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IPCC chairman writes smutty novels

Just when you thought the global warming movement couldn't sink any lower:

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As the UN's climate change chief, Dr Rajendra Pachauri has spent his career writing only the driest of academic articles. But the latest offering from the chairman of the UN's climate change panel is an altogether racier tome.

Some might even suggest Dr Pachauri's first novel is frankly smutty.

Return to Almora, published in Dr Pachauri's native India earlier this month, tells the story of Sanjay Nath, an academic in his 60s reminiscing on his "spiritual journey" through India, Peru and the US.

On the way he encounters, among others, Shirley MacLaine, the actress, who appears as a character in the book. While relations between Sanjay and MacLaine remain platonic, he enjoys sex - a lot of sex - with a lot of women.

In breathless prose that risks making Dr Pachauri, who will be 70 this year, a laughing stock among the serious, high-minded scientists and world leaders with whom he mixes, he details sexual encounter after sexual encounter.

The book, which makes reference to the Kama Sutra, starts promisingly enough as it tells the story of a climate expert with a lament for the denuded mountain slopes of Nainital, in northern India, where deforestation by the timber mafia and politicians has "endangered the fragile ecosystem".

But talk of "denuding" is a clue of what is to come.

By page 16, Sanjay is ready for his first liaison with May in a hotel room in Nainital. "She then led him into the bedroom," writes Dr Pachauri.

"She removed her gown, slipped off her nightie and slid under the quilt on his bed... Sanjay put his arms around her and kissed her, first with quick caresses and then the kisses becoming longer and more passionate.

"May slipped his clothes off one by one, removing her lips from his for no more than a second or two.

"Afterwards she held him close. 'Sandy, I've learned something for the first time today. You are absolutely superb after meditation. Why don't we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?'."

There's more for those interested though understand it gets racier.

I'm thinking we now know what goes on at those peer reviews led by this clown.

Sheez.

I'm off to take a shower.

H/T Amy Ridenour.

Crossposted(*).


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Comments (26)

Now we know how he plans on... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Now we know how he plans on spending those billions he makes on 'carbon credits'.

When arguing with liberal w... (Below threshold)
recoverd liberal democrat:

When arguing with liberal wackos about the myth of Man Caused Global Warming/Climate Change, I have said if you have the facts on your side, why have the Chinese refused to agree? They have some smart people in China. Could it be that they see it as an advantage to them if everyone else puts the brakes on their economy and they surge ahead? Or they don't think man, and their industrial expansion is a problem or both?
John McLaughlin in the American Thinker today "The Chinese 'get it' on climate change"
John McLaughlin.
"China is not a small country. Its landmass spans several climate zones and includes the roof of the world. I have to wonder how data from China would affect the IPCC's findings."

"Several Chinese scientists who have gone over the IPCC report believe that the IPCC may have overstated the link between global temperature and CO2 in the atmosphere."

"In a paper published in the December issue of the Chinese language Earth Science magazine, Ding Zhongli, an established environmental scientist, stated that the current temperatures on earth look normal if global climate changes over the past 10,000 years are considered."

The article is short and worth going to AT and reading the whole thing.
I guess the scientists in China studied physics along with their major and they understand "MASS". Models work in the lab but, in the real world "Mass" matters.

He looks more like someone ... (Below threshold)
Flu-Bird:

He looks more like someone who on the FBIs Ten most wanted list

He appears to be a little d... (Below threshold)
914:

He appears to be a little deranged? Must be the circles He jerks in.

When he passes on he will b... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

When he passes on he will be remembered for his large body of work in fiction.

The L. Ron Hubbard of clima... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

The L. Ron Hubbard of climate change, it seems.

"He looks more like some... (Below threshold)
Steve Green:

"He looks more like someone who on the FBIs Ten most wanted list"

No racism here - no, no - move along, move along....

And I'm glad to see you guys are writing for the age-level of your target audience at last, but shouldn't articles like this wait until school is out in the afternoon before they are published? giggle giggle....

Race again? Don't you e... (Below threshold)

Race again? Don't you ever think about anything else?

Yeah real racism steve cons... (Below threshold)
mike:

Yeah real racism steve considering 5 out of 10 guys on the list are white and most of the rest are hispanic. I guess you don't know what a figure of speech is

Racism is rampant among the... (Below threshold)
Steve Green:

Racism is rampant among the right - so much so that many don't even see it - it is that ingrained into the conservative culture.

The subject looks like he should be on the FBI 10 most wanted list because....

He's male? - no

Because he has a beard? no

Because of his skin color?

Of course.

And the only thing worse than standing by silently as racists practice their craft is to defend them.

Admittedly, Flu-Bird probably doesn't realize the racism in his/her remarks - Lots of racists will swear to you that they aren't biased at all.

"Yeah real racism steve ... (Below threshold)
Steve Green:

"Yeah real racism steve considering 5 out of 10 guys on the list are white and most of the rest are hispanic. I guess you don't know what a figure of speech is"

You know for a fact that if his skin color was white it never would have occurred to Flu-Bird that this guy "looks more like someone who on the FBIs Ten most wanted list"

Come on - aren't any of you conservatives adult enough to admit that's a racist remark?

And once you recognize the racism that underlies teh views of some conservatives - their hatred towards Obama, our first black president, is a little easier to understand.

Well if the Global warming ... (Below threshold)
914:

Well if the Global warming scam thing does'nt pan out, Parcheesy may need some downtime in the Sudan! Is'nt that where these sleazy UN types ply their wares?

l steve g-"And ... (Below threshold)
914:

l steve g-

"And once you recognize the racism that underlies teh views of some conservatives - their hatred towards Obama, our first black president, is a little easier to understand."

You are a broken record Steve...Racist, racist, racism.. First of all the thread is not about Obama although You want all things Zero night and day. Secondly, because most conservatives see global warming as the money laundering scam that it is You try to play the race card everytime.

Parchesny has been revealed for the dirty dealing He partakes of just like algore. Live with it!!

Need I point out that any m... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Need I point out that any male human being, in and around the age of 70, who finds it the necessary to write/publish a book about his own contribution to "man-caused warming" has a serious problem? And likely a deficiency in that area as well.

Steve gets wierder every da... (Below threshold)
Oyster:

Steve gets wierder every day. Reality is slipping away from him at a breakneck speed now. I almost feel sorry for him.

Okay - not really.

"And once you recognize the... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"And once you recognize the racism that underlies teh views of some conservatives"

Chris Matthews isn't a "conservative" Stevie.
Al Sharpton isn't a "conservative". Jessie Jackson isn't a "conservative". Louis Farrakhan isn't a "conservative". Jerimah Wright isn't a
"conservative".

So why don't you pack up that racist bullshit of yours and go back to DK and Huffpo.

#10 Steve Green:"And... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

#10 Steve Green:
"And the only thing worse than standing by silently as racists practice their craft is to defend them."

Since you acknowledge it's not the worst thing you can do, please take the more moderate approach and stand by silently. It would be in your best interest as you never seem adept at rationally helping your own cause.

Sorry to express this, but ... (Below threshold)
Hank:

Sorry to express this, but it's time to stop feeding our racist-woman hating troll, Steve Green.

He won't admit when he's wrong, drops the race card all over the place and refuses to answer Shawn and others as to why.

Sorry for the tangent, but I'm just getting sick of the lie he keeps projecting.

Race baiting in aisle 7, cl... (Below threshold)
Marc:

Race baiting in aisle 7, clean up crew in aisle 7

Everyone who has a talent f... (Below threshold)
bryanD:

Everyone who has a talent for writing as a hobby or past time has written something that some calvinist fop thinks is "smutty", just as every boy with a talent for drawing eventually "studies" the sexual characteristics of the fairer sex.

Leave it to Rick (from outer space?) to use such a "smutty" lede. (Even a Christian family or ladies' magazine wouldn't wish to appear as stoved-up as Rick's advertises to the reader.)

bryanD "Everyone who h... (Below threshold)
Marc:

bryanD "Everyone who has a talent for writing as a hobby or past time has written something that some calvinist fop thinks is "smutty","

Well smack my face and call me a "calvinist fop" then, 'cause every damn thing you write is smutty in one form or another.

Ahh, the warming of globes ... (Below threshold)
TexBob:

Ahh, the warming of globes and milky white thighs caused the temperature to rise to climatic heights spewing forth like the hot geyser Old Faithful.

Only the cold shower of carbon taxes the chilling breeze of windmills can save us now.

BD... the "smutty" lede tha... (Below threshold)
Rick:

BD... the "smutty" lede that you ridicule... came from the article itself...

Ya got anything else?

Idiot?

"BD... the "smutty" lede th... (Below threshold)
bryanD:

"BD... the "smutty" lede that you ridicule... came from the article itself..."-Rick

If "smutty" is a quote, then it belongs within quotation marks. Otherwise it takes the form of statement of considered fact, straight, no ice, by Wizbangblog contributor, "Rick".

(My second use of quotation marks is for effect.)
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bryanD "Everyone who has a talent for writing as a hobby or past time has written something that some calvinist fop thinks is "smutty","

"Well smack my face and call me a "calvinist fop" then, 'cause every damn thing you write is smutty in one form or another."
21. Posted by Marc

I SAID "calvinist fop", NOT pink triangularian twit.

Good day.

A HA!The past week... (Below threshold)
epador:

A HA!

The past week was just a prelude. Now we have official blog-buggerer buggery and smut-mongering!

bD triumphs.

I can't believe we are stil... (Below threshold)
olsoljer:

I can't believe we are still housing, providing offices and worst of all, providing most of the financial aid to the UN. This group should be ousted from the US and sent to Ethiopia, Somalia, OR BETTER YET, Iran, where they can live among the problems they are solving (oh, forgive me stevie, is that racist?) This pachauri dude looks more like a pedophile, my first impulse was to break out in a chorus of "AQUALUNG".
Get the US out of the UN and send them packing.

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