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US Vice President Joe Biden speaks during a Middle Class Task Force meeting on the future of manufacturing at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building in Washington, DC. The US government on Wednesday said it plans to pour five billion dollars into fostering jobs growth in green technologies and clean energy. (AFP/Jim Watson)


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It's not a bug, it's a feat... (Below threshold)
Eric:

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

AAAAUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGHHH... (Below threshold)

AAAAUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

The first look at Biden/Fra... (Below threshold)
Eric:

The first look at Biden/Franken 2016

If that's the future then I... (Below threshold)
Eric:

If that's the future then I weep for my country.

is bleak, very bleak. mpw<... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

is bleak, very bleak. mpw

The new reverse teleprompte... (Below threshold)
Eric:

The new reverse teleprompter is unveiled to translate to the public exactly what Joe Biden is saying.

Yikes!... (Below threshold)
Spencer:

Yikes!

The future is blue.... (Below threshold)
Eric:

The future is blue.

Blank stare, then slowly Bi... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Blank stare, then slowly Biden says "What?"

Joe Biden, "The Future is G... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Joe Biden, "The Future is Green Jobs. Like my tie here. Its green. Somebody had to make that this tie. That's a Green Job."

I'm predicting that the "fu... (Below threshold)
JAT:

I'm predicting that the "future" for democrats will be lots of time spent in theropy after 2010.

Signs of the Apocalypse... (Below threshold)
Strick:

Signs of the Apocalypse

When asked about the future... (Below threshold)
JAT:

When asked about the future of America Joe Biden could only muster a blank look on his face.

The future is emptier than ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The future is emptier than a Vice President's head.

No! Is that me? I will chan... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

No! Is that me? I will change. I will be better.

Scrooge

In the future we shouldn't ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

In the future we shouldn't ask retarded people to be Vice President.

It's plastics, man.... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's plastics, man.

I think we're gonna need a ... (Below threshold)

I think we're gonna need a bigger vote.

"Sometimes that shark he lo... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes."

Jeez Rodney, we both came u... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Jeez Rodney, we both came up with Jaws references at the same time.

That's the future? Looks mo... (Below threshold)
fustian:

That's the future? Looks more like the past to me.

I have seen the future and ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I have seen the future and it seems to have a lot less democrats.

"Be afraid.... be VERY</... (Below threshold)
Big Country:

"Be afraid.... be VERY afraid!!!!"

...and there's going to be ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

...and there's going to be flying cars. And phasers...

Well duh! The way our Secr... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Well duh! The way our Secret Service keeps letting visitors in, this very well could be our future.

"I've seen the future and i... (Below threshold)
Jay Wills:

"I've seen the future and it sucks."

Stephen Hawking? Stand up, ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Stephen Hawking? Stand up, let 'em see ya.

Oh, God love ya, what am I talking about?

In this case the face</b... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

In this case the face value of The future is zero.

On its face the future look... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

On its face the future looks blue.

In the future, the public o... (Below threshold)

In the future, the public option will cover hair plugs.

The end is very naive!... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

The end is very naive!

Please God, don't anybody t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Please God, don't anybody tell these guys what comes after a trillion...!

Let's hope not.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Let's hope not.

The keynote at Dopenhagen.<... (Below threshold)
Spike:

The keynote at Dopenhagen.

Excuse me...has anyone seen... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Excuse me...has anyone seen a clue?

Oh yes, he's still very art... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Oh yes, he's still very articulate, very clean. Turns out he may not actually be that smart though.

Biden just before being sho... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Biden just before being shooed out of Sarah Palin's spot...

#12 variant:The fi... (Below threshold)
Spike:

#12 variant:

The first horse's ass of the Apocalypse.

"...its the only thing we h... (Below threshold)

"...its the only thing we have left to sell."

"Seize the day, and put the... (Below threshold)

"Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow." -- Mark Twain

Why am I here in Copenhagen... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Why am I here in Copenhagen instead of Obama? Well Barack said that between ClimateGate and the ludicrous behavior of all the delegates that this had become the kind of ridiculous debacle that I specialize in.

That's the kind of confidence Barack has in me.

The future is dim. Very dim... (Below threshold)
Chakademus:

The future is dim. Very dim.

The future's scalp is so br... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The future's scalp is so bright, I've got to wear shades

Hard work pays off in the f... (Below threshold)

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

In the future, there will b... (Below threshold)
fustian:

In the future, there will be 57 states by golly.

Of course I was was sent to... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Of course I was was sent to represent the White House here at Copenhagen. While my speciality may be plaigarism, I am the recognised expert on academic dishonesty. And given the lack of public sector experience in this administration, that really says something!

Dope and Chains... (Below threshold)

Dope and Chains

The Keynote Speaker at The ... (Below threshold)

The Keynote Speaker at The Government's "The Future" Conference discusses Death and.....TAXES.

Figuring out what has been ... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Figuring out what has been the consequences of the Obama Administration's repeated falures has always been over Joe's head.

Through the miracle of plas... (Below threshold)

Through the miracle of plastic surgery, in the future, all balding men will have hair plugs paid for by the government, but by a little known provision of the 2,000+ page health care bill, will have to be surgically altered to look like Joe Biden.

I have seen the future, and... (Below threshold)

I have seen the future, and it is wrinkled!

The look on Biden's face sa... (Below threshold)

The look on Biden's face says "Someone put a clown in my Soylent Green. It tastes funny!"

My "polar icecap" is defini... (Below threshold)
Scott:

My "polar icecap" is definitely receding.

The future isn't so bright.... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

The future isn't so bright...

If John Conner were a Democ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

If John Conner were a Democrat: "Hello, I'm from the future and I just want to say that you have absolutely nothing to worry about. The machines will take care of everything."

LESS is missing from the sc... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

LESS is missing from the screen.....

Please tell me this man is ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Please tell me this man is not going to be cryogenically preserved.

Should read FUTURE LESS... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

Should read FUTURE LESS

I am, and you can believe m... (Below threshold)

I am, and you can believe me on this, Barack Hussein Obama's life insurance policy. If you don't believe me, I'll hit you with my rosary beads!

Viagra lets me see 30 minut... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Viagra lets me see 30 minutes into the future.

The Future?Hair plug... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

The Future?
Hair plugs and low IQs?

Government take-over of Max... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Government take-over of Max Headroom.

"McFly residence," he said ... (Below threshold)
jim2:

"McFly residence," he said sleepily into the phone, his arm the only part of him not still under the covers.

"Marty!" Doc Brown yelled. "Have you seen what's on Channel 4?!"

"Doc? Do you know what time it is?"

"Marty! You need to get down here immediately! You need to go back! Again! Back to the future!"

I hope Mr. Biden gets relie... (Below threshold)
SILVER:

I hope Mr. Biden gets relief from his constipation soon.

We shouldn't tease the hand... (Below threshold)
fustian:

We shouldn't tease the handicapped by putting them up on stage like this and pretending we care a lick about what they have to say.

If you want a glimpse into ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

If you want a glimpse into just how bad their judgement is, consider this: To a democrat, this is a brilliant foreign policy strategist.

"I've been to the future, a... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I've been to the future, and it's great! There are even more clean and articulate black folks around then we now have...."

Please welcome the 2010 Pos... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Please welcome the 2010 Poster Boy for the Foundation for Understanding the Tremendously Unqualified and Ridiculously Emptyheaded...

AP is accused again of faux... (Below threshold)
Rob:

AP is accused again of fauxtography -- not one sign of drool.

Suddenly the upsurge in sky... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Suddenly the upsurge in skydiving without a parachute is understood.

He must be from the future,... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

He must be from the future, cause he sure as hell doesn't make sense now...

"Um, Mr. Biden, you're supp... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Um, Mr. Biden, you're supposed to be facing the teleprompter."

Once again, Biden turns his... (Below threshold)
Bill Long:

Once again, Biden turns his back on the future.

"A public service reminder ... (Below threshold)
914:

"A public service reminder of how much we loathe the present"

When asked for comment, Ric... (Below threshold)
Rob:

When asked for comment, Richard Dawkins was quoted as saying "may God have mercy on us all."

Zombieland II Summer 2010</... (Below threshold)
Spencer:

Zombieland II Summer 2010

You've just crossed over in... (Below threshold)
greyboots:

You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone

Welcome to THE FUTURE!... (Below threshold)
mojo:

Welcome to THE FUTURE!

Relax. Sit back, let the air out of your shoes...

Since the Vice President is... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Since the Vice President is unable to generate a thought balloon his staff has taken to printing a message on the curtain behind him.

Thankfully will not include... (Below threshold)
914:

Thankfully will not include this idiot!

"The Future of Taxa-dumm... (Below threshold)
914:

"The Future of Taxa-dummy"

When you hit bottom, the on... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.

The Future: Minus Hope and ... (Below threshold)
914:

The Future: Minus Hope and Change and other cumbersome idealistic mularkey!

My God, it's full of Republ... (Below threshold)
bigbugna:

My God, it's full of Republicans.

The ghost of Christmas past... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

The ghost of Christmas past.

ET phone home.... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

ET phone home.

No freedom for you!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No freedom for you!

DEBT... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

DEBT

In an effort to assure Pres... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

In an effort to assure President Obama's safety the Secret Service unveils their new campaign for warding off potential presidential assassins.

New FutureCam gives us imag... (Below threshold)
Dark Eden:

New FutureCam gives us images of the only President who could make us appreciate Obama.

The Future Dummy's up!... (Below threshold)
914:

The Future Dummy's up!

In the future, we'll all lo... (Below threshold)

In the future, we'll all look like Jeff Dunham's puppet sidekick, Walter.

"The Future of Boob Tube"</... (Below threshold)
914:

"The Future of Boob Tube"

Sheriff Joe uses a Hollywoo... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Sheriff Joe uses a Hollywood 'blue screen' to show all the jobs created by the "Stimulus".

"I've.Gpt.Nothing...origina... (Below threshold)
Hal:

"I've.Gpt.Nothing...original."

Man it's cold here in Copen... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Man it's cold here in Copenhagen. Gore must still be here. That guy is a one-man cold front!

"Either He's passing gas or... (Below threshold)
914:

"Either He's passing gas or taxing shit'

SEIU was awarded the stage ... (Below threshold)
Wally:

SEIU was awarded the stage preparation contract, but still managed to misspell 'F*ck*p'.

"The future's so bright, I ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear plugs.."

Joe Biden gives his definit... (Below threshold)
BrentT:

Joe Biden gives his definitive answer as to when there will be job growth and deficit reduction.

The future looks a little f... (Below threshold)
BrentT:

The future looks a little fuzzy.

I see unemployment.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I see unemployment.

In the future, when the far... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

In the future, when the far left completes it's fundamental transformation of America, everyone will be as stupid as Clueless Joe.

Wizbang Blog was investigat... (Below threshold)
jbwbubba:

Wizbang Blog was investigated today after a posting caused Holiday depression to dramatically jump.

Max Head-Dom... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Max Head-Dom

The Future is looking might... (Below threshold)
914:

The Future is looking mighty bright if You worship Mao or are into Marxism!

Max Ahead-Gloom... (Below threshold)

Max Ahead-Gloom

18 year old Joe Biden the 3... (Below threshold)
retired military:

18 year old Joe Biden the 3rd is shown at a press conference in 2014 after the full affects of Obamacare kick in.

The Clueless talks about th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The Clueless talks about the unknown.

The American people - "The ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The American people - "The future, you talk about the future. Let me tell you. I know the future. And you sir are not the future"

"Since the stimulus has wor... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

"Since the stimulus has worked above and beyond anyone's expectations, we are going to do the same for manufacturing jobs now"

I see the future of "Hopele... (Below threshold)
Michael Hamm:

I see the future of "Hopeless Change" shoved up the USA's ass.

Well Joe, if we don't see y... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Well Joe, if we don't see you in the future, we'll see ya in the pasture--

...Is looking mighty bleak.... (Below threshold)
914:

...Is looking mighty bleak...

This is a déjà vu moment of... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

This is a déjà vu moment of a nightmare I had last year on the night of November 4, 2008!

Biden always speaks in the ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Biden always speaks in the future imperfect tense.

Criswell Predicts!!!... (Below threshold)

Criswell Predicts!!!

"Greetings, my friend. We a... (Below threshold)

"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives."

The Administration makes it... (Below threshold)

The Administration makes it official, and erects a giant tombstone for our grandchildren's future. "This grave is SHOVEL-READY!" said Vice President Biden.

I have seen the future, and... (Below threshold)
kevino:

I have seen the future, and the future is stupid.

the future we promised you ... (Below threshold)
astonerii:

the future we promised you is yesterday's failures, Now we will bring hope and change to previous generations.

"With our backs to the futu... (Below threshold)

"With our backs to the future, we move ahead!"

Closed Captioned for the in... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Closed Captioned for the intelligence impaired.

These guys can't get anythi... (Below threshold)
Eric:

These guys can't get anything right. Most people put subtitles at the bottom of the screen.

Joe's IQ is so low, it's be... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Joe's IQ is so low, it's below the subtitles.

I'm not only the hair club ... (Below threshold)
CZ:

I'm not only the hair club vice president, I'm also a client.

I've been to all 57 states ... (Below threshold)
Madalyn:

I've been to all 57 states with Obama.
Madalyn

Good luck and thanks for th... (Below threshold)
epador:

Good luck and thanks for the fish!

"Who is John Galt? What do... (Below threshold)
daryl:

"Who is John Galt? What does this have to do with the future?" asked a confused Joe Biden.

We're so screwed.... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

We're so screwed.

"Future's so bright, got... (Below threshold)

"Future's so bright, gotta wear plugs!

"The Future".... of your mi... (Below threshold)
Marc:

"The Future".... of your mind on drugs.

In 2013 Joe Biden is shown ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

In 2013 Joe Biden is shown promoting the only job he could find. Doubling as Michael J Fox as George McFly in the movie Back To The Future part 4.

Biden presides over the tra... (Below threshold)
chsw:

Biden presides over the transition from democracy to idiocracy.

chsw

"It's like I've always said... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"It's like I've always said; 'The future, like plagarism, ain't what it used to be'".

Hair saved, or created.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Hair saved, or created.

With the Obama administrati... (Below threshold)

With the Obama administration, when the future gets here we'll be broke Biden.

Out of picture to Slow Joe'... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Out of picture to Slow Joe's right is...
"Mortgage"

Luke sees the picture.... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Luke sees the picture.

Luke: "I'm not afraid."
Yoda: "You will be."

"The Future? Yeah I've seen... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"The Future? Yeah I've seen it. It's great. Like glass. Glass in the future. Really. I'm smarter than you. Hey! First Down!"

I got a pitch for a movie. ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

I got a pitch for a movie.

We all want to be noticed, to be somebody, to fit in with the crowd and yet to stand out in some way. We conform to a great extent to our peer culture: pierce our tongues if that's what the gang's doing, wear jeans with cut-outs in the knees. But what to do to be the center of attention? We can be the class clown, the chess maven, the captain of the basketball team rather than just a player. Joe Biden (portrayed by Tim Allen), for example, fits in just fine in his office as a Vice President. But after years he has not received the respect he thinks he deserves based not only on seniority but on his particular talent for making dumbass remarks with alarming regularity.

I'm we throw in a few f-bombs to get our R rating.

The Future of hair loss and... (Below threshold)
914:

The Future of hair loss and wrinkle cream remedies are looking up.

Jobs and freedom, not so much!

~I am a schlubb wh... (Below threshold)
914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER:

~I am a schlubb who will fight for Your honor

I'll be the zero... Your dreaming of..

Were screwed together... Knowing forever

That We did it all for the Glory of "One.~

If looks could kill, He'd b... (Below threshold)
914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER:

If looks could kill, He'd be lying on the floor

He'd be begging Her, please , please, please Helen dont hurt Me no more

Is it just Me or does He lo... (Below threshold)
914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER:

Is it just Me or does He look a little "stupefied'?

Assumed and improvised thou... (Below threshold)
914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER:

Assumed and improvised thought bubble: "He gets a Nobel and all I get is laughed at"

Puggsy wuggsy was a bear</p... (Below threshold)
914:

Puggsy wuggsy was a bear

Puggsy wuggsy had no there

Puggsy wuggsy sad to say

Puggsy wuggsy go away

Why didn't Nostradamus warn... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Why didn't Nostradamus warn us about this?

Suddenly the ending of the ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Suddenly the ending of the Mayan calendar makes sense.

Now that is a scary ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Now that is a scary doomsday prophecy.

Joe Biden speaks about tech... (Below threshold)

Joe Biden speaks about techniques of the future at the International Hair Restoration Convention.

Three little words: Stuck.... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Three little words: Stuck. On. Stupid.

the future is so RED , I go... (Below threshold)
Scotty:

the future is so RED , I gotta wear shades (government issue of course)

After nationalizing healthc... (Below threshold)
Scotty:

After nationalizing healthcare even hair plugs were shitty.

VP Joe Biden speaks at the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

VP Joe Biden speaks at the 2012 Democratic convention where Hillary Clinton has just won the party's nomimation as the candidate for President. President Obama was unable to attend the event.


Dateline Nov 6, 2012. VP J... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline Nov 6, 2012. VP Joe Biden talks about his plans for retirement after the tidal wave of wins by Republicans in all state and federal elections earlier this week.

2013 Former VP Joe Biden ta... (Below threshold)
retired military:

2013 Former VP Joe Biden talks about how republican plans to lower the 30% unemployment rate will be horrendous for the children, the environemnt, heathcare, civil rights, global warming, the elderly, the unions, public education and the country in general.

We put the FU in FUTURE!</p... (Below threshold)

We put the FU in FUTURE!

We don't believe future gen... (Below threshold)

We don't believe future generations will have to pay for this overspending, since obviously the future never actually arrives. Duh. I mean some people are just so D-U-M. Dumb.

Hey America! How's that "H... (Below threshold)
Jester:

Hey America! How's that "Hope & Change" thing working for you now?

"I'm all in."... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"I'm all in."

In the Future...<b... (Below threshold)
tomg:

In the Future...


Everyone's Blue Screen will be replaced with whatever the government decides your lot in life should be.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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