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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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Official White House Photo by Pete Souza


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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New TOTUS in 3D - Dumb, Dum... (Below threshold)

New TOTUS in 3D - Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer.

"My gawd, Mahmoud's nose is... (Below threshold)

"My gawd, Mahmoud's nose is HUGE."

Putting on rose-colored gla... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

Putting on rose-colored glasses, hardcore Democrats tried valiantly to make some sense out of Obama's "Picture For The Future".

Epic Fail.

Obama - The Movie... (Below threshold)

Obama - The Movie
You'll laugh, you'll cry,
you'll kiss 1 Trillion dollars good-bye.

Obama testing a new 3D tele... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Obama testing a new 3D teleprompter.

The White House converts th... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

The White House converts the tracking polls to animated 3D format. By twisting the glasses Obama can make the results appear the way he likes them.

President Obama and the Whi... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

President Obama and the White House staff are shown demonstrating new "green" glasses which will reflect sunlight back into space, thereby reducing global warming in an amount equal to the effect of taking 8 million automobiles off the roads. Additionally, the administration estimates that manufacturing the glasses will create one million new "green" jobs, thus saving the American economy.

Obama instituted the use of... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Obama instituted the use of secret decoder glasses for all security briefings.

You're right! The Stimulus... (Below threshold)
Strick:

You're right! The Stimulus Bill did create jobs if you hold the glasses just right!

You will forget my promise ... (Below threshold)
Strick:

You will forget my promise to get out of Iraq...You will forget my promise to close Gitmo...You will forget my promise to end "don't ask, don't tell"...You will forget my promise to not tax incomes under $250,000...You will forget my promise to. . .

The White House press corps... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The White House press corps enjoyed the newly distributed rose colored glasses.

Can't beat watching the eco... (Below threshold)
Hank:

Can't beat watching the economy blow up in 3D

That Ron Jeremy rules! Don'... (Below threshold)
CZ:

That Ron Jeremy rules! Don't you think so, hon?

I am so embarrassed... I th... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

I am so embarrassed... I thought my Geordie LaForge costume would be so original...
Well, I guess a "black men of Star Trek" theme party didn't leave us with many options. Still, the brother with the dome could have at least come as Sisko...

Yeah, they give you a heada... (Below threshold)
bobdog:

Yeah, they give you a headache at first, but you can spot the Democrats in the crowd easy. Sure made thinning out those Chrysler dealers easier. I like these things. And nobody will suspect a thing!

In an effort to get people ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

In an effort to get people to see the movie, Tom Cruise ordered Valkyrie re-released in 3D.

"Yes, we know a white guy."... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"Yes, we know a white guy." ww

With the special Obama rosy... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

With the special Obama rosy glasses, all the budgetary red ink disappears, all economic problems dissolve, all enemies of America become friendly and nationalized health care saves money and provides the best health care around.

When you put on these glass... (Below threshold)

When you put on these glasses, it looks like a surplus.

"You talkin' to me? You ... (Below threshold)
guido:

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

Okay, who wants to tell Him that those are just the movie's subtitles, not his speech to the Federal Reserve, and he isn't supposed to read them out loud?

Under the health care refor... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Under the health care reform bill, everyone needing corrective lenses will be given these new cardboard framed glasses. Stylist, lightweight, and, even better, free!

The White House hosted a pr... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The White House hosted a private screening of President Obama's
documentary :"All the countries I have allowed to go nuclear".

Even while relaxing, Presid... (Below threshold)
JP Author Profile Page:

Even while relaxing, President Obama continually reminds us of the success of the stimulus package. Each individually invited member of the SEIU and Hamas were presented with state of the art, 3D glasses, which were purchased through a no-bid contract for $40 million dollars awarded to a company run by Arlen Specter's goldfish immediately after his defection from the GOP.

...ain't we lucky we got em... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

...ain't we lucky we got em...good times!!!

The Won: "You're right Mich... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

The Won: "You're right Michelle. We both look lots more awesome in three-D."

Helen Thomas - in 3D... (Below threshold)

Helen Thomas - in 3D

Attendees of the President'... (Below threshold)
JP Author Profile Page:

Attendees of the President's special screening were amazed by the 3D technology in the White House produced film "Bambi and Biden Go To Gitmo In 3D". Said one viewer, "I actually ducked down in my seat when Nancy Pelosi was on screen discussing the horrible lies by the number one terrorist organization today, The CIA, and BAM! Next thing I knew, it felt like her nose grew right out of the screen and tried to poke me in the eye!"

The Wasteland - a magical 3... (Below threshold)

The Wasteland - a magical 3D journey through the mind of Joe Biden.

If we put these on they won... (Below threshold)

If we put these on they won't be able to see how stoned we are.

Look at the empty seat. As... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Look at the empty seat. As always, there's no one to the left of Obama

I, for one, welcome our new... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.

"God Damn... where's my pop... (Below threshold)

"God Damn... where's my popcorn. I knew I shouldn't have had Pelosi run the concession stand."

There's no one to the left ... (Below threshold)
jim2:

There's no one to the left of Obama.

Dr Tongue's 3D House of Ste... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Dr Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses really kicks it on a big screen.

♬We study p... (Below threshold)


We study political science,
we love gullible masses
'Gotta crazy world leader,
Who wears dark glasses.
Socialism's growing great
and our power base is better

We're defining it 'not-right'
Good 100-day grades.
Teleprompter light so bright
We Gotta wear shades.

Evil corporate CEOs get to ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Evil corporate CEOs get to watch a nice movie before being made into soylent green by the Obama administration.

With his Blackberry turned ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

With his Blackberry turned off as per the courtesy reminder at the start of the film, Our President's enjoyment of the latest Disney movie will not be tarnished by the news that North Korea has launched its 6th missile following an underground nuclear test...

The Obama's watch their fav... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Obama's watch their favorite movie, "A Clockwork Orange," for the one-thousandth time.

The seat next to the Presid... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The seat next to the President sits empty after he was forced to send Biden out when he refused to quit talking during the movie........too.

Don't see the world as it i... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't see the world as it is, see it as we want it to be.

We love these glasses that ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We love these glasses that make everyone look brown.

His enjoyment of his inaugu... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

His enjoyment of his inaugural speech really reaches a whole new level in 3D...

"It's so dreamy, oh fantasy... (Below threshold)
Peter:

"It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!"

(Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Michelle: "Dammit Barry, If... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "Dammit Barry, If you wouldn't insist on all the lenses being blue we'd see the M----- F-----g 3D"

Screening the lastest dispa... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Screening the lastest dispatch from the Ministry of Truth on the New 3D Telescreen, Big Brother Obama can't help but be pleased....

While Rome burns... (Below threshold)
914:

While Rome burns

If we put on these glasses ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

If we put on these glasses and squint really hard, we almost can't see any racists.

So that's what I needed to ... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

So that's what I needed to wear in order to understand the budget and policies under this administration!

Hey guys, these glasses do ... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

Hey guys, these glasses do make my deficits look smaller but they aren't doing anything for Hillary's rear end. mpw

Yes, Mr. Soros, We hear and... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yes, Mr. Soros, We hear and obey...

With these glasses on every... (Below threshold)
Lily:

With these glasses on everyone, even a dumb white dude, can make the same wise decision that an old Latina can.

In order to understand Kim ... (Below threshold)
LiberalNitemare:

In order to understand Kim Il Jung's point of view, Obama and his cabinet wear Foster Grants new "Dear Leader" line of frames, for all nuclear proliferation discussions.

Red sure looks natural with... (Below threshold)
914:

Red sure looks natural with these stooges..

3-D glasses: $1Runni... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

3-D glasses: $1
Running a film in the White House theater: $364
Keeping Obama away from implementing more policies: Priceless

Wow. These glasses make red... (Below threshold)
jwfent:

Wow. These glasses make red ink look black. Budget problem solved!

Obama and company review "r... (Below threshold)
914:

Obama and company review "red dawn" in 3D to figure out new strategies for dealing with American gun owners..

Obie never could figure out... (Below threshold)
Jay:

Obie never could figure out why none of the white members of his administration showed up for the big screening of "Blackula 3D."

Set lasers to "tax whitey"!... (Below threshold)
KurtO:

Set lasers to "tax whitey"!

The tragic tale of Obama's ... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

The tragic tale of Obama's presidency looks so much cooler in 3-D.

The Obamas take in ultimate... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

The Obamas take in ultimate horror film, "Attack of the $10 Trillion Deficit!"

Republican senators show ho... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Republican senators show how they will ensure their vote on Sotomayer is not affected by race.

Men in Black in training ar... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Men in Black in training are overheard doing their homework:

"You will forget how much Obama taxed you."

When Rahm Emanuel gives a s... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

When Rahm Emanuel gives a staff briefing, special glasses are needed to redact profanities.

Obama's so Awesome, you got... (Below threshold)

Obama's so Awesome, you gotta wear shades!

The economy looks better wi... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

The economy looks better with these things on.

"I know I know...that pictu... (Below threshold)
vader06:

"I know I know...that picture of the deficit looks really ugly, but Michelle...check it... if you look through these cool new glasses, all that red ink suddenly turns into green shoots..."

Hidden footage from the Oba... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

Hidden footage from the Obama camp showing testing of the bullcrap deflection glasses on an unsuspecting group of voters, er...test subjects.

Pres Obama trying out his n... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

Pres Obama trying out his new approach to explain his economic strategy.
At this town meeting he is outfitting all the subjects with the rose colored 3 d glasses so they can see the same rose outlook he sees on his forcast.

Blind liberalism comfortabl... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Blind liberalism comfortably seated in power. No popcorn, no Coke, no Skittles.

These glasses aren't workin... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

These glasses aren't working. White people still make my head hurt.

OK, so the magic glasses ma... (Below threshold)
LiberalNitemare:

OK, so the magic glasses make the things look better than they are. So how do we get everyone else to wear them?

I see dead corporations... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

I see dead corporations

Obama and associates wear t... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Obama and associates wear their protective glasses as the men in black use the "flashy thing" over the airwaves for the first time since election day.

The Obama's and staff try o... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

The Obama's and staff try out the new non-torture interrogation methods: terrorists are fitted with special glasses that turn Dick Cheney into a drag queen. Think Julia Child.

"We'll need more than these... (Below threshold)
Steve:

"We'll need more than these for protection; Pee Wee Herman's career has folded, AGAIN, and he's back!!!!! In the back row, actually."

We can see dead people.... (Below threshold)
madison daily:

We can see dead people.

"So now that you have taken... (Below threshold)
Sindarian:

"So now that you have taken the Oath of Office, it's time to learn a bit about how the Government operates....."

Get that guy out of here! ... (Below threshold)
Sputum:

Get that guy out of here! I have white glasses, so he can't have white glasses!

If you don't stop, you'll g... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

If you don't stop, you'll go blind.

So, can I do it until I need glasses?

Voice over loudspeaker:... (Below threshold)
914:

Voice over loudspeaker:

The Xrays have come back affirmative Mr. Obama... You are indeed a socialist.

The crowd was horrified to ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The crowd was horrified to learn that the glasses from the movie "They Live" actually allows them to see Obama and Michelle in their true forms.

Red shoots, green shoots, t... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Red shoots, green shoots, they all come out the same color in the end...

That empty seat next to Ob... (Below threshold)
914:

That empty seat next to Obama can only mean one thing.

The prompter must have been sent to the refreshment stand..?

These 3D glasses must be br... (Below threshold)
fustian:

These 3D glasses must be broken. Olbermann still looks flat.

Bill and Hillary are making... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Bill and Hillary are making out in the back row.

But, not with each other...

Hey, who picked American Ca... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Hey, who picked American Carol?!!!

"Wow! It looks like the day... (Below threshold)
Paul:

"Wow! It looks like the day of reckoning is coming right at us!"

So this is where the Obamas... (Below threshold)
914:

So this is where the Obamas dry there bedspreads.

Adult movie theatres try so... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Adult movie theatres try something new to lure back customers....3D!

Good one Paul... (Below threshold)
914:

Good one Paul

Mini-Teleprompters make us ... (Below threshold)
azref:

Mini-Teleprompters make us as smart as the One!

I thought they had to wash ... (Below threshold)
914:

I thought they had to wash their seet before they sat down?

mini tydy-bols make us smar... (Below threshold)
914:

mini tydy-bols make us smarter then the bum..I mean one.

It looks like the Obama's d... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It looks like the Obama's don't really socialize with that many white people. As he said some time ago: "I would hope that a wise Black person with the richness of their experiences would more often than not be a better companion than a typical white person".

Will these glasses help me ... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Will these glasses help me understand what NGA does?

As the final frames rolled ... (Below threshold)

As the final frames rolled only Alan Smithee's name appeared in the credits for the stimulus package.

As usual, the Left is absen... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

As usual, the Left is absent from the party.

The Obamas were late for th... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

The Obamas were late for the first showing because Michelle had trouble finding the right color outfit.

Michelle can't believe they... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Michelle can't believe they found her and Barack's sex tape vault.

There seemed to be some muf... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

There seemed to be some muffled snoring in the front row...

These glasses allow me to s... (Below threshold)
D:

These glasses allow me to see Iran's and North Korea's intentions so much more clearly.

"Did we make weed legal yet... (Below threshold)

"Did we make weed legal yet?"
Nope.
"Damn."

A big fan of pie, Obama had... (Below threshold)

A big fan of pie, Obama had made Weebl and Bob standard Whitehorse fare until he learned that Donkey had died.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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