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Comments (135)
Ok who's the joker, you kno... (Below threshold)1. Posted by mpw280 | October 24, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Ok who's the joker, you know I ordered the one that says President Obama. mpw
1. Posted by mpw280 | October 24, 2008 7:29 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:29
2. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
M-I-C, see you really soon.
K-E-Y. Why? Because the media loves me!
M-O-U-S-E.
2. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:34 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:34
3. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Honorary member of the Mouseketears
3. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:36
4. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Obama's the only candidate who has smaller ears with the hat on.
4. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:36 AM |
Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:36
5. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'd rather be a Tigger."
5. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:37
6. Posted by Dos | October 24, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Uh, can we return this lame cap? It's indicative of the type of problems we have in America, wasteful spending. Besides, I could spread it around or I could put it to that party I got coming up.
6. Posted by Dos | October 24, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:38
7. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
"Hello boys and girls, welcome to my Magic Kingdom."
7. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:39 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:39
8. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obama looks more like Goofy to me.
8. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:42
9. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
P-A-Y, collecting real soon.
M-O-R. Why? Because I need it!
T-A-X-E-S.
9. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:42
10. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama (thinking): 'Hmmm.... looks suspiciously like a tank helmet.'
10. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:43
11. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Today little Mouseketeers, we're going to take your allowance and give it to those children who don't have allowances.
Especially, if they look like me.
It's called "fairness".
11. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:44
12. Posted by Larry | October 24, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This must belong to one of my registered voters.
Or
Where's Alfred E., I know he is voting for me.
12. Posted by Larry | October 24, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:45
13. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 24, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I think maybe Fred Thompson was right about the hats.
13. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 24, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:47
14. Posted by DaveD | October 24, 2008 7:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Hey, do you think my head makes these mouse ears look small?"
14. Posted by DaveD | October 24, 2008 7:47 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:47
15. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 24, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
And I have many mainstream Republican supporters, too. Just this morning, I was endorsed by Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse, both of whom said they would vote for me one hundred and six times.
15. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 24, 2008 7:48 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:48
16. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Every so often, Obama comes home to FantasyLand to recharge the old batteries.
16. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 07:49
17. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama came out for the opening to KarlMarxLand, where admission is free for 90% of park visitors.
17. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:00
18. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh! Before you leave, would you take this Goofy mask to Senator Biden?
18. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2008 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:02
19. Posted by GaryL | October 24, 2008 8:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Come one now... I already have a pair of these... and they're permanently attached!
19. Posted by GaryL | October 24, 2008 8:09 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:09
20. Posted by smitch | October 24, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Obama made an unplanned stop at the Magic Kingdom today to celebrate the success of ACORN's voter registration drive there. All pachyderms, canines, ducks, mermaids, midgets, evil stepmothers, and rodents at the park have registered to vote for Obama. Special recognition was given to those who registered multiple times. Obama was given mouse ears with his name on them because of fears he would be mistaken for Dumbo.
20. Posted by smitch | October 24, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:16
21. Posted by BlogDog | October 24, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
They wouldn't give John McCain a hat this color would they?
And it should read "Senator Government."
21. Posted by BlogDog | October 24, 2008 8:29 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:29
22. Posted by Allium | October 24, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Friends, voters, Countrymen lend me your ears...
22. Posted by Allium | October 24, 2008 8:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:30
23. Posted by Gmac | October 24, 2008 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"If I put this on may it'll make my ears look smaller."
23. Posted by Gmac | October 24, 2008 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:33
24. Posted by Eric | October 24, 2008 8:34 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
If the hat fits...
24. Posted by Eric | October 24, 2008 8:34 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:34
25. Posted by Gmac | October 24, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I hope the voters don't get any smart idea's about my policies being Mickey Mouse if I wear this."
25. Posted by Gmac | October 24, 2008 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:35
26. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"...Oh, and General Patraeus, I do have one military uniform change requirement."
26. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:38
27. Posted by JamesT
| October 24, 2008 8:39 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Who is the leader of the glorious heroic peoples movement for destroying the rotten order of exploitation and misery of the worker by the American imperialists running-dog lackeys of the capitalist bourgeoisie, and constructing the new socialist order made for you and me comrade?
27. Posted by JamesT
| October 24, 2008 8:39 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:39
28. Posted by Rich | October 24, 2008 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
After so many years of having anything incompetent or shoddy named after him, Mickey Mouse was finally able to hand the title over to Obama.
28. Posted by Rich | October 24, 2008 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:48
29. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 24, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Boy, these new truth-in-advertising laws are tough.
29. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 24, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:50
30. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 24, 2008 8:59 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mickey Obama: I want to divorce Minnie Obama.
Rev. Jeremiah Duck: Why's that Mickey?
Mickey Obama: Because she's fucking Goofy.
30. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 24, 2008 8:59 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 08:59
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 24, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama refuses to wear the mouse ears because they're just a substitute for real love of Disney.
31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 24, 2008 9:11 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:11
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 24, 2008 9:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The gift shop must have been sold out of the Comrade Obama version.
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 24, 2008 9:13 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:13
33. Posted by OregonMuse | October 24, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Because there was not enough room on it for 'Senator Government', that's why."
33. Posted by OregonMuse | October 24, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:15
34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 9:15 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Mickey Mouse and I just happened to live in the same neighborhood. There is no connection.
34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 9:15 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:15
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 24, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You'll wish someone would feed you an enchanted apple if that clown is elected.
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 24, 2008 9:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:17
36. Posted by brainy435 | October 24, 2008 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I am NOT a "Mickey Mouse" candid... GODDAMNIT!
36. Posted by brainy435 | October 24, 2008 9:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:17
37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 9:18 AM | Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
Obama is the mouseiah.
37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 9:18 AM |
Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:18
38. Posted by CDR M | October 24, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This must belong to Mr. Mickey Mouse in Tampa, FL. Please forward to ACORN along with my 830K for GOTV. Thanks!
38. Posted by CDR M | October 24, 2008 9:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:19
39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 24, 2008 9:21 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I tried to buy a pair online, but my order was rejected because the name and zip code I entered didn't match my credit card info. Suckers.
39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 24, 2008 9:21 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:21
40. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
40. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:22
41. Posted by _Mike_ | October 24, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
How Putin views Obama.
41. Posted by _Mike_ | October 24, 2008 9:23 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:23
42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Obama: How does it feel knowing that you may very well be the first animated president?
42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 9:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:23
43. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Can I get a Che Guevara T-shirt instead?
43. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2008 9:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:31
44. Posted by fg | October 24, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I will be wearing this come November 5th"
44. Posted by fg | October 24, 2008 9:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:32
45. Posted by WildWillie | October 24, 2008 9:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"This will the the official hat of my administration." ww
45. Posted by WildWillie | October 24, 2008 9:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:35
46. Posted by Steve Schippert | October 24, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Well, thanks little Billy. That was nice of you. But "Senator" is not what I asked for, was it?"
46. Posted by Steve Schippert | October 24, 2008 9:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:40
47. Posted by MPR | October 24, 2008 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This hat is uh..cool but, that last corn dog is killing me."
47. Posted by MPR | October 24, 2008 9:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:41
48. Posted by msv | October 24, 2008 9:50 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The campaign got a huge donation from Mickey Mouse, and all I got is this lousy hat.
48. Posted by msv | October 24, 2008 9:50 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:50
49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 9:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I always thought he bore a more striking resemblance to Slowpoke Rodríguez.
49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 9:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:51
50. Posted by FormerHostage | October 24, 2008 9:54 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Oh...funny...another ear joke! Ha ha...racist!
50. Posted by FormerHostage | October 24, 2008 9:54 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:54
51. Posted by IowaRight | October 24, 2008 9:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Are you sure wearing this will get me the Jewish vote?
51. Posted by IowaRight | October 24, 2008 9:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:55
52. Posted by FormerHostage | October 24, 2008 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Proof that registrations submitted by ACORN are valid!!!
52. Posted by FormerHostage | October 24, 2008 9:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:56
53. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"I will not stoop to negative campaigning, I'll show John who is the Big-ear man."
53. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 9:58 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:58
54. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 9:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The Ear Apparent to the Liberal Dream.
54. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 9:59 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 09:59
55. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2008 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, come on Senator. Say "Cheese".
55. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2008 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:00
56. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 24, 2008 10:01 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Repubs Of Unusual Size? I don't beleef dey exist.
56. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 24, 2008 10:01 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:01
57. Posted by IowaRight | October 24, 2008 10:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Verrrrrrrrry Funny. Don't make me open a can of "Spreadin' it arounn" on yo ass.....
57. Posted by IowaRight | October 24, 2008 10:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:04
58. Posted by IowaRight | October 24, 2008 10:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Reminds me of my nose candy days, one night
I could swear the room was full of dancing brooms...."
58. Posted by IowaRight | October 24, 2008 10:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:09
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 10:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I say every Democrat voter should get one vote per ear.
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2008 10:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:12
60. Posted by IowaRight | October 24, 2008 10:14 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I look different than those presidents on those dollar bills....Level with me, do you think it is the hat?"
60. Posted by IowaRight | October 24, 2008 10:14 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:14
61. Posted by Tom Blogical
| October 24, 2008 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank-you Senator McCain, for sending this wonderful gift. And no, I don't think I'll be putting it on just for fun."
61. Posted by Tom Blogical
| October 24, 2008 10:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:44
62. Posted by Tom Blogical
| October 24, 2008 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If the hat doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
62. Posted by Tom Blogical
| October 24, 2008 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:45
63. Posted by pilgrim1949 | October 24, 2008 10:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Can't seem to remember...
Mickey's already registered to vote (lost track of how many times), but is Minnie registered, too? Mustn't miss her vote(s)...
63. Posted by pilgrim1949 | October 24, 2008 10:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:47
64. Posted by twolaneflash | October 24, 2008 10:49 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Someone said The Big Rat was a Republican! Black Republican? yeah. right.
64. Posted by twolaneflash | October 24, 2008 10:49 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:49
65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 24, 2008 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who would have guessed that Mickey would endorse Obama?
65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 24, 2008 10:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:55
66. Posted by mongo | October 24, 2008 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Emperor Obama recently received his hat that will perfectly match his new clothes.
66. Posted by mongo | October 24, 2008 10:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 10:57
67. Posted by BluesHarper | October 24, 2008 11:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Very funny! Do you guys know who you're f**king with?
67. Posted by BluesHarper | October 24, 2008 11:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 11:07
68. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 24, 2008 11:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Announcer: Senator Obama, you've just won the presidency. What are you going to do next?
Bambi: I'm going to DISNEYLAND
68. Posted by Gayle Miller | October 24, 2008 11:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 11:07
69. Posted by Weegie | October 24, 2008 11:24 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I just wanted to come down to thank all the small donors to my campaign from this address in Lake Buena Vista, Fl. There's Cindy Rella, Mr. & Mrs. Michael Mouse, Goofy and Pluto Disney, Snow White, Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, Doc, Dopey, Bashful, Sleepy, Mr. & Mrs. Donald Duck, Huey, Louie, and Dewey Duck, Scrooge McDuck....
69. Posted by Weegie | October 24, 2008 11:24 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 11:24
70. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 12:13 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Disney announced the re-release of its animated movie classic -- Obambi
70. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 12:13 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 12:13
71. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Yeah, I went to DisneyWorld, and I visited all 9 or 10 of Snow whites dwarves.
71. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 12:15 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 12:15
72. Posted by Erick | October 24, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Micky Mouse economies for Mickey Mouse minds.
72. Posted by Erick | October 24, 2008 12:25 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 12:25
73. Posted by retired military | October 24, 2008 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At Obama's concession speech Senator Obama thanks John McCain for the nice gift he received from him.
73. Posted by retired military | October 24, 2008 12:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 12:31
74. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 24, 2008 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice or the Apprentice Sorcerer?
74. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 24, 2008 12:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 12:36
75. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2008 12:40 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Hey this hat is empty! Then again, so's my suit."
75. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2008 12:40 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 12:40
76. Posted by Rick13 | October 24, 2008 12:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Well, you got the ears right! But, It should read "President Obama"."
76. Posted by Rick13 | October 24, 2008 12:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 12:46
77. Posted by Pat Meebles | October 24, 2008 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's a really inaccurate replica. Obama's ears are way bigger.
77. Posted by Pat Meebles | October 24, 2008 1:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:02
78. Posted by M | October 24, 2008 1:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"My platform"
78. Posted by M | October 24, 2008 1:10 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:10
79. Posted by Lisa | October 24, 2008 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Awww...shucks...All I got from disney are these mickey ears. What I want is more of their hard earn cash...after all they make more than $250,000 a year.
79. Posted by Lisa | October 24, 2008 1:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:12
80. Posted by JimK | October 24, 2008 1:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "What? I don't get the joke."
Aide: "The ears, sir."
Obama: "I still don't see it. Why is this funny?"
80. Posted by JimK | October 24, 2008 1:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:16
81. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 1:19 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In hard time such as this I rely on my mouselim faith.
81. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2008 1:19 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:19
82. Posted by Peter F. | October 24, 2008 1:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"My economic plan in a nutshell."
82. Posted by Peter F. | October 24, 2008 1:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:21
83. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 24, 2008 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The love child of Steve Urkel and Alfred E. Neuman?
83. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 24, 2008 1:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:22
84. Posted by Peter F. | October 24, 2008 1:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Aw, look at the nice gift I got from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad during our first negotiating session..."
84. Posted by Peter F. | October 24, 2008 1:25 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:25
85. Posted by nehemiah | October 24, 2008 1:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
. . . and that is how it changed to "the crappiest place on Earth".
85. Posted by nehemiah | October 24, 2008 1:27 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:27
86. Posted by JR | October 24, 2008 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alright grift-a-teers...let's sing the song...'REDUNDANCY'...Ready?
"R-E-Dddd...Defund the radio of the Right...U-N-Dddd...Depression unless I'm elected...A-N-C-& Yyyy...Why?...because I said so you racists..."
86. Posted by JR | October 24, 2008 1:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:28
87. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2008 1:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Since a campaign advisor used Winnie the Pooh to illustrate my military policy, I might as well use Mickey Mouse to help formulate my economic policy."
87. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2008 1:48 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 13:48
88. Posted by Jeff | October 24, 2008 2:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The first rule of Mouseketeer Club is - you do not talk about Mouseketeer Club. The second rule of Mouseketeer Club is - you DO NOT talk about Mouseketeer Club.
88. Posted by Jeff | October 24, 2008 2:08 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 14:08
89. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2008 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll be sure to put my flag pin on this crappy hat when the elections over."
89. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2008 2:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 14:13
90. Posted by Jeff | October 24, 2008 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Get Lorne Michaels on the phone now! He promised me that he would keep making fun of Sarah Palin until the election was over!
90. Posted by Jeff | October 24, 2008 2:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 14:13
91. Posted by Jeff | October 24, 2008 2:20 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The suspicions are increasing that Barack Obama is truly a devout Mouselim
91. Posted by Jeff | October 24, 2008 2:20 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 14:20
92. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 24, 2008 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I just can't let that Mickey Mouse voting bloc slip away, so I have to wear this funny hat!"
92. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 24, 2008 2:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 14:32
93. Posted by Jeff | October 24, 2008 2:33 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mousedango
93. Posted by Jeff | October 24, 2008 2:33 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 14:33
94. Posted by James C. | October 24, 2008 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama - "The ears aren't the only thing that Mickey Mouse and I have in common. Have you ever seen the tail between my legs?"
94. Posted by James C. | October 24, 2008 2:34 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 14:34
95. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 24, 2008 2:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Finally, a symbol of my public service which is both accurate and reminds America of the suppressed vote of the fictional public.
"I will not rest until every cartoon, TV, and movie character has their vote counted."
95. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 24, 2008 2:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 14:46
96. Posted by PC14 | October 24, 2008 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Isn't the United States a wonderful place? Pretty soon I'll have my own Magic Kingdom."
96. Posted by PC14 | October 24, 2008 3:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 15:10
97. Posted by Mike G in Corvallis | October 24, 2008 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They wrote the wrong name on the hat! It was supposed to say 'American Public'" ...
97. Posted by Mike G in Corvallis | October 24, 2008 3:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 15:23
98. Posted by Matt | October 24, 2008 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama refusing to wear the mouse ears because it makes him look more like a chimp instead.
98. Posted by Matt | October 24, 2008 3:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 15:33
99. Posted by LaMedusa | October 24, 2008 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, if I'm not elected, Soros promised me ownership of Disneyworld, and complete control of the Magic Kingdom."
99. Posted by LaMedusa | October 24, 2008 3:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 15:39
100. Posted by Ken Hahn | October 24, 2008 4:08 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Okay, I'm ready. Where's this synagogue?
100. Posted by Ken Hahn | October 24, 2008 4:08 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 16:08
101. Posted by Dodo David | October 24, 2008 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Disneyland . . . Congress . . . What's the difference?
101. Posted by Dodo David | October 24, 2008 4:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 16:26
102. Posted by radio free fred | October 24, 2008 4:35 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"On His Way To The Magic Kingdom"
.... 1600 Pennsylvania Ave....
102. Posted by radio free fred | October 24, 2008 4:35 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 16:35
103. Posted by Dan Melson | October 24, 2008 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "Looks like someone forgot to drink their Kool-Aid"
103. Posted by Dan Melson | October 24, 2008 4:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 16:52
104. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2008 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And with my tax rebate, every American will be able to buy one of these."
104. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2008 5:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 17:27
105. Posted by lowmal | October 24, 2008 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I guess the big rat's not a Republican.."
105. Posted by lowmal | October 24, 2008 5:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 17:35
106. Posted by DeputyHeadmistress | October 24, 2008 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Obama proudly displays his new (and smaller) ears.
106. Posted by DeputyHeadmistress | October 24, 2008 5:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 17:46
107. Posted by Joel | October 24, 2008 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...I think I asked for it to read 'Savior Obama.'"
107. Posted by Joel | October 24, 2008 6:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 18:11
108. Posted by Joel | October 24, 2008 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aloud: "What a wonderful, thoughtful gift!"
Aside: "Make sure that person is sent to the re-education camps after I'm sworn in."
108. Posted by Joel | October 24, 2008 6:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 18:15
109. Posted by Joel | October 24, 2008 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What? Won't this pass for ID so I can vote in Cleveland?"
109. Posted by Joel | October 24, 2008 6:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 18:17
110. Posted by James C. | October 24, 2008 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pull my ears, please.
110. Posted by James C. | October 24, 2008 6:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 18:36
111. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See, my ears used to be much smaller.
111. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 19:07
112. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
There's not a lot between these ears.
112. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 19:09
113. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Obama graduates from dunce cap to mouse ears.
113. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 19:10
114. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My vision? A magic kingdom where everyone wishes upon a star. Oh, and I'm the star.
114. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 19:12
115. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will spread the wealth around... beginning with the pensions of all Disney execs. And thanks for the hat, guys!
115. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 19:15
116. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As his ears get smaller, his nose gets longer!
116. Posted by JV | October 24, 2008 7:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 19:17
117. Posted by Milo | October 24, 2008 7:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
What's the difference between a rat and a mouse? Marketing.
117. Posted by Milo | October 24, 2008 7:52 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 19:52
118. Posted by Cowboy Blob | October 24, 2008 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nice work, Karl Rove, but I can see this is just a cleverly altered yarmulke!
118. Posted by Cowboy Blob | October 24, 2008 8:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 20:20
119. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 24, 2008 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obamalot: Richard Gere told me that, if I wore this hat and a tail, he would get a warm tingle up his leg, and I might get beyond.
119. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 24, 2008 8:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 20:23
120. Posted by hpb | October 24, 2008 8:59 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DemocRAT
120. Posted by hpb | October 24, 2008 8:59 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 20:59
121. Posted by Steve B. | October 24, 2008 9:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I will not wear it. It's supposed to say "President Obama".
121. Posted by Steve B. | October 24, 2008 9:24 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 21:24
122. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 24, 2008 10:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Senator Obama insisted that while he did sit down with Mickey Mouse without preconditions, there were preparations before the meeting.
122. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 24, 2008 10:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 22:02
123. Posted by MPR | October 24, 2008 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe this stupid hat will distract them from..oops..oh man, I got to break wind.
123. Posted by MPR | October 24, 2008 11:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 23:17
124. Posted by _Mike_ | October 24, 2008 11:35 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Joe Biden - "Oh, God love you. What am I talking about ? You already took the mouse ears off".
124. Posted by _Mike_ | October 24, 2008 11:35 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 23:35
125. Posted by Tom Blogical
| October 24, 2008 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What am I going to do if I win the Presidency? I'm going to CommieLand!"
125. Posted by Tom Blogical
| October 24, 2008 11:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2008 23:51
126. Posted by dave | October 25, 2008 12:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
all of you need these so you cannot hear the republican lies from mccain. and you will continue to wear these so my secret acorn ayers wright propaganda will be heard by all of you.and get off the internet. You are now under my secret power....
126. Posted by dave | October 25, 2008 12:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2008 00:05
127. Posted by La Mano | October 25, 2008 2:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After a long and difficult search, Barack finally found something he was qualified to do.
127. Posted by La Mano | October 25, 2008 2:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2008 02:04
128. Posted by La Mano | October 25, 2008 2:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Who you callin' a black rat!
128. Posted by La Mano | October 25, 2008 2:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2008 02:07
129. Posted by Theresa Wilson | October 25, 2008 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mickey Mouse... don't be ridiculous- don't they know that I am really Topogigio and George Soros is my puppet master.
129. Posted by Theresa Wilson | October 25, 2008 10:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2008 10:51
130. Posted by Porkopolis | October 25, 2008 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
130. Posted by Porkopolis | October 25, 2008 1:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2008 13:10
131. Posted by rodney dill | October 25, 2008 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry kids, I tried to give up the habit, but I still smoke a mouse or two a day.
131. Posted by rodney dill | October 25, 2008 3:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 25, 2008 15:29
132. Posted by peter king | October 26, 2008 4:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
oyu know, the senate is full of these already...
132. Posted by peter king | October 26, 2008 4:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 26, 2008 04:00
133. Posted by peter king | October 26, 2008 4:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
you know, the senate is full of these already...
133. Posted by peter king | October 26, 2008 4:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 26, 2008 04:00
134. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2008 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't give a rat's ass.
134. Posted by rodney dill | October 26, 2008 5:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 26, 2008 17:16
135. Posted by Kevin
| October 27, 2008 1:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed. A new edition will debut Friday morning.
135. Posted by Kevin
| October 27, 2008 1:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 27, 2008 01:42