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Comments (135)

Ok who's the joker, you kno... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

Ok who's the joker, you know I ordered the one that says President Obama. mpw

M-I-C, see you really soon.... (Below threshold)

M-I-C, see you really soon.
K-E-Y. Why? Because the media loves me!
M-O-U-S-E.

Honorary member of the M... (Below threshold)

Honorary member of the Mouseketears

Obama's the only candidate ... (Below threshold)

Obama's the only candidate who has smaller ears with the hat on.

"I'd rather be a Tigger."</... (Below threshold)

"I'd rather be a Tigger."

Uh, can we return this lame... (Below threshold)
Dos:

Uh, can we return this lame cap? It's indicative of the type of problems we have in America, wasteful spending. Besides, I could spread it around or I could put it to that party I got coming up.

"Hello boys and girls, welc... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"Hello boys and girls, welcome to my Magic Kingdom."

Obama looks more like Goofy... (Below threshold)

Obama looks more like Goofy to me.

P-A-Y, collecting real soon... (Below threshold)

P-A-Y, collecting real soon.
M-O-R. Why? Because I need it!
T-A-X-E-S.

Obama (thinking): 'Hmmm.... (Below threshold)

Obama (thinking): 'Hmmm.... looks suspiciously like a tank helmet.'

Today little Mouseketeers, ... (Below threshold)

Today little Mouseketeers, we're going to take your allowance and give it to those children who don't have allowances.

Especially, if they look like me.

It's called "fairness".

This must belong to ... (Below threshold)
Larry:


This must belong to one of my registered voters.

Or

Where's Alfred E., I know he is voting for me.

I think maybe Fred Thompson... (Below threshold)

I think maybe Fred Thompson was right about the hats.

"Hey, do you think my head ... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"Hey, do you think my head makes these mouse ears look small?"

And I have many mainstream ... (Below threshold)

And I have many mainstream Republican supporters, too. Just this morning, I was endorsed by Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse, both of whom said they would vote for me one hundred and six times.

Every so often, Obama comes... (Below threshold)

Every so often, Obama comes home to FantasyLand to recharge the old batteries.

Obama came out for the open... (Below threshold)

Obama came out for the opening to KarlMarxLand, where admission is free for 90% of park visitors.

Oh! Before you leave, would... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Oh! Before you leave, would you take this Goofy mask to Senator Biden?

Come one now... I already h... (Below threshold)
GaryL:

Come one now... I already have a pair of these... and they're permanently attached!

Obama made an unplanned sto... (Below threshold)
smitch:

Obama made an unplanned stop at the Magic Kingdom today to celebrate the success of ACORN's voter registration drive there. All pachyderms, canines, ducks, mermaids, midgets, evil stepmothers, and rodents at the park have registered to vote for Obama. Special recognition was given to those who registered multiple times. Obama was given mouse ears with his name on them because of fears he would be mistaken for Dumbo.

They wouldn't give John McC... (Below threshold)

They wouldn't give John McCain a hat this color would they?
And it should read "Senator Government."

Friends, voters, Countrymen... (Below threshold)
Allium:

Friends, voters, Countrymen lend me your ears...

"If I put this on may it'll... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

"If I put this on may it'll make my ears look smaller."

If the hat fits...... (Below threshold)
Eric:

If the hat fits...

"I hope the voters don't ge... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

"I hope the voters don't get any smart idea's about my policies being Mickey Mouse if I wear this."

"...Oh, and General Patraeu... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"...Oh, and General Patraeus, I do have one military uniform change requirement."

Who is the leader of the gl... (Below threshold)
JamesT Author Profile Page:

Who is the leader of the glorious heroic peoples movement for destroying the rotten order of exploitation and misery of the worker by the American imperialists running-dog lackeys of the capitalist bourgeoisie, and constructing the new socialist order made for you and me comrade?

After so many years of havi... (Below threshold)
Rich:

After so many years of having anything incompetent or shoddy named after him, Mickey Mouse was finally able to hand the title over to Obama.

Boy, these new truth-in-adv... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Boy, these new truth-in-advertising laws are tough.

Mickey Obama: I want to div... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Mickey Obama: I want to divorce Minnie Obama.

Rev. Jeremiah Duck: Why's that Mickey?

Mickey Obama: Because she's fucking Goofy.

Obama refuses to wear the m... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama refuses to wear the mouse ears because they're just a substitute for real love of Disney.

The gift shop must have bee... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The gift shop must have been sold out of the Comrade Obama version.

"Because there was not enou... (Below threshold)

"Because there was not enough room on it for 'Senator Government', that's why."

Mickey Mouse and I just hap... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Mickey Mouse and I just happened to live in the same neighborhood. There is no connection.

You'll wish someone would f... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You'll wish someone would feed you an enchanted apple if that clown is elected.

I am NOT a "Mickey Mouse" c... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

I am NOT a "Mickey Mouse" candid... GODDAMNIT!

Obama is the mouseiah.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama is the mouseiah.

This must belong to Mr. Mic... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

This must belong to Mr. Mickey Mouse in Tampa, FL. Please forward to ACORN along with my 830K for GOTV. Thanks!

I tried to buy a pair onlin... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I tried to buy a pair online, but my order was rejected because the name and zip code I entered didn't match my credit card info. Suckers.

Obama is the mouse... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:
Obama is the mouseiah.
Excellent
How Putin views Obama.... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

How Putin views Obama.

Senator Obama: How does it ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Senator Obama: How does it feel knowing that you may very well be the first animated president?

Can I get a Che Guevara T-s... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Can I get a Che Guevara T-shirt instead?

"I will be wearing this com... (Below threshold)
fg:

"I will be wearing this come November 5th"

"This will the the official... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"This will the the official hat of my administration." ww

"Well, thanks little Billy.... (Below threshold)
Steve Schippert:

"Well, thanks little Billy. That was nice of you. But "Senator" is not what I asked for, was it?"

This hat is uh..cool but, t... (Below threshold)
MPR:

This hat is uh..cool but, that last corn dog is killing me."

The campaign got a huge don... (Below threshold)
msv:

The campaign got a huge donation from Mickey Mouse, and all I got is this lousy hat.

I always thought he bore a ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I always thought he bore a more striking resemblance to Slowpoke Rodríguez.

Oh...funny...another ear jo... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Oh...funny...another ear joke! Ha ha...racist!

Are you sure wearing this w... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Are you sure wearing this will get me the Jewish vote?

Proof that registrations su... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Proof that registrations submitted by ACORN are valid!!!

"I will not stoop to negati... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"I will not stoop to negative campaigning, I'll show John who is the Big-ear man."

The Ear Apparent to the Lib... (Below threshold)

The Ear Apparent to the Liberal Dream.

Oh, come on Senator. Say "... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Oh, come on Senator. Say "Cheese".

Repubs Of ... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Repubs Of Unusual Size? I don't beleef dey exist.

Verrrrrrrrry Funny. Don't ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Verrrrrrrrry Funny. Don't make me open a can of "Spreadin' it arounn" on yo ass.....

"Reminds me of my nose cand... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"Reminds me of my nose candy days, one night
I could swear the room was full of dancing brooms...."

I say every Democrat voter ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I say every Democrat voter should get one vote per ear.

"I look different than thos... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"I look different than those presidents on those dollar bills....Level with me, do you think it is the hat?"

"Thank-you Senator McCain, ... (Below threshold)

"Thank-you Senator McCain, for sending this wonderful gift. And no, I don't think I'll be putting it on just for fun."

"If the hat doesn't fit, yo... (Below threshold)

"If the hat doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

Can't seem to remember...</... (Below threshold)
pilgrim1949:

Can't seem to remember...

Mickey's already registered to vote (lost track of how many times), but is Minnie registered, too? Mustn't miss her vote(s)...

Someone said The Big Rat wa... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Someone said The Big Rat was a Republican! Black Republican? yeah. right.

Who would have guessed that... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Who would have guessed that Mickey would endorse Obama?

Emperor Obama recently rece... (Below threshold)
mongo:

Emperor Obama recently received his hat that will perfectly match his new clothes.

Very funny! Do you guys kno... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Very funny! Do you guys know who you're f**king with?

Announcer: Senator Obama, ... (Below threshold)

Announcer: Senator Obama, you've just won the presidency. What are you going to do next?

Bambi: I'm going to DISNEYLAND

I just wanted to come down ... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

I just wanted to come down to thank all the small donors to my campaign from this address in Lake Buena Vista, Fl. There's Cindy Rella, Mr. & Mrs. Michael Mouse, Goofy and Pluto Disney, Snow White, Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, Doc, Dopey, Bashful, Sleepy, Mr. & Mrs. Donald Duck, Huey, Louie, and Dewey Duck, Scrooge McDuck....

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Disne... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Disney announced the re-release of its animated movie classic -- Obambi

Yeah, I went to DisneyWorld... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Yeah, I went to DisneyWorld, and I visited all 9 or 10 of Snow whites dwarves.

Micky Mouse economies for M... (Below threshold)
Erick:

Micky Mouse economies for Mickey Mouse minds.

At Obama's concession speec... (Below threshold)
retired military:

At Obama's concession speech Senator Obama thanks John McCain for the nice gift he received from him.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice o... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

The Sorcerer's Apprentice or the Apprentice Sorcerer?

"Hey this hat is empty! The... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

"Hey this hat is empty! Then again, so's my suit."

"Well, you got the ears rig... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Well, you got the ears right! But, It should read "President Obama"."

That's a really inaccurate ... (Below threshold)
Pat Meebles:

That's a really inaccurate replica. Obama's ears are way bigger.

"My platform"... (Below threshold)
M:

"My platform"

Awww...shucks...All I got f... (Below threshold)
Lisa:

Awww...shucks...All I got from disney are these mickey ears. What I want is more of their hard earn cash...after all they make more than $250,000 a year.

Obama: "What? I don't get t... (Below threshold)
JimK:

Obama: "What? I don't get the joke."
Aide: "The ears, sir."
Obama: "I still don't see it. Why is this funny?"

In hard time such as this I... (Below threshold)

In hard time such as this I rely on my mouselim faith.

"My economic plan in a nuts... (Below threshold)

"My economic plan in a nutshell."

The love child of Steve Urk... (Below threshold)

The love child of Steve Urkel and Alfred E. Neuman?

"Aw, look at the nice gift ... (Below threshold)

"Aw, look at the nice gift I got from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad during our first negotiating session..."

. . . and that is how it c... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

. . . and that is how it changed to "the crappiest place on Earth".

Alright grift-a-teers...let... (Below threshold)
JR:

Alright grift-a-teers...let's sing the song...'REDUNDANCY'...Ready?

"R-E-Dddd...Defund the radio of the Right...U-N-Dddd...Depression unless I'm elected...A-N-C-& Yyyy...Why?...because I said so you racists..."

"Since a campaign advisor u... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Since a campaign advisor used Winnie the Pooh to illustrate my military policy, I might as well use Mickey Mouse to help formulate my economic policy."

The first rule of Mousekete... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

The first rule of Mouseketeer Club is - you do not talk about Mouseketeer Club. The second rule of Mouseketeer Club is - you DO NOT talk about Mouseketeer Club.

"I'll be sure to put my fla... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

"I'll be sure to put my flag pin on this crappy hat when the elections over."

Get Lorne Michaels on the p... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Get Lorne Michaels on the phone now! He promised me that he would keep making fun of Sarah Palin until the election was over!

The suspicions are increasi... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

The suspicions are increasing that Barack Obama is truly a devout Mouselim

"I just can't let that Mick... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"I just can't let that Mickey Mouse voting bloc slip away, so I have to wear this funny hat!"

Mousedango... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Mousedango

Obama - "The ears aren't th... (Below threshold)

Obama - "The ears aren't the only thing that Mickey Mouse and I have in common. Have you ever seen the tail between my legs?"

"Finally, a symbol of my pu... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Finally, a symbol of my public service which is both accurate and reminds America of the suppressed vote of the fictional public.

"I will not rest until every cartoon, TV, and movie character has their vote counted."

"Isn't the United States a ... (Below threshold)
PC14:

"Isn't the United States a wonderful place? Pretty soon I'll have my own Magic Kingdom."

"They wrote the wrong name ... (Below threshold)
Mike G in Corvallis:

"They wrote the wrong name on the hat! It was supposed to say 'American Public'" ...

Obama refusing to wear the ... (Below threshold)
Matt:

Obama refusing to wear the mouse ears because it makes him look more like a chimp instead.

"Well, if I'm not elected, ... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Well, if I'm not elected, Soros promised me ownership of Disneyworld, and complete control of the Magic Kingdom."

Okay, I'm ready. Where's th... (Below threshold)
Ken Hahn:

Okay, I'm ready. Where's this synagogue?

Disneyland . . . Congress .... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Disneyland . . . Congress . . . What's the difference?

"On His Way To The Magic Ki... (Below threshold)

"On His Way To The Magic Kingdom"
.... 1600 Pennsylvania Ave....

Obama: "Looks like someone ... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Looks like someone forgot to drink their Kool-Aid"

"And with my tax rebate, ev... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

"And with my tax rebate, every American will be able to buy one of these."

"I guess the big rat's not ... (Below threshold)
lowmal:

"I guess the big rat's not a Republican.."

Senator Obama proudly displ... (Below threshold)

Senator Obama proudly displays his new (and smaller) ears.

"...I think I asked for it ... (Below threshold)
Joel:

"...I think I asked for it to read 'Savior Obama.'"

Aloud: "What a wonderful, t... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Aloud: "What a wonderful, thoughtful gift!"

Aside: "Make sure that person is sent to the re-education camps after I'm sworn in."

"What? Won't this pass for... (Below threshold)
Joel:

"What? Won't this pass for ID so I can vote in Cleveland?"

Pull my ears, please.... (Below threshold)

Pull my ears, please.

See, my ears used to be muc... (Below threshold)
JV:

See, my ears used to be much smaller.

There's not a lot between t... (Below threshold)
JV:

There's not a lot between these ears.

Senator Obama graduates fro... (Below threshold)
JV:

Senator Obama graduates from dunce cap to mouse ears.

My vision? A magic kingdom ... (Below threshold)
JV:

My vision? A magic kingdom where everyone wishes upon a star. Oh, and I'm the star.

I will spread the wealth ar... (Below threshold)
JV:

I will spread the wealth around... beginning with the pensions of all Disney execs. And thanks for the hat, guys!

As his ears get smaller, hi... (Below threshold)
JV:

As his ears get smaller, his nose gets longer!

What's the difference betwe... (Below threshold)
Milo:

What's the difference between a rat and a mouse? Marketing.

Nice work, Karl Rove, but I... (Below threshold)

Nice work, Karl Rove, but I can see this is just a cleverly altered yarmulke!

Obamalot: Richard Gere tol... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Obamalot: Richard Gere told me that, if I wore this hat and a tail, he would get a warm tingle up his leg, and I might get beyond.

DemocRAT... (Below threshold)
hpb:

DemocRAT

I will not wear it. It's s... (Below threshold)
Steve B.:

I will not wear it. It's supposed to say "President Obama".

Senator Obama insisted that... (Below threshold)

Senator Obama insisted that while he did sit down with Mickey Mouse without preconditions, there were preparations before the meeting.

Maybe this stupid hat will ... (Below threshold)
MPR:

Maybe this stupid hat will distract them from..oops..oh man, I got to break wind.

Joe Biden - "Oh, God love y... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

Joe Biden - "Oh, God love you. What am I talking about ? You already took the mouse ears off".

"What am I going to do if I... (Below threshold)

"What am I going to do if I win the Presidency? I'm going to CommieLand!"

all of you need these so yo... (Below threshold)
dave:

all of you need these so you cannot hear the republican lies from mccain. and you will continue to wear these so my secret acorn ayers wright propaganda will be heard by all of you.and get off the internet. You are now under my secret power....

After a long and difficult ... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

After a long and difficult search, Barack finally found something he was qualified to do.

Who you callin' a black rat... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Who you callin' a black rat!

Mickey Mouse... don't be ri... (Below threshold)
Theresa Wilson:

Mickey Mouse... don't be ridiculous- don't they know that I am really Topogigio and George Soros is my puppet master.

Louse or Mouse?</b... (Below threshold)
Louse or Mouse?
Sorry kids, I tried to give... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Sorry kids, I tried to give up the habit, but I still smoke a mouse or two a day.

oyu know, the senate is ful... (Below threshold)
peter king:

oyu know, the senate is full of these already...

you know, the senate is ful... (Below threshold)
peter king:

you know, the senate is full of these already...

I don't give a rat's ass.</... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

I don't give a rat's ass.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed. A new edition will debut Friday morning.




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