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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Sometimes a picture is so hot we just can't wait until Friday morning to start the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. This is one of those occasions. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


U.S. President Barack Obama (C) and France's President Nicolas Sarkozy (R) take their places with junior G8 delegates for a family photo at the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy, July 9, 2009. Leaders of the Group of Eight major industrial nations and the main developing economies are meeting in the central Italian city of L'Aquila until Friday to discuss issues ranging from global economic stimulus to climate change and oil prices. REUTERS/Jason Reed (ITALY POLITICS IMAGES OF THE DAY)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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DAAAYMMM!... (Below threshold)
kevin:

DAAAYMMM!

Sarkozy plays his Ace in th... (Below threshold)
HughS:

Sarkozy plays his Ace in the hole.

On topic:No wonder... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

On topic:

No wonder Michelle always gives white chicks the evil eye...

OR

In the words of Clevon Little: Where the white wimmin at?

Finally:

I understand what my father saw in them... and baby got back... bonus!

Now THAT's what gives me a ... (Below threshold)
RScott:

Now THAT's what gives me a funny feeling up the leg.

I'm sure glad I'm not a Rep... (Below threshold)
Second to Nun:

I'm sure glad I'm not a Republican. Little boys don't wiggle like that.

Michell's ass was bigger th... (Below threshold)
dirt old man:

Michell's ass was bigger than that when she was 16

BO: I'd hit dat!Sarc... (Below threshold)
basilDazzle:

BO: I'd hit dat!
Sarcozy: I'd hit zat deaux!

Sarkozy: That dude is soooo... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

Sarkozy: That dude is sooooo busted when he gets home, I would hate to have his wife pissed off at me. hehehehe

You know, just for a change... (Below threshold)
Stephan:

You know, just for a change, I hope I can get my head out of my own ass, and maybe use hers.

You know, I always wanted a... (Below threshold)
PatMeebles:

You know, I always wanted a girl with Michelle's ass that didn't come with arms that could crush me in a headlock.

Whoa!! Now I know why daddy... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Whoa!! Now I know why daddy liked white women!!

"Another success story for ... (Below threshold)
Sean P:

"Another success story for the Troubled Asset Recovery Program!"

The anointed One: Now THAT'... (Below threshold)
OlafNunya:

The anointed One: Now THAT'S a stimulus package I could get behind!

Le Frog: I can just get lost in his eyes, they are so f-ing dreamy.. sacre bleu!

"Bill was right... it's goo... (Below threshold)
Alan Orfi:

"Bill was right... it's good to be the king."

Obama thought bubble: "Righ... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:

Obama thought bubble: "Right on, little sister!"

After kissing a lot of ass ... (Below threshold)
Stephan:

After kissing a lot of ass in Russia, Cairo, Iran, Cuba, and Venezuela, Obama finally finds something to his liking in France.

Obama considers Stimulus 2.... (Below threshold)
hpb:

Obama considers Stimulus 2.0

"Well what do you think a s... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Well what do you think a stimulus is!"

President Obama, seen here ... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

President Obama, seen here trying to teach the "Hokey Pokey" to French President Sarkozy, becomes distracted by broader matters.

"SCHWING"... (Below threshold)

"SCHWING"

"I think it's time for a bo... (Below threshold)

"I think it's time for a bow."

Obama: Looks like you step... (Below threshold)
Robert L. Parkhurst:

Obama: Looks like you step in my stimulus.

"Ive never been so proud of... (Below threshold)
914:

"Ive never been so proud of My country"

Thought balloon on the amus... (Below threshold)

Thought balloon on the amused French guy: Sacre bleu! And they called George Bush an uncultured slob.

Thought balloon on the amus... (Below threshold)

Thought balloon on the amused French guy: Mon Dieu! This Obama rube makes Bill Clinton look like a monk.

"Wow. What a stimulus packa... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"Wow. What a stimulus package." ww

Now I know how Chris Matthe... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Now I know how Chris Matthews feels, I've got that 'tingle up my leg' thing too.

Oh to be 16 again, and know... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Oh to be 16 again, and know what I know now!

No caption, but his right h... (Below threshold)
JJ:

No caption, but his right hand sure looks like it's about to swat her a$$!

I've got a stimulus package... (Below threshold)

I've got a stimulus package for your economy.

"It must be jelly, 'cuz jam... (Below threshold)
hpb:

"It must be jelly, 'cuz jam don't shake like that."

"You're right, Sarkozy. Tho... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

"You're right, Sarkozy. Those shoes are all wrong for that dress."

"I'd like to pour ba... (Below threshold)
Shawn:


"I'd like to pour bar-b-que sauce all over her, and work her like a rib!!"

Obama tries to imitate the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama tries to imitate the first black president.

"Hey, baby! Once you go 1/... (Below threshold)
Mabeldog:

"Hey, baby! Once you go 1/16th black, you never go back!"

Obama "But Michelle, I was ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "But Michelle, I was looking at her handbag and thought you might like one."

Thought balloon on the amus... (Below threshold)

Thought balloon on the amused French guy: Sacre bleu! Who does this disgusting horndog think he is, Bill Clinton?

Man next to Obama thought b... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Man next to Obama thought bubble - I wonder how many right wing sites will have this picture as a caption contest this week.

Breaking out his best Elvis... (Below threshold)
RandyR:

Breaking out his best Elvis pose, Barack sings, "Love me tender, love me true..."

Obama - Oh yeah, Stimulus... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - Oh yeah, Stimulus bill, that is what I needed to think about some more.

16'll get ya 20... (Below threshold)
hpb:

16'll get ya 20

Sarkozy: "Umm, Barry, I thi... (Below threshold)
RandyR:

Sarkozy: "Umm, Barry, I think the teleprompter is a little higher up."

Man next to Obama - "I know... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Man next to Obama - "I know Bill Clinton and you sir are no Bill Clinton".

Sarkozy chuckles to himself... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Sarkozy chuckles to himself realizing that for the moment Obama is indeed a rigid socialist idealogue.

The woman in red brings dow... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The woman in red brings down yet another person who robbed the banks of America.

I don't care what I ... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

I don't care what I promised Putin; this missile ain't getting disarmed.

Obama leans to the right fo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama leans to the right for the first time since he was elected President.

Now that's what I call a <b... (Below threshold)

Now that's what I call a Stimulus Package!!

President Obama learing at ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

President Obama learing at 16yr old ass, price TBD.
President Sarkozy snickering at President Obama, no charge.
Michele Obama doing what the Klan wishes it could, price TBD.
A photographer with a once in a lifetime picture? Priceless, because Michele is going to make sure it never happens again.

Damn, that's going to cost ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Damn, that's going to cost me another trip out to eat somewhere exotic.

Chelsea? Is that you??... (Below threshold)

Chelsea? Is that you??

Bill Clinton ain't got noth... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Bill Clinton ain't got nothing on me, he chased cows but I'm going to have a cow chasing me after this.

Obama: I wish Michele's ass... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Obama: I wish Michele's ass looked like that.
Sarkozy: What a dumbass, he's gonna pay for that look.

"Did someone just drop a Eu... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"Did someone just drop a Euro?"

"Welcome to my parlor", sai... (Below threshold)

"Welcome to my parlor", said Sarkozy to Obama.

And that Barack, is ... (Below threshold)

And that Barack, is why I named my new £50million jet after my wife!

"Umm....uhhh...I....I...It ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

"Umm....uhhh...I....I...It depends on what the meaning of ogle is..."

"Sheez, it went by so fast ... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

"Sheez, it went by so fast I almost missed it."

Obama, on the honeymoon period of his presidency.....and the bumper sticker
he's checking out.

In my culture, Sarky, thats... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

In my culture, Sarky, thats a five-head of
cattle rear-end.....and throw in a rhino horn!

........and I did not bow t... (Below threshold)
billburz:

........and I did not bow to the Saudi King either!!!!!

"Now, that's the kind of su... (Below threshold)
deusa:

"Now, that's the kind of summit I can get used to!"

"So I see heels are out thi... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

"So I see heels are out this summer, but booties are always in style with me, Sarky."

"Now that's a badonkadonk, ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

"Now that's a badonkadonk, Nick!"

"Kids LOVE Jello".... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

"Kids LOVE Jello".

Dr. Bill Cosby

"I think that Stimulus is s... (Below threshold)
Bob:

"I think that Stimulus is starting to work."

"I wonder if I can talk Mic... (Below threshold)
Harley:

"I wonder if I can talk Michelle into wearing a wig and sleeping on her stomach"

"I can haz jailbait?"... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

"I can haz jailbait?"

"Whazzat Sarky?.....'like t... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

"Whazzat Sarky?.....'like two eggs in a hand-
kerchief?????'......I copy THAT, dog. I copy
that."

"Hey Koz....I went from 'at... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

"Hey Koz....I went from 'at ease' to 'full
salute' in a nanosec..........uh, pass me
a magazine QUICK!"

"Now that's Global Warming!... (Below threshold)
Mycroft:

"Now that's Global Warming!"

OH MAMA, I THINK I COULD U... (Below threshold)
t. gregg:

OH MAMA, I THINK I COULD USE A SMOKE!

Obama getting acquinted wit... (Below threshold)
pvd:

Obama getting acquinted with the Brazilian representative to discuss his, uh, stimulus package.

"Stupid American I fart in ... (Below threshold)
brad:

"Stupid American I fart in your general direction"

"I hope Michelle doe... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"I hope Michelle doesn't notice the audacity of my behavior."

Now he has something to rea... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Now he has something to really apologize for.

Wow, all that and no carbon... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Wow, all that and no carbon foot-print!

Sarkozy: "I knew he was Fre... (Below threshold)
Elroy Jetson:

Sarkozy: "I knew he was French!"

Just as an aside, whoever s... (Below threshold)
Elroy Jetson:

Just as an aside, whoever snapped that photo deserves a Pulitzer prize.

I wonder how that fabric wo... (Below threshold)
Brie Padfield:

I wonder how that fabric would feel against my face...

Just be sure to stay away f... (Below threshold)

Just be sure to stay away from the Evil Eye!

"Where da white women at?" ... (Below threshold)

"Where da white women at?"

... I know Michelle will se... (Below threshold)

... I know Michelle will see this but I'd just do what I always do.. blame bush!

Drill here, drill now?!... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Drill here, drill now?!

While visiting Italy, Obama... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

While visiting Italy, Obama engages in the Clinton version of site-seeing.

Obama thought bubble - "She... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble - "She has her own stimulus package"

Baby Got Barack!... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Baby Got Barack!

Damn, I would love to sext ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Damn, I would love to sext that with my Blackberry!

Finally something Obama and... (Below threshold)
Spencer:

Finally something Obama and I can agree on!

In the words of Sir Mix-a-L... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

In the words of Sir Mix-a-Lot ...dang, baby got back.

I would explore that @$$ li... (Below threshold)
Knight_of_the_Mind:

I would explore that @$$ like Coronado and then hit it like a nuetron bomb!

"That's the best ass I've s... (Below threshold)
Brad:

"That's the best ass I've seen since shaving this morning"

I GOTTA get me some o' dat.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I GOTTA get me some o' dat.

Hmmm Ahhhh sure, I can stay... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hmmm Ahhhh sure, I can stay a few more days.

{When the President does it... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

{When the President does it, it means it isn't illegal.}


(courtesy of Richard Nixon to Robert Frost)

"Careful Barrack!" "Have y... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Careful Barrack!" "Have you not seen the Crying Game?"

Damn - now why didn't I thi... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Damn - now why didn't I think of wearing sandals like hers.

Concentrate: Leader of the free world, leader of the free world, lead her to me, no no no! Damn that's a nice ass.

Sarkozy is thinking "I'd lo... (Below threshold)
zipity:

Sarkozy is thinking "I'd love to be there when Michelle sees this photo...."

Prosperity, you little Minx... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Prosperity, you little Minx. Where you going?

That sure ain't no J. Crew ... (Below threshold)
Jason Whitley:

That sure ain't no J. Crew dress now is it, Sarky?

Sarkozy: I know what you're... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Sarkozy: I know what you're thinking about my friend.

Taxes.

Sarkoky thought balloon: <b... (Below threshold)
vader06:

Sarkoky thought balloon:
I wonder if Bill Clinton told Barack what the meaning of "is" is?

And the target for my next ... (Below threshold)
SShiell:

And the target for my next stimulus package is . . .

Hey, don't look at me Barac... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Hey, don't look at me Barack. I've got a cute wife.

She would make an excellent... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

She would make an excellent Butt Czar

Now Nicolas, that is the ki... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Now Nicolas, that is the kind of Tour de France I'm talking about!

Don't worry Barack, you've ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Don't worry Barack, you've screwed her already.

Just like every other American.

Yes I can!... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Yes I can!

"As I work on our carbon-co... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"As I work on our carbon-control legacy for posterior appreciation... I mean, for the appreciation of posterity..."

Barack: I'd slap a burkha o... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Barack: I'd slap a burkha on that.

Sarkozy: Go ahead Barry, s... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Sarkozy: Go ahead Barry, show her YOUR stimulus pakage!

I like big butts and I cann... (Below threshold)

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

I'd *pay* to be a fly on th... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

I'd *pay* to be a fly on the wall when Michele unloads.

Tail to the Chief... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Tail to the Chief

So *that's* why they say, "... (Below threshold)

So *that's* why they say, "Ooh-Lala." Totally get it now.

Pizza Czarina Review Board ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Pizza Czarina Review Board

Whow! look I think I see a ... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Whow! look I think I see a quarter - quick get one of my lackeys to pick it up for me.

"I'm gonna TAX that a--."</... (Below threshold)

"I'm gonna TAX that a--."

Now THAT ain't Wookie ass!!... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Now THAT ain't Wookie ass!!

"Hubba-Hubba Baby" how abou... (Below threshold)
Capt. Kranky:

"Hubba-Hubba Baby" how about a job as my personal aide?

"Man, I'd love to do to tha... (Below threshold)
NJ Mike:

"Man, I'd love to do to that what I am doing to the entire USA.........."

"Uh...Miss, can I offer you... (Below threshold)
drjohn:

"Uh...Miss, can I offer you your own private stimulus package?"

"That's the nicest piece of... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

"That's the nicest piece of stimul-ass, oops, stimulus package I've seen in some time."

"Man, I am just not used to... (Below threshold)
drjohn:

"Man, I am just not used to that small a booty"

Well now, there's HOPE that... (Below threshold)

Well now, there's HOPE that could CHANGE me.

"But Michelle-I was-um-tryi... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"But Michelle-I was-um-trying to help out OJ and look for the real killers."

President Barack Obama is s... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

President Barack Obama is struck by a shot from the assy knoll

Obama: I could tax that.<b... (Below threshold)
Dustin May:

Obama: I could tax that.

Hey if Mark Stanford can ha... (Below threshold)
Stan25:

Hey if Mark Stanford can have some on the side, so can I

The harder Barry pants, the... (Below threshold)
Stan25:

The harder Barry pants, the higher the Co2 emissions get

Sarkozy: "Honest Mr. Presi... (Below threshold)
JB:

Sarkozy: "Honest Mr. President. Every time Bill Clinton's approval ratings were tanking, it worked."

Thought balloon: "I wonder... (Below threshold)
Jay:

Thought balloon: "I wonder how you say 'Hoodoo dat Voodoo in Urdu?'"

Just like I told you, The e... (Below threshold)
Mainstreet:

Just like I told you, The end justifies the means.

A red stained dress is in H... (Below threshold)
914:

A red stained dress is in His future.

White House spokesmen - No ... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

White House spokesmen - No Obama didn't bow, I mean look at that woman's ass, he spotted a euro on the ground and was going to pick it up.

Now I need a cigarette.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Now I need a cigarette.

Nice, but I need to see her... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Nice, but I need to see her armpits.

That would look so much nic... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That would look so much nicer in a burkha.

That could cause some serio... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

That could cause some serious global warming.

That puts a twinge in my su... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That puts a twinge in my surrender monkey.

That wasn't a bow! I was ju... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That wasn't a bow! I was just stooping because her ass is so much shorter than me.

The only stimulus package a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The only stimulus package anywhere near Barack Obama that actually works.

I thought Mecca was in the ... (Below threshold)
Brad:

I thought Mecca was in the other direction!

Suddenly, as the Woman in R... (Below threshold)
Stephan:

Suddenly, as the Woman in Red passed by, Neo (er, ... the One) realized he had been caught in the Matrix again.

Excuse me Miss, do you know... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Excuse me Miss, do you know why they call me the dictator?

Barry suddenly rediscovers ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Barry suddenly rediscovers the space program when the rocket in his pocket goes into launch mode.

Sarkozy: "No no Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)
JB:

Sarkozy: "No no Mr. President, I said your approval ratings are plummeting. Get your head out of YOUR ass."

President Obama suddenly re... (Below threshold)
Bungalowlife:

President Obama suddenly reverses his position on offshore drilling.

Several Thoughts On The Sam... (Below threshold)

Several Thoughts On The Same Thing:

Bill Clinton:"Whoa mama, that's some fine bootie! Shake yer money maker"

Larry Craig:"Doesn't do that much for me".

Nicholas Sarkozy:"Oh mon dieu. Oui, oui, oui".

Barack Obama:"Yes indeed(pause), in my opinion(pause), it's probably safe to say(pause), that that posterior region(pause), is indeed(pause), rather nice in some ways(pause).

Thinking with the little he... (Below threshold)
davidt:

Thinking with the little head instead of the big head.

"Alas, to be a black man bu... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

"Alas, to be a black man but not built like a blcak man down where it counts"

davidt, actually, ... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

davidt,

actually, for BO it's two little heads.

US Commander in Chief admir... (Below threshold)
SicSemperTyrannus:

US Commander in Chief admires elite French flanking manuvers.

Damn fine stern on that shi... (Below threshold)
Stan25:

Damn fine stern on that ship

Mais oui, Nick, VPL it is!<... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

Mais oui, Nick, VPL it is!

Obama thought bubble:... (Below threshold)

Obama thought bubble:


Hope! Grope?
Nope Dope: Cope, Mope, Tope, Pope

Wizbang: Now misleading you... (Below threshold)
jp2:

Wizbang: Now misleading you in photo form.

What Washington needs is ad... (Below threshold)
Bill L.:

What Washington needs is adult supervision.

People say I'm an idiot whe... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

People say I'm an idiot when it comes to foreign affairs, but now I'm motivated.

We need somebody who's got ... (Below threshold)
Bill L.:

We need somebody who's got the, uh, empathy, to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom - and that's the criterion by which I'll be selecting my judges.

After days of bickering, Ob... (Below threshold)
Bill L.:

After days of bickering, Obama and Sarcozy finally reach common ground.

A Barisconi staffer checks ... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

A Barisconi staffer checks on President Obama's heart rate to the bemusement of Prime Minister Sarkozy. "I think that you and I have just violated the START treaty, no?" whispered a smirking Sarkozy.

Don't worry, it's not love,... (Below threshold)
Zack Spivey:

Don't worry, it's not love, its just a passing fanny.

From behind, she looks just... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

From behind, she looks just like Nancy Pelosi.

We French have some rather ... (Below threshold)
Constituion First:

We French have some rather different ideas about stimulus.. you like? no?

Whoa!!!... (Below threshold)
bigbugna:

Whoa!!!

I'd like to press her 'rese... (Below threshold)
jbw:

I'd like to press her 'reset' button

Baby got Barak.... (Below threshold)
Matt Deck:

Baby got Barak.

"Yes! Oui! Can!"... (Below threshold)
Matt Deck:

"Yes! Oui! Can!"

"Damn girl, why no stiletto... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Damn girl, why no stiletto's...?"

which one is the biggest as... (Below threshold)
brad:

which one is the biggest ass in the room.

American and French men hav... (Below threshold)
James H:

American and French men have at least one thing in common ...

Gitten' ripe!... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Gitten' ripe!

out of the country and ther... (Below threshold)
ken harlow:

out of the country and therefore unable to do to america what he regularly does to america, obama's thoughts begin to stray.

by god, clinton was right. ... (Below threshold)
ken harlow:

by god, clinton was right. harass is two words.

Now THAT"S a stimulus packa... (Below threshold)
krkrjak Author Profile Page:

Now THAT"S a stimulus package!

That must be stimulus packa... (Below threshold)
tom:

That must be stimulus package number three.

I'm Barack Obama and I AM t... (Below threshold)
Eric:

I'm Barack Obama and I AM the Assman!

{Set to melody of Taxman by... (Below threshold)
Eric:

{Set to melody of Taxman by the Beatles}

Let me tell you how it will be;
There's one for you, sixteen for me.
'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

Should my eyes appear too small,
It's because I want to take it all.
'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

She can drive a car - Now ain't that sweet;
if she tries to sit - I'll grab her seat;
She's not too old - I'll take the heat;
'Cause the way she walks - Sure is sweet.

Assman!

'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

Don't ask me what I want it for,
If you've seen my wife you'd know what for.
'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

Now my advice for those who try, (assman)
to watch that booty with your eyes. (assman)
'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

And you're working for no one but me.

Assman!

And here we see a fine ass,... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

And here we see a fine ass, a big ass, and the President of France.

"Oh yeah, French Fry, I do ... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"Oh yeah, French Fry, I do like this job."

Sarkozy: "To goose, or not... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Sarkozy: "To goose, or not to goose, that is the question, nez pas?

I'm President Clinton and I... (Below threshold)
Robert L:

I'm President Clinton and I approve of this message.

*Whoomp!* There it is!... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

*Whoomp!* There it is!

"I am a bright guy, unlike ... (Below threshold)
steve:

"I am a bright guy, unlike the family men from South Carolina and Nevada; I realize that you can look at an attractive woman and not act on it. Mark and John? Two dopes. Have fun in oblivion boys!"

If only I were a real boy i... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

If only I were a real boy instead of a puppet made of wood...

Ooops! Pastor Jeremiah sai... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Ooops! Pastor Jeremiah said "Thou shalt not 'ride dirty' in your heart!

Barack Obama and Jimmy Cart... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter share yet another similarity: lusting after women.

Sarkozy to Obama: "So, did ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Sarkozy to Obama: "So, did I hear you say that you drive hard down low and can jam the biscuit in the hole........I mean in basketball?"

Sarkozy wondering: "How is ... (Below threshold)
RandyR:

Sarkozy wondering: "How is he going to blame this on Bush?"

Sarkozy to Obama: Now you k... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Sarkozy to Obama: Now you know why I call it the Gr8 Summit.

Obama: "Tell me, Nicholas, ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Obama: "Tell me, Nicholas, what is the 'exchange' rate.......if you know what I mean when I say 'exchange'".

Obamessiah to himself: "I d... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Obamessiah to himself: "I don't remember creating THAT!"

Commander-in-Chief: Someone... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Commander-in-Chief: Someone musta played "Hail to the Chief" 'cause my Johnson's salutin'!

The Girl from Ipanema is a ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The Girl from Ipanema is a Screamah.

What a tease! It cost us a... (Below threshold)
Pacattack:

What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President's package.

Without his teleprompter, t... (Below threshold)
Pacattack:

Without his teleprompter, the President is left speechless. Yet he remains focused, hoping to push forth his "personal agenda".

Note to Rahm:I nee... (Below threshold)
Gary Lewis:

Note to Rahm:

I need to personally re-negotiate our trade agreements with Brazil. Please schedule ASAP.

YO back that thang up!!!</p... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

YO back that thang up!!!

I'm an Independent; I am no... (Below threshold)
sonny burnett:

I'm an Independent; I am not going to comment on this photo, other than to write this:
Bush's photo was in good fun; Obama helped a girl down the stairs. It's amazing how a picture can be framed.

Sidenote: I am a Bill O' Reilly fan, but loathe Hannity.

Thank You.

"ARRRRR.... There be... (Below threshold)

"ARRRRR.... There be some booty."

"Damn... I had a G8 instead... (Below threshold)

"Damn... I had a G8 instead."

DRUDGEBREAKING: Obama admir... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Obama admires the Democrat Party mascot... French style... Developing...

Obama: "She's got nothin' o... (Below threshold)

Obama: "She's got nothin' on Helen Thomas."

(Robert Gibbs at Whitehouse... (Below threshold)

(Robert Gibbs at Whitehouse Press Conference... The next day): "...and finally with the Passing of Farrah Fawcett, President Obama has... uh taken an interest in ass cancer... yea that's it... In fact he has already started an in depth study... Yea... that's the ticket."

WWBD?... (Below threshold)

WWBD?

Still thinks harass is two ... (Below threshold)

Still thinks harass is two words.

Tour de France... (Below threshold)

Tour de France

Sarkozy: "No, I said she wa... (Below threshold)

Sarkozy: "No, I said she was astute."

"This photo is such crap, N... (Below threshold)
sonny burnett:

"This photo is such crap, Nicky boy. Watch it on replay! I am helping a woman down the steps. Do you think an oily, disgusting, disturbing "man" like Limbaugh would do it? Hell no, Nicky! He'd be in line at Wendy's or sniffin' meth, my friend; or, he'd smell like ass and the woman would go UP the steps."
depp=true
notiz=biddabang you're off subject.

Get my caption back up ther... (Below threshold)
sonny burnett:

Get my caption back up there, shortstop.
Can't handle the truth, eh?

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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