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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Spam. With the highest per capita consumption of Spam, Hawaiians consider the well known can a staple item. Now that the new president has been seen noshing on Spam during a recent trip to the islands will the mainland be far behind in embracing the processed meat. (THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Larry Crowe)


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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Here we see the state dinne... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Here we see the state dinner the Obamas have planned for Gordon Brown and his family.

Democrats to Americans: "Le... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Democrats to Americans: "Let them eat Spam".

Your share of the $10,000,0... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Your share of the $10,000,000,000,000 pork

America has been forced to ... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

America has been forced to downgrade in many areas. Instead of Steak we have SPAM, instead of Bush we have Obama.

spam, spam, spam, spam spam... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

spam, spam, spam, spam spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, stimulus, and spam

Trading down.... (Below threshold)
James H:

Trading down.

Demint: I don't like spam!<... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Demint: I don't like spam!
Pelosi: Don't cause a fuss, I'll take your spam, I love it!

Wow, it looks like I won. ... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Wow, it looks like I won. As soon as I posted my caption a big "WINNER!" started flashing on the screen. Thanks Kevin. ;-)

You can put lipstick on a p... (Below threshold)

You can put lipstick on a pig... but its better to grind up the lips, snout, ears, feet and anus to make a tasty meal

DRUDGEBREAKING: Exclusive e... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Exclusive evidence has surfaced, indicating that all of Pres'ent 'Bamas speeches have been canned. Developing...

Limbaugh: "Stick a spork in... (Below threshold)

Limbaugh: "Stick a spork in 'im, he's done."

"No Thanks. It's Friday... ... (Below threshold)

"No Thanks. It's Friday... I'll have the Phish instead."

Let them eat Spam.... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Let them eat Spam.

No matter how you slice it,... (Below threshold)
Bob:

No matter how you slice it, it's going to cost you.

Oooops. I didn't see #2.</p... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Oooops. I didn't see #2.

Never mind

I can't wait to see how you... (Below threshold)
BPG:

I can't wait to see how you're gonna cram that into my inbox...

What does spam and Obama's ... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

What does spam and Obama's stimulus bill have in common?

Reading what is it actually contains is enough to make you sick to your stomach.

Wow, real Asian cuisine. I ... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

Wow, real Asian cuisine. I had this stuff at fancy eating joint in Japan. We get it now in the US. The economy must be good.

Red Meat for Commrades...</... (Below threshold)
Jason Whitley:

Red Meat for Commrades...

What does spam and anal sex... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

What does spam and anal sex have in common?

If you didn't like it as a child, chances are you won't like it as an adult.

I know.....that's bad. But hey, we are all getting it now whether we like it or not.

The headline: Hormel Foods... (Below threshold)
Dos:

The headline: Hormel Foods launched a new ad campaign, Spam is Your Patriotic Duty

"Spam - Yes we can help put nutrituous food on your table while you are paying for your neighbor's morgage. Do your part and help America today!"

This is not the filet migno... (Below threshold)
jim2:

This is not the filet mignon I thought I knew.

What does Spam and Obama's ... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

What does Spam and Obama's new administration have in common?

Both are served up as a delightful new and improved recipe, but when all is said and done, they both go down like a shit sandwich.

Spam, the new white-ish mea... (Below threshold)
Tango:

Spam, the new white-ish meat.

Once reserved for the palat... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Once reserved for the palates of Hawaiian gourmets, President Obama has created a Spam Czar operating from the Office of Spam Affairs with a budget of 200 billion dollars. The puprose is to ensure that all Americans include Spam in at least one of their daily meals.

President Obama has waived the lobbyist rules and will be appointing former lobbyists from Hormel to head up this new and vital Office.

"Here we see the state dinn... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Here we see the state dinner the Obamas have planned for the King of Saudi Arabia."

The culinary students who r... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The culinary students who recently visited the White House were suprised when they learned abou their new mandatory college course "Preparing White House Cuisine"

Welcome to the White House ... (Below threshold)
Jim C:

Welcome to the White House Prime Minister Brown. Hors d'Oeurve?

The menu for the next White... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The menu for the next White House super bowl party has been decided upon.

President Obama's Surgeon G... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama's Surgeon General promotes the latest health food approved for distribution along with the govt milk and cheese program.

"so much focuses on those l... (Below threshold)

"so much focuses on those little, tiny - yes - porky amendments: the American people really don't care."

Obama ".. and I promise a c... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama ".. and I promise a can of spam in every pot."

Wagyu for The One. Spam for... (Below threshold)

Wagyu for The One. Spam for the People.

President Obama: It's not j... (Below threshold)

President Obama: It's not just universal housing and universal health care that are vital needs in this country! We also must have universal government-provided food so that no one goes hungry! Here is a sample of what all your meals will look like under my new Food to Grow By plan.

It's not technically</e... (Below threshold)

It's not technically pork.

What Eight Hundred Billion ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

What Eight Hundred Billion Dollars buys these days ...

#5Lets sing another ... (Below threshold)
epador:

#5
Lets sing another chorus:

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Stimulus, Spam
Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam

But I don't WANT any stimulus!

Under the Obama universal h... (Below threshold)
jennifer:

Under the Obama universal heath plan, prescription drugs are affordable. Spam now means "Sick People Are Mended". The toothpicks do add a bit to the overhead, but the Obama administration covers that costs in the spirit of affordability.

President Obama couldnt und... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama couldnt understand why the Iranian President got up and left the dinner in the middle of the second course which consisted of Ramien with beanie weenies.

It's bipartisanship. In a ... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

It's bipartisanship. In a can.

The dems voted for Wagyu Ko... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

The dems voted for Wagyu Kobe Steak, but what they elected was spam lite.

The Obamas' gift to the Pri... (Below threshold)

The Obamas' gift to the Prime Minister Brown was not well received.

As far as the new administr... (Below threshold)

As far as the new administration is concerned I only wanna see the ass canned.

"Well as long as I can get ... (Below threshold)

"Well as long as I can get it with arugula."

Obama presents a new Americ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama presents a new American product

"Waygu beef in a can"

Why America is going broke ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Why America is going broke - Obama paid $100 a can for this Waygu beef.

As Senator Specter read the... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

As Senator Specter read the note attached to the gift basket it became clear that the democrats had deceived him.

"Thanks for your stimulus vote don't spend it all in one place LOL - Reid."

President Obama "My Waygu b... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama "My Waygu beef just didnt taste right and our scientists have determined that this is empirical proof of global warming"

Obama liedWaygu di... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama lied

Waygu died.

A few years from now we'll ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

A few years from now we'll all be fondly remembering the good old days when we could afford to put a little spam on our catsup sandwiches.

Now we know what Michelle O... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Now we know what Michelle Obama was really serving up at that Soup Kitchen.

When Barack Obama told his ... (Below threshold)
Sturatt:

When Barack Obama told his Wednesday night White House cocktail party h'ordeurve staff they needed to begin "living within their means", this is not what he had in mind.

Spam, it's what's for dinne... (Below threshold)
Janice:

Spam, it's what's for dinner.

Socialist Presidents... (Below threshold)
Sturatt:

Socialist
Presidents
Are
Morons

Spam the new caviar... (Below threshold)
gregory:

Spam the new caviar

Excellent one Sturatt... (Below threshold)

Excellent one Sturatt

Obama is like Spam - All ma... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Obama is like Spam - All marketing and packaging, but once you find out what's really inside, there's no way you would go for it....

Here we see the red meat th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we see the red meat that the democrats promised the American people.

Obama's teleprompter went o... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama's teleprompter went on the Fritz during his speech on the Middle East and journalist were confused when he mispronounced Iran.

Obama ".. and if it is good... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama ".. and if it is good enough for my aunt who is on welfare living in the country illegally then it should be good enough for you.

Includes everything from th... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Includes everything from the snooter to pooter

Spam Ingredients: Pork snou... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Spam Ingredients: Pork snout, pork feet, and other pork head meat.

Obama Ingredients: Marx, Lenin, Mao, Malcolm X, Jimmy Carter, and one empty suit.


I'll have the Spam please....

The Kennedy's have Camelot.... (Below threshold)
lisapope:

The Kennedy's have Camelot...
The Obama's have Spamelot...

With no one sure what's in ... (Below threshold)

With no one sure what's in it anyway, Congress rolled out the new metaphor for its "Pork-free spending bill"

Spam for thee, but not for ... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Spam for thee, but not for me.

StimulousPackage<br ... (Below threshold)
MC:

Stimulous
Package
Authorized
Meat

PETA reveals the eventual r... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

PETA reveals the eventual result from the hunting of the elusive and rare Spamolope.

Mr. Vice President we're co... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Mr. Vice President we're concerned about the amount of SPAM you've been receiving.

Mr. Biden: "Why...I don't think I eat that much, honestly once or twice a week, tops."

No sir.. Im meant junk e-mail.

Mr. Biden: "Oh gosh, oh golly.... what's the number of our website?"

Stimulus 101... (Below threshold)
914:

Stimulus 101

What the democrats are cram... (Below threshold)
914:

What the democrats are cramming down Americas throat.

So this is what the taxpaye... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

So this is what the taxpayers get from those earmarks.

This is a photograph of a t... (Below threshold)
Roy Lofquist Author Profile Page:

This is a photograph of a typical upper class meal back in the good old days of the 2010's. Although cooking oil was still available, it was used sparingly.

James Lileks

Put some lipstick on it and... (Below threshold)
Tom:

Put some lipstick on it and we'll sell it as "ham."

Hey, I think we found Jimmy... (Below threshold)
Stat Man Steve:

Hey, I think we found Jimmy Hoffa!

Obambi: MEchell will have t... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Obambi: MEchell will have the Spam Lite; the Hi-Test is not good for her hips

Spamvertising... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Spamvertising

Once Obama is finished with... (Below threshold)
Trump:

Once Obama is finished with us, this is all we'll be able to afford for dinner

Spam, a lot like the "Stimu... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Spam, a lot like the "Stimulus"; you have no idea what's in it, but its the only thing we will be able to afford.

The Republican Party's answ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

The Republican Party's answer to Conservatives request for "meat".

Spam: \ˈspam\ noun. ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Spam: \ˈspam\ noun.
1. not really meat; 2. not really not meat

Spam, because soon its all ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Spam, because soon its all you'll be able to afford to eat.

Wrong! Do it again! If you... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Wrong! Do it again! If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
pink floyd

SorryP... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Sorry
People
America
Mort

bam bam makes us eat... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

bam bam
makes us eat
spam spam
workin' for uncle
sam sam
we mutter
damn damn
reduced to eating
spam spam
because of elected
flim flam
keeps taxing the
man man
whose got no more
spam spam


see ya
cathy

Spam was the first meat tha... (Below threshold)
tyree:

Spam was the first meat that my father could get in any quantity he wanted, courtesy of the US Navy. He liked it to his dying day. I have never heard any of the Great Depression generation speak disrespectfully of canned food.

I hope we are not heading for that again, that is change we didn't want.

Soylent Pink is made of Pig... (Below threshold)
Stat Man Steve:

Soylent Pink is made of Piggies!!!

"Who says there isn't any m... (Below threshold)
dwalk:

"Who says there isn't any meat in my stimulus package" says Obama.
Biden replies: "How in the hell do you get that spam out of your computer"?
"Just call the web site number, you dumb spamastic", Obama replies in closing.

Moose is starting to sound ... (Below threshold)
barbara:

Moose is starting to sound good!

Most of us were expecting a... (Below threshold)
barbara:

Most of us were expecting a piece of pie!

People's portion of princes... (Below threshold)
Bernie:

People's portion of princess Pelosi's perilous pork plan.

Where "Babe" and soc... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Where "Babe" and social security go to die.

I'd say that investing in S... (Below threshold)
Steve Hugli:

I'd say that investing in Spam stock right now will be a win, win situation, considering that 95% of the people in the United States will probably have only enough money to buy this Mystery Meat product after 4 years of Obama.

And you thought that things... (Below threshold)
Steve Hugli:

And you thought that things couldn't get any worse? Think again. More fricken' pork!!!!

The Obama Administration's ... (Below threshold)
Steve Hugli:

The Obama Administration's new version of The Can Spam Act

Yes we can!... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Yes we can!

Palin offered moose.... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Palin offered moose.

Obama - "And here is the po... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

Obama - "And here is the poi, son?"

Gordon Brown's response: "W... (Below threshold)

Gordon Brown's response: "Well when 'Bama comes to Great Britain, he'll get Spotted Dick... and like it."

Wagyu dog....mmmm good!... (Below threshold)
heptacableguy:

Wagyu dog....mmmm good!

The question is not what's ... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

The question is not what's in SPAM. The question is how much SPAM will be in you once we start paying for the stimulus package.

SPAM ITS WHATS FOR BREAKFAS... (Below threshold)
SPURWING PLOVER:

SPAM ITS WHATS FOR BREAKFAST,LUNCH AND DINNER UNDER EMPORER OBAMA

Former Senator Proxmire had... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Former Senator Proxmire had his Golden Fleece Award; now conservatives will be issuing their Golden Spam Award, with Chucky "Pork" Schumer as the first recepient.

During the last depression,... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

During the last depression, President Hoover promised "A chicken in every pot". Now, in the face of the current recession, President Obama promises "Canned Spam in every signed bill"!

Spam: It's now the new stea... (Below threshold)
Jer:

Spam: It's now the new steak!

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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