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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: August 15, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., body surfs at Sandy Beach in Honolulu, Hawaii, Thursday, Aug. 14, 2008. Sen. Obama is in Hawaii for a vacation. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced.

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Wipeout!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Wipeout!

1. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:01

Another Republican dirty tr... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 27 (29 votes cast)
fustian:

Another Republican dirty trick. Everyone knows Obama walks on water...

2. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 27 (29 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:04

If you're slimy enough, you... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

If you're slimy enough, you don't get wet.

3. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:06

But I thought I could</i... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

But I thought I could walk on water!!?

4. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:08

Uhhbama discovers he can't ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Uhhbama discovers he can't actually part the sea.

5. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:09

See? I toldja I can float!<... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Tango | August 15, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

See? I toldja I can float!

6. Posted by Tango | August 15, 2008 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:12

Cover art for the new book:... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
fustian:

Cover art for the new book: "Profiles in Sewage". It's about politics, Chicago style.

7. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (14 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:16

Political advisor Aqua... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Political advisor Aquaman joins other former Obama advisors after a reporter uncovered tapes of the drunken superhero calling dolphins "mouth-breathers".

8. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:16

We knew that hope floats. <... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
fustian:

We knew that hope floats.

Now, we know that horse shit floats too.

9. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 17 (21 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:18

Q: Why don't sharks attack ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:18 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

10. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (13 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:18

A microcosm of the Obama ca... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Proof | August 15, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Proof:

A microcosm of the Obama campaign: A little froth, a little splash, he ends up all wet!

11. Posted by Proof | August 15, 2008 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:22

Obama: I was going to do th... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Proof | August 15, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: -1 (11 votes cast)
Proof:

Obama: I was going to do the dog paddle, but Michelle never lets me do anything doggy style!

12. Posted by Proof | August 15, 2008 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (11 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:23

That big wave pushing Obama... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
fustian:

That big wave pushing Obama to shore?

That's the press.

13. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (20 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:25

Underneath the waves Obama ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 22 (24 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Underneath the waves Obama is supported by his two pet dolphins -- Flipper and Flopper.

14. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 22 (24 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:30

Its an Obunami!... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Its an Obunami!

15. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:32

"Hmmmmm.... This parting th... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by zipity | August 15, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
zipity:

"Hmmmmm.... This parting the sea thing is harder than I thought...."

16. Posted by zipity | August 15, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:33

"This is not the ocean that... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by zipity | August 15, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
zipity:

"This is not the ocean that I've known....."

17. Posted by zipity | August 15, 2008 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (13 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:34

"And then he sank like a st... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by zipity | August 15, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
zipity:

"And then he sank like a stone, never to be heard from again..."

18. Posted by zipity | August 15, 2008 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:35

Obama practicing making the... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Weegie | August 15, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Weegie:

Obama practicing making the oceans recede.

19. Posted by Weegie | August 15, 2008 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:35

For parting the sea, Obama ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

For parting the sea, Obama became know as Holy Moses.
Due to skin patch removal McCain became known as Moley Holeses

20. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:50

"As God is my witness, I sw... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"As God is my witness, I swear I thought turkeys could fly."

21. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:55

Obama makes a hasty retreat... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by guido | August 15, 2008 8:57 AM | Score: 23 (27 votes cast)
guido:

Obama makes a hasty retreat to the shoreline after discovering that negotiating with sharks is slightly more complicated than he ever could have imagined.

22. Posted by guido | August 15, 2008 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 23 (27 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 08:57

"You were supposed to be th... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"You were supposed to be the chosen one!"

23. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:01

What's the difference betwe... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 9:08 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
rodney dill:

What's the difference between Obama and a catfish?
One's a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one's a fish.

24. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (15 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:08

"In way over his head" turn... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:12 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"In way over his head" turned out to be a metphorically perfect slogan for the Obama '08 campaign.

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:12

Well for your information, ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Well for your information, Mr. Smartypants, body surfing is considered no where near as effete or elitist as wind surfing.

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:15

We're gonna need a bigger v... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

We're gonna need a bigger vote.

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (20 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:16

Time to sink or swim.... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by _Mike_ | August 15, 2008 9:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Time to sink or swim.

28. Posted by _Mike_ | August 15, 2008 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:22

"Laird Hamilton ain't got <... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Laird Hamilton ain't got nuthin' on me. Nuthin'!"

29. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:24

"Georgia? What about Georg... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Georgia? What about Georgia? You must be confused. We're in Hawaii, jack."

30. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:27

Looks like that wave of pos... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Joel | August 15, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Joel:

Looks like that wave of positive public opinion is cresting....

31. Posted by Joel | August 15, 2008 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:27

SHARK!!!!... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by epador | August 15, 2008 9:28 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
epador:

SHARK!!!!

32. Posted by epador | August 15, 2008 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:28

This is the moment when the... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by guido | August 15, 2008 9:29 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
guido:

This is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow.....I said, this is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow.......let me reiterate THIS is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow.... Ah, hang on a minute, I can't hear myself...allright, I love your enthusiasm...THIS IS THE MOgurgle gurgle gurgle....

33. Posted by guido | August 15, 2008 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:29

That national press is clai... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 9:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

That national press is claiming Olympic times for Obama's swimming.

They fail, of course, to mention the waves pushing him.

34. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:29

Isn't he supposed to be rid... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Isn't he supposed to be riding a unicorn out of the surf and carrying Excalibur?

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:30

"I may look different than ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

"I may look different than the body surfers you've seen before."

36. Posted by fustian | August 15, 2008 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:30

The World's Deadliest Catch... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by epador | August 15, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
epador:

The World's Deadliest Catch.

The World's Homliest Catch.

The World's Hoplier Catch.

37. Posted by epador | August 15, 2008 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:33

"See. It's lower already. A... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by BlogDog | August 15, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
BlogDog:

"See. It's lower already. And cooler too."

38. Posted by BlogDog | August 15, 2008 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:33

You know, a lot of people e... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year.

Those guys are fags!

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 15, 2008 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:35

I just checked and there ai... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Iwogisdead | August 15, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Iwogisdead:

I just checked and there ain't no oil out here. Inflate your tires!

40. Posted by Iwogisdead | August 15, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (16 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:41

"That's odd...where the hel... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"That's odd...where the hell is that creepy music coming from?"

41. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (12 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:44

Floats like an iceberg and ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 9:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Floats like an iceberg and stinks like a BUTTerfly.

42. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:51

Swim faster! The swiftboat... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Al Pennam | August 15, 2008 9:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

Swim faster! The swiftboats are upon you.

43. Posted by Al Pennam | August 15, 2008 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:51

That's odd... Oh wait, he'... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by P. Bunyan | August 15, 2008 9:53 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

That's odd... Oh wait, he's half white.

44. Posted by P. Bunyan | August 15, 2008 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:53

As with an iceberg, it's wh... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 9:53 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

As with an iceberg, it's what you can't see that's dangerous.

45. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:53

AquaVelvaMan... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

AquaVelvaMan

46. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2008 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:53

"They call him Flipper, Fli... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by HughS | August 15, 2008 9:54 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
HughS:

"They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
lying there-under, so righteous is he!

Everyone loves the king of the D,
Ever so slick and sneering is he,
Tricks he will do when voters appear,
And how they swoon when he's near!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, lying and frightening,
No-one you see, is emptier than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of prompters,
lying there-under, conning the D! "

....apologies to Vars and Dunham

47. Posted by HughS | August 15, 2008 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:54

"I am walking on ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 15, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 22 (24 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"I am walking on water, you're just not watching it correctly."

48. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 15, 2008 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 22 (24 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:56

Obama realizes that thsi wa... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Jeff Angleberger | August 15, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Angleberger:

Obama realizes that thsi walking on water routine make take some practice.

49. Posted by Jeff Angleberger | August 15, 2008 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:56

(ABOVE) This was the moment... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Al Pennam | August 15, 2008 9:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

(ABOVE) This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow. - RUETERS

50. Posted by Al Pennam | August 15, 2008 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 09:59

"You're right, Hillary. It... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 10:00 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"You're right, Hillary. It is tough to swim with these cement shoes on. Hey...wait...where are you going?"

51. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:00

No I'm not playing around, ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 10:02 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

No I'm not playing around, I'm trying to relate to older white voters. When I don't wipe off I look almost white and if I stay in long enough I get all wrinkly.

52. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:02

Michelle frantically tells ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Porkopolis | August 15, 2008 10:33 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Michelle frantically tells Barack to come back to shore because she saw a Great Whitey lurking about.

53. Posted by Porkopolis | August 15, 2008 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:33

AP: Obama begins to part th... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by cstmbuild | August 15, 2008 10:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
cstmbuild:

AP: Obama begins to part the Ocean.

54. Posted by cstmbuild | August 15, 2008 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:35

No matter how many times yo... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 15, 2008 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

No matter how many times you flush, some logs won't go down...

55. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 15, 2008 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:38

OK...one...two.....THREE!</... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth[TypeKey Profile Page]:

OK...one...two.....THREE!

DAMMIT, how did Moses do this before?

56. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:39

AP: Obama walks on water. M... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by cstmbuild | August 15, 2008 10:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
cstmbuild:

AP: Obama walks on water. Masses swoon.

AP: Local lifeguards save unnamed politican from drowning. Lifeguards stated "The idiot keep yelling for us to leave him alone, because he would 'Rise Again'. We finally knocked him out."

AP: Obama rises from the Dead after 3 minutes. Just like that Bible thingy said he would.

57. Posted by cstmbuild | August 15, 2008 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:41

Rather than jumping the sha... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by john1v6 | August 15, 2008 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

Rather than jumping the shark, The Chosen One became one

58. Posted by john1v6 | August 15, 2008 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:55

To reduce His carbon footpr... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by john1v6 | August 15, 2008 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

To reduce His carbon footprint, Obama chose to swim to Hawaii rather than fly a plane

59. Posted by john1v6 | August 15, 2008 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:57

Charlie don't surf!... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Jeff | August 15, 2008 10:59 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Jeff:

Charlie don't surf!

60. Posted by Jeff | August 15, 2008 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 10:59

"Cargo And Ship Destroyed; ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by radio free fred | August 15, 2008 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Cargo And Ship Destroyed; I Should Reach The Frontier In About Six Weeks."

61. Posted by radio free fred | August 15, 2008 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:02

As the election moves on, t... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Craig | August 15, 2008 11:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Craig:

As the election moves on, the WAVE of enthusiasm is dwindling for B.O.

62. Posted by Craig | August 15, 2008 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:16

As he was carried Barack Ob... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Eric | August 15, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

As he was carried Barack Obama down to the ocean depths, Barrack's final words were to decry the obvious racism of the Great White Shark.

63. Posted by Eric | August 15, 2008 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:17

Presumptive presidential no... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 15, 2008 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

Presumptive presidential nominee, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) catches the wave that may propel him all the way to the rocky shoals of Denver.

64. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 15, 2008 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:17

Let Me try that again:... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Eric | August 15, 2008 11:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

Let Me try that again:

As he was carried down to the ocean depths, Barrack's final words were to decry the obvious racism of the Great White Shark.

65. Posted by Eric | August 15, 2008 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:18

It's not my fault... this w... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's not my fault... this water is obviously racist.

66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:31

Eat your heart out Michael ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Timmer | August 15, 2008 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Eat your heart out Michael Phelps. You get two weeks, I'm gonna get four years.

67. Posted by Timmer | August 15, 2008 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:33

append: Whay else do you th... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

append: Whay else do you think they call it white water?

68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:34

"I'm tired of Phelps gettin... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"I'm tired of Phelps getting all the attention."

69. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:37

"I wish I had a cigarette."... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"I wish I had a cigarette."

70. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:38

The McCain campaign was cri... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 11:50 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
kbiel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

The McCain campaign was criticized today for sending racial messages by using a picture showing Obama next to white water.

71. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:50

Janitor: "The lobster is i... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Joel | August 15, 2008 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

Janitor: "The lobster is in the pot. Devour! Devour!"

72. Posted by Joel | August 15, 2008 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:50

Obama: Where is that sa... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Joel | August 15, 2008 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

Obama: Where is that sandbar? The media's watching and the polls say it's time for another "religious experience".

73. Posted by Joel | August 15, 2008 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:54

Obama fails at parting sea,... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama fails at parting sea, claims "I'm a uniter, not a divider."

74. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:58

They call him Flipper, Flip... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by LaMano | August 15, 2008 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMano:

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he's near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

75. Posted by LaMano | August 15, 2008 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 11:59

"I'm a Barbary pirate at he... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"I'm a Barbary pirate at heart."

76. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 15, 2008 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 12:02

The downside to the wave of... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Gmac | August 15, 2008 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

The downside to the wave of adoring press popularity was that Obama still couldn't reach out and grasp the prize he sought.

77. Posted by Gmac | August 15, 2008 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 12:26

Thinking of his adoring fri... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by GarandFan | August 15, 2008 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Thinking of his adoring friends in the MSM, Obama realized 'Lucky for me, sharks only like white meat.'

78. Posted by GarandFan | August 15, 2008 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 12:43

Mr. Trouble never hangs aro... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by mustng66 | August 15, 2008 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mustng66:

Mr. Trouble never hangs around,
when he hears this Mighty sound,

HERE I COME to save the day!
That means that Mighty Obama is on the way!

79. Posted by mustng66 | August 15, 2008 12:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 12:48

Barrack Obama spent the day... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Rick13 | August 15, 2008 12:50 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Rick13:

Barrack Obama spent the day practicing for his crowd surfing exit from Invesco field at Mile High.

80. Posted by Rick13 | August 15, 2008 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 12:50

"he's got lifeless eyes. Bl... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by vader06 | August 15, 2008 1:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
vader06:

"he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces."

81. Posted by vader06 | August 15, 2008 1:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:03

See, I am not in OVER my he... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Brian The Adequate | August 15, 2008 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brian The Adequate:

See, I am not in OVER my head.

82. Posted by Brian The Adequate | August 15, 2008 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:09

I am that "Bridge over Trou... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by JAT | August 15, 2008 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

I am that "Bridge over Troubled Water."

83. Posted by JAT | August 15, 2008 1:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:11

This is cool, the more I fa... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by JAT | August 15, 2008 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

This is cool, the more I fart, the faster I go!

84. Posted by JAT | August 15, 2008 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:12

Obama: Don't worry America,... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 15, 2008 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Obama: Don't worry America, Obamessiah in on the way to rescue you

85. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 15, 2008 1:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:14

Obama, shown here stopping ... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by John Hansen | August 15, 2008 1:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
John Hansen:

Obama, shown here stopping a wave, demonstrates how he will stem the rise of the oceans during his first 90 days.

86. Posted by John Hansen | August 15, 2008 1:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:19

"Kansas: There's No Place L... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 15, 2008 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"Kansas: There's No Place Like Home!"

87. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 15, 2008 1:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:23

Riding a tidal wave of Hill... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by hyperbolist | August 15, 2008 1:28 PM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
hyperbolist:

Riding a tidal wave of Hillary, Giuliani, and McCain's oh-so-bitter tears all the way to the White House.

88. Posted by hyperbolist | August 15, 2008 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:28

Unfortunately for Obama, th... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by LaMedusa | August 15, 2008 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Unfortunately for Obama, the ocean was busy and had other plans.

89. Posted by LaMedusa | August 15, 2008 1:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:37

This wave is a divisive dis... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Obama | August 15, 2008 1:40 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama:

This wave is a divisive distraction taking our attention away from important matters, like helping Michelle's kids

90. Posted by Obama | August 15, 2008 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:40

Disappointed at their lates... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by LaMedusa | August 15, 2008 1:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Disappointed at their latest specimen, the Democratic Underground coughs up another DINO.

91. Posted by LaMedusa | August 15, 2008 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:43

Serf's Up... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Paul Hooson | August 15, 2008 1:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

Serf's Up

92. Posted by Paul Hooson | August 15, 2008 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 13:52

Hollywood(AP)-- Warner Brot... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Jeff | August 15, 2008 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Hollywood(AP)-- Warner Brothers Studios released this still photo from the set of "The Incredible Mr. Limpet". The remake will star Barack Obama as Henry Limpet, the shy bookkeeper turned fish. The movie is scheduled to be released in Summer 2009.

93. Posted by Jeff | August 15, 2008 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 14:03

Coast Guard officials attri... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by guido | August 15, 2008 2:08 PM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
guido:

Coast Guard officials attributed the presumptive Democratic nominee's near drowning to the fact that he simply did not know how to cry HELP! without the aid of a teleprompter.

94. Posted by guido | August 15, 2008 2:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 14:08

If there is an upside to gl... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by jmc | August 15, 2008 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmc:

If there is an upside to global warming it's the boogie boarding in the artic.

95. Posted by jmc | August 15, 2008 4:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 16:32

Hey.. Waterboarding aint so... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 15, 2008 4:36 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Hey.. Waterboarding aint so bad.

96. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 15, 2008 4:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 16:36

Obama must save himself aft... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 15, 2008 4:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Obama must save himself after Hillary torpedoes his boat.

97. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 15, 2008 4:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 16:39

Surfin' U.S.S.R.... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Falze | August 15, 2008 4:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

Surfin' U.S.S.R.

98. Posted by Falze | August 15, 2008 4:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 16:58

Part of Barack's plan to ca... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Al Pennam | August 15, 2008 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

Part of Barack's plan to campaign in all 11 oceans.

99. Posted by Al Pennam | August 15, 2008 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 17:02

Behold, as an evil greater ... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Master Shake | August 15, 2008 5:13 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Master Shake:

Behold, as an evil greater than Cthulhu rises from the depths!

100. Posted by Master Shake | August 15, 2008 5:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 17:13

Black in blue. Well kind o... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 5:19 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Black in blue. Well kind of.

101. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 5:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 17:19

An empty birthday suit.... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 5:24 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

An empty birthday suit.

102. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 15, 2008 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 17:24

This looks like a job for "... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by twolaneflash | August 15, 2008 6:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

This looks like a job for "Mack the Knife":

"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it ... ah ... out of sight.

Ya know when that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there's nevah, nevah a trace of red."

103. Posted by twolaneflash | August 15, 2008 6:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 18:21

"The damn secret service ag... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 6:25 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

"The damn secret service agent pushed me in"

104. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 6:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 18:25

AP: Dick Cheney used secre... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

AP: Dick Cheney used secret government sharks to attack Barrack Obama while he was navigating the Ocean of Hope.

105. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 18:27

AP: Dateline 2012P... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 6:30 PM | Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
retired military:

AP: Dateline 2012

President Obama is shown trying to raise the United States from the mess that George Bush created.

106. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 6:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 18:30

After choosing John Kerry a... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 6:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

After choosing John Kerry as his running mate it appeared his chances of winning the Presidential election started sinking.

107. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 6:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 18:31

"CowObama!"... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 7:29 PM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"CowObama!"

* - This entry courtesy of Mrs. Blogical.

108. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 7:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 19:29

And after hours of trying, ... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Robert | August 15, 2008 7:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Robert:

And after hours of trying, the waters STILL wouldn't part....

109. Posted by Robert | August 15, 2008 7:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 19:50

Obama appears confident in ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 15, 2008 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama appears confident in the high Hawaiian surf, totally oblivious to the coming Clinton tidal wave awaiting him in Denver.

110. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 15, 2008 8:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:10

If the GOP steals the elect... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 15, 2008 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

If the GOP steals the election from him, Obama decides he could always star in "Beach Blanket Barry."

111. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 15, 2008 8:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:18

Damn! This walkin' on water... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Strider | August 15, 2008 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Strider:

Damn! This walkin' on water thing ain't easy.

112. Posted by Strider | August 15, 2008 8:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:19

(headline)Preside... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

(headline)
Presidential Jetsam Flops Onto Beach

113. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:24

"MY STAFF, MY STAFF, Damni... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 8:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

"MY STAFF, MY STAFF, Damnit I knew I forgot something!!!"

114. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 8:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:28

The Red Sea deciding that O... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 8:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

The Red Sea deciding that Obama is not the chosen one decided to close back up a bit earlier than expected.

115. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 8:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:29

Obama enjoys the only likel... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 8:29 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama enjoys the only likely surge he will get this election season.

116. Posted by retired military | August 15, 2008 8:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:29

Maybe McCain's right... THE... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by fit | August 15, 2008 8:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fit:

Maybe McCain's right... THE SURF WORKED!

117. Posted by fit | August 15, 2008 8:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:30

(BHO thinking)- 4000 report... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

(BHO thinking)- 4000 reporters on the beach to watch this,and McCain can't even get one anchor to meet him in person.Wow! I guess I really am fantastic.

118. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:31

Senator Obama poses for the... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Senator Obama poses for the unveiling of his new tile, "The Symbol Formerly Known as Senator Obama":~

119. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:41

AP - Obama displays His abi... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

AP - Obama displays His ability to make the seas rise and fall

120. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:50

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee</p... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

121. Posted by Faith+1 | August 15, 2008 8:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:55

"THIS WAS THE MONENT! THAT ... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"THIS WAS THE MONENT! THAT IIIEEEEEARRRRGGH - I JUST STEPPED ON A SEA URCHIN!!!"

122. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 8:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 20:56

flotsam or jetsam...I forge... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by TheOrchidThief | August 15, 2008 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TheOrchidThief:

flotsam or jetsam...I forget which is which.

123. Posted by TheOrchidThief | August 15, 2008 9:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:07

"...And on the beach there ... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"...And on the beach there are seagulls...Just birds!..."

124. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:09

The Little Kahuna.... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

The Little Kahuna.

125. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:09

"All I need are some tasty ... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:17 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

126. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:17

poster for this summers' bi... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

poster for this summers' big blockbuster:

Finding Pinko

127. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:19

"You're sayin' the FBI's go... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?"

128. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:27

When global warming strikes... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by jc | August 15, 2008 9:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

When global warming strikes and the polar ice caps melt, Obama will pull us all to higher ground with his teeth.

129. Posted by jc | August 15, 2008 9:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:31

(7 year old)"Why are u swim... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

(7 year old)"Why are u swimbing in da oshin?"
(Obama)"I want the oceans to return to what they once was,but almost could've weren't: filled with crap and medical waste."

130. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:34

In Soviet U.S. of A., ocean... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by jc | August 15, 2008 9:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

In Soviet U.S. of A., ocean swims in you.

131. Posted by jc | August 15, 2008 9:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:37

AP -Obama finds wreck of Ed... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

AP -Obama finds wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald. Pulls crew to safety!

132. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 9:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 21:38

Having been told by his adv... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by jc | August 15, 2008 10:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

Having been told by his advisors that a photo op with a cold six pack was his best bet, Obama chose Hawaii as a rustic hideaway to demonstrate that he can connect with voters in rural America.

133. Posted by jc | August 15, 2008 10:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 22:00

Obama was secretly thrilled... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 15, 2008 10:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Obama was secretly thrilled that Hillary had picked up the tab for the three hour tour.

134. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 15, 2008 10:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 22:05

"fins to the left, fins to ... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by invernessie | August 15, 2008 10:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
invernessie:

"fins to the left, fins to the right, and you're the only pol in town!"

135. Posted by invernessie | August 15, 2008 10:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 22:33

♫ BARRY BARRY!... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 10:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

♫ BARRY BARRY!
OH NO, YOU GOTTA GO! ♫

136. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 15, 2008 10:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2008 22:48

"That isnt what I had in mi... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by retired military | August 16, 2008 12:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"That isnt what I had in mind." Obama was overheard to say after he called for his staff so he could part the oceans, and 1000 Greenpeace members showed up.

137. Posted by retired military | August 16, 2008 12:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 00:01

♫ Oh Barak has,nasty ... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 16, 2008 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

♫ Oh Barak has,nasty teeth dear,
And he hides 'em,commie pink,
Just a Chi-hack,was Hussein dear,
M-S-M says,"For you we'll think"

Barry taxes,with his votes dear,
Marxcist dream his,economy,
Lapdog press babe,wears old Barak dear, ♫
So there's never, NO NEVER a trace of red

In the gutter one sad morning,
A nation oozes liberty,
A man dances in Red Square,
Is the someone,"Mr. Diserty"?

From a boat on the River Styxx,
Sandy Bergers' socks are full,
Of rocks as he clutches proof, ♫
Hil had of ol' Baraky's bull!

Truth disappeared dear,
MSM had to save his a**
Now ol' B. Hussien,he's king of the drunken sailors!
Did our b** do somethin' crass?

Tawdry Reverends, commie bombers
Oh yeah he'll throw 'em, ♫ Right under that Greyhounds wheels!

When the left shifts, to the center dear
Watch your wallet, hold onto your rights

You best change your passwords, and get a lawyer
'Cause those leftieeeeees! Are ruling the town!

Lookout the left rules all three! ♫

138. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 16, 2008 12:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 00:04

As he emerges from the unde... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by LaMedusa | August 16, 2008 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

As he emerges from the undercurrent, a dismayed Obama presses on alone in his search for the Universal Pipeline. This due to the recent drowning death of his beloved unicorn.

139. Posted by LaMedusa | August 16, 2008 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 12:10

Look what Jaws shi............ (Below threshold)

140. Posted by mj | August 16, 2008 1:43 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
mj:

Look what Jaws shi.........oops, spit out.
(He does have good taste, you know.)

140. Posted by mj | August 16, 2008 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 13:43

Please put the seat down af... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Dave's Odd World. | August 16, 2008 2:00 PM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Dave's Odd World.:

Please put the seat down after you flush!!!

141. Posted by Dave's Odd World. | August 16, 2008 2:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 14:00

See, when you put your arms... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by itismedavid | August 16, 2008 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

See, when you put your arms just right, you look like the Savior.

142. Posted by itismedavid | August 16, 2008 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 14:10

Barry was a bit surprised w... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by Clay | August 16, 2008 2:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clay:

Barry was a bit surprised when he stepped out of the boat.

143. Posted by Clay | August 16, 2008 2:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 14:26

"This wasn't the waterboard... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by StevefromMKE | August 16, 2008 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
StevefromMKE:

"This wasn't the waterboarding I used to know."

144. Posted by StevefromMKE | August 16, 2008 3:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 15:04

Watch out BHO, that's a "<i... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by twolaneflash | August 16, 2008 3:17 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Watch out BHO, that's a "whitecapped" wave you're riding, and the wind is changing!

145. Posted by twolaneflash | August 16, 2008 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 15:17

A great kind-a white shark ... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by a. moral | August 16, 2008 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
a. moral:

A great kind-a white shark or the great kind-a white hope?

146. Posted by a. moral | August 16, 2008 5:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 17:22

Barry soon found out that h... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by Gmac | August 16, 2008 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Barry soon found out that his body surfing wave in Hiwaii was just like the wave of popularity he was riding to the presidency. They were just waves that came crashing to the shore of reality.

147. Posted by Gmac | August 16, 2008 6:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 18:08

it's a geek wave!... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by invernessie | August 16, 2008 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
invernessie:

it's a geek wave!

148. Posted by invernessie | August 16, 2008 8:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 20:31

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WA... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by KBDaBear | August 16, 2008 9:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
KBDaBear:

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO WATCH THE NEWS.....

149. Posted by KBDaBear | August 16, 2008 9:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 21:09

The Road to Serfdom.... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:26 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Spike:

The Road to Serfdom.

150. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 21:26

Surfs up in the 57th State.... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:31 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Spike:

Surfs up in the 57th State.

151. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 21:31

Is that the Communist Manif... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

Is that the Communist Manifesto in your trunks, or are you just glad to see me?

152. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 21:34

Barak: "These waves aren't ... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:50 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

Barak: "These waves aren't as great as they used to be."

Michelle: "For the first time in my life, I am proud of these waves."

153. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 21:50

Obama Vacation Wish list:<b... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Obama Vacation Wish list:
Thursday, Body surfing;
Friday, Visit the bomb that hit Pearl Harbor.

154. Posted by Spike | August 16, 2008 9:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2008 21:58

Senator Obama Lends A Hand ... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by radio free fred | August 17, 2008 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

Senator Obama Lends A Hand At The Annual Potomac River Cleanup.

155. Posted by radio free fred | August 17, 2008 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 17, 2008 09:55

Oh, we're going to a hukila... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by ijosha | August 17, 2008 3:59 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
ijosha:

Oh, we're going to a hukilau
A huki, huki, huki, huki, hukilau

We'll throw our nets out into the sea
And all the Obama Obama come-a swimming to me

Oh, we're going to a hukilau
A huki, huki, huki, huki, hukilau

Ev'rybody loves a hukilau
Where the laulau is the kau kau at the hukilau

156. Posted by ijosha | August 17, 2008 3:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 17, 2008 15:59

"We have to sink the Bis... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by 962 | August 17, 2008 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
962:

"We have to sink the Bismarck, We have to bring Her down"

157. Posted by 962 | August 17, 2008 4:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 17, 2008 16:26

Cowabunga dude!... (Below threshold)

158. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2008 8:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Cowabunga dude!

158. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2008 8:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 17, 2008 20:46

Obama decided to draw a pic... (Below threshold)

159. Posted by retired military | August 18, 2008 12:18 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama decided to draw a picture for his supporters when asked how he thought he did at the debate with McCain.

159. Posted by retired military | August 18, 2008 12:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 18, 2008 00:18

Hawaii B-O... (Below threshold)

160. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 18, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Hawaii B-O

160. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 18, 2008 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 18, 2008 08:40

Bland Shark... (Below threshold)

161. Posted by rodney dill | August 19, 2008 6:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Bland Shark

161. Posted by rodney dill | August 19, 2008 6:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 19, 2008 06:07

Here it is only August and ... (Below threshold)

162. Posted by Proof | August 19, 2008 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof:

Here it is only August and he's already up to his neck!

162. Posted by Proof | August 19, 2008 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 19, 2008 11:38

"This is not the walking on... (Below threshold)

163. Posted by azref | August 21, 2008 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
azref:

"This is not the walking on water I used to know"

163. Posted by azref | August 21, 2008 1:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 21, 2008 01:48

"It's no contest... I am sw... (Below threshold)

164. Posted by Richard | August 24, 2008 10:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Richard:

"It's no contest... I am swimming through the polls."

164. Posted by Richard | August 24, 2008 10:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2008 22:22

Update: <... (Below threshold)

165. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 25, 2008 2:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced.

165. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 25, 2008 2:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2008 02:11




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