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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Madonna (R) performs with Britney Spears during the Los Angeles date of her 'Sticky and Sweet' tour at Dodgers stadium in Los Angeles November 6, 2008.


Winners (for this week and last week) will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.


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The blonde leading the blon... (Below threshold)
jim2:

The blonde leading the blonde.

Which one is sticky and whi... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Which one is sticky and which one is sweet?

The "Aging Dis-Gracefully" ... (Below threshold)
Steve:

The "Aging Dis-Gracefully" Tour

Slash has really let himsel... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Slash has really let himself go...

Brits and Madge rehearse si... (Below threshold)
smitch:

Brits and Madge rehearse singing the National Anthem for Obama's inauguration.

"Beware the Venus Fly Trap.... (Below threshold)
Darby:

"Beware the Venus Fly Trap."

Madonna: "I think of you l... (Below threshold)
Steve:

Madonna: "I think of you like my sister."
Brittany: "I think of YOU like my grandma."

The "Skanky as You Wanna Be... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The "Skanky as You Wanna Be" tour.

Happy skanks giving!... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Happy skanks giving!

Beware the 3 B'sBlon... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Beware the 3 B's
Blond bimbos for Barrack.

The No IQ Tour.... (Below threshold)

The No IQ Tour.

Britney"I am now wha... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Britney
"I am now what you once were"
Madonna
"I am now what you soon shall be"

The Tacky and Slimy Tour</p... (Below threshold)

The Tacky and Slimy Tour

Usually when I get up on Fr... (Below threshold)

Usually when I get up on Friday morning and hit Wizbang, there are usually 30-50 entries in Kevin's Friday Caption Contest. But this time, there were only 9. What does this mean? Beats me, but it's sure weird.

Britney while singing with ... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Britney while singing with Madonna, had the same feeling most children have with Bobo the clown ......she underestimated the creepiness.

Note: No panties were harme... (Below threshold)

Note: No panties were harmed in the making of this music video.

The real reason Madonna div... (Below threshold)
Joel:

The real reason Madonna divorced Guy....

Perfect. A woman who can't ... (Below threshold)

Perfect. A woman who can't sing and a woman who can't play the guitar.

♬"I,m a lit... (Below threshold)


"I,m a little bit country..."

"...and I'm a little bit old crack ho"

Britney and Madonna perform... (Below threshold)

Britney and Madonna perform at a benefit for Yeast Infection Awareness Month.

Amy Winehouse was invited, ... (Below threshold)

Amy Winehouse was invited, but declined to perform, stating that the Britney/Madonna gig was "just too skanky."

When did Weird Al dye his h... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

When did Weird Al dye his hair blond?

I didn't know Brittany had ... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

I didn't know Brittany had married Tom Petty and they were touring together.

It's the start of another "... (Below threshold)

It's the start of another "Redistribute the Wealth" tour.

Desperately seeking earplug... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Desperately seeking earplugs

Hope and Change... (Below threshold)

Hope and Change

Last time I saw a mouth lik... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

#3: Slash has really let h... (Below threshold)
Joel:

#3: Slash has really let himself go...


...but Axel's cleaned up rather nicely.

Bitchie and Mrs. Ritchie</p... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Bitchie and Mrs. Ritchie

As an aside I sat over an o... (Below threshold)

As an aside I sat over an office cube wall from Paula Ciccone for a couple of years, a few years back. Never knew who she was at the time.

Kevin,Next time you ... (Below threshold)
smitch:

Kevin,
Next time you run a photo like this one, take a page from Perez Hilton's playbook and cover it with

If You Are Easily Offended....

Then do not CLICK HERE

I feel like a need a shower and some penicillin.

The Democrat Tour.Th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The Democrat Tour.
The blonde leadind the blonde.

Britney: "If she makes me k... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Britney: "If she makes me kiss her again, I may have to kick her in the nuts!"

♪ "Goin' to the chapel and ... (Below threshold)

♪ "Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married." ♪

"America's whores have come... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"America's whores have come home to roost".

♪ "My baby does the hanky p... (Below threshold)

♪ "My baby does the hanky panky." ♪

♪ "I kissed a girl and I li... (Below threshold)

♪ "I kissed a girl and I liked it." ♪

Britney Spears and Madonna ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Britney Spears and Madonna sing "God *amn America" at President-elect Obama's election celebration.

Bill Clinton "... and then ... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Bill Clinton "... and then I woke up"

"Good news everybody! We'v... (Below threshold)

"Good news everybody! We've decided to collaborate on a children's educational CD about S&M!!"

Grandpa said he never seen ... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Grandpa said he never seen cat whallerin' like this before.

Only after their performanc... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Only after their performance did these two realize that the crowd was shouting O, O, O, and not HO', Ho', Ho'.

Britney thought bubble - "I... (Below threshold)
JPO:

Britney thought bubble - "I just thought I'd already hit bottom, apparently I was wrong!"

Madonna thought bubble - "I'd kiss you again, but A-Rod said 'no'"

Usually when I get... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:
Usually when I get up on Friday morning and hit Wizbang, there are usually 30-50 entries in Kevin's Friday Caption Contest. But this time, there were only 9. What does this mean? Beats me, but it's sure weird.

It means I forgot to set the contest to automatically post at 7am (Eastern), and didn't realize that until nearly 9 am. Two hours later (now) the number of captions is about what you normally would have seen at 9am.

Brittany was relieved at he... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Brittany was relieved at her good fortune, "Jeez, I almost wore my Willie Wonka-Pirate-Lace-Bikini outfit tonite, but it was in the wash"

Fred Astaire called, he wou... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Fred Astaire called, he would like his hat back......Just called back, said "Forget it."

♪ "We're goin' to Cal-i-for... (Below threshold)
Spike:

♪ "We're goin' to Cal-i-for-nia,
and we, still can't get mar-ie-d" ♪

Brittney shared her surpris... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Brittney shared her surprise "I thought when I got up close to you that you would look much older, but you don't! You look just as old from the back of the room!"

Dueling Bimbos.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Dueling Bimbos.

"I'm Barak Obama, and I app... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"I'm Barak Obama, and I approve this mess."

The Evolution Of Skank... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

The Evolution Of Skank

"She's touching me! Why is ... (Below threshold)
ravenshrike:

"She's touching me! Why is she touching me?"

Anti-American Idol co-winne... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Anti-American Idol co-winners

For once in my life, I'm je... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

For once in my life, I'm jealous of Helen Keller.

Brittney gets a private tut... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Brittney gets a private tutorial in how to be a washed up has been from Madonna.

Nest week.... Cher.

The saw-skank convention.</... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

The saw-skank convention.

Sean Hannity's "She-Dumb Co... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Sean Hannity's "She-Dumb Concert"

Skankfest... (Below threshold)
914:

Skankfest

The two most popular entert... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

The two most popular entertainers from the last few decades were brought on stage for a lifetime achievent award, then watched from Madonnas chest as two has-beens embarassed themselves.

Pretend it's a microphone. ... (Below threshold)
JV:

Pretend it's a microphone. Oh, wait... it is a microphone.

Yes we can, yes we did, yes... (Below threshold)
JV:

Yes we can, yes we did, yes we have no brainanas!

Like a Virgin, Not... (Below threshold)
JV:

Like a Virgin, Not

Lollapa-floozy... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Lollapa-floozy

Nice tape job on the tranny... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Nice tape job on the tranny...

No wonder the Muslims hate ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

No wonder the Muslims hate us....

The worst wet dream ever.</... (Below threshold)

The worst wet dream ever.

BRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSS... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

BRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
We want to eat your BRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNS.

Blonde and bitchin' tour.</... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Blonde and bitchin' tour.

The inspiration for a new r... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

The inspiration for a new religion...Kablah blah.

S T D T V... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

S T D T V

One of them will die in an ... (Below threshold)

One of them will die in an unfortunate gardening accident...

Nothing says great music li... (Below threshold)

Nothing says great music like a dub and loop machine!

"Chord....what's a chord?'<... (Below threshold)

"Chord....what's a chord?'

"Washed Up Ho Tour, 2008"</... (Below threshold)

"Washed Up Ho Tour, 2008"

"The Psycho Menopause Tour"... (Below threshold)

"The Psycho Menopause Tour"

The L.A. branch of the walk... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

The L.A. branch of the walking dandruff family was reunited with the London branch when they suddenly found themself within leaping distance of each other. A good time was had by all.

Empty Heads Singing To Empt... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Empty Heads Singing To Empty Seats

This is not an accep... (Below threshold)
Joel:

This is not an acceptable substitute for the missing Octoberfest picture!

A few minutes later, when C... (Below threshold)
Joel:

A few minutes later, when Courtney Love joined them on stage, the arena was declared a biohazard zone and quarantined by local police.

In a rare Muppet reunion, D... (Below threshold)
Nancy G:

In a rare Muppet reunion, Dr. Teeth and Janice take the stage.

Maybe I'll come up with som... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Maybe I'll come up with something once the brain bleech clears the vision of two skanks on stage pretending they can perform outside of a bedroom.

Jesus Christ! Madonna has a... (Below threshold)
Pat Meebles:

Jesus Christ! Madonna has a seriously gaping va...

Oh, those are her black panties. Uh... hehe... errrrr

"Girding our loins for Amer... (Below threshold)
Cloudfish:

"Girding our loins for America"

As an aside--what the hell happened to Madonna's knees? I can't see them....

"Lutefisk Diva's"</p... (Below threshold)
914:

"Lutefisk Diva's"

for 914:Mielestäni... (Below threshold)
epador:

for 914:

Mielestäni teillä on söpö presidentti.

Who Let the Dogs Out?... (Below threshold)

Who Let the Dogs Out?

"Stepin Fetchit"... (Below threshold)

"Stepin Fetchit"

Madonna and Brittany succee... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Madonna and Brittany succeed beyond their wildest dream as they imitate Cheap Trick onstage.

♬Skanks... ... (Below threshold)


Skanks... for the memories...

Shag Sisters or Moral Blist... (Below threshold)
GEEWHIZ47:

Shag Sisters or Moral Blisters?

I like the skull on her gui... (Below threshold)

I like the skull on her guitar strap. Nothing says "death" like Madonna's career!

The top hat and guitar have... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

The top hat and guitar have the highest IQs on the stage.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.




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