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U.S. first lady Michelle Obama hula hoops with kids at the White House Healthy Kids Fair on the South Lawn in Washington, October 21, 2009. REUTERS/Larry Downing (UNITED STATES POLITICS IMAGES OF THE DAY)


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"Someone hand me a beer bot... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"Someone hand me a beer bottle. Hey, ya'll, watch this! I can hula-hoop AND pop a bottle cap at the same time!"

Grrrrl... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Grrrrl

Can she stand on her head t... (Below threshold)

Can she stand on her head too?

It's 'O' for Obama. Get it?... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's 'O' for Obama. Get it?

The arms may be good, but t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The arms may be good, but the hips need some work.

I think Michelle's vying ag... (Below threshold)

I think Michelle's vying against Oprah for Obama's attention has finally gotten out of hand.

The Green Energy ring provi... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

The Green Energy ring provides the heat for one bedroom

Fox news was not allowed to... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Fox news was not allowed to cover this breaking story.

Center ring at Obama's Ding... (Below threshold)

Center ring at Obama's Dingling Brothers circus.

The Obama's hulu, while Afg... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The Obama's hulu, while Afghanistan burns.

For the first time in her l... (Below threshold)
serpent:

For the first time in her life Ms. Obama is proud of the hula hoop.

Hulaprompter... (Below threshold)

Hulaprompter

I think I see the next Nobe... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I think I see the next Nobel Prize winner.

Ms. Obama shows her techniq... (Below threshold)
serpent:

Ms. Obama shows her technique on her recently purchased $2,300 hula hoop.

The Secret Service must ins... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The Secret Service must insist that she wear that monster titanium kevlar belt for protection right? What other explanation could there be?

"Yes dear, it does make you... (Below threshold)

"Yes dear, it does make your butt look fat."

Lessee, A lot of frantic ac... (Below threshold)

Lessee, A lot of frantic action... good spin control... results in only going in circles... Yep. We're at the Whitehouse.

Look! This revolves around ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Look! This revolves around me too, just like the universe!

Michelle Obama starts new f... (Below threshold)

Michelle Obama starts new fashion trend. Boob support belt and see-thru hoop shirt.

Mao Zedong and Mother There... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Mao Zedong and Mother Theresa taught her everything she knows about hula.

And just like her husband b... (Below threshold)
Stephan:

And just like her husband before her, Michelle found that her halo had begun to slip.

The newest series from Heid... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

The newest series from Heidi Klum:
Project Runway Disasters

Following months of specula... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Following months of speculation, Michelle Obama proves to White House reporters that her ass really will fit inside a standard hula hoop.

The MSM revisit the blackne... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

The MSM revisit the blackness question of the Obama's when Michelle has a bad case of white man overbite white trying to boogie.

The MSM revisit the blackne... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

The MSM revisit the blackness question of the Obama's when Michelle has a bad case of white man overbite while trying to boogie.

Reporters at Michelle Obama... (Below threshold)

Reporters at Michelle Obama's exercise session become confused, when while Ms. Obama was working out, they heard her exclaim "My South shall rise again." Not realizing she was working on firming up her buttocks.

...? ...?!! Between the o... (Below threshold)

...? ...?!! Between the outfit and the activity, I'm just sort of speechless.

Is my halo falling?... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Is my halo falling?

Using her secret force fiel... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Using her secret force field belt made hula hooping a piece of cake...

Circle Jerk... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Circle Jerk

Does this make me look like... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Does this make me look like Saturn?

For the first time in my ad... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am proud of my hips.

In response to reporters' q... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

In response to reporters' questions about her husband's falling approval ratings, Michelle Obama demonstrates proper hula hoop technique.

Sash For Plumpers!... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Sash For Plumpers!

Even a Hula Hoop is afraid ... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Even a Hula Hoop is afraid to get too close to Michelle Obama.

Women's Wear Daily says lay... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Women's Wear Daily says layering bracelets and belts are the height of fashion this year, unfortunately Michelle Obama can't quite pull it off.

After I get Wonder Woman's ... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

After I get Wonder Woman's magic lasso, my outfit will be complete.

Does she have 'bun in the o... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Does she have 'bun in the oven' or is it all those special White House dinners?

Picture taken sometime duri... (Below threshold)
serpent:

Picture taken sometime during the second hour of the First Lady's presentation to the International Olympic Committee.

Just like her husband, Mich... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Just like her husband, Michelle Obama thinks everything revolves around her.

The WWF Championship Belt p... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

The WWF Championship Belt proves its value once again, this time aiding in the White House Hula Hoop competition.

A day later the White House... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

A day later the White House savaged Whammo for its rejection of Obama's proposed public option for toy purchases.

For her next trick, Michell... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

For her next trick, Michelle will eat an apple through a picket fence.

Wow, she really needs a few... (Below threshold)

Wow, she really needs a few more assistants.

Hula Dupe... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Hula Dupe

Carla Bruni snickers.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Carla Bruni snickers.

Blacks nationwide in shock ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Blacks nationwide in shock over Michelle Obama's 'white man's overbite' photo.

In what my be a remarkable ... (Below threshold)
Brad:

In what my be a remarkable display of foreshadowing her husband's administration, Michelle Obama reminds us it was an O-ring that brought down the Challenger shuttle.

Mrs. Obama shows what she d... (Below threshold)
Sabba Hillel:

Mrs. Obama shows what she did to earn her $300,00 salary at the University of Chicago Hospitals.

I hope Barack is not upset ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

I hope Barack is not upset that I will miss his speech to be on FOX's "Hoola-Hoopin With the Stars".

Why does she insist on tyin... (Below threshold)
J:

Why does she insist on tying up her breasts? Perhaps the menopause "everything is sinking to the ground on my body" syndrom has set in.

Michelle Obabma is not quit... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Michelle Obabma is not quite as good at gyrations as her husband.

HI! Anthony Sullivan here f... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

HI! Anthony Sullivan here for BETTER SWEATER. Don't you hate it when your sweater flies up when doing simple daily tasks like Hula Hooping? Using our patented Ultra Wide, One-Size-Fits-All BETTER SWEATER BELT ends that problem forever! BUT WAIT, There's more, order now and we will throw in FREE HEALTH CARE! (just pay separate income, SSI and other taxes to be assessed later) Here's how to order....

Fearing that belt could let... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Fearing that belt could let go at any time, Onlookers keep a safe distance....

CNN: In a stunning display ... (Below threshold)

CNN: In a stunning display of althletic prowess, the world's most beautiful woman demonstrates how she first attracted the attention of her Hawaiian born husband.

Michelle Obama shows the wo... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Michelle Obama shows the world that her enormous ass does actually fit through a hula hoop.

ummm....uhhhh..For my next ... (Below threshold)

ummm....uhhhh..For my next trick...uh, uhhhhh...I,umm, ummmm,uh... Barack the Magnificent, um, uh, ummm, uhhhh... will now...uhhhhhh, um, uh, uh, ummm... levitate this ordinary hula hoop around...

World News Weakly headline-... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

World News Weakly headline-

Michelle Preggers -
Space Alien's Child.

story page 13

World News Weakly headline-... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

World News Weakly headline-

Michelle Dispels Rumors Barack a "Nancy-boy",
more pictures of the First Bump inside.

story page 13

News Flash: Obama's Halo gr... (Below threshold)
billburz:

News Flash: Obama's Halo grows and goes down, Michele smiles!

"I am finally proud of my h... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"I am finally proud of my hips." ww

She looks pregnant to me. S... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

She looks pregnant to me. Should she be doing this?

Facing criticism, Michelle ... (Below threshold)
FPC:

Facing criticism, Michelle shows the press that she does have a circle of trust.

Using her butt to represent... (Below threshold)
FPC:

Using her butt to represent the Sun, Michelle shows children how the gravity of massive objects affect the orbit of comets.

Ring Around The Rose Garden... (Below threshold)
Hermoine:

Ring Around The Rose Garden

Time to get a clot... (Below threshold)

Time to get a clothing czar.

"That's the way, uh-huh uh-... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh."

"I like coffee, I like t... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I like coffee, I like tea..I can't believe so many voted for Barry and me."

The Press were ecstatic to ... (Below threshold)
JustRuss:

The Press were ecstatic to report a "baby bump".

Don't laugh! It works on B... (Below threshold)

Don't laugh! It works on Barack.

Mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm, Michell... (Below threshold)
Indoctrinator:

Mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama.

Look, even my ass has a hal... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Look, even my ass has a halo.

"See it! See it! Right ther... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

"See it! See it! Right there! Michelle is magically levitating that ring!" - Chris Matthews

She looks right at home in ... (Below threshold)
914:

She looks right at home in that WHAMO! dog collar.

Because nothing says "class... (Below threshold)

Because nothing says "classy dresser" like wearing your big ass biker belt over your sweater!

No matter how many times th... (Below threshold)
914:

No matter how many times the spin cycle is ran, Hope and change = 13% unemployment just does'nt wash anymore.

This is has been a message ... (Below threshold)
Speller:

This is has been a message from the Obama administration to the American people:

You're wholly HOOPED now.

or

Onlookers were wowed today as Michelle Obama did here best impression of the Gas Giant Saturn.

Have you ever been on a rea... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat? Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Vicious circle.... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Vicious circle.

On Klingon it's called the ... (Below threshold)
sanssoucy:

On Klingon it's called the "O'qleth", apparently.

I used to have an overbite.... (Below threshold)
The Whistler:

I used to have an overbite.

Bracky gonna love my booty ... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

Bracky gonna love my booty when it get
Dissssss Big..............

First lady demonstrates how... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

First lady demonstrates how diaphragms are
safe contraceptives......and will be covered
under Obamacare.

FLOTUS displays Versace ant... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

FLOTUS displays Versace anti-gravity belt,
suspending mood ring for a full hour. White
House bristles as FOXNEWS cries "HOAX"!

"Everything is beeeaaauuuuu... (Below threshold)
Trajan:

"Everything is beeeaaauuuuuuuutiful
In its own waaaaayyyyyyyyyy"

In yet another scoop, a Fox... (Below threshold)

In yet another scoop, a Fox News camera captures exclusive footage of Michelle Obama transporting down from her Goa'uld Mothership in orbit above the White House.

Michelle mis-hears the inst... (Below threshold)
murgatroyd:

Michelle mis-hears the instructions, and opens a can of hoop-ass on the media.

FLOTUS: "I don't need no s... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

FLOTUS: "I don't need no stinkin' dignity. We won. Now, watch my ass!"

The wheels on the bus go ro... (Below threshold)
Sputum:

The wheels on the bus go round and round...

"Invisible fat ass"... (Below threshold)
Saterp:

"Invisible fat ass"

Cue up "Twilight Zone" type... (Below threshold)
ac:

Cue up "Twilight Zone" type music as MO beckons in a slightly Bela Lugosi like voice:
Come my children, my precious ones. Watch my magic hips and repeat after me; "Barack Hussein Obama mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm, Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm........."

INTRODUCING MISS SATURN DOI... (Below threshold)
Flu-Bird:

INTRODUCING MISS SATURN DOING HER VERSION PATTICAKE

Obama's daughter finger - "... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama's daughter finger - "Daddy look at that big round plastic hollow thingie with a hole in the middle"

Obama - "It isn't nice to talk about your mother like that"

One of these things is roun... (Below threshold)
retired military:

One of these things is round, hollow, made of plastic, and has an IQ of zero.

The other is a hula hoop.

I know this makes my ass lo... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

I know this makes my ass look as big this biker belt but I don't care, hence this stupid dope smoking grin.

(Seriously, what else can explain her fashion sense, besides crack...)

A new take on Circular Logi... (Below threshold)
Marc:

A new take on Circular Logic.

The Empress's New Hoop Skir... (Below threshold)

The Empress's New Hoop Skirt

On the stimulus diet plan I... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

On the stimulus diet plan I lost or didn't gain 50 pounds in the last 9 months.

"Its Bush's fault We inheri... (Below threshold)
914:

"Its Bush's fault We inherited this hole!"

"Ive never been so unproud ... (Below threshold)
914:

"Ive never been so unproud of plastic toys."

Soldiers are dying in Afgha... (Below threshold)
MjM:

Soldiers are dying in Afghanistan and all I got was this stupid hoop.

Michelle takes hold of the ... (Below threshold)
MjM:

Michelle takes hold of the newly created position, Heads of State Gift Tester, US DOS.

Michelle Obama participates... (Below threshold)

Michelle Obama participates in a demonstration of the "Wham-O Totally Tubular Mobile Missile Defense System" which is to be deployed by the U S in Europe by 2016. President Obama stated at the event, "This will show the world the depth of my commitment to protecting Americas allies. It's simple, effective, and heck, even the Polish people should be able to use them."

FLOTUS is the model for a n... (Below threshold)
SkepticalOne:

FLOTUS is the model for a new and improved Jar Jar Binks, now able to use children's toys. Continuing in the Jar Jar Binks style of clothing these fashions will be available at J Crew with kickbacks going to Michelle.

"I told you my ass would fi... (Below threshold)

"I told you my ass would fit in a hula hoop. Pay up Rham."

Lard of the Rings... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Lard of the Rings

Fattica.. There are no jean... (Below threshold)
MagicalPat:

Fattica.. There are no jeans for Michelle Obama

Contestant: I'll take "Thin... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Contestant: I'll take "Things they don't do in da 'hood" for 500, Alex.

Truly, the Obamas are the h... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Truly, the Obamas are the heirs to Camelot.

We brought class to the Whi... (Below threshold)
Madalyn:

We brought class to the White House. Granted it's all LOW, but it's still class.
Madalyn

Barack: "If you moved your ... (Below threshold)

Barack: "If you moved your hips like that all the time I wouldn't have to run off to see Oprah."

Conservatives being crude, ... (Below threshold)
cat007 Author Profile Page:

Conservatives being crude, big surprise. Saying ugly things about the first lady, I think our enemies like to do that. It's hard to tell who the real enemy is. People like to talk about love of country and patriotism, but they sure have a funny way of showing it. Basically we just have a bunch of pigs in this country that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, and I'm here to you that you're full of shit. Is that gross enough for you?

A stupe in a hoop</p... (Below threshold)
914:

A stupe in a hoop

There you go! Just balance... (Below threshold)
Moonbat:

There you go! Just balance it on the big back shelf and wiggle the front.

Hey, Michelle, with this te... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Hey, Michelle, with this telescope I can see a ring circling Uranus.

Leave Michelle and her toil... (Below threshold)
CAT007:

Leave Michelle and her toilet alone.

(reply to comment #117 cat0... (Below threshold)

(reply to comment #117 cat007)
Rahm,
Go home. You're drunk.

It's all about the O....</p... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

It's all about the O....

Now I've seen everything, l... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

Now I've seen everything, lipstick on a pig and a hula hoop on a donkey.

That's nowhere near the big... (Below threshold)

That's nowhere near the biggest ass in Washington.

"I just put on the ring and... (Below threshold)

"I just put on the ring and say --

No bright ideas,
for blackest knight,
all evil will exude delight.

Let those who denigrate,
Socialism -- aight,
kiss my derriere,
the Green Slattern's blight.

White House photo depicting... (Below threshold)
JATj:

White House photo depicting Mrs. O hula-hooping failed to photoshop out the yellow poll that actually supports the hoop. Yes folks - it's another fake.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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