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Police in Russia have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing a man, eating part of the body and selling other parts to a kebab shop.The men were held in the city of Perm, some 1,400km (870 miles) east of Moscow, local investigators said.
Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the 25-year-old victim out of "personal hostility".
It was not clear when the incident occurred. The men - who have not been named - have been charged with murder.
The investigators said on Friday that the body of the man had been found in a forested area near a public transport stop in Perm.
They said the three men attacked their victim with knives and a hammer.
"After carrying out the attack, the corpse was dismembered. Part of it was eaten and part was also sold to a kebab and pie kiosk," their statement said.
It was not immediately clear if any customers had been served.
Eat up!
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"Personal hostility." Thank... (Below threshold)1. Posted by BlogDog | November 21, 2009 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Personal hostility." Thank goodness it wasn't a "hate crime" or they'd REALLY be in trouble for killing, cooking and eating the guy!
1. Posted by BlogDog | November 21, 2009 9:19 AM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 09:19
2. Posted by 914 | November 21, 2009 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It was not immediately clear if any customers had been served"
A slice of muscle pie with vodka sounds kind of tasty.
2. Posted by 914 | November 21, 2009 10:26 AM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 10:26
3. Posted by bobdog | November 21, 2009 10:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The secret is the marinade.
3. Posted by bobdog | November 21, 2009 10:48 AM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 10:48
4. Posted by GarandFan | November 21, 2009 10:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Well that gives new meaning to the phrase "I'll have some white meat".
4. Posted by GarandFan | November 21, 2009 10:50 AM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 10:50
5. Posted by Flu-Bird | November 21, 2009 10:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just wait for PETA to get wind of this their going to send their dumb vegetarian starter kits to those three
5. Posted by Flu-Bird | November 21, 2009 10:53 AM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 10:53
6. Posted by Upset Old Guy | November 21, 2009 11:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In this case PETA wouldn't be wrong, meat was murder.
From an advertising viewpoint, this highlights the inherent problem i've always had with statements like "two all meat patties". Always insist on a species being identification.
And for when you're in the marketplace, if in doubt - ask for a wing.
6. Posted by Upset Old Guy | November 21, 2009 11:05 AM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 11:05
7. Posted by JustRuss IT1(SW) USN [reitred] | November 21, 2009 11:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Next time Mrs Lovett try the priest, its really good.
7. Posted by JustRuss IT1(SW) USN [reitred] | November 21, 2009 11:26 AM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 11:26
8. Posted by Nancy's Nazi | November 21, 2009 11:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gives a new meaning to "mincemeat pie"
(BELCH)
excuse me
8. Posted by Nancy's Nazi | November 21, 2009 11:59 AM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 11:59
9. Posted by 914 | November 21, 2009 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder how deep fried tendonloins with blood gravy would go over?
9. Posted by 914 | November 21, 2009 12:17 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 12:17
10. Posted by Burt | November 21, 2009 12:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I can understand the attraction of the 'free-range' meats, however, I prefer my protein raised in a more controlled environment. think Eloi. I would think there could be a very gamey flavor in this particular case. Possibly the advanced age would also lend itself to a toughened texture.
10. Posted by Burt | November 21, 2009 12:59 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 12:59
11. Posted by Eneils Bailey | November 21, 2009 1:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Could I have one commie kebab special on a stick with red sauce?
11. Posted by Eneils Bailey | November 21, 2009 1:04 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 13:04
12. Posted by James H | November 21, 2009 2:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm surprised they didn't turn themselves in. I mean, if I'd done that, it'd be eating away at me ....
12. Posted by James H | November 21, 2009 2:56 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 14:56
13. Posted by 914 | November 21, 2009 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ha ha, bite Your tounge James H..
13. Posted by 914 | November 21, 2009 4:17 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2009 16:17