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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: July 9, 2009 - 7:40 PM

Sometimes a picture is so hot we just can't wait until Friday morning to start the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. This is one of those occasions. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


U.S. President Barack Obama (C) and France's President Nicolas Sarkozy (R) take their places with junior G8 delegates for a family photo at the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy, July 9, 2009. Leaders of the Group of Eight major industrial nations and the main developing economies are meeting in the central Italian city of L'Aquila until Friday to discuss issues ranging from global economic stimulus to climate change and oil prices. REUTERS/Jason Reed (ITALY POLITICS IMAGES OF THE DAY)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (211)

DAAAYMMM!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by kevin | July 9, 2009 7:43 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
kevin:

DAAAYMMM!

1. Posted by kevin | July 9, 2009 7:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 19:43

Sarkozy plays his Ace in th... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by HughS | July 9, 2009 7:46 PM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
HughS:

Sarkozy plays his Ace in the hole.

2. Posted by HughS | July 9, 2009 7:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 19:46

On topic:No wonder... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 9, 2009 7:47 PM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

On topic:

No wonder Michelle always gives white chicks the evil eye...

OR

In the words of Clevon Little: Where the white wimmin at?

Finally:

I understand what my father saw in them... and baby got back... bonus!

3. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 9, 2009 7:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 19:47

Now THAT's what gives me a ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by RScott | July 9, 2009 7:54 PM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
RScott:

Now THAT's what gives me a funny feeling up the leg.

4. Posted by RScott | July 9, 2009 7:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 19:54

I'm sure glad I'm not a Rep... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Second to Nun | July 9, 2009 7:56 PM | Score: -46 (46 votes cast)
Second to Nun:

I'm sure glad I'm not a Republican. Little boys don't wiggle like that.

5. Posted by Second to Nun | July 9, 2009 7:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -46 (46 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 19:56

Michell's ass was bigger th... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by dirt old man | July 9, 2009 8:12 PM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
dirt old man:

Michell's ass was bigger than that when she was 16

6. Posted by dirt old man | July 9, 2009 8:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:12

BO: I'd hit dat!Sarc... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by basilDazzle | July 9, 2009 8:26 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
basilDazzle:

BO: I'd hit dat!
Sarcozy: I'd hit zat deaux!

7. Posted by basilDazzle | July 9, 2009 8:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:26

Sarkozy: That dude is soooo... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by mpw280 | July 9, 2009 8:30 PM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
mpw280:

Sarkozy: That dude is sooooo busted when he gets home, I would hate to have his wife pissed off at me. hehehehe

8. Posted by mpw280 | July 9, 2009 8:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (10 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:30

You know, just for a change... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Stephan | July 9, 2009 8:34 PM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Stephan:

You know, just for a change, I hope I can get my head out of my own ass, and maybe use hers.

9. Posted by Stephan | July 9, 2009 8:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:34

You know, I always wanted a... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by PatMeebles | July 9, 2009 8:34 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
PatMeebles:

You know, I always wanted a girl with Michelle's ass that didn't come with arms that could crush me in a headlock.

10. Posted by PatMeebles | July 9, 2009 8:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:34

Whoa!! Now I know why daddy... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by iwogisdead | July 9, 2009 8:36 PM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

Whoa!! Now I know why daddy liked white women!!

11. Posted by iwogisdead | July 9, 2009 8:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:36

"Another success story for ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Sean P | July 9, 2009 8:36 PM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Sean P:

"Another success story for the Troubled Asset Recovery Program!"

12. Posted by Sean P | July 9, 2009 8:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:36

The anointed One: Now THAT'... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by OlafNunya | July 9, 2009 8:36 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
OlafNunya:

The anointed One: Now THAT'S a stimulus package I could get behind!

Le Frog: I can just get lost in his eyes, they are so f-ing dreamy.. sacre bleu!

13. Posted by OlafNunya | July 9, 2009 8:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:36

"Bill was right... it's goo... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Alan Orfi | July 9, 2009 8:36 PM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Alan Orfi:

"Bill was right... it's good to be the king."

14. Posted by Alan Orfi | July 9, 2009 8:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:36

Obama thought bubble: "Righ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jay Guevara | July 9, 2009 8:40 PM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Jay Guevara:

Obama thought bubble: "Right on, little sister!"

15. Posted by Jay Guevara | July 9, 2009 8:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:40

After kissing a lot of ass ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Stephan | July 9, 2009 8:43 PM | Score: 15 (21 votes cast)
Stephan:

After kissing a lot of ass in Russia, Cairo, Iran, Cuba, and Venezuela, Obama finally finds something to his liking in France.

16. Posted by Stephan | July 9, 2009 8:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (21 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:43

Obama considers Stimulus 2.... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by hpb | July 9, 2009 8:53 PM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
hpb:

Obama considers Stimulus 2.0

17. Posted by hpb | July 9, 2009 8:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:53

"Well what do you think a s... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Upset Old Guy | July 9, 2009 8:54 PM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

"Well what do you think a stimulus is!"

18. Posted by Upset Old Guy | July 9, 2009 8:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:54

President Obama, seen here ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by iwogisdead | July 9, 2009 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

President Obama, seen here trying to teach the "Hokey Pokey" to French President Sarkozy, becomes distracted by broader matters.

19. Posted by iwogisdead | July 9, 2009 8:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 20:55

"SCHWING"... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 9, 2009 9:00 PM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"SCHWING"

20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 9, 2009 9:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:00

"I think it's time for a bo... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 9, 2009 9:01 PM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"I think it's time for a bow."

21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 9, 2009 9:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:01

Obama: Looks like you step... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Robert L. Parkhurst | July 9, 2009 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Robert L. Parkhurst:

Obama: Looks like you step in my stimulus.

22. Posted by Robert L. Parkhurst | July 9, 2009 9:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:07

"Ive never been so proud of... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by 914 | July 9, 2009 9:11 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
914:

"Ive never been so proud of My country"

23. Posted by 914 | July 9, 2009 9:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:11

Thought balloon on the amus... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by OregonMuse | July 9, 2009 9:14 PM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Thought balloon on the amused French guy: Sacre bleu! And they called George Bush an uncultured slob.

24. Posted by OregonMuse | July 9, 2009 9:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:14

Thought balloon on the amus... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by OregonMuse | July 9, 2009 9:15 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Thought balloon on the amused French guy: Mon Dieu! This Obama rube makes Bill Clinton look like a monk.

25. Posted by OregonMuse | July 9, 2009 9:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:15

"Wow. What a stimulus packa... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by WildWillie | July 9, 2009 9:15 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"Wow. What a stimulus package." ww

26. Posted by WildWillie | July 9, 2009 9:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:15

Now I know how Chris Matthe... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by GarandFan | July 9, 2009 9:17 PM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Now I know how Chris Matthews feels, I've got that 'tingle up my leg' thing too.

27. Posted by GarandFan | July 9, 2009 9:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (14 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:17

Oh to be 16 again, and know... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by GarandFan | July 9, 2009 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Oh to be 16 again, and know what I know now!

28. Posted by GarandFan | July 9, 2009 9:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:18

No caption, but his right h... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JJ | July 9, 2009 9:21 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
JJ:

No caption, but his right hand sure looks like it's about to swat her a$$!

29. Posted by JJ | July 9, 2009 9:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:21

I've got a stimulus package... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Aye Chihuahua | July 9, 2009 9:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aye Chihuahua:

I've got a stimulus package for your economy.

30. Posted by Aye Chihuahua | July 9, 2009 9:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:27

"It must be jelly, 'cuz jam... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by hpb | July 9, 2009 9:32 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
hpb:

"It must be jelly, 'cuz jam don't shake like that."

31. Posted by hpb | July 9, 2009 9:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:32

"You're right, Sarkozy. Tho... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by VagaBond | July 9, 2009 9:33 PM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
VagaBond:

"You're right, Sarkozy. Those shoes are all wrong for that dress."

32. Posted by VagaBond | July 9, 2009 9:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:33

"I'd like to pour ba... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Shawn | July 9, 2009 9:37 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Shawn:


"I'd like to pour bar-b-que sauce all over her, and work her like a rib!!"

33. Posted by Shawn | July 9, 2009 9:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:37

Obama tries to imitate the ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:39 PM | Score: 19 (23 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama tries to imitate the first black president.

34. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 19 (23 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:39

"Hey, baby! Once you go 1/... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Mabeldog | July 9, 2009 9:40 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Mabeldog:

"Hey, baby! Once you go 1/16th black, you never go back!"

35. Posted by Mabeldog | July 9, 2009 9:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:40

Obama "But Michelle, I was ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:41 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "But Michelle, I was looking at her handbag and thought you might like one."

36. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:41

Thought balloon on the amus... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by OregonMuse | July 9, 2009 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Thought balloon on the amused French guy: Sacre bleu! Who does this disgusting horndog think he is, Bill Clinton?

37. Posted by OregonMuse | July 9, 2009 9:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:41

Man next to Obama thought b... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:43 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

Man next to Obama thought bubble - I wonder how many right wing sites will have this picture as a caption contest this week.

38. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:43

Breaking out his best Elvis... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by RandyR | July 9, 2009 9:43 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
RandyR:

Breaking out his best Elvis pose, Barack sings, "Love me tender, love me true..."

39. Posted by RandyR | July 9, 2009 9:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:43

Obama - Oh yeah, Stimulus... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:44 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama - Oh yeah, Stimulus bill, that is what I needed to think about some more.

40. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:44

16'll get ya 20... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by hpb | July 9, 2009 9:45 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
hpb:

16'll get ya 20

41. Posted by hpb | July 9, 2009 9:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:45

Sarkozy: "Umm, Barry, I thi... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by RandyR | July 9, 2009 9:49 PM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
RandyR:

Sarkozy: "Umm, Barry, I think the teleprompter is a little higher up."

42. Posted by RandyR | July 9, 2009 9:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (17 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:49

Man next to Obama - "I know... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:51 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

Man next to Obama - "I know Bill Clinton and you sir are no Bill Clinton".

43. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:51

Sarkozy chuckles to himself... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by DaveD | July 9, 2009 9:51 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
DaveD:

Sarkozy chuckles to himself realizing that for the moment Obama is indeed a rigid socialist idealogue.

44. Posted by DaveD | July 9, 2009 9:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:51

The woman in red brings dow... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:53 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

The woman in red brings down yet another person who robbed the banks of America.

45. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:53

I don't care what I ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | July 9, 2009 9:53 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Anon Y. Mous:

I don't care what I promised Putin; this missile ain't getting disarmed.

46. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | July 9, 2009 9:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:53

Obama leans to the right fo... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:56 PM | Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama leans to the right for the first time since he was elected President.

47. Posted by retired military | July 9, 2009 9:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 22 (22 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 21:56

Now that's what I call a <b... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Justrand [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 9, 2009 10:12 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Justrand[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Now that's what I call a Stimulus Package!!

48. Posted by Justrand [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 9, 2009 10:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:12

President Obama learing at ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Gmac | July 9, 2009 10:23 PM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Gmac:

President Obama learing at 16yr old ass, price TBD.
President Sarkozy snickering at President Obama, no charge.
Michele Obama doing what the Klan wishes it could, price TBD.
A photographer with a once in a lifetime picture? Priceless, because Michele is going to make sure it never happens again.

49. Posted by Gmac | July 9, 2009 10:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (12 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:23

Damn, that's going to cost ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Gmac | July 9, 2009 10:24 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Gmac:

Damn, that's going to cost me another trip out to eat somewhere exotic.

50. Posted by Gmac | July 9, 2009 10:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:24

Chelsea? Is that you??... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by proof | July 9, 2009 10:27 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
proof:

Chelsea? Is that you??

51. Posted by proof | July 9, 2009 10:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:27

Bill Clinton ain't got noth... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Gmac | July 9, 2009 10:28 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Gmac:

Bill Clinton ain't got nothing on me, he chased cows but I'm going to have a cow chasing me after this.

52. Posted by Gmac | July 9, 2009 10:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:28

Obama: I wish Michele's ass... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Gmac | July 9, 2009 10:34 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Gmac:

Obama: I wish Michele's ass looked like that.
Sarkozy: What a dumbass, he's gonna pay for that look.

53. Posted by Gmac | July 9, 2009 10:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:34

"Did someone just drop a Eu... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by GarandFan | July 9, 2009 10:37 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
GarandFan:

"Did someone just drop a Euro?"

54. Posted by GarandFan | July 9, 2009 10:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:37

"Welcome to my parlor", sai... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by jennifer | July 9, 2009 10:41 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
jennifer:

"Welcome to my parlor", said Sarkozy to Obama.

55. Posted by jennifer | July 9, 2009 10:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:41

And that Barack, is ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by jennifer | July 9, 2009 10:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jennifer:

And that Barack, is why I named my new £50million jet after my wife!

56. Posted by jennifer | July 9, 2009 10:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:46

"Umm....uhhh...I....I...It ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 9, 2009 10:52 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

"Umm....uhhh...I....I...It depends on what the meaning of ogle is..."

57. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 9, 2009 10:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:52

"Sheez, it went by so fast ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Trajan:

"Sheez, it went by so fast I almost missed it."

Obama, on the honeymoon period of his presidency.....and the bumper sticker
he's checking out.

58. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 10:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 22:53

In my culture, Sarky, thats... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:01 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Trajan:

In my culture, Sarky, thats a five-head of
cattle rear-end.....and throw in a rhino horn!

59. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:01

........and I did not bow t... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by billburz | July 9, 2009 11:04 PM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
billburz:

........and I did not bow to the Saudi King either!!!!!

60. Posted by billburz | July 9, 2009 11:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:04

"Now, that's the kind of su... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by deusa | July 9, 2009 11:05 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
deusa:

"Now, that's the kind of summit I can get used to!"

61. Posted by deusa | July 9, 2009 11:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:05

"So I see heels are out thi... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:10 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Trajan:

"So I see heels are out this summer, but booties are always in style with me, Sarky."

62. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:10

"Now that's a badonkadonk, ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 9, 2009 11:12 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

"Now that's a badonkadonk, Nick!"

63. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 9, 2009 11:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:12

"Kids LOVE Jello".... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:15 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Trajan:

"Kids LOVE Jello".

Dr. Bill Cosby

64. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:15

"I think that Stimulus is s... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Bob | July 9, 2009 11:19 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Bob:

"I think that Stimulus is starting to work."

65. Posted by Bob | July 9, 2009 11:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:19

"I wonder if I can talk Mic... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Harley | July 9, 2009 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Harley:

"I wonder if I can talk Michelle into wearing a wig and sleeping on her stomach"

66. Posted by Harley | July 9, 2009 11:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:20

"I can haz jailbait?"... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Master Shake | July 9, 2009 11:25 PM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Master Shake:

"I can haz jailbait?"

67. Posted by Master Shake | July 9, 2009 11:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:25

"Whazzat Sarky?.....'like t... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Trajan:

"Whazzat Sarky?.....'like two eggs in a hand-
kerchief?????'......I copy THAT, dog. I copy
that."

68. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:31

"Hey Koz....I went from 'at... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:43 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Trajan:

"Hey Koz....I went from 'at ease' to 'full
salute' in a nanosec..........uh, pass me
a magazine QUICK!"

69. Posted by Trajan | July 9, 2009 11:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:43

"Now that's Global Warming!... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Mycroft | July 9, 2009 11:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mycroft:

"Now that's Global Warming!"

70. Posted by Mycroft | July 9, 2009 11:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 9, 2009 23:53

OH MAMA, I THINK I COULD U... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by t. gregg | July 10, 2009 12:38 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
t. gregg:

OH MAMA, I THINK I COULD USE A SMOKE!

71. Posted by t. gregg | July 10, 2009 12:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 00:38

Obama getting acquinted wit... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by pvd | July 10, 2009 12:54 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
pvd:

Obama getting acquinted with the Brazilian representative to discuss his, uh, stimulus package.

72. Posted by pvd | July 10, 2009 12:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 00:54

"Stupid American I fart in ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by brad | July 10, 2009 1:06 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
brad:

"Stupid American I fart in your general direction"

73. Posted by brad | July 10, 2009 1:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 01:06

"I hope Michelle doe... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 10, 2009 1:11 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"I hope Michelle doesn't notice the audacity of my behavior."

74. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 10, 2009 1:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 01:11

Now he has something to rea... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 10, 2009 1:13 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Now he has something to really apologize for.

75. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 10, 2009 1:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 01:13

Wow, all that and no carbon... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by jbinnout | July 10, 2009 1:40 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
jbinnout:

Wow, all that and no carbon foot-print!

76. Posted by jbinnout | July 10, 2009 1:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 01:40

Sarkozy: "I knew he was Fre... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Elroy Jetson | July 10, 2009 3:46 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Elroy Jetson:

Sarkozy: "I knew he was French!"

77. Posted by Elroy Jetson | July 10, 2009 3:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 03:46

Just as an aside, whoever s... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Elroy Jetson | July 10, 2009 3:48 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Elroy Jetson:

Just as an aside, whoever snapped that photo deserves a Pulitzer prize.

78. Posted by Elroy Jetson | July 10, 2009 3:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (11 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 03:48

I wonder how that fabric wo... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Brie Padfield | July 10, 2009 4:21 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Brie Padfield:

I wonder how that fabric would feel against my face...

79. Posted by Brie Padfield | July 10, 2009 4:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 04:21

Just be sure to stay away f... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Evil Eye | July 10, 2009 4:42 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Evil Eye:

Just be sure to stay away from the Evil Eye!

80. Posted by Evil Eye | July 10, 2009 4:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 04:42

"Where da white women at?" ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Linda Starr | July 10, 2009 5:09 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Linda Starr:

"Where da white women at?"

81. Posted by Linda Starr | July 10, 2009 5:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 05:09

... I know Michelle will se... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Opinionated Vogon | July 10, 2009 5:29 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Opinionated Vogon:

... I know Michelle will see this but I'd just do what I always do.. blame bush!

82. Posted by Opinionated Vogon | July 10, 2009 5:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (13 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 05:29

Drill here, drill now?!... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by CDR M | July 10, 2009 5:46 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
CDR M:

Drill here, drill now?!

83. Posted by CDR M | July 10, 2009 5:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 05:46

While visiting Italy, Obama... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Dodo David | July 10, 2009 5:59 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Dodo David:

While visiting Italy, Obama engages in the Clinton version of site-seeing.

84. Posted by Dodo David | July 10, 2009 5:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 05:59

Obama thought bubble - "She... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by retired military | July 10, 2009 6:37 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble - "She has her own stimulus package"

85. Posted by retired military | July 10, 2009 6:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 06:37

Baby Got Barack!... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by CZ | July 10, 2009 6:54 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
CZ:

Baby Got Barack!

86. Posted by CZ | July 10, 2009 6:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 06:54

Damn, I would love to sext ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 7:04 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff:

Damn, I would love to sext that with my Blackberry!

87. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 7:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 07:04

Finally something Obama and... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Spencer | July 10, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Spencer:

Finally something Obama and I can agree on!

88. Posted by Spencer | July 10, 2009 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 07:25

In the words of Sir Mix-a-L... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Prairie | July 10, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Prairie:

In the words of Sir Mix-a-Lot ...dang, baby got back.

89. Posted by Prairie | July 10, 2009 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 07:25

I would explore that @$$ li... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Knight_of_the_Mind | July 10, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Knight_of_the_Mind:

I would explore that @$$ like Coronado and then hit it like a nuetron bomb!

90. Posted by Knight_of_the_Mind | July 10, 2009 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 07:31

"That's the best ass I've s... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Brad | July 10, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Brad:

"That's the best ass I've seen since shaving this morning"

91. Posted by Brad | July 10, 2009 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 07:50

I GOTTA get me some o' dat.... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 10, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

I GOTTA get me some o' dat.

92. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 10, 2009 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 07:54

Hmmm Ahhhh sure, I can stay... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 10, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Hmmm Ahhhh sure, I can stay a few more days.

93. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 10, 2009 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 07:57

{When the President does it... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 10, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

{When the President does it, it means it isn't illegal.}


(courtesy of Richard Nixon to Robert Frost)

94. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 10, 2009 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:04

"Careful Barrack!" "Have y... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Rick13 | July 10, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Rick13:

"Careful Barrack!" "Have you not seen the Crying Game?"

95. Posted by Rick13 | July 10, 2009 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:04

Damn - now why didn't I thi... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by JAT | July 10, 2009 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
JAT:

Damn - now why didn't I think of wearing sandals like hers.

Concentrate: Leader of the free world, leader of the free world, lead her to me, no no no! Damn that's a nice ass.

96. Posted by JAT | July 10, 2009 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:24

Sarkozy is thinking "I'd lo... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by zipity | July 10, 2009 8:25 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
zipity:

Sarkozy is thinking "I'd love to be there when Michelle sees this photo...."

97. Posted by zipity | July 10, 2009 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:25

Prosperity, you little Minx... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Prosperity, you little Minx. Where you going?

98. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:26

That sure ain't no J. Crew ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Jason Whitley | July 10, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jason Whitley:

That sure ain't no J. Crew dress now is it, Sarky?

99. Posted by Jason Whitley | July 10, 2009 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:28

Sarkozy: I know what you're... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Sarkozy: I know what you're thinking about my friend.

Taxes.

100. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:28

Sarkoky thought balloon: <b... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by vader06 | July 10, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
vader06:

Sarkoky thought balloon:
I wonder if Bill Clinton told Barack what the meaning of "is" is?

101. Posted by vader06 | July 10, 2009 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:30

And the target for my next ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by SShiell | July 10, 2009 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
SShiell:

And the target for my next stimulus package is . . .

102. Posted by SShiell | July 10, 2009 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:30

Hey, don't look at me Barac... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey, don't look at me Barack. I've got a cute wife.

103. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:32

She would make an excellent... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Jeff:

She would make an excellent Butt Czar

104. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:33

Now Nicolas, that is the ki... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff:

Now Nicolas, that is the kind of Tour de France I'm talking about!

105. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:35

Don't worry Barack, you've ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Don't worry Barack, you've screwed her already.

Just like every other American.

106. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:36

Yes I can!... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Yes I can!

107. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:37

"As I work on our carbon-co... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by JLawson | July 10, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
JLawson:

"As I work on our carbon-control legacy for posterior appreciation... I mean, for the appreciation of posterity..."

108. Posted by JLawson | July 10, 2009 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:38

Barack: I'd slap a burkha o... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Barack: I'd slap a burkha on that.

109. Posted by fustian | July 10, 2009 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:48

Sarkozy: Go ahead Barry, s... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by itismedavid | July 10, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Sarkozy: Go ahead Barry, show her YOUR stimulus pakage!

110. Posted by itismedavid | July 10, 2009 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:51

I like big butts and I cann... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Gayle Miller | July 10, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

111. Posted by Gayle Miller | July 10, 2009 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 08:53

I'd *pay* to be a fly on th... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Gmac | July 10, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Gmac:

I'd *pay* to be a fly on the wall when Michele unloads.

112. Posted by Gmac | July 10, 2009 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:05

Tail to the Chief... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Jeff:

Tail to the Chief

113. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:09

So *that's* why they say, "... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Timmer | July 10, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

So *that's* why they say, "Ooh-Lala." Totally get it now.

114. Posted by Timmer | July 10, 2009 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:09

Pizza Czarina Review Board ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by tomg51 | July 10, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
tomg51:

Pizza Czarina Review Board

115. Posted by tomg51 | July 10, 2009 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:12

Whow! look I think I see a ... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by JAT | July 10, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Whow! look I think I see a quarter - quick get one of my lackeys to pick it up for me.

116. Posted by JAT | July 10, 2009 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:20

"I'm gonna TAX that a--."</... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Teflon93 | July 10, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Teflon93:

"I'm gonna TAX that a--."

117. Posted by Teflon93 | July 10, 2009 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:23

Now THAT ain't Wookie ass!!... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by geo [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 10, 2009 9:25 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
geo[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Now THAT ain't Wookie ass!!

118. Posted by geo [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 10, 2009 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:25

"Hubba-Hubba Baby" how abou... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Capt. Kranky | July 10, 2009 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Capt. Kranky:

"Hubba-Hubba Baby" how about a job as my personal aide?

119. Posted by Capt. Kranky | July 10, 2009 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:33

"Man, I'd love to do to tha... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by NJ Mike | July 10, 2009 9:35 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
NJ Mike:

"Man, I'd love to do to that what I am doing to the entire USA.........."

120. Posted by NJ Mike | July 10, 2009 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:35

"Uh...Miss, can I offer you... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by drjohn | July 10, 2009 9:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
drjohn:

"Uh...Miss, can I offer you your own private stimulus package?"

121. Posted by drjohn | July 10, 2009 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:37

"That's the nicest piece of... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 10, 2009 9:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

"That's the nicest piece of stimul-ass, oops, stimulus package I've seen in some time."

122. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 10, 2009 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:38

"Man, I am just not used to... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by drjohn | July 10, 2009 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drjohn:

"Man, I am just not used to that small a booty"

123. Posted by drjohn | July 10, 2009 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:39

Well now, there's HOPE that... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 10, 2009 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duke DeLand:

Well now, there's HOPE that could CHANGE me.

124. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 10, 2009 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:42

"But Michelle-I was-um-tryi... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 10, 2009 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"But Michelle-I was-um-trying to help out OJ and look for the real killers."

125. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 10, 2009 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 09:46

President Barack Obama is s... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 10:01 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Jeff:

President Barack Obama is struck by a shot from the assy knoll

126. Posted by Jeff | July 10, 2009 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (17 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:01

Obama: I could tax that.<b... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Dustin May | July 10, 2009 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dustin May:

Obama: I could tax that.

127. Posted by Dustin May | July 10, 2009 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:15

Hey if Mark Stanford can ha... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Stan25 | July 10, 2009 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

Hey if Mark Stanford can have some on the side, so can I

128. Posted by Stan25 | July 10, 2009 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:19

The harder Barry pants, the... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Stan25 | July 10, 2009 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

The harder Barry pants, the higher the Co2 emissions get

129. Posted by Stan25 | July 10, 2009 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:22

Sarkozy: "Honest Mr. Presi... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by JB | July 10, 2009 10:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JB:

Sarkozy: "Honest Mr. President. Every time Bill Clinton's approval ratings were tanking, it worked."

130. Posted by JB | July 10, 2009 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:26

Thought balloon: "I wonder... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Jay | July 10, 2009 10:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jay:

Thought balloon: "I wonder how you say 'Hoodoo dat Voodoo in Urdu?'"

131. Posted by Jay | July 10, 2009 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:28

Just like I told you, The e... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Mainstreet | July 10, 2009 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mainstreet:

Just like I told you, The end justifies the means.

132. Posted by Mainstreet | July 10, 2009 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:28

A red stained dress is in H... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by 914 | July 10, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

A red stained dress is in His future.

133. Posted by 914 | July 10, 2009 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:31

White House spokesmen - No ... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Mac Lorry | July 10, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

White House spokesmen - No Obama didn't bow, I mean look at that woman's ass, he spotted a euro on the ground and was going to pick it up.

134. Posted by Mac Lorry | July 10, 2009 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:31

Now I need a cigarette.... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Now I need a cigarette.

135. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:52

Nice, but I need to see her... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Nice, but I need to see her armpits.

136. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:54

That would look so much nic... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That would look so much nicer in a burkha.

137. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:56

That could cause some serio... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by BluesHarper | July 10, 2009 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

That could cause some serious global warming.

138. Posted by BluesHarper | July 10, 2009 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:58

That puts a twinge in my su... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 10:59 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That puts a twinge in my surrender monkey.

139. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 10:59

That wasn't a bow! I was ju... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That wasn't a bow! I was just stooping because her ass is so much shorter than me.

140. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 11:02

The only stimulus package a... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 11:04 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The only stimulus package anywhere near Barack Obama that actually works.

141. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 11:04

I thought Mecca was in the ... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by Brad | July 10, 2009 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

I thought Mecca was in the other direction!

142. Posted by Brad | July 10, 2009 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 11:06

Suddenly, as the Woman in R... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by Stephan | July 10, 2009 11:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Stephan:

Suddenly, as the Woman in Red passed by, Neo (er, ... the One) realized he had been caught in the Matrix again.

143. Posted by Stephan | July 10, 2009 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 11:10

Excuse me Miss, do you know... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 11:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Excuse me Miss, do you know why they call me the dictator?

144. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 10, 2009 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 11:16

Barry suddenly rediscovers ... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by Gmac | July 10, 2009 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Barry suddenly rediscovers the space program when the rocket in his pocket goes into launch mode.

145. Posted by Gmac | July 10, 2009 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 11:39

Sarkozy: "No no Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by JB | July 10, 2009 11:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JB:

Sarkozy: "No no Mr. President, I said your approval ratings are plummeting. Get your head out of YOUR ass."

146. Posted by JB | July 10, 2009 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 11:58

President Obama suddenly re... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 10, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

President Obama suddenly reverses his position on offshore drilling.

147. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 10, 2009 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 12:00

Several Thoughts On The Sam... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by Paul Hooson | July 10, 2009 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

Several Thoughts On The Same Thing:

Bill Clinton:"Whoa mama, that's some fine bootie! Shake yer money maker"

Larry Craig:"Doesn't do that much for me".

Nicholas Sarkozy:"Oh mon dieu. Oui, oui, oui".

Barack Obama:"Yes indeed(pause), in my opinion(pause), it's probably safe to say(pause), that that posterior region(pause), is indeed(pause), rather nice in some ways(pause).

148. Posted by Paul Hooson | July 10, 2009 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 12:02

Thinking with the little he... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by davidt | July 10, 2009 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
davidt:

Thinking with the little head instead of the big head.

149. Posted by davidt | July 10, 2009 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 12:31

"Alas, to be a black man bu... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by nehemiah | July 10, 2009 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nehemiah:

"Alas, to be a black man but not built like a blcak man down where it counts"

150. Posted by nehemiah | July 10, 2009 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 12:35

davidt, actually, ... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by nehemiah | July 10, 2009 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nehemiah:

davidt,

actually, for BO it's two little heads.

151. Posted by nehemiah | July 10, 2009 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 12:36

US Commander in Chief admir... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | July 10, 2009 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SicSemperTyrannus:

US Commander in Chief admires elite French flanking manuvers.

152. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | July 10, 2009 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 12:45

Damn fine stern on that shi... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by Stan25 | July 10, 2009 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

Damn fine stern on that ship

153. Posted by Stan25 | July 10, 2009 1:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:05

Mais oui, Nick, VPL it is!<... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by Nylda | July 10, 2009 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Mais oui, Nick, VPL it is!

154. Posted by Nylda | July 10, 2009 1:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:06

Obama thought bubble:... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by Porkopolis | July 10, 2009 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Obama thought bubble:


Hope! Grope?
Nope Dope: Cope, Mope, Tope, Pope

155. Posted by Porkopolis | July 10, 2009 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:09

Wizbang: Now misleading you... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by jp2 | July 10, 2009 1:09 PM | Score: -12 (14 votes cast)
jp2:

Wizbang: Now misleading you in photo form.

156. Posted by jp2 | July 10, 2009 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -12 (14 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:09

What Washington needs is ad... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by Bill L. | July 10, 2009 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill L.:

What Washington needs is adult supervision.

157. Posted by Bill L. | July 10, 2009 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:17

People say I'm an idiot whe... (Below threshold)

158. Posted by Mark W | July 10, 2009 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark W:

People say I'm an idiot when it comes to foreign affairs, but now I'm motivated.

158. Posted by Mark W | July 10, 2009 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:17

We need somebody who's got ... (Below threshold)

159. Posted by Bill L. | July 10, 2009 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill L.:

We need somebody who's got the, uh, empathy, to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom - and that's the criterion by which I'll be selecting my judges.

159. Posted by Bill L. | July 10, 2009 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:22

After days of bickering, Ob... (Below threshold)

160. Posted by Bill L. | July 10, 2009 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill L.:

After days of bickering, Obama and Sarcozy finally reach common ground.

160. Posted by Bill L. | July 10, 2009 1:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:25

A Barisconi staffer checks ... (Below threshold)

161. Posted by SideShowJane | July 10, 2009 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

A Barisconi staffer checks on President Obama's heart rate to the bemusement of Prime Minister Sarkozy. "I think that you and I have just violated the START treaty, no?" whispered a smirking Sarkozy.

161. Posted by SideShowJane | July 10, 2009 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:31

Don't worry, it's not love,... (Below threshold)

162. Posted by Zack Spivey | July 10, 2009 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zack Spivey:

Don't worry, it's not love, its just a passing fanny.

162. Posted by Zack Spivey | July 10, 2009 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:46

From behind, she looks just... (Below threshold)

163. Posted by itismedavid | July 10, 2009 1:49 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
itismedavid:

From behind, she looks just like Nancy Pelosi.

163. Posted by itismedavid | July 10, 2009 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:49

We French have some rather ... (Below threshold)

164. Posted by Constituion First | July 10, 2009 1:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Constituion First:

We French have some rather different ideas about stimulus.. you like? no?

164. Posted by Constituion First | July 10, 2009 1:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 13:55

Whoa!!!... (Below threshold)

165. Posted by bigbugna | July 10, 2009 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bigbugna:

Whoa!!!

165. Posted by bigbugna | July 10, 2009 2:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 14:15

I'd like to press her 'rese... (Below threshold)

166. Posted by jbw | July 10, 2009 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbw:

I'd like to press her 'reset' button

166. Posted by jbw | July 10, 2009 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 14:20

Baby got Barak.... (Below threshold)

167. Posted by Matt Deck | July 10, 2009 2:25 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Matt Deck:

Baby got Barak.

167. Posted by Matt Deck | July 10, 2009 2:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 14:25

"Yes! Oui! Can!"... (Below threshold)

168. Posted by Matt Deck | July 10, 2009 2:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Matt Deck:

"Yes! Oui! Can!"

168. Posted by Matt Deck | July 10, 2009 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 14:27

"Damn girl, why no stiletto... (Below threshold)

169. Posted by zipity | July 10, 2009 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
zipity:

"Damn girl, why no stiletto's...?"

169. Posted by zipity | July 10, 2009 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 14:44

which one is the biggest as... (Below threshold)

170. Posted by brad | July 10, 2009 2:57 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
brad:

which one is the biggest ass in the room.

170. Posted by brad | July 10, 2009 2:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 14:57

American and French men hav... (Below threshold)

171. Posted by James H | July 10, 2009 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James H:

American and French men have at least one thing in common ...

171. Posted by James H | July 10, 2009 2:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 14:59

Gitten' ripe!... (Below threshold)

172. Posted by pibill | July 10, 2009 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pibill:

Gitten' ripe!

172. Posted by pibill | July 10, 2009 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 15:32

out of the country and ther... (Below threshold)

173. Posted by ken harlow | July 10, 2009 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken harlow:

out of the country and therefore unable to do to america what he regularly does to america, obama's thoughts begin to stray.

173. Posted by ken harlow | July 10, 2009 3:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 15:57

by god, clinton was right. ... (Below threshold)

174. Posted by ken harlow | July 10, 2009 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken harlow:

by god, clinton was right. harass is two words.

174. Posted by ken harlow | July 10, 2009 4:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 16:02

Now THAT"S a stimulus packa... (Below threshold)

175. Posted by krkrjak [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 10, 2009 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
krkrjak[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Now THAT"S a stimulus package!

175. Posted by krkrjak [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 10, 2009 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 16:09

That must be stimulus packa... (Below threshold)

176. Posted by tom | July 10, 2009 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tom:

That must be stimulus package number three.

176. Posted by tom | July 10, 2009 5:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 17:06

I'm Barack Obama and I AM t... (Below threshold)

177. Posted by Eric | July 10, 2009 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

I'm Barack Obama and I AM the Assman!

177. Posted by Eric | July 10, 2009 5:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 17:08

{Set to melody of Taxman by... (Below threshold)

178. Posted by Eric | July 10, 2009 5:25 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Eric:

{Set to melody of Taxman by the Beatles}

Let me tell you how it will be;
There's one for you, sixteen for me.
'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

Should my eyes appear too small,
It's because I want to take it all.
'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

She can drive a car - Now ain't that sweet;
if she tries to sit - I'll grab her seat;
She's not too old - I'll take the heat;
'Cause the way she walks - Sure is sweet.

Assman!

'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

Don't ask me what I want it for,
If you've seen my wife you'd know what for.
'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

Now my advice for those who try, (assman)
to watch that booty with your eyes. (assman)
'Cause I'm the Assman,
Yeah, I'm the Assman.

And you're working for no one but me.

Assman!

178. Posted by Eric | July 10, 2009 5:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 17:25

And here we see a fine ass,... (Below threshold)

179. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 10, 2009 5:39 PM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

And here we see a fine ass, a big ass, and the President of France.

179. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 10, 2009 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 17:39

"Oh yeah, French Fry, I do ... (Below threshold)

180. Posted by Rachel Edith | July 10, 2009 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"Oh yeah, French Fry, I do like this job."

180. Posted by Rachel Edith | July 10, 2009 5:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 17:43

Sarkozy: "To goose, or not... (Below threshold)

181. Posted by twolaneflash | July 10, 2009 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Sarkozy: "To goose, or not to goose, that is the question, nez pas?

181. Posted by twolaneflash | July 10, 2009 6:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 18:10

I'm President Clinton and I... (Below threshold)

182. Posted by Robert L | July 10, 2009 7:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Robert L:

I'm President Clinton and I approve of this message.

182. Posted by Robert L | July 10, 2009 7:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 19:41

*Whoomp!* There it is!... (Below threshold)

183. Posted by James Cloninger | July 10, 2009 10:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James Cloninger:

*Whoomp!* There it is!

183. Posted by James Cloninger | July 10, 2009 10:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 22:21

"I am a bright guy, unlike ... (Below threshold)

184. Posted by steve | July 10, 2009 11:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
steve:

"I am a bright guy, unlike the family men from South Carolina and Nevada; I realize that you can look at an attractive woman and not act on it. Mark and John? Two dopes. Have fun in oblivion boys!"

184. Posted by steve | July 10, 2009 11:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 23:12

If only I were a real boy i... (Below threshold)

185. Posted by Joe Miller | July 10, 2009 11:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

If only I were a real boy instead of a puppet made of wood...

185. Posted by Joe Miller | July 10, 2009 11:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 10, 2009 23:25

Ooops! Pastor Jeremiah sai... (Below threshold)

186. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Ooops! Pastor Jeremiah said "Thou shalt not 'ride dirty' in your heart!

186. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 08:52

Barack Obama and Jimmy Cart... (Below threshold)

187. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter share yet another similarity: lusting after women.

187. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 08:53

Sarkozy to Obama: "So, did ... (Below threshold)

188. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Sarkozy to Obama: "So, did I hear you say that you drive hard down low and can jam the biscuit in the hole........I mean in basketball?"

188. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 08:59

Sarkozy wondering: "How is ... (Below threshold)

189. Posted by RandyR | July 11, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
RandyR:

Sarkozy wondering: "How is he going to blame this on Bush?"

189. Posted by RandyR | July 11, 2009 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 09:04

Sarkozy to Obama: Now you k... (Below threshold)

190. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Sarkozy to Obama: Now you know why I call it the Gr8 Summit.

190. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 09:07

Obama: "Tell me, Nicholas, ... (Below threshold)

191. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Obama: "Tell me, Nicholas, what is the 'exchange' rate.......if you know what I mean when I say 'exchange'".

191. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 09:11

Obamessiah to himself: "I d... (Below threshold)

192. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Obamessiah to himself: "I don't remember creating THAT!"

192. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 09:15

Commander-in-Chief: Someone... (Below threshold)

193. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Commander-in-Chief: Someone musta played "Hail to the Chief" 'cause my Johnson's salutin'!

193. Posted by Spike | July 11, 2009 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 09:18

The Girl from Ipanema is a ... (Below threshold)

194. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 11, 2009 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

The Girl from Ipanema is a Screamah.

194. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 11, 2009 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 09:57

What a tease! It cost us a... (Below threshold)

195. Posted by Pacattack | July 11, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pacattack:

What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President's package.

195. Posted by Pacattack | July 11, 2009 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 11:19

Without his teleprompter, t... (Below threshold)

196. Posted by Pacattack | July 11, 2009 11:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pacattack:

Without his teleprompter, the President is left speechless. Yet he remains focused, hoping to push forth his "personal agenda".

196. Posted by Pacattack | July 11, 2009 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 11:23

Note to Rahm:I nee... (Below threshold)

197. Posted by Gary Lewis | July 11, 2009 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gary Lewis:

Note to Rahm:

I need to personally re-negotiate our trade agreements with Brazil. Please schedule ASAP.

197. Posted by Gary Lewis | July 11, 2009 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 13:09

YO back that thang up!!!</p... (Below threshold)

198. Posted by Chris G | July 11, 2009 8:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G:

YO back that thang up!!!

198. Posted by Chris G | July 11, 2009 8:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 11, 2009 20:02

I'm an Independent; I am no... (Below threshold)

199. Posted by sonny burnett | July 12, 2009 4:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sonny burnett:

I'm an Independent; I am not going to comment on this photo, other than to write this:
Bush's photo was in good fun; Obama helped a girl down the stairs. It's amazing how a picture can be framed.

Sidenote: I am a Bill O' Reilly fan, but loathe Hannity.

Thank You.

199. Posted by sonny burnett | July 12, 2009 4:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 04:45

"ARRRRR.... There be... (Below threshold)

200. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"ARRRRR.... There be some booty."

200. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 09:40

"Damn... I had a G8 instead... (Below threshold)

201. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Damn... I had a G8 instead."

201. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 09:42

DRUDGEBREAKING: Obama admir... (Below threshold)

202. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Obama admires the Democrat Party mascot... French style... Developing...

202. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 09:44

Obama: "She's got nothin' o... (Below threshold)

203. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Obama: "She's got nothin' on Helen Thomas."

203. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 15:32

(Robert Gibbs at Whitehouse... (Below threshold)

204. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

(Robert Gibbs at Whitehouse Press Conference... The next day): "...and finally with the Passing of Farrah Fawcett, President Obama has... uh taken an interest in ass cancer... yea that's it... In fact he has already started an in depth study... Yea... that's the ticket."

204. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 15:49

WWBD?... (Below threshold)

205. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

WWBD?

205. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 15:51

Still thinks harass is two ... (Below threshold)

206. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Still thinks harass is two words.

206. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 15:53

Tour de France... (Below threshold)

207. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Tour de France

207. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 15:56

Sarkozy: "No, I said she wa... (Below threshold)

208. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Sarkozy: "No, I said she was astute."

208. Posted by rodney dill | July 12, 2009 3:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 15:58

"This photo is such crap, N... (Below threshold)

209. Posted by sonny burnett | July 12, 2009 6:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sonny burnett:

"Ths pht s sch crp, Nck b. Wtch t n rpl! m hlpng wmn dwn th stps. D thnk n l, dsgstng, dstrbng "mn" lk Lmbgh wld d t? Hll n, Nck! H'd b n ln t Wnd's r snffn' mth, m frnd; r, h'd smll lk ss nd th wmn wld g P th stps."
biddabang you're off subject.

209. Posted by sonny burnett | July 12, 2009 6:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 18:26

Get my caption back up ther... (Below threshold)

210. Posted by sonny burnett | July 12, 2009 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sonny burnett:

Get my caption back up there, shortstop.
Can't handle the truth, eh?

210. Posted by sonny burnett | July 12, 2009 6:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 12, 2009 18:42

Update: <... (Below threshold)

211. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 13, 2009 1:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

211. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 13, 2009 1:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 13, 2009 01:02




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