4. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired miilitary:
Grandfather to grandson (front row) at the opening of the National Hockey History museum. "Why boy, we used to be able to play hockey but then they found that people seeing the ice made them realize that global warming was a hoax so the democrats banned it."
4. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
7. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
retired miilitary:
Obama "I thought you said we were going to see Halle (Berry). If I knew that you said Hockey we wouldn't have come. You know you wont catch a black man out skating on ice"
7. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
13. Posted by
retired military | January 2, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
retired military:
Dateline Jan 21, 2009 - After "The Star Spangled Banner" was done away with by executive decree (separation of the church and state) the crowd now is forced to stand for singing of "Hail to Obama" before all sporting events.
13. Posted by
retired military | January 2, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
18. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired miilitary:
With the new Political correctness standards put in place by the Obama administration each player's photogenic qualities is now figured into a formula to determine his pay. Less photogenic players recieve a higher pay rating in this area to offset lost revenue from advertisment income.
18. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
21. Posted by
retired miliitary | January 2, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired miliitary:
Dateline - December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President's Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and improper role models to young children.
21. Posted by
retired miliitary | January 2, 2009 9:08 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
23. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired miilitary:
Messed up . should read
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Dateline - December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President's Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) committee outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and the improper signals it sent to young children.
23. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
26. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired miilitary:
Messed up . should read
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Dateline - December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President's Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) committee outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and the improper behavior which it exposed to young children.
26. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
41. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 10:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired miilitary:
Rueters Headline - Global warming has become so severe that hockey players now have to stand on white tarps instead of ice to have their pictures taken.
41. Posted by
retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 10:42 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
48. Posted by
smitch | January 2, 2009 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitch:
Al Gore's "Extinction: Sticky and Dead Tour 2009" kicked off in Miami yesterday. The tour showcases species endangered by global warming such as this hockey player.
48. Posted by
smitch | January 2, 2009 2:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unaware that the world had ended Cub fans appeared jubilant at Wrigley Field yesterday while taking pictures of the Grim Reaper. Nearly three months after the last out of the Cub season fans continued to cling to hope that "2008 is the year!" When informed that it was now 2009 one fan simply screamed "Woo-Woo!" and walked away.
51. Posted by
EL Rider | January 2, 2009 2:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
60. Posted by
ras | January 2, 2009 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ras:
Red Wings defenseman Chris Chelios is cheered by Cubs fans after his jarring bodycheck of Yankees outfielder Hideki Matsui prevented what would have been a game-winning catch for the Yanks. Chelios later scored the winning run when Catcher Jorge Posada lost both the ball and his hand as Chelios crossed the plate.
60. Posted by
ras | January 2, 2009 3:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
61. Posted by
steve | January 2, 2009 3:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
steve:
"You're standing on the proposed gravesite of the Cub's fan who caught that foul ball. So any of you yahoos that want to catch a puck today, remember that!"
61. Posted by
steve | January 2, 2009 3:45 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
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Comments (69)
"Pinch" Schulzburger (spell... (Below threshold)1. Posted by retired military | January 2, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Pinch" Schulzburger (spelling) faces the music at the quarterly NY TIMES ttockholders meeting.
1. Posted by retired military | January 2, 2009 7:49 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 07:49
2. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hank Paulson meets with the latest crowd of people wanting bailouts.
2. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 07:50
3. Posted by fustian | January 2, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hockey be berry berry good to me.
3. Posted by fustian | January 2, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 07:51
4. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Grandfather to grandson (front row) at the opening of the National Hockey History museum. "Why boy, we used to be able to play hockey but then they found that people seeing the ice made them realize that global warming was a hoax so the democrats banned it."
4. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 07:53
5. Posted by hermie | January 2, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Even after last minute changes, the Cubs STILL managed to lose in the playoffs.
5. Posted by hermie | January 2, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 07:55
6. Posted by fustian | January 2, 2009 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Blagojevich presides over the Illinois Senate seat auction.
6. Posted by fustian | January 2, 2009 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 07:56
7. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Obama "I thought you said we were going to see Halle (Berry). If I knew that you said Hockey we wouldn't have come. You know you wont catch a black man out skating on ice"
7. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 07:57
8. Posted by fustian | January 2, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Global warming is turning more and more of our baseball fields into hockey rinks!
8. Posted by fustian | January 2, 2009 7:59 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 07:59
9. Posted by retired military | January 2, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Al Gore gives his latest global warming speech after throwing out the first ball in Chicago at the opening of baseball season.
9. Posted by retired military | January 2, 2009 7:59 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 07:59
10. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 2, 2009 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Simultaneous to the camera's flash Chelios collapsed in a heap, drawing a two minute roughing minor on the photographer.
10. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 2, 2009 8:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 08:26
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
I went to a baseball game and hockey broke out.
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 08:32
12. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Hey, somebody has to win a game here.
12. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 08:34
13. Posted by retired military | January 2, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Dateline Jan 21, 2009 - After "The Star Spangled Banner" was done away with by executive decree (separation of the church and state) the crowd now is forced to stand for singing of "Hail to Obama" before all sporting events.
13. Posted by retired military | January 2, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 08:35
14. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 2, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Do Not Feed the Hockey Players.
14. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 2, 2009 8:38 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 08:38
15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So..what's Blago givin' up for this place?
15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 08:52
16. Posted by Gizmo | January 2, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheli: "Man, if I only could have gotten the chili concession for this place too!!!"
16. Posted by Gizmo | January 2, 2009 8:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 08:54
17. Posted by Faith+1 | January 2, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So, dude, you like, what?, play left field?"
17. Posted by Faith+1 | January 2, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:03
18. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
With the new Political correctness standards put in place by the Obama administration each player's photogenic qualities is now figured into a formula to determine his pay. Less photogenic players recieve a higher pay rating in this area to offset lost revenue from advertisment income.
18. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:04
19. Posted by Faith+1 | January 2, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baseball promises to be far more exciting this year now that body checks will be allowed.
19. Posted by Faith+1 | January 2, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:05
20. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pay for Play in Chicago; NHL Style.
20. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:07
21. Posted by retired miliitary | January 2, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dateline - December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President's Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and improper role models to young children.
21. Posted by retired miliitary | January 2, 2009 9:08 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:08
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Chelios, on thin ice. Much like many of this states politicians.
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 9:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:08
23. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Messed up . should read
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Dateline - December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President's Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) committee outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and the improper signals it sent to young children.
23. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:09
24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 9:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hey any of you guys have an extra Barack Obama bobblehead?
24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 9:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:10
25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 9:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey kid...go get me a beer.
25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 9:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:11
26. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Messed up . should read
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Dateline - December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President's Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) committee outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and the improper behavior which it exposed to young children.
26. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:13
27. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Blago: "This seat is pucking gold!"
27. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:13
28. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Yer in Chicago. Smile and say 'Sleeze'!"
28. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:15
29. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"It could be. It might be. IT IS! A GOAL!!!"
29. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:17
30. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 2, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Gimme the puck back. That's not a foul ball.
30. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 2, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:17
31. Posted by fustian | January 2, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photo shows a few members of Obama's staff meeting with Blagojevich to discuss Senate seat appointment.
31. Posted by fustian | January 2, 2009 9:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:20
32. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:21 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
A: Who is at wing?
C: No. Who is at center.
A: I'm not asking you Who is at center. I'm asking you Who is at wing?
32. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 9:21 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:21
33. Posted by Giacomo | January 2, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
"A 1, a 2, a 3 ... Take me out to the ice rink, take me out to the pond ..."
(in your best Harry Carey)
33. Posted by Giacomo | January 2, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:28
34. Posted by Giacomo | January 2, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"No, kid, that's not Stanley's Cup, it's mine."
34. Posted by Giacomo | January 2, 2009 9:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:30
35. Posted by mpw280 | January 2, 2009 9:32 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
See hell has frozen over and now the CUBS can win a world series. mpw
35. Posted by mpw280 | January 2, 2009 9:32 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:32
36. Posted by rodney dill | January 2, 2009 9:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"... and remember to stop by Cheli's Chili bar when you're in the Detroit area."
36. Posted by rodney dill | January 2, 2009 9:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:57
37. Posted by Imhotep | January 2, 2009 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is as close to me as you'll get all day; now go set in the bleachers and get out your binoculars to watch the game.....losers!
37. Posted by Imhotep | January 2, 2009 9:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 09:58
38. Posted by rodney dill | January 2, 2009 10:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Piss on old-time hockey."
38. Posted by rodney dill | January 2, 2009 10:01 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 10:01
39. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Blago: "This seat is pucking cold!"
[#27...coulda, shoulda, didn't. ]
39. Posted by Spike | January 2, 2009 10:28 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 10:28
40. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 10:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Well kids, hockey is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
40. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 2, 2009 10:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 10:28
41. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 10:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Rueters Headline - Global warming has become so severe that hockey players now have to stand on white tarps instead of ice to have their pictures taken.
41. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 10:42 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 10:42
42. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
NY TIMES HEADLINE (May 15, 2009) - Democrats blame Bush's failed environomental politicies on the lack of ice at Wrigley Field.
42. Posted by retired miilitary | January 2, 2009 10:51 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 10:51
43. Posted by GarandFan | January 2, 2009 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a moment, I will bend over and you can all kiss my ass.
43. Posted by GarandFan | January 2, 2009 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 11:09
44. Posted by MPR | January 2, 2009 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What are all of you Detroit fans doing here in Obamalala land?
44. Posted by MPR | January 2, 2009 11:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 11:23
45. Posted by Stevie the K | January 2, 2009 11:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
300-year veteran Chris Chelios' embalmed sarcophagus was presented to the media just prior to his final appearance.
His body blocked six shots during the subsequent game.
His post-game interral will be at center ice.
45. Posted by Stevie the K | January 2, 2009 11:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 11:44
46. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 2, 2009 12:24 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Sean Avery dates all my ex-girlfriends."
46. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 2, 2009 12:24 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 12:24
47. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 2, 2009 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll do pictures from 10 feet away only. You have 10 seconds. Don't ask for autographs, and if you want to live pain free, don't touch me."
47. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 2, 2009 1:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 13:44
48. Posted by smitch | January 2, 2009 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore's "Extinction: Sticky and Dead Tour 2009" kicked off in Miami yesterday. The tour showcases species endangered by global warming such as this hockey player.
48. Posted by smitch | January 2, 2009 2:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 14:10
49. Posted by rodney dill | January 2, 2009 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Hanson brothers are a bunch of retards... and no, I don't mean the hockey players."
49. Posted by rodney dill | January 2, 2009 2:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 14:18
50. Posted by RB | January 2, 2009 2:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Take Me Out de jeu de balle"
50. Posted by RB | January 2, 2009 2:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 14:31
51. Posted by EL Rider | January 2, 2009 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hell Freezes Over - Cubs Still Lack Pennant
Unaware that the world had ended Cub fans appeared jubilant at Wrigley Field yesterday while taking pictures of the Grim Reaper. Nearly three months after the last out of the Cub season fans continued to cling to hope that "2008 is the year!" When informed that it was now 2009 one fan simply screamed "Woo-Woo!" and walked away.
51. Posted by EL Rider | January 2, 2009 2:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 14:37
52. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 2:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Boy, Alfonso Soriano sure looks different up close, doesn't he?"
52. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 2:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 14:41
53. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Outdoors....indoors...ez matter not. We still keek Chicago's ass."
53. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 2:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 14:44
54. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 2:51 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Buy me some peanuts and octopus..."
54. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 2:51 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 14:51
55. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...yeah, we know the Cubs need a hitter and the free agent market is a little thin, but...."
55. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 2:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 14:53
56. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"GM Jim Landry introduces the Cubs big free agent signing for 2009..."
56. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 3:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 15:01
57. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fan: "Psst Chelios, if I give you this goat will you go into the locker room and sacrifice it?"
57. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 3:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 15:04
58. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, you're not Chelios! You're Steve Bartman!...KILL HIM!!!
58. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 3:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 15:05
59. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Boy, is Lou Pinella gonna be pissed when he sees the new closer."
59. Posted by Peter F. | January 2, 2009 3:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 15:20
60. Posted by ras | January 2, 2009 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red Wings defenseman Chris Chelios is cheered by Cubs fans after his jarring bodycheck of Yankees outfielder Hideki Matsui prevented what would have been a game-winning catch for the Yanks. Chelios later scored the winning run when Catcher Jorge Posada lost both the ball and his hand as Chelios crossed the plate.
60. Posted by ras | January 2, 2009 3:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 15:42
61. Posted by steve | January 2, 2009 3:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You're standing on the proposed gravesite of the Cub's fan who caught that foul ball. So any of you yahoos that want to catch a puck today, remember that!"
61. Posted by steve | January 2, 2009 3:45 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 15:45
62. Posted by Porkopolis | January 2, 2009 4:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Icemen Cometh
62. Posted by Porkopolis | January 2, 2009 4:01 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 16:01
63. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 2, 2009 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey hosers! How do you like us playin' hockey on a baseball field, eh?"
63. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 2, 2009 5:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 17:50
64. Posted by Gmac | January 2, 2009 11:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even with a different sport being played at Wrigley there still was no chance of a pennant being won.
64. Posted by Gmac | January 2, 2009 11:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2009 23:18
65. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 3, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chelios: Black Hawks? I thought we were playing the Black Sox. Shit, I'll need more money.
65. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 3, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 3, 2009 08:59
66. Posted by rodney dill | January 3, 2009 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice,
pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
66. Posted by rodney dill | January 3, 2009 10:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 3, 2009 10:22
67. Posted by radio free fred | January 3, 2009 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who Said " Suck A Puck You Smuck?"
67. Posted by radio free fred | January 3, 2009 11:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 3, 2009 11:51
68. Posted by hyperbolist | January 3, 2009 8:16 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"How much for that one's stem cells? ... What, you think I'm still playing at age 46 because I eat healthy and exercise regularly?"
68. Posted by hyperbolist | January 3, 2009 8:16 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 3, 2009 20:16
69. Posted by Kevin
| January 5, 2009 12:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
69. Posted by Kevin
| January 5, 2009 12:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 5, 2009 00:41