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Let me introduce to you Wang Guiying-

A 107-year-old Chinese woman who was afraid to marry when she was young has decided to look for her first husband and hopes to find a fellow centenarian so they will have something to talk about, a Chinese paper reported.

Wang Guiying is worried she is becoming a burden to her aging nieces and nephews since breaking her leg when she was 102 and had to stop doing chores like washing her clothes.

"I'm already 107 and I still haven't got married," the Chongqing Commercial Times quoted her saying. "What will happen if I don't hurry up and find a husband?"

Well if don't instead of marrying an American and it lasting less than two years, you won't get deported then. I think I'll let Wizbang readers come up with the wisecracks.

Ms. Wang wants someone to talk to as she gets on in years. How many married couples stop talking at 45 or 50? Never mind.

Local officials have said they are happy to help Wang search for a 100-year old groom, and suggested her family get in touch with old people's homes to find candidates, the paper said.
Now I'm picturing her, her husband, or both of them dying on their wedding night. Matchmaker....Matchmaker....make her a match.

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