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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture (story link):


President-elect Barack Obama and Baby. (PRNewsFoto/CBH Communications)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Don't accept your dog's adm... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Barack Obama with his typic... (Below threshold)
Tim:

Barack Obama with his typical white poodle.

Jesse Jackson (taking the p... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Jesse Jackson (taking the photo) - "Why did it have to be a white poodle?"

I call him mini-me.... (Below threshold)

I call him mini-me.

The Great Emancipator and t... (Below threshold)

The Great Emancipator and the Great Redistributor.

I would like to point out t... (Below threshold)

I would like to point out to our black friends that the white dude just behind Obama was a Republican.

Those guys in the sheets were democrats.

Don't let the man down, Bar... (Below threshold)

Don't let the man down, Barack.

It's a little early to be d... (Below threshold)

It's a little early to be dreaming about your own monument, Barry.

Lincoln, blinkin, and dog</... (Below threshold)
Harmon:

Lincoln, blinkin, and dog

One of these things is not ... (Below threshold)

One of these things is not like the other.

"I want the world to know I... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"I want the world to know I love everything French." ww

Kids, remember that dog I p... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Kids, remember that dog I promised you if I won? Well, this is as close as you're going to get.

"The Office of the Presiden... (Below threshold)
Dos:

"The Office of the President Elect, proudly introduces Fluffy. Chair canine Fluffy will be first appointment for the Pets Civil Defense League, a new counsel I have created to address and implement stratgies to supplement our nations defense in these difficult times. To be fair about this, I considered Precious, a feline, but she proved difficult to work with, refusing to complete my questionare, thus rendering herself ineligible for consideration."

In Dog We Trust... (Below threshold)

In Dog We Trust

Dog (thinking): "help me... (Below threshold)

Dog (thinking): "help me"

Rejected Obama campaign pos... (Below threshold)

Rejected Obama campaign poster #57:

"Vote for me or I'll kill this dog."

J.

Okay, I know that's too lon... (Below threshold)
Dos:

Okay, I know that's too long for a caption.... how about:

"I wagged the dog, I got the Presidency... deal with it."

I plan to closely review AL... (Below threshold)
pickax411:

I plan to closely review ALL prior Presidential Orders and Proclamations.

Audacity or hubris? You mak... (Below threshold)

Audacity or hubris? You make the call.

2012, I say why not have a ... (Below threshold)
pickax411:

2012, I say why not have a Dog as VP!

Motto change, Live free or ... (Below threshold)
bill-tb:

Motto change, Live free or die now becomes "live for free pie". Here take this puppy as a token of good will and a down payment on pies to come. Really, I mean it, you will get your free pie.

Who's the dead white guy in... (Below threshold)

Who's the dead white guy in my chair?

The new wife is an improvem... (Below threshold)

The new wife is an improvement.

Lincoln ponders: "Who let ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Lincoln ponders: "Who let the dogs in?"

Rules for Caption ... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:
Rules for Caption Contests®:

Section One
Part B: The photo used for Caption Contests® shall be real unretouched photos and not collages or photoshopped pictures.


You might as well START with a caption and create a photo around it if you're going to use photoshopped pictures but if you were to put a caption with this photo it might be something like:

"Hey, where's the pitbull. I guess the bitch wasn't invited to Washington."


"And lo, thy canine sits on... (Below threshold)

"And lo, thy canine sits on thine Messiah's right hand, and he shall be named Abraham. Thus, it shall be written, forever and ever, Amen."

Chris Matthews told the gen... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Chris Matthews told the genie to just keep the third wish.

Meet your new Secretary of ... (Below threshold)
scmommy:

Meet your new Secretary of Defense - Spike.

Meet Spike, your new Secret... (Below threshold)
scmommy:

Meet Spike, your new Secretary of Defense.

Once he finished drawing Cl... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Once he finished drawing Clarice and her lamb, Dr Lecter turned his attention to Barack and his press corp.

"...and I'm namin' my littl... (Below threshold)

"...and I'm namin' my little lap dog Nancy."

Barack invited the national... (Below threshold)

Barack invited the national press corps to see Lincoln because he likes the way they lick his chin.

I really never realized how... (Below threshold)
pibill:

I really never realized how much the law profession has degraded in the last 150 years.

The District of Columbia AK... (Below threshold)

The District of Columbia AKC introduces its new breed, the Ayersdale Reformer.

Shih Tzu... (Below threshold)

Shih Tzu

"Muffy was amazed at how co... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

"Muffy was amazed at how cold President-Elect Obama's hands were. but thought it best to not say anything."

Barry had a little pup<br /... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Barry had a little pup
It's fur was white as snow
'Til his Reverend said
The pup just had to go.

President Obama poses with ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

President Obama poses with the media.

That will be the last White... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

That will be the last White animal Obama rescues.

This country has truly gone... (Below threshold)
guido:

This country has truly gone to the dogs!

Hey! where's my flag pin?</... (Below threshold)
scdaddy:

Hey! where's my flag pin?

And, uh, when I paper train... (Below threshold)
guido:

And, uh, when I paper train him, uh, he will do his daily constitutional on the actual Constitution.

Do I dare say I'm his maste... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Do I dare say I'm his master?

I'm not a real leader, b... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

I'm not a real leader, but I play one on TV.

"Barney ain't never been ca... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Barney ain't never been called 'Cracker'."
Rev. Wright

"When I said 'Change', I re... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"When I said 'Change', I really meant neuter."

I'm Barak Obama and I appro... (Below threshold)
MPR:

I'm Barak Obama and I approve of this dog.

Lincoln, Stinkin' and Blink... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Lincoln, Stinkin' and Blinkin'

Pull my paw.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Pull my paw.

Obama responds to criticism... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama responds to criticism of racism "Racist?? What the hell yo talkin bout man. I got me a white dog!!!"

"he's trained to nip at any... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"he's trained to nip at anyone from Fox News and The National Review!"

Most. Expensive. Vacation. ... (Below threshold)
res:

Most. Expensive. Vacation. Photo. Ever.

Obama - "Of course I am not... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama - "Of course I am not an elitist. It isnt Fluffy turns his nose up at the Allen Brothers rib eyes we get him."

" President Elect Obama int... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

" President Elect Obama introduces his new Chief of Staff - Rahm Emanuel"

President-elect Obama unvei... (Below threshold)
Jeff Angleberger:

President-elect Obama unveils his nominee for a new Cabinet level post at the Lincoln Memorial. Meet Fluffy, the blind, deaf, Secretary for Controlling Goverment Spending.

I heard another president s... (Below threshold)
MPR:

I heard another president say, not the one behind me but,I think it was Harry Truman 17th President of the United States."If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog".

This #*!% dog better not pe... (Below threshold)
Paula:

This #*!% dog better not pee on me.

President Obama held the pr... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

President Obama held the press.

Dog Damn America!... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Dog Damn America!

Lincoln's thought bubble:</... (Below threshold)

Lincoln's thought bubble:

O shit!
Thought bubble over dog: <... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Thought bubble over dog:
"Just like Lincoln freed the slaves, now Obama will finally free the dogs. He'll also give us 40 bones and a tree."

If my name gets used one mo... (Below threshold)
Religious_Zealot:

If my name gets used one more time in conjunction with this socialist twit, I'm coming off of this chair and kicking his ass!

I love the Constitution; it... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I love the Constitution; it makes a great lining for Pookie's kennel.

Strong enough for a man, bu... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

His ears are my favorite pa... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

His ears are my favorite part.

With his adversary finally ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

With his adversary finally subdued and facing a slow, bizarre, choreographed death, the Mad Genius Obama stroked his poodle and said " and now Mr. U.S. Bonds, I expect you to die...."

Get ready, because Obama is... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Get ready, because Obama is about to screw the pooch.

I love him because he is in... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I love him because he is intimidating, like me.

Which being looks the most ... (Below threshold)
epador:

Which being looks the most unhappy in this photo?

Obama, describing his campa... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Obama, describing his campaign strategy said, "this dog represents my campaign's model of the American Voter. Promise them all they free kibble the can eat, a guaranteed warm doggy bed, all the rubber balls they can chase and an occasional rub of their tummy and you can count on their unconditional love forever..."

I call him "Voter" - I prom... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I call him "Voter" - I promise to feed, shelter, provide medical care and in return he gives me unconditional love.

He's so cute when his ears ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

He's so cute when his ears are perked up like that.....the dog is kinda cute too.

"...'cause the Rottweiler k... (Below threshold)

"...'cause the Rottweiler kept worrying the kids."

Ok dog, you take the left l... (Below threshold)
goptwins:

Ok dog, you take the left leg and I'll take the right.

Shown here just moments aft... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Shown here just moments after the unfortunate incident, The dog seemed no worse for wear, and Obama was trying to remember where in the world he had gotten the idea the dog was a hand puppet...."

"Yes, I assure you... he's ... (Below threshold)

"Yes, I assure you... he's been properly vetted."

Would you buy a used dog... (Below threshold)

Would you buy a used dog from this man?

"Qualifications... well he ... (Below threshold)

"Qualifications... well he did snap at Hillary... man I love this dog"

Wanted peace on earth... (Below threshold)

Wanted peace on earth
Always pees on earth
Looking for a piece of your earth

Baby takes a break from her... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

Baby takes a break from her busy schedule for a photo op with The Great Emancipator and The Great Redistributor.

When you put my statue next... (Below threshold)

When you put my statue next to Abe's, I want to pose holding my dog.

BTW, a note to our host and... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

BTW, a note to our host and contest promoter, Kevin: I preferred it when the pictures included a link back to their source. For anyone interested in the source for this one, it can be found here. Though the caption has to work with the picture alone, sometimes the context in which the picture was taken can provide inspiration.

McCain might have had a pit... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

McCain might have had a pitbull in lipstick, but I've got the ferocious attack poodle Joe Biden on my team.

Thanks Anon. So much for Ad... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Thanks Anon. So much for Adrian's whacked out conspiracy theory. (#25)

Dear Mainstream Media,... (Below threshold)

Dear Mainstream Media,

I'll handle the tiny dogs. You handle that pit bull.

Love,
Barry

Anon -The problem ... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Anon -

The problem with the story links is that on Yahoo they would go stale. I found this picture on Yahoo News Images - and it had no link to a story, in fact it had a PR firm's logo on it, which I removed. I'll add a link to the story.

The Lap Dog - Media in the ... (Below threshold)
pvd:

The Lap Dog - Media in the Age of Obama!

Obama: "I call him Joe. H... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Obama: "I call him Joe. He runs his mouth a lot, but nobody listens to what he says and if I need to I can just hide him away. He obeys me unconditionally and, of course, he's white."

Two SOBs up close!... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Two SOBs up close!

Obama on Bill Ayers: "I can... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Obama on Bill Ayers: "I can no more disown him that I can disown my white puppy"

"No one can call me racist.... (Below threshold)
Jewels:

"No one can call me racist...look how well I can unite against enemy lines."

I heard McCain ask a fellow... (Below threshold)
JAT:

I heard McCain ask a fellow fighter pilot if Obama plans on "screwing the pooch too!"

(If you're not a fighter pilot you may not get this one)

"Yeah, her name is Dotti. ... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, her name is Dotti. Now cut the McDowell's and Soul Glo jokes, or I'll have her pretend you're Eriq La Salle."

Obama: "Thanks to ACORN, vo... (Below threshold)
hpb:

Obama: "Thanks to ACORN, voters like these now have a voice."

Fluffy and his dog.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Fluffy and his dog.

"I think I'll call him 'Chr... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"I think I'll call him 'Chris Matthews.' He just tinkled on my leg".

Uh, sir..."Screwed the pooc... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Uh, sir..."Screwed the pooch" is just an expression.

So you don't know any new t... (Below threshold)
Roy:

So you don't know any new tricks either?

Canis-lupus-familiaris and ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Canis-lupus-familiaris and Marxis-deletum-liberatum.

"I CAN HAZ BLENDR?"... (Below threshold)
msv:

"I CAN HAZ BLENDR?"

President-elect Barak Obama... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

President-elect Barak Obama gets dog choosing advice from popular blog Stuff White People Like.

We call her Hillary. She's ... (Below threshold)

We call her Hillary. She's a bitch.

Joe Biden couldn't be here ... (Below threshold)

Joe Biden couldn't be here for the photo-op. Fluffy was close enough.

"Meet my new dog. His name... (Below threshold)
jpm100:

"Meet my new dog. His name is Whitey."

The Obama White House has i... (Below threshold)

The Obama White House has implemented an affirmative action policy, which requires that the First Family have at least a token white member. So meet the newest member of the family, Whitey.

SOLID PROOF THAT BARACK OBA... (Below threshold)
peabody3000:

SOLID PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA PALS AROUND WITH TERRIERS

I'd like to introduce you t... (Below threshold)

I'd like to introduce you to my Secretary of Defense, Fluffy.

Where are the Wee-Wee pads?... (Below threshold)

Where are the Wee-Wee pads? I accidently pulled Fluffy's paw.

Obama makes a 'food for nuk... (Below threshold)
guido:

Obama makes a 'food for nukes' exchange offer to Kim Jong-il.

Have we locked up the gay v... (Below threshold)
broxie:

Have we locked up the gay vote yet?

Winning the Presidency - $6... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Winning the Presidency - $600 million

Giovanni Suit - $10,000

Dog from the pound - $34.95

Watching the dog piss all over Obama - Priceless.

"Put a statue of me up on t... (Below threshold)
The Other JD:

"Put a statue of me up on that chair, or THE DOG DIES!!!!"

Obama took the words of the... (Below threshold)
retired miliitary:

Obama took the words of the world's dictators literally.

"If you cant bark with the big dogs then say in DC with the puppies."

bah messed up ------... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

bah messed up
-----------

Obama took the words of the world's dictators literally.

"If you cant bark with the big dogs then stay in DC with the puppies."

I'm a Yankee Poodle Dandy<b... (Below threshold)
JV:

I'm a Yankee Poodle Dandy
Yankee Poodle doo or die!

I said DOODLE. Someone shou... (Below threshold)
JV:

I said DOODLE. Someone should do a DOODLE of me standing beside Lincoln... Oh, hell, take the picture. We'll use it for something.

Wet Nose and Wet Ears... (Below threshold)
JV:

Wet Nose and Wet Ears

You can put lipstick on a p... (Below threshold)
JV:

You can put lipstick on a pig... but I prefer poodles.

Two out of three presidents... (Below threshold)
JV:

Two out of three presidents agree, dogs prefer MeatyBitz.

Obama: "This is the dog tha... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Obama: "This is the dog that ate my LSAT's and my contributions to the Harvard Law Review"

"I've named him Media. He's... (Below threshold)
Mike G in Corvallis:

"I've named him Media. He's a great little lap dog, but he keeps trying to hump my leg."

He's my best friend, I thin... (Below threshold)
Not_Spike:

He's my best friend, I think I'll call him "Ahmadinejad"

America's poodles are comin... (Below threshold)
Brad:

America's poodles are coming home to roost.

Fellow World Citizens, I in... (Below threshold)
Piso Mojado:

Fellow World Citizens, I introduce to you my French Bitch!

It's a Bichon Frise by the ... (Below threshold)
Piso Mojado:

It's a Bichon Frise by the way, not a poodle.

I specifically said a white... (Below threshold)

I specifically said a white long haired CAT. How can I be evil with this cutie pie? Yes he is, such a cutie snookie ookums.

YOU brought me home, now I'... (Below threshold)
Syllabucks:

YOU brought me home, now I'll pee on your suit too

Bin Laden in a taped messag... (Below threshold)
retired miiltary:

Bin Laden in a taped message to AQ - "and here we have Fluffy. And he is holding a dog."

I'll get you my richies, an... (Below threshold)
bcoyoh:

I'll get you my richies, and your little dog, too!!!

# 104-Whitey said: "I'd rat... (Below threshold)
xiphos:

# 104-Whitey said: "I'd rather be Abe's lap dog".

Bro, when I said get yosef ... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Bro, when I said get yosef a white bitch, I di'nt mean a white BITCH!

Introducing the new conserv... (Below threshold)
Rich:

Introducing the new conservative emetic.

Looked what I pulled out of... (Below threshold)

Looked what I pulled out of Lincoln's ass!

Poochie lives up to his cam... (Below threshold)

Poochie lives up to his campaign promise by spreading his wealth on Obama's new suit.

"I'll get more of your hard... (Below threshold)

"I'll get more of your hard-earned money, my little pretty...and your little dog too!"

The Good, The Bad and The U... (Below threshold)

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

President-Elect Obama intro... (Below threshold)

President-Elect Obama introduces his new, all bark and no bite Secretary of State.

"...Well, Ahmadinejad did a... (Below threshold)

"...Well, Ahmadinejad did agree to one precondition: I could bring Fluffy. Isn't that nice of him? See, what happens when you talk? It's called progress."

Tony Blair visits with the ... (Below threshold)

Tony Blair visits with the President-Elect.

"I kept asking 'Can I Just ... (Below threshold)

"I kept asking 'Can I Just Eat My Waffle?' Well, ladies and gentlemen... THIS is Waffle."

Obama prepares to throw pup... (Below threshold)

Obama prepares to throw puppy under a bus. The media prepare to blame the Republicans.

"None of that Nancy Reagan ... (Below threshold)

"None of that Nancy Reagan seance stuff for me. No, see I have this puppy that's possessed by the ghost of Abe Lincoln..."

Dog tag reads: "If found, p... (Below threshold)

Dog tag reads: "If found, please return wimpy dog to wimpy owner."

"Gee, Toto, I don't think w... (Below threshold)

"Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!"

Guess which one craves atte... (Below threshold)

Guess which one craves attention, yaps a lot and leaves a mess wherever he goes.

"....and a Bichon frise in ... (Below threshold)

"....and a Bichon frise in every pot..."

Obama's First Bitch... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Obama's First Bitch

I shall name him -- Present... (Below threshold)
armadillo:

I shall name him -- Present.

"17.4 dog years ago, our fa... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"17.4 dog years ago, our fathers....."

Well, it looks like Scraps ... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Well, it looks like Scraps is a boy dog. Abe, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

I promise to fix the econom... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

I promise to fix the economy just like I fixed the animal cruelty crisis.

And they said I couldn't ev... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

And they said I couldn't even win election as Dog Catcher...

Lincoln thought bubble: "Sh... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:

Lincoln thought bubble: "Shit, this didn't work out the way I'd hoped."

Typical white dog.... (Below threshold)
Mark:

Typical white dog.

Two thought bubbles....... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Two thought bubbles....

So Michelle had you neutered, too.

Heh, wait till those secret... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Heh, wait till those secret service guys have to pick up poop from my little white dog.

Came in last night at half ... (Below threshold)
Bernie:

Came in last night at half past ten
That baby of mine wouldn't let me in

"Now I just need to put ant... (Below threshold)

"Now I just need to put antlers on Max the Dog here, and gather up all the M----- F------ Christmas presents for redistribution."

Prince of the Powers of the... (Below threshold)

Prince of the Powers of the Ayers seen with Beezlepup

"We shall undercome"... (Below threshold)
914:

"We shall undercome"

"The brains behind the Man"... (Below threshold)
914:

"The brains behind the Man"

After replacing the majesti... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

After replacing the majestic bald eagle as America's mascot, President-elect Barack Obama poses with the new mascot.

Although there's been much ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Although there's been much speculation that Hillary Clinton would be named Secretary of State, Obama dispelled that notion when he posed with this white, male French poodle named Kerry.

A penny for your thoughts..... (Below threshold)
stewy:

A penny for your thoughts...meet my dog "Abe"

"Now that the Park Service ... (Below threshold)
chsw Author Profile Page:

"Now that the Park Service works for me, they can clean it up."

chsw

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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