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t's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley, center, reacts as Mass. State Auditor Joseph DeNucci, right, lifts her arm as Coakley is introduced by Mass. Gov. Deval Patrick before Patrick's State of the State address in the House Chamber at the Statehouse, in Boston, Thursday, Jan. 21, 2010. Secretary of the Commonwealth William Francis Galvin looks on left


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Get over yourself and wave ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Get over yourself and wave at them dammit!

Who wants to be a Senator?<... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Who wants to be a Senator?

Buh-Bye!... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Buh-Bye!

"Let's hear it for the lady... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

"Let's hear it for the lady who killed Obamacare!!! C'mon, BIG hand!!!"

Hey, I think I am getting a... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Hey, I think I am getting a pulse...

Well ,at least let's hear i... (Below threshold)
Dr Carlo Lombardi:

Well ,at least let's hear it for her wristwatch!

Raise your hand if you're s... (Below threshold)

Raise your hand if you're sure . . . you're incompetent.

Next up for auction, a comp... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Next up for auction, a complete and utter loser, in fair condition but with a couple of years of use left. Who will open the bidding?

"Aaaand the winner is......... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Aaaand the winner is.........(not)!"

Secretary of the Commonweal... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Secretary of the Commonwealth William Galvin, in his post-address press conference comments said, "What's not to like? She's a winner. She's clean. She's articulate. She's the new face of the Democratic Party."

Republicans nominate a Demo... (Below threshold)
D. Dean:

Republicans nominate a Democrat for the newest Mt. Rushmore candidate.

The Massachusetts legislatu... (Below threshold)

The Massachusetts legislature applauds the new Attorney General of Haiti.

Marcia Marcia Marcia... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Marcia Marcia Marcia

Well, I guess I can always ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Well, I guess I can always sell insurance...

Coakley...doesn't that rhym... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Coakley...doesn't that rhyme with loser?

In Democrat Bizzaro World, ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

In Democrat Bizzaro World, losing equals winning!

What can Brown do for you?<... (Below threshold)

What can Brown do for you?

When's the coronation? ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

When's the coronation?

A live demonstration of the... (Below threshold)

A live demonstration of the Massachusetts Democrat Puppet.

"I can win this seat withou... (Below threshold)

"I can win this seat without breaking a sweat."

Coakley is doing well in "M... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Coakley is doing well in "Massachusettes" though, one of new states in Obama's count of 57.

In desperation, Democrats t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

In desperation, Democrats try the old 'Statue of Liberty' play.

And this is the hand she re... (Below threshold)
fustian:

And this is the hand she refused to soil at Fenway park shaking hands with all the proles...!

You wanna be where you can ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows Your name.

You know, like at a big fundraiser full of health care lobbyists...

And when you raise this arm... (Below threshold)
Jeff Shaw:

And when you raise this arm, she says "Get outta my seat!"

You should see her go when ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

You should see her go when her marionette handler controls her strings.

I'm Martha Coakley and I'm ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm Martha Coakley and I'm reporting for duty!

One of the many tactics the... (Below threshold)
CZ:

One of the many tactics the democrat candidate used to clear the room of potential voters.

In a failed attempt to salu... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

In a failed attempt to salute the party faithful Martha flubs yet another attempt to connect, even with help from her handlers.

Martha Coakley wins the 'Ev... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Martha Coakley wins the 'Even less likable than Martha Stewart' contest.

Martha is regretting that n... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Martha is regretting that no one found those nude photos she did 20 years ago for "Horse and Hound"...

Golf clap fail...... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Golf clap fail...

Martha is basking in the gl... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Martha is basking in the glow of her new status as a conservative hero: "the lady that saved us from socialized medicine and several trillion dollars in national debt".

OK, String her up boys...</... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

OK, String her up boys...

Scott Brown's best campaign... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Scott Brown's best campaigner...

Somebody get her legs - Und... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Somebody get her legs - Under the bus you go...

In a desperate attempt to s... (Below threshold)
dingoatemebaby:

In a desperate attempt to steal momentum from the teabag movement, Coakley explains the new armpit f--k foundation.

After another reporter was ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

After another reporter was shoved to the ground, the machine awards Martha the take-down...

DEWEY WINS... (Below threshold)

DEWEY WINS

Have a Coakley and a smile.... (Below threshold)

Have a Coakley and a smile... 'cause you ain't gettin' a Senate seat.

And the loser is? The left.... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

And the loser is? The left. The left couldn't make it today so accepting the award for them is the recent lefty loser Marcia Coakley. ww

Another job lost thanks to ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Another job lost thanks to misguided Obama policies.

Czar du jour... (Below threshold)

Czar du jour

"Oh yeah? Well I can pile t... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Oh yeah? Well I can pile the bullshit this high...!"

Demonstrating how little ef... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

Demonstrating how little effort she was willing to expend on being elected, Martha Coakley had an aide raise her hand for her.

He beat me by this m... (Below threshold)
Topjimmie:

He beat me by this much............

Which candidate didn't have... (Below threshold)

Which candidate didn't have a philandering President husband to give her a Democrat party cake walk to keep her mouth shut?

Rahm: "..but...but...we won... (Below threshold)

Rahm: "..but...but...we won."

through gritted teeth...<br... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

through gritted teeth...
"I told you, I don't shake hands. I stand like this till you stop trying to shake mine"

Who pulled Massachusett's f... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Who pulled Massachusett's finger?

Coakley answers her critics... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Coakley answers her critics by showing the single hand that she was able to find her own ass with...

"Why is Coakley happy?"... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Why is Coakley happy?"

"She thinks she won."

"Won't she find out soon anyway?"

"Naaaaah, she's a Democrat. They've been ignoring Reality since 1954."

Mirror mirror on the wall, ... (Below threshold)
GianiD:

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest candidate of them all?

"God I hope my antiperspira... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"God I hope my antiperspirant is working."

"In honor of Teddy who want... (Below threshold)

"In honor of Teddy who wants to go for a ride to Chappaquiddick Island?"

"Hey, Martha Coakley! You ... (Below threshold)
pgg:

"Hey, Martha Coakley! You just lost a United States Senate seat to a Republican for the first time in 37 years! What will you do now?"

"I'm going to Camp Gitmo! I hear it's closing soon."

The loser and not... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

The loser and not champion. . .

"So, who wants some pudding... (Below threshold)

"So, who wants some pudding?"

Anyone here a Yankees fan?<... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Anyone here a Yankees fan?

Obama: "You win some and yo... (Below threshold)

Obama: "You win some and you lose some."
Coakley: "Gee.... wouldn't that be nice..."

"IN THIS CORNER, THE DEATH ... (Below threshold)
David Spence:

"IN THIS CORNER, THE DEATH OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!"

It's not Ted Kennedy's arm!... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

It's not Ted Kennedy's arm! It's not the Democrats arm! It's the people's arm! ...Wait a minute, isn't it MY arm?

"Like the Browns daughters ... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"Like the Browns daughters I am available...why is no one laughing?"

Who just got tea bagged?</p... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Who just got tea bagged?

Never go full retard.... (Below threshold)
davidt:

Never go full retard.

See, this is how you wave t... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

See, this is how you wave to the little people. It even works outside Fenway Park in the cold.

The next day, Coakley cance... (Below threshold)
hermie:

The next day, Coakley canceled her subscription to the Boston Globe.

PICK US PICK US... (Below threshold)
Flu-Bird:

PICK US PICK US

I'm dressed in brown so I'm... (Below threshold)

I'm dressed in brown so I'm the winner! Woo hoo!

"Hey Coakley, still believe... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"Hey Coakley, still believe sports savviness is overrated?"

Now when you meet Obama, he... (Below threshold)
Roy:

Now when you meet Obama, he likes to high five with his left hand, like this.

"First we take the polish v... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"First we take the polish votes, and our polls will rise high. If that doesn't work blame the jews"

A recent photograph of all ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

A recent photograph of all those who voted for Martha Coakley.

I'm a wiener!I'm a w... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

I'm a wiener!
I'm a whiner!
I'm somebody!

Raise your hand if you're s... (Below threshold)

Raise your hand if you're sure.
Not right, just sure!

"Look, she didn't even brea... (Below threshold)

"Look, she didn't even break a sweat!"

Take a bow Barry!... (Below threshold)
914:

Take a bow Barry!

Who here voted for Brown??<... (Below threshold)
Lynn:

Who here voted for Brown??

Strike two Harriet... (Below threshold)
914:

Strike two Harriet

"I've got your Yankee fan r... (Below threshold)

"I've got your Yankee fan right here!"

Firing squad - the target h... (Below threshold)

Firing squad - the target has a raised hand

Present!... (Below threshold)
914:

Present!

"Anyone suffering from tota... (Below threshold)
mojo:

"Anyone suffering from total recto-cranial inversion, please raise your hands..."

"I'm with Coco!!!"... (Below threshold)

"I'm with Coco!!!"

"She also hate clam chowder... (Below threshold)

"She also hate clam chowder, Tom Brady, the Irish and the Celtics!"

"Who has a longer face than... (Below threshold)

"Who has a longer face than John Kerry?"

Freed from Siezers bondage,... (Below threshold)
Ha ha ha ha:

Freed from Siezers bondage, life is again a joy!

See! No flop sweat here! ... (Below threshold)
Jlawson:

See! No flop sweat here! SURE really IS a great antipersperant!

Could someone get a mop for the other side? The one we didn't use SURE on?

On this week's episode of P... (Below threshold)

On this week's episode of PeLOST...

Raise your hand if you wou... (Below threshold)
Iowaright wife:

Raise your hand if you would like to see the last few weeks winners of the caption contest! (Martha has secretly posted and it may be the only win for her this month!)

Sister Mary Elephant... (Below threshold)
Ha ha ha ha:

Sister Mary Elephant

The Democrat Puppet Candida... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

The Democrat Puppet Candidate suffered a failure of the strings manipulating her. Fortunately, a Democratic Party operative was there to raise her hand at the appropriate moment.

"Put your hand down honey. ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Put your hand down honey. You can't run for President in 2012."

..and when you pull her arm... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

..and when you pull her arm she shits gold bricks...

"Martha Coakley basks in th... (Below threshold)
Tsar Nicholas II:

"Martha Coakley basks in the glow of her landslide victory in the Boston Globe's straw poll the evening before Election Day"

Sie liebt noch Sie, Mein Fu... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Sie liebt noch Sie, Mein Fuhrer!

"I met my opponent, and he'... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I met my opponent, and he's about THISSSSSS
tall! ........so if I HAVE to debate him, I'll
borrow Robert Reich's orange crate."

Let's hear it for Martha Co... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

Let's hear it for Martha Coakley! We didn't know what we were going to do. We had the House bill and the Senate bill, but the whole thing was going to fall apart 'cause we couldn't come to an agreement. Now, we can blame the Republican for the whole mess. We needed a real pro to tank the election so we would have our excuse, and boy oh boy, did Martha come through for us. Thanks Martha!

"We all know that Teddy is ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"We all know that Teddy is watching us from
wayyyy up there, so let's go out now
and win one for the Gipper!.....oops."

"Well, things could be wors... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

"Well, things could be worse. I could be Paul Hooson".

"Well, things could be wors... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

"Well, things could be worse. I could be Conan O'Brien".

Coakley entered this race w... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Coakley entered this race with her eyes wide shut and she still can't see that the Kennedy Seat doesn't belong to her.

Asked the form of execution... (Below threshold)
OLDPUPPYMAX:

Asked the form of execution she preferred--beheading or burning at the steak--, Coakley displayed a wry sense of humor by reviving Curly's famous: "a hot steak is better than a cold chop" gag. Those tasked to remove her from the stage were also amused.

Someone in the audience ask... (Below threshold)
astonerii:

Someone in the audience asks, "who is the most special person in the whole wide world' in a childish voice. Coakley involuntarily raised her hand. Her trainer, er handler was too slow to stop her.

Aren't you glad you use DUH... (Below threshold)
epador:

Aren't you glad you use DUH-nial?

Raise your hand if you thou... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Raise your hand if you thought Teddy's seat was going to go to a Republican....

Coakley gaffe's again when ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Coakley gaffe's again when a reporter asked, "Raise your hand if you thought Teddy's seat was going to go to a Republican."

The whole thing reminds me ... (Below threshold)
Lord Ben:

The whole thing reminds me of the Monty Python "Bring out your dead" skit.

The guy holding up her arm is about to drop it to prove she's dead and she's saying "I feel happy, I feel happy".

But that quote is useless without context.

If you don't let me put my ... (Below threshold)
bigbugna:

If you don't let me put my hand down, I'm going to kick you in the nuts...

For G*d's sake Martha! Put ... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

For G*d's sake Martha! Put your arm down and STOP singing "Deutchlund, Deutchlund, Uber Alles!"

3 bad pennies... (Below threshold)
retired military:

3 bad pennies

3 blind mice... (Below threshold)
retired military:

3 blind mice

The 3 stooges... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The 3 stooges

THe democrats of Mass give ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

THe democrats of Mass give our troops a class on what to do when they see terrorists.

Uh, hurry, I hafta go bad!<... (Below threshold)
Judith Hofbauer:

Uh, hurry, I hafta go bad!

Barrack Obama had Mass offi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Barrack Obama had Mass officials demonstrate his new method for overcoming terrorism and making the world like us.

All those who voted for Sco... (Below threshold)
T.M. Whitworth:

All those who voted for Scott Brown raise your hand!

"And this is how you wave '... (Below threshold)
Jason Author Profile Page:

"And this is how you wave 'bye-bye,' you @!#&$* loser."

I once lost an election thi... (Below threshold)
Lord Zoltar:

I once lost an election thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.

Denial is a state in Massac... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Denial is a state in Massachusetts.

Yep, She's playtex for sure... (Below threshold)
Ha ha ha ha:

Yep, She's playtex for sure!

"The next Senator from the ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"The next Senator from the great state of Massachusetts.... as soon as we can fabricate some more votes."

2010's 'second' most hated ... (Below threshold)
Joe:

2010's 'second' most hated Democrat.

...and the winner of Scott ... (Below threshold)
olsoljer:

...and the winner of Scott Brown's old truck is......

WHO NEEDS A JOB?... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

WHO NEEDS A JOB?

"Look what I found! Coakle... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

"Look what I found! Coakley was in the Congressional Cloak Room hiding as a coat hanger."

or ...

"We can hang this one back up. She ain't working."

Put yo' hands in the air, a... (Below threshold)
LordZoltar:

Put yo' hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just killed healthcare ...

Weekend at Martha's.... (Below threshold)
AnnieO:

Weekend at Martha's.

"Oh, the jacket comes with ... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"Oh, the jacket comes with her in it? Uhhh, nevermind."

"See, she's not as tight as... (Below threshold)
Rob:

"See, she's not as tight as Pelosi. We'd never get her arm this high without something snapping."

We're number one... uh... T... (Below threshold)
D. Dean:

We're number one... uh... TWO!

Coakley is so incompetent s... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Coakley is so incompetent she needs help raising her hand to go potty!

who loves Mao .. I do I do<... (Below threshold)
scotty:

who loves Mao .. I do I do

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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