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From the Boston Herald.com:
"Too bad, if a governor had to go missing, it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin."Senator John F. Kerry, upon hearing of the disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.
You stay classy, Lurch!
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Comments (24)
Maybe if Ol' JK had "really... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 26, 2009 2:38 PM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Maybe if Ol' JK had "really" earned those Purple Hearts. I mean like really been wounded. He would be a little more humble, a little more of a human being and not such a DICK!
1. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 26, 2009 2:38 PM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 14:38
2. Posted by Hank | June 26, 2009 2:46 PM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Being from Ma, I'd once again like to apologize for Kennedy/Kerry being in the Senate. I cannot explain why he keeps getting re-elected.
Kerry is rather famous for using the "Do you know who I am?" question when he wants special treatment. Something he wants all the time.
Truth is, he still hasn't gotten over his defeat to Bush. I doubt he ever will.
I hope he never does.
2. Posted by Hank | June 26, 2009 2:46 PM |
Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 14:46
3. Posted by jp2 | June 26, 2009 2:52 PM | Score: -22 (32 votes cast)
False outrage outburst in 3...2...1...
Maybe you guys could get 3-4 people outside his office like you did for Letterman and make a difference. This "mouth rape" will not stand.
3. Posted by jp2 | June 26, 2009 2:52 PM |
Score: -22 (32 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 14:52
4. Posted by Adriane Brownie | June 26, 2009 2:55 PM | Score: 13 (23 votes cast)
What's the matter, jp2? You on the bottom one time too many in prison?
4. Posted by Adriane Brownie | June 26, 2009 2:55 PM |
Score: 13 (23 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 14:55
5. Posted by d.k.allen | June 26, 2009 3:00 PM | Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
Too bad, if a famous person had to die of cardiac arrest, it couldn't be a former presidential candidate. You know, John Kerry.
5. Posted by d.k.allen | June 26, 2009 3:00 PM |
Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 15:00
6. Posted by Aye Chihuahua | June 26, 2009 3:05 PM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
That John Kerry....
I hope his kidneys fail.
6. Posted by Aye Chihuahua | June 26, 2009 3:05 PM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 15:05
7. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 3:21 PM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
LOL! That will only happen if he stops doing the "happy dance" at the annual summer barbeque in the woods.
7. Posted by LaMedusa | June 26, 2009 3:21 PM |
Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 15:21
8. Posted by tyree | June 26, 2009 3:25 PM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
That's why I stopped trying to understand most on the left. They are just hate mongers.
8. Posted by tyree | June 26, 2009 3:25 PM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 15:25
9. Posted by marc | June 26, 2009 3:29 PM | Score: 15 (21 votes cast)
jp2 - "Maybe you guys could get 3-4 people outside his office like you did for Letterman and make a difference. This "mouth rape" will not stand."
Better yet, maybe we could get a few people together and get you banned forever for being a USDA Prime Choice asshole.
9. Posted by marc | June 26, 2009 3:29 PM |
Score: 15 (21 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 15:29
10. Posted by tony | June 26, 2009 3:53 PM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Kerry has had his head so far up is ass for so long its a wonder he even knew who the AK Gov was.
That guy is a bonehead. You know, Sen. Kerry.
10. Posted by tony | June 26, 2009 3:53 PM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 15:53
11. Posted by DocinPA | June 26, 2009 4:42 PM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
That's OK. 'Cuda just zinged his ass big time with long range sniper fire from Albania. She noted his unhappy look while telling his "joke" by asking: "Why the long face, John?". Ouch.
11. Posted by DocinPA | June 26, 2009 4:42 PM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 16:42
12. Posted by GarandFan | June 26, 2009 6:17 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
John's got a long face 'cause Theresa keeps him on a short leash, allowance wise. He can only DREAM of going off to Argentina. And what with his booze buddy on the cusp of death, there's no "I'll be over at Teddy's place plotting health care strategy". TRANSLATION: Drinking and chasing women.
12. Posted by GarandFan | June 26, 2009 6:17 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 18:17
13. Posted by Oyster | June 26, 2009 7:12 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
I read that too, DocinPA. That was exactly what I said about him November 3, 2004. Cracked me up that she said the same thing.
13. Posted by Oyster | June 26, 2009 7:12 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 19:12
14. Posted by Greg | June 26, 2009 7:34 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
little jp2 = FOOL. The fool can't help herself. Sarah just gets under her skin. Sarah's smart, goodlooking, and successful. Little jp2: not so much. Since I won't go to blue; can anyone tell me if this delusional posts there?
14. Posted by Greg | June 26, 2009 7:34 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 19:34
15. Posted by Trajan | June 26, 2009 7:58 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Kerry and Letterman employ the same gag writers....funny as a pay toilet in a
cholera ward.
15. Posted by Trajan | June 26, 2009 7:58 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 19:58
16. Posted by Trajan | June 26, 2009 8:20 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Pretentious,vapid buffoon. Thanks, Massholes,
for putting him on the national stage. But,
then again, you have been true to form so
many times, and alas, will be so again.
Teddy "a bridge too far" Kennedy and the
"Big Dig" have made you pariahs in the sane
districts of this nation. You ARE what you
ELECT. Man up!
16. Posted by Trajan | June 26, 2009 8:20 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 26, 2009 20:20
17. Posted by 24usmcr | June 27, 2009 9:10 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
If class were gas, Senator John Kerry (along with all the liberals) couldn't power a piss ant's motor scooter around the inside track of a Cheerio.
17. Posted by 24usmcr | June 27, 2009 9:10 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2009 09:10
18. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2009 10:55 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Too bad the golddigger could'nt have gone M.I.A. That is, If He had really ever saw any action that is?
18. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2009 10:55 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2009 10:55
19. Posted by BlogDog | June 27, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Actually Mark Sanford was on a secret mission in Cambodia but he opted to say he was with an Argentine beauty since that story was more believable.
19. Posted by BlogDog | June 27, 2009 11:41 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2009 11:41
20. Posted by Brian Richard Allen![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| June 27, 2009 1:12 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Who is John Kohn?
20. Posted by Brian Richard Allen![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| June 27, 2009 1:12 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2009 13:12
21. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2009 1:37 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Lurch has the jawbone of an ass and the common sense of a slug.
21. Posted by 914 | June 27, 2009 1:37 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 27, 2009 13:37
22. Posted by John Irving | June 28, 2009 12:59 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I;m fairly proud, and growing more so, of my at-the-time lukewarm support for Bush in 2004 and McCain/Palin in 2008. Can anyone really say they were proud of voting for Kerry?
The only Senator dumber than him is now the VP.
22. Posted by John Irving | June 28, 2009 12:59 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 28, 2009 12:59
23. Posted by 914 | June 28, 2009 7:53 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"The only Senator dumber than him now is the VP."
And the only Senator dumber than the VP is the pretender in thief.
23. Posted by 914 | June 28, 2009 7:53 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 28, 2009 19:53
24. Posted by Laughing | July 1, 2009 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come on.
The joke was funny. Palin is as much of a laughingstock as Dan Quayle was.
24. Posted by Laughing | July 1, 2009 12:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 1, 2009 12:31