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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


U.S. President Barack Obama makes statements to outline steps the U.S. government is taking to try to shore up airline security at the White House in Washington January 7, 2010. Obama took responsibility on Thursday for security lapses that led to an attempted Christmas Day bombing on a Detroit-bound plane and ordered steps taken to plug gaps. REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS CIVIL UNREST)

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Stuck on Stupid... (Below threshold)

Stuck on Stupid

"You'd do it for Randolph S... (Below threshold)

"You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

The Ultimate Man Caused Dis... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The Ultimate Man Caused Disaster...

you can search some of the ... (Below threshold)
Herbert Jacobs:

you can search some of the terrorists all of the time and all of the terrorists some of the time but my fellow Americans it is impossible to search all of the terrorists all of the time.

"It's really not that big a... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"It's really not that big a deal, Ahmadinejad bends slightly forward, I move behind, pucker up like this and kiss...

"I've kept all the promises... (Below threshold)

"I've kept all the promises I meant to keep."

Deja Spew... (Below threshold)

Deja Spew

Bagdad Obama gave another p... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bagdad Obama gave another press conference today.

"there is no deficit spending"
"there is no such thing as islamic terrorists"
"you can keep your own health care provider"

President Obama, in an angr... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

President Obama, in an angry statement today, warned Al Qaeda to never, ever again interfere with one of his vacations with an attempted terrorist attack.

President Obama commented t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama commented today on the new seal on his podium which read "United Socialist States"

"Daddy how can you tell Oba... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Daddy how can you tell Obama is lying in this picture"

"Look at his lips son"

And the winner of the award... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And the winner of the award for "Movie quote which best describes this picture goes to 300

"This is madness"


Helen Thomas: "Sorry Mr. Pr... (Below threshold)

Helen Thomas: "Sorry Mr. President... I tripped on the teleprompter cord."

"Read my lips.... we're f*c... (Below threshold)

"Read my lips.... we're f*cked"

"So I thought to myself, ch... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"So I thought to myself, changing the color of his hair worked out well for Clinton when his presidency foundered, why not give it a try? What da' ya' think?"

That this man is President ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

That this man is President proves there is another "system" that didn't work...

Hey, did you guys hear some... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Hey, did you guys hear something about some guy with a bomb in his pants or something like that?

The flake is a lie... (Below threshold)

The flake is a lie

Pussy with ears.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Pussy with ears.

"The worthless dollar stops... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"The worthless dollar stops here".

Pucker up, America. You're ... (Below threshold)
Stephan:

Pucker up, America. You're about to get screwed.

President Obama said, "Let ... (Below threshold)

President Obama said, "Let me perfectly ..."

and the teleprompter froze.

"When I said 'transparency'... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"When I said 'transparency', I meant invisibility"?

Oh, look! One microphone f... (Below threshold)
Stephan:

Oh, look! One microphone for each side of his mouth.

"I love you, too, Chris!"</... (Below threshold)
docjim505:

"I love you, too, Chris!"

"... I see a little silhoue... (Below threshold)
Highlander:

"... I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro..."

"Let me be clear. I.... wa... (Below threshold)
J-Ho:

"Let me be clear. I.... wait, what? Clear means transparent? Ohhhhh, right right right right. AHEM....Let me be semi-opaque!

I..caption...myself..."the.... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

I..caption...myself..."the..President..of the.. United..."

"Bush-at-fault, Bush-at-fau... (Below threshold)
JAT:

"Bush-at-fault, Bush-at-fault, Notme, Notme" And that is the call of the Yellow-bellied sap sucker.

Not my shorts, these are de... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Not my shorts, these are definately not my shorts. I am a very good driver.

"Read my blue lips.....more... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Read my blue lips.....more, more, and more NEW TAXES....."

I like to kiss when I screw... (Below threshold)
Michael Hamm:

I like to kiss when I screw America

Make no mistake --- you wil... (Below threshold)
Bob:

Make no mistake --- you will all be in the rice paddy soon.

Read my lips, "Its all lies... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Read my lips, "Its all lies!"

President Obama makes a "fi... (Below threshold)

President Obama makes a "fish out of water" gesture when a reporter asked what Pelosi looks like behind closed doors.

He says there will be no fi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

He says there will be no firings over the failure to protect us from terrorists.

I think we'll be the judge of that.

The buck doesn't stop anywh... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The buck doesn't stop anywhere in my administration.

That would hurt the economy...

I'm too radical for this po... (Below threshold)
Rich:

I'm too radical for this podium,too radical for this podium,so radical it hurts...

War on Terr ..or ..or ..or<... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

War on Terr ..or ..or ..or

President Obama looks clear... (Below threshold)
AnnieO:

President Obama looks clearly confused as he reads the words "The buck stops with me" from his teleprompter.

...and so there are no dots... (Below threshold)
fustian:

...and so there are no dots to connect recent man-caused disasters and potential disasters to Islam.

But we are going to address America's concerns on terror by a dramatic increase in screening of those passengers originating in red states like Texas, Utah, and Idaho.

We all know they're bitter and cling to guns and religion.

Let me be clear! ... wait, ... (Below threshold)
Clancy:

Let me be clear! ... wait, what was I saying?

...and let me be clear, the... (Below threshold)
fustian:

...and let me be clear, they hate us because we don't have universal health care and an aggressive policy on global warming.

I could wile away the hours... (Below threshold)
Clancy:

I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
...

What, me worry?... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

What, me worry?

One simple way to have thes... (Below threshold)
fustian:

One simple way to have these bastards take airline security more seriously is to require this guy and Nancy Pelosi to fly commercial.

Deutschland über alles!... (Below threshold)
OkulaFan67:

Deutschland über alles!

When kissing the world's as... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

When kissing the world's ass, the pucker looks like this.....

"One more time my little me... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"One more time my little media minions...this is the perfect lip technique to blow smoke up joe sixpacks arse!"

Let me explain this for you... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Let me explain this for you: You put your lips together, like this. Then. Kiss. My. Ass.
Anyone else have a question about C-Span or other so-called campaign promises? That's what I thought.

For twelve months Obama has... (Below threshold)
Eric:

For twelve months Obama has blamed every problem on Bush, now that his administration is at fault, he's not interested in blaming anyone.

Read my lips, no more trans... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Read my lips, no more transparancy.

"Mr. President! Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)
jim2:

"Mr. President! Mr. President! What are you doing to prepare for your next trip to Venezuela?"

Transparancy is a lack of c... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Transparancy is a lack of color. Calling for transparancy in government means getting rid of anything of color. Therefore transparancy in government is racist.

This is how the MSM views O... (Below threshold)
Eric:

This is how the MSM views Obama, with Obama giving them a great big sloppy kiss.

Okay, who farted when I sai... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Okay, who farted when I said "The buck stops here"?

Who cares what he's saying?... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Who cares what he's saying? It's surely a lie.

From the Presidential Podiu... (Below threshold)

From the Presidential Podium, Obama watches his final shot in the annual Whitehouse Cricket Spitting Contest.

In response to Obama's newl... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

In response to Obama's newly announced recommitment to stop the attacks of "isolated extremists" a spokesman for Al Qaeda was quoted as saying "He sure got a pretty mouth..."

You Lie!... (Below threshold)
epador:

You Lie!

The company acquired by Geo... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The company acquired by George Soros, maker of Billy Bass, bring you the Machiavellian Muppet.

"To dream, the impossible d... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

"To dream, the impossible dream..."

"Mawwiage, that sa-kwed ins... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

"Mawwiage, that sa-kwed institution..."

"My new angry face should b... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"My new angry face should be enough to put a stop to terrorism."

"S---, who turned off the t... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"S---, who turned off the teleprompters?"

I don't get it. Is he sucki... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

I don't get it. Is he sucking or blowing?

Mistake!... (Below threshold)
howcome:

Mistake!

Let me be clear, my grandmo... (Below threshold)
guido:

Let me be clear, my grandmother always told me, "Barack, if you keep making that face, it will freeze that way." I thought, well, that's just what a typical white woman would say and I did not believe her. That is until my face froze into this "sh" expression from continually blaming Bus....ah, I mean, the previous administration for all of my woes and failings.

Dooooouche....... (Below threshold)
kodom:

Dooooouche....

Obama pauses uncomfortably ... (Below threshold)

Obama pauses uncomfortably during his news conference to adjust the two-headed monster up his @ss---Olbermann and Matthews. Gerbil stocks lower in early trading......

"When Chris Matthews thinks... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

"When Chris Matthews thinks about me, a tingle goes up his leg and he puckers up like this."

A Suit called a Press Confe... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

A Suit called a Press Conference...

(correction)"Read ... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

(correction)

"Read my lips.... you're f*cked"

"This is the way to purse y... (Below threshold)
xiphos:

"This is the way to purse you're lips before kissing a shieks ..... butt."

Read my lips, you people ar... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Read my lips, you people are fucked! Now that we have national health care; we need to pass amnesty and global warming legislation. I'm sure it will be bipartisan.

Frontal view of Obama speak... (Below threshold)
bg:

Frontal view of Obama speaking, after a creative angle shot and selective cropping.

"Read my lips. No new 'lies... (Below threshold)
jester7653:

"Read my lips. No new 'lies'!"

"The buck stops here."-The ... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"The buck stops here."-The biggest lie of all.

Most unethical President ev... (Below threshold)
914:

Most unethical President evah!

Obama follows through on hi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama follows through on his promise to listen to all Americans by kissing them first (before screwing them again).

"Malik Hassan Mutallab is a... (Below threshold)
914:

"Malik Hassan Mutallab is an innocent victim of the previous administrations policie's."

As the teleprompter broke a... (Below threshold)

As the teleprompter broke at a healthcare reform press conference, Obama broke out into song, "...I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me his advice

He said that
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang"

So? Is that a pucker or is ... (Below threshold)
914:

So? Is that a pucker or is He just an arrogant -ucker?

My answer to Jeff Medcalf a... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

My answer to Jeff Medcalf above would be BOTH, depending upon the time of day and who is in the room.

As Obama is once again blam... (Below threshold)
astonerii:

As Obama is once again blaming George W. Bush, for the 1,235,969th time, as predicted by mothers around the world, his face gets stuck while mouthing the B in Bush.

CORRECTION To # 19 :<... (Below threshold)
Maddox:

CORRECTION To # 19 :

"A$$hole with ears."

Everything burns.</p... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

Everything burns.

When lost for meaningful wo... (Below threshold)
Bill Long:

When lost for meaningful words, Obama resorts to whistling Dixie.

Obama "The economy is impr... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "The economy is improving and I can prove it to you. Today we found out that we had projected 10,000 lost jobs for last month and that 85,000 were actually lost. Under the Bush administration, the headlines would have read "job losses more than 8 times expectations". Under my administration the headlines state "job losses slightly more than expected". Now that is what I call progress"

Sing with me..."b...... (Below threshold)
Mabeldog:

Sing with me...
"b...O...l...O...g...n...a! That's what I dish out everyday!"

Translation-"Golly."... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Translation-"Golly."

"As for the debates on glob... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"As for the debates on global warming, we will have them on CSPAN, we will have them streaming on the web so that all Americans ..."

The Navy is all set to chri... (Below threshold)
exceller:

The Navy is all set to christen a ship in honor of Barack Obama. It will be known as the S.S. Blue Lips

On the back of His skull is... (Below threshold)
914:

On the back of His skull is stamped: "Made in Indonesia"

I said bow down before your... (Below threshold)
Mo:

I said bow down before your God and I meant it!

Peel off the back and stick... (Below threshold)
914:

Peel off the back and stick where-ever failure is found!

So the rumors are true, </p... (Below threshold)
914:

So the rumors are true,

If You kiss a Dictators ass to often Your lip's do turn purple.

Obama - "Let me be perfectl... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Let me be perfectly clear. Global warming is real. Dont let the -45 degree temperatrus fool you. We'll still have record cold temperatures. We'll just have fewer of them."

Report - "Couldn't it just as easily be said that we are in a cooling cycle, and we will still have record high temperatures but that that we will just have fewer of them?"

Obama - "Let me be perfectly clear. I will not lie to the American public like that. Next question."

President Obama briefed rep... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama briefed reporters on his response to threats from the Iranian President.

100 REASONS THIS IDIOT SHOU... (Below threshold)
914:

100 REASONS THIS IDIOT SHOULD BE IMPEACHED!

~see above..

Still unready on Day 354</p... (Below threshold)
914:

Still unready on Day 354

What's the big deal? Let me... (Below threshold)
Brad:

What's the big deal? Let me be clear, my underwear is on fire all the time.

ASK ME WHY I HAVE TWO MICRA... (Below threshold)
Flu-Bird:

ASK ME WHY I HAVE TWO MICRAPHONES

If I did'nt know any bette... (Below threshold)
914:

If I did'nt know any better I'd swear Barry's been chugging grape Kool-Aid?

One Mt. Rushmore pose that ... (Below threshold)
D. Dean:

One Mt. Rushmore pose that didn't make the cut.

"...and the transcript will... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"...and the transcript will show I delivered this speech without
ONE M/F'n BIT of Negro jargon!"

Wrong. You're wrong, Helen,... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Wrong. You're wrong, Helen, the Intelligence Community is "jumping under the bus" of their own free will.

Wanna suck face?

If Conan goes to Fox, I'm considering telling NBC I want my own nightly show right after Leno.

Whooooooooo said my numbers were dropping?

Nooooooooo, there is no tru... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Nooooooooo, there is no truth in the story that we set-up "phoney" conference calls with Biden and didn't let him know when we were really making campaign decisions.

I did NOT beg that woman, M... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I did NOT beg that woman, Mrs. Clinton, for one hour to accept the position of Secretary of State.

like Red Foreman says......... (Below threshold)
scotty:

like Red Foreman says......... Dumb Ass

"I wish Senator Reid the ve... (Below threshold)
chsw:

"I wish Senator Reid the very best of luck in his re-election bid."

chsw

One moral imperative rings ... (Below threshold)
914:

One moral imperative rings thru all of this poopycock.. Be careful what ACORN wishe's upon You, cause it may just come true!

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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