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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US Democratic presidential candidate Illinois Senator Barack Obama looks towards the crowd at a rally on October 8, at the Indiana State Fairgrounds in Indianapolis, Indiana. Obama slammed John McCain's 'risky' plan to buy up 300 billion dollars in bad mortgages Thursday, and warned his White House rival was offering 'erratic' leadership at a time of crisis. (AFP/File/Stan Honda)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


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Obama tries to find his ass... (Below threshold)

Obama tries to find his ass, with both hands... and his ass.

"I can't see William Ayers ... (Below threshold)

"I can't see William Ayers from here."

After teeing off, Mr. Obama... (Below threshold)

After teeing off, Mr. Obama looked for his drive down the middle, when he had actually hooked it left out of bounds.

Reporting for doodie.... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Reporting for doodie.

"Jees, I hope I can find so... (Below threshold)

"Jees, I hope I can find some change."

(looking at a charging McCa... (Below threshold)

(looking at a charging McCain-Palin duo on horseback)

"Who are those guys?"

(an homage to Paul Newman)

Obama doesn't wear a flag p... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Obama doesn't wear a flag pin, or put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem, but he does a fine Marxist salute.

"The Red States are coming!... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"The Red States are coming! The Red States are coming"!

Okay, okay, okay...I gotta ... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Okay, okay, okay...I gotta practice the commander-in-chief salute thingy...ahem...Hey guys, you know I thought about joining the army too...Awshit, wrong hand...As you were...Dammit, stupid salute.

I can see the future my chi... (Below threshold)
Zeero:

I can see the future my children. I can see the unending torment of those who refuse to believe in Me, your new Lord and Messiah, Barack Obama. The clingy backwaters who refuse to acknowledge the Prince of Hopechange will forever burn in the depths of hell.

"Your right Billy Ayers, a ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"Your right Billy Ayers, a bomb blast is really bright." ww

Where's the teleprompter? ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Where's the teleprompter?

Australian for palling with... (Below threshold)

Australian for palling with terrorists: "'Ayers, Mate."

Hey, you were right! You CA... (Below threshold)

Hey, you were right! You CAN see Sarah Palin's house from here!

I thought I told You to dim... (Below threshold)
Clay:

I thought I told You to dim the sun today. Sheesh. Do I have to do everything myself?

Obama starts to sing the ne... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama starts to sing the new National Anthem after he is elected.

O Say can you see
The messiah, that is me...

Hillary "Barrack is that a ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary "Barrack is that a salute or are you just glad to see me"

"I can see us kicking Hezbo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"I can see us kicking Hezbollah out of Lebanon from here Joe"

"I knew I shoulda taken tha... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"

"No. Back up some more Ayer... (Below threshold)

"No. Back up some more Ayers. You're still too close."

"If you squint your eyes li... (Below threshold)

"If you squint your eyes like this, it actually looks like I've done something."

That's a lot of water to wa... (Below threshold)

That's a lot of water to walk on. But I can do it."

I refuse to ask for directi... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

I refuse to ask for directions, the White House has to be close.

How far to the finish line?... (Below threshold)
PVD:

How far to the finish line? That's racist!

"Yup, I can see the ... (Below threshold)

"Yup, I can see the other side of the aisle."

Sir, you're supposed to sal... (Below threshold)

Sir, you're supposed to salute with your right hand.

"Shut up. I stopped saluting with my right hand after 9/11 because it became a "substitute for real patriotism."

If you look out there you j... (Below threshold)

If you look out there you just see the last bit of privately held capital disappearing over the horizon.

I could have swore I threw ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

I could have swore I threw those idiots under the bus but here they come.

"I'll have to hurry to catc... (Below threshold)

"I'll have to hurry to catch up to my followers."

I can see The Promised Land... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

I can see The Promised Land!

Can you hold the cue cards ... (Below threshold)
Ray H.:

Can you hold the cue cards up higher, I can't see them.

"The trouble with our liber... (Below threshold)
smitch:

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."

-Ronald Reagan

What lies behind us and lie... (Below threshold)

What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.

(-despairdotcom)

That's a lot of buses!... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

That's a lot of buses!

"Psssst! Obama! Yes, you'... (Below threshold)
jim2:

"Psssst! Obama! Yes, you're a leftist, but your supposed to salute the flag with your RIGHT hand!"

"Stop saying 'dee... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Stop saying 'deer in the headlights'!

This is my 'vision for America' pose!"

"Higher taxes, fealty to th... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"Higher taxes, fealty to the EU, accusations of racism whenever I'm criticized."

I liked Carnac the Magnificent a lot better when Carson played him.

"Have the oceans started to... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Have the oceans started to recede yet....?"

"Holy crap! It's Bill and ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Holy crap! It's Bill and Bernadette, and they've got a frigging bomb...!"

"Oh, I think I see and endo... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Oh, I think I see and endorsement from Minister Farakan coming, greeeeeeeeeeat.........."

I see dead people. Voting.... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I see dead people. Voting. For me. In record numbers. The ACORN doesn't fall far from the tree.

Damn. Palin's right..you ca... (Below threshold)
geoge:

Damn. Palin's right..you can see Russia from here.

Why is McCain getting all t... (Below threshold)

Why is McCain getting all the crowds? What happened to crowds for ME?

I can see the Socialist Sta... (Below threshold)

I can see the Socialist States of America from my house.

Obama: "I have vision, the... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I have vision, the rest of the world wears bifocals."

The Smirkdance Kid (OS): "You just keep thinking, 'Bama, that's what you're good at."

♬"Obumble-w... (Below threshold)


"Obumble-way Obumble-way Obumble-way Obumble-way"
"Promises mumbled, my facts I jumble
Your votes I'll seek tonight
teleprompter bungled, o'er words I stumble
lie and cheat as I like"
"Weeeeeeeee"

"Hey, what do you know -- I... (Below threshold)

"Hey, what do you know -- I am to the left of Karl Marx and Bertolt Brecht!"

"Dang. Even on a clear day,... (Below threshold)

"Dang. Even on a clear day, you can't see the edges of my self-regard."

"My chance of election ... ... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"My chance of election ... why is it receeding?"

"I know McCain's right behi... (Below threshold)
Joel:

"I know McCain's right behind me, but look up ahead and you'll see the MSM setting up another trap to spring on him."

Even with the help of his l... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Even with the help of his luminescent aura, Senator Obama looks in the mirror but still can't see who he really is....

" I guess you CAN still see... (Below threshold)
Fat Tone:

" I guess you CAN still see the burn marks that Bill put on the Pentagon.....whodathunk ? "

"It's quiet out there.....t... (Below threshold)
Bullwinkle:

"It's quiet out there.....too quiet."

Somewhere over the rainbo... (Below threshold)
mf:

Somewhere over the rainbow.

You know this is the 17th P... (Below threshold)
sshiell:

You know this is the 17th Pose. How many more statues of me are you people going to build?

Soros says: "Put your le... (Below threshold)

Soros says: "Put your left hand up to your forehead"

Now take it down

Oops...didn't say "Soros says"!!

Faced with the very real pr... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Faced with the very real prospect that he could actually be the next President of the United States, Obama begins the search for a clue....

"Avast me hearties! Ahead l... (Below threshold)

"Avast me hearties! Ahead lays socialistic treasures as yet unrealized!"

You know William (Ayers)... (Below threshold)
A Stoner:

You know William (Ayers), it is socialism that we have planted, and it goes out as far as i can see.

Can someone help me get thi... (Below threshold)
epador:

Can someone help me get this thumb out of my eye?

"And yay, so it was written... (Below threshold)

"And yay, so it was written, 'As the more the economy decended to the depths,so the more they shall flock to Yahway.' And lo, my little children, thus have I come to thee...bearing manna, and tax hikes, from Heaven."

This is no ordinary headach... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

This is no ordinary headache, this is an Ayers-cedrin headache.....

Behold! I can see the past... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Behold! I can see the past clearly!

My eyes are dim I cannot se... (Below threshold)
Greg:

My eyes are dim I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me

"I see it! Hurry! Before it... (Below threshold)

"I see it! Hurry! Before it gets away! We must retain my last shred of dignity!"

"Hey...is that McCain allll... (Below threshold)

"Hey...is that McCain allllll the way back there? Man, does he have some catching up to do!"

Hmmm, I was wrong. You can... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Hmmm, I was wrong. You can see Russia from Alaska. It's there, to the right of my campaign platform.

Not to be outdone by Govern... (Below threshold)

Not to be outdone by Governor Palin, Senator Obama illustrates how he can see Canada from reverend Wrights terrace.

"As president, I assure you... (Below threshold)

"As president, I assure you, I'll not only do as I say, but I will actually serve as spotter for our new 'Tax Folks Who Make Too Much Money' agency."

I can't see my foreign poli... (Below threshold)

I can't see my foreign policy from here.

Financial crisis? I have my best people working on it - Jim Johnson, Franklin Raines, and I'm sure Joe Biden knows a few people who can help sort this mess out.

Acorn? I don't see any trees.

McCain's so far back of me ... (Below threshold)

McCain's so far back of me in the polls, I can't see him from here.

Is Ayers thrown under the bus? Not as far as I can tell... yet.

Even the mention of Sara Pa... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Even the mention of Sara Palin makes my Klingon ridges itch.

Got credibility issues? ... (Below threshold)

Got credibility issues? You need --
CRED ON... apply directly to the forehead.
CRED ON... apply directly to the forehead.
CRED ON... apply directly to the forehead.

"A little more...a little m... (Below threshold)

"A little more...a little more...No, I'm sorry Bill, I can still see you."

Don't gaze me bro... (Below threshold)

Don't gaze me bro

Obama unsuccessfully looks ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama unsuccessfully looks for the truth of his political career.

"I hope Michelle gets back ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"I hope Michelle gets back soon with the family pants, I need to borrow them today..."

It's just water, I can walk... (Below threshold)
JAT:

It's just water, I can walk across it.

... Put your left elbow in ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

... Put your left elbow in and shake it all about.

I can see God from where I ... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

I can see God from where I stand.

Lost and truly clueless<br ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Lost and truly clueless

"I've had it about up to he... (Below threshold)
Jvarden:

"I've had it about up to hear with my own B.S."

Sorry, hear=here"I'v... (Below threshold)
jvarden:

Sorry, hear=here
"I've had it up to here with my own B.S."

"Maybe I can get my old job... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Maybe I can get my old job in Illinois back..."

I can see ACORN from my ho... (Below threshold)

I can see ACORN from my house!

Yes, yes, I can see all of ... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Yes, yes, I can see all of my overseas donors from here...thank you my good friend President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

Damn, Ayers and Acorn are g... (Below threshold)
ODA315:

Damn, Ayers and Acorn are gaining on me.

Hey you dolts, move that te... (Below threshold)
ODA315:

Hey you dolts, move that teleprompter a little closer.

Bill, Jeremiah, Jim, Tony, ... (Below threshold)
John Hansen:

Bill, Jeremiah, Jim, Tony, and Franklin, you guys are still too close. I can still see ya. Just keep going away. I'll invite ya back on November 5th.

"Look Michelle, Bill just b... (Below threshold)
JimK:

"Look Michelle, Bill just blew up the Collins' tool shed. This is not the Bill Ayers whose kids our kids never went to school with."

Watching his political care... (Below threshold)

Watching his political career drift away, after being endorsed by Farrakhan.

Senator McCain ... I'm look... (Below threshold)
SDW:

Senator McCain ... I'm looking at you. Why wont you look at me?

Hey Spike -The las... (Below threshold)
SDW:

Hey Spike -

The last two debates, Obama wore a flag pin, John McCain did NOT!

You Cons are pathetic. I can't wait to watch as Barack Obama is sworn in as the next President.
depp=true

"I like to teach the world ... (Below threshold)
M:

"I like to teach the world to sing - in perfect harm-mo-ney...."

BHO - "Let's see McCain do ... (Below threshold)
stower:

BHO - "Let's see McCain do this..."

Change you . . . wait! Com... (Below threshold)
starboardhelm:

Change you . . . wait! Come back people! Sarah Palin's not that good, is she?

I see the anti-war nuts, tr... (Below threshold)
Buckhunter:

I see the anti-war nuts, tree huggers, socialists, baby killers, and the vote for the first black president crowd....what happened to the I hate America group?

Is that the Mother Ship? C... (Below threshold)
starboardhelm:

Is that the Mother Ship? Crap! I'm not ready to be taken up yet.

I can see clearly now <br /... (Below threshold)

I can see clearly now
my brain is gone
The media puts no obstacles
in my way
Gone are the "racist" fools
that called me blind
I'm gonna be a bright, bright
Lightbuilder Man!

Suit to Obama: "Obama. Ba... (Below threshold)
LaMMedusa:

Suit to Obama: "Obama. Barack Hussein Obama. Don't you have a country to globalize?"

"Hey Joe! That pile of Bull... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

"Hey Joe! That pile of Bullshit we've been finging is getting really big. You think anyone in the main stream media will notice or care?"

Barack watches fondly as th... (Below threshold)
LaMMedusa:

Barack watches fondly as the Empty Suit flies off to its next candidate.

In response to John McCain'... (Below threshold)
retired military:

In response to John McCain's allegations that he has not reached across the aisle Obama shows that he does indeed have a right side.

Obama checks the adjustment... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama checks the adjustment of his head after having just pulled it out of his ass.

Ummm... sorry... ummm... be... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ummm... sorry... ummm... bear with me... ummm... wait a minute... ummm... there's so much glare I can't read the teleprompter.

Look boys and girls. This i... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Look boys and girls. This is how I want to be saluted when you join the Obama Youth.

Hey Moses! I can see your ... (Below threshold)
Rick Anderson:

Hey Moses! I can see your house from here.

I said, "look LIKE a modera... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

I said, "look LIKE a moderate to the crowd" not "look FOR a moderate in the crowd".

"Hey Spanky! Alfalfa! Over ... (Below threshold)

"Hey Spanky! Alfalfa! Over here! It's ME - The Messiah!"

Meanwhile,at "The Ones" las... (Below threshold)

Meanwhile,at "The Ones" last supper.."Me dammit, where's Judas with the pizza?!"

"I say my people,is there a... (Below threshold)

"I say my people,is there a leper in the house? I needs to get my heal on!"

ANNOUNCER: "Oh, Great Barn... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

ANNOUNCER: "Oh, Great Barnack, divine this answer: Wright, Rezco and Ayers."

GREAT BARNACK: "Name a hater, aider, and a traitor."


"Look out yonder y'all, it'... (Below threshold)

"Look out yonder y'all, it's a woman an' she done fainted at the site a me! Can I get a witness !?!"

Er, excuse me Captain Obama... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Er, excuse me Captain Obama of the Good Ship Hope, I can explain your confusion. You are looking astern.

And yea, verily, the dead <... (Below threshold)
Clay:

And yea, verily, the dead shall rise, at least long enough to vote.

Yes Sir! Mr. President. Er ... (Below threshold)
Nick:

Yes Sir! Mr. President. Er um-ah, Da Tovarich!

Where did you say they put ... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Where did you say they put the teleprompter?

(somebody must have used this, but I haven't read them yet)

Hey, she's right. I can see... (Below threshold)
Max:

Hey, she's right. I can see Russia

The Haditha as re-written f... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

The Haditha as re-written for Barry O:

"Everything will be on our side and against - Republicans on [Election
Day]; at that time, even the stones and the trees will speak,
with or without words, and say: 'Oh servant of ACORN, oh
Hallowed Community Organizer, there's a PUMA behind me, come and kill her."

Photo is of Obama looking for the PUMA's

President Urkel looking for... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

President Urkel looking for his accordian. He shouldn't have listened to his fluffers, who said that these new contact lens's would work way better than the Coke-bottle-bottoms.

E.T. knows he should phone ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

E.T. knows he should phone home, but he isn't sure which way.

Jeebus, is that my bro' Geo... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Jeebus, is that my bro' George looking for another quarter? I only said on national TV that I am my brother's keeper, but that's not the type of change a brutha' should believe in.

"Nope.No 'America the Beaut... (Below threshold)

"Nope.No 'America the Beautiful'.All I can see is some stupid purple mountains majesty."

Da Plane! Da Plane!... (Below threshold)
Jim Jernigan:

Da Plane! Da Plane!

I see socialism coming!... (Below threshold)
azref:

I see socialism coming!

Anybody seen my old friend ... (Below threshold)
GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET:

Anybody seen my old friend bill ayers?
Can you tell me where he's gone?

And after He looked out on ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

And after He looked out on the multitudes, He began to teach them, saying, Blessed are the protesters, for they shall be entitled to sub-prime mortgages.

The Book of the Acts of Community Reinvestment, Chapter 11

It's a bird! It's my plane... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

It's a bird! It's my plane! It smells like crap!

If they keep shining that l... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

If they keep shining that light, people will see through me!

Where's my flag pin? I've ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Where's my flag pin? I've got a debate coming up.

Well I unsnapped his skull ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Well I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears I saw
a gap but figured he'd be all right

He was just blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
But Obama said that's where the fun is

On a clear disk, you... (Below threshold)


On a clear disk, you can seek forever

Proof that familiarity real... (Below threshold)

Proof that familiarity really does breed contempt

....Channeling Cleavon Litt... (Below threshold)
Boots:

....Channeling Cleavon Little...........

Obama watches a Palin crash... (Below threshold)
Cockroach:

Obama watches a Palin crash.

Is that McCain in the dista... (Below threshold)
Cockroach:

Is that McCain in the distance? He's so far behind I can barely see him.

Hillary? Are you out there... (Below threshold)
gingerguy:

Hillary? Are you out there? I need you? Hillary?!?

"I See A Bad McMoon Arising... (Below threshold)

"I See A Bad McMoon Arising."

"The Fat Lady Is Getting Cl... (Below threshold)

"The Fat Lady Is Getting Closer."

"Looking For The Next Cheap... (Below threshold)

"Looking For The Next Cheap Shot."

As we enter the final innin... (Below threshold)
guido:

As we enter the final inning of a very close game, coach Obama tries to manufacture runs by giving ACORN the steal sign.

Well, there goes my integri... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Well, there goes my integrity...

Keep looking Obama the trut... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Keep looking Obama the truth is out there somewhere.

My voting record is not tha... (Below threshold)
retired military:

My voting record is not that far left. Why just look to my right it is Bernie Sanders, the only Socialist in the Senate.

Obama looks in the crowd fo... (Below threshold)
Bill Ayers:

Obama looks in the crowd for Cockroach as its time for the O's daily ball-washing

Obama is looking for the ... (Below threshold)
MF:

Obama is looking for the Change he promised.

"How deep is the BS gonna g... (Below threshold)
SATerp:

"How deep is the BS gonna get under my administration? About up to here."

Tony, ain't we friends no m... (Below threshold)
Jer:

Tony, ain't we friends no more?

Hey staff, good job...the m... (Below threshold)
Lisa:

Hey staff, good job...the manipulation of the media is holding back that on coming train. We have just 24 more days to keep my identity secret.

Gilligan, we'll be out of h... (Below threshold)
Lisa:

Gilligan, we'll be out of here soon.

I can see Bill Ayers, Tony ... (Below threshold)
lisa:

I can see Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko and Louis Farrakhan from my house. They are just guys in my neighborhood.

"Hey, keep that birth certi... (Below threshold)
Lisa:

"Hey, keep that birth certificate hidden"

"Is Palin is really drawing... (Below threshold)
Lisa:

"Is Palin is really drawing bigger crowds than me?"

Mah halo, its extra bright ... (Below threshold)
D-lo:

Mah halo, its extra bright today!

On his recent trip to the M... (Below threshold)
biscuiteater:

On his recent trip to the Middle East, Presidential Candidate Barack Obama salutes Iranian Revolutionary Guard soldiers as they parade in his honor.

I see dead people. And the... (Below threshold)
Napo:

I see dead people. And they're all voting for me!

Run Forrest, Run... (Below threshold)

Run Forrest, Run

Pull my finger, Joe.... (Below threshold)

Pull my finger, Joe.

So, Joe, you got those shot... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

So, Joe, you got those shots right up here?

"On any Monday" makes it to... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

"On any Monday" makes it to the blogosphere!

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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