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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China's autonomous region, the world's smallest man sits underneath Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar Square in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. Pingping, born with primordial dwarfism, holds the Guinness World Record for the smallest man at 74.61 cms (2 feet and 5.37 inches) and Pankratova holds the Guinness World Record for the longest leg of any woman at 132 cms (4 feet 4 inches) in length. (AP Photo/Sang Tan)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Confucius say: 'Little Wang... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Confucius say: 'Little Wang go long way.'

Confucius say: 'Little man ... (Below threshold)

Confucius say: 'Little man have crack up.'

Hepingping was happy to hav... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Hepingping was happy to have loved a tall.

Is it just me, or does Obam... (Below threshold)

Is it just me, or does Obama just seem smaller since Sarah Palin came on the scene?

2009: Vice President Palin ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

2009: Vice President Palin gives birth to her sixth child on the steps of the Capitol.

I have no comment on this o... (Below threshold)
SilentStorm:

I have no comment on this one...at least, nothing that can be said in polite company, or on a family website like Wizbang.

"I fart in your general dir... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"I fart in your general direction!"

I predict medium height chi... (Below threshold)

I predict medium height children.

"Honest, I've never heard o... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"Honest, I've never heard of doing a six point nine."

Barack Obama's clone Mini-B... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Barack Obama's clone Mini-B.

Look, another Obama financi... (Below threshold)

Look, another Obama financial advisor popped right out of Fannie Mae!

She calls him "Dil" for sho... (Below threshold)

She calls him "Dil" for short.

She calls him "Dil... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:
She calls him "Dil" for short.
'cause he's just a gherkin.
Gary Coleman, Verne Toyer, ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Gary Coleman, Verne Toyer, Herve Villechaize and now this guy all got hot chicks. Maybe size really doesn't matter.

Excuse me while kiss the sk... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Excuse me while kiss the sky wha wha wha

Svetlana shows off her litt... (Below threshold)

Svetlana shows off her little Bonzai man.

"i will not look up" "i wil... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"i will not look up" "i will not look up" "i will not look up"

Yodama - Yoda and Barack Ob... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Yodama - Yoda and Barack Obama's love child.

According to Obama, it's ne... (Below threshold)

According to Obama, it's never too late for a woman to assert her right to choose...

"I swear I didn't know I wa... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"I swear I didn't know I was pregnant until it just popped out."

Has John Edwards been troll... (Below threshold)

Has John Edwards been trolling the Guinness women's entries again?

Transvestites just don't pa... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Transvestites just don't pass muster with their wang showing.

...and now I have to plow t... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

...and now I have to plow the back forty...

Chia-Prez just add water an... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Chia-Prez just add water and watch it grow.

Sarah Palin, "Okay!"

"Those are some long legs..... (Below threshold)
libertarianjim:

"Those are some long legs..."

"I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up."

Svetlana gets taller every ... (Below threshold)

Svetlana gets taller every time a democrat lies.

A preschool photo of Andrew... (Below threshold)
smitch:

A preschool photo of Andrew Sullivan confirmed to his parents that he, indeed, was gay. Andrew's dad was crushed when young Andrew failed to look up.

Ouch.... (Below threshold)
biscuiteater:

Ouch.

PingPing tries to interest ... (Below threshold)

PingPing tries to interest Svetlana in a quick game of squat tag...

After having 16 kids, well,... (Below threshold)

After having 16 kids, well, lets just say things get a whole lot easier....

It's not the size of the di... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It's not the size of the dinghy, it's the motion of...aw, screw it. I'll be under Obama's bus.

If she squats down and he d... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If she squats down and he disappears you just consider David Copperfield served.

"Damn, I knew that burrito ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Damn, I knew that burrito wasn't agreeing with me, but......Damn..."

Sword of Damocles, my ass! ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sword of Damocles, my ass! Somebody get me a ladder!

"These new Tampex, comfort ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"These new Tampex, comfort shaped my ass....."

One of Sarah Palin's turds ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

One of Sarah Palin's turds morphs into Matt Damon.

Translated from Mandarin, h... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Translated from Mandarin, his name means "Sit and Spin".

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Pull my finger.

Do, or do not. There is no ... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Do, or do not. There is no try.

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rodney dill:

Do you know the muff 'n man?

Palin overshadows McCain</p... (Below threshold)
jdoe:

Palin overshadows McCain

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SideShowJane:

There is something about an Aqua Velva man.

Dali Mama... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dali Mama

He's a lawyer, when he take... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

He's a lawyer, when he takes Viagra he becomes as tall as Yao Ming.

Bi-Gyon Py Ube, a member of... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

Bi-Gyon Py Ube, a member of Local Portable Bikini Waxer's Union, takes a mandated 15 minute break yesterday in Trafalgar Square.

Hey baby, you wanna date?</... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey baby, you wanna date?

Mini Vee. ww... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Mini Vee. ww

Hey guy, I am not responsib... (Below threshold)
Larry:

Hey guy, I am not responsible for any opinions you form if you look up.

"OK, but this is the weirde... (Below threshold)

"OK, but this is the weirdest gynecological exam ever."

When Cruex just won't do...... (Below threshold)
Tango:

When Cruex just won't do...

Lady Di nearly steps into a... (Below threshold)
Roy:

Lady Di nearly steps into a pile of paparazzi

Eh, and I thought it was ju... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Eh, and I thought it was just gas!

Look up my child, look up!<... (Below threshold)
jhow66:

Look up my child, look up!

"I earn a doctorate in P... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"I earn a doctorate in Particle Physics, but all anybody wants is to see the tiny man next to the giant woman!"

Headline: Woman gives birth... (Below threshold)
Sharon:

Headline: Woman gives birth to the next Dalai Lama on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.

Who said the Hadron Collide... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Who said the Hadron Collider wouldn't cause any adverse effects?

Must...not...look...up...</... (Below threshold)
toddzilla:

Must...not...look...up...

Anglie Jolie decides to tes... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Anglie Jolie decides to test her new idea for motherhood by combining adoption and giving birth.

Still choking over #9 Rodne... (Below threshold)
epador:

Still choking over #9 Rodney. You gotta win for that one.

Somebody get me a radder!</... (Below threshold)
Ed:

Somebody get me a radder!

Dennis Kucinich and his cut... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Dennis Kucinich and his cute English wife posing on the steps of the Capitol

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vader06:

So THAT's what lipstick on a pig looks like....

Wow, the epidural helped. ... (Below threshold)
Joe:

Wow, the epidural helped. I didn't feel a thing.

THIS is what should have be... (Below threshold)
chsw:

THIS is what should have been the caption contest photo!

http://www.popsci.com/molika-ashford/article/2008-09/gaseous-state

chsw

Ariana Huffington and Al Fr... (Below threshold)
M:

Ariana Huffington and Al Franken - back together again.....

Pardon me. Is this seat ta... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

Pardon me. Is this seat taken?

Something on your mind?... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

Something on your mind?

Pingping is from inne... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

Pingping is from inner Mongolia, indeed!

Doing her best to ensure an... (Below threshold)
mongo:

Doing her best to ensure an Obama loss in November, and another run for herself in 2012, Hillary Clinton makes an authentic Obama Voodoo doll. In a moment of sheer exasperation she uses the biggest distraction she can muster to derail The Chosen One's chances, knowing how prone he is to such 'distractions'.

Dwarf (singing): "Sh... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Dwarf (singing):
"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."*

[*First line of the ZZ Top song Legs (Eliminator album)].

Having such a small brain, ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Having such a small brain, He Pingping couldn't understand why Svetlana moaned whenever he stood underneath her.

He Pingping: "From where I'... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

He Pingping: "From where I'm sitting, Svetlana is no blonde."

I am about to be the luckie... (Below threshold)

I am about to be the luckiest man in the world.

One heck of a cow lick the ... (Below threshold)
steamdragon:

One heck of a cow lick the little guy has.

Get that for me, will ya, D... (Below threshold)

Get that for me, will ya, Dierdre?

It was mis-reported that He... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

It was mis-reported that He Pingping is from inner Mongolia, when as clearly seen here he is from Labia Minor.

"I wanna to be a cowboy. A... (Below threshold)

"I wanna to be a cowboy. And you can be my cowgirl."

"Riding on the chuck wagon,... (Below threshold)

"Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes."

"I'm back...♪♪<... (Below threshold)

"I'm back...♪♪
I'm back in the saddle again. ♪♪"

The DNC was not happy with ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The DNC was not happy with their ad which graphically shows the gravitas of Barrack and Palin.

Sarah Palin - President Bu... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sarah Palin - President Bush went to the Chinese Olympics and all I got was this lousy gymnast.

Ice Cube Jr - Hate the gam... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Ice Cube Jr - Hate the game, not the player.

"Yeah, you're semi-hot and ... (Below threshold)
steve:

"Yeah, you're semi-hot and whatever, but, I'm Xiaoping's 'boy.' He and I weren't leg men, but if you kneel down, we can talk."

He Pingping and She Wong We... (Below threshold)
Spike:

He Pingping and She Wong Wegs.

Did He say that he was from... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Did He say that he was from Inner Thongolia, or Mongolia?

HePingPing attempts to brea... (Below threshold)

HePingPing attempts to break onto the American Idol scene with his new hit, "SheBangBang, SheBangBang."

POP!... (Below threshold)

POP!

HePingPing: "You right, thi... (Below threshold)

HePingPing: "You right, this so much better than giant wooden badger."

"So what do you want for Ch... (Below threshold)

"So what do you want for Christmas, little man?"
"Stilts!"

Wee He Pingpang and Wong Sh... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Wee He Pingpang and Wong She Poontang.

VP Candidate Biden at a mee... (Below threshold)
Spike:

VP Candidate Biden at a meet and greet: "Hey, Svetlana and He, it's great to meet both of you. Have either of you heard the one about the Amazon Ruskie Hooker who accidentally used a midget Chinaman as a tampon?"

"♬ Thank heaven, for taller... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"♬ Thank heaven, for taller girls! ♬"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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