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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: November 21, 2008 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


A squirrel pauses at attention as it tries to take some of the material from a U.S. flag Thursday Nov 6, 2008 in Omaha, Neb. (AP Photo/Dave Weaver)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Rocket J "Rocky" Squirrel a... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Eric:

Rocket J "Rocky" Squirrel announces that he is coming out of retirement to battle the forces of evil. No word yet on whether his long time partner Bullwinkle J. Moose will join him.

1. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:25

Obscure moments in history ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | November 21, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Obscure moments in history -- General McAuliffe's response explained.

2. Posted by rodney dill | November 21, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:25

"Jay Tea may be leaving, bu... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by JLawson | November 21, 2008 7:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JLawson:

"Jay Tea may be leaving, but we'll still take care of the nuts!"

3. Posted by JLawson | November 21, 2008 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:25

300 generations of living f... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by tomg51 | November 21, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg51:

300 generations of living free

4. Posted by tomg51 | November 21, 2008 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:31

For the first time even the... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Eric:

For the first time even the squireliest left wingers are proud of their country.

5. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:31

Another ACORN voter for Al ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
Eric:

Another ACORN voter for Al Franken comes foward to claim that he was disenfranchised.

6. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 20 (20 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:34

The new mascot for ACORN.</... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:34 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Eric:

The new mascot for ACORN.

7. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:34

Try and burn this one</i... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Tim | November 21, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Tim:

Try and burn this one, hippies - I'll bite your nuts off.

8. Posted by Tim | November 21, 2008 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:35

The real power behind ACORN... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

The real power behind ACORN is revealed.

9. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:36

A patriotic squirrel yells,... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 21, 2008 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
John F Not Kerry:

A patriotic squirrel yells, to noone in particular, "I'm nuts about my country!"

10. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 21, 2008 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:40

"And, I for one welcome our... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Eric:

"And, I for one welcome our new rodent overlords"

11. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:41

ROUP, I don't beleef dey ex... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by rodney dill | November 21, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

ROUP, I don't beleef dey exist...


*(Rodents of Unusual Patriotism)

12. Posted by rodney dill | November 21, 2008 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:43

New spokesperson for the <a... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

New spokesperson for the NutBra

13. Posted by Eric | November 21, 2008 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 07:46

The gopher in Caddyshack ca... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by retired miilitary | November 21, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

The gopher in Caddyshack calls in reinforcements.

14. Posted by retired miilitary | November 21, 2008 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:01

(AP) - Squirrels ask... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

(AP) - Squirrels ask for 25 billion nut bailout.

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 20 (20 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:05

Post Obama's election, the ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Post Obama's election, the standing of the U.S. in the eye's of her enemies could not be better depicted.....

16. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:05

Barney Frank displays "The ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by retired miilitary | November 21, 2008 8:06 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

Barney Frank displays "The Fighting Man of the 21st Century" which will defend America after his defense budget cuts go into effect.

17. Posted by retired miilitary | November 21, 2008 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:06

That's one small step for a... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 21, 2008 8:11 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

That's one small step for a squirrel; one giant leap for squirrelkind.

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 21, 2008 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:11

Brown squirrels accused of ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 21, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Brown squirrels accused of racism for not voting for the gray squirrel.

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 21, 2008 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:15

I claim my nuts for the USA... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by WildWillie | November 21, 2008 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WildWillie:

I claim my nuts for the USA. ww

20. Posted by WildWillie | November 21, 2008 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:20

The feared foe of the Nutro... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by jim2 | November 21, 2008 8:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jim2:

The feared foe of the Nutroots

21. Posted by jim2 | November 21, 2008 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:25

Flag worship is a refreshin... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 21, 2008 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Flag worship is a refreshing change from the Fark Squirrel and the Dramatic Squirrel.

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 21, 2008 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:26

You'll take my nuts from my... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by dewaun [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 21, 2008 8:29 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
dewaun[TypeKey Profile Page]:

You'll take my nuts from my Cold, Dead Hands!

23. Posted by dewaun [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 21, 2008 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:29

Secret (Agent) Squirrel.</p... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by guido | November 21, 2008 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

Secret (Agent) Squirrel.

24. Posted by guido | November 21, 2008 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:30

Obama presented his nominee... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Obama presented his nominee for Secretary of Defense at a news conference today.

25. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:32

Where's Morocco Mole? ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Where's Morocco Mole?

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 21, 2008 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:32

This sums up the 2008 elect... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by SilentStorm | November 21, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
SilentStorm:

This sums up the 2008 election for me in a way that I never thought possible.

27. Posted by SilentStorm | November 21, 2008 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:35

Not only am I more patrioti... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Gags | November 21, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Gags:

Not only am I more patriotic but I also have more nuts than Hitler!

28. Posted by Gags | November 21, 2008 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:38

This rodent could teach tha... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by smitch | November 21, 2008 8:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
smitch:

This rodent could teach that other rodent, Bill Ayers, a thing or two...like how to not stand on Old Glory.

29. Posted by smitch | November 21, 2008 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:38

Now duly elected, Obama can... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Now duly elected, Obama can come clean about his disdain for flag lapel pins, he just simply prefers to be preceded by his colorguard.

30. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:40

Joe Biden's advance securit... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by guido | November 21, 2008 8:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
guido:

Joe Biden's advance security detail. It requires unorthodox skills to protect the biggest nut in the nation.

31. Posted by guido | November 21, 2008 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:42

"She's an American Squirrel... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by msv | November 21, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
msv:

"She's an American Squirrel"

32. Posted by msv | November 21, 2008 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:50

Squirrel-Boy, accused of be... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by lisapope | November 21, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
lisapope:

Squirrel-Boy, accused of being unpatriotic for not wearing his flag pin, knew the Acorns would rise up and elect him. (shown holding up the flag recently stomped by his forest pal, Ayers.)

33. Posted by lisapope | November 21, 2008 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:51

Sorry Bill Ayers, you won't... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by MPR | November 21, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
MPR:

Sorry Bill Ayers, you won't be stomping on this flag. Just slither away like the snake you are!

34. Posted by MPR | November 21, 2008 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:55

Let us rally round the flag... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Mark L. | November 21, 2008 8:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mark L.:

Let us rally round the flag, squirrels,
Let us rally round the flag.
Shouting the the battle cry of Free Nuts!

35. Posted by Mark L. | November 21, 2008 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:57

Egads! Here comes Mike Huck... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by guido | November 21, 2008 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

Egads! Here comes Mike Huckabee with his popcorn popper and Crisco....quick, hide behind this flag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj3QAzSWVA4

36. Posted by guido | November 21, 2008 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 08:58

O'Reilly's new co-host once... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | November 21, 2008 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

O'Reilly's new co-host once the fairness doctrine comes back.

37. Posted by fustian | November 21, 2008 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:11

Hey Barry! I only count 50,... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by fustian | November 21, 2008 9:13 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey Barry! I only count 50, but what do I know.

I'm only a squirrel.

38. Posted by fustian | November 21, 2008 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:13

The new trick Michelle Obam... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Joel | November 21, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joel:

The new trick Michelle Obama started teaching her pet on November 5.

39. Posted by Joel | November 21, 2008 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:26

Rehearsals for the Obama In... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 9:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Rehearsals for the Obama Inauguration Pageant are going coming along very well indeed...

40. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:29

A few minutes later, six ot... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Joel | November 21, 2008 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

A few minutes later, six other members of the invasion force raised a larger flag on Mt. Suribachi and were forever enshrined in WWII history.

41. Posted by Joel | November 21, 2008 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:32

In his latest attempt to en... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IowaRight:

In his latest attempt to end the ever present peril from hunters, Sammy tries an appeal to their patriotism....

42. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:33

Bowing to pressure from fa... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 21, 2008 9:39 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Bowing to pressure from far left environmental groups, President Obama today added squirrels to the endangered species list.

43. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 21, 2008 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:39

Since the election have you... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Since the election have you noticed that the Sun is shining brighter, the birds are singing more beautifully, the woodland creatures are marching around with flags....

44. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:40

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 21, 2008 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Pull my finger.

45. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 21, 2008 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:40

Al Franken posses for his U... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 21, 2008 9:42 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Al Franken posses for his US Senate portrait.

46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 21, 2008 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:42

The only liberal left in Am... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by JAT | November 21, 2008 9:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

The only liberal left in America willing to stand next the the American Flag is Joe the Squirrel.

47. Posted by JAT | November 21, 2008 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 09:57

Nuts.... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by JSchuler | November 21, 2008 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JSchuler:

Nuts.

48. Posted by JSchuler | November 21, 2008 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:07

Darn it.... should have rea... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by JSchuler | November 21, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JSchuler:

Darn it.... should have read comment #2 before posting :(

49. Posted by JSchuler | November 21, 2008 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:08

We salute the troops and... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 21, 2008 10:10 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

We salute the troops and respect their mission. When a rodent has more patriotism than a Senator, what does that say?

50. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 21, 2008 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:10

Since Jay announced his emi... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by brainy435 | November 21, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
brainy435:

Since Jay announced his eminent departure, applicants to take Mr. Duckies place have been coming out of the woodwork.

51. Posted by brainy435 | November 21, 2008 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:21

eminent = imminent... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by brainy435 | November 21, 2008 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

eminent = imminent

52. Posted by brainy435 | November 21, 2008 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:22

Shorty after this picture w... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by P. Bunyan | November 21, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

Shorty after this picture was taken Bill Ayers accidently killed this squirrel while trying to stomp on the flag and smear it into the ground. Most educators in America signed a petition supporting Ayers' actions.

53. Posted by P. Bunyan | November 21, 2008 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:24

Even the squirrels are more... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by lawhawk | November 21, 2008 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Even the squirrels are more patriotic since Obama won the election. /Daily Kos

54. Posted by lawhawk | November 21, 2008 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:26

"Don't Tread on Me"... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by JB | November 21, 2008 10:26 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
JB:

"Don't Tread on Me"

55. Posted by JB | November 21, 2008 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:26

We patriotic squirrels slee... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Pilgrim1949 [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 21, 2008 10:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pilgrim1949[TypeKey Profile Page]:

We patriotic squirrels sleep soundly at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf to protect our nuts.

56. Posted by Pilgrim1949 [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 21, 2008 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:36

Bring it ON!!... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by geo [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 21, 2008 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
geo[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Bring it ON!!

57. Posted by geo [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 21, 2008 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:54

Wait, those nuts I collecte... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Jon | November 21, 2008 10:56 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Jon:

Wait, those nuts I collected? I have to give them to who? What the hell is "redistribution of nuts"? I'm a friggin squirrel, but even I don't understand how that makes sense...

58. Posted by Jon | November 21, 2008 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 10:56

This image, used by the Oba... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Jon | November 21, 2008 11:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jon:

This image, used by the Obama campaign, was shown to citizens during ACORN registration drives. For each registration a citizen filled out, they were told this obviously Patriotic squirrel would be granted one ACORN, thus where the group derived it's name from. While this was effective, it was not as successful as the Obama - "One Vote - Two Cigarettes" promotion in Detroit or the wildly popular national campaign "Shame, shame, shame on any white devil asking about an actualy policy!"

59. Posted by Jon | November 21, 2008 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 11:02

The answer to the famous bu... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by roger thistle | November 21, 2008 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
roger thistle:

The answer to the famous bumper sticker:

"Will the last American leaving Miami please take the flag?"

60. Posted by roger thistle | November 21, 2008 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 11:07

There's also a moose around... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by FormerHostage | November 21, 2008 11:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

There's also a moose around here somewhere!

61. Posted by FormerHostage | November 21, 2008 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 11:23

You humans may have f****d ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Ken Hahn | November 21, 2008 11:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ken Hahn:

You humans may have f****d it up but some of us are still willing to stand up for the falg.

62. Posted by Ken Hahn | November 21, 2008 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 11:47

"This land is your land, th... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Jewels | November 21, 2008 11:50 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Jewels:

"This land is your land, this land is my land, from Calif...wait, never mind, it's actually La Raza's land. Oops, my bad."

63. Posted by Jewels | November 21, 2008 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 11:50

Obama's pick for head of... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Mac Lorry | November 21, 2008 11:57 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Obama's pick for head of the EPA; a true tree hugger.

64. Posted by Mac Lorry | November 21, 2008 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 11:57

PETA hopes their new "Salut... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Joel | November 21, 2008 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

PETA hopes their new "Salute Me, Don't Eat Me" ad campaign will work.

65. Posted by Joel | November 21, 2008 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 12:03

Juneau, Alaska (AP) ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Porkopolis | November 21, 2008 12:04 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Juneau, Alaska (AP)

Evidence that Governor Palin was not properly vetted by the McCain campaign continues to surface.

Rumors about last year's disappearance of Bullwinkle, the famed Cold War warrior, have not abated. Rocky the Squirrel, continues his vigil and protest in front of the Governor's mansion demanding that Palin's freezer be searched for any evidence that might help investigators.

66. Posted by Porkopolis | November 21, 2008 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 12:04

Squirrels rally in oppositi... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Bungalowlife | November 21, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

Squirrels rally in opposition to Prop 8 which forbids equal marriage rights for squirrels in the State of California.

67. Posted by Bungalowlife | November 21, 2008 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 12:15

Another nutty flag waver!</... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Justrand [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 21, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Justrand[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Another nutty flag waver!

68. Posted by Justrand [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 21, 2008 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 12:25

"Hokey smoke, Bullwinkle! L... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by hpb | November 21, 2008 12:32 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
hpb:

"Hokey smoke, Bullwinkle! Look what I found in the trash from the Democrat convention!"

69. Posted by hpb | November 21, 2008 12:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 12:32

In his address to dishearte... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IowaRight:

In his address to disheartened Conservatives, Puffy the Squirrel reminded us "Remember, only YOU can prevent Flag Fires."

70. Posted by IowaRight | November 21, 2008 12:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 12:41

He'd be a shoe-in for an Ob... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by fustian | November 21, 2008 12:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

He'd be a shoe-in for an Obama cabinet position except for three things:
1. The patriotism.
2. A sensible foreign policy.
3. That massive squirrel-sized brain.

71. Posted by fustian | November 21, 2008 12:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 12:53

Add a couple of hogs and a ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by fustian | November 21, 2008 12:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Add a couple of hogs and a unicorn, and Obama can send the transition team home.

72. Posted by fustian | November 21, 2008 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 12:55

"And I gladly squirrel up n... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Narakay | November 21, 2008 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Narakay:

"And I gladly squirrel up next to you - God bless the USA!"

73. Posted by Narakay | November 21, 2008 1:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 13:08

<a href="http://www.daylife... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | November 21, 2008 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anon Y. Mous:

Link to (one) source

74. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | November 21, 2008 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 13:33

"Shoot if you must, this fl... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Jeff | November 21, 2008 1:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff:

"Shoot if you must, this fluffy brown tail,
but spare your country's flag, you scum-sucking, limp-wristed, weenie liberals", he wailed.

75. Posted by Jeff | November 21, 2008 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 13:38

Joe the Squirrel was one of... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Jeff | November 21, 2008 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Joe the Squirrel was one of the few in attendance for the local Veteran's Day Parade.

76. Posted by Jeff | November 21, 2008 1:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 13:41

Local squirrel prepares to ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | November 21, 2008 1:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Anon Y. Mous:

Local squirrel prepares to feather his nest with an American flag. When contacted for comment, the squirrel insisted he would not be intimidated by those seeking to question his patriotism.


77. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | November 21, 2008 1:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 13:51

"In an effort to have Ameri... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by retired miilitary | November 21, 2008 2:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired miilitary:

"In an effort to have Americans identify more with the rest of the world, Obama unveils the new national symbol."

78. Posted by retired miilitary | November 21, 2008 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 14:19

Drawing a line in the sand,... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by JB | November 21, 2008 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JB:

Drawing a line in the sand, the squirrel cry's out "you can break my balls, but keep your hands off my nuts."

79. Posted by JB | November 21, 2008 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 15:47

"Inauguration day???"... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 21, 2008 4:24 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"Inauguration day???"

"Looks like another brother moving into government housing to me!"

80. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 21, 2008 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 16:24

Show them your nuts!... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by VagaBond | November 21, 2008 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Show them your nuts!

81. Posted by VagaBond | November 21, 2008 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 17:24

One small step for a squirr... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by JV | November 21, 2008 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JV:

One small step for a squirrel, one giant leap for squirrel-kind.

82. Posted by JV | November 21, 2008 5:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 17:46

Rejected as Obama family pe... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Dodo David | November 21, 2008 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Rejected as Obama family pet
Reason: Too patriotic

83. Posted by Dodo David | November 21, 2008 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 17:56

In an attempt to quell crit... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by retired military | November 21, 2008 5:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

In an attempt to quell criticism about their poll the Zogby organization shows yet another Obama supporter who couldnt answer a single question correctly.

84. Posted by retired military | November 21, 2008 5:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 17:58

SpongeBob's friend Sandy, j... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Dodo David | November 21, 2008 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

SpongeBob's friend Sandy, just before she applies some karate to the leftist weasels trying to take over America.

85. Posted by Dodo David | November 21, 2008 6:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 18:02

The ACORN Conspiracy: got o... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by twolaneflash | November 21, 2008 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

The ACORN Conspiracy: got our flag, got ours nuts, coming for our guns.

86. Posted by twolaneflash | November 21, 2008 6:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 18:37

Commune nuts cans piracy... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by rodney dill | November 21, 2008 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Commune nuts cans piracy foiled.

87. Posted by rodney dill | November 21, 2008 9:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 21:04

Well, I won't be needing th... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by ijosha | November 21, 2008 9:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ijosha:

Well, I won't be needing this any more.
Guess I'll just stick it out here...

88. Posted by ijosha | November 21, 2008 9:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 21:11

"I'm proud to be an America... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Jack Bauer's Evil Brother | November 21, 2008 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack Bauer's Evil Brother:

"I'm proud to be an American, where at least my nuts are free!"

89. Posted by Jack Bauer's Evil Brother | November 21, 2008 11:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 21, 2008 23:40

It was the only logical out... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by rodney dill | November 22, 2008 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

It was the only logical outcome after all the nuts arrived in D.C.

90. Posted by rodney dill | November 22, 2008 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 22, 2008 10:12

Obama has decided that havi... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 23, 2008 6:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama has decided that having a predator as America's symbol sends the wrong message to the world so the Bald Eagle will be replaced by a fuzzy squirrel. Clearly this is "change" nutroots have been expecting.

91. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 23, 2008 6:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 23, 2008 06:50

DRUDGEBREAKING: ACORN opera... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by rodney dill | November 23, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: ACORN operatives and community organizers storm Washington to assert their role in the Obama administration -- One interviewed said, "Obama promised that he would invite us here to define his adminis.... Oh look shiny...."

92. Posted by rodney dill | November 23, 2008 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 23, 2008 07:35

Patriotism breaks out in Wa... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by rodney dill | November 23, 2008 11:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Patriotism breaks out in Washington D.C. as Obama names George Bailey's uncle Billy as Secretary of the Treasury.

93. Posted by rodney dill | November 23, 2008 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 23, 2008 11:13

Update: <... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 24, 2008 1:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

94. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 24, 2008 1:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2008 01:45




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