Saracuda!

Hurray! I just want a schedule of whenever she is to appear and on which show!

Good for her & Fox News. Hope it works out well for both of them. I agree that this should short term take her out of running for much but should also help her long term if she wants to get back into elected politics.

Fox is aptly named when it comes to their anchorettes.

Good for Ms. Palin. I don't like her politics, but I wish her luck.

Sounds like bad news for the Republicans.

She resigned as governor of Alaska because she couldn't govern due to all the nuisance and bogus ethics law suits from her hateful critics. If she runs for any office again she will just be targeted, again, by those same people.

The bogus ethics complaints tactic only works in Alaska due to what many consider a poorly crafted law that required Palin to defend at her own cost. In all other states and in the Federal government an elected official's legal defense under similar circumstances is paid for by taxpayers.

Anyway, I look forward to seeing Palin on Fox. If liberals go bananas when Palin tweets they'll go berserk when she cuts loose on them in front of millions of viewers. Like her dad said, Sarah didn't quite, she's just reloading.

The Democrats will regret their continued attacks on her once she returned to Alaska. If they had called off the dogs, she would have finished her first term and probably would have run for a second term. Instead, they chose to make it financially impossible for her to stay. What goes around comes around. I hope that nightstick of hers is a carbon composite, because otherwise she's gonna wear it out.

I don't know that the politically motivated legal attacks would be a factor, Kim, although you may be right. The problem she had was the overly permissive state laws of Alaska, which permitted any and all ethics complaints, no matter how trivial, to be filed, anonymously, at no cost to the complainant.

Federal law is a different set of rules, and our legislators have spent years insulating themselves from such legal potshots. Otherwise half our noble politicians would spend their entire careers in court.

I thought she was better insulated as a private citizen, because she had libel and slander as valid defenses.

All that said, Fox will give her the bully pulpit she needs to help us clean house next November. I hope she kicks butt.

I think she should have a segment called, "Three O'Clock Call".

"Sounds like bad news for the Republicans.
6. Posted by Frosty"

Yeahhh. That's some real deep thought behind that comment, "Frosty".
What did those kids put in your corncob pipe anyway, dude?

I have not heard it widely assumed that Huckabee's stint on FOX automatically precludes another run for president, so I'm not sure why the conclusion is applied to Palin.

I agree. She can have specials on how libeals attack conservative candidates especially women. It is payback time to the left. I think fly over country needs to be reminded continually how vile the MSM and liberals can be using their behavior towards Palin herself, the Tea Party's (Nazi, etc) and any and all other examples. I am glad she landed on her feet. ww

Now instead of fighting for what's right, Palin can quote fight unquote for what's mumble-mumble.

Ache-ka-ching!-ly predictable.

Hooters has signed on as a sponsor.

She resigned as governor of Alaska because she couldn't govern due to all the nuisance and bogus ethics law suits from her hateful critics.

Lolz. I'm sure it wasn't for the money. Nope, not at all.

Frosty: "Hooters has signed on as a sponsor."

It wouldn't surprise me if Hooters did sign on as a sponsor. Considering that Fox derives more advertising revenue than CNN, MSNBC and CNBC combined, no business want's to be left out.

Oh, sorry Frosty. That was a "business" analysis of the situation. I realize you lack the basic skillset to comprehend that. Maybe you can ask one of your pals at "International Answer" to explain it to you.

First show tomorrow night on O'Reilly, apparently. I don't usually watch his show, but I won't miss this one - or at least, her part on it.

This is wonderful news. Fox's already high rating should skyrocket. Good for you Sarah!!

This news brought out the troll dolts, didn't it. They must really be intimidated by her.

This could turn out great for Obama. When he nationalizes the TV industry then he'll be able to fire Palin. He's just petty enough to do it, too. Believe me, I know him.

Obama will likely nationalize the newspapers and radio first so Palin will have a couple of years at Fox.

Sarah isn't making Michael Steele's job any easier is she?

This sort of contract arrangement has some real pitfalls for Sarah Palin that can't be overlooked. It locks her into a contract that she can be sued for once she decides to quit. Further, it doesn't offer near the pay that hosting her own regular show could provide. And it probably effectively prevents her from building an effective campaign organization to run for president in 2012 as well. Further, it doesn't give Palin any opportunity to build a base of political support outside the core of mostly conservative FOX News viewers.

My best guess is that at least some of the ethics allegations against Palin might have had enough legs that by quitting as governor, it effectively ended any stronger case. It would be difficult to imagine someone who is entirely innocent of any valid allegations to freely give up their office. But regardless, Palin remains an erratic if not unfocused entity, and not someone who sticks with anything for very long. I only hope that Palin has some sort of an opt-out clause in her FOX contract once she quits that job to prevent a serious breach of contract suit.

I never really disliked Palin. But, I just found her to be a lightweight political entity compared to so many more serious politicians. I just don't quite understand her appeal myself. So someone explain it to me, please?

tim "Fox is aptly named when it comes to their anchorettes."

Demeaning bastard aren't you?

That said, just how are the females on Fox different than the ones, who can also be called "anchorettes" as is your want, or Hot Babes among other things on NBC, MSNBC, CCN BBC etc?

Michael Steele has a job?

Those 8 colleges finally paid off for Sarah Palin!!!
...and the announcement comes a day after fellow republicans outed her on 60 MINUTES as intellectually limited and mentally ill!!! Really, this is great news! Should be a hilarious run until she QUITS half way through.

CNN's numbers will surely drop even further just like Barry's.

Marc: The babes at FOX are known to be better looking than the rest. Hotties with brains. My favorite women.

hooson "I never really disliked Palin."

Really? Who could tell?

Oh wait I know, it was months of rehashing false BS concerning her along with several posts that displayed extreme and uncalled for hatred.

No surprise here. Palin got on a Murdock private jet back when she quit her job as governor.

Hey, before she was just a liar - now she's turned pro! She's cashed in on the book thing and now she'll get a fat check from Fox News.

But you rubes will keep writing checks to support her. Good grief! Holding out hope that Ronald Reagan will be resurrected if you send in enough checks to GOP and Tea Party fundraisers. It's silly. There will never be another Reagan, and Palin is such a cheap, flimsy imitation....

With regards to Caribou Barbie, could someone please explain to me why the Republicans love stupidity so much?

Let's see. Who would you want on YOUR network?

A. Amy Goodman

B. Katrina Vandenwhatever

C. Sarah Palin

Roger gets all the babes.

Republicans, if you're going to put Sarah P. on your right-wing propaganda show, do try to get Dan Quayle a spot there too. He would go so splendidly with Caribou Barbie, doubling the amount of laughs!!

And just for your enjoyment, here is The Rogue Lady skillfully discussing the bailout:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjZW4z9zqqY&feature=related

The three letters of the alphabet seen at the very end of the video sum up Sarah Palin's response very well.

I'm going to give you, Republicans, the chance to help out the clueless Sarah P. As you watch this lovely video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rXmuhWrlj4&NR=1

be sure to blurt out (at the appropriate time):

"DRED SCOTT, YOU IDIOT!!!"

"PLESSY VS. FERGUSON, YOU FOOL!!"

If Palin is a political lightweight, whatweight class is the dumb-as-an-eggplant Obama in, flyweight?

Dumbass can't vote present now, so what happens?

His 1 year on the job has led to greatest job loss in my lifetime, a unemployment rate 25% greater than his promised maximum, billions wasted because of his corrupt and idiotic administration, and a foreign policy that rivals the ineptitude of Colonel Klink.

One can speak without a prompter, one needs a prompter as well as speech writers, puppeteers, and several networks to help get his message across.

#31, Because posts like yours and those of other liberals let us know what happened to those w/o brains or initiative.

I know, I know, Republicans, that before Sarah P. starts her prestigious job at Fox News, you are wondering what is the answer to the all-important question:

"Does her stupidity match or exceed that of George W. Bush?"

Well, after watching this comprehensive video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E&feature=related

you be the judge.

Actually, the 1st tranny's husband wins, in a unanimous decision.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omHUsRTYFAU&feature=related

(see what happens when the teleprompter and the puppet strings break.)

highlander "Does her stupidity match or exceed that of George W. Bush?"

This is in need of a retake... "Does her stupidity match or exceed the of VP Joe Biden" whose job she was actually in the running to get.

highlander "With regards to Caribou Barbie, could someone please explain to me why the Republicans love stupidity so much?"

Because you can fix stupid, not that she is, but brain dead [ala Napolitano and the like] is just that, brain dead.

s green "No surprise here. Palin got on a Murdock private jet back when she quit her job as governor."

If only it were true right?

Then you wouldn't have to pound your pud so much, you could just drift off to lalaland and dream for real rather than put them down on digital paper.

"With regards to Caribou Barbie, could someone please explain to me why the Republicans love stupidity so much?"

I dont know about REPUBLICANS but CONSERVATIVES love Her tenacity and common sense.. Her looks are a + for sure..Sure beats that stuck on ugly muscle mind Barry attached himself to..

Sarah Palin lets us liberal trolls vent our hatred of whites, conservative women, mothers, and the middle class all at once. If Sarah Palin didn't exist we'd have to invent her.

Peace.

Can we get Lee and nogopostal back? They used to make me mad, but hooson and highlander just make me laugh -- it's so obvious their non-sensical hatred. If they had made me angry, I would have clicked on some of their video links to refute, but this is just no fun.

Look at the number of trolls and their attempted furious and funny attempts at attack. That speaks volumes about the relevance of Sarah (who has signed my book by the way). She only had 10 to 15 sec. with each of us, but she made sure to look at each person in the eye, ask their name, and thanked us. Good for Fox News, but I'm mainly looking forward to supporting Sarah in 2012.

Oh my how the troll haters come out with the mere mention of Palin's name. What do they fear? Whatever it is, it is certainly irrational. ww

She generates a whole lot of hate from the left for someone they're trying hard to portray as 'insignificant' politically. And as much as they try to justify themselves, it's pretty clear that it's hatred.

Take a look at some of the hysterics over in the Amazon forums for her book.

Amazon Customer Discussion over "Going Rogue".

There's people that'd give Andrew Sullivan a run for his money. Especially on her birth of Trig.

So, I was given a copy of Sarah's dopey book over the holidays (thanx for the xmas gift Aunt Marie *sigh*) and some friends and I read through it, laughing at the obvious lies and trying to count them all. It's a big job, I'm still not finished!

But anyway, IMO the biggest lie she has ever told - apart from the death panel one - is the birth of Trig. From the moment I first heard Sarah describe the "Wild Ride" home to Alaska to give birth to her son Trig, I knew it was a load of bull. No woman in her right mind would do something so breathtakingly stupid. Especially if they'd had a history of miscarriages - as she now tells us she did in her book. So, 44 year old Sarah got on a plane while 8 months pregnant (no good doctor would advise this) with a child she knew would need special care at birth to give some speech in Texas, and then ignored leaking amniotic fluid and labor pains in order to give the speech (while having contractions no less) and then flew home over 12 hours so that she could give birth in a small hospital with no neonatal care unit by a doctor who is not a trained OB? What? Give me a break! And Republicans praise this person as having good common sense?

I just don't believe it. I don't. No sane woman - never mind an obviously vain woman like Sarah Palin, the sitting governor of a state - would risk the chance that she might have to spread her legs and spill afterbirth, placenta , and everything else in public on a crowded airplane! Even I know better and I don't even have kids. I do know though, that birth is a messy business and once you are in labor there is no telling how things could go even if you've had previous pregnancies. That's why sane women go to the hospital the minute their water breaks.

If it ain't hate, it's something pretty obsessive.

Comedians call it "flop sweat", folks.

Sorry, Marc, but you have your head up your arse as usual.

Not too surprising, since the owner of the WSJ, Rupert Murdoch took Palin under his wing even before she quit her governor job, and his private jet was at the Anchorage airport waiting for her to get on board right after her speech.

That would be the speech where she resigned.

Sarah Palin decided to work for Fox before she quit as Governor.

The paycheck that comes with being a professional liar was more of adraw than finishing her comittment to the people of Alaska.

Caribou Barbie needs a new pair of shoes.

just when you thought Fox rating couldn't get any higher.....
Now Sarah has a venue to stick it to the trolls, and the best part of that is all she has to do is report the truth. Bet you trolls cant stand the fact that while you have been able to throw your attacks from behind her back, now she can look you in the face (on the HIGHEST RATED NETWORK) and call you out for the lowlifes you are.

Lightweight politicians??????? What is the "annointed one"? Stupidity?? Joe Biden, Nancy Piglosi, Hairy Reed, 57 state Barry, ad naseum

...call you out for the lowlifes you are"

If only she would, but her new masters are smarter than that. They will keep Sarah on a short leash. She won't be allowed to be an attack dog like Beck and O'Reilly. They'll try to prop her up and make her look presidential.

She's a good little money maker for Murdoch. He's not going to allow her to wander far.

steve green -- as I posted above, could you please get your other liberal friends to take your place? I know you think that "caribou barbie" sounds like a creative insult but to how many here is that original? For reals -- how many have never heard that? What next, she's a rethug?

Please, can you get someone else?

....try to prop her up and make her look presidential" .. Whoever you assigned to do that for the "messiah" is failing miserably.

All Sarah has to do is require an honest answer from a politician (either party) and I believe she knows which questions to ask, dissembling and evasiveness not allowed. Wow, that would be a refreshing new program. Call it TRANSPARENCY name names, confront liars, cheats and thieves

Just to make sure I understand, the problem is Sarah Palin's masters, die hard racists, Rupert Murdoch, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, George Bush, Republicans and their John Bircher bosses, pathetic liars like us, George Bush, Fox News and George Bush.

That's just the stuff I can recall since the weekend. Evil cabal. We get it. Blame it on somebody, blame it on everybody. We who are about to puke salute you. Brilliant reparte'. You're like a gift-wrapped bowling ball. You don't even need to open the package to know what's inside.

These two minutes of hate brought to you by Steve Green as a public service.

As I said, Steve, it's called "flop sweat".

There got to be a morning after and one dumb troll still stupid enough to be spewing bile futilely trying to demean a pretty Woman.

Steve a man you'll never be!

Something is strange here re Steve Green.
Above he quoted:

"Not too surprising, since the owner of the WSJ, Rupert Murdoch took Palin under his wing even before she quit her governor job, and his private jet was at the Anchorage airport waiting for her to get on board right after her speech."

I was curious and googled a phrase from that quote. It turns up at:

http://www.asiasentinel.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2068&Itemid=173

where a comment left by KarenJ , September 24, 2009 contains....

"Not too surprising, since the owner of the WSJ, Rupert Murdoch took Palin under his wing even before she quit her governor job, and his private jet was at the Anchorage airport waiting for her to get on board right after her speech."

Steve, are you a sock puppet or merely someone who copies/pastes from others?

They say a picture is worth a thousand words...

That ones worth 3.. Its a jet!

google the tail number - it belongs to News Corp.

I was in Junea in the days leading up to Palin's resignation.

Murdoch woos Palin with big paycheck - Palin resigns as gov.

What a slut. Selling out the entire state of Alaska so she can cash in.

Hmmm.

http://www.airport-data.com/aircraft/N889NC.html

Owner
Registration Type: Corporation
Owner: Wells Fargo Bank Northwest Na Trustee
Address: Salt Lake City, UT 84111
United States
Region: Northwest Mountain

Apparently leased by News Corporation of America.

http://www.newscorp.com/privacy.html

Gawwdam! It's a friggin' writgh-whing conspiracy, he tells us!

And that pic was found at

http://progressivealaska.blogspot.com/2009/07/saradise-lost-found-chapter-seven-exit.html

Love the expert photoshopping on the first shot there, Sarah out of the helicopter.

May as well let the comments speak for themselves...

basheert said...
anon@5:51am: I think that if she had been elected, John McInsane would be lying 6 feet under, taking his last dirt nap.

I agree with anon@7:54am: She makes all of us proud to not be a member of the GOP. If this crop of GOPers is the best they can offer, they are truly out of office for the next 8 cycles.

Between TwinkyWinkWink and the CStreet Band, as well as the hormonally challenged GOP House and Senate who don't seem to be able to keep "it" zipped - this is a great crop sample.

Pathetic what they GOP has become.

Hank,
You are surprised to learn that Steve Green is dishonest?

re: "You are surprised to learn that Steve Green is dishonest?"

Not really, SCSIwuzzy. What's surprising is that someone still in high school writes here.

"Selling out the entire state of Alaska so she can cash in."

You keep trying to sell that line, though I can't figure out just why you'd bother.

Someday you'll find a buyer. Might want to try DU - they'll likely buy it in wholesale lots.

I don't have to sell a thing. Sarah Palin sells for us, and the tea party boobs are writing the checks to keep her doing exactly that.

Your convincing no one of anything green, accept that you are a pathological hater obsessed with Sarah.

Get beyond it..

Oh, that's a lovely little site you snagged it from, Steve.

http://progressivealaska.blogspot.com/2010/01/saradise-found-chapter-22-faux-news-in.html

They've got some really impressive artistry going! You progressives, man, I just can't figure out why people aren't signing on to your belief systems and tossing money at you until you're buried in it!

Couldn't be because your beliefs seem to continually be expressed in the most ugly and repulsive ways possible, could it? I mean, I know they're what gets YOU off, but maybe not everyone's into slasher porn, you know?

Yeah, well - you know... what can I say? It's not that there's anything wrong with YOU... it's just... no, no, I lie.

There's something wrong, something BAD wrong about the whole 'progressive' schtick when you've got to smear other people with the most inane or disgusting accusations in order to make your positions and candidates look even halfway presentable.

And you look in your funhouse mirror, through ideological filters, and see everything as normal and desirable that others prefer to avoid - like a dog eating what it finds in a catbox. You see 'progressives' supporting the most homophobic of groups - raging against insecticides which could save millions of lives from malaria, against GM foods that could save millions from starvation.

The death count climbs, and you revel in your 'progressive' beliefs.

God save us from do-gooders such as you.

"There's something wrong, something BAD wrong about the whole 'progressive' schtick when you've got to smear other people with the most inane or disgusting accusations in order to make your positions and candidates look even halfway presentable."

Well said JLawson.

Dittos JLawson.

One wag has already dubbed the Palin project:

"The Box of Rox on Fox"

s green "and the tea party boobs are writing the checks to keep her doing exactly that."

The description "boobs" also covers the many liberals and independents that are part of the movement right?

right?

You'd be referring to Palin claiming that Obama "pals around with terrorists" right?

Or would you be referring to the President of the United States declaring marshall law?

Or perhaps it's the fact that Obama is a Muslim????

Lol... You folks really don't have a clue as to just how silly you look, making statements like that "smear" analysis as you run around cock-eyed with conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory.

But don't blame me - the eeevil mainstream media is behind it all.

BOO!

No, Steve, it isn't. In fact, your reply didn't have a damn thing to do with what I was talking about.

I was talking about how attractive the 'progressive' movement isn't, to folks who actually bother to think about the results of their beliefs.

But then, that's typical of 'progressives'. Don't bother to address the criticism, instead spin off something else to deflect the issue.

It worked for a while. It's not working any more. The 'progressive' movement's rapidly becoming seen for the utter moral failure it actually is.