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Comments (104)
"Tiger Woods gift? A one-ir... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"Tiger Woods gift? A one-iron for Elin... Nobody can hit anything with a one-iron."
1. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 7:31 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:31
2. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 19 (21 votes cast)
Q: What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?
A: Santa stopped after three Ho's
2. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 19 (21 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:32
3. Posted by JLawson | December 11, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Santa returned from HopenHagen with a bagful of coal - and was promptly tackled by EPA Agents for transport of dangerous substances.
3. Posted by JLawson | December 11, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:33
4. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"Sully's the pilot, in case Comet gets sucked into a jet engine again."
4. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:33
5. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
And it's TARP money for all the good boys and girls on Wall Street...
5. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:33 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:33
6. Posted by iwogisdead | December 11, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Treasury Secretary Timoth Geithner prepares to deliver the remaining TARP funds.
6. Posted by iwogisdead | December 11, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:34
7. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Santa, all I want for Christmas is lots more conservatives in both houses of Congress.
7. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:35
8. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:36 AM | Score: 22 (26 votes cast)
Turns out the carbon footprint of a business jet is much less than a bunch of farting reindeer.
8. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:36 AM |
Score: 22 (26 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:36
9. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama's new non-denominational Holiday Czar.
9. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:46
10. Posted by Spike | December 11, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Once the news gets out to liberal congressmen, this will be the last time Santa will fly to Washington, D.C. appear before a Congressional committee.
10. Posted by Spike | December 11, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:47
11. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Southwest Airlines announced their plans to restructure under Chapter 11, after their Bags Fly Free campaign produced unintended consequences.
11. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:47
12. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Geithner, anything in there for American tax payers?
I didn't think so...
12. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:48
13. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 11, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Santa heads off to deliver a bag of clues to Washington D.C.
13. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 11, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:48
14. Posted by Spike | December 11, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Tiger: "Take my name off your list".
14. Posted by Spike | December 11, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:50
15. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 11, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Minutes later, just after the Santa Express lifted off from runway 12R, Al Gore is alleged to have launched the stinger missile that destroyed the aircraft and killed all aboard. Gore was later found on airport property babbling to himself about, "the carbon footprint".
15. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 11, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:50
16. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Salahi's are hoping this will get them into the White House Christmas party.
16. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:51
17. Posted by Joe | December 11, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Another job saved!
17. Posted by Joe | December 11, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:51
18. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I see Soros is making his yearly visit to Democrats on Capitol Hill.
18. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:53
19. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Well, I think we know which golfer is getting lumps of coal this year...
19. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:54
20. Posted by Spike | December 11, 2009 7:56 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Santa poses before making a special pre-Christmas delivery of CRU emails to an undisclosed server farm location in Russia.
20. Posted by Spike | December 11, 2009 7:56 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:56
21. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Look at that red coat. Looks like Santa's going rogue!
21. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 07:58
22. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As part of his heavy crackdown on the financial sector, Obama has named a new Wall Street Czar...a Mr. Nicholas.
22. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:00
23. Posted by Strick | December 11, 2009 8:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Santa boarding the "Stimulus II".
23. Posted by Strick | December 11, 2009 8:03 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:03
24. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
And it's Al Gore approved carbon credits for all the good little boys and girls!
Hey...how come it looks like lumps of coal?
24. Posted by fustian | December 11, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:04
25. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
I don't believe in Anthropogenic Global Warming, but this year, thanks to the ClimateGate Whistleblower, I do believe in Santa Claus....
25. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: 14 (18 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:05
26. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 11, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Santa's bringing more goodies for Democrat causes in a gift package called Stimulus II.
26. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 11, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:06
27. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 11, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wow...
Nancy Pelosi should really not go out before she puts on her make-up.
27. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 11, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:07
28. Posted by JAT | December 11, 2009 8:08 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Santa waves a final good bye after Congress passes ClauseCare - a government run "holiday" gifting program, affectively putting Santa out of business.
28. Posted by JAT | December 11, 2009 8:08 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:08
29. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 11, 2009 8:14 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Yo Tiger, my gift this year is timely advice "next time you're on the road, call Rosie Palmer and her five sisters' instead"
29. Posted by Jumpinjoe | December 11, 2009 8:14 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:14
30. Posted by JAT | December 11, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Well it looks like Santa caved in to PETA, who claims his one-night dash around the world amounted to reindeer abuse.
30. Posted by JAT | December 11, 2009 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:15
31. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
In what could only be viewed as a major setback for his crusade, Al Gore has lost Santa...
31. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 8:15 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:15
32. Posted by Gmac | December 11, 2009 8:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Santa follows Al Gore's lead and ditches the eco-friendly sled for a private jet.
32. Posted by Gmac | December 11, 2009 8:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:24
33. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 8:26 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Santa using a private jet, the Easter Bunny delivering eggs from corporate farms, the Tooth Fairy's improper disposal of biohazardous waste, and Mother Nature cooling the planet, I guess they don't believe in AlGore....
33. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 8:26 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:26
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 11, 2009 8:28 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Uh oh, it looks like Roman Polanski is back on the dating scene...
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 11, 2009 8:28 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:28
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 11, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks to the EPA's CO2 endangerment finding, next year Santa will only be able to feebly toss gifts towards the recipient from his patio at the North Pole.
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 11, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:33
36. Posted by geo
| December 11, 2009 8:43 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Why no reindeer? Well them naughty girls prefer private luxurious jets to open air sleighs and reindeer farts."
36. Posted by geo
| December 11, 2009 8:43 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:43
37. Posted by hermie | December 11, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Jennings distributes special 'kits' at an Education Department's event for teenagers.
37. Posted by hermie | December 11, 2009 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:48
38. Posted by Bill Shives | December 11, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ho! Ho! Ho! I am here to hand out your christmas carbon Credits.
38. Posted by Bill Shives | December 11, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 08:59
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 11, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ACLU sues Santa to remove the word 'Christmas' from bag after Democrat complains.
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 11, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 09:00
40. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 11, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama delivers his "arguments" to get Senators to vote for government controlled health care.
40. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 11, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 09:06
41. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 11, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore headed off on his world tour promoting his next "This Fantasy is Real" film.
41. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 11, 2009 9:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 09:29
42. Posted by Mark L | December 11, 2009 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And all the bad little boys and girls get my carbon footprint this year, instead of a lump of coal. It is more eco-friendly.
42. Posted by Mark L | December 11, 2009 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 09:33
43. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 10:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barry discovers the true meaning of Christmas..
43. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 10:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:00
44. Posted by Brad | December 11, 2009 10:06 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Y'all voted for a sack of shit. Well, here it is!
44. Posted by Brad | December 11, 2009 10:06 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:06
45. Posted by BlogDog | December 11, 2009 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everyone gets coal in their stocking this year! Santa's only carbon footprint is the sooty one on your carpet.
45. Posted by BlogDog | December 11, 2009 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:19
46. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 10:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Santa says his final goodbye after leaving the trade he had practiced for hundreds of years.
Asked the reason for his decision, he replied "I just can't compete with the Obama Administration, but at least I insisted that people be good".
46. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 10:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:24
47. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The agitator who stole Christmas heads for Copenhagen!
47. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 10:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:28
48. Posted by _Mike_ | December 11, 2009 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stimulus II
48. Posted by _Mike_ | December 11, 2009 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:40
49. Posted by bigbugna | December 11, 2009 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that Michael's "White Glove" on his right hand?
49. Posted by bigbugna | December 11, 2009 10:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:41
50. Posted by Flu-Bird | December 11, 2009 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And a big sack of coal for all those at the climategate in copenhegan and another bigger one for AL GORE
50. Posted by Flu-Bird | December 11, 2009 10:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:42
51. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Santa applies for a job with the Goracle..
Only requirements: Renonunce gift giving, Reindeer breeding, redistributing free wealth, abusing polar bears,breathing, visiting Crawford and cutting down on all that chicken fat in His diet.
51. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 10:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:48
52. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry steals our two front teeth than heads for Copenhagen.
52. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 10:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 10:58
53. Posted by Hodink | December 11, 2009 11:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hi, glad you asked. Rudolph was relocated to The Island of Misfit Toys."
53. Posted by Hodink | December 11, 2009 11:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 11:13
54. Posted by RadiCalMan | December 11, 2009 11:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Ho! Ho! Ho! ... No TARP money for you!"
54. Posted by RadiCalMan | December 11, 2009 11:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 11:58
55. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Ho! Ho! Ho! ... No Im not Tiger!"
55. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 12:18 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 12:18
56. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 12:21 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
After discovering that the Obama Administration had rescinded the Right to Keep and Bear Daisy Red Ryder BB guns, Santa had to resort to a Gulfstream to make government approved, last minute replacement gift deliveries of IPods loaded with Obama Speeches...
56. Posted by IowaRight | December 11, 2009 12:21 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 12:21
57. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Our Economy: Up We go into the wild blue yonder..
57. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 12:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 12:48
58. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
~Jingle smells Jingle smells Barry all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a Barry induced shit parade
Jingle smells Jingle smells Barry all the way
Oh what fun We have today as We beg for food and pay~
58. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 1:00 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 13:00
59. Posted by Steve Green's 1st Grade Teacher | December 11, 2009 1:08 PM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Tiger Woods arrives in his private jet to visit the Ho's
59. Posted by Steve Green's 1st Grade Teacher | December 11, 2009 1:08 PM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 13:08
60. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teacher~
"Tiger Woods arrives in his private jet to visit the Ho's"
Did Steven F Green fail? ( passing is not an option ) in life? ~
60. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 1:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 13:16
61. Posted by Rovin | December 11, 2009 1:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Santa holds up his hand to show fans the number of times Obama's told Al Gore "I WON and you didn't".
61. Posted by Rovin | December 11, 2009 1:26 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 13:26
62. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SANTA GIVES OBAMBI A FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT ON ALL THE GOODS AND SERVICES HE STOLE FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
We luv U Santa!
62. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 1:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 13:35
63. Posted by Maddox | December 11, 2009 1:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I bring you "hope and change"
all you have to do is believe.
63. Posted by Maddox | December 11, 2009 1:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 13:36
64. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 1:58 PM | Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
You little troll punks want action? Ok, I neg Myself before your prickasse's could usurp the priveledge.
64. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 1:58 PM |
Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 13:58
65. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 3:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
♬
Trolls nuts roasting on an open fire...
♬
(I think giving #64 a negative vote means you agree with 914's sentiments, at least that's what I'm going with)
65. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 3:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 15:03
66. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey!!! Little Billy! Wanna sit on Santa's lap? Ever watch gladiator movies?"
66. Posted by rodney dill | December 11, 2009 3:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 15:06
67. Posted by DON wagner | December 11, 2009 3:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Santa arrives for the meeting if himself, the Tooth Fairy, and the Hadley CRU AGW proof
67. Posted by DON wagner | December 11, 2009 3:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 15:06
68. Posted by Faith+1 | December 11, 2009 3:38 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Santa Upgrades....
The sleigh becomes a G5....
Rudolph is replaced by a highly qualified pilot and GPS navigational system....
and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen refer to a whole new different type of traveling companion...
68. Posted by Faith+1 | December 11, 2009 3:38 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 15:38
69. Posted by Faith+1 | December 11, 2009 3:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Santa Goes Galt
"Screw it, I'm taking this last bag and headed to the Bahamas."
Unionization of Elves and Carbon Tax on Reindeer Farts Blamed.
69. Posted by Faith+1 | December 11, 2009 3:42 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 15:42
70. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Santa Claus on his way to Senate hearing to appeal for TARP funds for North Pole operations.
70. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 3:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 15:53
71. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another delegate to Copenhagen Global Warming Conference waves to reporters. "Reindeers?!" he yelled. "I can't fly reindeers. They emit much more methane than my brand spanking new Lear Jet!"
71. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 3:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 15:55
72. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Warming?! You think the North Pole is warming?! You go sit up there for 364 days a year and freeze YOUR testicles off, Mr. Gore! I'm outta there!"
72. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 3:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 15:57
73. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 3:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm making a list, and checking it twice, and then I'm using the Easter Bunny's trick to hide the decline."
73. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 3:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 15:59
74. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Osama Bin Laden finally figures out a clever way of sneaking into the cockpit of Air Force One.
74. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 16:00
75. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Heck, if Nancy Pelosi can give up her broom, then I can damn well give up the sleigh!"
75. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 16:02
76. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama finally reveals how he plans to enact single-payer health care that doesn't have any rationing, balance the budget, and not raise any taxes (not one dime!). A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Unicorns TK.
76. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 16:06
77. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've brought a BIG lump of coal for the IPCC! I know how much they love coal!
77. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 16:11
78. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trolls? They make the wrong choices time and CRIME a gain.. i.e. See OBAMA!
78. Posted by 914 | December 11, 2009 4:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 16:12
79. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of the leaked letters to Santa from three of the Baxter children pressured Santa to put little Timmy on the naughty list.
79. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 16:16
80. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:17 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What are you? A Santa DENIALIST!???!??!!!
80. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 4:17 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 16:17
81. Posted by exceller | December 11, 2009 5:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"This was the only way I could get PETA off my ass and still get the job done', replied Mr. Claus.
81. Posted by exceller | December 11, 2009 5:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 11, 2009 17:22
82. Posted by retired military | December 11, 2009 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
White House Disclaimer : Since Santa's bag says Merry Christmas the WH disavows any association with Santa Claus.
82. Posted by retired military | December 11, 2009 5:24 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 17:24
83. Posted by retired military | December 11, 2009 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headline in NY Times :
ACLU sues Santa Claus over religous message stenciled on bag.
83. Posted by retired military | December 11, 2009 5:26 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 17:26
84. Posted by retired military | December 11, 2009 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mother to Child:
"I know the man is as fat as Al Gore but it cant be him. Al Gore would never have the word Christmas on his bag"
84. Posted by retired military | December 11, 2009 5:27 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 17:27
85. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On his trip to the North Pole to accept his "Whose Birth We Really Celebrate on Christmas" Prize, Obama turned down an invitation to sit on Santa Claus' lap and a traditional tour of the mysterious Toy Shop. "Jesus Christ, who does he think he is?!" said one of the Three Kings.
85. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:36 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 17:36
86. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jesus?
Jesus shaves.
86. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:37 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 17:37
87. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Senata invents a new low in inserting mysterious Clauses into appropriations bills.
87. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:38 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 17:38
88. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle Obama's new outfit draws rave reviews from Newsweek and Time.
88. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:39 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 17:39
89. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senata above should be Senate.
Oops.
89. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:40 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 17:40
90. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another surprise bag of ACORN absentee ballots is dropped off at the Minnesota Secretary of State's office.
90. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 11, 2009 5:41 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 17:41
91. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 11, 2009 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Santa is off to the Global Warming Summit in Copenhagen in Al Gore's private sleigh to deliver a big bag of carbon credits.
91. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 11, 2009 6:38 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 18:38
92. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 11, 2009 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tired of arguing whether he is environmentally correct, Santa decided to do what all other eco-heroes do: fly in private jets.
92. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 11, 2009 11:19 PM |
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Posted on December 11, 2009 23:19
93. Posted by John the Trog | December 12, 2009 12:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Santa comes to Al Gore
Don't worry children I have carbon offsets
It was either the Reindeer and methane or this
With all the ice gone from the North Pole I moved the operation to Florida and bought this baby
93. Posted by John the Trog | December 12, 2009 12:25 AM |
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Posted on December 12, 2009 00:25
94. Posted by Newton White | December 12, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Off to Copen to gift ALGore with a bag of carbon I bought on credit...
94. Posted by Newton White | December 12, 2009 8:13 AM |
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Posted on December 12, 2009 08:13
95. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2009 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama forces Santa to change his laugh to O! O! O!
95. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 12, 2009 8:52 AM |
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Posted on December 12, 2009 08:52
96. Posted by Syllabucks | December 12, 2009 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New York Senator Gary Ackerman as Santa comes to Congress to request a bailout: "There's a delicious irony in seeing private luxury jets flying in to Washington DC".
96. Posted by Syllabucks | December 12, 2009 4:23 PM |
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Posted on December 12, 2009 16:23
97. Posted by proof | December 12, 2009 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Failing to pass through security screening, the bearded man with an unidentified carry on was subdued by air marshals and detained for questioning.
97. Posted by proof | December 12, 2009 4:56 PM |
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Posted on December 12, 2009 16:56
98. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 13, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Cash-for-Christmas-Misfits Program comes under fire.
98. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 13, 2009 7:49 AM |
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Posted on December 13, 2009 07:49
99. Posted by BT in SA | December 13, 2009 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy promised a health care bill for everyone for Christmas and ordered Santa to deliver it to all the good little taxpayer boys and girls.
99. Posted by BT in SA | December 13, 2009 11:25 AM |
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Posted on December 13, 2009 11:25
100. Posted by rodney dill | December 13, 2009 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mele kalikimaka!"
100. Posted by rodney dill | December 13, 2009 5:31 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2009 17:31
101. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 13, 2009 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama personally directs USAF "Big Drop" plan
to punish Iran for continuing nuclear development. "Bombs are too loud and destructive.....we're dropping lumps of coal
to embarrass them in their perfidy".
101. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 13, 2009 8:30 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2009 20:30
102. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 13, 2009 8:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama, carrying "every page of the health care
bill" plans to drop them "all over the country
to cement my promise of transparency to the
people.".........from 40,000 feet.
102. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 13, 2009 8:44 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2009 20:44
103. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | December 13, 2009 9:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"On EA, on Buick, on Wheaties, and Asahi;
Come Amex and Titleist, NetJets, and Nike"
103. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | December 13, 2009 9:14 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2009 21:14
104. Posted by Kevin
| December 14, 2009 1:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
104. Posted by Kevin
| December 14, 2009 1:33 AM |
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Posted on December 14, 2009 01:33