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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Russia's Evgeniya Kanaeva competes in the individual all-around qualification of the rhythmic gymnastics at the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. (AFP/Franck Fife)


Winners will for this week and last week will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"Sorry Cap'n... the transpo... (Below threshold)

"Sorry Cap'n... the transporter's still malfunctioning.

Obama's campaign team shows... (Below threshold)

Obama's campaign team shows Barack how to get a leg up on the competition

Wizbang poster Hyperboli tr... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Wizbang poster Hyperboli tries to explain his abortion position.

Which way did I go George w... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Which way did I go George which way did he go?

Lessee... headless, discomb... (Below threshold)

Lessee... headless, discombobulated... whatever it is, it appears to be modeled after Congress.

Placard in the Limbaugh Mus... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Placard in the Limbaugh Musegum of Broadcasting History

Contemporary piece from the 2008 campaign entitled

LIBERAL LOGIC

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WildWillie:

She tried jumping rope with a razor wire once. Just once. ww

You know what they say abou... (Below threshold)

You know what they say about Nancy Pelosi: she's got two parts, a head and an asshole, and they're interchangeable.

Like Obama, this lady has h... (Below threshold)

Like Obama, this lady has her headquarters where her hindquarters ought to be.

China's 13 year old gold me... (Below threshold)

China's 13 year old gold medal winner in the Olympic Picasso Competition

"Gesundheit!"... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Gesundheit!"

Obama self portrait entitle... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama self portrait entitled

A NUANCE TOO FAR

You can just look at her f... (Below threshold)

You can just look at her face and know she has "sole".

That call that particular m... (Below threshold)

That call that particular move the "Lewinsky".

Obama tries to put his ass ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama tries to put his ass back on after it was handed to him by McCain at the Saddleback debate.

With that kind of brainpowe... (Below threshold)

With that kind of brainpower, I'm pretty sure whatever that thing is, it's a democrat.

This is Bob Costas with ano... (Below threshold)
guido:

This is Bob Costas with another Olympic Up Close & Personal. Russia's Evgeniya Kanaeva was born in Chernobil.....

Despite occasional failures... (Below threshold)
Yogurt Author Profile Page:

Despite occasional failures, Chinese officials say their GEA (Genetically Engineered Athletes) program is a spectacular success.

There was momentary confusi... (Below threshold)

There was momentary confusion on the medal stand when they couldn't figure out where to hang the medal.

She was the perfect Democra... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

She was the perfect Democrat voter, headless and all mixed up.

The Freaks Jumping Rope (a ... (Below threshold)
Tango:

The Freaks Jumping Rope (a demonstration sport at the Beijing Games) gold medal is taken by Moldavian athlete Kankeri Saurus who was born with no head and a leg appendage growing out of her shoulder.

"I'm not sure this is the sort of thing that is truly representative of the spirit of the games," commented Judge Juan Antonio Carras.

She'd lose her head if it w... (Below threshold)
retired military:

She'd lose her head if it wasnt attatched to her ..... umm never mind.

The new fall fashions have ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The new fall fashions have a decidely liberal tilt this year.

"GIMME AN X!"... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

"GIMME AN X!"

Ok... so I guess she does g... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Ok... so I guess she does give head. or did.

Ya know honey, when I said ... (Below threshold)

Ya know honey, when I said I wanted to try some rope in the bedroom...

...finishing third and brin... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

...finishing third and bringing home Transylvania's first Olympic medal.

Gabba gabba, we accept you ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Gabba gabba, we accept you we accept you, one of us one of us.

Larry Flynt knew his Fetish... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Larry Flynt knew his Fetish Olympics would generate a lot of controversy. And a lot of erections.

In the west we always thoug... (Below threshold)

In the west we always thought it was a joke, but China was serious when they said they would cut her open and count the rings to prove she was 16!
David

To those who question the s... (Below threshold)
guido:

To those who question the strength of his resumé, in addition to serving with Bill Ayers on the Chicago Annenberg Challenge, Barack Obama also chaired the Cook County Frankenstein Committee with Dr. Mengele.

Russia tries new plan to... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Russia tries new plan to prevent criticism of its military actions ...

He we see a gymnist doing h... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

He we see a gymnist doing her impression of Obama since the end of the primaries, trying to twist and contort his record, beliefs, and values to more in line with those of the American people.

Caught for adultery, immora... (Below threshold)

Caught for adultery, immoral attitude or just plain being an infidel? Try our NEW AND IMPROVED "hiding your head up your ass" technique, guaranteed to prevent beheadings! Call now and get 3 how to videos, your planning guide and a free set of ginsu knives all for the low, low price of $19.99 billed in 3 separate installments. Lost limbs not guaranteed.

Eight-limbed Lakshmi Tatma ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Eight-limbed Lakshmi Tatma of India underwent a successful 27-hour operation to remove her extra limbs, which have found a new home with a traveling circus.

Glub, like her father Gumby... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Glub, like her father Gumby, always had a problem losing body parts. Fortunately, she was able to pull herself together and win a bronze medal.

For the first time in her l... (Below threshold)
Mark:

For the first time in her life, Michelle Obama is proud of her country.

After years of secret exper... (Below threshold)
SarahConnor2:

After years of secret experiments China unveiled their "perfect woman" today.

Without a head, she's prett... (Below threshold)

Without a head, she's pretty short.

But just last year she grew a foot.

The IOC has decided doping ... (Below threshold)
Rich:

The IOC has decided doping was the cause of the tragic accident and will no longer host the Razor Wire Jumping Event.

It takes world class flexib... (Below threshold)

It takes world class flexibility like this to party in the Olympic village.

An applicant auditioning fo... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

An applicant auditioning for a position on Obama's spin team.

Somehow this helps them det... (Below threshold)

Somehow this helps them determine the age of the gymnasts.

Presumptive Democratic pres... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama has announced his choice for the cabinet position of Secretary of Energy, shown here demonstrating how a new walking technique will save more energy than could be produced by domestic drilling.

This is the kind of gymnast... (Below threshold)

This is the kind of gymnastics required by NBC to keep Kerri Walsh's and Misty May-Treanor's thank-you to President Bush from getting out to the public.

Barry O. explains his posit... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Barry O. explains his position on infanticide.

Upon seeing the Chinese gym... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Upon seeing the Chinese gymnastics team in action, Bill Clinton realized that his experience in foreign affairs could be exploited elsewhere.

Rehearsals for the soon to ... (Below threshold)

Rehearsals for the soon to be opening musical 'The One' has an enthusiastic Obama supporter going heels over head in the opening number.

The debut is expected to be delayed a few weeks as the stage team figures out a way to keep the audience from getting wet during the 'Lowering of the Seas' scene.

"Yeah, dating that circus c... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, dating that circus chick was great...then the sun came up..."

(W)"Vlad just kept sayin', ... (Below threshold)

(W)"Vlad just kept sayin', 'Stare into ze headless Russian' and the next thing I know, he's in Georgia!"

"I'll have a 'White Russian... (Below threshold)

"I'll have a 'White Russian', hold the head."

Whatever you want, we got i... (Below threshold)

Whatever you want, we got it here at,"Mail Order Brides for LESS!"

China unveiled its new poli... (Below threshold)
jbw:

China unveiled its new policy for athletes that attempted to speak on Darfur, Tibet or anything else! The IOC had no comment.

And coming in 1st in the "S... (Below threshold)

And coming in 1st in the "Self Garroting" competition it's, Russia!

In a tragic turn,"Supersoni... (Below threshold)

In a tragic turn,"Supersonic Jump Roping" claims another victim.

(NYC cop) "Move it along! N... (Below threshold)

(NYC cop) "Move it along! Nuthin' ta see here folks. Just a headless Russian with interchanged limbs."

And now, when I bend all fo... (Below threshold)

And now, when I bend all four limbs, I present... the HUMAN SWASTIKA!

The Iranian judge was torn ... (Below threshold)

The Iranian judge was torn between penalizing for the improperly cupped foot, or rewarding the near perfect decapitation manuever.

Those crazy Saudis, they're... (Below threshold)

Those crazy Saudis, they're so rich and lazy, now they make rape victims decapitate themselves.

From Spike Lees' HBO expose... (Below threshold)

From Spike Lees' HBO expose,"Double Dutch:The White Devils' 'Final Solution'"

Another pointless Olympic '... (Below threshold)

Another pointless Olympic 'sport': Headless jump roping.

I want that in my bedroom. ... (Below threshold)

I want that in my bedroom.

That ain't right.... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

That ain't right.

After going to Canada to ge... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

After going to Canada to get her face lift, Nancy Pelosi finally denounced socialized medicine.

The IOC has decided to add ... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

The IOC has decided to add new games such as gymnastic shark jumping as flagging viewership causes threats of cancellation.

Any relation to Sen. Larry ... (Below threshold)

Any relation to Sen. Larry Craig?

"Lack of Head Gives Unfair ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Lack of Head Gives Unfair Advantage Claim Competitors"

"When Steroids Go Horribly,... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"When Steroids Go Horribly, Horribly Wrong."

'Girls Gone Wild' was never... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

'Girls Gone Wild' was never the same after the Olympics Special Edition.

Look Ma, No Head.... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Look Ma, No Head.

The only anatomy required t... (Below threshold)
Clay:

The only anatomy required to cast a vote for the One.

Nancy Pelosi's head explode... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Nancy Pelosi's head explodes as she performs her "Oil Drilling is a Hoax/Save the Planet" balancing routine.

Obama voter experiencing an... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Obama voter experiencing an epiphany.

"ORIGAMI IS PEOPLE!!!!!"</p... (Below threshold)

"ORIGAMI IS PEOPLE!!!!!"

Don't worry, folks. Five m... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Don't worry, folks. Five minutes with Obama, and she'll be fine

The perfect woman.... (Below threshold)
Eneils Bailey:

The perfect woman.

All legs and arms.

Nice ass, comfortable hooters, smooth skin, and no head.

Sounds like a Friday night pick-up.

McCain's economic plan... n... (Below threshold)
Brian:

McCain's economic plan... no brain, and it'll cost you two arms and two legs.

Chinese Olympic committee f... (Below threshold)

Chinese Olympic committee forced to deny creating race of mutants for Olympic gymnastic competition.

"McCain's economic plan... ... (Below threshold)
Eneils Bailey:

"McCain's economic plan... no brain, and it'll cost you two arms and two legs."

How true!

Unproductive and lazy Americans are going to get one up the round brown.

BREAKING... Code Pink Prote... (Below threshold)
al lycan:

BREAKING... Code Pink Protester found in trash compactor.

"Oh boy, I don't know if sh... (Below threshold)

"Oh boy, I don't know if she's going to be able to come back from that." -Tim Daggett

Despite what Barak Osama cl... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Despite what Barak Osama claims, it is possible to stick your head up your ass!

Wizbang readers wait breath... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Wizbang readers wait breathlessly as the judge tries to find the winner of last week's Caption contest.

"Man, are you Chinese despe... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Man, are you Chinese desperate!... OK, OK, bring back the 14 year old..."

Dummocrats are desperately ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Dummocrats are desperately searching for a new mascot to replace the "ass"...."Have ass but no brain" seems to fit just fine.

Her father, when rea... (Below threshold)
ijosha:


Her father, when reached for comment had this to say

"Gfmph, hmlfk mn pg clhmpgh!"

That's going to leave a mar... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

That's going to leave a mark.

Evgeniya? You can come out... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

Evgeniya? You can come out now...

And on the Russian team, fr... (Below threshold)
Paul:

And on the Russian team, from her home town in Chernoybel...

And the next contestant on ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And the next contestant on the hot new reality series "So you think you have Talent" will give birth to herself while skipping rope.

Hello, 911? Yeah, something... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Hello, 911? Yeah, something really bad happened to my girlfriend...

And this one time, at band ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

And this one time, at band camp....

Little Anna Marie knew she ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Little Anna Marie knew she different than other kids, but it never held her back from her dreams.

"X-Games' Extreme Hokey-Pok... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"X-Games' Extreme Hokey-Pokey Loses Star Athlete in Freak Accident"

The press decided not to pr... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The press decided not to print this picture of Barrack Obama after he and Joe Biden got into a disagreement how to handle foreign affairs.

Bill Clinton thought bubble... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill Clinton thought bubble "Now this is the type of foreign affairs I can get into"

All cattle.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

All cattle.

Coach's name: Escher.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Coach's name: Escher.

Born a Democrat.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Born a Democrat.

So you thought the weightli... (Below threshold)

So you thought the weightlifter dislocating his elbow was rough?

"Ow."... (Below threshold)

"Ow."

"Nanu nanu."... (Below threshold)

"Nanu nanu."

Michelle -- a hop, skip and... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Michelle -- a hop, skip and a jump into the role of first lady.

After checking out his late... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

After checking out his latest wind turbine, we have decided that T. Boone Pickens should have stuck with oil .... cause his promises are just "blowing in the wind".

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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