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The fact that Barack Obama was elected President is a pretty clear indicator that Politics is not scientific. That is, with all due respect to the President, his resume was...
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Comments (105)
"Sorry Cap'n... the transpo... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2008 7:11 AM | Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
"Sorry Cap'n... the transporter's still malfunctioning.
1. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2008 7:11 AM |
Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:11
2. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2008 7:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's campaign team shows Barack how to get a leg up on the competition
2. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2008 7:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:12
3. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:13 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Wizbang poster Hyperboli tries to explain his abortion position.
3. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:13 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:13
4. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which way did I go George which way did he go?
4. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:14
5. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2008 7:15 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Lessee... headless, discombobulated... whatever it is, it appears to be modeled after Congress.
5. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2008 7:15 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:15
6. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:16 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Placard in the Limbaugh Musegum of Broadcasting History
Contemporary piece from the 2008 campaign entitled
LIBERAL LOGIC
6. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:16 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:16
7. Posted by WildWillie | August 22, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
She tried jumping rope with a razor wire once. Just once. ww
7. Posted by WildWillie | August 22, 2008 7:28 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:28
8. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
You know what they say about Nancy Pelosi: she's got two parts, a head and an asshole, and they're interchangeable.
8. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:43
9. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Like Obama, this lady has her headquarters where her hindquarters ought to be.
9. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:44
10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 22, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
China's 13 year old gold medal winner in the Olympic Picasso Competition
10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 22, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:54
11. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 22, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"Gesundheit!"
11. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 22, 2008 7:56 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:56
12. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama self portrait entitled
A NUANCE TOO FAR
12. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:56 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:56
13. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You can just look at her face and know she has "sole".
13. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:57
14. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
That call that particular move the "Lewinsky".
14. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:58
15. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Obama tries to put his ass back on after it was handed to him by McCain at the Saddleback debate.
15. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 07:58
16. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
With that kind of brainpower, I'm pretty sure whatever that thing is, it's a democrat.
16. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 8:06 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:06
17. Posted by guido | August 22, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 20 (22 votes cast)
This is Bob Costas with another Olympic Up Close & Personal. Russia's Evgeniya Kanaeva was born in Chernobil.....
17. Posted by guido | August 22, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 20 (22 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:09
18. Posted by Yogurt![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Despite occasional failures, Chinese officials say their GEA (Genetically Engineered Athletes) program is a spectacular success.
18. Posted by Yogurt![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:21
19. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 8:24 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
There was momentary confusion on the medal stand when they couldn't figure out where to hang the medal.
19. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 8:24 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:24
20. Posted by Gmac | August 22, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
She was the perfect Democrat voter, headless and all mixed up.
20. Posted by Gmac | August 22, 2008 8:27 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:27
21. Posted by Tango | August 22, 2008 8:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Freaks Jumping Rope (a demonstration sport at the Beijing Games) gold medal is taken by Moldavian athlete Kankeri Saurus who was born with no head and a leg appendage growing out of her shoulder.
"I'm not sure this is the sort of thing that is truly representative of the spirit of the games," commented Judge Juan Antonio Carras.
21. Posted by Tango | August 22, 2008 8:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:27
22. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
She'd lose her head if it wasnt attatched to her ..... umm never mind.
22. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:30
23. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new fall fashions have a decidely liberal tilt this year.
23. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 8:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:31
24. Posted by Timmer | August 22, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"GIMME AN X!"
24. Posted by Timmer | August 22, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:33
25. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Ok... so I guess she does give head. or did.
25. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:33
26. Posted by Timmer | August 22, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ya know honey, when I said I wanted to try some rope in the bedroom...
26. Posted by Timmer | August 22, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:34
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 22, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...finishing third and bringing home Transylvania's first Olympic medal.
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 22, 2008 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:38
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 22, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gabba gabba, we accept you we accept you, one of us one of us.
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 22, 2008 8:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:41
29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 22, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Larry Flynt knew his Fetish Olympics would generate a lot of controversy. And a lot of erections.
29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 22, 2008 8:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:46
30. Posted by LifeTrek![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In the west we always thought it was a joke, but China was serious when they said they would cut her open and count the rings to prove she was 16!
David
30. Posted by LifeTrek![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:51
31. Posted by guido | August 22, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
To those who question the strength of his resumé, in addition to serving with Bill Ayers on the Chicago Annenberg Challenge, Barack Obama also chaired the Cook County Frankenstein Committee with Dr. Mengele.
31. Posted by guido | August 22, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:51
32. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 22, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Russia tries new plan to prevent criticism of its military actions ...
32. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 22, 2008 8:59 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 08:59
33. Posted by P. Bunyan | August 22, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
He we see a gymnist doing her impression of Obama since the end of the primaries, trying to twist and contort his record, beliefs, and values to more in line with those of the American people.
33. Posted by P. Bunyan | August 22, 2008 9:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 09:16
34. Posted by Lady Cincinnatus | August 22, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Caught for adultery, immoral attitude or just plain being an infidel? Try our NEW AND IMPROVED "hiding your head up your ass" technique, guaranteed to prevent beheadings! Call now and get 3 how to videos, your planning guide and a free set of ginsu knives all for the low, low price of $19.99 billed in 3 separate installments. Lost limbs not guaranteed.
34. Posted by Lady Cincinnatus | August 22, 2008 9:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 09:17
35. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 22, 2008 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Eight-limbed Lakshmi Tatma of India underwent a successful 27-hour operation to remove her extra limbs, which have found a new home with a traveling circus.
35. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 22, 2008 9:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 09:30
36. Posted by Joel | August 22, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Glub, like her father Gumby, always had a problem losing body parts. Fortunately, she was able to pull herself together and win a bronze medal.
36. Posted by Joel | August 22, 2008 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 09:37
37. Posted by Mark | August 22, 2008 9:38 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
For the first time in her life, Michelle Obama is proud of her country.
37. Posted by Mark | August 22, 2008 9:38 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 09:38
38. Posted by SarahConnor2 | August 22, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After years of secret experiments China unveiled their "perfect woman" today.
38. Posted by SarahConnor2 | August 22, 2008 9:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 09:41
39. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Without a head, she's pretty short.
But just last year she grew a foot.
39. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 9:46 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 09:46
40. Posted by Rich | August 22, 2008 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The IOC has decided doping was the cause of the tragic accident and will no longer host the Razor Wire Jumping Event.
40. Posted by Rich | August 22, 2008 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 09:48
41. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It takes world class flexibility like this to party in the Olympic village.
41. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 9:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 09:52
42. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 22, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
An applicant auditioning for a position on Obama's spin team.
42. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 22, 2008 10:03 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 10:03
43. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Somehow this helps them determine the age of the gymnasts.
43. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 10:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 10:04
44. Posted by iwogisdead | August 22, 2008 10:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama has announced his choice for the cabinet position of Secretary of Energy, shown here demonstrating how a new walking technique will save more energy than could be produced by domestic drilling.
44. Posted by iwogisdead | August 22, 2008 10:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 10:09
45. Posted by Tom Blogical![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 10:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
This is the kind of gymnastics required by NBC to keep Kerri Walsh's and Misty May-Treanor's thank-you to President Bush from getting out to the public.
45. Posted by Tom Blogical![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 10:27 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 10:27
46. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 22, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barry O. explains his position on infanticide.
46. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 22, 2008 10:46 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 10:46
47. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 22, 2008 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upon seeing the Chinese gymnastics team in action, Bill Clinton realized that his experience in foreign affairs could be exploited elsewhere.
47. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 22, 2008 10:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 10:55
48. Posted by Porkopolis | August 22, 2008 10:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Rehearsals for the soon to be opening musical 'The One' has an enthusiastic Obama supporter going heels over head in the opening number.
The debut is expected to be delayed a few weeks as the stage team figures out a way to keep the audience from getting wet during the 'Lowering of the Seas' scene.
48. Posted by Porkopolis | August 22, 2008 10:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 10:58
49. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:08 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Yeah, dating that circus chick was great...then the sun came up..."
49. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:08 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:08
50. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(W)"Vlad just kept sayin', 'Stare into ze headless Russian' and the next thing I know, he's in Georgia!"
50. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:13
51. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll have a 'White Russian', hold the head."
51. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:15
52. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Whatever you want, we got it here at,"Mail Order Brides for LESS!"
52. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:19 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:19
53. Posted by jbw | August 22, 2008 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
China unveiled its new policy for athletes that attempted to speak on Darfur, Tibet or anything else! The IOC had no comment.
53. Posted by jbw | August 22, 2008 11:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:33
54. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And coming in 1st in the "Self Garroting" competition it's, Russia!
54. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:34
55. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a tragic turn,"Supersonic Jump Roping" claims another victim.
55. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:45
56. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(NYC cop) "Move it along! Nuthin' ta see here folks. Just a headless Russian with interchanged limbs."
56. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:48
57. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 22, 2008 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And now, when I bend all four limbs, I present... the HUMAN SWASTIKA!
57. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 22, 2008 11:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:51
58. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Iranian judge was torn between penalizing for the improperly cupped foot, or rewarding the near perfect decapitation manuever.
58. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:51
59. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:55 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Those crazy Saudis, they're so rich and lazy, now they make rape victims decapitate themselves.
59. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 11:55 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 11:55
60. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From Spike Lees' HBO expose,"Double Dutch:The White Devils' 'Final Solution'"
60. Posted by Mark Ducharme![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 12:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 12:05
61. Posted by Peter F. | August 22, 2008 12:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Another pointless Olympic 'sport': Headless jump roping.
61. Posted by Peter F. | August 22, 2008 12:14 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 12:14
62. Posted by Paul Hooson | August 22, 2008 12:57 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I want that in my bedroom.
62. Posted by Paul Hooson | August 22, 2008 12:57 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 12:57
63. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 22, 2008 1:13 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
That ain't right.
63. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 22, 2008 1:13 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 13:13
64. Posted by VagaBond | August 22, 2008 2:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After going to Canada to get her face lift, Nancy Pelosi finally denounced socialized medicine.
64. Posted by VagaBond | August 22, 2008 2:14 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 14:14
65. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The IOC has decided to add new games such as gymnastic shark jumping as flagging viewership causes threats of cancellation.
65. Posted by kbiel![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 22, 2008 2:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 14:31
66. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Any relation to Sen. Larry Craig?
66. Posted by fustian | August 22, 2008 2:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 14:43
67. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2008 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Lack of Head Gives Unfair Advantage Claim Competitors"
67. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2008 2:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 14:44
68. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2008 2:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"When Steroids Go Horribly, Horribly Wrong."
68. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2008 2:46 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 14:46
69. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2008 2:48 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
'Girls Gone Wild' was never the same after the Olympics Special Edition.
69. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2008 2:48 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 14:48
70. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2008 2:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Look Ma, No Head.
70. Posted by Faith+1 | August 22, 2008 2:48 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 14:48
71. Posted by Clay | August 22, 2008 2:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The only anatomy required to cast a vote for the One.
71. Posted by Clay | August 22, 2008 2:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 14:50
72. Posted by LaMedusa | August 22, 2008 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi's head explodes as she performs her "Oil Drilling is a Hoax/Save the Planet" balancing routine.
72. Posted by LaMedusa | August 22, 2008 3:12 PM |
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Posted on August 22, 2008 15:12
73. Posted by LaMedusa | August 22, 2008 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama voter experiencing an epiphany.
73. Posted by LaMedusa | August 22, 2008 3:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 15:17
74. Posted by radio free fred | August 22, 2008 3:17 PM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
"ORIGAMI IS PEOPLE!!!!!"
74. Posted by radio free fred | August 22, 2008 3:17 PM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 15:17
75. Posted by john1v6 | August 22, 2008 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't worry, folks. Five minutes with Obama, and she'll be fine
75. Posted by john1v6 | August 22, 2008 3:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 15:38
76. Posted by Eneils Bailey | August 22, 2008 3:45 PM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
The perfect woman.
All legs and arms.
Nice ass, comfortable hooters, smooth skin, and no head.
Sounds like a Friday night pick-up.
76. Posted by Eneils Bailey | August 22, 2008 3:45 PM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 15:45
77. Posted by Brian | August 22, 2008 3:59 PM | Score: -6 (8 votes cast)
McCain's economic plan... no brain, and it'll cost you two arms and two legs.
77. Posted by Brian | August 22, 2008 3:59 PM |
Score: -6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 15:59
78. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | August 22, 2008 4:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chinese Olympic committee forced to deny creating race of mutants for Olympic gymnastic competition.
78. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | August 22, 2008 4:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 16:21
79. Posted by Eneils Bailey | August 22, 2008 4:29 PM | Score: -8 (8 votes cast)
"McCain's economic plan... no brain, and it'll cost you two arms and two legs."
How true!
Unproductive and lazy Americans are going to get one up the round brown.
79. Posted by Eneils Bailey | August 22, 2008 4:29 PM |
Score: -8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 16:29
80. Posted by al lycan | August 22, 2008 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BREAKING... Code Pink Protester found in trash compactor.
80. Posted by al lycan | August 22, 2008 4:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 16:48
81. Posted by Falze | August 22, 2008 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh boy, I don't know if she's going to be able to come back from that." -Tim Daggett
81. Posted by Falze | August 22, 2008 4:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 16:53
82. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 22, 2008 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite what Barak Osama claims, it is possible to stick your head up your ass!
82. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 22, 2008 4:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 16:54
83. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 5:05 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Wizbang readers wait breathlessly as the judge tries to find the winner of last week's Caption contest.
83. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 5:05 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 17:05
84. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | August 22, 2008 5:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Man, are you Chinese desperate!... OK, OK, bring back the 14 year old..."
84. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | August 22, 2008 5:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 17:13
85. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 22, 2008 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dummocrats are desperately searching for a new mascot to replace the "ass"...."Have ass but no brain" seems to fit just fine.
85. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 22, 2008 7:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 19:28
86. Posted by ijosha | August 22, 2008 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Her father, when reached for comment had this to say
"Gfmph, hmlfk mn pg clhmpgh!"
86. Posted by ijosha | August 22, 2008 7:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 19:47
87. Posted by ijosha | August 22, 2008 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's going to leave a mark.
87. Posted by ijosha | August 22, 2008 7:51 PM |
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Posted on August 22, 2008 19:51
88. Posted by ijosha | August 22, 2008 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Evgeniya? You can come out now...
88. Posted by ijosha | August 22, 2008 7:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 19:57
89. Posted by Paul | August 22, 2008 9:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And on the Russian team, from her home town in Chernoybel...
89. Posted by Paul | August 22, 2008 9:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 21:16
90. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 9:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the next contestant on the hot new reality series "So you think you have Talent" will give birth to herself while skipping rope.
90. Posted by retired military | August 22, 2008 9:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2008 21:32
91. Posted by Faith+1 | August 23, 2008 12:08 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hello, 911? Yeah, something really bad happened to my girlfriend...
91. Posted by Faith+1 | August 23, 2008 12:08 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 00:08
92. Posted by Faith+1 | August 23, 2008 12:09 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
And this one time, at band camp....
92. Posted by Faith+1 | August 23, 2008 12:09 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 00:09
93. Posted by Faith+1 | August 23, 2008 12:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Little Anna Marie knew she different than other kids, but it never held her back from her dreams.
93. Posted by Faith+1 | August 23, 2008 12:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 00:11
94. Posted by Faith+1 | August 23, 2008 12:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"X-Games' Extreme Hokey-Pokey Loses Star Athlete in Freak Accident"
94. Posted by Faith+1 | August 23, 2008 12:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 00:14
95. Posted by retired military | August 23, 2008 2:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The press decided not to print this picture of Barrack Obama after he and Joe Biden got into a disagreement how to handle foreign affairs.
95. Posted by retired military | August 23, 2008 2:51 AM |
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Posted on August 23, 2008 02:51
96. Posted by retired military | August 23, 2008 2:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton thought bubble "Now this is the type of foreign affairs I can get into"
96. Posted by retired military | August 23, 2008 2:52 AM |
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Posted on August 23, 2008 02:52
97. Posted by Spike | August 23, 2008 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All cattle.
97. Posted by Spike | August 23, 2008 6:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 18:15
98. Posted by Spike | August 23, 2008 6:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Coach's name: Escher.
98. Posted by Spike | August 23, 2008 6:19 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 18:19
99. Posted by Spike | August 23, 2008 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Born a Democrat.
99. Posted by Spike | August 23, 2008 6:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 18:25
100. Posted by Tom Blogical![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 23, 2008 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So you thought the weightlifter dislocating his elbow was rough?
100. Posted by Tom Blogical![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 23, 2008 11:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 23:37
101. Posted by Tom Blogical![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 23, 2008 11:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Ow."
101. Posted by Tom Blogical![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 23, 2008 11:37 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 23:37
102. Posted by Tom Blogical![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 23, 2008 11:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Nanu nanu."
102. Posted by Tom Blogical![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 23, 2008 11:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2008 23:42
103. Posted by Nylda | August 24, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle -- a hop, skip and a jump into the role of first lady.
103. Posted by Nylda | August 24, 2008 8:48 AM |
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Posted on August 24, 2008 08:48
104. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 24, 2008 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After checking out his latest wind turbine, we have decided that T. Boone Pickens should have stuck with oil .... cause his promises are just "blowing in the wind".
104. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 24, 2008 6:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 24, 2008 18:57
105. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 25, 2008 2:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
105. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 25, 2008 2:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 25, 2008 02:37