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Comments (142)
Barack and a rock... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 5, 2009 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack and a rock
1. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 5, 2009 7:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:19
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 7:20 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"A Sphinx-ster says what?"
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 7:20 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:20
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 5, 2009 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do you guys have a sphinx czar?
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 5, 2009 7:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:21
4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 5, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who's in? 5 on 5?
4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 5, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:22
5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 5, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
I thought we were going to visit Leon Spinks.
5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 5, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:22
6. Posted by iwogisdead | June 5, 2009 7:23 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Yes, there is no question. The ancient Egyptian prophets, foreseeing the advent of Barack the Great, carved his likeness onto the face of the Sphinx.
6. Posted by iwogisdead | June 5, 2009 7:23 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:23
7. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 5, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Americas newest enigma begins the first leg of his enigma tour.
7. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 5, 2009 7:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:25
8. Posted by iwogisdead | June 5, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Hey, which country did you guys say we were in?"
8. Posted by iwogisdead | June 5, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:28
9. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Walk like an Egyp...how does that go? I don't want to look foolish.
9. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:29 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:29
10. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Get Billy Blanks over here. This would be a great place to do some Tae Bo.
10. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:30
11. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Is this not the manliest forearm you've ever seen? Even Popeye would appreciate this.
11. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:31
12. Posted by tomg51 | June 5, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Shovel-ready project produced desert wasteland
12. Posted by tomg51 | June 5, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:32
13. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
And I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for the United State's role in not stopping Napoleon before his army performed the rhinophlasty. Word. Gimme some fist.
13. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:34
14. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:36 AM | Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
...and you want me to put this WHERE in Nancy? I don't think that will shut her up.
14. Posted by Timmer | June 5, 2009 7:36 AM |
Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:36
15. Posted by Eric | June 5, 2009 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama to the Great Sphinx, "Pound it out"
15. Posted by Eric | June 5, 2009 7:36 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:36
16. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 5, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Put the columns right here.
16. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 5, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:38
17. Posted by Eric | June 5, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Barack Obama, crusher of the little people.
17. Posted by Eric | June 5, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:40
18. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 5, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
"Hey, this would be a great backdrop for my apology about the United States role in the whole Cleopatra thing."
18. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 5, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:41
19. Posted by Rick13 | June 5, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Where are all the slot machines?"
19. Posted by Rick13 | June 5, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:50
20. Posted by billburz | June 5, 2009 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Headline in Tokyo Daily Newspaper:
Balack O'Stone, Balack O'Bama
20. Posted by billburz | June 5, 2009 7:56 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 07:56
21. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
The Pharoah of the United States visits a once-famous production facility that government of ancient Egypt had to bail out.
21. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:01
22. Posted by Spencer | June 5, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
That thing is bigger than me. Take it down!
22. Posted by Spencer | June 5, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:01
23. Posted by fustian | June 5, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Hey, I found a place we can keep Biden!
23. Posted by fustian | June 5, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:02
24. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 8:03 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
The mind of a beast, but with a body of a man.
24. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 8:03 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:03
25. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"As a student of history, may I ask what they did to get rid of the Jews?"
25. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:07
26. Posted by WildWillie | June 5, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
"I like playing 'Whack an Arab'." ww
26. Posted by WildWillie | June 5, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:07
27. Posted by fustian | June 5, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
My name is Barack Obama, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of a once great country, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away...
27. Posted by fustian | June 5, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:08
28. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
"Have they fixed the teleprompter that Biden broke yet? I would like to make another historic speech right here!"
28. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 8:14 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:14
29. Posted by Gmac | June 5, 2009 8:17 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Barack Hussein inspects the ruins of Egypt and contemplates why it took his Muslim brothers so long.
29. Posted by Gmac | June 5, 2009 8:17 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:17
30. Posted by fustian | June 5, 2009 8:22 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
No, no, no. A Sphinx has the body of a lion and the head of a human. An Obama has the body of a human and the head of a liar.
30. Posted by fustian | June 5, 2009 8:22 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:22
31. Posted by fustian | June 5, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: 16 (22 votes cast)
The Sphinx and the Sphincter.
31. Posted by fustian | June 5, 2009 8:25 AM |
Score: 16 (22 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:25
32. Posted by Jason Whitley | June 5, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
As a matter of fact...I am a descendent of King Tut.
32. Posted by Jason Whitley | June 5, 2009 8:25 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:25
33. Posted by Gmac | June 5, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
BHO, not as inscrutable as the Spinx.
33. Posted by Gmac | June 5, 2009 8:28 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:28
34. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 22 (26 votes cast)
Egypt has the curse of the Mummy,
we have the curse of this dummy.
34. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 22 (26 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:32
35. Posted by Gmac | June 5, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Dammit fustian...
I was going to submit:
"One is a decaying relic of a past civilization known as the Sphinx, the other is called a sphincter because of what he's doing to decay the current civilization."
35. Posted by Gmac | June 5, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:33
36. Posted by John | June 5, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Yeah! Fix the nose, put a cigarette in it's mouth, and you're right! It would look just like me!
36. Posted by John | June 5, 2009 8:38 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:38
37. Posted by epador | June 5, 2009 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
In recognition of #31:
Sphinx says What?
37. Posted by epador | June 5, 2009 8:39 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:39
38. Posted by Jeff | June 5, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
So this was built by jewish slaves? Amazing, I did not think jews did manual labor.
38. Posted by Jeff | June 5, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:44
39. Posted by Jeff | June 5, 2009 8:46 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
I commissioned something bigger to built on the Washington Mall in my honor.
39. Posted by Jeff | June 5, 2009 8:46 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:46
40. Posted by zipity | June 5, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Hey as soon as my plans are carried out, we can have those Jewish slaves help rebuild this, since their ancestors were the original builders...."
40. Posted by zipity | June 5, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 08:52
41. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"Reid and Pelosi are inside? OK... seal it up."
41. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:00
42. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I told the Egyptians that if they had implemented cap and trade taxes for industry and effective CAFE standards for chariots, this great monument would'nt have been destroyed by global warming.
42. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:03
43. Posted by vader06 | June 5, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
and the Chosen One commanded: Let them make bricks with no straw! So let it be written. So Let it be done!
43. Posted by vader06 | June 5, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:04
44. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
(background chant)
"Obam-ho-tep.... Obam-ho-tep... Obam-ho-tep..."
44. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:05
45. Posted by IowaRight | June 5, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
My fist right here right? So it looks like I'm crushing the little people right? Cool, Snap it!
45. Posted by IowaRight | June 5, 2009 9:18 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:18
46. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 5, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Wow-we're going to need a really big teleprompter!"
46. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 5, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:24
47. Posted by Conservachef | June 5, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Where did you say you were going to put the one in my honor?
-Wait, what? You aren't going to build a new one in my honor? No bailout money for you!!
47. Posted by Conservachef | June 5, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:24
48. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 5, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I'm glad to be here talking to you, in front of the um... uh... the um... in front, um, of the, uh....
48. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 5, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:28
49. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 5, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
[Obama thought bubble] Yes! Yes! THAT is how big my monument must be! It will cover the entire Mall, and it will be drenched in the blood of my enemies. A pretty red color. Yes. Yes!
Hmmm.... Now, I will need an army of slaves. Hmm....
49. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 5, 2009 9:30 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:30
50. Posted by CDR M | June 5, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Hey, that does not look like Michelle! Where's her arms?
50. Posted by CDR M | June 5, 2009 9:35 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:35
51. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 9:37 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Funky Tut
51. Posted by rodney dill | June 5, 2009 9:37 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:37
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 5, 2009 9:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Lilliputians in the background worry whether they can survive Obama's travels.
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 5, 2009 9:54 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:54
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 5, 2009 9:55 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Rodney, 51:
"He's my favorite Honky."
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 5, 2009 9:55 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 09:55
54. Posted by Tango | June 5, 2009 10:01 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"How appropriate, we can bury America's dignity right here amongst the relics, Allah Akbar."
54. Posted by Tango | June 5, 2009 10:01 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:01
55. Posted by David Spence | June 5, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"My name is Omabmandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty republicans,and despair!"
55. Posted by David Spence | June 5, 2009 10:02 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:02
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 5, 2009 10:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Chris Matthews: He represents majesty and ancient wisdom - and the Sphinx isn't bad either. My legs are all tingly.
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 5, 2009 10:03 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:03
57. Posted by David Spence | June 5, 2009 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My name is Omabamandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty republicans,and despair!"
Soryy about the misspelling!
57. Posted by David Spence | June 5, 2009 10:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:04
58. Posted by David Spence | June 5, 2009 10:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The guy toiling in the pit was supposed to be laid off last week-Another job saved!
58. Posted by David Spence | June 5, 2009 10:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:09
59. Posted by BlogDog | June 5, 2009 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My name is Obamandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Righties, and despair!"
59. Posted by BlogDog | June 5, 2009 10:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:10
60. Posted by Al Pennam | June 5, 2009 10:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama goes souvenir shopping.
"Look at it, the nose is broken off. I'll give you a 20% stake in GM for it and not a penny more."
60. Posted by Al Pennam | June 5, 2009 10:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:14
61. Posted by David Spence | June 5, 2009 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Put some wheels on this bad boy and I think GM's got a real winner.
61. Posted by David Spence | June 5, 2009 10:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:16
62. Posted by SideShowJane | June 5, 2009 10:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hey Rahm, do you think a Marc Antony getup would be over-the-top?"
62. Posted by SideShowJane | June 5, 2009 10:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:17
63. Posted by Falze | June 5, 2009 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have GOT to get me one of these!
63. Posted by Falze | June 5, 2009 10:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:17
64. Posted by twolaneflash | June 5, 2009 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The little Americans will shape a mountain in my image or I will crush them like this.
64. Posted by twolaneflash | June 5, 2009 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:20
65. Posted by twolaneflash | June 5, 2009 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How did Obama crush America? It was like a camera trick.
65. Posted by twolaneflash | June 5, 2009 10:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:27
66. Posted by BluesHarper | June 5, 2009 10:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Just wait until they see my head on, um... Mt... what's that place called? You know, the 57th State. South Dakota? North Dakota?
66. Posted by BluesHarper | June 5, 2009 10:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:53
67. Posted by a. moral | June 5, 2009 10:59 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The Great Sphinx meets the Great Sphincter.
67. Posted by a. moral | June 5, 2009 10:59 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 10:59
68. Posted by GarandFan | June 5, 2009 11:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yep, I want one just like it on the White House lawn with my face on it. Use some of that 'stimulus' money.
68. Posted by GarandFan | June 5, 2009 11:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 11:24
69. Posted by SILVER BULLETde | June 5, 2009 11:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Thought Balloon: Are these little people actually real? But they look so small in comparison to the Sphinx and me! I wonder if I should send them some stimulus money? Let's see, what comes after a trillion?
69. Posted by SILVER BULLETde | June 5, 2009 11:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 11:35
70. Posted by jdflorida | June 5, 2009 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't hate me because I'm pretty.
70. Posted by jdflorida | June 5, 2009 11:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 11:56
71. Posted by KurtO | June 5, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Think of all the jobs it enslaved, uhhh I mean....saved...saved!
71. Posted by KurtO | June 5, 2009 12:00 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:00
72. Posted by Marie | June 5, 2009 12:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
See! I told you that my head was bigger than his!
72. Posted by Marie | June 5, 2009 12:12 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:12
73. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:45 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
ONe of these things is a national icon recognized by millions as an Icon and if it's press is to be beileved is supposedly very wise but in reality doesnt have a clue.
THe other is the Sphinx.
73. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:45 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:45
74. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:47 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama - "Even in this heat I felt a shiver run from my butt all the way up my spine. Brian Williams nose sure is cold."
74. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:47 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:47
75. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:48 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Two big heads but zero IQ between between them.
75. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:48 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:48
76. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:49 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama - "Look, the Muslims have already started their own version of Mt Rushmore dedicated to me"
76. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:49 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:49
77. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:51 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama - "As my ancestor the Pharoah once told his advisors about Moses - "Let him speak so that men know he is mad" .
(Think about it).
77. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:51 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:51
78. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "I could be a movie star. What do you think of the title Black Robocop?"
78. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:53
79. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OBama - "Steve Austin was the $6 million dollar man. That is chump change. They will call me the $16 trillion dollar man."
79. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 12:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:54
80. Posted by Justrand
| June 5, 2009 12:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barak Obama prepares to crush 6 Lilliputians offered up as sacrifices by Mubarak
80. Posted by Justrand
| June 5, 2009 12:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 12:54
81. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No one's found this guy's nose, yet? Let's get right on it!"
81. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 1:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 13:08
82. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 5, 2009 1:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"All I need now is the Staff of Rah."
82. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 5, 2009 1:10 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 13:10
83. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 1:22 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Obama's vision for America is as plain as the nose on the
Sphinx's face.
83. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 1:22 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 13:22
84. Posted by Woody | June 5, 2009 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who knows? A few thousand years buried up to my neck in sand, and even I could become valuable. But would anyone dig me out?
84. Posted by Woody | June 5, 2009 1:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 13:24
85. Posted by 914 | June 5, 2009 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The sphinx bows in honor of the return of Ramses.
85. Posted by 914 | June 5, 2009 2:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 14:01
86. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | June 5, 2009 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry O cuts a presidential figure in his Dockers
86. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | June 5, 2009 2:02 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 14:02
87. Posted by mustng66 | June 5, 2009 2:03 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. De Mille!"
87. Posted by mustng66 | June 5, 2009 2:03 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2009 14:03
88. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 5, 2009 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated, "For this special day President Obama insisted his iPod be loaded with nothing other than the two BeeGees hits: Jive Talkin' and Stayin' Alive".
88. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 5, 2009 2:08 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 14:08
89. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 5, 2009 2:14 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
"Sorry. I only take questions from my adoring press corp."
89. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 5, 2009 2:14 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 14:14
90. Posted by 914 | June 5, 2009 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Walks like an Ejiptian
90. Posted by 914 | June 5, 2009 2:16 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 14:16
91. Posted by geo
| June 5, 2009 2:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle..a statue of you??
91. Posted by geo
| June 5, 2009 2:20 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 14:20
92. Posted by 914 | June 5, 2009 2:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Next I visit Israel and carve my likeness on the wailing wall..
92. Posted by 914 | June 5, 2009 2:28 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 14:28
93. Posted by jim2 | June 5, 2009 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's not the Spinks I knew.
93. Posted by jim2 | June 5, 2009 2:34 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 14:34
94. Posted by pgg | June 5, 2009 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, he was born in Arizona,
Got a condo made of stone-a!
King Tut!
94. Posted by pgg | June 5, 2009 2:43 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 14:43
95. Posted by Rob Love | June 5, 2009 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this where they filmed the Scorpion King?
95. Posted by Rob Love | June 5, 2009 3:00 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 15:00
96. Posted by Master Shake | June 5, 2009 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Walk like a Jordyptian"
96. Posted by Master Shake | June 5, 2009 3:18 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 15:18
97. Posted by Phil Snyder | June 5, 2009 3:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
This is how you handle the Republican in Congress (or anyone else that may get in my way). First you strand them in the desert and then you crush them.
97. Posted by Phil Snyder | June 5, 2009 3:27 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 15:27
98. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What you guys need is a couple of golf carts and a Ferris wheel. Then this place would really rock, as in revenue!"
98. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 3:36 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 15:36
99. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Is there a snack truck coming by soon? I could really go for a falafel right about now."
99. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 3:38 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 15:38
100. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 3:43 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
And so let it be written: The uncanny connection of ageless meeting the mindless.
100. Posted by LaMedusa | June 5, 2009 3:43 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 15:43
101. Posted by Charlotte | June 5, 2009 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's mine?
101. Posted by Charlotte | June 5, 2009 4:15 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 16:15
102. Posted by Harvey | June 5, 2009 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama begins the research phase of planning his Presidential Library. First up, a full scale replica of the great sphinx with his likeness.
102. Posted by Harvey | June 5, 2009 4:19 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 16:19
103. Posted by Frank Derfler | June 5, 2009 4:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey, now THERE is a shovel-ready project!
103. Posted by Frank Derfler | June 5, 2009 4:41 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 16:41
104. Posted by Bill Shives | June 5, 2009 4:58 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Can we take this to replace the statue of Liberty. This would be a better fit for the America i am creating.
104. Posted by Bill Shives | June 5, 2009 4:58 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 16:58
105. Posted by Faith+1 | June 5, 2009 6:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yeah, my face should go right there....
105. Posted by Faith+1 | June 5, 2009 6:15 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 18:15
106. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 5, 2009 6:23 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
One of the great wonders.
One of the great blunders.
106. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 5, 2009 6:23 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 18:23
107. Posted by azref | June 5, 2009 6:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So, if I hit it real hard in the shoulder here, will it crumble like the U.S. economy has?
107. Posted by azref | June 5, 2009 6:57 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 18:57
108. Posted by VagaBond | June 5, 2009 8:23 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
President Obama in De-Nile.
108. Posted by VagaBond | June 5, 2009 8:23 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 20:23
109. Posted by either orr | June 5, 2009 9:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now, guys, this is what my monument is supposed to look like. None of that pantywaist Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln stuff.
109. Posted by either orr | June 5, 2009 9:31 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 21:31
110. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 10:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Brokaw "Mr President, what do you think you can tell the Israelis that you learned about the construction of the SPhinx and the pyramids. "
110. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2009 10:56 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2009 22:56
111. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2009 12:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Naw, this won't do. More columns! Can we add more columns?
111. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2009 12:05 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 00:05
112. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2009 12:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, those Jews sure made good slaves.
112. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2009 12:08 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 00:08
113. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2009 12:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Between Barack and a hard face.
113. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2009 12:09 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 00:09
114. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2009 1:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama:
Cut! cut! I said I was going to be Moses in this one.
114. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2009 1:05 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 01:05
115. Posted by Bernie | June 6, 2009 2:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I'd walk a mile for a camel.
115. Posted by Bernie | June 6, 2009 2:08 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 02:08
116. Posted by DB | June 6, 2009 4:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought I was suppossed to go to the Valley of the Kings.
116. Posted by DB | June 6, 2009 4:17 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 04:17
117. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 6, 2009 5:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style, (boss Tut)
Rockin' for a mile (rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile.
117. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 6, 2009 5:35 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 05:35
118. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| June 6, 2009 5:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So the false-fuhrer, Muhummud, came to the pyramids.
Well .... the murtadd-messiah, Hussein, to the sphinx, then.
118. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| June 6, 2009 5:59 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 05:59
119. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| June 6, 2009 6:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Recall Colonel Tillman. Gotta get the angle right. Tomorrow we're gunna retake this from one of the VC-25s!
119. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| June 6, 2009 6:09 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 06:09
120. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| June 6, 2009 6:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this where Mussolini, upon whom my modified Marxism is modeled, stood?
120. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| June 6, 2009 6:23 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 06:23
121. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2009 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"An ostrich with its head in the sand is just as blind to opportunity as to disaster" and the same holds true for presidents.
121. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2009 7:18 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 07:18
122. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One can only hope that during his visit to Egypt Obama reflected on the words of Milton Friedman: "If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand".
122. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2009 7:22 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 07:22
123. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Forget the Roman columns, this will be my next backdrop for 2012.
123. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2009 7:27 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 07:27
124. Posted by Denise | June 6, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Watch as I drive these little people into the sand with nothing but my fist! I AM AMAZING!!
124. Posted by Denise | June 6, 2009 7:27 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 07:27
125. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Two bigs heads but neither one makes it to any 'Wonders of The World' list.
125. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2009 7:33 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 07:33
126. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I dreamed I saw the Sphinx in my Maidenform bra.
126. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2009 8:01 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 08:01
127. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
King Tutenprompter
127. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2009 8:13 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 08:13
128. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hey, let's get a picture of Air Force One flying over this!
128. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2009 9:19 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 09:19
129. Posted by William d'Inger | June 6, 2009 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wha..., tell those camels to get a tent!
129. Posted by William d'Inger | June 6, 2009 12:52 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 12:52
130. Posted by Cloudfish | June 6, 2009 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just a little to your right...a little more...now pucker up..."
130. Posted by Cloudfish | June 6, 2009 3:20 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 15:20
131. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 6, 2009 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My name is Barrymandius, King of Kings
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair"
131. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 6, 2009 3:26 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 15:26
132. Posted by retired military | June 6, 2009 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hat tip to the daily beast for the Speech outline
Obama speech in front of the Sphinx
Thanks for having me. It is truly an honor to be at this historic place where both Egyptian and Jews worked together to create such historic pieces of world renown art.
Noone in my families' recent history has ever stood before such an awe inspiring sight, although my uncle did help free Buchenwald. It is also rumored that one of my ancestors was in fact a Pharoah and that is why the Sphinx bears an uncanny likeness to me.
I am shocked that I can stand before a crowd of the decendants of the families my own ancestors used to be ruler of.
But that's just America for you. I am proof that in America anyone can suceed. Espeically if you are good looking and read from a
teleprompter.
I know I know there are some who are startled to find out that my ancestors once ruled your ancestors but it is no suprise to me and I wont hold it against you.
A great document starts out We the people and continues on to say that everyone is endowed by Allah with certain rights.
Rights which America in the past has failed to provide to everyone and I am trying to make sure that America is living up to its founding principles.
But both sides have a point to be made. Those who are for torture state they want to keep America safe from attacks by what is in reality only a very very few individuals who by the way also have not given any money to the RNC. Those who are against torture wants everyone in the world to suceed and to live happily ever after in peace, harmony, and joy.
scrutiny, and too little accountability."
(b.) But on the other hand....
Cairo: "But let us be clear: Al Qaeda killed nearly 3,000 people on that day. The victims were innocent men, women and children from America and many other nations who had done nothing to harm anybody."
But traditional battle lines can contain a great many nuanced positions and we need to find common ground. Such as only torturing people who didnt vote for me.
After all, if I can deign to this land my ancestors once ruled and speak to people whose ancestors were but dust upon the feet of my ancestors than I think that we can make anything happen.
But we cant expect those who voted against me to change their mind overnight. Therefore their torture will continue until morale improves.
Wuth all that being said just think. If you were the descendants of Pharoahs than you too could become President of the US. But only after I am dead as I plan to be there for a long long time.
May Allah bless you all.
132. Posted by retired military | June 6, 2009 6:49 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 18:49
133. Posted by Fderfler | June 6, 2009 11:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tell Michelle to get into that Hijab and get out here now so we can get the photo on the cover of Vogue. This is the fashion statement we have to make.
133. Posted by Fderfler | June 6, 2009 11:13 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2009 23:13
134. Posted by 914 | June 7, 2009 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sphinx to Barak:
"Welcome to the failed empire builders club, very worthy one"
134. Posted by 914 | June 7, 2009 1:38 AM |
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Posted on June 7, 2009 01:38
135. Posted by retired military | June 7, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oopps didnt delete everything from Daily beast.
Please delete
(b.) But on the other hand....
Cairo: "But let us be clear: Al Qaeda killed nearly 3,000 people on that day. The victims were innocent men, women and children from America and many other nations who had done nothing to harm anybody."
in entry 132
135. Posted by retired military | June 7, 2009 8:29 AM |
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Posted on June 7, 2009 08:29
136. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 7, 2009 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Has anyone found the codpiece of the Staff of Rahm?
136. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 7, 2009 9:45 AM |
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Posted on June 7, 2009 09:45
137. Posted by retired military | June 7, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay who hid the teleprompter?
137. Posted by retired military | June 7, 2009 10:50 AM |
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Posted on June 7, 2009 10:50
138. Posted by Rick | June 7, 2009 11:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
They didn't get my nose right.
138. Posted by Rick | June 7, 2009 11:14 AM |
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Posted on June 7, 2009 11:14
139. Posted by rick | June 7, 2009 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They didn't get my nose right."
139. Posted by rick | June 7, 2009 11:26 AM |
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Posted on June 7, 2009 11:26
140. Posted by rodney dill | June 7, 2009 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Indiana Obama and the Administration of Gloom
140. Posted by rodney dill | June 7, 2009 8:53 PM |
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Posted on June 7, 2009 20:53
141. Posted by rodney dill | June 7, 2009 9:13 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I had beans for lunch. Now I feel there's a Tootin' Comin'
141. Posted by rodney dill | June 7, 2009 9:13 PM |
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Posted on June 7, 2009 21:13
142. Posted by Kevin
| June 8, 2009 12:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
142. Posted by Kevin
| June 8, 2009 12:46 AM |
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Posted on June 8, 2009 00:46