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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Obama in Port of Spain, Trinidad, for Summit of the Americas on April 19, 2009.  Press conference at Hilton Hotel. (White House photo by Pete Souza)


Winners for this weekend's and last weekend's contest will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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The key is to hit both of B... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The key is to hit both of Biden's buttocks at the same time...

"Thank you sir! May I have... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"Thank you sir! May I have another?"

No worry man when you got d... (Below threshold)
JAT:

No worry man when you got dah taxpayers down you just keep batting them

In keeping with his drive t... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

In keeping with his drive to destroy all thing uniquely American, Obama prepares for his upcoming Executive Order banning Baseball....

Instead of saying "swing th... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Instead of saying "swing the cricket bat", the teleprompter mistakenly said "swing at the guy's kneecap".

That ain't cricket... (Below threshold)

That ain't cricket

Obama prepares for the nati... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Obama prepares for the national conservation with the Tea Partiers.

♬Throw out ... (Below threshold)


Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips. Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!

This is how we handle the S... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

This is how we handle the Swine Flu!

This is how we put it to wh... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This is how we put it to whitey.

"When Oprah showed me this,... (Below threshold)

"When Oprah showed me this, all I got was a sticky wicket."

DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidenti... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidentified Secret Service Agent prepares Obama for going boating with Jimmy Carter, in case of Lagomorph assault.

Obama is briefed on the new... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Obama is briefed on the new CIA enhanced interrogation techniques, "So after a single light swat, we then hit them with the "Yo Mama is so fat" jokes...."

This is my "Ann Coulter" fa... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This is my "Ann Coulter" fantasy.

It's a kind of Nero moment:... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's a kind of Nero moment: Obama crickets while America burns...

We don't have to actually p... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We don't have to actually play cricket. Just pretend - the press will take care of the rest.

Proof that Obama is not a U... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Proof that Obama is not a US citizen. A true American wouldn't be caught dead playing cricket.

My first SCOTUS nominee: P... (Below threshold)
lisapope:

My first SCOTUS nominee: Perez Hilton...101 days and battin 1000!

Obama benefits from some Is... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama benefits from some Islamic marriage counseling.

"A swing and a miss" is mor... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"A swing and a miss" is more apt as a moniker for Obama's economic and geopolitical policies.

Hey man! Toss me another t... (Below threshold)
lisapope:

Hey man! Toss me another teabag!

Obama is the rare individua... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama is the rare individual that would be less boring playing cricket.

You've shown democracy the ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

You've shown democracy the door. Now, just keep swatting it until it leaves.

"When Oprah showed me this,... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"When Oprah showed me this, all I got was a sticky wicket."

12. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

No didnt you mean Phil Donahue?

That ain't cricket... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

That ain't cricket

6. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

You mean baseball.

♬Throw out your hand... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:


Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips. Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!

8. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes

Close but dont you mean Dutch?

DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidenti... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidentified Secret Service Agent prepares Obama for going boating with Jimmy Carter, in case of Lagomorph assault.

13. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cas

close, dont you mean Jerry Ford?

and when a reporter gets ou... (Below threshold)

and when a reporter gets out of line you just whack him on the ass..

Ok teleprompter throw the b... (Below threshold)

Ok teleprompter throw the ball and then tell me what to say..

@28 No, that would be refer... (Below threshold)

@28 No, that would be referencing Carter rabbit attack while he was boating.

Obama reviews permissable I... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama reviews permissable IRS tactics for dealing with the wealthiest Americans.

As James Brown started sing... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

As James Brown started singing "Living in America", a celebration of the USA, Obama reacted accordingly.

Barack Obama demonstrates b... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Barack Obama demonstrates bipartisanship, "the Chicago Way" to Michael Steele.

Heh, and they thought my bo... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Heh, and they thought my bowling skilz were leet...

"This is how you hold your ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"This is how you hold your sticky wicket". ww

"I'm just glad the Saudi Ki... (Below threshold)

"I'm just glad the Saudi King doesn't carry one of these."

No didnt you mean ... (Below threshold)
No didnt you mean Phil Donahue?
Plus comments 25, 26, 27. Well... I really could have said them that way... but I thought I'd be funny instead.

;)

@28 No, that would... (Below threshold)
@28 No, that would be referencing Carter rabbit attack while he was boating.
You miss the point DSkinner, I embellished one of Pretzel's captions last week with a -- Close but, its really.... He's trying to castigate me for this. It's really quite amusing.
Obama and his Muslim brothe... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama and his Muslim brothers symbolically dance on America's grave

"I was about where you are.... (Below threshold)

"I was about where you are... and then Michelle said, 'Could you pick up that quarter on the floor?'"

"I heard you had a new addi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"I heard you had a new addition to your team"

Obama "Yes that fool Specter is our Mascot now. We call him Turncoat and he considers it a compliment."

"This is how I do punish my... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"This is how I do punish my wife when she misbehaves"

Obama "This is how Michelle punishes me, and umm I like it"

See, no matter what I do, t... (Below threshold)

See, no matter what I do, they take photos. It seems like they think I am the messiah!

"Well, Jay I won't s... (Below threshold)
Lily:


"Well, Jay I won't say what my score actually was, but it was kind of like the Special Olympics of Cricket."

If you plan to use that on ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

If you plan to use that on Michelle, your gonna need a bigger paddle....

And see this is how you spa... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

And see this is how you spank the taxpaying voter.

Unnamed Trinidad Minister: ... (Below threshold)
John Schan:

Unnamed Trinidad Minister: So you swing the cricket bat like this to take out your enemies kneecaps. OK? Now you're ready to take on al Qaeda!

Pres. Obama: al Qaeda?!?! I'm going to use this on the Republicans.

Last Year: Baseball, Hot Do... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Last Year: Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet

This year: Cricket, Waygu beef, Croissants, and Government/Union Controlled Disaster

Are you sure your ba... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Are you sure your bank doesn't want TARP money?

Its just a jump to the left... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Its just a jump to the left!

Then a step to the righhhht...

Put your hands on your hips...

And bring your knees in tight!

This photo op is cheaper th... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

This photo op is cheaper than that Air Force One flyby fiasco last week...

Okay...I'll pose for the ph... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Okay...I'll pose for the photo op, but you had better be sure that those fellas at Wizbang do not get this and use it on their Weekend Caption Contest...

So, do you have to have Bus... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

So, do you have to have Bush in a headlock or will any Republican do?

"First, WHO says there is a... (Below threshold)

"First, WHO says there is a pandemic."
"What's Second?"
"That's right."
"No, WHO, is second."
"WHO is First."
"Uh... I don't know."
"Third"

When reports came out that ... (Below threshold)
jpo:

When reports came out that Obama played P-I-G with the UConn women's b-ball team and spanked them, everyone THOUGHT they knew what that meant...

Obama-style cricket:<... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Obama-style cricket:

Hit low and hard, and no white uniforms!

Cuz the boyz in the hood ar... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ...

So, while Michelle holds th... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

So, while Michelle holds the queen by the shoulders, I can swat her with this right?

That's not a wicket it is a... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

That's not a wicket it is a paint brush and he just finished painting that wall a nice shade of commie red. The ss agent is doubling over with laughter!

Unable to catch up with the... (Below threshold)
JB:

Unable to catch up with the media's softballs, Obama brings in some help.

...leavin on that midnight ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

...leavin on that midnight train...whoo! whoo!...

Obama playing charades.<br ... (Below threshold)

Obama playing charades.
He was acting out his desire to 'spank some capitalist ass'.

For <a href="http://wizbang... (Below threshold)
hpb:

For Rodney: [audio]



Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips. Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!

Bring in the CEOs!... (Below threshold)
hpb:

Bring in the CEOs!

Thats right bro, we given A... (Below threshold)
914:

Thats right bro, we given America what she been needing so long.

Really get your whole swagg... (Below threshold)
hpb:

Really get your whole swagga into it.

Hope, change, and kneecappi... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Hope, change, and kneecapping uncompliant hedge fund managers with a cricket bat.

Shuck AND jive, homey, shuc... (Below threshold)
Bill Johnson:

Shuck AND jive, homey, shuck AND jive. Use the feet, use the arms...

Yes, yes, this is how my da... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Yes, yes, this is how my daddy taught me to play cricket in Kenya. Er, no it was Indonesia...I mean, Hawaii. Oh yeah, it wasn't cricket, it was, er, baseball. And it wasn't my daddy, it was my grand-daddy.

"I'm a soul man. I'm a soul... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

"I'm a soul man. I'm a soul man...."

Two for tea, tea for two.</... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Two for tea, tea for two.

Obama tries out his gift to... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama tries out his gift to the ambassador to Iran. Iran doesnt play cricket but Obama figured it would be a perfect gift for them use on their Israeli guests.

Obama "So political disside... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "So political dissidents are held down with their feet up and you hit the bottom of their feet with a paddle? And it causes the political dissidents extreme pain? Gee this sounds like it is a lot more fun than waterboarding. Someone invite Limbaugh over for a press conference"


...now if we only had any b... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

...now if we only had any balls...

Although Bill Clinton was t... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Although Bill Clinton was the first sitting President to seek counseling during marriage difficulties, Obama takes a much more a hands-on approach in dealing with Michelle.

Obama: "Hey, it's my bigge... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Obama: "Hey, it's my bigger swings that got me here!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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