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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. As you can see we had a bit of a server meltdown on Thursday, so we're running thing off of a backup site for now. The contest will run here until we get the main site working again.

Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Former President Bill Clinton is seen in the background as the Fisk Jubilee Singers sing 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' during a memorial service for John Hope Franklin at Duke Chapel on the Duke University campus in Durham, N.C. Thursday, June 11, 2009. Franklin, a Durham native and the nation's preeminent scholar of black history, died March 25, 2009. (AP Photo/News & Observer, Chuck Liddy)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the links to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Clinton: (thinking) ♬... (Below threshold)

Clinton: (thinking) ♬ Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...

Which one is not like the o... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Which one is not like the others?

Bill's attempt to blend in ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Bill's attempt to blend in with the crowd didn't quite work.

Bill Clinton couldn't under... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Bill Clinton couldn't understand why he wasn't allowed to sing with Jeremiah Wright's choir.

Bill's attempt to blend in ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Bill's attempt to blend in didn't quite work.

Hillary isnt suprised at wh... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary isnt suprised at what she sees when she peers into her cauldron and spies on what Bill is dreaming about.

Wonder if they remember Jua... (Below threshold)
GianiD:

Wonder if they remember Juanita Broderick?

They kinda dress like fligh... (Below threshold)
GianiD:

They kinda dress like flight attendants....

Where's Willy?... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Where's Willy?

I'm hearing the music from ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'm hearing the music from Jaws all of a sudden...

I wonder if Alex Rodriguez ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I wonder if Alex Rodriguez has been through here?

I could use a new intern...... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I could use a new intern...

Where's Letterman when you ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Where's Letterman when you need him?

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot - ... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot - tonight you are mine!

Ya know I never realized Mi... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Ya know I never realized Michelle had such a big Booty!

The most successful predato... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The most successful predators don't need to blend into the background.

You girls do know that Bara... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You girls do know that Barack is the SECOND black President?...

The ol' Horndog-in-Chief co... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The ol' Horndog-in-Chief considers saddling up one more time...

Ah brown sugar how come you... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should
A-huh.

(Sniffing crotches, humping... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

(Sniffing crotches, humping legs) Bad! Bad Bill! You go sit down! You're a bad influence on Buddy.

My votes for fustian @ 7:43... (Below threshold)
epador:

My votes for fustian @ 7:43.

Let's see, $250k per speaki... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Let's see, $250k per speaking engagement; $2.5 mil for the 'library'; $100k for any public appearance; get Barry to give me a foreign ambassador job; yeah the bottom line is gonna look good this year.

Clinton thinks, "Hmmmm, ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Clinton thinks, "Hmmmm, I wonder if the old ticker can take a whole chorus of black girls at the same time..."

Dear God,I'm just ... (Below threshold)

Dear God,

I'm just sitting here thinking about judgment day, and judicial activism, and how laws are sometimes open to different interpretations.

Now, Lord, about those ten commandments...

Bill couldn't join the choi... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Bill couldn't join the choir because his singing voice paled in comparison to the others.
Then again, everything about Bill paled in comparison.

Speech ... Check. Cl... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

Speech ... Check.
Clean sheets ... Check.
Viagra ... Check.

"Give me some of that old b... (Below threshold)
davidt:

"Give me some of that old black magic!"

America's future is blurred... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

America's future is blurred as Bill counts fire sprinklers on the ceiling.

The first black president p... (Below threshold)
DB:

The first black president ponders his blackness.

Mmm these boogers do taste ... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Mmm these boogers do taste good.

Why do they keep aking me i... (Below threshold)
Pat M:

Why do they keep aking me if I want a cracker????

Tamika...I know that name..... (Below threshold)
Kodom:

Tamika...I know that name.....oh gawd that's not my kid is it?

Which one is Michelle? I c... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Which one is Michelle? I can't see any arms so I can't tell.

I wonder if they forgot I p... (Below threshold)
Kodom:

I wonder if they forgot I play Saxaphone when I asked if they wanted to blow my horn?

Hmmm, what would Obama do?<... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Hmmm, what would Obama do?

Teenage Choir Girl in a Chu... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Teenage Choir Girl in a Church - I knew it would be a long shot when I put it on my Bucket List...

I wonder if lightning can p... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

I wonder if lightning can penetrate that ceiling...

It depends on what the defi... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

It depends on what the definition of "sick" is...

Where's Billdo?... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Where's Billdo?

Let's see...how did that go... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Let's see...how did that go...mappy netted...no...sappy leaded...wait...um...nappy vetted...damn...where the hell is that Imus guy when I need hm?

Bill Clinton contemplates '... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Bill Clinton contemplates 'bout "ridin' dirty" with some of the choir members.

Did her.... did her.... did... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Did her.... did her.... did those two at the same time... did her... hmmmm that one looks like fresh meat - gotta do her.

Anyone wanna make an Oreo? ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Anyone wanna make an Oreo? I got the filling!

One of these people is a na... (Below threshold)
retired military:

One of these people is a nappy headed Ho. All the rest are African Americans.

Oh boy, dark meat!... (Below threshold)
Judith:

Oh boy, dark meat!

I must maintain a sad appea... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

I must maintain a sad appearance for this funeral. What's-his-name was a good friend and a tireless worker for the cause of . . . the cause of . . . the pattern on those ceiling tiles looks like chocolate éclairs. Chocolate éclairs . . . chocolate éclairs . . .

"I see choirs singing, full... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"I see choirs singing, full of hot dames.
Hillary's in the Mid-East, ain't that a shame.
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful world!"

A pew to a thrill... (Below threshold)
914:

A pew to a thrill

I have to choose? Milk C... (Below threshold)
pvd:

I have to choose? Milk Chocolate? Special Dark? Hah! Both!

"Let's see now...I can can ... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Let's see now...I can can my choice of any woman in this room if I-what is it? Kiss the devil's claw or kiss the monkey's paw? I think I have the eyeroll part down...This signing stuff is way too complicated!"

Clinton: (thinking) ♬ Let m... (Below threshold)

Clinton: (thinking) ♬ Let my people go... ♬

Ever committed to the world... (Below threshold)
Uncle Xenu:

Ever committed to the world of politics, ex-President Clinton debates the policy of "going Black" to one of "going back".

I condemn any caption I did... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

I condemn any caption I did not make as racist.

A hustle here and a hustle ... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey joe, take a walk on the wild side

And the coloured girls say

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
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(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click on the links to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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