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Comments (135)
"Parry, dodge, spin, thrust... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Parry, dodge, spin, thrust... did you learn that in college fencing?"
"No... Chicago Politics."
1. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:22
2. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:24 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Maybe you should just stick to bowling, Sir."
2. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:24 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:24
3. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 32 (32 votes cast)
"The farce is strong with this one."
3. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:25 AM |
Score: 32 (32 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:25
4. Posted by supertiny | September 18, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Guy from Olympic team: "Ummm, if I fight back, I'm a racist?"
4. Posted by supertiny | September 18, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:26
5. Posted by hermie | September 18, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama reveals his super-secret missile defense system for Poland and the Czech Republic.
5. Posted by hermie | September 18, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:26
6. Posted by iwogisdead | September 18, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama bravely fights off a violent Tea Party demonstrator who wandered onto the White House grounds during the 9-12 march on Washington.
6. Posted by iwogisdead | September 18, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:33
7. Posted by Gmac | September 18, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Take that Joe Wilson.
7. Posted by Gmac | September 18, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:35
8. Posted by Gmac | September 18, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now who's all wee wee'd up?
8. Posted by Gmac | September 18, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:38
9. Posted by Stephen Macklin | September 18, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"You don't know the power of the dark side."
9. Posted by Stephen Macklin | September 18, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:44
10. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Ancient weapons of mass destruction and the hokey religious right are no match for a good teleprompter."
10. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:45
11. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
...never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
11. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:45
12. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Buck Dodger and the 44 and 1/2 Presidential Poll Approval rating.
12. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 7:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:49
13. Posted by Mac Lorry | September 18, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
The Olympic champion surrenders as Obama demonstrates the superior tactics he developed during his years in Chicago politics. No not the fake lightsaber, the guys with machine guns positioned just out of the camera's view.
13. Posted by Mac Lorry | September 18, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:51
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 18, 2009 7:56 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
That's because Olympic champions don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Michelle Obama is known to do that.
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 18, 2009 7:56 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:56
15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 18, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Does this guy ever work?
15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 18, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:57
16. Posted by LIndy R. Dole | September 18, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Holy Sith... you got me..."
16. Posted by LIndy R. Dole | September 18, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:57
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 18, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama fights the same way he governs, he sticks it to you when he thinks you aren't looking.
17. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 18, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:57
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
White House initiates "prod the white lawn jockey" program.
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 07:58
19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: Hey! Let's switch sides. I like to play both sides of the fence.
19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:02
20. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Darth Surrenderus
20. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:04
21. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
This is how I killed a guy, back when I was with Acorn.
21. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:04
22. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: -6 (10 votes cast)
It's the Star Wars Negro. Third most popular viral video on the intertubes.
22. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: -6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:05
23. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You don't bring a foil to a light saber fight, my friend.
23. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:08
24. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The Gay Blade strikes again.
24. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:10
25. Posted by Jeff | September 18, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
It has been Obama's life abmition to stick it to whitey...
25. Posted by Jeff | September 18, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:11
26. Posted by geo![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 18, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
" Now if only this was real and if only he was Glenn Beck. "
26. Posted by geo![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 18, 2009 8:12 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:12
27. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
They search him here, they search him there.
The tea partiers search him everywhere.
Is he in heaven, or in hell.
That demmed elusive, Black Pimpernel!
27. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:12
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
So this is what the Communists meant when they said they would win without firing a shot.
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:13
29. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think Obama learned to fence at Arthur Murray.
29. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:14
30. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I must have the Illudium PU-36 Divisive Place Teleprompter."
30. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:19
31. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Touch me there again Barry and I don't care if you ARE the President, I'll stick this f***ing foil down your f***ing throat.
31. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:19
32. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Notice Barry attacks from the left.
What a shocker.
32. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:21 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:21
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 8:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You can't fool me with that ridiculous costume, Breitbart!
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 8:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:24
34. Posted by pgg | September 18, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Contest over. Everbody give up now.
Jim Treacher Wins.
34. Posted by pgg | September 18, 2009 8:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:29
35. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Daddy, Daddy, when do I get a turn to stab the white guy?
35. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:31 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:31
36. Posted by mathman![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 18, 2009 8:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Demeaning the Office of the President, chapter MMMLXI.
36. Posted by mathman![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 18, 2009 8:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:31
37. Posted by Duke DeLand | September 18, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
My sword's bigger than your sword....by the way, I WON!
37. Posted by Duke DeLand | September 18, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:33
38. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Watch me "jab-a the nut"!
38. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:35
39. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Barry channels his inner Dukakis.
39. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 08:37
40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
My name is Barack Hussein Obama II. You killed the Dreams of My Father. Prepare to die.
40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:03
41. Posted by Falze | September 18, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"See? I'll touch a white guy with a 3-foot pole, I'm not a racist."
41. Posted by Falze | September 18, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:04
42. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
And this is how we'll deal with old people under my new comprehensive health care plan.
42. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:09
43. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 18, 2009 9:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
From the smallest ACORN, a mighty fencer grows. Wait, is that a plastic light sabre? Never mind.
From the smallest ACORN, a mighty sham grows.
43. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 18, 2009 9:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:14
44. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And just like that, Sorro jumped from his steed, sliced the Obama symbol onto his enemies stomach, and escaped into the night.
44. Posted by fustian | September 18, 2009 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:19
45. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | September 18, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Directions for use:
(1) Urinate on stick
(2) You are a Socialist if stick turns blue
(3) You are a racist if stick turns red
Results do not vary. margin of error +/- 0%
45. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | September 18, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:24
46. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 18, 2009 9:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When he's not out campagning, Obama loves sports and beer summits on the White House lawn.
46. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 18, 2009 9:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:27
47. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
I see your schwartz is a big as mine.
47. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 9:30 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:30
48. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 9:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Only an idiot brings a lightsaber to a teleprompter fight.
48. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 9:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:32
49. Posted by Jim Treacher | September 18, 2009 9:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
May the forced bravado be with you.
49. Posted by Jim Treacher | September 18, 2009 9:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:49
50. Posted by Mikey60 | September 18, 2009 9:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Are you kidding me? Turn the light saber to "on", sir. Doofus.
50. Posted by Mikey60 | September 18, 2009 9:49 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:49
51. Posted by P. Bunyapn | September 18, 2009 9:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
BO: "Check this cracker--mine's not only longer, it's thicker."
51. Posted by P. Bunyapn | September 18, 2009 9:52 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:52
52. Posted by mpw280 | September 18, 2009 9:56 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Fake man with a fake smile and a fake sword attacks a real man with a real sword who can't fight back. Chicago politics in a nuts shell. mpw
52. Posted by mpw280 | September 18, 2009 9:56 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:56
53. Posted by tomg51 | September 18, 2009 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Curses, foiled again!"
53. Posted by tomg51 | September 18, 2009 9:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 09:59
54. Posted by JLawson | September 18, 2009 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Jedi I am, gutted you are."
"Man, I WISH you were as imaginary as the Jedi..."
54. Posted by JLawson | September 18, 2009 10:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 10:12
55. Posted by EvilBuzzard | September 18, 2009 10:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Turn around, Sir." Darth Obama Commanded. "I'll show you esactly what I did to the Poles and the Czechs."
55. Posted by EvilBuzzard | September 18, 2009 10:20 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 10:20
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 10:29 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Sure, he said "En Garde!" but what I heard was "En Garde, Boy!" - Maureen Dowd
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 18, 2009 10:29 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 10:29
57. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom: "...it's OK, its just a little prick."
Michelle: "From your mouth to God's ear."
57. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 10:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 10:30
58. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 10:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barry unveils His new and improved defense shield for Europe.
58. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 10:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 10:41
59. Posted by Rick Moore | September 18, 2009 10:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obi Wan Kedopey.
59. Posted by Rick Moore | September 18, 2009 10:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 10:58
60. Posted by Eric | September 18, 2009 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is how Mace Windu deals with mother #$%^ing white people at the mother #$%^ing White House.
60. Posted by Eric | September 18, 2009 11:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:08
61. Posted by FormerHostage | September 18, 2009 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't do any better than Jim Treacher's take.
61. Posted by FormerHostage | September 18, 2009 11:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:11
62. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom: "Hey... you got six fingers on that hand."
62. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 11:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:20
63. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey this is way better than having a beer!
63. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 11:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:20
64. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 11:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jimmy Carter: "Now WHACK 'im with an oar!!!!"
64. Posted by rodney dill | September 18, 2009 11:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:23
65. Posted by Al Pennam | September 18, 2009 11:25 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
The Obama Admin. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
65. Posted by Al Pennam | September 18, 2009 11:25 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:25
66. Posted by Madalyn | September 18, 2009 11:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
He's got a USA emblem on his pants. This f***ing patriot has to die!! He is obviously not on our side!
66. Posted by Madalyn | September 18, 2009 11:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:28
67. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 18, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama demonstrates how appendectomies will be performed under Obamacare.
67. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 18, 2009 11:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:41
68. Posted by Peter F. | September 18, 2009 11:43 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama demonstrates America's revised missle defense plan to Europe.
68. Posted by Peter F. | September 18, 2009 11:43 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:43
69. Posted by Peter F. | September 18, 2009 11:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Give the President a break, children, he's havin' fun stormin' the castle..."
69. Posted by Peter F. | September 18, 2009 11:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:46
70. Posted by cathymv | September 18, 2009 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh - a new video for Fat Boy Slims Weapon of Choice
see ya
cathy :)
70. Posted by cathymv | September 18, 2009 11:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:46
71. Posted by Peter F. | September 18, 2009 11:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Hello! My name is Ingio Montoya. Prepare to go bankrupt!"
71. Posted by Peter F. | September 18, 2009 11:49 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:49
72. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 18, 2009 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Touche! Your Willy looks bigger than mine in those tight pants.
72. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 18, 2009 11:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 11:50
73. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | September 18, 2009 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Youah keel my father. Prepare to die.
73. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | September 18, 2009 12:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 12:01
74. Posted by Peter F. | September 18, 2009 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"....and I'll tell him, 'you'll end your pursuit of nuclear weapons, Mr. Ahmadinejad, or else I shall taunt you with my plastic light saber a second time!'"
74. Posted by Peter F. | September 18, 2009 12:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 12:01
75. Posted by ed | September 18, 2009 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
75. Posted by ed | September 18, 2009 12:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 12:05
76. Posted by retired military | September 18, 2009 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tired of stabbing people in the US in the back Obama now practises his below the belt manuevers. As with his budget decisions the aim was low and result way too high.
76. Posted by retired military | September 18, 2009 12:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 12:50
77. Posted by jbw | September 18, 2009 12:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Don't be too proud of this country you have created, the power of your democracy is nothing compared to the power of me!"
77. Posted by jbw | September 18, 2009 12:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 12:50
78. Posted by yeahbaby | September 18, 2009 12:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"you know Star Wars was racist, Darth Vader was just a white dude in black face".
78. Posted by yeahbaby | September 18, 2009 12:52 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 12:52
79. Posted by Trajan | September 18, 2009 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's "Shishkebab/Chicago style-Night" at the
White House. A hungry First Family looks on.
"We prefer white meat....less calories" opines
the First Lady.
79. Posted by Trajan | September 18, 2009 1:04 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 13:04
80. Posted by twolaneflash | September 18, 2009 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laughable, like his presidency, but the white guy is the butt of their joke.
80. Posted by twolaneflash | September 18, 2009 1:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 13:05
81. Posted by _Mike_ | September 18, 2009 1:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Float like a butter fly, plies like a... wait plies ?!
81. Posted by _Mike_ | September 18, 2009 1:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 13:10
82. Posted by _Mike_ | September 18, 2009 1:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"KILL WHITEY!"
- Tommy Boy
82. Posted by _Mike_ | September 18, 2009 1:12 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 13:12
83. Posted by itismedavid | September 18, 2009 1:14 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, has raised concern that some of the heated political rhetoric against Barack Obama's policies may incite emotionally unstable people to commit acts of violence.
83. Posted by itismedavid | September 18, 2009 1:14 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 13:14
84. Posted by twolaneflash | September 18, 2009 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is nobody going to say it? Alrighty, then:
DON'T TASE ME BRO!
84. Posted by twolaneflash | September 18, 2009 1:22 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 13:22
85. Posted by twolaneflash | September 18, 2009 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kinda looks like the white dude is taking a wiz on the grass, with a short sword.
85. Posted by twolaneflash | September 18, 2009 1:31 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 13:31
86. Posted by John Hansen | September 18, 2009 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Olympic Swordsman: "No, its cheating if you attack me before we say go!"
Obama: "We do not tolerate racist statements like 'You're cheating' here!!!"
86. Posted by John Hansen | September 18, 2009 2:15 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 14:15
87. Posted by Wiglaf | September 18, 2009 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See Michelle,once I implement this new weapons system in Afghanistan the Army won't accidentally harm any more freedom fighters.
Oh Barack, you're so smart.
87. Posted by Wiglaf | September 18, 2009 2:37 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 14:37
88. Posted by MagicalPat | September 18, 2009 2:42 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The only way Obama can win is if his opponents don't fight.
88. Posted by MagicalPat | September 18, 2009 2:42 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 14:42
89. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 2:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Shazaaam! Another 'white boy' bites the dust? I love this White House gig!
89. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 2:49 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 14:49
90. Posted by Comic Book Guy | September 18, 2009 3:50 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Gayest. President. Ever.
90. Posted by Comic Book Guy | September 18, 2009 3:50 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 15:50
91. Posted by Modo | September 18, 2009 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Die Poland!
My name's Roland sir.
91. Posted by Modo | September 18, 2009 4:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 16:04
92. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Dark Vader, Crimelord extraordinaire.'
92. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 4:32 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 16:32
93. Posted by xiphos | September 18, 2009 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Skewering the public, but one more time.
93. Posted by xiphos | September 18, 2009 4:51 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 16:51
94. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm....gives new meaning to the expression "Let me whip this out."
94. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 5:01 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 17:01
95. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 5:03 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Float like a socialist, sting like a flea. You yearn for Your freedoms, instead You have Me."
95. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 5:03 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 17:03
96. Posted by just bob | September 18, 2009 5:14 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If you don't bend over,I'll stick it here.
96. Posted by just bob | September 18, 2009 5:14 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 17:14
97. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 18, 2009 6:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Oh my God. He killed Tom Brady!"
97. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 18, 2009 6:24 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 18:24
98. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 18, 2009 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama at the ceremony where he was made an honorary member of the Film Actors Guild.
98. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 18, 2009 6:25 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 18:25
99. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 6:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Your POLISH aren't you? Take that!
99. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 6:42 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 18:42
100. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 6:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama displays "new missile defense system" for visiting Czech students.
100. Posted by GarandFan | September 18, 2009 6:43 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 18:43
101. Posted by JohnS | September 18, 2009 7:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"President Barack Obama reenacts the part of 'ringer in a fencing match' in his effort to reproduce each one of the Fonz's greatest feats before 'jumping the shark.'"
101. Posted by JohnS | September 18, 2009 7:06 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 19:06
102. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry shouts! "STICK A PORK IN IT", as He has indeed done to the soft white underbelly of the American electorate.
102. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 7:14 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 19:14
103. Posted by RicardoVerde | September 18, 2009 7:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Indonesia WINS!
103. Posted by RicardoVerde | September 18, 2009 7:23 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 19:23
104. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 7:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kenya CHEERS!
104. Posted by 914 | September 18, 2009 7:29 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 19:29
105. Posted by Dodo David | September 18, 2009 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
White Guy: "What the . . . ?
I'm using a real weapon made out of steel.
He's using a toy made out of plastic.
And he's the Commander-in-Chief of our military?"
105. Posted by Dodo David | September 18, 2009 8:41 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 20:41
106. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 18, 2009 8:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
My name is Inegro Mon-Toy-Ears. Your crummy healthcare system killed my grandmother. Prepare to die!
106. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 18, 2009 8:56 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 20:56
107. Posted by TD | September 18, 2009 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is fun for a change... usually I screw people from behind.
107. Posted by TD | September 18, 2009 9:48 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 21:48
108. Posted by Spike | September 18, 2009 10:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "I'm pretty good with the sword, but I much prefer the hammer and sickle".
108. Posted by Spike | September 18, 2009 10:18 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 22:18
109. Posted by Spike | September 18, 2009 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Mask of Zero; a villain who masquarades as a community organizer.
109. Posted by Spike | September 18, 2009 10:53 PM |
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Posted on September 18, 2009 22:53
110. Posted by itismedavid | September 18, 2009 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All your base are belong to us.
110. Posted by itismedavid | September 18, 2009 11:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 18, 2009 23:14
111. Posted by Jeff Carlson | September 19, 2009 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What the heck is Michelle wearing in that picture ?
Blue, lime green brown, white and black with a belt around her rib cage. This woman has style ?
111. Posted by Jeff Carlson | September 19, 2009 12:58 AM |
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Posted on September 19, 2009 00:58
112. Posted by Staylor | September 19, 2009 1:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
That's no moon; that's a Debt Star
112. Posted by Staylor | September 19, 2009 1:01 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 19, 2009 01:01
113. Posted by Staylor | September 19, 2009 1:04 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Seriously; between the economy, foreign policy and Biden's mouth; doesn't he have anything bettern to do than play Luke Skywalker with a bigger ego and less common sence.
113. Posted by Staylor | September 19, 2009 1:04 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 19, 2009 01:04
114. Posted by 914 | September 19, 2009 1:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What the heck is Michelle wearing in that picture ?
Blue, lime green brown, white and black with a belt around her rib cage. This woman has style"
RACIST!
114. Posted by 914 | September 19, 2009 1:37 AM |
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Posted on September 19, 2009 01:37
115. Posted by 914 | September 19, 2009 2:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought Ghoring was dead?
115. Posted by 914 | September 19, 2009 2:15 AM |
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Posted on September 19, 2009 02:15
116. Posted by 914 | September 19, 2009 2:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reperations or die!
116. Posted by 914 | September 19, 2009 2:41 AM |
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Posted on September 19, 2009 02:41
117. Posted by Gmac | September 19, 2009 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The president with his toy sword faces an Olympic champion with a real saber and just like his idea's about where the country should go finds that public opinion has a harsh sting.
117. Posted by Gmac | September 19, 2009 8:29 AM |
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Posted on September 19, 2009 08:29
118. Posted by IowaRight | September 19, 2009 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When my all my plans are in place, and the economy and society breaks down, skills like swordsmanship will be important for surival...
118. Posted by IowaRight | September 19, 2009 9:49 AM |
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Posted on September 19, 2009 09:49
119. Posted by Spike | September 19, 2009 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The teleprompter is mightier than the sword.
119. Posted by Spike | September 19, 2009 10:02 AM |
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Posted on September 19, 2009 10:02
120. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2009 11:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Donkey Hokey
120. Posted by rodney dill | September 19, 2009 11:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 19, 2009 11:13
121. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 19, 2009 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Donkey Honkey!
121. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 19, 2009 2:28 PM |
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Posted on September 19, 2009 14:28
122. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 19, 2009 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Gotcha, Dill)
122. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 19, 2009 2:29 PM |
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Posted on September 19, 2009 14:29
123. Posted by Marmot | September 20, 2009 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sensing a great disturbance in the Force, Obambi-won-kenobi uses the Dark Side to rid the galaxy of one more cracker.
123. Posted by Marmot | September 20, 2009 1:58 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 01:58
124. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom: "Hey... It's the Scarlet Pumpernickel."
Barry: "Isn't Pumpernickel a dark bread?"
Michelle: "RACIST!!!"
124. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2009 8:00 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 08:00
125. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
125. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2009 8:09 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 08:09
126. Posted by CDR M | September 20, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I had no idea that that's what Jar Jar looked like without any CGI. Someone tell Lucas to stop messing with the movies. Next thing you know this photo will be retouched to show that the Olympic fencer swung first.
126. Posted by CDR M | September 20, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 20, 2009 09:22
127. Posted by twolaneflash | September 20, 2009 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is no one going to tell Zero that he's holding Michelle's vibrator?
127. Posted by twolaneflash | September 20, 2009 12:55 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 12:55
128. Posted by twolaneflash | September 20, 2009 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle's vibrator gives new meaning to the term "blue steel".
128. Posted by twolaneflash | September 20, 2009 12:57 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 12:57
129. Posted by twolaneflash | September 20, 2009 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FirstFashionVictim Michelle Obama shows off her new line of color-coordinated vibrators, starting with LiberalBlueSteel. Brought to you by the famous purveyors of nubile young girls and presidential candidates, these and other fine ScrewFreedom items are available at ACORN store fronts nationwide.
129. Posted by twolaneflash | September 20, 2009 1:21 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 13:21
130. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2009 5:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Snicker-Snack)
"How'dyougetthebeansabovethefranksboy."
130. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2009 5:09 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 17:09
131. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2009 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's not a lightsaber, this is a lightsaber
131. Posted by rodney dill | September 20, 2009 5:48 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 17:48
132. Posted by John Golden | September 20, 2009 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am Mace Windu, now pass my m****f****ing health insurance reform.
132. Posted by John Golden | September 20, 2009 6:09 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 18:09
133. Posted by Mr_Right | September 20, 2009 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These are not the leaders we were looking for...
133. Posted by Mr_Right | September 20, 2009 11:37 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 23:37
134. Posted by Mr_Right | September 20, 2009 11:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obami "The One" Kenewby was widely regarded as the worst Jedi Apprentice in the history of the Republic.
134. Posted by Mr_Right | September 20, 2009 11:38 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2009 23:38
135. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 21, 2009 2:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
135. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 21, 2009 2:06 AM |
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Posted on September 21, 2009 02:06