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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Former New York City Mayor David Dinkins, left, and NAACP official Hazel Dukes, right, sit next to Rev. Al Sharpton, center, as he address the media after meeting with the local political base to discuss the future political life of New York State Governor David Patterson Thursday, March 4, 2010 in the Harlem neighborhood of New York. State and local politicians, and community leaders who attended the meeting stand behind Sharpton. (AP Photo/Stephen Chernin)


Winners for last weekend's contest and this weekend's contest will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"Huh? What white guy....?"<... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Huh? What white guy....?"

"Dave in the back row was p... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Dave in the back row was pretty sure he was blending in...."

The Sharpton family photo a... (Below threshold)
Jay Wills:

The Sharpton family photo accidentally revealed their woodpile problem.

"My favorite cookie....? Or... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"My favorite cookie....? Oreos. Why do you ask...?"

"Ok, OJ Simpson is not our ... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"Ok, OJ Simpson is not our poster boy, uh man, uh, dammit" ... slams table.

Sniff...sniff....."Anyone e... (Below threshold)
zipity:

Sniff...sniff....."Anyone else smell white bread...?"

"One of these things is not... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?"

"There's a new sheriff in t... (Below threshold)

"There's a new sheriff in town."

"I'm not touching you."<br ... (Below threshold)

"I'm not touching you."
"I'm not touching you."
"I'm not touching you."


"I believe in the Law of... (Below threshold)

"I believe in the Law of Evensies, 'What's yours is yours, and half is mine.'"

We believe in taking from t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

We believe in taking from the rich and giving to the poor.

Us poor.

Fac quod dico, non quod fac... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Fac quod dico, non quod facio.

New, from Tri-Star and Dire... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

New, from Tri-Star and Director James Cameron....

"Dances With Demagogues"

This film is not yet rated.

So, I was just redistributi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

So, I was just redistributing the wealth a little. That's ethics!

Representative Stark surpri... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Representative Stark surprised everyone in the press conference when he declared, "Yes, I am Ironman!"

One of these things is not ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

One of these things is not like the other...

Sharpton, chairing a meetin... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Sharpton, chairing a meeting of the Congressional investment club, explains cheerfully that: "taxes are for the little people".

"HASSAN CHOP!"... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"HASSAN CHOP!"

Lets take another one, this... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Lets take another one, this time I would really like to capture the group's outlook on life, so really let your inner self show on each of your faces...

We're part of a Caribbean f... (Below threshold)
fustian:

We're part of a Caribbean fact-finding tour Rep. Rangel has arranged to help get to the bottom of those scurrilous charges against him.

The annual meeting of the "... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The annual meeting of the "Eternal Cob Up My Ass Club" is called to order...

POTP Convention... (Below threshold)

POTP Convention

Al's story about "this whit... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Al's story about "this white chick in Cleveland" was making the group a bit uncomfortable.

Sharpton is momentarily flu... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Sharpton is momentarily flummoxed as he is asked what he does for a living...really.

And to our left...what am I... (Below threshold)
fustian:

And to our left...what am I saying...there's no one to our left!

I thought the whole point o... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I thought the whole point of being governor was the free Yankees tickets...

Let me ax you this, who inv... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Let me ax you this, who invited Moms Mabley?

Al to his posse: Do NOT loo... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Al to his posse: Do NOT look at me, whoever smelled it......dealt it!

I got a jury of my peers...... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

I got a jury of my peers...rats!

Someone call the wookie. Sh... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Someone call the wookie. She is always late for these meetings.

Token white guy.... (Below threshold)

Token white guy.

Al Sharpton just before get... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Al Sharpton just before getting an Atomic Wedgie

The consensus opinion as to... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

The consensus opinion as to the grimness of Patterson's future was written all over their faces.

They're creepy and they're ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Reparations Family.

They're creepy and they're crawly
Just like Tawana Brawley
and they really like to scream
The Reparations Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So put away that frown
You're about to be shook down
You're gonna be called on by
The Reparations Family

"The Camptown Races...?"</p... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"The Camptown Races...?"

Depression hurts. Cymbalta ... (Below threshold)
Hank:

Depression hurts. Cymbalta can help.

Who's the token white guy?<... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Who's the token white guy?

Waiting for the Mothership ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Waiting for the Mothership ®.

He couldn't quite put his f... (Below threshold)
JPO:

He couldn't quite put his finger on the reason, but Agent Stache was pretty sure he was not the right man for this undercover assignment.

Al Sharpton is shocked to h... (Below threshold)
Michael K:

Al Sharpton is shocked to hear that John Stossel is standing behind him.

If that group was walking d... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

If that group was walking down the street, I bet they'd scare the hell out of Obama's grandmother.

This is the Brain Trust. Wa... (Below threshold)
mathman Author Profile Page:

This is the Brain Trust. Watch Brother Al as he looks around the room, looking for two brain cells to rub together.

Sharpton then said, "You kn... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Sharpton then said, "You know what this means? There ain't goin to be no pocket-money. There ain't goin to be no walkin-around-money."

(with acknowledgment to Paul Shanklin)

Can you pick out the useful... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Can you pick out the useful idot?

Nice mustache, Forrest, now... (Below threshold)
epador:

Nice mustache, Forrest, now RUN, dammit, RUN!

Barely a clue in the room.<... (Below threshold)
firefirefire:

Barely a clue in the room.

Reconciliation?...RECONCILI... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Reconciliation?...RECONCILIATION?? I thought we was here ta talk bout reparations!!

"I was born a poor black ch... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"I was born a poor black child..."

I tol y'all before we ain't... (Below threshold)
CZ:

I tol y'all before we ain't gonna commence no lodge meeting of The Mystic Knights of the Sea until Amos and Kingfish get here.

The President's first term ... (Below threshold)
a. moral:

The President's first term in office has taken its toll on Mr. and Mrs. Obama, seated next to then new White House Press Secretary, Rev. Al Sharpton.

We are above the law, ethic... (Below threshold)
Wayne:

We are above the law, ethics or morality because of the color of our skin. Got it.

Ok enough joking about the ... (Below threshold)
Conservachef:

Ok enough joking about the token white guy. Can we please focus on what's important here?

I mean, really. LOOK at that guy's mustache!! It's threatening to take over the room and eat Al!

Behold the new Verizon Wire... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Behold the new Verizon Wireless "Can you hear me now?" advertisement featuring Al "The Mouth" Sharpton.

Then it's agreed, the "Tea ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Then it's agreed, the "Tea Party" movement is a racist organization!

Hey Guys great news! With ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Hey Guys great news! With the election of a black man to the most powerful office on Earth, surely our struggle is over! Right? Right? I guess we will all have to find something else to do. Right? No need for us to keep up the fight. Whew, what a relief right? Guys? Right?....

Confederacy of Dunces... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Confederacy of Dunces

Tawana who ?... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Tawana who ?

What happens when a room fu... (Below threshold)
914:

What happens when a room full of angry liberals let you speak for them?

Answer: Race baiting!!!

Photographer...."OK, we're ... (Below threshold)

Photographer...."OK, we're gonna line up in rows, starting with those who've outlived their usefullness first."

Introducing the CBC candy b... (Below threshold)
howcome:

Introducing the CBC candy bar. A whole lot of chocolate, a healthy portion of nuts and a touch of creamy nugent in the center.

Why's everyone looking? I'... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Why's everyone looking? I'm just signing my welfare check!

"If you're happy and you kn... (Below threshold)
topjimmie:

"If you're happy and you know it raise your hand........"

"Wash our white hate with m... (Below threshold)
914:

"Wash our white hate with my blather, sugar in your tea

Whats all these questions you asking of me?

This is the craziest party there ever could be

Dont turn on the lights cause we dont wanna see

Mama told us not to come, mama told us not to come"

So, this is what a bastard ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

So, this is what a bastard feels like at a family reunion...

We are here in solidarity. ... (Below threshold)
Dave:

We are here in solidarity. Charlie Rangel is one us.

The liberal coalition waite... (Below threshold)
Roy:

The liberal coalition waited patiently and politely for their regular handout.

The day before Jimmy knew h... (Below threshold)
Modo:

The day before Jimmy knew he had to blend in. So, he sent his wife to pick up his best fake mustache from the cleaners. "They'll never know", he thought to himself smuggly.

Stupid is as stupid does!</... (Below threshold)
914:

Stupid is as stupid does!

Martin Luther King Jr. woul... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Martin Luther King Jr. would be so proud.
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TexBob:

And the menu will be Black Eyed Peas and one cracker.

I didn't realize you could ... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

I didn't realize you could do "group" mugshots.

Who brought the Ripple?... (Below threshold)
Mick:

Who brought the Ripple?

OFFICER! Arrest those crimi... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

OFFICER! Arrest those criminals!

Hey !! Who took my drink !... (Below threshold)
dude:

Hey !! Who took my drink !!

"The Negro Community (and t... (Below threshold)
The Exposer:

"The Negro Community (and this Puerto Rican guy) doesn't frown upon Governor Paterson's Shenanigans."

I want my drink placed righ... (Below threshold)
dodo:

I want my drink placed right here...and you smile more in the background..

In other news, the congress... (Below threshold)
astonerii:

In other news, the congressional Black Caucus has determined that mass murder is not a significant enough problem to have Charlie Rangel removed from the House Ways and Means Committee Chairmanship.

And YES, we ALL have paid o... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

And YES, we ALL have paid our (fair share of) taxes!

Introducing this season's c... (Below threshold)
BrentT:

Introducing this season's cast for Jersey Shore.

The panel of tasting judges... (Below threshold)
Roy:

The panel of tasting judges sat waiting for the frozen delicacy being created by William Jefferson.

Sorry Dawg, but that sounde... (Below threshold)
Roy:

Sorry Dawg, but that sounded a little pitchy to me.

Sharpton: "Hey, who let the... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Sharpton: "Hey, who let the cracker in here?"

Oh, him. He's our token wh... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Oh, him. He's our token white guy. Like that Flagler fellow in Chicago.

Al Sharpton's surprise in r... (Below threshold)

Al Sharpton's surprise in reaching for his own wallet was clearly evident!

Nothing is more frightening... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Nothing is more frightening than the storage room at Madame Toussard's!

OK, nobody leaves this room... (Below threshold)

OK, nobody leaves this room until somebody returns my medallion!

And I nominate Tawana Brawl... (Below threshold)

And I nominate Tawana Brawley to be the new House Ethics Chairperson...

I want somebody to subpoena... (Below threshold)

I want somebody to subpoena this "Amber Lamps" woman I keep hearing about!

The producers of Air Americ... (Below threshold)
Roy:

The producers of Air America again miss big time, with the pilot episode of African-American Idol.

We're getting pretty tired ... (Below threshold)
Pete:

We're getting pretty tired of you people pick'n on the brothers Rangel and Patterson. These are a couple of great American patriots!

Al Sharpton's initial meeti... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Al Sharpton's initial meeting of the "Keep The Dope Alive!" party was held today, but he was immediately served with a copyright lawsuit by Jessie Jackson, for infringing on his campaign slogan.

What? Jesse Jackson ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

What?
Jesse Jackson didn't get to be in the spotlight by being in the media photo?
He must be pissed!

Look, isn't that "W" comin ... (Below threshold)
devildog666:

Look, isn't that "W" comin in here.

The Harlem Frown-A-Thon got... (Below threshold)

The Harlem Frown-A-Thon got off to a rousing start.

You can tell from the looks... (Below threshold)

You can tell from the looks on our faces that we're all sitting here just pretending we're watching the 2012 Election Results coming in.

I think we're going to need... (Below threshold)

I think we're going to need a longer table for our Last Supper recreation. OK, which one of you guys here is Judas?

"We're just saying that New... (Below threshold)

"We're just saying that New York needs to go back to it's golden Dinkins/Sharpton glory days of the Crown Heights race riots and Red Apple deli boycott! What are you, racist?!"

So we have agreed - critici... (Below threshold)

So we have agreed - criticism of me is racist!

Grumpy old black Men!... (Below threshold)
914:

Grumpy old black Men!

If the race card fits, thes... (Below threshold)
914:

If the race card fits, these nitwits you must acquit.

"Fly like a butterfly, stin... (Below threshold)
914:

"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee, if "whitey" looks to his right, Ali will he see!"

Well, just like Barry, You ... (Below threshold)
914:

Well, just like Barry, You cant blame them for failing for they know no better.

Lifestyles of the bitter an... (Below threshold)
914:

Lifestyles of the bitter and clueless.

ROOTS 11 Th... (Below threshold)
914:

ROOTS 11

The bread hustlers!

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Jeff Blogworthy:

Can you pick out the person who is not a communist?

Yeah, it's a trick question.

mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama.

Sharpton - "who let that cr... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sharpton - "who let that cracker in the room?"

"Guess who's coming to dinn... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Guess who's coming to dinner?" from Bizarro World Pictures.

An America that looks just ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

An America that looks just like the Obama Administration.

We'll get started and say t... (Below threshold)
Spike:

We'll get started and say the Pledge of Dependence as soon as Rev. Wright and Louis Farrakahn get here.

Sharpton: "We are smilin'."... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Sharpton: "We are smilin'."

"Hey! Who's the light-skinn... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Hey! Who's the light-skinned gut, and can he speak without a negro dialect?"

The first annual picture of... (Below threshold)
Spike:

The first annual picture of the Litter Box Coalition.

"Hey! Who's the light-skinn... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Hey! Who's the light-skinned guy (sic), and can he speak without a negro dialect?"

oops

The minority vote.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

The minority vote.

Who's the f***ing r-word wi... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Who's the f***ing r-word with this bunch of losers?

Sharpton: "The bus stops he... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Sharpton: "The bus stops here."

Quick! Get the baby out of... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Quick! Get the baby out of the litter box before the cat covers him up!

Sharpton: "Why in tar-natio... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Sharpton: "Why in tar-nation would you ask me if saltine crackers are on Michelle Obama's Childhood Obesity Program's approved diet?"

Did the sister get her new ... (Below threshold)
greta:

Did the sister get her new Obama teeth yet or is she still using her dead sisters chompers?

Lt. Ohura appears to have a... (Below threshold)
914:

Lt. Ohura appears to have a little sunburn.

Nice to see OJ's defense te... (Below threshold)
914:

Nice to see OJ's defense team all made it to the reunion.

Shopton: "We are holding t... (Below threshold)
914:

Shopton: "We are holding this press conference to protest white as the neutral color of surrender flags."

Tijuana Bawley planned to a... (Below threshold)
914:

Tijuana Bawley planned to attend but had a psychiatric session to keep.

Boy, it sure is dark in her... (Below threshold)
Judith:

Boy, it sure is dark in here!

I'm announcing here and now... (Below threshold)
xiphos:

I'm announcing here and now, my followers and I are ready to take over The House Ways and Thieves Committee.

Al Sharpton admits to weari... (Below threshold)

Al Sharpton admits to wearing clip-on ties.

Where's Waldo?... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Where's Waldo?

Who's that cracker in the s... (Below threshold)
wildman:

Who's that cracker in the second row? Who invited him?

2010 group picture of the B... (Below threshold)
scotty:

2010 group picture of the Black Conservative Lynch Mob

Joseph Stalin IV trys to bl... (Below threshold)
Scotty:

Joseph Stalin IV trys to blend in with his new comrades.

The Reverand Al Shar... (Below threshold)
njcons:


The Reverand Al Sharpton, in an event organized by former White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers, addresses the media regarding the future of David Patterson.

Trailer from the new summer... (Below threshold)

Trailer from the new summer blockbuster -- Weekend at Neverland

Where's Whitey?... (Below threshold)
Jason Author Profile Page:

Where's Whitey?

After being embarrassed onc... (Below threshold)
Jason Author Profile Page:

After being embarrassed once again by Keith "Where Are All the People of Color?" Olbermann, MS-NBC decides to revamp their host line-up.

"What we have here is a pro... (Below threshold)
Rob:

"What we have here is a proper example of diversity."

Anybody seen Tawana?... (Below threshold)
Mo:

Anybody seen Tawana?

I should be president--I'm ... (Below threshold)
Mo:

I should be president--I'm right handed!

"No, we only believe in Aff... (Below threshold)

"No, we only believe in Affirmation Black-tion for us."

Obama's "dream" SCOTUS.... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Obama's "dream" SCOTUS.

"We're the Kwame Kilpatrick... (Below threshold)

"We're the Kwame Kilpatrick Klub"

"I have a dream...."... (Below threshold)

"I have a dream...."

Sharpton leads his Black Po... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Sharpton leads his Black Power Glee Club in
their opening number..."Let a Smile Be Your
Umbrella."

Chef Sharpton demonstrates ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Chef Sharpton demonstrates the proper way to
shuck an oyster to regional MacDonald franchise
owners.

Not the nightly MSNBC lineu... (Below threshold)

Not the nightly MSNBC lineup.

The Addams Family Started..... (Below threshold)
Mike Friedman:

The Addams Family Started...

I'm still waiting for th... (Below threshold)

I'm still waiting for the results from last week's photo caption contest.
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Yas suh! We s... (Below threshold)
william:


Yas suh! We shayerholders affirms our support for the ditchin of Walmart's Mistuh
Smiley Face logo....

"This ain't workin' I gotta... (Below threshold)

"This ain't workin' I gotta wide stance... ya see."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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