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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: September 19, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China's autonomous region, the world's smallest man sits underneath Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar Square in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. Pingping, born with primordial dwarfism, holds the Guinness World Record for the smallest man at 74.61 cms (2 feet and 5.37 inches) and Pankratova holds the Guinness World Record for the longest leg of any woman at 132 cms (4 feet 4 inches) in length. (AP Photo/Sang Tan)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (93)

Confucius say: 'Little Wang... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Confucius say: 'Little Wang go long way.'

1. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:26

Confucius say: 'Little man ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Confucius say: 'Little man have crack up.'

2. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:27

Hepingping was happy to hav... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Hepingping was happy to have loved a tall.

3. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:28

Is it just me, or does Obam... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
fustian:

Is it just me, or does Obama just seem smaller since Sarah Palin came on the scene?

4. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 25 (25 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:40

2009: Vice President Palin ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: -9 (17 votes cast)
Eric:

2009: Vice President Palin gives birth to her sixth child on the steps of the Capitol.

5. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -9 (17 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:40

I have no comment on this o... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by SilentStorm | September 19, 2008 7:41 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
SilentStorm:

I have no comment on this one...at least, nothing that can be said in polite company, or on a family website like Wizbang.

6. Posted by SilentStorm | September 19, 2008 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:41

"I fart in your general dir... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
Eric:

"I fart in your general direction!"

7. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:42

I predict medium height chi... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

I predict medium height children.

8. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:43

"Honest, I've never heard o... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Honest, I've never heard of doing a six point nine."

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:45

Barack Obama's clone Mini-B... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

Barack Obama's clone Mini-B.

10. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:46

Look, another Obama financi... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
fustian:

Look, another Obama financial advisor popped right out of Fannie Mae!

11. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:47

She calls him "Dil" for sho... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

She calls him "Dil" for short.

12. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:48

She calls him "Dil... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:
She calls him "Dil" for short.
'cause he's just a gherkin.

13. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:49

Gary Coleman, Verne Toyer, ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Eric:

Gary Coleman, Verne Toyer, Herve Villechaize and now this guy all got hot chicks. Maybe size really doesn't matter.

14. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 07:50

Excuse me while kiss the sk... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 19, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Excuse me while kiss the sky wha wha wha

15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 19, 2008 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:03

Svetlana shows off her litt... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Svetlana shows off her little Bonzai man.

16. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:03

"i will not look up" "i wil... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 19, 2008 8:04 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"i will not look up" "i will not look up" "i will not look up"

17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 19, 2008 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:04

Yodama - Yoda and Barack Ob... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

Yodama - Yoda and Barack Obama's love child.

18. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:05

According to Obama, it's ne... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

According to Obama, it's never too late for a woman to assert her right to choose...

19. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:06

"I swear I didn't know I wa... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Eric:

"I swear I didn't know I was pregnant until it just popped out."

20. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:06

Has John Edwards been troll... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Has John Edwards been trolling the Guinness women's entries again?

21. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:08

Transvestites just don't pa... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Transvestites just don't pass muster with their wang showing.

22. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:11

...and now I have to plow t... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Faith+1 | September 19, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

...and now I have to plow the back forty...

23. Posted by Faith+1 | September 19, 2008 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:11

Chia-Prez just add water an... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Eric:

Chia-Prez just add water and watch it grow.

Sarah Palin, "Okay!"

24. Posted by Eric | September 19, 2008 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:11

"Those are some long legs..... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by libertarianjim | September 19, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
libertarianjim:

"Those are some long legs..."

"I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up."

25. Posted by libertarianjim | September 19, 2008 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:12

Svetlana gets taller every ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Svetlana gets taller every time a democrat lies.

26. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:17

A preschool photo of Andrew... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by smitch | September 19, 2008 8:19 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
smitch:

A preschool photo of Andrew Sullivan confirmed to his parents that he, indeed, was gay. Andrew's dad was crushed when young Andrew failed to look up.

27. Posted by smitch | September 19, 2008 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:19

Ouch.... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by biscuiteater | September 19, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
biscuiteater:

Ouch.

28. Posted by biscuiteater | September 19, 2008 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:20

PingPing tries to interest ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

PingPing tries to interest Svetlana in a quick game of squat tag...

29. Posted by fustian | September 19, 2008 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:28

After having 16 kids, well,... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth[TypeKey Profile Page]:

After having 16 kids, well, lets just say things get a whole lot easier....

30. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:35

It's not the size of the di... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It's not the size of the dinghy, it's the motion of...aw, screw it. I'll be under Obama's bus.

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:43

If she squats down and he d... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If she squats down and he disappears you just consider David Copperfield served.

32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:44

"Damn, I knew that burrito ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by zipity | September 19, 2008 8:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
zipity:

"Damn, I knew that burrito wasn't agreeing with me, but......Damn..."

33. Posted by zipity | September 19, 2008 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:44

Sword of Damocles, my ass! ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sword of Damocles, my ass! Somebody get me a ladder!

34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:46

"These new Tampex, comfort ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by zipity | September 19, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
zipity:

"These new Tampex, comfort shaped my ass....."

35. Posted by zipity | September 19, 2008 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:46

One of Sarah Palin's turds ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 19, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

One of Sarah Palin's turds morphs into Matt Damon.

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 19, 2008 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:51

Translated from Mandarin, h... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Translated from Mandarin, his name means "Sit and Spin".

37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:51

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Pull my finger.

38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 19, 2008 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:56

Do, or do not. There is no ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 19, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Do, or do not. There is no try.

39. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | September 19, 2008 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 08:59

Do you know the muff 'n man... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 9:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Do you know the muff 'n man?

40. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:01

Palin overshadows McCain</p... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by jdoe | September 19, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
jdoe:

Palin overshadows McCain

41. Posted by jdoe | September 19, 2008 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:05

There is something about an... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by SideShowJane | September 19, 2008 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

There is something about an Aqua Velva man.

42. Posted by SideShowJane | September 19, 2008 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:09

Dali Mama... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 19, 2008 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dali Mama

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 19, 2008 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:16

He's a lawyer, when he take... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 9:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

He's a lawyer, when he takes Viagra he becomes as tall as Yao Ming.

44. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:24

Bi-Gyon Py Ube, a member of... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by SideShowJane | September 19, 2008 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

Bi-Gyon Py Ube, a member of Local Portable Bikini Waxer's Union, takes a mandated 15 minute break yesterday in Trafalgar Square.

45. Posted by SideShowJane | September 19, 2008 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:25

Hey baby, you wanna date?</... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 19, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey baby, you wanna date?

46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 19, 2008 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:27

Mini Vee. ww... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by WildWillie | September 19, 2008 9:27 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Mini Vee. ww

47. Posted by WildWillie | September 19, 2008 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:27

Hey guy, I am not responsib... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Larry | September 19, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Larry:

Hey guy, I am not responsible for any opinions you form if you look up.

48. Posted by Larry | September 19, 2008 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:35

"OK, but this is the weirde... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"OK, but this is the weirdest gynecological exam ever."

49. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:41

When Cruex just won't do...... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Tango | September 19, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

When Cruex just won't do...

50. Posted by Tango | September 19, 2008 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 09:42

Lady Di nearly steps into a... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Roy | September 19, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Roy:

Lady Di nearly steps into a pile of paparazzi

51. Posted by Roy | September 19, 2008 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 10:08

Eh, and I thought it was ju... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by GarandFan | September 19, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Eh, and I thought it was just gas!

52. Posted by GarandFan | September 19, 2008 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 10:18

Look up my child, look up!<... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by jhow66 | September 19, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
jhow66:

Look up my child, look up!

53. Posted by jhow66 | September 19, 2008 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 10:22

"I earn a doctorate in P... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 19, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"I earn a doctorate in Particle Physics, but all anybody wants is to see the tiny man next to the giant woman!"

54. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 19, 2008 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 10:47

Headline: Woman gives birth... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Sharon | September 19, 2008 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sharon:

Headline: Woman gives birth to the next Dalai Lama on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.

55. Posted by Sharon | September 19, 2008 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 10:51

Who said the Hadron Collide... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 11:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Who said the Hadron Collider wouldn't cause any adverse effects?

56. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2008 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 11:01

Must...not...look...up...</... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by toddzilla | September 19, 2008 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
toddzilla:

Must...not...look...up...

57. Posted by toddzilla | September 19, 2008 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 11:28

Anglie Jolie decides to tes... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by jbw | September 19, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jbw:

Anglie Jolie decides to test her new idea for motherhood by combining adoption and giving birth.

58. Posted by jbw | September 19, 2008 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 12:15

Still choking over #9 Rodne... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by epador | September 19, 2008 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Still choking over #9 Rodney. You gotta win for that one.

59. Posted by epador | September 19, 2008 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 12:59

Somebody get me a radder!</... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Ed | September 19, 2008 1:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ed:

Somebody get me a radder!

60. Posted by Ed | September 19, 2008 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 13:46

Dennis Kucinich and his cut... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | September 19, 2008 1:47 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Dennis Kucinich and his cute English wife posing on the steps of the Capitol

61. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | September 19, 2008 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 13:47

So THAT's what lipstick on ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by vader06 | September 19, 2008 2:12 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
vader06:

So THAT's what lipstick on a pig looks like....

62. Posted by vader06 | September 19, 2008 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 14:12

Wow, the epidural helped. ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Joe | September 19, 2008 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe:

Wow, the epidural helped. I didn't feel a thing.

63. Posted by Joe | September 19, 2008 2:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 14:36

THIS is what should have be... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by chsw | September 19, 2008 3:09 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
chsw:

THIS is what should have been the caption contest photo!

http://www.popsci.com/molika-ashford/article/2008-09/gaseous-state

chsw

64. Posted by chsw | September 19, 2008 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 15:09

Ariana Huffington and Al Fr... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by M | September 19, 2008 3:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
M:

Ariana Huffington and Al Franken - back together again.....

65. Posted by M | September 19, 2008 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 15:31

Pardon me. Is this seat ta... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by ijosha | September 19, 2008 4:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ijosha:

Pardon me. Is this seat taken?

66. Posted by ijosha | September 19, 2008 4:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 16:07

Something on your mind?... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by ijosha | September 19, 2008 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Something on your mind?

67. Posted by ijosha | September 19, 2008 4:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 16:14

Pingping is from inne... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by ijosha | September 19, 2008 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Pingping is from inner Mongolia, indeed!

68. Posted by ijosha | September 19, 2008 4:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 16:18

Doing her best to ensure an... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by mongo | September 19, 2008 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mongo:

Doing her best to ensure an Obama loss in November, and another run for herself in 2012, Hillary Clinton makes an authentic Obama Voodoo doll. In a moment of sheer exasperation she uses the biggest distraction she can muster to derail The Chosen One's chances, knowing how prone he is to such 'distractions'.

69. Posted by mongo | September 19, 2008 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 17:02

Dwarf (singing): "Sh... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Dodo David | September 19, 2008 6:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Dwarf (singing):
"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."*

[*First line of the ZZ Top song Legs (Eliminator album)].

70. Posted by Dodo David | September 19, 2008 6:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 18:29

Having such a small brain, ... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Dodo David | September 19, 2008 6:54 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Having such a small brain, He Pingping couldn't understand why Svetlana moaned whenever he stood underneath her.

71. Posted by Dodo David | September 19, 2008 6:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 18:54

He Pingping: "From where I'... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Dodo David | September 19, 2008 7:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dodo David:

He Pingping: "From where I'm sitting, Svetlana is no blonde."

72. Posted by Dodo David | September 19, 2008 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 19:14

I am about to be the luckie... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by DANEgerus | September 19, 2008 7:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DANEgerus:

I am about to be the luckiest man in the world.

73. Posted by DANEgerus | September 19, 2008 7:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 19:27

One heck of a cow lick the ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by steamdragon | September 19, 2008 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steamdragon:

One heck of a cow lick the little guy has.

74. Posted by steamdragon | September 19, 2008 8:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 20:01

Get that for me, will ya, D... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 19, 2008 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Get that for me, will ya, Dierdre?

75. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 19, 2008 8:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 20:15

It was mis-reported that He... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Imhotep | September 19, 2008 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

It was mis-reported that He Pingping is from inner Mongolia, when as clearly seen here he is from Labia Minor.

76. Posted by Imhotep | September 19, 2008 8:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 20:42

"I wanna to be a cowboy. A... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 9:08 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"I wanna to be a cowboy. And you can be my cowgirl."

77. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 9:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 21:08

"Riding on the chuck wagon,... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 9:09 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes."

78. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 9:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 21:09

"I'm back...♪♪<... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 9:17 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"I'm back...♪♪
I'm back in the saddle again. ♪♪"

79. Posted by Tom Blogical [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 19, 2008 9:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 21:17

The DNC was not happy with ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by retired military | September 19, 2008 10:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

The DNC was not happy with their ad which graphically shows the gravitas of Barrack and Palin.

80. Posted by retired military | September 19, 2008 10:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 22:42

Sarah Palin - President Bu... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by retired military | September 19, 2008 10:45 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Sarah Palin - President Bush went to the Chinese Olympics and all I got was this lousy gymnast.

81. Posted by retired military | September 19, 2008 10:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 22:45

Ice Cube Jr - Hate the gam... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by retired military | September 19, 2008 11:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Ice Cube Jr - Hate the game, not the player.

82. Posted by retired military | September 19, 2008 11:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 23:01

"Yeah, you're semi-hot and ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by steve | September 19, 2008 11:21 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
steve:

"Yeah, you're semi-hot and whatever, but, I'm Xiaoping's 'boy.' He and I weren't leg men, but if you kneel down, we can talk."

83. Posted by steve | September 19, 2008 11:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 19, 2008 23:21

He Pingping and She Wong We... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Spike | September 20, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

He Pingping and She Wong Wegs.

84. Posted by Spike | September 20, 2008 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 20, 2008 09:03

Did He say that he was from... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Spike | September 20, 2008 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Did He say that he was from Inner Thongolia, or Mongolia?

85. Posted by Spike | September 20, 2008 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 20, 2008 09:04

HePingPing attempts to brea... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2008 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

HePingPing attempts to break onto the American Idol scene with his new hit, "SheBangBang, SheBangBang."

86. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2008 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 20, 2008 11:42

POP!... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2008 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

POP!

87. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2008 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 20, 2008 11:42

HePingPing: "You right, thi... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2008 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

HePingPing: "You right, this so much better than giant wooden badger."

88. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2008 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 20, 2008 11:43

"So what do you want for Ch... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2008 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"So what do you want for Christmas, little man?"
"Stilts!"

89. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2008 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 20, 2008 11:44

Wee He Pingpang and Wong Sh... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Spike | September 20, 2008 7:40 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Wee He Pingpang and Wong She Poontang.

90. Posted by Spike | September 20, 2008 7:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 20, 2008 19:40

VP Candidate Biden at a mee... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Spike | September 20, 2008 7:48 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

VP Candidate Biden at a meet and greet: "Hey, Svetlana and He, it's great to meet both of you. Have either of you heard the one about the Amazon Ruskie Hooker who accidentally used a midget Chinaman as a tampon?"

91. Posted by Spike | September 20, 2008 7:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 20, 2008 19:48

"♬ Thank heaven, for taller... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by RadiCalMan | September 21, 2008 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"♬ Thank heaven, for taller girls! ♬"

92. Posted by RadiCalMan | September 21, 2008 3:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 21, 2008 15:10

Update: <... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 22, 2008 1:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

93. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 22, 2008 1:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 22, 2008 01:39




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