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Not your average Florida drunk.

Detectives charged a man with sexual battery after a woman said the man performed oral sex on her while she was sleeping, according to an arrest affidavit.

Steven Negron, 50, of the 1900 block of 45th Avenue, Vero Beach, was being held at the Indian River County Jail in lieu of $50,000 bail. Negron denied the accusation in his interview with detectives.

The woman told the Sheriff's Office that Negron had stayed at her home after a night of drinking among friends. At 5:15 a.m. Tuesday, the woman was sleeping in her bed when Negron, who she assumed initially was her boyfriend, took off her pants and performed oral sex on her, the report said. When she realized it wasn't her boyfriend, she ordered Negron out of the house, the report said.

Is Negron a lesbian trapped in a man's body?


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Comments (13)

OK, I don't consider myself... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

OK, I don't consider myself a prude, but is this story apropos of anything?

Drunken rednecks having sex... (Below threshold)

Drunken rednecks having sex? This is unprecedented.
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Sounds like a waste of the ... (Below threshold)
SillyPuddy:

Sounds like a waste of the courts time unless there is more too it.

Did they do a DNA test on h... (Below threshold)
ODA315:

Did they do a DNA test on his mustache?

"When she realized it wasn'... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"When she realized it wasn't her boyfriend, she ordered Negron out of the house, the report said."

an hour and a half later....

I bet it was the look in hi... (Below threshold)

I bet it was the look in his eyes.

This is more important than... (Below threshold)
epador:

This is more important than O picking S Gupta as Surgeon General????

I know we're all tempted to... (Below threshold)
Parthenon:

I know we're all tempted to laugh at this... but we shouldn't. I mean, unless the woman bears no scars, then laugh away.

I know it's sophomoric of m... (Below threshold)
Tammy:

I know it's sophomoric of me to snicker, but I looovvve the title to this article. Bill, thanks for the laugh.

His excuse..."I was just tr... (Below threshold)
Xiphos:

His excuse..."I was just trying to get to nose her better:)

Hmmmmm, this post is not qu... (Below threshold)
Wordygirl:

Hmmmmm, this post is not quite up to the standards and quality I've come to expect from Wizbang. No point whatsoever, and the double entendres used ... well, not so clever.

Hmmmmm, this post ... (Below threshold)
Rose Hughes:
Hmmmmm, this post is not quite up to the standards and quality I've come to expect from Wizbang. No point whatsoever, and the double entendres used ... well, not so clever.

Well said.

VERY VERY well said.

Bill,"Lesbian trap... (Below threshold)
Dave Noble:

Bill,

"Lesbian trapped in a man's body" because he
performed oral sex on a woman? Huh? Way too much indirect information about your own sexual predilections and prohibitions.




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