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Comments (123)
"Someone hand me a beer bot... (Below threshold)1. Posted by JLawson | October 23, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Someone hand me a beer bottle. Hey, ya'll, watch this! I can hula-hoop AND pop a bottle cap at the same time!"
1. Posted by JLawson | October 23, 2009 7:25 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:25
2. Posted by tomg51 | October 23, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grrrrl
2. Posted by tomg51 | October 23, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:26
3. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can she stand on her head too?
3. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:26
4. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's 'O' for Obama. Get it?
4. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:26
5. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
The arms may be good, but the hips need some work.
5. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:27
6. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I think Michelle's vying against Oprah for Obama's attention has finally gotten out of hand.
6. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:28
7. Posted by tomg51 | October 23, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
The Green Energy ring provides the heat for one bedroom
7. Posted by tomg51 | October 23, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:28
8. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Fox news was not allowed to cover this breaking story.
8. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:28
9. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Center ring at Obama's Dingling Brothers circus.
9. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:29 AM |
Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:29
10. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
The Obama's hulu, while Afghanistan burns.
10. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:29 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:29
11. Posted by serpent | October 23, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
For the first time in her life Ms. Obama is proud of the hula hoop.
11. Posted by serpent | October 23, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:30
12. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hulaprompter
12. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:30
13. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
I think I see the next Nobel Prize winner.
13. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:30
14. Posted by serpent | October 23, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Ms. Obama shows her technique on her recently purchased $2,300 hula hoop.
14. Posted by serpent | October 23, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:32
15. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 7:39 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
The Secret Service must insist that she wear that monster titanium kevlar belt for protection right? What other explanation could there be?
15. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 7:39 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:39
16. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"Yes dear, it does make your butt look fat."
16. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:40
17. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 42 (42 votes cast)
Lessee, A lot of frantic action... good spin control... results in only going in circles... Yep. We're at the Whitehouse.
17. Posted by rodney dill | October 23, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 42 (42 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:41
18. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Look! This revolves around me too, just like the universe!
18. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:43
19. Posted by Stopthepresses2 | October 23, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Michelle Obama starts new fashion trend. Boob support belt and see-thru hoop shirt.
19. Posted by Stopthepresses2 | October 23, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:43
20. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mao Zedong and Mother Theresa taught her everything she knows about hula.
20. Posted by fustian | October 23, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:44
21. Posted by Stephan | October 23, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 35 (37 votes cast)
And just like her husband before her, Michelle found that her halo had begun to slip.
21. Posted by Stephan | October 23, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 35 (37 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:45
22. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 23, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The newest series from Heidi Klum:
Project Runway Disasters
22. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 23, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:46
23. Posted by iwogisdead | October 23, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Following months of speculation, Michelle Obama proves to White House reporters that her ass really will fit inside a standard hula hoop.
23. Posted by iwogisdead | October 23, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:46
24. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 23, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The MSM revisit the blackness question of the Obama's when Michelle has a bad case of white man overbite white trying to boogie.
24. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 23, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:48
25. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 23, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The MSM revisit the blackness question of the Obama's when Michelle has a bad case of white man overbite while trying to boogie.
25. Posted by Jumpinjoe | October 23, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:50
26. Posted by Stopthepresses2 | October 23, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Reporters at Michelle Obama's exercise session become confused, when while Ms. Obama was working out, they heard her exclaim "My South shall rise again." Not realizing she was working on firming up her buttocks.
26. Posted by Stopthepresses2 | October 23, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:53
27. Posted by Timmer | October 23, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...? ...?!! Between the outfit and the activity, I'm just sort of speechless.
27. Posted by Timmer | October 23, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 07:58
28. Posted by CDR M | October 23, 2009 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is my halo falling?
28. Posted by CDR M | October 23, 2009 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:02
29. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 8:03 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Using her secret force field belt made hula hooping a piece of cake...
29. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 8:03 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:03
30. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 23, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Circle Jerk
30. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 23, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:06
31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 23, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Does this make me look like Saturn?
31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 23, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:08
32. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 23, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am proud of my hips.
32. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 23, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:10
33. Posted by iwogisdead | October 23, 2009 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In response to reporters' questions about her husband's falling approval ratings, Michelle Obama demonstrates proper hula hoop technique.
33. Posted by iwogisdead | October 23, 2009 8:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:12
34. Posted by MagicalPat | October 23, 2009 8:20 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Sash For Plumpers!
34. Posted by MagicalPat | October 23, 2009 8:20 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:20
35. Posted by MagicalPat | October 23, 2009 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even a Hula Hoop is afraid to get too close to Michelle Obama.
35. Posted by MagicalPat | October 23, 2009 8:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:24
36. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 23, 2009 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Women's Wear Daily says layering bracelets and belts are the height of fashion this year, unfortunately Michelle Obama can't quite pull it off.
36. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 23, 2009 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:32
37. Posted by Joe Miller | October 23, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After I get Wonder Woman's magic lasso, my outfit will be complete.
37. Posted by Joe Miller | October 23, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:34
38. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 23, 2009 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Does she have 'bun in the oven' or is it all those special White House dinners?
38. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 23, 2009 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:34
39. Posted by serpent | October 23, 2009 8:35 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Picture taken sometime during the second hour of the First Lady's presentation to the International Olympic Committee.
39. Posted by serpent | October 23, 2009 8:35 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:35
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 23, 2009 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Just like her husband, Michelle Obama thinks everything revolves around her.
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 23, 2009 8:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:36
41. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 23, 2009 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WWF Championship Belt proves its value once again, this time aiding in the White House Hula Hoop competition.
41. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 23, 2009 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:37
42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 23, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
A day later the White House savaged Whammo for its rejection of Obama's proposed public option for toy purchases.
42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 23, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:44
43. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 23, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
For her next trick, Michelle will eat an apple through a picket fence.
43. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 23, 2009 8:45 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:45
44. Posted by Falze | October 23, 2009 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, she really needs a few more assistants.
44. Posted by Falze | October 23, 2009 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:49
45. Posted by MagicalPat | October 23, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hula Dupe
45. Posted by MagicalPat | October 23, 2009 8:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:52
46. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2009 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Carla Bruni snickers.
46. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2009 8:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:53
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 23, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Blacks nationwide in shock over Michelle Obama's 'white man's overbite' photo.
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 23, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 08:55
48. Posted by Brad | October 23, 2009 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
In what my be a remarkable display of foreshadowing her husband's administration, Michelle Obama reminds us it was an O-ring that brought down the Challenger shuttle.
48. Posted by Brad | October 23, 2009 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:01
49. Posted by Sabba Hillel | October 23, 2009 9:01 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mrs. Obama shows what she did to earn her $300,00 salary at the University of Chicago Hospitals.
49. Posted by Sabba Hillel | October 23, 2009 9:01 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:01
50. Posted by Jeff | October 23, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I hope Barack is not upset that I will miss his speech to be on FOX's "Hoola-Hoopin With the Stars".
50. Posted by Jeff | October 23, 2009 9:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:12
51. Posted by J | October 23, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Why does she insist on tying up her breasts? Perhaps the menopause "everything is sinking to the ground on my body" syndrom has set in.
51. Posted by J | October 23, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:13
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 23, 2009 9:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Michelle Obabma is not quite as good at gyrations as her husband.
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 23, 2009 9:17 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:17
53. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
HI! Anthony Sullivan here for BETTER SWEATER. Don't you hate it when your sweater flies up when doing simple daily tasks like Hula Hooping? Using our patented Ultra Wide, One-Size-Fits-All BETTER SWEATER BELT ends that problem forever! BUT WAIT, There's more, order now and we will throw in FREE HEALTH CARE! (just pay separate income, SSI and other taxes to be assessed later) Here's how to order....
53. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 9:19 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:19
54. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 9:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Fearing that belt could let go at any time, Onlookers keep a safe distance....
54. Posted by IowaRight | October 23, 2009 9:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:25
55. Posted by Clancy | October 23, 2009 9:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
CNN: In a stunning display of althletic prowess, the world's most beautiful woman demonstrates how she first attracted the attention of her Hawaiian born husband.
55. Posted by Clancy | October 23, 2009 9:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:25
56. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 23, 2009 9:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle Obama shows the world that her enormous ass does actually fit through a hula hoop.
56. Posted by P. Bunyan | October 23, 2009 9:25 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:25
57. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 23, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
ummm....uhhhh..For my next trick...uh, uhhhhh...I,umm, ummmm,uh... Barack the Magnificent, um, uh, ummm, uhhhh... will now...uhhhhhh, um, uh, uh, ummm... levitate this ordinary hula hoop around...
57. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 23, 2009 9:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:29
58. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 23, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
World News Weakly headline-
Michelle Preggers -
Space Alien's Child.
story page 13
58. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 23, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:31
59. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 23, 2009 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
World News Weakly headline-
Michelle Dispels Rumors Barack a "Nancy-boy",
more pictures of the First Bump inside.
story page 13
59. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 23, 2009 9:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:44
60. Posted by billburz | October 23, 2009 9:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
News Flash: Obama's Halo grows and goes down, Michele smiles!
60. Posted by billburz | October 23, 2009 9:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:53
61. Posted by WildWillie | October 23, 2009 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"I am finally proud of my hips." ww
61. Posted by WildWillie | October 23, 2009 9:59 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 09:59
62. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 23, 2009 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She looks pregnant to me. Should she be doing this?
62. Posted by SILVER BULLET | October 23, 2009 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 10:19
63. Posted by FPC | October 23, 2009 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Facing criticism, Michelle shows the press that she does have a circle of trust.
63. Posted by FPC | October 23, 2009 10:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 10:23
64. Posted by FPC | October 23, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Using her butt to represent the Sun, Michelle shows children how the gravity of massive objects affect the orbit of comets.
64. Posted by FPC | October 23, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 10:31
65. Posted by Hermoine | October 23, 2009 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ring Around The Rose Garden
65. Posted by Hermoine | October 23, 2009 10:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 10:32
66. Posted by Jennifer | October 23, 2009 10:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Time to get a clothing czar.
66. Posted by Jennifer | October 23, 2009 10:34 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 10:34
67. Posted by Hodink | October 23, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
"That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh."
67. Posted by Hodink | October 23, 2009 10:50 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 10:50
68. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 23, 2009 10:57 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"I like coffee, I like tea..I can't believe so many voted for Barry and me."
68. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 23, 2009 10:57 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 10:57
69. Posted by JustRuss | October 23, 2009 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Press were ecstatic to report a "baby bump".
69. Posted by JustRuss | October 23, 2009 11:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 11:10
70. Posted by Dad Bones | October 23, 2009 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't laugh! It works on Barack.
70. Posted by Dad Bones | October 23, 2009 11:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 11:33
71. Posted by Indoctrinator | October 23, 2009 11:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama.
71. Posted by Indoctrinator | October 23, 2009 11:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 11:47
72. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 23, 2009 11:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Look, even my ass has a halo.
72. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 23, 2009 11:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 11:48
73. Posted by _Mike_ | October 23, 2009 11:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"See it! See it! Right there! Michelle is magically levitating that ring!" - Chris Matthews
73. Posted by _Mike_ | October 23, 2009 11:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 11:55
74. Posted by 914 | October 23, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She looks right at home in that WHAMO! dog collar.
74. Posted by 914 | October 23, 2009 12:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 12:00
75. Posted by proof | October 23, 2009 12:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Because nothing says "classy dresser" like wearing your big ass biker belt over your sweater!
75. Posted by proof | October 23, 2009 12:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 12:07
76. Posted by 914 | October 23, 2009 12:10 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
No matter how many times the spin cycle is ran, Hope and change = 13% unemployment just does'nt wash anymore.
76. Posted by 914 | October 23, 2009 12:10 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 12:10
77. Posted by Speller | October 23, 2009 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is has been a message from the Obama administration to the American people:
You're wholly HOOPED now.
or
Onlookers were wowed today as Michelle Obama did here best impression of the Gas Giant Saturn.
77. Posted by Speller | October 23, 2009 12:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 12:35
78. Posted by Clay | October 23, 2009 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat? Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
78. Posted by Clay | October 23, 2009 12:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 12:37
79. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 23, 2009 12:41 PM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Vicious circle.
79. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 23, 2009 12:41 PM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 12:41
80. Posted by sanssoucy | October 23, 2009 12:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
On Klingon it's called the "O'qleth", apparently.
80. Posted by sanssoucy | October 23, 2009 12:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 12:44
81. Posted by The Whistler | October 23, 2009 2:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I used to have an overbite.
81. Posted by The Whistler | October 23, 2009 2:09 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 14:09
82. Posted by Trajan | October 23, 2009 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bracky gonna love my booty when it get
Dissssss Big..............
82. Posted by Trajan | October 23, 2009 2:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 14:35
83. Posted by Trajan | October 23, 2009 2:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
First lady demonstrates how diaphragms are
safe contraceptives......and will be covered
under Obamacare.
83. Posted by Trajan | October 23, 2009 2:40 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 14:40
84. Posted by Trajan | October 23, 2009 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FLOTUS displays Versace anti-gravity belt,
suspending mood ring for a full hour. White
House bristles as FOXNEWS cries "HOAX"!
84. Posted by Trajan | October 23, 2009 2:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 14:56
85. Posted by Trajan | October 23, 2009 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Everything is beeeaaauuuuuuuutiful
In its own waaaaayyyyyyyyyy"
85. Posted by Trajan | October 23, 2009 3:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2009 15:02
86. Posted by Mr. Right | October 23, 2009 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In yet another scoop, a Fox News camera captures exclusive footage of Michelle Obama transporting down from her Goa'uld Mothership in orbit above the White House.
86. Posted by Mr. Right | October 23, 2009 3:19 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 15:19
87. Posted by murgatroyd | October 23, 2009 3:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle mis-hears the instructions, and opens a can of hoop-ass on the media.
87. Posted by murgatroyd | October 23, 2009 3:26 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 15:26
88. Posted by twolaneflash | October 23, 2009 4:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
FLOTUS: "I don't need no stinkin' dignity. We won. Now, watch my ass!"
88. Posted by twolaneflash | October 23, 2009 4:04 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 16:04
89. Posted by Sputum | October 23, 2009 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The wheels on the bus go round and round...
89. Posted by Sputum | October 23, 2009 4:32 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 16:32
90. Posted by Saterp | October 23, 2009 5:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Invisible fat ass"
90. Posted by Saterp | October 23, 2009 5:36 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 17:36
91. Posted by ac | October 23, 2009 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cue up "Twilight Zone" type music as MO beckons in a slightly Bela Lugosi like voice:
Come my children, my precious ones. Watch my magic hips and repeat after me; "Barack Hussein Obama mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm, Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm........."
91. Posted by ac | October 23, 2009 5:44 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 17:44
92. Posted by Flu-Bird | October 23, 2009 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
INTRODUCING MISS SATURN DOING HER VERSION PATTICAKE
92. Posted by Flu-Bird | October 23, 2009 5:52 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 17:52
93. Posted by retired military | October 23, 2009 7:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's daughter finger - "Daddy look at that big round plastic hollow thingie with a hole in the middle"
Obama - "It isn't nice to talk about your mother like that"
93. Posted by retired military | October 23, 2009 7:05 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 19:05
94. Posted by retired military | October 23, 2009 7:07 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
One of these things is round, hollow, made of plastic, and has an IQ of zero.
The other is a hula hoop.
94. Posted by retired military | October 23, 2009 7:07 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 19:07
95. Posted by Gmac | October 23, 2009 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know this makes my ass look as big this biker belt but I don't care, hence this stupid dope smoking grin.
(Seriously, what else can explain her fashion sense, besides crack...)
95. Posted by Gmac | October 23, 2009 7:10 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 19:10
96. Posted by Marc | October 23, 2009 8:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A new take on Circular Logic.
96. Posted by Marc | October 23, 2009 8:06 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 20:06
97. Posted by Matteo | October 23, 2009 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Empress's New Hoop Skirt
97. Posted by Matteo | October 23, 2009 8:08 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 20:08
98. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 23, 2009 9:07 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
On the stimulus diet plan I lost or didn't gain 50 pounds in the last 9 months.
98. Posted by Mac Lorry | October 23, 2009 9:07 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 21:07
99. Posted by 914 | October 23, 2009 11:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Its Bush's fault We inherited this hole!"
99. Posted by 914 | October 23, 2009 11:54 PM |
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Posted on October 23, 2009 23:54
100. Posted by 914 | October 24, 2009 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ive never been so unproud of plastic toys."
100. Posted by 914 | October 24, 2009 12:02 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 00:02
101. Posted by MjM | October 24, 2009 12:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Soldiers are dying in Afghanistan and all I got was this stupid hoop.
101. Posted by MjM | October 24, 2009 12:19 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 00:19
102. Posted by MjM | October 24, 2009 12:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle takes hold of the newly created position, Heads of State Gift Tester, US DOS.
102. Posted by MjM | October 24, 2009 12:25 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 00:25
103. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 24, 2009 4:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle Obama participates in a demonstration of the "Wham-O Totally Tubular Mobile Missile Defense System" which is to be deployed by the U S in Europe by 2016. President Obama stated at the event, "This will show the world the depth of my commitment to protecting Americas allies. It's simple, effective, and heck, even the Polish people should be able to use them."
103. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 24, 2009 4:55 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 04:55
104. Posted by SkepticalOne | October 24, 2009 5:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FLOTUS is the model for a new and improved Jar Jar Binks, now able to use children's toys. Continuing in the Jar Jar Binks style of clothing these fashions will be available at J Crew with kickbacks going to Michelle.
104. Posted by SkepticalOne | October 24, 2009 5:24 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 05:24
105. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 24, 2009 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I told you my ass would fit in a hula hoop. Pay up Rham."
105. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 24, 2009 8:43 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 08:43
106. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2009 9:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Lard of the Rings
106. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2009 9:52 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 09:52
107. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2009 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fattica.. There are no jeans for Michelle Obama
107. Posted by MagicalPat | October 24, 2009 9:56 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 09:56
108. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2009 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Contestant: I'll take "Things they don't do in da 'hood" for 500, Alex.
108. Posted by Spike | October 24, 2009 10:45 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 10:45
109. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2009 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Truly, the Obamas are the heirs to Camelot.
109. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 24, 2009 11:08 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 11:08
110. Posted by Madalyn | October 24, 2009 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We brought class to the White House. Granted it's all LOW, but it's still class.
Madalyn
110. Posted by Madalyn | October 24, 2009 11:49 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 11:49
111. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2009 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack: "If you moved your hips like that all the time I wouldn't have to run off to see Oprah."
111. Posted by rodney dill | October 24, 2009 12:50 PM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 12:50
112. Posted by cat007
| October 24, 2009 12:55 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Conservatives being crude, big surprise. Saying ugly things about the first lady, I think our enemies like to do that. It's hard to tell who the real enemy is. People like to talk about love of country and patriotism, but they sure have a funny way of showing it. Basically we just have a bunch of pigs in this country that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, and I'm here to you that you're full of shit. Is that gross enough for you?
112. Posted by cat007
| October 24, 2009 12:55 PM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2009 12:55
113. Posted by 914 | October 24, 2009 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A stupe in a hoop
113. Posted by 914 | October 24, 2009 1:56 PM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 13:56
114. Posted by Moonbat | October 24, 2009 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There you go! Just balance it on the big back shelf and wiggle the front.
114. Posted by Moonbat | October 24, 2009 4:22 PM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 16:22
115. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 24, 2009 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Michelle, with this telescope I can see a ring circling Uranus.
115. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | October 24, 2009 6:55 PM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 18:55
116. Posted by CAT007 | October 24, 2009 7:19 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Leave Michelle and her toilet alone.
116. Posted by CAT007 | October 24, 2009 7:19 PM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 19:19
117. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 24, 2009 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(reply to comment #117 cat007)
Rahm,
Go home. You're drunk.
117. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | October 24, 2009 9:50 PM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 21:50
118. Posted by Faith+1 | October 24, 2009 11:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's all about the O....
118. Posted by Faith+1 | October 24, 2009 11:08 PM |
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Posted on October 24, 2009 23:08
119. Posted by Prairie | October 25, 2009 7:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Now I've seen everything, lipstick on a pig and a hula hoop on a donkey.
119. Posted by Prairie | October 25, 2009 7:23 AM |
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Posted on October 25, 2009 07:23
120. Posted by rodney dill | October 25, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's nowhere near the biggest ass in Washington.
120. Posted by rodney dill | October 25, 2009 9:05 AM |
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Posted on October 25, 2009 09:05
121. Posted by rodney dill | October 25, 2009 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I just put on the ring and say --
No bright ideas,
for blackest knight,
all evil will exude delight.
Let those who denigrate,
Socialism -- aight,
kiss my derriere,
the Green Slattern's blight.
121. Posted by rodney dill | October 25, 2009 9:30 AM |
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Posted on October 25, 2009 09:30
122. Posted by JATj | October 25, 2009 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
White House photo depicting Mrs. O hula-hooping failed to photoshop out the yellow poll that actually supports the hoop. Yes folks - it's another fake.
122. Posted by JATj | October 25, 2009 12:08 PM |
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Posted on October 25, 2009 12:08
123. Posted by Kevin
| October 26, 2009 12:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
123. Posted by Kevin
| October 26, 2009 12:48 AM |
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Posted on October 26, 2009 00:48