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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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Vice President Joe Biden speaks at J. Sergeant Reynolds Community College in Richmond, Va., Thursday, July 16, 2009. (AP Photo/Steve Helber)


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After yet another "misspeak... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

After yet another "misspeak", Biden has now been instructed that he can only "talk to the hands".

Frustrated by the number of... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Frustrated by the number of Joe Biden's public gaffes, the Obama administration has limited the Vice President's role to instruction on proper dental flossing.

"Where is Thumbkin?"... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Where is Thumbkin?"

If you really want to under... (Below threshold)
fustian:

If you really want to understand just how incompetent Obama is, realize that THIS is the guy that Obama picked to give him foreign policy cred!

Was Elmer Fudd busy?

It was a simple misundersta... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

It was a simple misunderstanding but Rahm was so angry he pinched my nipples.

Can you believe it? These a... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Can you believe it? These are my nuts.

It's just me, but I wouldn'... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's just me, but I wouldn't eat so much as a pork rind until this swine flu is over. And I've told my family to stay away from bacon, ham, chicken and other pork products until the emergency is over.

Asked to comment on bio-fue... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Asked to comment on bio-fuels, Biden reminisces about the "good old days" when corn was for eatin' not drivin'.

"I've never met such a clea... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I've never met such a clean, articulate, black man as Obama...yeah, I said it......"

"Mamma-Mia! At's-a somea he... (Below threshold)

"Mamma-Mia! At's-a somea healthcare plan!"

"Like these teeth? Got 'em... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Like these teeth? Got 'em online. Same as my hair plugs and botox kit...."

"Well, people that I say th... (Below threshold)
engineer:

"Well, people that I say that to say, 'What are you talking about, you're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'" Biden said. "The answer is yes, I'm telling you."

"You still don't understand? Let me make it simpler. You have to throw gas on a fire to keep it from spreading. Wait a minute, try this, you have to pull out your hair in order to keep from losing your hair. No, no, no, let me try again...."

"You know, even I can't bel... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"You know, even I can't believe some of the crap that comes out of my mouth....."

I can't figure out why afte... (Below threshold)
ordi:

I can't figure out why after every speech I make Obama squeezes my cajones like this.

"You could only see the job... (Below threshold)
engineer:

"You could only see the jobs the stimulous has created for my relatives and friends, MWAAAAH, you would see how well it is working,"

"The amount of security aro... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"The amount of security around Obama is unreal! It's almost like they're afraid of what comes next if something happens to him......"

This is a guy that is routi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

This is a guy that is routinely outsmarted by cheese.

"Now, people when I say tha... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'" Biden said. 'The answer is yes, that's what I'm telling you.'"


{Sometimes Biden's own words are better than anything we can make up!}

He wasn't invited to the Mi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

He wasn't invited to the Michael Jackson send-off. Everyone was afraid he'd ask Michael to stand up...

Ignorance in action is alwa... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Ignorance in action is always frightening.

"I'm from the government an... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." Wait, wait let me try that again.

You know you're in trouble ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You know you're in trouble when your age exceeds your IQ.

The Flake is a lie.... (Below threshold)

The Flake is a lie.

"I tell you Barak, we reall... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

"I tell you Barak, we really got 'em by the short hairs now!"

They tell me I'm just 12 sh... (Below threshold)
fustian:

They tell me I'm just 12 short of a dozen.

What's that mean?

"...and then we just squeee... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

"...and then we just squeeeeeze 'em dry."

"Cazzo se non possono prend... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

"Cazzo se non possono prendere uno scherzo." (I didn't know he spoke
Italian)

"We have nothing to fear, b... (Below threshold)
fustian:

"We have nothing to fear, but fear itself..."

Eh?

Yeah, I wrote this speech myself, why do you ask?

Left hand: "Hey Joe"... (Below threshold)
RickM:

Left hand: "Hey Joe"
Right hand: "Hey Joe"

And then he opened his mouth and redefined stupid.

Joe Biden is seen here demo... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Joe Biden is seen here demonstrating "self suturing," required for all people over 65 under the House of Representative's Affordable Health Choices Act.

Look, all we have to do is ... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Look, all we have to do is spend $1 trillion more dollars and I get this prize for most money spent on one disaster.

He's a few planets short of... (Below threshold)
fustian:

He's a few planets short of a federation.
He's got a vacancy at the gray matter hotel.
He's not tied too tight to the pier.
He's the counter-example to Survival of the Fittest.

In short, if he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a day.

This where we've got yours ... (Below threshold)
pibill:

This where we've got yours right now--but you ain't felt nothin' yet!

I live for fur! I worship f... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

I live for fur! I worship fur!

"I know kung fu."... (Below threshold)
James H:

"I know kung fu."

"I usually eat corn on the ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"I usually eat corn on the cob like this". ww

Gotta get my boxer shorts a... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart

I'll get you my pretty and ... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

I'll get you my pretty and your little dog Toto too...

The Vice President's attemp... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The Vice President's attempt at a sock puppet demonstration on foreign policy failed miserably.

Sometimes I like to pretend... (Below threshold)

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm eating corn.

I'm going to make you a hea... (Below threshold)

I'm going to make you a healthcare offer you can't refuse.

"And when the South withdre... (Below threshold)
fustian:

"And when the South withdrew from the Union, Lincoln got right on TV and explained to the American people why there would have to be war."

Clueless Joe demonstrates w... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Clueless Joe demonstrates why they call it a "shit eatin' grin" as he mimics a gopher eating shit.

You see this is the economy... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

You see this is the economy....and this over here is the treasury....

My god, looks at his nasty,... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

My god, looks at his nasty, big, pointy teeth. Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Buying $5 Foot Longs will p... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Buying $5 Foot Longs will prevent us from going bankrupt!

"...and what number do I di... (Below threshold)
fustian:

"...and what number do I dial to get to this "Wizbang" website?"

BIDEN: Socialized health ca... (Below threshold)

BIDEN: Socialized health care is like corn on the cob. Corn on the cob. Now I know people are going to say, "Joe, you're crazy! Socialized health care is like broccoli." But they're just wrong: it's like corn on the cob.

[Aide rushes on stage and whispers into his ear]

BIDEN [sotto voce, but directly into mic]: What do you mean I'm not supposed to say that? What's wrong with corn on the cob?

"Now that we have Americ... (Below threshold)

"Now that we have America's nuts in our hands, the fun REALLY begins..."

Biden thought bubble: They'... (Below threshold)

Biden thought bubble: They're laughing! They LOVE me!

(those bubbles tend to pop rather quickly)

Yes these are violins, Amer... (Below threshold)

Yes these are violins, America and I am playing them for you!

"So you see, the itsy bitsy... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"So you see, the itsy bitsy spider was unable to get up the waterspout because the recession was much worse than he thought and he needed a second stimulus".

"Is it true that my left ha... (Below threshold)
jim2:

"Is it true that my left hand does not know what my right hand is doing? Ha! Which one would you like to ask?"

All your money are belong t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

All your money are belong to us.

Sen. Biden performs a mock ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sen. Biden performs a mock demonstration of his love for excrement sandwiches.

Why are my fingers so darn ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Why are my fingers so darn sticky?

Thought balloon: "God I lov... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Thought balloon: "God I love that feeling. The warm pee dribbling down my leg, it's reassuring. It's like when I was a kid and nobody expected me to think about things. Or be smart. Or be responsible. Hey, I feel really, really happy now!"

My baloney has a first name... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

My baloney has a first name...

Joe Biden demonstrates his ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Joe Biden demonstrates his newly patented "Teleprompter Hold", developed in an effort to prevent another TOTUS catastrophe.

This is the only time you'l... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

This is the only time you'll see Biden talking to the right about health care.

Caption at LOLveep:I... (Below threshold)

Caption at LOLveep:
Imaginary ear of corn

And ur still doin it rong

Simon Legree channels Joe B... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Simon Legree channels Joe Biden.

"Sometimes, when I get nerv... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my arms, and then smell them like this..."

I hold in my hands our plan... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I hold in my hands our plan for economic recovery...

See this is how someone eat... (Below threshold)
Stan25:

See this is how someone eats corn on the cob

"Then he got a smile on his... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"Then he got a smile on his face--I learned later that when Biden smiles you've got trouble." David Schippers - Chief Investigative Counsel for the House Judiciary Committee who investigated the Clinton Impeachment.

I always think of this comment whenever I see Biden smile.

You know you're in trouble ... (Below threshold)
Mycroft:

You know you're in trouble when your age exceeds your IQ.

22. Posted by fustian | July 17, 2009 8:20 AM | Thanks for voting!Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

You know you're in trouble when your age doubles your IQ.

There, fixed that for you.

A guy gave me this new suit... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

A guy gave me this new suit for Emperor Obama.

"I love the smell of tax do... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"I love the smell of tax dollars in the morning"

Don't you see? I wasn't say... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't you see? I wasn't saying "stand up Chuck," I was telling people to stand and upchuck!

"We're soooo close to socia... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"We're soooo close to socialism now, it seems sometimes I could just reach out and touch it..."

"See, this is a dollar bill... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

"See, this is a dollar bill and this is what it will be worth after Obama's first term. Oh, I'm just kidding. The truth is we have to spend more money to keep from going bankrupt!"

VP Biden demonstrating Cali... (Below threshold)
Bob:

VP Biden demonstrating California's new marijuana policy.

"So, after you roll it, you give a big lick like this."

Biden holds what's left of ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Biden holds what's left of the Constitution post Democrat control of the country.

Smoking Joe or Joe's Smokin... (Below threshold)

Smoking Joe or Joe's Smoking?

Here is a hundred dollar bi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Here is a hundred dollar bill. Oh! That's right! What am I talking about? We haven't printed it yet!

Biden holds the sum of the ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Biden holds the sum of the testicles of the entire Republican opposition.

This man is the best reason... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

This man is the best reason why people should stop questioning Obama's birthplace.

CORRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!... (Below threshold)
dave:

CORRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Hey, I bet I'm smarter than... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Hey, I bet I'm smarter than you. Why I was top of my class at Law School. I was the only student who had a full scholarship to that school. I can count to ten...right now...Can you do that?

"Hold on one second, let me... (Below threshold)
KurtO:

"Hold on one second, let me check with my advisors...Lefty and Righty"

Allright, who is the smart ... (Below threshold)
Bill Long:

Allright, who is the smart ass with the Gorilla Glue?

The splif Obama had me roll... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

The splif Obama had me roll up was so big I had to hold it like this to lick it.

I never noticed before how ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

I never noticed before how much Joe looks like the Joker.

"Banks, Car Companies, Ener... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"Banks, Car Companies, Energy, Health Care, all in the first six months! I'm telling this guy Obama, they are big and they are solid brass..."

"Atsa spicey meatball!"... (Below threshold)
LIndy R. Dole:

"Atsa spicey meatball!"

"So now I'm gonna keep a re... (Below threshold)

"So now I'm gonna keep a real tight grip on this last teleprompter for the President and... Oops!"

Joe demonstrates his Dro... (Below threshold)

Joe demonstrates his Drooling Liberal Kung-Fu stance

"For the last time... he wa... (Below threshold)

"For the last time... he was lookin' at MY ass."

Of course the stimulus work... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

Of course the stimulus worked. The plan was to spend the country into bankruptcy and these two coins are all that is left of the United States treasury.

I asked the president why r... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

I asked the president why raise taxes, and he just rubbed his thumbs on his fingers like this.

...and then I pinched those... (Below threshold)

...and then I pinched those cheeks and pulled them apart and then I kissed it. THAT'S how I got the job.

See this dollar? Barry wil... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

See this dollar? Barry will pay all our bills with this!

Costs will be lower with ou... (Below threshold)

Costs will be lower with our health plan because you won't have to pay for all those expensive scissors and scalpels. Why waste money on that stuff when you have a good set of teeth?

"I'm completely insane"... (Below threshold)
Brad:

"I'm completely insane"

"Guess which hand the Stimu... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Guess which hand the Stimulus Package is in?"

Taxpayers...and a nice chia... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Taxpayers...and a nice chianti.

If you hold your paycheck l... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

If you hold your paycheck like this and stretch it out it will look bigger, especially after we tax the hell out of you.

It took several days for Jo... (Below threshold)

It took several days for Joe to understand that Obama hadn't meant for him to become a mime when Obama had silenced him.

If you hold your Obamacare ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

If you hold your Obamacare package like this and pull it open you can just catch a whiff of the hopenchange as it escapes.

"Nobody messes with Joe exc... (Below threshold)
David Spence:

"Nobody messes with Joe except the guy who stole his sandwich."

"...then you take the canna... (Below threshold)
tom:

"...then you take the cannabis paper between your thumb and fingers and roll the fatty like this."

Joe demonstrates for the pr... (Below threshold)
griff:

Joe demonstrates for the press the proper way to eat the new "stimulus corn" that will make up fifty percent of everyone's diet in 2012.

If I was still in the Senat... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

If I was still in the Senate, I'd ask Judge Sotomayor if I could tune in Tokyo!
I tired it once with Pelosi, but they snapped off. Something about botox-withdrawal making things brittle.

I ate his liver with fava b... (Below threshold)
Brad:

I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti!

I'm holding your stimulus r... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

I'm holding your stimulus right here and what you see is what you get. Why do you think I've got this grin?

Now when I just put on thes... (Below threshold)

Now when I just put on these invisible rose-colored glasses...

"Look. It puts the Nationa... (Below threshold)
Tim:

"Look. It puts the Nationalized Healthcare in the basket, or it get the hose again."

"So as you can see here, th... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"So as you can see here, the Emperor's Magic Plan for Utopia clearly states ... What do you mean, there's nothing there? Only peasants and Conservatives can't see the Fantastical Unicorn Bluff And Racket plan for America contrived by Glorious Leader. Surely you're not one of those people?"

"This is what you would loo... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

"This is what you would look like if you could afford to eat corn."

Every time they try to get ... (Below threshold)
Scott:

Every time they try to get me out, I pull myself back in

Every time they tr... (Below threshold)
Every time they try to get me out, I pull myself back in
Excellent!
The smell of cheese permeat... (Below threshold)
914:

The smell of cheese permeates the campus as Joe explains the joys of Bankruptcy 101.

One hand holds what you'll ... (Below threshold)

One hand holds what you'll have left after taxes, the other holds what you can expect back from the Government.

"Quickly as you can, snatch... (Below threshold)

"Quickly as you can, snatch the tax bill from my hand.... then go make me a grasshopper."

"Well on a scale of 1 to 10... (Below threshold)

"Well on a scale of 1 to 10 my IQ is..."

A sphincter says what?... (Below threshold)

A sphincter says what?

The first Barack Vice Presi... (Below threshold)

The first Barack Vice President

"Let me tell you a bit abou... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Let me tell you a bit about that time I was on the Apollo 11 mission to the moon...What? That wasn't me? Are you sure...?"

~This old Man, He played... (Below threshold)
914:

~This old Man, He played one, He played knicknack on My thumb, with a knicknack paddywack give the Man Your home.. This old Man can roll homegrown

This old Man, he played two, He played knicknack on My shoe, with a knicknack paddywack give the Man a loan.. This old chap can smoke homegrown

This old Man, He played three, He played knicknack on My knee, with a knicknack caddyshack the smell of provalone.. were all stuck with Al Capone~

Apparently the tetanus shot... (Below threshold)
914:

Apparently the tetanus shot was not given early enough.

See, you won't have have to... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

See, you won't have have to choose between food on one hand, or medicine on the other.

Both of your hands will be empty, and we will chose for you!

You know, I had several com... (Below threshold)
Jer:

You know, I had several comments ready but I can't post any of them. They all contain profanity.

Yum.... This corn is made f... (Below threshold)
Lou Di:

Yum.... This corn is made from the same material as the President's new cloths.

Proving his versatility to ... (Below threshold)

Proving his versatility to the students of Gallaudet University, Joe Biden shows that he's capable of making gaffes using sign language.

This is your government on ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

This is your government on crack.

Ozzie and Harriett showing ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Ozzie and Harriett showing off the Emperor's clothes

Cornswaggler was his name.... (Below threshold)
914:

Cornswaggler was his name. Shucking corn is his game.

On the one hand the stimulu... (Below threshold)

On the one hand the stimulus isn't working because we misread the economy. On the other hand the stimulus isn't working because it wasn't really a stimulus but a stabilization that mostly happens next year.

I say one small ity bity th... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

I say one small ity bity thing like " we have to spend more money to keep from going bank rupted" and every one is blowing out of proportion. Its just the governments money i'm talking about. gee!!!!

My advice to you is that if... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

My advice to you is that if you have to eat a crap sandwich, just put a big smile on your face and dig right in.

Next question about Obamacare?

Wow, Harkin's $50 million e... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Wow, Harkin's $50 million earmark for invisble corn really worked, terrorist of the world beware!

Biden follows-up to 130...<... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Biden follows-up to 130...

And if we go bankrupt, we can just buy ourselves out for pennies on the dollar and use the savings to fund healthcare...

You think this manicure loo... (Below threshold)
Brent T:

You think this manicure looks good? Wait til I show you my bikini wax.

Second in command holds a c... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Second in command holds a conversation with the third and fourth and mainly listens.

I keep trying to catch the ... (Below threshold)
John Hansen:

I keep trying to catch the stupid statements before they get out, but my mouth just moves too fast!!!

I love the smell of legisla... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I love the smell of legislation in the morning. It smells like ... Tax money.

"No, it is not enough. I ki... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"No, it is not enough. I killed, but I didn't just kill fifty, I didn't just kill a hundred. I killed thousand. I killed ten thousand. And I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because I liked it. Cassandra was nothing, her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? *Death*! Death. Death on horse! When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that was you want to hear? Than the answer... is yes. Oh, yes. "


(Hat tip: Methos in the highlander series)


Biden tells a joke at a pre... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden tells a joke at a press briefing

"What do you call Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Reid?"

"The four horsemen of the apocalypse"

Obama From The Back Of The ... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

Obama From The Back Of The Room - "Somebody stick a sock in his mouth."

"Under Obamacare, you'll re... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

"Under Obamacare, you'll receive free dental
floss.....like I'm holding here. You take
hold of each end .....and I'm going to demon-
strate the correct way to get your ivories
as clean as mine are..."

"This is a new product we f... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

"This is a new product we found by tinkering
genetically with hybrid corn. It's called
Diet-Maize....and will find a big place at the
picnic table of you who count your calories!
Remember, as Obama and I often say,'less is
more!'"

"And if you squeeeeze </... (Below threshold)
Cloudfish:

"And if you squeeeeze them like this---we'll get every taxpayer to the same level of mediocrity."

Biden reaches for the zippe... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Biden reaches for the zipper that was surgically installed on the orders of the White House to keep him from making idiotic statements.

"Every time they think I'm ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Every time they think I'm out, I pull myself right back in"

Biden emphatically displays... (Below threshold)
914:

Biden emphatically displays everything the administration has accomplished including jobs created in the first 6 months between his hands.

Than goes on to say We need to continue to lose millions of jobs and trillions of dollars for Obamas real plans to succeed.

"Just call me Boris Batanof... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Just call me Boris Batanof, I love it when a plan comes together"

VP Biden chows down on the ... (Below threshold)
SATerp:

VP Biden chows down on the first ear of 'Obama corn' from the White House vegetable garden, but his grin quickly faded when a small boy yelled, "But, there's nothing THERE!"

"If you show them you can s... (Below threshold)
RicardoVerde:

"If you show them you can still eat corn on the cob then maybe you qualify for that new hip."

On Display: Obama's Best L... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

On Display: Obama's Best Life Insurance.

Biden thinking: "Suckers" ... (Below threshold)
MF:

Biden thinking: "Suckers" (in ref to the American people)

Biden: " Now that the Tele... (Below threshold)
Dennis D:

Biden: " Now that the Teleprompter is broken when do I get sworn in as POTUS?

See, they SQUEEEEEZE the ha... (Below threshold)
Adam:

See, they SQUEEEEEZE the hair plugs like this...

"Atsa spicy meatball"... (Below threshold)
Dave:

"Atsa spicy meatball"

"...and this is how I'm gon... (Below threshold)

"...and this is how I'm gonna teach Obama to eat humble pie."

"Actually, Mahmoud is right... (Below threshold)

"Actually, Mahmoud is right where we want him. Obama and I just placed him in Double Secret Probation."

"...so when my Principal sa... (Below threshold)

"...so when my Principal said, 'Fat, Dumb, and Stupid is no way to go through life son,' it changed my life. That night I went on a diet."

You guys are the only two w... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

You guys are the only two who think I'm doing a good job.

"Can you smell what Barack'... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

"Can you smell what Barack's been cooking?!?!?"

DRUDGEBREAKING: Joe Biden l... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Joe Biden loses 4 out of 5 debates with his hands. Developing...

"S'all right?""S'... (Below threshold)

"S'all right?"
"S'all right!"
"S'all right!"

...and this is how you corr... (Below threshold)

...and this is how you correctly use Mental Floss.

Eat it Joe.... (Below threshold)
LIndy R. Dole:

Eat it Joe.

"Don't you just love Leslie... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"Don't you just love Leslie Stahl? Just adore her hair? And her teeth? And her ... and her ... essence?"

"In my left hand is my left... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"In my left hand is my left nut, in my right hand is my right nut. Now the question of the day. WHo is the big dick in the middle?"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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