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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday and it's late September which can only mean one thing... It's time for the Oktoberfest edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Oktoberfest ride : Women wearing traditional Bavarian dirndl dresses ride on the 'Top-Spin' at the start of the Oktoberfest beer festival at the 'Theresienwiese' in Munich, southern Germany. (AFP/DDP/Timm Schamberger)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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I approve of the new Cas... (Below threshold)

I approve of the new Cash for Dunkers program.

Look's like they already ha... (Below threshold)

Look's like they already have some experience defying gravity.

Beer, breasts and carnival ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Beer, breasts and carnival rides . . . the perfect festival.

Chappaquiddick: The Ride wa... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Chappaquiddick: The Ride was an epic fail...

Oom Pa Pa!... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Oom Pa Pa!

American consumers try out ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

American consumers try out the new Obama Economy ride.

The Joe Six Pack dozen - 2... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The Joe Six Pack dozen - 2 short but who gives a damn.

(apologies in advance)... (Below threshold)
retired military:

(apologies in advance)

In San Francisco's new sex theme park the watersports ride needed some final adjustments.

Oktoberfest jugs get better... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Oktoberfest jugs get better every year . . . the beer steins, too.

Leave it to the Germans to ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Leave it to the Germans to out weird the Japanese when it comes to porn.

So hot they can make water ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So hot they can make water ejaculate.

The Obama loyalty test. If ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Obama loyalty test. If able to float, you're a traitor. If not... well... you're loyal.

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I see Bill Clinton is interviewing new interns again.

Hairband!! Somebody get th... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Hairband!! Somebody get that woman a hairband dammit!

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IowaRight:

Leave it to Germans to try to improve the efficiency of a wet t-shirt contest....

Gives a whole new meaning t... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Gives a whole new meaning to waterboarding!

The Saint Pauli Girl Dispen... (Below threshold)

The Saint Pauli Girl Dispenser (version 1.0) needs a little work.

German engineering taking s... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

German engineering taking sitzpinkling to a whole new level!

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Pretzel Logic:

Ta Ta and Wa Wa

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fustian:

I always wondered how they make LiebFrauMilch...

They're from...El Salvador.... (Below threshold)
fustian:

They're from...El Salvador...yeah...that's it...El Salvador.

It takes a lot more to fool Acorn these days.

Does your douche keep you t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Does your douche keep you this Oktoberfest fresh?

Blonde hair, blue eyes, big... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Blonde hair, blue eyes, big boobs and BEER..it dont get no better than this.

It's the water, that makes ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's the water, that makes Olympia beer!

Heineken refreshes the part... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.

How did you think they made... (Below threshold)
fustian:

How did you think they made light beer?

If OSHA ran wet t-shirt con... (Below threshold)

If OSHA ran wet t-shirt contests.

Its good to see they've fin... (Below threshold)

Its good to see they've finally resolved the problem of long lines at the women's restrooms

Who said waterboarding is t... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Who said waterboarding is torture? It's torture not being there!

In America they'd be wateri... (Below threshold)
epador:

In America they'd be watering down the Beer, not the Boobs.

Und its all beer!!!<p... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Und its all beer!!!

Wunderbar!!!

Harness failure appeared im... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Harness failure appeared imminent for four of them.

The semi final run to quali... (Below threshold)

The semi final run to qualify for the finals of the Boston "Ted Kennedy Oktoberfest DUI 500"

The people at WaterPik were... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The people at WaterPik were beginning to have second thoughts about humoring their chief engineer's new pet project "CleavagePik"

German? Heck, I am thinking... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

German? Heck, I am thinking Russian!

This is the worlds best syn... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

This is the worlds best synchronized spit up team. ww

House underwater. check.<br... (Below threshold)
Roy:

House underwater. check.
Car underwater. check.
Girlfriend underwater?

Hydro-massage therapy test ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Hydro-massage therapy test facility promotional photo.
Traditional masseuses claim this is not a threat, but rather automated foreplay.

The new entrance to the Wil... (Below threshold)

The new entrance to the William J Clinton Library.

MMMMM Donuts ...... (Below threshold)

MMMMM Donuts ...

After staring a long time, ... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

After staring a long time, Kevin noticed that there's water in the picture.

~Upside down....Ted You tur... (Below threshold)
914:

~Upside down....Ted You turn us.. Inside out and drown and drowned~

The new Aryan factory, wher... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The new Aryan factory, where the Germans are manufacturing their next generation.

Uh oh.

Leave it to the Germans to ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Leave it to the Germans to develop more efficient 'wet T-shirt' contest.

Team Bidet will be a demons... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Team Bidet will be a demonstration sport at the 2012 Olympics in London.

Here at Bush Gardens, the S... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Here at Bush Gardens, the Synchronized Incontinence Team starts its show every hour on the hour. Don't miss it. Remember to wear your poncho.

One time the left and right... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

One time the left and right are the same. ww

Under Obamacare; forced han... (Below threshold)
Modo:

Under Obamacare; forced handwashing!

Too much water, not enough ... (Below threshold)
Maryjo kopechne:

Too much water, not enough air.

Who cares about a caption?<... (Below threshold)
hpb:

Who cares about a caption?

These gurls give water worl... (Below threshold)
Stan25:

These gurls give water world a whole new meaning.

ACORN's testing a screening... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

ACORN's testing a screening process for new customers.

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George Kennedy:

"C'mon bobby pin.....Pop!"

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Faith+1:

I see the Cleavage Cam 9000 is working just fine...

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Faith+1:

Nom...Nom...Nom...Nom....Nom....

"Oh my G--! Did Glenn Beck ... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Oh my G--! Did Glenn Beck just throw live Oktoberfest Frauleins into a vat of boiling water?!?!?"

The park management was puz... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The park management was puzzled at the strange imbalance. The ride was quite popular with women, but it seemed that few men actually boarded the ride, preferring instead to gather near by....

Whatever that is - I'd like... (Below threshold)

Whatever that is - I'd like to apply to be the czar of it.

Dr. Strangelove's mineshaft... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Dr. Strangelove's mineshaft selection process begins:

"And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills."

Bill's dream; Hillary's nig... (Below threshold)
Andy T:

Bill's dream; Hillary's nightmare.

BEER NUTS!... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

BEER NUTS!

"This would be more fun if ... (Below threshold)

"This would be more fun if that were beer!"

My wet dream, blonde episod... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

My wet dream, blonde episode. Sleeping, sleeping...

"Move over girls, I gotta g... (Below threshold)
Dan Patterson:

"Move over girls, I gotta gargle".

What?

American ingenuity triumphs... (Below threshold)
trentk269:

American ingenuity triumphs by changing German Oktoberfests into Oktoberbreasts and charging for it besides.

The Catholic Church tries t... (Below threshold)
jbw:

The Catholic Church tries to attract young people back to the Church by making Baptisms more fun.

Wizbang posts its annual Ok... (Below threshold)
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Wizbang posts its annual Oktoberbreast photo.

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Baron Von Ottomatic:

We must be in the Ardennes because I'm totally battling a bulge

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Trajan:

Hey Helga, zese bidets are like nussing I've
ever seen! Zere is no.... how you say.....
privacy. And how do you turn zem auf?

After Super Bowl, Octoberfe... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

After Super Bowl, Octoberfest is Kevin's favorite "holiday".

Unfortunately, Sophia (seco... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately, Sophia (second from right) did not get a chance to drink the breast enhancing water.

Got milk?... (Below threshold)
Tommy B:

Got milk?

4 out of 5 frauleins recomm... (Below threshold)
Chip:

4 out of 5 frauleins recommend "real" rubber bands to keep your hair in place.

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Vunderbras!

Tittie Bidet Committee</... (Below threshold)

Tittie Bidet Committee

The Obamacare anti-H1N1 han... (Below threshold)

The Obamacare anti-H1N1 hand-cleaning mandates (enforced by the IRS) turned out to be more stringent than congress realized.

Kevin: Thanks for the mamma... (Below threshold)

Kevin: Thanks for the mammaries!

The new heavy petting zoo a... (Below threshold)
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The new heavy petting zoo at Euro Disney.

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Loetzfan:

Canceling the Polish missile defense shield causes unexpected fallout.

Some pictures just don't ne... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

Some pictures just don't need captions.

Yes, Virginia. There is a G... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

Yes, Virginia. There is a God.

Stephan Hawkins uses a nove... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Stephan Hawkins uses a novel demonstration showing students Newton's theory on gravity. Proving bodies of different weights will fall to earth at the same speed.

Once again Little Johnny go... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Once again Little Johnny goes to far in his attempt to explain how he would milk a cow.

Hillary Clinton (far left) ... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Hillary Clinton (far left) let's her hair down.

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JAT:

The Dancing Waters show at Disney World has always been one of my favorites.

Self breast examinations un... (Below threshold)
JATj:

Self breast examinations under Obamacare seem to be more fun.

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JATj:

Is it me or is the girl second from the left side missing her legs?

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Hodink:

White Trash Splash And Dash

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Patrick:

Ompah ta ta's.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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