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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: August 29, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Democratic vice presidential nominee Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del.,points into the crowd as his running mate, Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., waves after Obama's acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Thursday, Aug. 28, 2008. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)


Winners will for this week and last week will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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The circus ringmaster and t... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:22 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

The circus ringmaster and the clown

1. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:22

Look buckwheat there's span... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:23 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
retired military:

Look buckwheat there's spanky!!!

2. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:23

bah messed up last one.... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:24 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

bah messed up last one.

(pointing at Hillary) "Look Buckwheat, there's spanky!!!"

3. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:24

In best thunderdome voice <... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

In best thunderdome voice

"Two men enter, one man leaves "

4. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:25

SOLD! To the people with th... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by BluesHarper | August 29, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

SOLD! To the people with the little pointy heads.

5. Posted by BluesHarper | August 29, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 21 (23 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:25

The chimp and the chump... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

The chimp and the chump

6. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:26

Senator Biden points out "B... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Tango | August 29, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tango:

Senator Biden points out "Bob Barr mustaches" to Senator Obama in a game of See What I See as they kill some time before the coronation.

7. Posted by Tango | August 29, 2008 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:28

Look! Look! I told you he w... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Faith+1 | August 29, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Look! Look! I told you he was clean!

8. Posted by Faith+1 | August 29, 2008 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:28

TV preacher voiceA... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
retired military:

TV preacher voice

And the Obamamessiah raised his hand and lo the dead were raised (given voter cards and bussed to the polls).

9. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:28

Come on Gore, pull my finge... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by WildWillie | August 29, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Come on Gore, pull my finger. ww

10. Posted by WildWillie | August 29, 2008 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:28

And just in case someone mi... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

And just in case someone misunderstands posting number 6 and wants to scream race The chimp is Biden and the chump is Obama.

11. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:30

Holy crap Barack look at th... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by vader06 | August 29, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
vader06:

Holy crap Barack look at the size of this booger I just picked...I mean...look at this thing it is huge...Ok your turn....just try and top that

12. Posted by vader06 | August 29, 2008 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:36

Carnie voice"Step ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

Carnie voice

"Step right up ladies and gentleman see the walking empty suit. That's right, no substance here at all. Pay your $10000 and you will see and hear the empty suit preach empty sermons on global warming, poverty and taxes. Pay and additional $5000 and you can let him use his gold tire guage to check the air in your tires. Bring the kiddies. Step right up. Show starts in just a few minutes. "

13. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:38

"Wasn't your chump on the o... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Wasn't your chump on the other side Joe?
"Chump? What Chump."

14. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2008 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:39

They see us rollin'...they ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by SilentStorm | August 29, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SilentStorm:

They see us rollin'...they hatin'...

15. Posted by SilentStorm | August 29, 2008 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:39

The Dark One's familiar, Jo... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by art | August 29, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
art:

The Dark One's familiar, Jobiden, prepares to defend its master.

16. Posted by art | August 29, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:40

Senator Biden bets an audie... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by SideShowJane | August 29, 2008 7:41 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

Senator Biden bets an audience member at the DNC that Barack Obama can in deed win the presidency without a clear platform.

17. Posted by SideShowJane | August 29, 2008 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:41

Oh, THERE'S the tele... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by guido | August 29, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
guido:

Oh, THERE'S the teleprompter. Thanks, Eagle Eye Joe! I knew I picked you for a reason.

18. Posted by guido | August 29, 2008 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:42

Joe: (Speaking)Barry... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Joe: (Speaking)
Barry, you got nothing to worry about.
It's all a circus, kid. A three ring circus.
These polls- the wholeworld- all show business.
But kid, you're working with a star, the biggest!

Joe: (Singing)
♬
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!
♬
(Billy Flynn -- Chicago)

19. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:46

I saw where that spitwad ca... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

I saw where that spitwad came from Hillary.

20. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:47

That is the only valid poin... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by guido | August 29, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
guido:

That is the only valid point made throughout the entire convention.

21. Posted by guido | August 29, 2008 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:49

In a rare display of unity,... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth[TypeKey Profile Page]:

In a rare display of unity, the Obama/Biden campaign shows the convention crowd the moves that will hopefully get them on the 2009 version of "Dancing With The Stars".

22. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:56

I'm tellin you McCain--This... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by lisapope | August 29, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
lisapope:

I'm tellin you McCain--This is "my boy" and Nobody calls my "clean articulate" boy anything but the Messiah! You hear me?!

23. Posted by lisapope | August 29, 2008 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 07:57

I tell we got trouble, rig... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by christopher | August 29, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
christopher:

I tell we got trouble, right here in River City, with a capital T that rhymes with P and stands for pool....

24. Posted by christopher | August 29, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:01

Quick, come with me. I know... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Quick, come with me. I know where we can steal a good speech!

25. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:04

Obama can't wait to show Mi... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama can't wait to show Michelle what he got her. She's wanted a middle-aged, white guy pet since forever.

26. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:08

And, Obama did not have sex... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

And, Obama did not have sex with those terrorists...!

27. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:09

The bloviating leading the ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The bloviating leading the bland...

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:11

So much for Biden bringing ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

So much for Biden bringing some gravitas to the ticket.

29. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:11

Who's got two hands clappin... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Who's got two hands clapping and will vote for Obama? That guy!

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:13

"Niagara Falls! Slowly I tu... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2008 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned...."

31. Posted by rodney dill | August 29, 2008 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:14

The Liberal Horror Picture ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Liberal Horror Picture Show - starring Joe Biden as Riff Raff and Barrack Obama as Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:17

You can't go to the UN any ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

You can't go to the UN any more unless you have a slight Muslim accent. And you're, you know, clean.

33. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:20

(Jack Bennie voice)<p... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

(Jack Bennie voice)

"Rochester, just look at Hillary over there. That's the shade of green I want in my office."

34. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:22

Biden to Hillary"M... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Biden to Hillary

"Mommy mommy look what I found out in the street, can I keep him huh huh huh, can I keep him? PLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEE?"

35. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:23

"Where are the clowns? The... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

"Where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Never mind, they're here"

36. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:29

"COME ON DOWN!!! and the ne... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

"COME ON DOWN!!! and the next contestant on the price is right is .."

37. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:29

"They chose this collusseum... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"They chose this collusseum look for a reason, See over there is where the lions come out."

38. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:30

Not cheering loudly enough ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Not cheering loudly enough - racist, wearing a Hillary! button - racist, yawned during my speech - racist; gee Barrack, I guess racism is the only reason you might lose in November...

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:32

Obama's beginning to think ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama's beginning to think he may need to find another bus to throw this guy under.

40. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:34

I'm telling you - it take a... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm telling you - it take a clean, articulate black man to pass the Biden anal exam.

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:37

Since its OK to call W a ch... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by GianiD | August 29, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GianiD:

Since its OK to call W a chimp, why isnt it OK to call B Hussein a coon.

Black, white, sneaky and always looking to take others stuff! I say that describes him pretty damned well.

42. Posted by GianiD | August 29, 2008 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:39

"Now Obama-wan's failure is... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Eric | August 29, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Eric:

"Now Obama-wan's failure is complete!"

43. Posted by Eric | August 29, 2008 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:39

Marty McObamaFly: "Where ar... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by RB | August 29, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RB:

Marty McObamaFly: "Where are we going, Doc?"
Doc BidenBrown: "Back to the future!"

44. Posted by RB | August 29, 2008 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:39

"Stand back Barack, I'll pr... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Eric | August 29, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Eric:

"Stand back Barack, I'll protect you with my magic gravitas gun."

45. Posted by Eric | August 29, 2008 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:41

Obama's so clean I didn't e... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama's so clean I didn't even use a glove.

46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:41

Guess who snuck the snuke u... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Eric | August 29, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

Guess who snuck the snuke up her snizz?

47. Posted by Eric | August 29, 2008 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:43

Look buckwheat the... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Dave | August 29, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: -7 (7 votes cast)
Dave:
Lk bckwht thr's spnk!!! Th Drk n's fmlr, Jbdn, prprs t dfnd ts mstr.

Ths s wh rpblcns r bcmng knwn s th Rcst Rght.

48. Posted by Dave | August 29, 2008 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:44

Dave, take a look at the ty... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dave, take a look at the typical leftist commenter on Malkin's site. Then we'll talk. The difference is, they are not joking around.

49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:52

"..And with that, The Ones'... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"..And with that, The Ones' loyal hound, 'Bidey', marked another greedy corporate stooge to be processed in the new 'Tax Fairness Camp...', er, 'Reeducation Retreat'..."

50. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 08:57

How much am I offered for t... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by BlogDog | August 29, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Hw mch m ffrd fr ths fn hs ngr? H's cln, rtclt nd cn rd! s fn mndng s ths prt hs vr ffrd!
You're way out of line

51. Posted by BlogDog | August 29, 2008 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:00

"Wait, wait Joe! Well get S... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Wait, wait Joe! Well get Stanley Kurtz after the election."

52. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:01

That one! The sultry bitch ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 29, 2008 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes!

53. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 29, 2008 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:06

Jeff, whats the URL to Malk... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Dave | August 29, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Dave:

Jff, whts th RL t Mlkns st? B th w rcsm, tks mn frms. Hmr s n. Ppl wh mk rcst jks r rcst. f dn't wnt r prt t b knwn s th Rcst Rght nd t spk t gnst t.
Stay on topic

54. Posted by Dave | August 29, 2008 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:09

"I Bought A Ford From Floyd... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by radio free fred | August 29, 2008 9:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"I Bought A Ford From Floyd Little And You Can Too!"

55. Posted by radio free fred | August 29, 2008 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:10

Obama shows off his new lap... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Bungalowlife | August 29, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

Obama shows off his new lapdog who's a good pointer as well. This dawg can hunt!

56. Posted by Bungalowlife | August 29, 2008 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:11

How much am I offe... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Dave | August 29, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: -11 (13 votes cast)
Dave:
How much am I offered for this fine house negro? He's clean, articulate and can read! As fine a mandingo as this party has ever offered!

Another comment from the Racist Right.

57. Posted by Dave | August 29, 2008 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -11 (13 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:11

♫ We shall get a clue... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

♫ We shall get a clue ♪
Some da-a-a-a-ay! ♫

58. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:14

"I'll get you taxpayer! ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"I'll get you taxpayer! And your little bank account too!!!"

59. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:16

"Look over there! It's an u... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by OregonMuse | August 29, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Look over there! It's an unbeliever! Kill the unbeliever!"

60. Posted by OregonMuse | August 29, 2008 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:17

(in best wicked witch vo... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 29, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

(in best wicked witch voice)

"I'll get you ... and I already have your little dog!"

61. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 29, 2008 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:17

"JOE WAIT! I can't see the ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"JOE WAIT! I can't see the telepromp...uh, um, uuuuuh..." (starts to drool)

62. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:20

The Senator from IL told hi... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Gmac | August 29, 2008 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

The Senator from IL told his hunting dog, "Down boy, DOWN!" as he eagerly started pointing at voters.

63. Posted by Gmac | August 29, 2008 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:22

Together again for the firs... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Together again for the first time, "Ashen and Scamson"

64. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:25

Pull my finger and watch hi... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | August 29, 2008 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie Quidnunc:

Pull my finger and watch him squeal.

65. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | August 29, 2008 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:29

"GUN!! Oh, daa-uummn Ayers... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"GUN!! Oh, daa-uummn Ayers, you really punked me that time!"

66. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:32

Dave - Are you missing the ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dave - Are you missing the irony of your judgment? Obama is the "first clean, articulate black man"? As though that is atypical of other black men and some crowning achievement. And this from one of your primary leaders. Sheesh.

67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:34

Look Jill, he's MARRIED!! ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Joel | August 29, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

Look Jill, he's MARRIED!! Now get over that kiss already...

68. Posted by Joel | August 29, 2008 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:34

♫ 'Ba-lo-ney', and 'L... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

♫ 'Ba-lo-ney', and 'Low Profile'
They're together with frozen - plastic smiles!
Side by side between pill-ars, made-of, stuff-as
REAL AS THEM! ♫ ...

(appologies to Stevie and Paul)

69. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:34

"You've come with faith to ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"You've come with faith to the Obamessaiah, and you are a-HEE-UUUU-LLLLLLLL-DUH!!!!"

70. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:35

He's clean and I've got a g... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Joel | August 29, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

He's clean and I've got a great smile, but I can get angry...and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

71. Posted by Joel | August 29, 2008 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:37

"YEAH-YEAH, SS AGENTS! That... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"YEAH-YEAH, SS AGENTS! That's the one that wasn't clapping. No, no, the one with the flag pin, GET HER!"

72. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:39

Dumb and dumber.... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 29, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Dumb and dumber.

73. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 29, 2008 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:42

Look! A Republican! Tax h... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by philw1776 | August 29, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
philw1776:

Look! A Republican! Tax him! TAX HIM!!!

74. Posted by philw1776 | August 29, 2008 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:43

That's RIght!!A Bo... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by epador | August 29, 2008 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
epador:

That's RIght!!

A Boy's Band!!

That's what we need right here!

Yes, we got Trouble, with a capital H little i double ll and that stands for...

75. Posted by epador | August 29, 2008 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:43

You! Yes you! Get up here a... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Rodney | August 29, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney:

You! Yes you! Get up here and kiss the Obama's ring!

76. Posted by Rodney | August 29, 2008 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:44

I avoided any Blazing Saddl... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I avoided any Blazing Saddles references because I knew some simpering bed-wetter like Dave would get his panties in a wad about "racism"...

But since the cat's out of the bag -

Gabby: The frontrunner is a n[sound of church bell ringing]!

Harriett Van Johnson: What did he say?

Dr. Sam Johnson: He said the frontrunner is near.

Gabby Johnson: No, you gawddang mufflebuffle. The frontrunner is a n[sound of church bell ringing]!

77. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:44

"You folks sure have rhythm... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"You folks sure have rhythm! Looky here son,check out my Elvis: 'HEYYYY!' Not bad, huh?"

78. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:45

Yes I've got change for a d... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 29, 2008 9:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Yes I've got change for a dollar.

79. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 29, 2008 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:46

"..And I'm smarter than ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"..And I'm smarter than YOU! And I've got more credits than YOU! And I graduated higher in my class than YOU!..."

80. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:49

You want real change, well ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 29, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

You want real change, well this guy has some in this pocket.

81. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 29, 2008 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:50

"Hey 'Plugs', you're scarin... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Hey 'Plugs', you're scarin' my kids man! Sit down!"

82. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:51

"Yeah, he said 'Air rading'... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Yeah, he said 'Air rading'! Now shut up before we 'air raid' you!"

83. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:53

Dave:Here is your ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dave:

Here is your Malkin link. Enjoy. Not to mention the death threats she routinely get from the "tolerant ones."

84. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 29, 2008 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:57

"NO-NO-NO! Not,'God bless t... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:59 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"NO-NO-NO! Not,'God bless the taxpayer', 'Bend the taxpayer over and plunder his booty'!"

85. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:59

Obama: Chill out Joe... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 29, 2008 9:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Obama: Chill out Joe, she was just joking about running in 2012. I know you care, but you just don't get it.

86. Posted by Mac Lorry | August 29, 2008 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 09:59

Of course, the remake of Bl... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Of course, the remake of Blazing Saddles will be cast thusly:

Sheriff Bart - Barrack Obama
Waco Kid - Joe Biden
Gov. LePetomaine - GW Bush
Hedley Lamar - Dick Cheney
Taggart - Karl Rove
Lili Von Schtupp - Scarlett Johanson
Mongo - MSNBC

Sheriff Barrack saves America from the evil Cheney oerating under the witless Bush while teaching the bitter, racist, clinging-to-guns-and-religion proles a lesson in tolerance (including the Irish), hope, and change.

87. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 29, 2008 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:03

Joe Biden takes his role of... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Neoluddite | August 29, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Neoluddite:

Joe Biden takes his role of enhancing Obama's manhood very seriously.

88. Posted by Neoluddite | August 29, 2008 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:03

"Jeremiah was right,... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Jeremiah was right, Bill's 'ridin' dirty' right there in the third row!"

89. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:03

Please support, "Typical Wh... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:05 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Please support, "Typical White People for Barry"

90. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:05

"Face it my white brothers ... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Face it my white brothers and sisters, we don't know what it's like to be a 'nigra, raised in a land run by me', er, um, 'rich white people'.

91. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:08

"Master Frodobama, sir, now... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Weegie | August 29, 2008 10:11 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Weegie:

"Master Frodobama, sir, now begins our journey to destroy the evil John McSauron!"

"Lead on, Unwise Hamfist."

92. Posted by Weegie | August 29, 2008 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:11

"Hey, 'Hair in a Can'! Don'... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Hey, 'Hair in a Can'! Don't you ever forget, your place is behind 'The One'.

93. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:11

AP - Dramatic tongues inter... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

AP - Dramatic tongues interpretation leads to several "infiltrators'" removal at Dem convention

94. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:15

This is for you, Chris and ... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 29, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

This is for you, Chris and Keith!

95. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 29, 2008 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:18

DNC: Stuck between Barack a... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Scott | August 29, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

DNC: Stuck between Barack and a hard case...

96. Posted by Scott | August 29, 2008 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:22

Woke up, got outta bed, dra... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | August 29, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Woke up, got outta bed, dragged a comb across my ... oh, wait.

97. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | August 29, 2008 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:22

"HA! Who's laughin' now!? N... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"HA! Who's laughin' now!? Not you stupid Indians workin' at Winchells,HUH!? Am I right, am I right? And I mean that..."

98. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:26

Something messianic this wa... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Something messianic this way comes.

99. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:28

"...And for my next trick, ... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"...And for my next trick, I will erase the marxism...erase the marxism...ERASING THE MARXISM HERE!...Hey Barry, could ya help a Senator out?..."

100. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:31

Just touching the garment h... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by jennifer | August 29, 2008 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jennifer:

Just touching the garment healed me....You just need to believe.

101. Posted by jennifer | August 29, 2008 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:32

Oh Blazing Saddles, ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Larry Summers | August 29, 2008 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Larry Summers:


Oh Blazing Saddles, where are you Mel Brooks:

"I thought you were hung." "I am." "ACK, you really are!"

102. Posted by Larry Summers | August 29, 2008 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:32

"I am not a racist! ... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"I am not a racist! Of course, everyone has their place like, Barrys' is in the WH; your average east Indians' is in the Winchells.."

103. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:41

"LOOK! An ABC reporter with... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"LOOK! An ABC reporter with a camera! Let's cuff him!"

104. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:43

Obama: There's McCain, sic ... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Obama: There's McCain, sic 'em boy, sic 'em. Good dog!

105. Posted by kbiel [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:46

Palin, I'm coming for you!<... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 29, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Palin, I'm coming for you!

106. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 29, 2008 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:46

When the democrats went dee... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

When the democrats went deep into their bench to find a seasoned veteran, an expert on foreign policy, and adult supervision for the neophyte Obama, all they could come up with was BIDEN.

The mind reels.

107. Posted by fustian | August 29, 2008 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:46

Ladies and Gents, The Heart... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Ladies and Gents, The Heartbeats!
(one's a heartbeat from the presidency, the other's an HB from a cogent thought)
Well,not really.

108. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:47

"I'm VP for the Chosen One.... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"I'm VP for the Chosen One...and YOU'RE NOT!"

109. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:48

"Exc...excu...EXCUSE ME ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Exc...excu...EXCUSE ME Joe, I've yet to finish my waffle! Do you mind?!"

110. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:50

"I just wish I hadn't drunk... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
infidel[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning."

111. Posted by infidel [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:51

In the blue blazer... yes y... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 29, 2008 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

In the blue blazer... yes you. You're next on the handroll express.

112. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 29, 2008 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:53

5) "While I am in the world... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Mike | August 29, 2008 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

5) "While I am in the world, I am the Light of the world."

6) Having said this, He spit on the ground, made some mud with the saliva, and put it on the man's eyes.

Then the man's eyes were opened, and the man said, "Holy crap, you people are nothing but a bunch of pathetic losers. What in the world am I doing here?"

113. Posted by Mike | August 29, 2008 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:55

Pinko and the Brain, Pinko ... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Jonathan | August 29, 2008 10:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jonathan:

Pinko and the Brain, Pinko and the Brain...one is a genius and the other's insane.

114. Posted by Jonathan | August 29, 2008 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 10:59

Why is Obama trying to get ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 29, 2008 11:06 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Why is Obama trying to get Joe to put his hand on his crotch? Doesn't look like Joe is enjoying this side of Barack!

115. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 29, 2008 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 11:06

This is the man who'll be P... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by john1v6 | August 29, 2008 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

This is the man who'll be President if Obama dies in office? Good thing Obama will rise again in three days

116. Posted by john1v6 | August 29, 2008 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 11:24

Biden: Let me at 'em! I'l... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by John Schan | August 29, 2008 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Schan:

Biden: Let me at 'em! I'll get you, you Rebublican son-of-a-bitch! Yeah you!

Obama: Whoa! Hold on now, Joe. We don't want to give anyone else rabies, OK.

117. Posted by John Schan | August 29, 2008 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 11:45

"Palin? Did you say ... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 29, 2008 11:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"Palin? Did you say PALIN????"

118. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 29, 2008 11:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 11:55

"Look, Kemosabe! Indian tr... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by woody | August 29, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
woody:

"Look, Kemosabe! Indian tracks lead from Casino straight to Dunkin' Donuts! Put on black mask & we whuppem!"

119. Posted by woody | August 29, 2008 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 12:15

Duck and Cover... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 29, 2008 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Duck and Cover

120. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 29, 2008 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 12:18

Did you pick your toes in P... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Did you pick your toes in Poughkeepsie?!

121. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 12:31

See?! I told you old, white... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

See?! I told you old, white, male Washington insiders were going to have their day, and I WAS RIGHT!

122. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 12:33

Don't give me that! My hand... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Don't give me that! My hand is down there for a very good reason! I have a wide stance, that's all...

123. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 12:35

I'll get you, my pretty! ..... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

I'll get you, my pretty! ... OH, I'm melting! MELTING!!!

124. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 12:36

Never mind "the plane," Tat... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Never mind "the plane," Tatoo. Just explain why you let me fall asleep in the tanning salon.

125. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 12:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 12:38

Third Base!... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Chris | August 29, 2008 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris:

Third Base!

126. Posted by Chris | August 29, 2008 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 12:54

"Joe, maybe you misunderst... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 1:29 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

"Joe, maybe you misunderstood me. A reach around means that you are behind me and.."

127. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 13:29

You're not going und... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Dan Melson | August 29, 2008 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Melson:


You're not going under the bus, Joe!

I won't let go!

I won't let the nutroots get you!

FAKE!

128. Posted by Dan Melson | August 29, 2008 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 13:33

Now I'm gonna show you just... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 1:34 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Now I'm gonna show you just WHY "you'll never go back!"

129. Posted by Korla Pundit | August 29, 2008 1:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 13:34

It's a BIRD! It's a PLANE!... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

It's a BIRD! It's a PLANE!! It's the Obamamessiah. "Yes, it's the Obamamessiah, strange visitor from another country who came to America with powers and abilities far beyond those of the Clintons. Obamamessiah, who can change the course of the mighty dollar, bend liberals in his bare hands; and who, disguised as Barrack Obama, mild-mannered father of two for a great African American family, fights a never ending battle for socailism, wealth transfer, and the Socialist way.

130. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 1:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 13:34

Biden: Okay, which one of y... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 29, 2008 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Biden: Okay, which one of you hating racists said he's not clean and articulate?

131. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 29, 2008 1:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 13:37

"Relax Joe, they said it's ... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Relax Joe, they said it's Palin not it's the police"

132. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 13:38

"Always are there two"... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by Dan Melson | August 29, 2008 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Melson:

"Always are there two"

But which is the master and which the apprentice?

133. Posted by Dan Melson | August 29, 2008 1:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 13:51

The arrogant leading the ar... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Dan Melson | August 29, 2008 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Melson:

The arrogant leading the arrogant

134. Posted by Dan Melson | August 29, 2008 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 13:52

"Hey look! It's RULA LENSKA... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by mojo | August 29, 2008 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mojo:

"Hey look! It's RULA LENSKA!"

135. Posted by mojo | August 29, 2008 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 14:10

(my apologies to Tolkien)</... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

(my apologies to Tolkien)

Three Rings for the Greenpeacers under the sky,
Seven for the race baiters in their halls of hate,
Nine for the Abortion kings doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Chicago where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

136. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 2:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 14:14

Biden demonstrates his expe... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by LaMedusa | August 29, 2008 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Biden demonstrates his expert knowledge of where all the emergency exits are in the auditorium.

137. Posted by LaMedusa | August 29, 2008 2:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 14:49

"But I can claim a B... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by LaMedusa | August 29, 2008 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"But I can claim a Bill Clinton, and say I never inhaled!"

138. Posted by LaMedusa | August 29, 2008 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 14:53

"For the people all said si... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by LaMedusa | August 29, 2008 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"For the people all said sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat!"

139. Posted by LaMedusa | August 29, 2008 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 15:02

Come see "The Amazing Barry... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Come see "The Amazing Barry" and his trained honky, "Jo-Jo Bites"!

140. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 3:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 15:16

"..And then I slew the 'Abo... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"..And then I slew the 'Abominable Clarence', thusly, earning a spot on the ticket. Albeit, 17 years later."

141. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 15:22

"SECURITY! The black guy to... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 3:25 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"SECURITY! The black guy took my watch! What? You're who?"

142. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 15:25

"Look everyone! It's Car... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Ducharme[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Look everyone! It's Carl Cameron, let's eat his brains!!!"

143. Posted by Mark Ducharme [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 29, 2008 3:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 15:28

Hey isn't that the Philapin... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 29, 2008 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Hey isn't that the Philapina firecracker, Michelle Malkin? I thought we dispatched your
keister kisser, Alex Jones to take care of that little problem?

144. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 29, 2008 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 15:48

Again my apologies to Tolki... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Again my apologies to Tolkien

Wormtongue meets the Dark Lord

145. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 4:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 16:40

Munchkin speaking to the st... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Munchkin speaking to the strawman

"Follow the yellow brick road"

146. Posted by retired military | August 29, 2008 4:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 16:44

Oh SNAP B.O.! Even Palin ha... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by MikeS | August 29, 2008 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MikeS:

Oh SNAP B.O.! Even Palin has more experience than you!

147. Posted by MikeS | August 29, 2008 5:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 17:12

Biden tries the "Sarah Conn... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by philw1776 | August 29, 2008 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
philw1776:

Biden tries the "Sarah Connor" line on Sarah Palin

148. Posted by philw1776 | August 29, 2008 5:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 17:17

Senator Biden shows off Sen... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by Joel | August 29, 2008 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

Senator Biden shows off Senator Obama's strong pimp hand and points to the Hildebeast it had most recently struck down.

149. Posted by Joel | August 29, 2008 6:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 18:02

"Hey, Barack, you look like... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by Spike | August 29, 2008 6:20 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

"Hey, Barack, you look like a Sammy Davis fan. Let me plagiarize one of his greatest moves for you".

150. Posted by Spike | August 29, 2008 6:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 18:20

$25.00 and the articulate, ... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 29, 2008 9:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

$25.00 and the articulate, clean Negro is sold, sold, sold!

151. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 29, 2008 9:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 21:39

Joe, er, Joe. Your pulling... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by Barry O | August 29, 2008 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry O:

Joe, er, Joe. Your pulling my spine out through my belly-button is a divisive distraction and is definitely not helping Michelle's kids.

152. Posted by Barry O | August 29, 2008 9:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 21:55

A $5 million ear-mark for t... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by Bid'em'up Biden | August 29, 2008 10:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bid'em'up Biden:

A $5 million ear-mark for the South-side hospital where Michelle is a $300,000 per year "community organizer", and this United States Senator's vote is sold, sold, sold!

153. Posted by Bid'em'up Biden | August 29, 2008 10:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 29, 2008 22:52

VP selection team member Ca... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

VP selection team member Caroline Kennedy reportedly told Obama, "Ask not what Senator Biden can do for you; ask what you can do for Senator Biden."

154. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 08:38

Hey, Barak, there's that 7 ... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Hey, Barak, there's that 7 Eleven guy!

155. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 08:50

The Greatest among us and t... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

The Greatest among us and the Least among us.

156. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 09:00

"Barak! There's Zacheus! T... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"Barak! There's Zacheus! Tell him to 'Come down. We're going to his house to stay!'"

157. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 09:04

Loose lips, sink ships.... (Below threshold)

158. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Loose lips, sink ships.

158. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 09:25

Auctioneer and Action Ears<... (Below threshold)

159. Posted by rodney dill | August 30, 2008 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Auctioneer and Action Ears

159. Posted by rodney dill | August 30, 2008 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 09:28

"Look, Barak! Is that Geor... (Below threshold)

160. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"Look, Barak! Is that George McGovern, Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis all sitting together? WOW!"

160. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 09:33

"I know it's impossible, bu... (Below threshold)

161. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"I know it's impossible, but THERE is a tax increase I don't like. 'With you, Barak, all things ARE possible!'"

161. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 09:56

Hope and Change, and Hopele... (Below threshold)

162. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Hope and Change, and Hopeless and Changeless

162. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 10:08

Darth Vader (Without his ma... (Below threshold)

163. Posted by retired military | August 30, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Darth Vader (Without his mask) unsuccesfully uses a Jedi mind trick on the American public to try to introduce the emperor as a centrist politician.

163. Posted by retired military | August 30, 2008 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 10:08

".....but you can't take th... (Below threshold)

164. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

".....but you can't take the idiot out of Biden."

164. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 10:17

It's apparent that its abov... (Below threshold)

165. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

It's apparent that its above BOTH your pay grades.

165. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 10:18

Is that a pubic hair on the... (Below threshold)

166. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Is that a pubic hair on the teleprompter stand?

166. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 10:21

When a fool holds his peace... (Below threshold)

167. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

When a fool holds his peace, you can rest assured it's not Biden.

167. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 10:24

One hand clapping and two h... (Below threshold)

168. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

One hand clapping and two hands paddy-caking.

168. Posted by Spike | August 30, 2008 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 10:32

Obama's attack dog turns ou... (Below threshold)

169. Posted by Dodo David | August 30, 2008 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Obama's attack dog turns out to be a Pointer.

169. Posted by Dodo David | August 30, 2008 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 11:16

Oh, no! Sarah Palin's comi... (Below threshold)

170. Posted by jim2 | August 30, 2008 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim2:

Oh, no! Sarah Palin's coming!

170. Posted by jim2 | August 30, 2008 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 13:29

"We'd like "Small Town Mayo... (Below threshold)

171. Posted by rodney dill | August 30, 2008 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"We'd like "Small Town Mayors" for $200 Alex."

171. Posted by rodney dill | August 30, 2008 2:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 14:40

Biden: "Walk this way."<br ... (Below threshold)

172. Posted by rodney dill | August 30, 2008 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Biden: "Walk this way."
Obama: "If I could walk that way I wouldn't need talcum power."

172. Posted by rodney dill | August 30, 2008 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 14:42

Don't believe me? Just sme... (Below threshold)

173. Posted by ijosha | August 30, 2008 11:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Don't believe me? Just smell my finder!

173. Posted by ijosha | August 30, 2008 11:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 23:07

Don't believe me? Just smel... (Below threshold)

174. Posted by ijosha | August 30, 2008 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Don't believe me? Just smell my finger!

[late Shaterday evening... what can I say?]

174. Posted by ijosha | August 30, 2008 11:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 23:15

Hey, you, the boy with the ... (Below threshold)

175. Posted by john1v6 | August 30, 2008 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

Hey, you, the boy with the five rolls and two fish. Hand 'em over so Obama can feed this crowd

175. Posted by john1v6 | August 30, 2008 11:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 30, 2008 23:22

MSDNC TVs Olby: "The select... (Below threshold)

176. Posted by Spike | August 31, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

MSDNC TVs Olby: "The selection of Biden as the VP nominee brings real balance to the ticket. Both the extreme Marxist left and the extreme kook-fringe leftist wings are represented. Biden brings experience of no real value and Obama has no experience at all. What perfect symmetry!"

176. Posted by Spike | August 31, 2008 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 31, 2008 08:33

"$5 million going once, $5 ... (Below threshold)

177. Posted by retired military | August 31, 2008 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"$5 million going once, $5 million going twice... $5 million going 3 times.... SOLd to Chris Matthews for $5 million. ANd ladies and gentlemen that concludes the Date your favorite democratic politician auction for this year. Remember all donations are tax deductible."

177. Posted by retired military | August 31, 2008 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 31, 2008 11:37

"Have you been saved today?... (Below threshold)

178. Posted by retired military | August 31, 2008 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Have you been saved today? If not then send us $10,000 and you will be HEALED I TELL YOU. Healed of Tax cuts for the rich, HEALED of drilling for oil, Healed of No child left behind. GLOOOOORYYYYY And you will receive this complimentary prayer cloth which the Obamamessian has touche"

178. Posted by retired military | August 31, 2008 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 31, 2008 11:39

We do, too, wear underwear ... (Below threshold)

179. Posted by Nylda | August 31, 2008 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

We do, too, wear underwear and I'll prove it to you!

179. Posted by Nylda | August 31, 2008 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 31, 2008 11:56

Obama grinds on his invisib... (Below threshold)

180. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 31, 2008 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Obama grinds on his invisible, Unicorn-brand organ, while his monkey dances and Hopes for some Change.

180. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | August 31, 2008 5:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 31, 2008 17:36

"...And we're going to Sout... (Below threshold)

181. Posted by itismedavid | August 31, 2008 7:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

"...And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! YEAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"

181. Posted by itismedavid | August 31, 2008 7:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 31, 2008 19:30

Update: <... (Below threshold)

182. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 1, 2008 2:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

182. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 1, 2008 2:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 1, 2008 02:17




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