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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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President Obama on the golf course


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


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"Hmmmm.... I wonder if Elin... (Below threshold)

"Hmmmm.... I wonder if Elin wants to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom."

Since starting to use clima... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Since starting to use climatologists to calculate his score, President Obama has suddenly found that he can shoot well below par every time he plays golf.

6 Iron... (Below threshold)

6 Iron

"You're still away."... (Below threshold)

"You're still away."

Creating and/or saving Cadd... (Below threshold)

Creating and/or saving Caddies' jobs

President Obama has clarifi... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

President Obama has clarified that, although he hits a weak slice from the tee, it's George Bush's fault.

MacArthur had his corn cob ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

MacArthur had his corn cob pipe, Patton his riding crop, Obama...

Elin opened a can of whoop ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Elin opened a can of whoop ass on Tiger and Palin is going to open a can of whoop ass on Obama.

Applying his Afganistan str... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Applying his Afganistan strategy to his golf game, Obama commits to playing a round, but only up to 72 shots, then he leaves the course...

"Well Mr. President how man... (Below threshold)

"Well Mr. President how many pars have you created and/or saved today?"

Obama: "This war... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Obama:

"This war thing really isn't that hard. You put a date in the calendar for leaving, and then you hit the links"

Obama started wearing sungl... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama started wearing sunglasses shortly after asking Michelle if he looked anything like Tiger Woods.

Obama was proud of his 6 ha... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama was proud of his 6 handicap until someone explained that a handicap was not how many holes you had left once you had 72 strokes.

In Obama's case, a red cap ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

In Obama's case, a red cap with gold hammer and sickle is always the perfect complement.

When Obama said he had to t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When Obama said he had to take 10 mulligans, noone knew if he was talking about his golf game or his Afghanistan strategy.

His friend Tiger has been s... (Below threshold)
fustian:

His friend Tiger has been showing him how to score.

Tigerlite asked, "If Michel... (Below threshold)
Joe:

Tigerlite asked, "If Michelle comes at me with a 5 iron will the secret service protect me?"

"Is that the nuclear launch... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"Is that the nuclear launch code in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?", Chris "I've got a tingle" Mathews.

He was playing with family ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

He was playing with family friend Elie, but she seems to have lost control of her 9 iron and gone into the Woods again.

Michelle said in her Prince... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Michelle said in her Princeton thesis that these score-card thingys are inherently racist. Don't need to worry about card-number, as the affirmative action committee will take "all circumstances" into account. Just like law school.

Note: Usual class envy rule... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Note: Usual class envy rules do not apply.

Girls: Are those Bugle Boy ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Girls: Are those Bugle Boy shorts you're wearing?

Obama: Did you just say Boy?

After his Afganistan speech... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

After his Afganistan speech, Obama was distressed to find that McCrystal had stolen half his clubs...

Comparision between Obama a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Comparision between Obama and Tiger Woods

TIger - first number 1 African American golfer in the world.

Obama- first African American president in the US.

Tiger - became rich through long hours of hardwork, and professional skill.

Obama - bought and paid for many times over.

Tiger - married to a white woman and has had (apparantly affairs with many white women)

Obama - screws the white man (and woman) every chance he gets.

Tiger - If the news lately due to his marriage

Obama - On the news every day because he likes to see himself there.

Tiger - may lose $300 million in a divorce

Obama - May lose the entire US Economy.

Obama's having another bad ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama's having another bad day on the links.

Apparently it's Bush's fault.

"I smell varmint poontang..... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"I smell varmint poontang..."

To the country's detriment,... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

To the country's detriment, Obama only recognizes a single definition for 'bogey.'

It's the pinko shankapotoma... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's the pinko shankapotomas in its natural environment.

Where's a golf czar when yo... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Where's a golf czar when you need one?

If only Michelle were adept... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

If only Michelle were adept with a club as Elin.

Obama is wishing his golf s... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama is wishing his golf score would track his popularity.

Look at it this way. We rea... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Look at it this way. We really want this guy playing golf.

Every minute he's out there playing golf is a minute he's not spending our money.

Ahmadinejad: Is that a jizy... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ahmadinejad: Is that a jizyah in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Just another day at the off... (Below threshold)

Just another day at the office.

Seriously contemplating dep... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Seriously contemplating deployment.

Obama ponders having Geithn... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama ponders having Geithner meet with those Climate "Science" guys. They really know how to hide the decline.

Sinister.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Sinister.

Putz.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Putz.

During the campaign Robert ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

During the campaign Robert Gibbs said that Obama "is capable of doing more than one thing at a time"; but who would have guessed that he could replace Tiger Woods on the golf circuit and still hold an unprecedented jobs summit.

Reporter - "How do you thin... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Reporter - "How do you think history will veiw your presidency?"

Obama - "Well I think they should score my presidency like my golf game:

-5 strokes for my poor upbringing

-235 strokes for affirmative action

-12 strokes for my facial features.

-15 strokes for my brainpower

-22 strokes for my muscular physique

-10 strokes for my open views towards communism, socialism, and antiwhite attitudes.

-25 strokes for my great leadership abilities

-19 strokes for my modesty

So I should still score about 20 above par"

Apparently, none of Obama's... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Apparently, none of Obama's raw scores are available. Only the "value-added" numbers have been kept.

After hearing negative comp... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

After hearing negative comparisons to Bush's short time spent on the golf course, the White House issued a statement that President Obama is unprecedented at multi-tasking.

Obama was dismayed after le... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama was dismayed after learning that being 57 strokes above par in golf was not a good thing.

In socialist golf, everyone... (Below threshold)
fustian:

In socialist golf, everyone ends up with the same score.

Like this president I'm dra... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Like this president I'm drawing a blank captioning this photo.

I'm definitely too sexy for... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I'm definitely too sexy for these shoes.

"Hey, Rahm. I told your Tig... (Below threshold)
Poole:

"Hey, Rahm. I told your Tiger Woods joke to Michelle last night. Did you notice I'm wearing sunglasses, Rahm? Did you notice I'm limping, Rahm? Care to guess who's about to meet the underside of a bus, Rahm?"

Obama relieves tension afte... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama relieves tension after visiting West Point, otherwise known to liberals as 'The Enemy Camp.'

At last something he can do... (Below threshold)

At last something he can do above par.

Obama stages photo-op to pr... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Obama stages photo-op to prove he is "on course"

Play Golf they said . . grr... (Below threshold)
griff:

Play Golf they said . . grrrr . . People will think you are nice and trustworthy like Tiger they said . . grrrr . . Give the speech at West Point they said . . grrrr . .

People always talk about Mi... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

People always talk about Michelle's arms, probably because the President has the better looking legs in the family.

Obama has been on this hole... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama has been on this hole for the last three hours. He's putting together a deliberative process to decide whether to lay up or go for the green.

"Ball in water no problem a... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"Ball in water no problem a little closer and I will raise my hands and separate the waters so I won't have to take a penalty"!

Americans: I think I have s... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Americans: I think I have some change in my pocket for you. I left hope in my other pants.

It's clear Obama's lower ba... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's clear Obama's lower back has been giving him trouble today.

Too much bowing.

Never up, Never in... (Below threshold)

Never up, Never in

Obama tweaks Hugo Chavez</p... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Obama tweaks Hugo Chavez

Gee, I wonder if my putter ... (Below threshold)
Michael Hamm:

Gee, I wonder if my putter can score in another hole just like Tiger?

Don't worry. My new WPA 'ba... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't worry. My new WPA 'ball retriever' program is about to go into effect.

A Brassie shows up and Tige... (Below threshold)
pibill:

A Brassie shows up and Tiger's in the mood for some Spoonin'. He gets his Niblick in the wrong Wedge, the missus finds out and gives him a Mashie--

Maybe a bump and run here o... (Below threshold)
Vagabond:

Maybe a bump and run here or just-Squirrel?

Mcchrystal, Mcchrystal..nev... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Mcchrystal, Mcchrystal..never heard of him...Why?

"Some people call it a golf... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Some people call it a golf club. I call it a sceptre."

Obama decides that he can p... (Below threshold)
Sabba Hillel:

Obama decides that he can play all four balls of the "foursome" himself.

"Remember. no one else is a... (Below threshold)
Sabba Hillel:

"Remember. no one else is allowed on the course until I finish playing my solitaire round".

Tiger Jackson... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Tiger Jackson

"A dithering we go, a dithe... (Below threshold)
Strick:

"A dithering we go, a dithering we go...
Hi-ho the derry-o,
A dithering we go."

Castro loves baseball.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Castro loves baseball.

Voting "Present".... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Voting "Present".

"Barack noticed how much ea... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Barack noticed how much easier it was to walk in these shorts, now that Michelle is carrying the balls in the family...."

"Some people call it 'diter... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Some people call it 'ditering'; I call it playing with myself".

Secret Service code name fo... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Secret Service code name for the golf course: Strokenhaven.

Obama: "I sure hope Dick Ch... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Obama: "I sure hope Dick Cheney isn't gunning for birdies anywhere near here."

Ooops. # 72..."dithering"</... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Ooops. # 72..."dithering"

"Poor me; I'm having to hit... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Poor me; I'm having to hit Bush's ball out of the sand trap".

Like the Obama administrati... (Below threshold)

Like the Obama administration, it's just one bad lie after another!

"Let's see. TOTUS says I sh... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Let's see. TOTUS says I should use my putter for the next shot. What else does it say-Oh yes-Act..like...I...have...a...clue..."

♬He studies... (Below threshold)


He studies Political science, loves the praise of masses,
we gotta crazy world leader, who wears dark glasses,
Socialism's growing great, with the economy in tatters

He's defining us 'not-right'
Good 100-day grades.
Teleprompter light so bright
He's Gotta wear shades.

'had ACORN working, for voter registration,
A Stimulus here and there, just shows that he cares,
says, "Economy's going great, -- Obamacare will be better."

'but the deficit's a blight,
they'll be more taxes to be paid.
This guy is not so bright,
but still he wears shades.

Terrorists, give it a rest, he gotta Nobel peace prize,
but Iran's got nuclear techies, and X-ray guys,
Obama's Afghan surge is late, and he plans it as a quitter.

Still Obama shows no might
and we should be afraid.
If he don't get this right
we'll have to pull down the shades

The hedge and the wedge.</p... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The hedge and the wedge.

Is that the the Nuclear But... (Below threshold)
pgg:

Is that the the Nuclear Button in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Why yes, yes I AM Tiger Woo... (Below threshold)

Why yes, yes I AM Tiger Woods, what can I do for you?

Hey Biden, what the hell ha... (Below threshold)
JP:

Hey Biden, what the hell happened to the $3 million of stimulus funds for this fairway? What? Oh, Andy Stern took it? Ok, never mind. You know, I think I just want to eat my waffle....

Do divots count as shovel-r... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Do divots count as shovel-ready projects?

Maybe there is something to... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Maybe there is something to my Secret Service Code Name. "No Balls". Hmmmmm..........

The real reason for putting... (Below threshold)

The real reason for putting more troops in Afghanistan...? Turning the whole country into Obama's Mini-Golf and Muslim Funland Resort!

Wow! Im so glad He could ge... (Below threshold)
914:

Wow! Im so glad He could get a round in between all the globetrotting and job creating He's been doing the last 11.8 months!!

You rock Barry!

Nero fiddled.... Obama golf... (Below threshold)
Maddox:

Nero fiddled.... Obama golfs.

Barry: "How many mulligan's... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry: "How many mulligan's is that now?"

Caddyshack Jobz Czar: "Dont worry, You've got million's left Comrade!"

"Let me be perfectly clear.... (Below threshold)
exceller:

"Let me be perfectly clear. I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts"

If Rush Limbaugh asks me to... (Below threshold)
Victory is Ours:

If Rush Limbaugh asks me to carry his golf clubs one more time...

"AX, are you dead-sure that... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

"AX, are you dead-sure that caddy will never reveal my score?"

"At this point, I don't car... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

"At this point, I don't care if they see my Mao hat. I won, comrade!".

Damn, Tiger, I told you to ... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Damn, Tiger, I told you to send that bad slice to Martinique!

A good walk spoiled.... (Below threshold)

A good walk spoiled.

The focus group said the wh... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

The focus group said the white shirt, glove, and socks would play strongly to the white voters, the tan shorts to the latinos, the black & white shoes to his post-racialness, and the red hat would hold his communist base firmly in place. No detail about this media-manufactured president is too small to control.

Now where is that beer summ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Now where is that beer summit cart girl?

Slow down, You move too fas... (Below threshold)
914:

Slow down, You move too fast

Got to make the torture last.. just

kickin' round the trotsky green

Lookin' for jobs, feelin groovy~

"WHERE'S THAT DAMN TELEP... (Below threshold)
914:

"WHERE'S THAT DAMN TELEPROMPTER WHEN I NEED HIM??"

When I'm done, I'll have a ... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

When I'm done, I'll have a prime time press conference in Hawaii to announce my score.

Walk the course? I am suppo... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Walk the course? I am supposed to to ride the backs of the proletariat!

Chief Stroke in charge. mp... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

Chief Stroke in charge. mpw

'Glory, Glory Hallelujah</p... (Below threshold)
914:

'Glory, Glory Hallelujah

Glory, Glory Hallelujah

Glory, Glory Hallelujah

His lie's are marching on!'

President Obama clearly mis... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

President Obama clearly misunderstood when Pelosi and Reid told him it was time to give the American people the shaft.

"I'm sorry, Mr. President, ... (Below threshold)

"I'm sorry, Mr. President, but "present" is not a score."

"Mmmmmmmmmm....sand wedge."... (Below threshold)

"Mmmmmmmmmm....sand wedge."

"President Carl Spackler, I... (Below threshold)

"President Carl Spackler, I presume?"

"Cinderella story...out of ... (Below threshold)

"Cinderella story...out of nowhere....running the free world.....fuck...."

Tony the Tiger: "Not so Grr... (Below threshold)
914:

Tony the Tiger: "Not so Grrrrrrrrrreattttt!"

From a King to a Queen... (Below threshold)
914:

From a King to a Queen

Vic never promised Him a wedding ring..

"President of the US and I ... (Below threshold)
Stormin:

"President of the US and I still have to replace my own divots. Michelle doesn't have to replace hers...time to hire a golf czar to do that for me."

"I wonder where Tiger and M... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"I wonder where Tiger and Michelle wandered off to?"

At least he left the cargo ... (Below threshold)
Mike:

At least he left the cargo shorts at home this time.

In another historic and unp... (Below threshold)
Eric:

In another historic and unprecedented first, President Obama has been awarded the PGA Grand Slam. Critics say that his win is unwarranted since he did not participate in a single PGA Tournament. PGA Officials disagrees, praising the President for his ability to play golf and be President too.

Barack Obama is reportedly ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Barack Obama is reportedly the first American President to ever win the highly coveted PGA Grand Slam of Golf.

Yep, Reds His color!... (Below threshold)
914:

Yep, Reds His color!

So Tiger I see you keep you... (Below threshold)
Allium:

So Tiger I see you keep your balls in your pocket also

Those Dogleg lefties are a ... (Below threshold)
914:

Those Dogleg lefties are a bitch!

"The good thing about golfi... (Below threshold)
Steve Green:

"The good thing about golfing with Republican Senators is that I can always find someone willing to clean my balls."

Hey, look - there's Larry Craig - Hey Larry!

Hmmm.. I hope I'm not overd... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Hmmm.. I hope I'm not overdressed for the dinner tonight!

Michelle had a sinking feel... (Below threshold)
Stephan:

Michelle had a sinking feeling that when Barack said "Honey, I'm going out for a foursome with Tiger." it didn't mean what she had always thought.

"... so I told her, 'Elin, ... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

"... so I told her, 'Elin, if you want to make him listen, ya' gotta take a 3 iron to his melon. It's the Chicago Way.'

"Now I gotta go give those Blue Dogs the old Al Capone 'Baseball is a team sport' speech."

"Now that the Chicago machi... (Below threshold)

"Now that the Chicago machine has gotten Tiger out of my way, nothing can stop me..."

Hmmm, maybe I can GOLF in t... (Below threshold)

Hmmm, maybe I can GOLF in the Special Olympics!

Now that he has Michael Jac... (Below threshold)
RFA:

Now that he has Michael Jackson's "GLOVE" President Obama expects to come in at 9 under par today.

"President Obama finds it's... (Below threshold)
Drago:

"President Obama finds it's a little tougher using the long irons at Arlington National Cemetery than he at first thought."

AP. Not since Fidel Castro... (Below threshold)
Scotty:

AP. Not since Fidel Castro has a world leader scored 18 straight hole-in-one's , Obama is amazing.

Thought bubble: "I wonder w... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:

Thought bubble: "I wonder why Tiger needed to borrow a golf glove from me..."

"Damn, everything I hit hoo... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:

"Damn, everything I hit hooks hard to the left."

dammit Limbaugh's kicking m... (Below threshold)
scotty:

dammit Limbaugh's kicking my ass on the golf course too, I really hate that guy.

Let's see. 1 off the tee. ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Let's see. 1 off the tee. 2 from the sandtrap. 1 from the fairway. 1 from the edge of the green. 2 to the cup. Yeah, that's a par 4. (Obama math, not just for economics anymore)

Obama experiences frustrati... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Obama experiences frustration when his caddie, McCrystal, refuses when asked to give him his Driver, 4 iron, 7 Iron, or putter while asking "How do you like it?"

Obama to reporter - "Could ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama to reporter - "Could you restate your question please, I dont quite see where the part about Nero is pertinent"

Is that a Nobel in your poc... (Below threshold)

Is that a Nobel in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

The Meander in Chief... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Meander in Chief

Dither, Dither, Pass The Bi... (Below threshold)

Dither, Dither, Pass The Bills
Open your wallets &
Give us thrills
What's wrong with DEM's plans?

A Billion here
A Billion there
Let's make it clear
Tax to show we care!

One for us
Another For Me
A tax to please
Remanded for thee...

If there is ANYTHING LEFT!

&^$# ball won't go where I ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

&^$# ball won't go where I hit it! What is it, Republican?

This is my favorite club, I... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

This is my favorite club, I call it "Nancy".

4 Titleist golf balls: $12<... (Below threshold)
Spike:

4 Titleist golf balls: $12
A round of golf: $75
A Ping sand wedge: $125
Value as the Commander in Chief: Worthless

Bumper sticker on President... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Bumper sticker on Presidential Limousine: "I'd rather be golfing".

I'm no Tiger Woods but at l... (Below threshold)
Vagabond:

I'm no Tiger Woods but at least I got in the right hole.

I got a piece of turf in my... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

I got a piece of turf in my hand. That's all that's left of America as you knew it.

I hope I'm not overdressed ... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

I hope I'm not overdressed for the state dinner!

Was I supposed to be... (Below threshold)
ras:

Was I supposed to be above par and the economy below, or was it the other way around? Damn.

Sir, that divot ain't gonna... (Below threshold)
ed davis:

Sir, that divot ain't gonna grow back. Don't bother trying to replace it.

....contemplating possible ... (Below threshold)
grizzlybare:

....contemplating possible showdown in the
Golf of Aqaba.....er....Gulf....right Gibbsy?

Obama, with state-of-the-ar... (Below threshold)
grizzlybare:

Obama, with state-of-the-art metal detector,
finds buried pistol Boothe used to kill
Lincoln. Tells ALL networks but Fox in exclusive interviews.

When in doubt... Follow you... (Below threshold)
914:

When in doubt... Follow your Dexter!

"What would be more fun, pl... (Below threshold)
Michael:

"What would be more fun, playing golf or reading the loony comments form the 22%ers who hate me and just about everything and everybody in the entire universe?"

"Definitely reading Wizbang would be more fun."

'The Won' compares his golf... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

'The Won' compares his golf game with Climategate and notes that the only thing rising is his score.

After the match, President ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

After the match, President Obama immediately set about demolishing the course. When questioned, he simply replied, "Shut up. I won!"

I can't decide whether my f... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I can't decide whether my favorite caddy is Hugo Chavez or Mao Tse-tung.

Fore! ... in Four!... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Fore! ... in Four!

Bill Murray's part played b... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Bill Murray's part played by Obama. Part of Gopher played by Osama bin Laden.

& Until after Copenhagen, c... (Below threshold)

& Until after Copenhagen, come rain, sleet or snow I will wear these shorts and light shirt to remind us how Global Warming is killing our world.

GOD help us all!... (Below threshold)
914:

GOD help us all!

Some years ago, poolside in... (Below threshold)

Some years ago, poolside in Double Bay, Sydney, Australia, a wannabe Australian groupie asked six feet, eight inches tall West Indian-representative cricket player, Joel Garner, nick-named "Big Bird," if there was truth to the rumor he was built, "head to toe, in perfect proportion."

"Why, no, Ma'am, answered the Bird, if that was so, I'd be fourteen feet tall.

At a glance, then, my guess is that'd make 0zero about three feet six? About the same height he reaches in the mirrors of moral integrity and intellectual solvency!

Good thing I did wear my wh... (Below threshold)
CT:

Good thing I did wear my white culottes today, this course is just too dirty.

The next great African-Amer... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

The next great African-American golfing sensation, Lion Obama.

if i sink this next shot fo... (Below threshold)
jay rod:

if i sink this next shot for birde ill have a pga victory to check off my to do list as being top dog.. right next to 1st black president, nobell peace prize, next..... nascar!!

Gonna get flack for this...... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Gonna get flack for this...

"I'm the second black president, but actually a black man (kinda). Can I be the second great black golfer (though I don't which one of us is more suthentically black...)"

Walk softly and carry a big... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

Walk softly and carry a big golf club.

In an attempt to boost the ... (Below threshold)
BOB:

In an attempt to boost the economy President Obama stars in the winter box office hit LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE II.

"The next great African-... (Below threshold)
914:

"The next great African-American golfing sensation, Lying Obama"

There! All better..

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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