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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Chris Chelios of the Detroit Red Wings greets some fans after the Red Wings won 6-4 against the Chicago Blackhawks during the NHL Winter Classic at Wrigley Field in Chicago, Illinois. (AFP/Getty Images/Jonathan Daniel)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"Pinch" Schulzburger (spell... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Pinch" Schulzburger (spelling) faces the music at the quarterly NY TIMES ttockholders meeting.

Hank Paulson meets with the... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Hank Paulson meets with the latest crowd of people wanting bailouts.

Hockey be berry berry good ... (Below threshold)

Hockey be berry berry good to me.

Grandfather to grandson (fr... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Grandfather to grandson (front row) at the opening of the National Hockey History museum. "Why boy, we used to be able to play hockey but then they found that people seeing the ice made them realize that global warming was a hoax so the democrats banned it."

Even after last minute chan... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Even after last minute changes, the Cubs STILL managed to lose in the playoffs.

Blagojevich presides over t... (Below threshold)

Blagojevich presides over the Illinois Senate seat auction.

Obama "I thought you said w... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama "I thought you said we were going to see Halle (Berry). If I knew that you said Hockey we wouldn't have come. You know you wont catch a black man out skating on ice"

Global warming is turning m... (Below threshold)

Global warming is turning more and more of our baseball fields into hockey rinks!

Al Gore gives his latest gl... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Al Gore gives his latest global warming speech after throwing out the first ball in Chicago at the opening of baseball season.

Simultaneous to the camera'... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Simultaneous to the camera's flash Chelios collapsed in a heap, drawing a two minute roughing minor on the photographer.

I went to a baseball game a... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I went to a baseball game and hockey broke out.

Hey, somebody has to win a ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey, somebody has to win a game here.

Dateline Jan 21, 2009 - A... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline Jan 21, 2009 - After "The Star Spangled Banner" was done away with by executive decree (separation of the church and state) the crowd now is forced to stand for singing of "Hail to Obama" before all sporting events.

Do Not Feed the Hockey Play... (Below threshold)

Do Not Feed the Hockey Players.

So..what's Blago givin' up ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

So..what's Blago givin' up for this place?

Cheli: "Man, if I only coul... (Below threshold)
Gizmo:

Cheli: "Man, if I only could have gotten the chili concession for this place too!!!"

"So, dude, you like, what?,... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"So, dude, you like, what?, play left field?"

With the new Political corr... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

With the new Political correctness standards put in place by the Obama administration each player's photogenic qualities is now figured into a formula to determine his pay. Less photogenic players recieve a higher pay rating in this area to offset lost revenue from advertisment income.

Baseball promises to be far... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Baseball promises to be far more exciting this year now that body checks will be allowed.

Pay for Play in Chicago; NH... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Pay for Play in Chicago; NHL Style.

Dateline - December 2009. ... (Below threshold)
retired miliitary:

Dateline - December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President's Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and improper role models to young children.

Chelios, on thin ice. Much ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Chelios, on thin ice. Much like many of this states politicians.

Messed up . should read... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Messed up . should read

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Dateline - December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President's Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) committee outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and the improper signals it sent to young children.

Hey any of you guys have an... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey any of you guys have an extra Barack Obama bobblehead?

Hey kid...go get me a beer.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey kid...go get me a beer.

Messed up . should read... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Messed up . should read

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Dateline - December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President's Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) committee outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and the improper behavior which it exposed to young children.

Blago: "This seat is puckin... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Blago: "This seat is pucking gold!"

"Yer in Chicago. Smile and ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Yer in Chicago. Smile and say 'Sleeze'!"

"It could be. It might be. ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"It could be. It might be. IT IS! A GOAL!!!"

Gimme the puck back. That'... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Gimme the puck back. That's not a foul ball.

Photo shows a few members o... (Below threshold)

Photo shows a few members of Obama's staff meeting with Blagojevich to discuss Senate seat appointment.

A: Who is at wing?C:... (Below threshold)
Spike:

A: Who is at wing?
C: No. Who is at center.
A: I'm not asking you Who is at center. I'm asking you Who is at wing?

"A 1, a 2, a 3 ... Take me ... (Below threshold)

"A 1, a 2, a 3 ... Take me out to the ice rink, take me out to the pond ..."

(in your best Harry Carey)

"No, kid, that's not Stanle... (Below threshold)

"No, kid, that's not Stanley's Cup, it's mine."

See hell has frozen over an... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

See hell has frozen over and now the CUBS can win a world series. mpw

"... and remember to stop b... (Below threshold)

"... and remember to stop by Cheli's Chili bar when you're in the Detroit area."

This is as close to me as y... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

This is as close to me as you'll get all day; now go set in the bleachers and get out your binoculars to watch the game.....losers!

"Piss on old-time hockey."<... (Below threshold)

"Piss on old-time hockey."

Blago: "This seat is puckin... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Blago: "This seat is pucking cold!"

[#27...coulda, shoulda, didn't. ]

Well kids, hockey is 90% me... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Well kids, hockey is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

Rueters Headline - Global w... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Rueters Headline - Global warming has become so severe that hockey players now have to stand on white tarps instead of ice to have their pictures taken.

NY TIMES HEADLINE (May 15, ... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

NY TIMES HEADLINE (May 15, 2009) - Democrats blame Bush's failed environomental politicies on the lack of ice at Wrigley Field.

In a moment, I will bend ov... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

In a moment, I will bend over and you can all kiss my ass.

What are all of you Detroit... (Below threshold)
MPR:

What are all of you Detroit fans doing here in Obamalala land?

300-year veteran Chris Chel... (Below threshold)

300-year veteran Chris Chelios' embalmed sarcophagus was presented to the media just prior to his final appearance.

His body blocked six shots during the subsequent game.

His post-game interral will be at center ice.

"Sean Avery dates all my... (Below threshold)

"Sean Avery dates all my ex-girlfriends."

"I'll do pictures from 10 f... (Below threshold)

"I'll do pictures from 10 feet away only. You have 10 seconds. Don't ask for autographs, and if you want to live pain free, don't touch me."

Al Gore's "Extinction: Stic... (Below threshold)
smitch:

Al Gore's "Extinction: Sticky and Dead Tour 2009" kicked off in Miami yesterday. The tour showcases species endangered by global warming such as this hockey player.

"The Hanson brothers are a ... (Below threshold)

"The Hanson brothers are a bunch of retards... and no, I don't mean the hockey players."

"Take Me Out de jeu de ball... (Below threshold)
RB:

"Take Me Out de jeu de balle"

Hell Freezes Over - Cubs St... (Below threshold)

Hell Freezes Over - Cubs Still Lack Pennant

Unaware that the world had ended Cub fans appeared jubilant at Wrigley Field yesterday while taking pictures of the Grim Reaper. Nearly three months after the last out of the Cub season fans continued to cling to hope that "2008 is the year!" When informed that it was now 2009 one fan simply screamed "Woo-Woo!" and walked away.

"Boy, Alfonso Soriano sure ... (Below threshold)

"Boy, Alfonso Soriano sure looks different up close, doesn't he?"

"Outdoors....indoors...ez m... (Below threshold)

"Outdoors....indoors...ez matter not. We still keek Chicago's ass."

"Buy me some peanuts and oc... (Below threshold)

"Buy me some peanuts and octopus..."

"...yeah, we know the Cubs ... (Below threshold)

"...yeah, we know the Cubs need a hitter and the free agent market is a little thin, but...."

"GM Jim Landry introduces t... (Below threshold)

"GM Jim Landry introduces the Cubs big free agent signing for 2009..."

Fan: "Psst Chelios, if I gi... (Below threshold)

Fan: "Psst Chelios, if I give you this goat will you go into the locker room and sacrifice it?"

"Hey, you're not Chelios! Y... (Below threshold)

"Hey, you're not Chelios! You're Steve Bartman!...KILL HIM!!!

"Boy, is Lou Pinella gonna ... (Below threshold)

"Boy, is Lou Pinella gonna be pissed when he sees the new closer."

Red Wings defenseman Chris ... (Below threshold)
ras:

Red Wings defenseman Chris Chelios is cheered by Cubs fans after his jarring bodycheck of Yankees outfielder Hideki Matsui prevented what would have been a game-winning catch for the Yanks. Chelios later scored the winning run when Catcher Jorge Posada lost both the ball and his hand as Chelios crossed the plate.

"You're standing on the pro... (Below threshold)
steve:

"You're standing on the proposed gravesite of the Cub's fan who caught that foul ball. So any of you yahoos that want to catch a puck today, remember that!"

The Icemen Cometh</p... (Below threshold)

The Icemen Cometh

"Hey hosers! How do you li... (Below threshold)

"Hey hosers! How do you like us playin' hockey on a baseball field, eh?"

Even with a different sport... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Even with a different sport being played at Wrigley there still was no chance of a pennant being won.

Chelios: Black Hawks? I tho... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Chelios: Black Hawks? I thought we were playing the Black Sox. Shit, I'll need more money.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take ... (Below threshold)

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice,
pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

Who Said " Suck A Puck You ... (Below threshold)

Who Said " Suck A Puck You Smuck?"

"How much for that one's st... (Below threshold)
hyperbolist:

"How much for that one's stem cells? ... What, you think I'm still playing at age 46 because I eat healthy and exercise regularly?"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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