Like hunting and carry guns? You must be a racist Jew-hater! (Wizbang)

Here's the snortworthy comments of the day, from the oh-so-honorable Alcee Hastings:

Rep. Alcee Hastings told an audience of Jewish Democrats Wednesday that they should be wary of Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin because "anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks."

"If Sarah Palin isn't enough of a reason for you to get over whatever your problem is with Barack Obama, then you damn well had better pay attention," Rep. Alcee Hastings of Florida said at a panel about the shared agenda of Jewish and African-American Democrats Wednesday. Hastings, who is African-American, was explaining what he intended to tell his Jewish constituents about the presidential race. "Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks. So, you just think this through," Hastings added as the room erupted in laughter and applause.

I like guns. I've never been hunting though, and certainly not for moose. Apparently, that means I hates the blacks and the Joooooos. Because, you know, anyone who hunts and carries guns must be a racist and an anti-Semite. Isn't that funny??

No?

Well, hey, at least everyone in the panel was laughing. They all thought it was hilarious. Now, if only they could just get those gosh-darned KKKonservatives to stop talking about race. Oh, wait! It's the Democrats who keep race-baiting! That's right. I almost forgot.

Almost. Good to know that Alcee Hastings puts blacks and Jews on the same level as a moose, though. Good. To. Know.

But hey, that's cool. At least we honkey racist gun-toting hunters can still bitterly cling to our guns and religion.

Best thing to come out of this statement? A commenter at CNN that supports Hastings' statement creating a new word: warmonglers. Just let that roll around on your tongue a few times. Warmonglers. Really makes you laugh, doesn't it?

Comments (12)

Last time I field dressed a... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 24, 2008 5:55 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Baron Von Ottomatic:

Last time I field dressed a moose I was surprised to see its entrails spell out the following message: The Jew is using the black as muscle against the whites.

Posted on September 24, 2008 17:55

"Anybody toting guns..."</p... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by LaMedusa | September 24, 2008 6:06 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

LaMedusa:

"Anybody toting guns..."

Girls With Guns

Posted on September 24, 2008 18:06

Comments like that from a c... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Piso Mojado | September 24, 2008 6:06 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Piso Mojado:

Comments like that from a corrupt racist like Alcee Hastings really don't do anything to help the children.

"Stripping moose?"... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by marc | September 24, 2008 6:16 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

marc:

"Stripping moose?"

Since when do moose wear clothes? And just how big would the pole be if they did do a strip routine?

I'm confused, not even the world's most famous moose wore clothes, just what kind of wilderness does this nutjob visit?

Posted on September 24, 2008 18:16

Well, you can't blame 'em..... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 24, 2008 6:32 PM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Son Of The Godfather:

Well, you can't blame 'em... Remove all talk of "race" from the campaign and what do the DUmmies have?

Dukakis
Mondale
Carter

If there were truly no racism, McCain wins in a landslide.
If Obama should win? Racism is alive and well.

That's right, I went there.

Posted on September 24, 2008 18:32

Alcee Hastings was never ac... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by GarandFan | September 24, 2008 6:48 PM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

GarandFan:

Alcee Hastings was never accused of having "class". But then, Hastings is black, so I guess that makes me a racist for calling him an asshole.

Posted on September 24, 2008 18:48

not quite -- here's a link ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Ira | September 24, 2008 7:57 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Ira:

not quite -- here's a link from Google that shows another genius used "warmonglers" on Aug 18.

http://antiisgood.wordpress.com/2008/08/17/israel-may-use-force-to-halt-boat-trying-to-break-gaza-siege/

But as the saying goes, birds of a feather are pretty stupid when they're leftists.

Posted on September 24, 2008 19:57

Speaking of Moose, 'cause I... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by marc | September 24, 2008 8:51 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Speaking of Moose, 'cause I was, for the first time in it's history the Humane Society has endorsed a political candidate.

Considering Palin's frezzer contains more than a few Moose Chops it no surprise they are pimping for ObamaMessiah.

Nitwits.

Posted on September 24, 2008 20:51

Marc, don't they know arugu... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Oyster | September 24, 2008 9:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Oyster:

Marc, don't they know arugula has feelings too?

Posted on September 24, 2008 21:01

The democrat party, ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Mark Ducharme | September 24, 2008 9:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Mark Ducharme

The democrat party, supporting racism and hate since it was started to maintain slavery.

Who watches television more than anyone? Blacks. That is THE single reason why the party that has actively sought their destruction (slavery / abortion mills all over "inner city" climes / successfully destroying the black family with gub'ment handouts / the naacp / hollywood / the "music" industry / etc. etc. forever..) is still seen as their saviour.

I honestly do not know what time in history parallels this cultural phenomenon. But seeing as how humanity is appologizing for, and essentially laying the ground work for, the next candidate to accomplish the complete genocide of the Jewish people, I guess they're not alone in their insane tendencies.

I understand that anti semitism exists, but at least that supposes a concern for ones self by the adherent. It's the whole self destructive part of blacks' loyalty to the left that I can't wrap my head around, even though I see it every day. (shrugs right before head explodes)

Posted on September 24, 2008 21:45

Allow me to read between th... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Elroy Jetson | September 25, 2008 1:37 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Elroy Jetson:

Allow me to read between the lines of the Alcee rant:
1) Florida Jews are flocking to McCain/Palin.
2) Florida African-Americans may not be polling well for Obama.
How else do you explain such an incoherent, irrational statement?