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A gift idea that bridges the sexes

Maybe:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Maybe not.

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Comments (4)

Of course, when the battery... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

Of course, when the battery dies or leaks, you have to send the whole breast back to Apple...

Author Eric Garcia wrote a ... (Below threshold)

Author Eric Garcia wrote a book called The Reposession Mambo about what happens when people buy artificial organs on high-interest loans.

The reposession industry wouldn't be quite so booming if people just stuck to the bare minimum artificial organs. However, many of them want the organs with features like these.

That would explain the line... (Below threshold)
Roy:

That would explain the line outside the Apple Store

RE: 1No No No, thi... (Below threshold)
epador:

RE: 1

No No No, this one is hermetically sealed and wirelessly recharges if you move it repeatedly in a circular motion in front of an operating iCam.




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