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Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce

Special orders do upset us.

A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

Other than the title of the post, I can't think of anything smart alecky to say. Wizbang readers can leave their own wisecracks.


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Comments (11)

I wonder whether the cheese... (Below threshold)

I wonder whether the cheeseburger was loaded or not.
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What's the beef?... (Below threshold)
glenn:

What's the beef?

Here's the beef!... (Below threshold)
glenn:

Here's the beef!

Want fries with that?... (Below threshold)
glenn:

Want fries with that?

Hold the pickles, hold the ... (Below threshold)

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce... was a Burger King lingo. Although I would imagine that a Big Mac might be more lethal.

Sounds like a rehearsal for... (Below threshold)
Burt:

Sounds like a rehearsal for the well known custom concerning the cutting of the wedding cake.

Not exactly what McD's had ... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Not exactly what McD's had in mind with their "Big Mac attack" campaign.

Throw his buns in jail.... (Below threshold)

Throw his buns in jail.

See the thread above about ... (Below threshold)
bobdog:

See the thread above about banning knives in the UK.

Even if they ban cheeseburgers, the lawless thugs will just start throwing people from rooftops. We must ban gravity NOW! Before it's TOO LATE!

Heh.And here I tho... (Below threshold)
ExSubNuke:

Heh.

And here I thought only Boxers had faces that looked like hamburger.

*ba dump, Ching!!!*

I'm here all week. Tip the waitresses, and try the veal. :)

See, all I hadda do was pri... (Below threshold)
glenn:

See, all I hadda do was prime the pump a little.




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