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Comments (102)
The men's gymnastics team l... (Below threshold)1. Posted by WildWillie | August 8, 2008 7:19 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The men's gymnastics team lodge a complaint againt the events organizers. ww
1. Posted by WildWillie | August 8, 2008 7:19 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:19
2. Posted by WildWillie | August 8, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The new event: The enema lift games. ww
2. Posted by WildWillie | August 8, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:21
3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Moments before the Opening Ceremonies, China revealed its monument to human rights.
3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:32 AM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:32
4. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Astronomy Picture of The Day -- Rings around Uranus
4. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 7:34 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:34
5. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Squat, Clean, and Jerk.
5. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 7:36 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:36
6. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Because the urine from team Russian would burn right through a regular toilet.
6. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:37
7. Posted by Yogurt
| August 8, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
After hearing what he is full of, Chinese handlers hurriedly prepared for Obama's visit to the Olympics
7. Posted by Yogurt
| August 8, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:40
8. Posted by thepublicdan | August 8, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
For a real Olympic Movement.
8. Posted by thepublicdan | August 8, 2008 7:40 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:40
9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Like its generic counterpart, female toilet gymnastics consistently draws higher ratings than the men's events.
9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:42
10. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The seniors parallel bars is not for the squeamish.
10. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 7:53 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:53
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
You must be at least this tall to ride the decadent Western-style toilet.
11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 7:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:53
12. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The IOC's request for a venue for "running" events may not have been translated faithfully.
12. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 07:58
13. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 8, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It has been customary for countries to choose an Olympic mascot. In an attempt to prove it is the best at everything, China has chosen five "Fuwas"...this one was almost #6 until an American reporter commented on how appropriate it would be since Beijing is a shithole.
13. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 8, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:00
14. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
American Standard introduces the new Wide Stance Restricting Model, dubbed 'The Larry'.
14. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:05
15. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poop like an athlete with our new Olympic Model crap catcher.
15. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:09
16. Posted by smitch | August 8, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
The Best Damn Metaphor Period
16. Posted by smitch | August 8, 2008 8:12 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:12
17. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Where's the rosin?"
17. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 8:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:14
18. Posted by JLawsonn | August 8, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With all the security surrounding the Olympics - even the toilet lids were locked down.
18. Posted by JLawsonn | August 8, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:16
19. Posted by DSkinner | August 8, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kohler - Official Sponsor of the 2008 Olympics
19. Posted by DSkinner | August 8, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:18
20. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's for a new demonstration sport: the 15,000 meter Run, Shoot & Crap.
20. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:18
21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 8, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This years Olympics features a new event, the Low Flow Double Flush.
21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 8, 2008 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:25
22. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The pooping events are expected to be quite popular at this Olympics. Athletes are judged on volume and ability to hit a target. Extra points are sometimes given for special fragrance.
22. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:26
23. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
We know it isn't Obama's. It isn't made of gold.
23. Posted by fustian | August 8, 2008 8:27 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:27
24. Posted by sachxn
| August 8, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gym(nasty)ics
24. Posted by sachxn
| August 8, 2008 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:28
25. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 8:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"...and the judges rewarded him well for that one...8.5 for length, 9.0 for texture, and 9.0 for smell..."
25. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 8:47 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:47
26. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 8, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Apparently, Larry Craig really was preparing for the Olympics. Who knew?
26. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 8, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:51
27. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sums up my vision of this year's games perfectly.
27. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:52
28. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"We aim to please. You aim too, please."
28. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 8:53 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:53
29. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I always wondered how to start working on the Iron Cross.
29. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 8:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:54
30. Posted by epador | August 8, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Chinese organizers recognize the true spirit of the Olympic Movement.
30. Posted by epador | August 8, 2008 8:56 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:56
31. Posted by Clay | August 8, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Under closer scrutiny of the IOC rules, it was discovered that the parallel bars had been performed incorrectly all these past years. The new event has been named Friedrich Jahn's Revenge.
31. Posted by Clay | August 8, 2008 8:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:56
32. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"The Crappel Horse programs are usually very strenuous, and some of the dismounts can get pretty messy."
32. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 8:58 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 08:58
33. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Yeah, you'll choke on our air and our water will melt your skin...but our toilets are spotless!! (Just be careful not to splash on yourself.)"
33. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 09:02
34. Posted by Conservachef | August 8, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, I heard the Olympics had gone downhill, but I didn't think that they'd really gone down the toilet!
34. Posted by Conservachef | August 8, 2008 9:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 09:09
35. Posted by lawhawk | August 8, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Here's your chance to watch Mr Hanky go for the gold with a triple lindy.
35. Posted by lawhawk | August 8, 2008 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 09:23
36. Posted by woody | August 8, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not exactly American Standard . . .
36. Posted by woody | August 8, 2008 9:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 09:30
37. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 8, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto
37. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 8, 2008 9:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 09:44
38. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 9:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
38. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 9:52 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 09:52
39. Posted by Tango | August 8, 2008 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Going for the Gold!
39. Posted by Tango | August 8, 2008 9:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 09:57
40. Posted by BlogDog | August 8, 2008 10:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The new Olympic event gave a whole new meaning to the phrase "stick the dismount."
40. Posted by BlogDog | August 8, 2008 10:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 10:00
41. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I like the 'Now See Dung' model with waving Chairman better.
41. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 10:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 10:02
42. Posted by Porkopolis | August 8, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just Do It
42. Posted by Porkopolis | August 8, 2008 10:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 10:08
43. Posted by SideShowJane | August 8, 2008 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The People's toilets at the Olympic village are not very private but they do come with an option of having the attendant gently clean your bottom. After finishing, simply stand, turn, and bend over using the rails for support and holler, "Du Poo!"
43. Posted by SideShowJane | August 8, 2008 10:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 10:27
44. Posted by Peter F. | August 8, 2008 11:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Finally, an Olympic event I can enter and take home the gold.
44. Posted by Peter F. | August 8, 2008 11:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:06
45. Posted by Peter F. | August 8, 2008 11:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The 2008 Head Games
45. Posted by Peter F. | August 8, 2008 11:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:11
46. Posted by john1v6 | August 8, 2008 11:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Considering the crap they usually broadcast, NBC was surprised that the Synchronized Sh*tting event drew such poor ratings
46. Posted by john1v6 | August 8, 2008 11:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:23
47. Posted by Matt | August 8, 2008 11:25 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Senator McCain's Olympic Crapper...
47. Posted by Matt | August 8, 2008 11:25 AM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:25
48. Posted by GarandFan | August 8, 2008 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Obama's new rainbow 'salute' suddenly started showing up everywhere.
48. Posted by GarandFan | August 8, 2008 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:27
49. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 11:27 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"Welcome to China. Deposit your Human Rights here."
49. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 11:27 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:27
50. Posted by Matt | August 8, 2008 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look Senator Obama, they put to many O's on your Toilet."
"Yeah, they forgot President, too."
50. Posted by Matt | August 8, 2008 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:27
51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First, there was competitive eating. Tune in this Fall on Fox as we give you an exclusive peek into what happens after the trophies are handed out.
51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 11:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:36
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Chinese team is hoping to flush the competition in the Crappel Horse this year by unveiling their new signature move, the Shiitake."
52. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 8, 2008 11:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:41
53. Posted by colejusmc | August 8, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
NBC: In the tank for Obama. In the tank for Red China.
53. Posted by colejusmc | August 8, 2008 11:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:44
54. Posted by Master Shake | August 8, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Worst...parallel bar routine...ever!
54. Posted by Master Shake | August 8, 2008 11:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:44
55. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 11:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"All your crap are belong to us!"
55. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 11:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 11:53
56. Posted by [IMH] | August 8, 2008 12:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Those of you who have documented disabilities, demonstrated by presenting Forms G, Q, and X to the door guard, may use our specially designed disability toilet.
Everyone else may use with pleasure the luxurious bucket seen on the right.
56. Posted by [IMH] | August 8, 2008 12:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 12:10
57. Posted by UncleOlaf | August 8, 2008 12:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
China's Olympic organizers revealed for the first time today their state of the art gender test...
They force everyone to dring 2 gallons of black tea, and anyone who leaves the lid up is labeled "male".
They did hit a snag however with several of the Soviet female gymnasts who managed to hit a hole in one from across the room...
57. Posted by UncleOlaf | August 8, 2008 12:20 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 12:20
58. Posted by Jer | August 8, 2008 12:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Government Executive Toilet.....$500
Custom Padded Precious PVC Hand Assists.....$25
Being First In Line out of the 16000 Athletes and Officials.....Priceless
Work has already commenced on the second one.
58. Posted by Jer | August 8, 2008 12:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 12:38
59. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
STD's not included
59. Posted by rodney dill | August 8, 2008 12:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 12:51
60. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In People's Republic of China toilet flushes Yu.
60. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 1:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 13:17
61. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh my god, that fortune cookie I got last night makes so much sense now...
61. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 8, 2008 1:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 13:20
62. Posted by physics geek | August 8, 2008 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The location for the new "Where have my civil rights gone?" competition in Beijing.
62. Posted by physics geek | August 8, 2008 1:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 13:21
63. Posted by Dale A | August 8, 2008 1:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When Obamanomics set in, the GDP and stock market will be here. Hold on with both hands!
63. Posted by Dale A | August 8, 2008 1:26 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 13:26
64. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 1:46 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"No, it's not a public toilet. It's The People's Toilet. Big difference."
64. Posted by Tom Blogical
| August 8, 2008 1:46 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 13:46
65. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 8, 2008 1:48 PM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Typical communist project. Pipes going up, down, and all around, but none actually attached to make it really flush
65. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 8, 2008 1:48 PM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 13:48
66. Posted by CB | August 8, 2008 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Venue for newly approved Olympic event, the Turd Drop.
66. Posted by CB | August 8, 2008 2:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 14:36
67. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 8, 2008 2:43 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Handicap Toilet for use by all handicapped Olympians! (Citizens Bank Park in Phila. has a mandated elevator for use by all handicapped relief pitchers!)
67. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 8, 2008 2:43 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 14:43
68. Posted by observer | August 8, 2008 2:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
China's answer to the old "superglue on the toilet" trick...
68. Posted by observer | August 8, 2008 2:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 14:46
69. Posted by Jer | August 8, 2008 4:21 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
John? John Edwards? Are you in there?
69. Posted by Jer | August 8, 2008 4:21 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 16:21
70. Posted by lawhawk | August 8, 2008 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Edwards could not be reached for comment...
70. Posted by lawhawk | August 8, 2008 5:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 17:47
71. Posted by Rickbert
| August 8, 2008 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chinese officials today reiterated their commitment to freedom of expression in public affairs by opening the first of many Suggestion Boxes for Political Reform.
71. Posted by Rickbert
| August 8, 2008 6:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 18:22
72. Posted by retired military | August 8, 2008 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite massive Chinese preparation this year's Olympic coverage is the toilet.
72. Posted by retired military | August 8, 2008 6:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 18:25
73. Posted by retired military | August 8, 2008 7:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Chinese government quickly realized that holding the Olympics in their country was a big crap shoot.
73. Posted by retired military | August 8, 2008 7:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 19:18
74. Posted by Dan Melson | August 8, 2008 8:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "thanks for a job well done" to the Olympic Site Selection Committee
74. Posted by Dan Melson | August 8, 2008 8:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 20:29
75. Posted by DaveD | August 8, 2008 9:28 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I completely understand. I stink on the parallel bars too.
75. Posted by DaveD | August 8, 2008 9:28 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 21:28
76. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 9:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chinese "birthing station" for moms having girls.
76. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 9:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 21:57
77. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"All right! I got home in time for the 'Quran-a-thon'!"
77. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 22:12
78. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:14 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The last thing your plate of "chow-fun" really saw.
78. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:14 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 22:14
79. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:23 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Confucius say, "Crap in hand and wish in other,no matter,you no get this beauty".
79. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:23 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 22:23
80. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:28 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Confucius say, "When you not know wrich wray to approach commode, you prease to have ingest real ancient Chinese seclet."
80. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:28 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 22:28
81. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:34 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Freedom to worship: Priceless
Freedom to protest: Priceless
What China thinks of these freedoms: They can't spare a (Tiananmen) square
81. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:34 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 22:34
82. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:51 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Confucius say, "One who wrie down writh red Chinese,wrake up with new persplective on rife."
82. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:51 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 22:51
83. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:56 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Confucius say, "Raugh and the world raughs writh you. Cly? Well, you obviousry in China my flend."
83. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 10:56 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 22:56
84. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 11:16 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
toilet: "Sen. Obama,what would you do about Russia?"
BO: "I'm kinda busy sweetie,couldja keep it down?"
84. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 8, 2008 11:16 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 8, 2008 23:16
85. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 9, 2008 12:40 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Didja hear the one about the Chinese islamist and the public ...tick,tick,tick
BOOM!!!
85. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 9, 2008 12:40 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 9, 2008 00:40
86. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 9, 2008 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Confucius say, "Hey,Orympics happen."
86. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 9, 2008 12:43 AM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 00:43
87. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 9, 2008 12:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a blatent act of subversion today,Chinese industry unvailed its new tool to keep American octogenarians actively gumming up US commerce. Dubbed "The Creeping Crapper" the new device has the covert community and everyone in State scrambling to devise harsh porcelain tariffs and crushing tp excise taxes.When asked his opinion, Sen. Bob "Sheets" Byrd said, "zzzzz,WHAT? Who's there? Bocephus? Isatchooboy? Come fetch me my slippers boy...zzzzz"
87. Posted by Mark Ducharme
| August 9, 2008 12:59 AM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 00:59
88. Posted by Headzero | August 9, 2008 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just Do It"
42. Posted by Porkopolis
I think you meant
"Just Poo it"
88. Posted by Headzero | August 9, 2008 1:16 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 13:16
89. Posted by Faith+1 | August 9, 2008 1:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The Olympics were marred by the tragic drowning death of Simon Smythe during a complex dismount from The Olympic Pommel John."
89. Posted by Faith+1 | August 9, 2008 1:48 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 13:48
90. Posted by itismedavid | August 9, 2008 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Go (here) World.
90. Posted by itismedavid | August 9, 2008 2:15 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 14:15
91. Posted by Strider | August 9, 2008 4:01 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mr. Hu. It was the Soviets who were supposed to tear down walls. Sheesh!
91. Posted by Strider | August 9, 2008 4:01 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 16:01
92. Posted by retired military | August 9, 2008 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chinese translaters mistakenly thought that Barrack had already won the Presidential election and thus designed the official President Obama Presidential Seal for his upcoming visit.
92. Posted by retired military | August 9, 2008 4:38 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 16:38
93. Posted by ijosha | August 9, 2008 5:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Just Do Do It" ?
93. Posted by ijosha | August 9, 2008 5:51 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 17:51
94. Posted by ijosha | August 9, 2008 5:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brilliant! All that, and they still couldn't figure out how to hang a toilet-paper roll?
94. Posted by ijosha | August 9, 2008 5:57 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 17:57
95. Posted by LaMedusa | August 9, 2008 8:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Optional for the gymnast with a problem dismount.
95. Posted by LaMedusa | August 9, 2008 8:09 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 20:09
96. Posted by ptg | August 9, 2008 9:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chinese authorities insist Western-style toilet stalls are not bugged: "Everyone can see there is no invasion of privacy."
96. Posted by ptg | August 9, 2008 9:22 PM |
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Posted on August 9, 2008 21:22
97. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2008 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unfortunately Wong's Pu-Pu Platters is located just one floor lower.
97. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2008 4:31 PM |
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Posted on August 10, 2008 16:31
98. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2008 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and given the water supply you'll need to visit here again just an hour later.
98. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2008 4:32 PM |
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Posted on August 10, 2008 16:32
99. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2008 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DIY water recycling
99. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2008 4:33 PM |
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Posted on August 10, 2008 16:33
100. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2008 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and you said Mike Rowe wouldn't even touch this one?"
100. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2008 4:34 PM |
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Posted on August 10, 2008 16:34
101. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 10, 2008 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The coaches kept telling them to "get the lead out of their butts"...
101. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 10, 2008 8:50 PM |
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Posted on August 10, 2008 20:50
102. Posted by Kevin
| August 11, 2008 1:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
102. Posted by Kevin
| August 11, 2008 1:45 AM |
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Posted on August 11, 2008 01:45