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Republican vice presidential nominee Alaska Governor Sarah Palin blows a kiss to her baby during her speech at the 2008 Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota September 3, 2008. (Mike Segar/Reuters)


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"...and millions of Republi... (Below threshold)

"...and millions of Republican men just swooned..."

Sarah palin kisses the Demo... (Below threshold)

Sarah palin kisses the Democrats' chances goodbye.

That tingling feeling.... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

That tingling feeling.

Dream Girl.... (Below threshold)

Dream Girl.

Sarah prepares to slap a co... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sarah prepares to slap a cow lick upside Obama's pointy head.

Sarah Palin lights my fire ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sarah Palin lights my fire one night, John McCain puts it out the next.

Just a little kiss goodbye ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Just a little kiss goodbye to Hillary.

Sarah Palin retells the sto... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Sarah Palin retells the story of snatching the pebble from John McCains hand.

The answer my friend,... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The answer my friend,
is blowing in the wind,
the answer is blowing in the wind.

"And with just a little mag... (Below threshold)
ExSubNuke:

"And with just a little magic Alaska dust... the conservative base will unite."

Our Breck girl is way bette... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Our Breck girl is way better than their Breck girl!

Sarah Palin shows how she s... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Sarah Palin shows how she suckers the good ol boy politicians in with the kissing fish look, and then once the doors close, she pulls out the barracuda teeth. Works.... Every..... Time ;-)

Sarah Palin blowing Joe Bid... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sarah Palin blowing Joe Biden the Kiss of Death.

You know what a community o... (Below threshold)

You know what a community organizer is, don't you?

It's like a blood sucking leach, only less attractive.

So, I just put the NEA on e... (Below threshold)

So, I just put the NEA on ebay!

Sarah Palin saying goodbye ... (Below threshold)

Sarah Palin saying goodbye to that Obama "Campaign to Nowhere".

Change you can enjoy over a... (Below threshold)

Change you can enjoy over a good moose nose stew.

Sarahcuda blows a kiss to h... (Below threshold)

Sarahcuda blows a kiss to her prey just before going in for the kill.

Is it just me or has Obama ... (Below threshold)

Is it just me or has Obama been looking a little like a caribou in the headlights lately?

Obama's and Biden's speeche... (Below threshold)

Obama's and Biden's speeches Palin comparison

"After I talked with McCain... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"After I talked with McCain, I spit in my hand and shook hands to seal the deal." ww

Sarah Palin sees her 201... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Sarah Palin sees her 2016 running mate, Jack Bauer, in the audience ...

"Get close to Obama? I'd ra... (Below threshold)

"Get close to Obama? I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt."

When your lefty friends ask... (Below threshold)

When your lefty friends ask you "but what if McCain dies suddenly", reply: "Don't tease me like that..."

(Hattip to the Corner)

Paying homage to Chuck Norr... (Below threshold)

Paying homage to Chuck Norris.

Oops!, there goes pair of u... (Below threshold)
guido:

Oops!, there goes pair of underwear pants.
But I've got high hopes, I've got high hopes
I've got high Eskimo pie in the sky hopes......

Sarah Palin shows holds up ... (Below threshold)
SarahConnor2:

Sarah Palin shows holds up Obama's executive experience for the crowd to see.

"I ... drink ... your ... m... (Below threshold)

"I ... drink ... your ... milkshake. I drink it up!"

Sarah Palin blows kisses--B... (Below threshold)
lisapope:

Sarah Palin blows kisses--Barrack Obama just blows..."

I can has Obama-burger?... (Below threshold)

I can has Obama-burger?

Sarah Palin blows out Democ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Sarah Palin blows out Democrat any chance of regaining the presidency with a kiss.

Joe Biden had a nightmare l... (Below threshold)
guido:

Joe Biden had a nightmare last night that Sarah Palin ripped his balls off at their debate and then held them up for the whole world to see. Except that nobody could see them because, like I said, they were Joe Biden's balls.

"Yes Tinkerbell, becoming V... (Below threshold)
Rob:

"Yes Tinkerbell, becoming Vice President WOULD be the most bestest thing EVER!

Got Milf?... (Below threshold)

Got Milf?

When Sarah puckers, so do t... (Below threshold)

When Sarah puckers, so do the Democrats!

Sarah Palin blows out any D... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Sarah Palin blows out any Democrat chance of regaining the presidency with a kiss.

Opps, its early.

And for those of you... (Below threshold)
Jack in TX:


And for those of you who don't know me, here's a demo of the closest my lips will ever be getting to anybody's backside after we take over Washington...

Obambi vs. Palinzilla... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Obambi vs. Palinzilla

Spit in one hand, wish in t... (Below threshold)
ptg:

Spit in one hand, wish in the other...

"Hey Ms. Noonan -- your mic... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

"Hey Ms. Noonan -- your microphone is on."

Sarah lets Lee Ward know wh... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Sarah lets Lee Ward know what she thinks of his comments about her on Wizbang Blue.

I got your ass right here, ... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

I got your ass right here, Obama.

Talk to the hand ... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

Talk to the hand

"And I have in my hand the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"And I have in my hand the entire substance of the democratic campaign."

Smiling wickedly, Sarah Pal... (Below threshold)

Smiling wickedly, Sarah Palin blows her magic fairy dust at the Obama campaign, causing it to disintegrate.

Poof. And little Baracky is... (Below threshold)
Lee Morelli:

Poof. And little Baracky is gone.

Edited from network broadca... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Edited from network broadcasts, Palin states: "Here, let me cool off the pile of $#!% Obama served up in Denver last week"

Kiss my lipstick, Obama!</p... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Kiss my lipstick, Obama!

"...And with this hand, I'm... (Below threshold)
lowmal:

"...And with this hand, I'm gonna crush Biden's balls like they were a couple of rotten walnuts."

And I know, that was meant ... (Below threshold)
pibill:

And I know, that was meant just for me---

Steve Irwin: Crikey, here w... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

Steve Irwin: Crikey, here we see the infamous Sarahcuda preparing to attack its prey. Even I won't handle such a dangerous specimen.

She shoots! She scores!</p... (Below threshold)
Spike:

She shoots! She scores!

The audacity of blow: Sara... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

The audacity of blow: Sarah does this kind, Barack does another.

Them good 'ole boys were dr... (Below threshold)

Them good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye singin' this'll be the day that I die.

Alaskan Hockey-Mom fist bum... (Below threshold)
woody:

Alaskan Hockey-Mom fist bump.

The Naughty Librarian says,... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

The Naughty Librarian says, "First, you gently cup the scrotum, like so..."

"FINISH HIM."Left... (Below threshold)

"FINISH HIM."
Left; forward; forward; down; forward.
KISS OF DEATH.
"FATALITY!"

Sonya Blaze (Mortal Kombat)... (Below threshold)
Ben:

Sonya Blaze (Mortal Kombat) for VP

"Thanks, Olby & Co. Couldn'... (Below threshold)

"Thanks, Olby & Co. Couldn't have done it without ya!"

Ohh...look at the itty bitt... (Below threshold)
pgg:

Ohh...look at the itty bitty Democrats!
Aren't they cuuuuute?

{squish}

And with one breath, Sarah ... (Below threshold)
Boomer:

And with one breath, Sarah Palin blows all Democrat hope away, sealing their fate.

".. And then Obama called m... (Below threshold)
retired military:

".. And then Obama called me sweetie, so I pulled out my Marlin and told him to kiss his ass goodbye"

"After shaking hands with B... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"After shaking hands with Biden at the beginning of the Presidential debates Mrs Palin was overheard complaining about his sweaty hands"

...like Vogon poetry to Dem... (Below threshold)

...like Vogon poetry to Democrats

"Honey, I Shrunk The One."<... (Below threshold)
LaMano:

"Honey, I Shrunk The One."

"I'm not flirting silly... ... (Below threshold)

"I'm not flirting silly... I'm reloading."

Who knew it would only take... (Below threshold)
LaMano:

Who knew it would only take the Alaskan Governor to cut the Democrat presidential nominee down to size.

And she huffed and she puff... (Below threshold)
LaMano:

And she huffed and she puffed and she blew the MSM house down.

Sarah to Obama: Pull my fin... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Sarah to Obama: Pull my fingers

"It's an Alaskan hunting tr... (Below threshold)
LaMano:

"It's an Alaskan hunting tradition after a prey is sighted, blow a kiss goodbye and give them a 200 yard head start."

"And After I Finished With ... (Below threshold)

"And After I Finished With My Brother In Law, His Nuts Turned To Dust."

If you don't vote for me I'... (Below threshold)
Dave:

If you don't vote for me I'll have you investigated.

What i hold in my hand is t... (Below threshold)
Mark S.:

What i hold in my hand is the heated remains of the bullet that I used to kill that Grizzly that you've seen draped over my couch...

With an homage to <a href="... (Below threshold)

With an homage to Louis Armstrong:

Give me a kiss to build a dream on And my imagination will thrive upon that kiss Sweetheart, I ask no more than this A kiss to build a dream on

Give me a kiss before you leave me
And my imagination will feed my hungry heart
Leave me one thing before we part
A kiss to build a dream on...

I know what the official ca... (Below threshold)
jim2:

I know what the official caption says, but I think Palin was blowing a kiss to Tom Moe right after she had mentioned him in her speech, not to one of her children. Moe was in the audience as a member of the Ohio (?) delegation and was applauded so hard that it interrupted her speech. She acknowledged him and blew him a kiss.

The clue here is that she is facing the audience before her, and not her family behind her. Recall that she introduced them at the start of her speech, and had to turn around to do it.

What's the difference betwe... (Below threshold)

What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a shih tzu? Zu.


Hattip: James Taranto reader O. Nara

Sarah Palin demonstrates fo... (Below threshold)
tyromac:

Sarah Palin demonstrates for Democrats how Obama blows smoke up their asses.

"Hi America! I love you ... (Below threshold)

"Hi America! I love you so much!"
Sis

And I hold in my hand all o... (Below threshold)
Sputum:

And I hold in my hand all of the change that Obama's brother needs to live this month.

Doesn't Obama have the cute... (Below threshold)
Scottie Author Profile Page:

Doesn't Obama have the cutest lil' resume? Why it's precious!

Look at Obama's resume - is... (Below threshold)
Scottie Author Profile Page:

Look at Obama's resume - isn't it cute?

Sarah: And that, Obambi, i... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Sarah: And that, Obambi, is the end of your fairy tale. Now brush your teeth and get yo azz inta bed quiet-now, or I'll pop a rifled slug in yo' azz. Oh, and watch out for dat batty-boy, Andy Sullivan, coz he might do dat anyhow.

Gimme yo' lunch-money, Obam... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Gimme yo' lunch-money, Obambi. Don't make me come down there, mutha-fucka. You know I will!

And like that... Obama's ch... (Below threshold)
BrandonInBatonRouge:

And like that... Obama's chances in November disappear.

Tar Baby... (Below threshold)

Tar Baby

Hope and Change.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Hope and Change.

Sarah Palin demonstrates th... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Sarah Palin demonstrates the art of using the "Kissy Pulpit".

♬POOF!..... (Below threshold)


POOF!... the magic negro...

♬POOF!... ... (Below threshold)


POOF!... the magic negro
lived by deceit...

(sorry hit submit too soon

"I warned you! But did you ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh no! 'It's just a harmless little bunny...'"
......
Tim the Enchanter

OBTW, played by Michael Pal... (Below threshold)
Spike:

OBTW, played by Michael Palin

Wasn't John Cleese Tim the ... (Below threshold)
SarahConnor2:

Wasn't John Cleese Tim the Enchanter?

Sic. Yep. Oops.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Sic. Yep. Oops.

Governor Mooselini... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

Governor Mooselini

In book stores now, "How to... (Below threshold)

In book stores now, "How to Win Your Base and Influence Independents" -
by Sarah Palin

(headline)HURRICA... (Below threshold)

(headline)
HURRICANE SARAH HITS ISLE OF BARACK - NO SURVIVORS

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.




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