Last week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was a Wonkatastic hit. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture of a drunk Oompah Loompa:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Falze) - "Man, it's gonna take forever to get Jackson's house cleaned out."

2) (Jeff Blogworthy) - "The dumbwaiter of shame."

3) (DJ Drummond) - "Sorry, but the doctor is available only for those who have the Golden Ticket ... take him away, boys."

4) (Jeff) - "The aftermath of Lindsay Lohan winning a Gold Ticket to the chocolate factory was not without its victims..."

5) (guido) - "Based on initial test results, Mr. Wonka decided to cancel production of his new Everlasting Jägermeister candy."

6) (Scott) - "Man, it used to be just dead hookers and the occasional donkey..."

The Readers Choice Award last week went to Falze's winning entry. In it's place I offer up the next highest vote getter.

(Rodney Dill) - "This one got the full frontal view"
"Yea"
"Toldya we shouldn't have Helen Thomas jump outta Obama's surprise birthday cake."

Winners for the current edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will be announced shorty.