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Comments (111)
Let them eat cake.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by PapaWhisky | April 2, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Let them eat cake.
1. Posted by PapaWhisky | April 2, 2010 7:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 07:29
2. Posted by iwogisdead | April 2, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"So, Nicolas, if Guam tips over, is your country ready and willing to render aid?"
2. Posted by iwogisdead | April 2, 2010 7:44 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 07:44
3. Posted by plasticturtle | April 2, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Barack wears his SEIU power tie.
3. Posted by plasticturtle | April 2, 2010 7:52 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 07:52
4. Posted by JP | April 2, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Now listen, Nick buddy... this whole banning the burqa thing... I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but I wouldn't bank on Israel being around much longer. I'm not saying, I'm just saying, you know....
4. Posted by JP | April 2, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 07:54
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You like my health care plan don't you?
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 07:56
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hmmmm présidente crosses his legs like a girl.
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 7:58 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 07:58
7. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I can go to my right, but I prefer to go to my left"
7. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 7:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 07:58
8. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So I says to Joe, "You're right this IS F%#@&*%g big"
8. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:00
9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Nick...pull my finger.
9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 2, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:02
10. Posted by pibill | April 2, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sarko--"Damn, it must be the jet-lag."
10. Posted by pibill | April 2, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:02
11. Posted by Prairie | April 2, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
First you wet your finger and then you put it in the air and see which way the wind is blowing. Works for me.....
11. Posted by Prairie | April 2, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:02
12. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
I'm just trying to imagine the State gift you have in mind for the President of France. An ashtray? Some American cheese? A case of Boone's Farm in the handy boxes?
The mind, it boggles!
12. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:07
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 22 (24 votes cast)
Obama: "What's the most common French phrase?"
Sarkozy: "I give up."
Obama: "No really, what is it?"
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2010 8:11 AM |
Score: 22 (24 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:11
14. Posted by Neo | April 2, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
We could have had Israeli-Palestinian peace if only Kansas had gotten at least to the :final four"
14. Posted by Neo | April 2, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:12
15. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
We have noticed the growing problem of Islam in France. This is why we are now advocating a two-state solution for Paris.
15. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:14
16. Posted by steve sturm | April 2, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"We French have done some stupid things in our time, some really stupid things.... but nothing, nothing we've done comes close to the Americans making this bouffon President"... Tres imbeciles!
16. Posted by steve sturm | April 2, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:14
17. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
You guys in France figured out how you're going to pay for your own medical research?
Because I just pretty much killed it off over here.
17. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:15
18. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 2, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
(Sarkoszy thought balloon) "Will he never shut up? Come on, I want to get out of here. How many ways can this guy say the same thing? I wonder if Carla packed that new red nightie? Mon dieu, here he goes with the restating again. Please, somebody,get me out of here."
18. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 2, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:18
19. Posted by Joe Miller | April 2, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm really sorry I drank that 5-Hour Energy. I could really use a nap right now.
19. Posted by Joe Miller | April 2, 2010 8:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:19
20. Posted by Gmac | April 2, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well of course I wore a glove before I used the finger on them."
20. Posted by Gmac | April 2, 2010 8:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:20
21. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
By the way, my Justice Department tells me that under a liberal reading of the interstate commerce clause, we can tax French citizens too.
It's in the new health care bill!
21. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:22
22. Posted by IowaRight | April 2, 2010 8:23 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Sarkozy is forced to prop his chin to keep his head from bobbing as Obama's endless prattle causes him to nod off...
22. Posted by IowaRight | April 2, 2010 8:23 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:23
23. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"...and like I've always said, Drill Baby, Drill."
23. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2010 8:25 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:25
24. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Yeah, I did see those pictures of Carla. But, look on the bright side...Sandra Bullock is back on the market!
You might ditch all that Nazi memorabilia first, though. Might bring back unpleasant associations for the poor woman...
24. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:28
25. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Lemme put it to you this way.
If I were you, I wouldn't get sick while you're here.
25. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:29
26. Posted by IowaRight | April 2, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Sarkozy reflects on how a bold tie can really make a huge impact on any suit, even an empty one...
26. Posted by IowaRight | April 2, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:31
27. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Right down to ze pink tie, zis guy is a commie, non?
27. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:32
28. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Whatever, Barack.
I'm just here to pick up an iPad.
28. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:35 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:35
29. Posted by BlogDog | April 2, 2010 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, after playing the temp, you became the boss and then you were fired and then you got your job back. What's Steve Carell really like?
29. Posted by BlogDog | April 2, 2010 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:39
30. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Sacre Blue!
Without ze telepromptair, you make no sense? Oui?
30. Posted by fustian | April 2, 2010 8:40 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:40
31. Posted by Allium | April 2, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So how do you say FU America, I won in french?
31. Posted by Allium | April 2, 2010 8:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:55
32. Posted by TexBob | April 2, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I know they caught me on camera digging before, but man Sarky, check this one out!
32. Posted by TexBob | April 2, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 08:56
33. Posted by jim2 | April 2, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Look, French dude, say anything I don't like and I'll show you a different finger.
33. Posted by jim2 | April 2, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:00
34. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hey Sarky, you ever got one of them Nobel Peace Prizes?"
34. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2010 9:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:16
35. Posted by IA Pete | April 2, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Did you know that Michelle boils our vegetables from the White House garden in this very fireplace? She is such a national treasure!
35. Posted by IA Pete | April 2, 2010 9:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:18
36. Posted by IowaRight | April 2, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
OK, here's the plan:
Number One, The Banks
Number Two, The Car Companies
Number Three, Health Care
Number Four, Energy.....
36. Posted by IowaRight | April 2, 2010 9:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:26
37. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 2, 2010 9:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wait you're not that with that Israeli guy are you? O.K take the picture.
37. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 2, 2010 9:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:29
38. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 2, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Listen, as long as enough people think we're doing something about Iran that's all that matters.
38. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 2, 2010 9:30 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:30
39. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 2, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
How are the doctors in France? In a couple of years I'm going to need to find a country with decent healthcare.
39. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 2, 2010 9:31 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:31
40. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 2, 2010 9:35 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Sarkozy thought bubble: "I'm going to need a long shower after this to clean off all the bullshit that's flying out of this clown's mouth..."
40. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 2, 2010 9:35 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:35
41. Posted by mickey makulet | April 2, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
You know Nick, when I cross my legs like this I can hold it for hours, not like that sissy boy Gore who kept running out of the meetings when he was trying to get campaign donations from the Chinese. I tell you what, sometimes the only way to control the Obama log is to sit like this... and I wear dark suits. That helps too.
41. Posted by mickey makulet | April 2, 2010 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:37
42. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama - "So Nick, after the auto companies, the banks, and health care, what do you think is the next step I should take towards socialism? The cap and trade mandate or making illegal immigrants legal voters?"
42. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 9:37 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:37
43. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obaqma - "Hey Nick, if you think healthcare was a good step towards breaking the economy just wait till I add 25 million illegal immigrants to the welfare, social security, and healthcare roles. The VAT tax will be a shoo in after people see all that red ink."
43. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:39
44. Posted by Brad | April 2, 2010 9:40 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I don't know, Sarky, everyone keeps getting all 'oui-oui-ed up' about me. The French are pretty historically arrogant--any advice?"
44. Posted by Brad | April 2, 2010 9:40 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:40
45. Posted by John | April 2, 2010 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the biggest booger I ever picked out of my nose
45. Posted by John | April 2, 2010 9:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:40
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 2, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack Obama gets Oui Oui'd up with Nicolas Sarkozy.
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 2, 2010 9:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:42
47. Posted by IowaRight | April 2, 2010 9:44 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
What? You don't REALLY think I am gonna let em drill offshore do ya? Geez nobody here in this country believes that...
47. Posted by IowaRight | April 2, 2010 9:44 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:44
48. Posted by Jennifer | April 2, 2010 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama- thinking to himself "What tiny little man, I sure am glad that my staff was able to borrow from the old Carson show the slide out footrest."
Sarkozy- thinking to himself "Obama could pass for a French man, he surrenders to the enemy, sells out his friends, and well heck the whole Birther movement grants a big window. I wonder?
TOTUS-thinking to itself "dang, I am tired of being hauled all over, if I have to repeat last nights performance with Michelle O in the bedroom, I tell you, I will fall to the floor and shatter this time! How on earth could he not perform with the sweet seductive phrases I prompted him with, I will never know?
Sarkozy's specially made lectern- thinking to itself "I sure hope Monsieur keeps it in his pants this time."
48. Posted by Jennifer | April 2, 2010 9:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:52
49. Posted by Madalyn | April 2, 2010 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: Like Joe says, it's no big f****ing deal. Just be emphatic about it. That'll get them off your case.
49. Posted by Madalyn | April 2, 2010 9:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:55
50. Posted by JLawson | April 2, 2010 9:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"My shit? Doesn't stink. I'm serious - just take a whiff..."
50. Posted by JLawson | April 2, 2010 9:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 09:58
51. Posted by Rob | April 2, 2010 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You see, Nick, learning to speak French is hard. So I skipped that and went directly to being French."
51. Posted by Rob | April 2, 2010 10:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 10:04
52. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 2, 2010 10:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
No Nicolas, I don't hate the ordinary American ... but they can be irritating when they get "uppity" and start acting like they should run their country, instead of their betters like you and me.
52. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 2, 2010 10:35 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 10:35
53. Posted by Dodo David | April 2, 2010 10:55 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Cropped out of photo: Teleprompter behind Sarkozy's chair.
53. Posted by Dodo David | April 2, 2010 10:55 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 10:55
54. Posted by Steve Green's 1st Grade Teacher | April 2, 2010 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Er,yes, President Obama, I do agree that Michelle is a 'finer ho' than Carla. Now do I get that photo op and dinner?
54. Posted by Steve Green's 1st Grade Teacher | April 2, 2010 10:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 10:58
55. Posted by clearmind | April 2, 2010 10:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
No, really! I'm offering to sell back the Louisiana Purchase for only $20 trillion. It's a bargain at twice the price!
55. Posted by clearmind | April 2, 2010 10:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 10:58
56. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 2, 2010 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look, Nick. Always trim your nails before giving your countrymen the digital probe!"
56. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 2, 2010 11:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:02
57. Posted by Justrand | April 2, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sarkozy stares at the empty suit next to him, knowing the White House will photo-shop in an image of Obama later.
57. Posted by Justrand | April 2, 2010 11:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:03
58. Posted by BluesHarper | April 2, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you were as smart as me, and I know I am...
58. Posted by BluesHarper | April 2, 2010 11:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:08
59. Posted by GarandFan | April 2, 2010 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So how do I introduce that VAT thing without getting my head cut off? Any kind of French phrase I can use so I can sound sophisticated?
59. Posted by GarandFan | April 2, 2010 11:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:12
60. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 2, 2010 11:22 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
One of these is a cheese-eating surrender monkey -- the other is Nicolas Sarkozy.
60. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 2, 2010 11:22 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:22
61. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2010 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "What is this surrender minkey?"
61. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2010 11:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:28
62. Posted by 914 | April 2, 2010 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry hijinks: "If You tax them they will come"
62. Posted by 914 | April 2, 2010 11:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:36
63. Posted by john1v6 | April 2, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I tried to cross my legs that way once, but my testicles got in the way
63. Posted by john1v6 | April 2, 2010 11:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:44
64. Posted by Clancy | April 2, 2010 11:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
It was bound to happen sooner or later, but it still came as a shock when the french president realized that he wasn't the biggest pu$$y in the room. And unfortunately for the U.S., the room happened to be the Oval Office.
64. Posted by Clancy | April 2, 2010 11:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:55
65. Posted by infidel
| April 2, 2010 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know we don't use deodorant or shower that much but Michelle's jokes about your body odor hit the fondue fork on the head."
65. Posted by infidel
| April 2, 2010 11:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 11:59
66. Posted by RK in TX | April 2, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What do you mean, I "cross my legs like a girl?"
66. Posted by RK in TX | April 2, 2010 12:08 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 12:08
67. Posted by Jeff | April 2, 2010 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, it really does help to bite down hard on your thumb. I can barely hear him drone on about his vision for the future of the world order.
67. Posted by Jeff | April 2, 2010 12:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 12:22
68. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2010 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're right, Nicky.....It's a DC telephone
book under you.....to keep you from looking
like some shriveled frog on a lily pad."
68. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2010 12:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 12:36
69. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2010 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"On my Vatican trip, I'll bless the Pope
with THIS finger."
69. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2010 12:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 12:40
70. Posted by itismedavid | April 2, 2010 12:44 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
More proof that the French president is to the right of Obama.
70. Posted by itismedavid | April 2, 2010 12:44 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 12:44
71. Posted by Brad | April 2, 2010 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How do you do it, Sarky? When I say 'wee-wee' they all make fun of me!"
71. Posted by Brad | April 2, 2010 12:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 12:47
72. Posted by astonerii | April 2, 2010 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We decided to exorcise our constitutional right to regulate international commerce. We are writing legislation that forces France to start buying our breads and our potato chips. Each person in France must buy 2 loaves of our bread and 3 bags of our chips each weak, or pay a fine.
72. Posted by astonerii | April 2, 2010 12:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 12:47
73. Posted by NotAlwaysRight | April 2, 2010 1:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Just can't believe this came out of my nose...usually it comes out of my ass."
73. Posted by NotAlwaysRight | April 2, 2010 1:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 13:22
74. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 2, 2010 1:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "But I've been doing all the talking. Now I'm eager to hear what you think about me."
74. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 2, 2010 1:27 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 13:27
75. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 2, 2010 1:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The President didn't realize how long he had been talking until he noticed Sarkozy's eyelids had closed.
75. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 2, 2010 1:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 13:29
76. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 2, 2010 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sarkozy thought bubble: "Maybe he'll stop talking if I just close my eyes and picture him gone."
76. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 2, 2010 1:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 13:32
77. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 2, 2010 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sarkozy, thinking: "Hairy reed, hairy reed. This must be some kind of marsh grass, I think."
77. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 2, 2010 1:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 13:35
78. Posted by craig | April 2, 2010 1:42 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
78. Posted by craig | April 2, 2010 1:42 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 13:42
79. Posted by Dan | April 2, 2010 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now that I signed the Health Care bill I am qualified to give you a rectal exam.
79. Posted by Dan | April 2, 2010 2:02 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 14:02
80. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "I dont understand why you dont like my gift. That case of Mad Dog 20/20 was from my personal stock. Would you prefer a case of TJ Swan instead?"
80. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 2:05 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 14:05
81. Posted by john | April 2, 2010 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
did i ever tell you that you look like timmy geithner
81. Posted by john | April 2, 2010 2:22 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 14:22
82. Posted by SpideyTerry | April 2, 2010 2:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sarkozy thinking to himself: "What was I thinking? Rahm was right. Talking to this guy sober is ten times worse than having a hangover."
82. Posted by SpideyTerry | April 2, 2010 2:32 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 14:32
83. Posted by GarandFan | April 2, 2010 2:58 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Sarkozy thinking to himself "Shit! This guy really is a fucking idiot!"
83. Posted by GarandFan | April 2, 2010 2:58 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 14:58
84. Posted by Jer | April 2, 2010 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The last sentence of the disclaimer says it all.
84. Posted by Jer | April 2, 2010 3:03 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 15:03
85. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sarkozy thought bubble = "And they think I am a leftist coward! HAH!"
85. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 3:32 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 15:32
86. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama " The only French I know is - Voulez vous se couche Avec Moi? I always wondered what it meant"
86. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 3:36 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 15:36
87. Posted by Caesar Augustus | April 2, 2010 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Les Miserables
87. Posted by Caesar Augustus | April 2, 2010 4:00 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 16:00
88. Posted by Wiglaf | April 2, 2010 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...so I held the Bic lighter so long that I burnt my finger- turns out the Constitution wasn't written on paper- it's something called Vellum.....
88. Posted by Wiglaf | April 2, 2010 4:03 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 16:03
89. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 2, 2010 5:26 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I fart in your general direction."
89. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 2, 2010 5:26 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2010 17:26
90. Posted by Uncle Sam's Ghost | April 2, 2010 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No extradition and 700 million in gold, OK? Name it and claim it, baby!
90. Posted by Uncle Sam's Ghost | April 2, 2010 5:49 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 17:49
91. Posted by Slow John | April 2, 2010 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You'll like this Nick. I have a four part plan to make France a freer and more prosperous country than the U.S. First, health care...
91. Posted by Slow John | April 2, 2010 6:11 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 18:11
92. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 2, 2010 6:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Two reasons the world is not in good shape these days.
92. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 2, 2010 6:56 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 18:56
93. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 2, 2010 7:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know Jacques Chirac and believe me Nick, you don't know Jack!"
93. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 2, 2010 7:30 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 19:30
94. Posted by rbee | April 2, 2010 8:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"No frenchy,I am not wearin this color tie in honor of the brazillian chick we were scopin out awhile back!
94. Posted by rbee | April 2, 2010 8:07 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 20:07
95. Posted by Rachel Edith | April 2, 2010 11:05 PM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
"Speaking of trade, let's trade wives for a night, maybe longer."
95. Posted by Rachel Edith | April 2, 2010 11:05 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 23:05
96. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2010 11:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My prostate's fine, Nicky. But Obamacare
gives me the right to check YOURS".
96. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2010 11:18 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 23:18
97. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2010 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm giving Israel the wrong finger, but they'll get my message. It's called 'tact',
Nicky."
97. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2010 11:22 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 23:22
98. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 11:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama "Constitution? I dont care about any Constitution!"
Sarkozy "Sacre bleu"
98. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 11:57 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 23:57
99. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 11:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sarkozy - "So how did you get the health care bill passed?"
Obama - "I made the holdouts an offer they couldnt refuse"
99. Posted by retired military | April 2, 2010 11:59 PM |
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Posted on April 2, 2010 23:59
100. Posted by richard diamond | April 3, 2010 12:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do you mean Carla wouldn't go for it. Michelle already told me that she thinks you're totally hot.
100. Posted by richard diamond | April 3, 2010 12:14 AM |
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Posted on April 3, 2010 00:14
101. Posted by olsoljer | April 3, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So I sez to him Fuck The Constitution, I'm in charge around here."
101. Posted by olsoljer | April 3, 2010 7:39 AM |
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Posted on April 3, 2010 07:39
102. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "I know how to say it in Spanish, but how do you say 'merci beaucoup' in French?"
102. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2010 8:31 AM |
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Posted on April 3, 2010 08:31
103. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So all these references about 'Waterloo' don't have anything to do with Iowa?"
103. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2010 8:33 AM |
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Posted on April 3, 2010 08:33
104. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2010 8:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Obama offers to President Sarkozy to return the Statue of Liberty to the French in the same way he returned the bust of Churchill that was in the White House to the English.
104. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2010 8:57 AM |
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Posted on April 3, 2010 08:57
105. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Oh, f%#k Voltaire!"
105. Posted by Spike | April 3, 2010 9:08 AM |
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Posted on April 3, 2010 09:08
106. Posted by Bill | April 3, 2010 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And SEIU can do for you what they've done for me. Why just look at this great tie!
106. Posted by Bill | April 3, 2010 11:45 PM |
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Posted on April 3, 2010 23:45
107. Posted by Judith | April 4, 2010 1:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
107. Posted by Judith | April 4, 2010 1:41 AM |
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Posted on April 4, 2010 01:41
108. Posted by mahone dunbar | April 4, 2010 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, for tax increases, I put my right finger into the American public's anus, just so. Then, I cup their testicles in my palm and squeeze, squeeze squeeze . . . "
108. Posted by mahone dunbar | April 4, 2010 11:21 AM |
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Posted on April 4, 2010 11:21
109. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 4, 2010 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble: "Wow, Sarkozy thinks I'm awesome! He just called me a big shower! That must be pretty important!"
109. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 4, 2010 3:19 PM |
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Posted on April 4, 2010 15:19
110. Posted by clearmind | April 4, 2010 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hold that thought! I have to go and talk to my adoring public before I go have dinner with Michelle. You can sleep right where you are.
110. Posted by clearmind | April 4, 2010 4:22 PM |
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Posted on April 4, 2010 16:22
111. Posted by Kevin
| April 5, 2010 1:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
111. Posted by Kevin
| April 5, 2010 1:26 AM |
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Posted on April 5, 2010 01:26