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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: August 8, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


A toilet with an Olympic sticker attached can be seen at the Olympic village in Beijing July 27, 2008. The heavily-guarded village, which will house 16,000 athletes and officials during next month's Beijing Games, was officially opened on Sunday under skies still grey with the pollution that China has promised to clear in time for the August 8-24 Games. REUTERS/David Gray (CHINA) (BEIJING OLYMPICS 2008 PREVIEW)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (102)

The men's gymnastics team l... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by WildWillie | August 8, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

The men's gymnastics team lodge a complaint againt the events organizers. ww

1. Posted by WildWillie | August 8, 2008 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:19

The new event: The enema li... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by WildWillie | August 8, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
WildWillie:

The new event: The enema lift games. ww

2. Posted by WildWillie | August 8, 2008 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:21

Moments before the Opening ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Moments before the Opening Ceremonies, China revealed its monument to human rights.

3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (17 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:32

Astronomy Picture of The Da... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Astronomy Picture of The Day -- Rings around Uranus

4. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:34

Squat, Clean, and Jerk.... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Squat, Clean, and Jerk.

5. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:36

Because the urine from team... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Because the urine from team Russian would burn right through a regular toilet.

6. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:37

After hearing what he is fu... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Yogurt[TypeKey Profile Page]:

After hearing what he is full of, Chinese handlers hurriedly prepared for Obama's visit to the Olympics

7. Posted by Yogurt [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (17 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:40

For a real Olympic Movement... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by thepublicdan | August 8, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
thepublicdan:

For a real Olympic Movement.

8. Posted by thepublicdan | August 8, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:40

Like its generic counterpar... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Like its generic counterpart, female toilet gymnastics consistently draws higher ratings than the men's events.

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:42

The seniors parallel bars i... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

The seniors parallel bars is not for the squeamish.

10. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:53

You must be at least this t... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You must be at least this tall to ride the decadent Western-style toilet.

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:53

The IOC's request for a ven... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

The IOC's request for a venue for "running" events may not have been translated faithfully.

12. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 07:58

It has been customary for c... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 8, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

It has been customary for countries to choose an Olympic mascot. In an attempt to prove it is the best at everything, China has chosen five "Fuwas"...this one was almost #6 until an American reporter commented on how appropriate it would be since Beijing is a shithole.

13. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 8, 2008 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:00

American Standard introduce... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

American Standard introduces the new Wide Stance Restricting Model, dubbed 'The Larry'.

14. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:05

Poop like an athlete with o... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Poop like an athlete with our new Olympic Model crap catcher.

15. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:09

The Best Damn Metaphor Peri... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by smitch | August 8, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
smitch:

The Best Damn Metaphor Period

16. Posted by smitch | August 8, 2008 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:12

"Where's the rosin?"... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Where's the rosin?"

17. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:14

With all the security surro... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by JLawsonn | August 8, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JLawsonn:

With all the security surrounding the Olympics - even the toilet lids were locked down.

18. Posted by JLawsonn | August 8, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:16

Kohler - Official Sponsor o... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by DSkinner | August 8, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DSkinner:

Kohler - Official Sponsor of the 2008 Olympics

19. Posted by DSkinner | August 8, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:18

It's for a new demonstratio... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

It's for a new demonstration sport: the 15,000 meter Run, Shoot & Crap.

20. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:18

This years Olympics feature... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 8, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

This years Olympics features a new event, the Low Flow Double Flush.

21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 8, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:25

The pooping events are expe... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The pooping events are expected to be quite popular at this Olympics. Athletes are judged on volume and ability to hit a target. Extra points are sometimes given for special fragrance.


22. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:26

We know it isn't Obama's. I... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

We know it isn't Obama's. It isn't made of gold.

23. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:27

Gym(nasty)ics... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by sachxn [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sachxn[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Gym(nasty)ics

24. Posted by sachxn [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:28

"...and the judges rewarded... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"...and the judges rewarded him well for that one...8.5 for length, 9.0 for texture, and 9.0 for smell..."

25. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:47

Apparently, Larry Craig rea... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 8, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

Apparently, Larry Craig really was preparing for the Olympics. Who knew?

26. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 8, 2008 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:51

Sums up my vision of this y... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Sums up my vision of this year's games perfectly.

27. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:52

"We aim to please. You aim... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"We aim to please. You aim too, please."

28. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:53

I always wondered how to st... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

I always wondered how to start working on the Iron Cross.

29. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:54

Chinese organizers recogniz... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by epador | August 8, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
epador:

Chinese organizers recognize the true spirit of the Olympic Movement.

30. Posted by epador | August 8, 2008 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:56

Under closer scrutiny of th... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Clay | August 8, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clay:

Under closer scrutiny of the IOC rules, it was discovered that the parallel bars had been performed incorrectly all these past years. The new event has been named Friedrich Jahn's Revenge.

31. Posted by Clay | August 8, 2008 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:56

"The Crappel Horse programs... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"The Crappel Horse programs are usually very strenuous, and some of the dismounts can get pretty messy."

32. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 08:58

"Yeah, you'll choke on our ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Yeah, you'll choke on our air and our water will melt your skin...but our toilets are spotless!! (Just be careful not to splash on yourself.)"

33. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 8, 2008 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 09:02

Hey, I heard the Olympics h... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Conservachef | August 8, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Conservachef:

Hey, I heard the Olympics had gone downhill, but I didn't think that they'd really gone down the toilet!

34. Posted by Conservachef | August 8, 2008 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 09:09

Here's your chance to watch... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by lawhawk | August 8, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Here's your chance to watch Mr Hanky go for the gold with a triple lindy.

35. Posted by lawhawk | August 8, 2008 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 09:23

Not exactly American Standa... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by woody | August 8, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
woody:

Not exactly American Standard . . .

36. Posted by woody | August 8, 2008 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 09:30

I don't think we're in Kans... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 8, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto

37. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 8, 2008 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 09:44

"...and the judges... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 9:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:
"...and the judges rewarded him well for that one...8.5 for length, 9.0 for texture, and 9.0 for smell..."
...and he stuck the landing.

38. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 09:52

Going for the Gold!... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Tango | August 8, 2008 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Going for the Gold!

39. Posted by Tango | August 8, 2008 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 8, 2008 09:57

The new Olympic event gave ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by BlogDog | August 8, 2008 10:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)