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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


En garde: Mr Obama jabs Olympic Champion Tom Morehouse with First Lady Michelle Obama behind him


Winners for this weekend's contest as well as last weekend's will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"Parry, dodge, spin, thrust... (Below threshold)

"Parry, dodge, spin, thrust... did you learn that in college fencing?"
"No... Chicago Politics."

"Maybe you should just stic... (Below threshold)

"Maybe you should just stick to bowling, Sir."

"The farce is strong with t... (Below threshold)

"The farce is strong with this one."

Guy from Olympic team: "Umm... (Below threshold)
supertiny:

Guy from Olympic team: "Ummm, if I fight back, I'm a racist?"

Obama reveals his super-sec... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Obama reveals his super-secret missile defense system for Poland and the Czech Republic.

President Obama bravely fig... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

President Obama bravely fights off a violent Tea Party demonstrator who wandered onto the White House grounds during the 9-12 march on Washington.

Take that Joe Wilson.... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Take that Joe Wilson.

Now who's all wee wee'd up?... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Now who's all wee wee'd up?

"You don't know the power o... (Below threshold)

"You don't know the power of the dark side."

"Ancient weapons of mass de... (Below threshold)

"Ancient weapons of mass destruction and the hokey religious right are no match for a good teleprompter."

...never will you find a mo... (Below threshold)

...never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Buck Dodger and the 44 and ... (Below threshold)

Buck Dodger and the 44 and 1/2 Presidential Poll Approval rating.

The Olympic champion surren... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

The Olympic champion surrenders as Obama demonstrates the superior tactics he developed during his years in Chicago politics. No not the fake lightsaber, the guys with machine guns positioned just out of the camera's view.

That's because Olympic cham... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

That's because Olympic champions don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Michelle Obama is known to do that.

Does this guy ever work?</p... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Does this guy ever work?

"Holy Sith... you got me...... (Below threshold)
LIndy R. Dole:

"Holy Sith... you got me..."

Obama fights the same way h... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Obama fights the same way he governs, he sticks it to you when he thinks you aren't looking.

White House initiates "prod... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

White House initiates "prod the white lawn jockey" program.

Obama: Hey! Let's switch si... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama: Hey! Let's switch sides. I like to play both sides of the fence.

Darth Surrenderus... (Below threshold)

Darth Surrenderus

This is how I killed a guy,... (Below threshold)
fustian:

This is how I killed a guy, back when I was with Acorn.

It's the Star Wars Negro. T... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's the Star Wars Negro. Third most popular viral video on the intertubes.

You don't bring a foil to a... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You don't bring a foil to a light saber fight, my friend.

The Gay Blade strikes again... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The Gay Blade strikes again.

It has been Obama's life ab... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

It has been Obama's life abmition to stick it to whitey...

" Now if only this was real... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

" Now if only this was real and if only he was Glenn Beck. "

They search him here, they ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

They search him here, they search him there.
The tea partiers search him everywhere.
Is he in heaven, or in hell.
That demmed elusive, Black Pimpernel!

So this is what the Communi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So this is what the Communists meant when they said they would win without firing a shot.

I think Obama learned to fe... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I think Obama learned to fence at Arthur Murray.

"I must have the Illudium P... (Below threshold)

"I must have the Illudium PU-36 Divisive Place Teleprompter."

Touch me there again Barry ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Touch me there again Barry and I don't care if you ARE the President, I'll stick this f***ing foil down your f***ing throat.

Notice Barry attacks from t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Notice Barry attacks from the left.

What a shocker.

You can't fool me with that... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You can't fool me with that ridiculous costume, Breitbart!

Contest over. Everbody giv... (Below threshold)
pgg:

Contest over. Everbody give up now.

Jim Treacher Wins.

Daddy, Daddy, when do I get... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Daddy, Daddy, when do I get a turn to stab the white guy?

Demeaning the Office of the... (Below threshold)
mathman Author Profile Page:

Demeaning the Office of the President, chapter MMMLXI.

My sword's bigger than your... (Below threshold)

My sword's bigger than your sword....by the way, I WON!

Watch me "jab-a the nut"!</... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Watch me "jab-a the nut"!

Barry channels his inner Du... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Barry channels his inner Dukakis.

My name is Barack Hussein O... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

My name is Barack Hussein Obama II. You killed the Dreams of My Father. Prepare to die.

"See? I'll touch a white g... (Below threshold)

"See? I'll touch a white guy with a 3-foot pole, I'm not a racist."

And this is how we'll deal ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

And this is how we'll deal with old people under my new comprehensive health care plan.

From the smallest ACORN, a ... (Below threshold)

From the smallest ACORN, a mighty fencer grows. Wait, is that a plastic light sabre? Never mind.

From the smallest ACORN, a mighty sham grows.

And just like that, Sorro j... (Below threshold)
fustian:

And just like that, Sorro jumped from his steed, sliced the Obama symbol onto his enemies stomach, and escaped into the night.

Directions for use:(... (Below threshold)

Directions for use:
(1) Urinate on stick
(2) You are a Socialist if stick turns blue
(3) You are a racist if stick turns red

Results do not vary. margin of error +/- 0%

When he's not out campagnin... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

When he's not out campagning, Obama loves sports and beer summits on the White House lawn.

I see your schwartz is a bi... (Below threshold)

I see your schwartz is a big as mine.

Only an idiot brings a ligh... (Below threshold)

Only an idiot brings a lightsaber to a teleprompter fight.

May the forced bravado be w... (Below threshold)

May the forced bravado be with you.

Are you kidding me? Turn th... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

Are you kidding me? Turn the light saber to "on", sir. Doofus.

BO: "Check this cracker--mi... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyapn:

BO: "Check this cracker--mine's not only longer, it's thicker."

Fake man with a fake smile ... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

Fake man with a fake smile and a fake sword attacks a real man with a real sword who can't fight back. Chicago politics in a nuts shell. mpw

"Curses, foiled again!"... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"Curses, foiled again!"

"Jedi I am, gutted you are.... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"Jedi I am, gutted you are."

"Man, I WISH you were as imaginary as the Jedi..."

"Turn around, Sir." Darth ... (Below threshold)
EvilBuzzard:

"Turn around, Sir." Darth Obama Commanded. "I'll show you esactly what I did to the Poles and the Czechs."

Sure, he said "En Garde!" b... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sure, he said "En Garde!" but what I heard was "En Garde, Boy!" - Maureen Dowd

Tom: "...it's OK, its just ... (Below threshold)

Tom: "...it's OK, its just a little prick."
Michelle: "From your mouth to God's ear."

Barry unveils His new and i... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry unveils His new and improved defense shield for Europe.

Obi Wan Kedopey.... (Below threshold)

Obi Wan Kedopey.

This is how Mace Windu deal... (Below threshold)
Eric:

This is how Mace Windu deals with mother #$%^ing white people at the mother #$%^ing White House.

I can't do any better than ... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

I can't do any better than Jim Treacher's take.

Tom: "Hey... you got six fi... (Below threshold)

Tom: "Hey... you got six fingers on that hand."

Hey this is way better than... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Hey this is way better than having a beer!

Jimmy Carter: "Now WHACK... (Below threshold)

Jimmy Carter: "Now WHACK 'im with an oar!!!!"

The Obama Admin. You will... (Below threshold)

The Obama Admin. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

He's got a USA emblem on hi... (Below threshold)
Madalyn:

He's got a USA emblem on his pants. This f***ing patriot has to die!! He is obviously not on our side!

Obama demonstrates how appe... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Obama demonstrates how appendectomies will be performed under Obamacare.

Obama demonstrates America'... (Below threshold)

Obama demonstrates America's revised missle defense plan to Europe.

"Give the President a break... (Below threshold)

"Give the President a break, children, he's havin' fun stormin' the castle..."

Oh - a new video for Fat B... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

Oh - a new video for Fat Boy Slims Weapon of Choice

see ya
cathy :)

"Hello! My name is Ingio Mo... (Below threshold)

"Hello! My name is Ingio Montoya. Prepare to go bankrupt!"

Touche! Your Willy looks bi... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Touche! Your Willy looks bigger than mine in those tight pants.

Hello. My name is Inigo Mon... (Below threshold)
SicSemperTyrannus:

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Youah keel my father. Prepare to die.

"....and I'll tell him, 'yo... (Below threshold)

"....and I'll tell him, 'you'll end your pursuit of nuclear weapons, Mr. Ahmadinejad, or else I shall taunt you with my plastic light saber a second time!'"

"I've got a bad feeling abo... (Below threshold)
ed:

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

Tired of stabbing people in... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Tired of stabbing people in the US in the back Obama now practises his below the belt manuevers. As with his budget decisions the aim was low and result way too high.

"Don't be too proud of this... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"Don't be too proud of this country you have created, the power of your democracy is nothing compared to the power of me!"

"you know Star Wars was rac... (Below threshold)
yeahbaby:

"you know Star Wars was racist, Darth Vader was just a white dude in black face".

It's "Shishkebab/Chicago st... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

It's "Shishkebab/Chicago style-Night" at the
White House. A hungry First Family looks on.
"We prefer white meat....less calories" opines
the First Lady.

Laughable, like his preside... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Laughable, like his presidency, but the white guy is the butt of their joke.

Float like a butter fly, pl... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

Float like a butter fly, plies like a... wait plies ?!

"KILL WHITEY!"- Tomm... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

"KILL WHITEY!"
- Tommy Boy

The Speaker of the US House... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

The Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, has raised concern that some of the heated political rhetoric against Barack Obama's policies may incite emotionally unstable people to commit acts of violence.

Is nobody going to say it? ... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Is nobody going to say it? Alrighty, then:

DON'T TASE ME BRO!

Kinda looks like the white ... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Kinda looks like the white dude is taking a wiz on the grass, with a short sword.

Olympic Swordsman: "No, its... (Below threshold)
John Hansen:

Olympic Swordsman: "No, its cheating if you attack me before we say go!"
Obama: "We do not tolerate racist statements like 'You're cheating' here!!!"

See Michelle,once I impleme... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

See Michelle,once I implement this new weapons system in Afghanistan the Army won't accidentally harm any more freedom fighters.

Oh Barack, you're so smart.

The only way Obama can win ... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

The only way Obama can win is if his opponents don't fight.

Shazaaam! Another 'white b... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Shazaaam! Another 'white boy' bites the dust? I love this White House gig!

Gayest. President. Ever.</p... (Below threshold)
Comic Book Guy:

Gayest. President. Ever.

Die Poland!My name's... (Below threshold)
Modo:

Die Poland!
My name's Roland sir.

'Dark Vader, Crimelord extr... (Below threshold)
914:

'Dark Vader, Crimelord extraordinaire.'

Skewering the public, but o... (Below threshold)
xiphos:

Skewering the public, but one more time.

Hmmm....gives new meaning t... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Hmmm....gives new meaning to the expression "Let me whip this out."

"Float like a socialist, st... (Below threshold)
914:

"Float like a socialist, sting like a flea. You yearn for Your freedoms, instead You have Me."


If you don't bend over,I'll... (Below threshold)
just bob:

If you don't bend over,I'll stick it here.

"Oh my God. He killed Tom B... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Oh my God. He killed Tom Brady!"

Obama at the ceremony where... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Obama at the ceremony where he was made an honorary member of the Film Actors Guild.

Your POLISH aren't you? Ta... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Your POLISH aren't you? Take that!

Obama displays "new missile... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Obama displays "new missile defense system" for visiting Czech students.

"President Barack Obama ree... (Below threshold)
JohnS:

"President Barack Obama reenacts the part of 'ringer in a fencing match' in his effort to reproduce each one of the Fonz's greatest feats before 'jumping the shark.'"

Barry shouts! "STICK A PORK... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry shouts! "STICK A PORK IN IT", as He has indeed done to the soft white underbelly of the American electorate.

Indonesia WINS!... (Below threshold)
RicardoVerde:

Indonesia WINS!

Kenya CHEERS!... (Below threshold)
914:

Kenya CHEERS!

White Guy: "What the . . . ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

White Guy: "What the . . . ?
I'm using a real weapon made out of steel.
He's using a toy made out of plastic.
And he's the Commander-in-Chief of our military?"

My name is Inegro Mon-Toy-E... (Below threshold)

My name is Inegro Mon-Toy-Ears. Your crummy healthcare system killed my grandmother. Prepare to die!

This is fun for a change...... (Below threshold)
TD:

This is fun for a change... usually I screw people from behind.

Obama: "I'm pretty good wit... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Obama: "I'm pretty good with the sword, but I much prefer the hammer and sickle".

The Mask of Zero; a villain... (Below threshold)
Spike:

The Mask of Zero; a villain who masquarades as a community organizer.

All your base are belong to... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

All your base are belong to us.

What the heck is Michelle w... (Below threshold)

What the heck is Michelle wearing in that picture ?
Blue, lime green brown, white and black with a belt around her rib cage. This woman has style ?

That's no moon; that's a De... (Below threshold)
Staylor:

That's no moon; that's a Debt Star

Seriously; between the econ... (Below threshold)
Staylor:

Seriously; between the economy, foreign policy and Biden's mouth; doesn't he have anything bettern to do than play Luke Skywalker with a bigger ego and less common sence.

"What the heck is Michelle ... (Below threshold)
914:

"What the heck is Michelle wearing in that picture ?
Blue, lime green brown, white and black with a belt around her rib cage. This woman has style"

RACIST!

I thought Ghoring was dead?... (Below threshold)
914:

I thought Ghoring was dead?

Reperations or die!... (Below threshold)
914:

Reperations or die!

The president with his toy ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

The president with his toy sword faces an Olympic champion with a real saber and just like his idea's about where the country should go finds that public opinion has a harsh sting.

When my all my plans are in... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

When my all my plans are in place, and the economy and society breaks down, skills like swordsmanship will be important for surival...

The teleprompter is mightie... (Below threshold)
Spike:

The teleprompter is mightier than the sword.

Donkey Hokey... (Below threshold)

Donkey Hokey

Donkey Honkey!... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Donkey Honkey!

(Gotcha, Dill) ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

(Gotcha, Dill)

Sensing a great disturbance... (Below threshold)
Marmot:

Sensing a great disturbance in the Force, Obambi-won-kenobi uses the Dark Side to rid the galaxy of one more cracker.

Tom: "Hey... It's the Scarl... (Below threshold)

Tom: "Hey... It's the Scarlet Pumpernickel."
Barry: "Isn't Pumpernickel a dark bread?"
Michelle: "RACIST!!!"

(Gotcha, Dill)</bl... (Below threshold)
(Gotcha, Dill)
Nice, but Donkey Hokey sounds closer to Don Quixote
I had no idea that that's w... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

I had no idea that that's what Jar Jar looked like without any CGI. Someone tell Lucas to stop messing with the movies. Next thing you know this photo will be retouched to show that the Olympic fencer swung first.

Is no one going to tell Zer... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Is no one going to tell Zero that he's holding Michelle's vibrator?

Michelle's vibrator gives n... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Michelle's vibrator gives new meaning to the term "blue steel".

FirstFashionVictim Michelle... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

FirstFashionVictim Michelle Obama shows off her new line of color-coordinated vibrators, starting with LiberalBlueSteel. Brought to you by the famous purveyors of nubile young girls and presidential candidates, these and other fine ScrewFreedom items are available at ACORN store fronts nationwide.

(Snicker-Snack)<br /... (Below threshold)

(Snicker-Snack)
"How'dyougetthebeansabovethefranksboy."

That's not a lightsaber, th... (Below threshold)

That's not a lightsaber, this is a lightsaber

I am Mace Windu, now pass m... (Below threshold)
John Golden:

I am Mace Windu, now pass my m****f****ing health insurance reform.

These are not the leaders w... (Below threshold)

These are not the leaders we were looking for...

Obami "The One" Kenewby was... (Below threshold)

Obami "The One" Kenewby was widely regarded as the worst Jedi Apprentice in the history of the Republic.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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