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Will the tahe hit the fan before he is caught?

Today's headline of the day.

Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay

Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.

That's unless you get hit with contaminated feces. Don't you just love the Sunshine State?

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Comments (2)

I wonder what would happen ... (Below threshold)
glenn:

I wonder what would happen if somebody whacked the monkey?

Feces throwing monkey. Rem... (Below threshold)
epador:

Feces throwing monkey. Reminds me of some of the Yahoo's in the comment threads here.


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