« Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize | Main | A Small Peace »

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&trade

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


WASHINGTON - OCTOBER 06: The Dalai Lama (R) presents House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) (L) with a Khata during a ceremony at the U.S. Capitol on October 6, 2009 in Washington, DC. The Lantos Foundation for Human Rights and Justice hosted the ceremony to honor the Dalai Lama as the first recipient of the Lantos Human Rights Prize.


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/36956.

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&trade:

» Wizbang linked with Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Comments (131)

Nancy Pelosi: "...and I was... (Below threshold)

Nancy Pelosi: "...and I was entirely overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize."
Dalai Lama: "Sucks to be you."

"Goonga galoonga. Goonga, g... (Below threshold)

"Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala"

Madam the torture must have... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Madam the torture must have been painful.

Good vs Evil... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Good vs Evil

Are those staples?... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Are those staples?

Ooooh Nancy, new boob job, ... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Ooooh Nancy, new boob job, huh?

You look dumber up close.</... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

You look dumber up close.

Mr Lama, I ordered Chinese ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Mr Lama, I ordered Chinese for the after award dinner - I hope that is OK?

The Lama attempts a mind me... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The Lama attempts a mind meld and just can't pick up any signal...

A Vulcan mind-meld yielded ... (Below threshold)
JAT:

A Vulcan mind-meld yielded nothing proving Pelosi was clueless to what was in the ObamaCare bill.

I never did a llama before!... (Below threshold)
JAT:

I never did a llama before!

Lama: "Who is this ugly man... (Below threshold)
John:

Lama: "Who is this ugly man?"
Pelosi: "Eh, at least it ain't Harry Reid."

"Well... Hello Dalai..."</p... (Below threshold)

"Well... Hello Dalai..."

Just checking to see if tho... (Below threshold)
Stan25:

Just checking to see if those were real and not botoxed

Dalai lama - "with women li... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dalai lama - "with women like these I am glad that I became a religous leader"

Dalai lama - "for my next t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dalai lama - "for my next trick I will try to impart wisdom upon a rock"

Yes, I can assure you Nancy... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Yes, I can assure you Nancy that you'll be reincarnated as a man from Texas.

Pelosi - "and I can prove I... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Pelosi - "and I can prove I have firmer breasts than Madaline Albright"

Dalai lama - "Are those tra... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dalai lama - "Are those track marks from your Botox injections"

After meeting with Mrs Pelo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After meeting with Mrs Pelosi the Dalai Lama started his speech "I have truly looked into the face of evil"

Dalai lama - "I will never ... (Below threshold)
retired nilitary:

Dalai lama - "I will never doubt them again when they say I need new glasses."

"Sorry Nancy, 15 Schnitzeng... (Below threshold)

"Sorry Nancy, 15 Schnitzengruben is my limit."

Beaver and Butthead... (Below threshold)

Beaver and Butthead

Pelosi thought bubble - "If... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Pelosi thought bubble - "If my smile were any more faked my face would crack from the botox"

dalai Lama thought bubble - "If her
smile were any more faked her face would crack from the botox"

"The Cougar is not the usua... (Below threshold)

"The Cougar is not the usual predator of the Llama... Next on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom."

Pelosi: "I never realized t... (Below threshold)

Pelosi: "I never realized that squeezing nipples was a ancient Tibetan greeting."

"I'm the speaker of the hou... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I'm the speaker of the house...I got that goin' for me...which is nice."

It's true--Botox is ... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

It's true--Botox is just as strong as superglue.

As a last resort, Speaker P... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

As a last resort, Speaker Pelosi enlisted the assistance of the Dalai Lama to try to understand what a Value Added Tax really is.

"Silly lady, this not what ... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

"Silly lady, this not what I mean when I say I want you give me head...."

Don't squeeze the Charmin!<... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Don't squeeze the Charmin!

Muskrat susie, muskrat sam<... (Below threshold)

Muskrat susie, muskrat sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And sammys so skinny

"No matter how much I wash ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"No matter how much I wash my forehead, I still feel dirty" said the Dalai lama after his brief encounter with Nancy Pelosi.

(silenting spoken by the Da... (Below threshold)
Jason Whitley:

(silenting spoken by the Dalai Lama) Yikes...I have dedicated my life fighting evil but I never expected to come face-to-face with Lucifer.

Nancy: "... so then on my d... (Below threshold)

Nancy: "... so then on my death bed I'll achieve total enlightment?"
Dalai: "Sha! And monkeys might fly out my butt."

Mr. Lama, you can head bump... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Mr. Lama, you can head bump me all day and I don't feel a thing!

It's the miracle of Botox!

"Nancy, baby, I got a whole... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

"Nancy, baby, I got a whole thing of tic tacs in my pocket, take as many as you like please."

Now what happened to my bra... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Now what happened to my bracelets? They were here a moment ago.

Is that a Tibetan Prayer Sc... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Is that a Tibetan Prayer Scroll in your robes, or are you glad to see me?

The Dalai Lama and I.... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The Dalai Lama and I.

Yes, all we Democrats are t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yes, all we Democrats are totally enlightened. Why do you ask?

Nancy, my little alpaca dro... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Nancy, my little alpaca dropping....I'm not wearing any underwear...

Pelosi: "You know it's such... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Pelosi: "You know it's such an honor for you to meet ME."

"Just keep smiling, but Oba... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Just keep smiling, but Obama still says he won't meet with you."

So you promise you will wri... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So you promise you will write us an Obama chant?

Fin!Noggin!DU... (Below threshold)
Eirc:

Fin!
Noggin!
DUDE!!!

Yes, you DID already mentio... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Yes, you DID already mention that you were Speaker of the House ....

Nancy, come back with me to... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Nancy, come back with me to Tibet. I keep a little love nest on top of the Potala Palace.

It's got a lot better view than Letterman's.

The Dalai Lama felt his own... (Below threshold)
Eric:

The Dalai Lama felt his own scalp tingle from the botox.

Pelosi: "You want to meet S... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Pelosi: "You want to meet Sarah whoooooooo?"

Thank you, and your sash lo... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Thank you, and your sash looks nice, too!

No, I'm sorry. We only help... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No, I'm sorry. We only help those whom we fear. You are going to have to get a lot meaner, darling.

Shudder. Being celibate jus... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Shudder. Being celibate just got a lot easier.

But Dalai darling, haven't ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

But Dalai darling, haven't you made a vow of chastity?

Oh, Nancy, get a clue. I'd expect more coming from the lady committed to "investigating" the ethics violations of Charlie Rangel...

You would think the Dalai L... (Below threshold)
Eric:

You would think the Dalai Lama would know not to look a cobra in the eye.

Pelosi: Have you considered... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Pelosi: Have you considered self-immolation?

"Two heads are better than ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

"Two heads are better than one", a counter-example.

"And if the money in the en... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

"And if the money in the envelope I have handed you, dear lady, is not enough to change Congressional policy towards Tibet, then just remember ancient aphorism of my country -- 'there is more where that came from.'"

"You smell like a model."<b... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

"You smell like a model."
"I already heard that one!"

Hilarity ensued in the Repu... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Hilarity ensued in the Republican House lounge when Nancy Pelosi used the "secret Tibetan head knock greeting" Boehner had recommended to her.

Unlike the Vulcan variant t... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Unlike the Vulcan variant that produced unconsciousness, Pelosi giggled helplessly after the "Tibetan Nipple Pinch."

Nancy, the red robe means I... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Nancy, the red robe means I'm horny...

Dalai: "...I too have won t... (Below threshold)

Dalai: "...I too have won the Nobel Peace Prize."
Nancy: "Gee... you get a bowl of soup with that prize?"

Dalai Lama thought bubble:<... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Dalai Lama thought bubble:
"That b!+ch is tryin' to look down my robe!"

Celibacy does have its draw... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Celibacy does have its drawbacks...but this proves that there's also advantages.

In its next life your face ... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

In its next life your face is coming back as a drum head.

In today's news, Nancy Pelo... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

In today's news, Nancy Pelosi accuses the Dalai Lama of lying.

Mr. Lama, you may have the ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Mr. Lama, you may have the peace prize, but have you had the "piece" prize...

Worst... Dancing wit... (Below threshold)

Worst...
Dancing with The Stars...
couple...
ever...

Apparently, this Pelosi att... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Apparently, this Pelosi attempt at Stimulus failed too.

Nancy Pelosi: 'That tickles... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Nancy Pelosi: 'That tickles! What is that?"

Dalai Lama: 'Oh! That's just one of Richard Gere's hamsters.'

Nancy: "Care to share some ... (Below threshold)

Nancy: "Care to share some Tibetan wisdom with me?"
Dalai: "'tis better to copulate than never."

At the moment of impact, th... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

At the moment of impact, the Lama reported hearing a distinctly hollow sound...

Nancy I'd fail at proctolog... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Nancy I'd fail at proctology - don't think I could do butts after looking you in the face this close.

Butt-head vs head-butt. Cl... (Below threshold)
ChuckFish:

Butt-head vs head-butt. Clunck!

The Lama discreetly informs... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The Lama discreetly informs the Speaker upon her return from the restroom, that the lack of sensation in her face has prevented her from noticing that the toilet paper she used to fix her lipstick is still draped around her neck...

mmmmmm-mmmmm, Oh, Dalai, yo... (Below threshold)
MjM:

mmmmmm-mmmmm, Oh, Dalai, you're much better than Harry Reid.

This is so embarrassing. I'... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

This is so embarrassing. I'm going to go left and you go right. Wait. That didn't work. I'll go right and you go left. Damn! Why can't I figure this out...?

With her taunt face frozen ... (Below threshold)
tommyb:

With her taunt face frozen in a permanent smile, the Dalai Lama misinterprets her gesture and moves in close for more intimate contact.

"...and I see your Schwartz... (Below threshold)

"...and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

Dalai Lama: Did you hear la... (Below threshold)
Hank:

Dalai Lama: Did you hear latest joke? Obama won Nobel prize.

Pelosi: Yes I did, um, what's the Nobel Prize?

I sense absolutely nothing ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

I sense absolutely nothing in your head Madame Speaker.

Dalai Lama: "I see botox do... (Below threshold)
topjimmie:

Dalai Lama: "I see botox doesn't get the wrinkles out of everything......"

In a press conference after... (Below threshold)

In a press conference after their meeting, Nancy confessed that the Dalai Lama promised her total enlightenment on her death bed.

So, she has that going for her...

Palamino! PALAMINO!... (Below threshold)
ObSNLReference:

Palamino! PALAMINO!

The Dalai Lama meets his Bi... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

The Dalai Lama meets his Bizarro World twin.

" Salvatore I just love yo... (Below threshold)
Dennis D:

" Salvatore I just love your paintings"

This meeting is such an hon... (Below threshold)
Linejudge:

This meeting is such an honor, a proud moment to cherish forever. An honor few people will ever get to experience. I am so glad I could provide this moment for you Mr. Lama.

Pelosi: "Goonga-aloonga-loo... (Below threshold)
Big Country:

Pelosi: "Goonga-aloonga-loon-a-goonga."
Lama: "That was a movie you twit!"

Dalai Lama to Nancy: "Insta... (Below threshold)
PapaRay:

Dalai Lama to Nancy: "Instant Karma gonna get you girl!"

The Dalai Lama and the Doll... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

The Dalai Lama and the Doll-like mama.

Nancy: Heeeeyyy. How'd you ... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Nancy: Heeeeyyy. How'd you like to meditate on my naked body?

Dalai: I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.

It's time to RRRRRRUUUUUUUU... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

It's time to RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBLE!

On your deathbed you will r... (Below threshold)
John Gipson:

On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness, which the Republicans have paid me to arrange shortly... this is known as the titty twister of death

"Pull my finger."... (Below threshold)

"Pull my finger."

Palomino! Palomino!... (Below threshold)
hpb:

Palomino! Palomino!

This is a khata, Nancy, it ... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

This is a khata, Nancy, it symbolizes purity, goodwill, auspiciousness and compassion. I am sure the irony won't be lost on anyone.

You see Dalai, the truth is... (Below threshold)
krkrjak Author Profile Page:

You see Dalai, the truth is, Barack doesn't do anything without my approval so don't you worry about his meeting with the Chinese.

"Hello, Dalai."... (Below threshold)
James H:

"Hello, Dalai."

Nancy "Ha, you did not get ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Nancy "Ha, you did not get the Nobel Peace prize!"

Dali Lama "Yes, but if I headbutt you hard enough you will break into pieces and there will be great joy and celebrating. Which is better?"

Dalai Lama:...and on your d... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

Dalai Lama:...and on your deathbed you will achieve total awareness.

Nan: oh thank you, thank you so much

Dalai Lama: No thanks is necessary, you truly deserve it.

"Dali and Butthead"... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Dali and Butthead"

"Oh, there won'd be any mon... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"Oh, there won'd be any money, but"-

"How many times have I heard that! You sound just like those nutty Republicans..."

Welcome to the World Thumb ... (Below threshold)
Brian:

Welcome to the World Thumb Wrestling Championships! Our final is between two very determined opponents who plan on bringing the pain!!!!

"You soaked in dishwashing ... (Below threshold)
superscrounger:

"You soaked in dishwashing liquid!?"
"Relax! It's Palmolive.
It mild formula keeps your hands looking young."

No you stupid bitch, I bow,... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

No you stupid bitch, I bow, THEN YOU BOW!

Pelosi: "Did I tell you HE ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Pelosi: "Did I tell you HE walks on water?"

The world's ugliest siamese... (Below threshold)
Saterp:

The world's ugliest siamese twins wish each other well before the operation to separate their conjoined heads.

"give to me your leather, t... (Below threshold)
exceller:

"give to me your leather, take from me my lace"

Don't you ever stop blinkin... (Below threshold)
Sputum:

Don't you ever stop blinking your eyes?

Me have hand back now, plea... (Below threshold)
Sputum:

Me have hand back now, please?

"Muskrat Love"... (Below threshold)
914:

"Muskrat Love"

Ass meet Class!!!... (Below threshold)
Steve H.:

Ass meet Class!!!

"My lady, I am older and we... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"My lady, I am older and weirder than you are. Want to do the Chicken Dance?"

"Hey Lama! How about a lil ... (Below threshold)
John Gipson:

"Hey Lama! How about a lil something for the effort!"

Lama in Red... (Below threshold)
914:

Lama in Red

A view to a Titty twi... (Below threshold)
914:

A view to a Titty twister

Dalai Lama - "Amazing. 20 ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dalai Lama - "Amazing. 20 minutes like this and I havent seen one blink".

Sorry Dali the President wo... (Below threshold)
Ron EagleHeart:

Sorry Dali the President won't see you so I'll have to do.OK????

When you snatch the pebble ... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

When you snatch the pebble from my... HEY!

Holy Monk meets Monkey Hole... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

Holy Monk meets Monkey Hole

nancy you need MOUTH WASH y... (Below threshold)
Flu-Bird:

nancy you need MOUTH WASH youve been eating ONIONS

San Fran Nan meets Jet Set ... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

San Fran Nan meets Jet Set Pet from Tibet

Nancy, you have helped me S... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

Nancy, you have helped me SO MUCH with the abstinence thing!

Ah! I can see from your rig... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

Ah! I can see from your rigidity that my apostle Richard Gere was truthful: All Americans are SUPPOSED to have something up their bungholes!

"Or the mating call of , la... (Below threshold)
914:

"Or the mating call of , lamas in love"

Hello, Dalai!... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

Hello, Dalai!

Oops. Already taken.... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

Oops. Already taken.

"We may not get the Nobel P... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"We may not get the Nobel Peace Prize. More likely the Excess Fabric Award."

"Hello Dalai."... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"Hello Dalai."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




Advertisements









rightads.gif

beltwaybloggers.gif

insiderslogo.jpg

mba_blue.gif

Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile

Contact

Send e-mail tips to us:

[email protected]

Fresh Links

Credits

Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login



Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy