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Comments (96)
Which one which one?... (Below threshold)1. Posted by mpw280 | April 9, 2010 7:12 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Which one which one?
Did her won't do that again.
Did her can't do that again.
She left the pancake house, can't do that again.
She's divorcing me can't do that.
Where is that number for David Letterman's intern?
mpw
1. Posted by mpw280 | April 9, 2010 7:12 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:12
2. Posted by JLawson | April 9, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Aw, crap. I'd completely forgotten about her. What does she want NOW?
2. Posted by JLawson | April 9, 2010 7:20 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:20
3. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 9, 2010 7:24 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Wil b playin ur holes l8r lolol
3. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 9, 2010 7:24 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:24
4. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 9, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee, Elgin, I know you want to keep tabs on me but couldn't you just turn on the tv?
But look at it this way, Elgin, I'm even more energenic when I'm NOT playing golf.
But Mom YOU were the one who said that you wanted me to remember what Dad used to say to me.
4. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 9, 2010 7:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:29
5. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:34 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Dear
On green
REALLY I AM
Turn on TV & U will See
XOXOX
5. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:34 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:34
6. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 9, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ooops, Elin not Elgin. But Tiger may not get her name correct either!
6. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 9, 2010 7:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:35
7. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Woods thought bubble - "great Obama wants another set of numbers"
7. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:35
8. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Tiger
really hungry
Meet me behind clubhouse
Monica Lewinsky
8. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:36 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:36
9. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Woods Thought bubble - "Where is that app for tracking mistress's phone numbers?"
9. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:38
10. Posted by Eric | April 9, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tiger unconsciously starts stroking his putter while calling a phone sex line.
10. Posted by Eric | April 9, 2010 7:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:39
11. Posted by BlogDog | April 9, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I am SO going to hole out. Good thing I'm not having any trouble with my putts.
11. Posted by BlogDog | April 9, 2010 7:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:46
12. Posted by rbee | April 9, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Sorry dad you won't be compensated by Nike for your part in the Tiger brand rebirth."
12. Posted by rbee | April 9, 2010 7:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 07:48
13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 9, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Is there an app for this?
13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 9, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:05
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 9, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
lets see ... dubya dubya dubya dot free porn..
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 9, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:07
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 9, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
While I was at the Masters the other golfers tied me to a tree, painted the n-word on me, and threw rocks at me. No one did anything about it.
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 9, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:12
16. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| April 9, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just got myself the most beautiful pendant in the world, don't worry I paid for it out of your account. Better win this weekend! Elin."
16. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth
| April 9, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:15
17. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"wow....nice rack...."
17. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:15
18. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"let's see.....how do you spell 'gonorrhea' again....?"
18. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:16
19. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"hmmmmm......according to this spreadsheet...there's going to be a surge of really good golfers in the next 15 years...."
19. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:18
20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 9, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Damn, maybe I gave that redhead at Denny's the wrong number...
20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 9, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:18
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 9, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tiger stares intently at his phone while trying to figure out how to spell "poontang."
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 9, 2010 8:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:19
22. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"hmmm....turns out the 'hospitality" tent doesn't offer that particular kind of hospitality..."
22. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:20 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:20
23. Posted by tomg51 | April 9, 2010 8:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares...."
23. Posted by tomg51 | April 9, 2010 8:27 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:27
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 9, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Looking for discrete skanks? There's an app for that.
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 9, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:33
25. Posted by geo
| April 9, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
Miss you too baby...btw who is this?
25. Posted by geo
| April 9, 2010 8:35 AM |
Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:35
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 9, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The game pressure is easy... it's the pressure building in my pants that stresses me out.
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 9, 2010 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:37
27. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Once a player, always a player...
27. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:43
28. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The groupies know him as: Tiger "Would".
28. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:46
29. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 8:47 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
More whores in more locations
29. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 8:47 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:47
30. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here kitty, kitty...
30. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:48
31. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
With all the babes gone, Tiger is reduced to playing golf again.
31. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:51 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:51
32. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"looking for someone to reshaft my clubs, if you know what I mean....put a cover on my putter, clean my balls, carry my bag, get a hole-in-one, pull the flag, someone who can appreciate a looooong drive, OH FOR CHRIST SAKE, I'M TRYING TO GET LAID....!
32. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:53
33. Posted by Jeff | April 9, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sweet! This Tigers Tracks app really works!
33. Posted by Jeff | April 9, 2010 8:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:54
34. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"can you blow me now...?"
34. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 8:54 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:54
35. Posted by Hodink | April 9, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IM to Billy Payne. 'Huge crowd. Enthusiastic support. How do you like me now?'
35. Posted by Hodink | April 9, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 08:56
36. Posted by Jeff | April 9, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So Sandra, let me put the "O" in Oscar for you ;)
36. Posted by Jeff | April 9, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:00
37. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Never up, never in? Thanks Mom, I hadn't heard that one before."
37. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 9:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:02
38. Posted by Jay | April 9, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Few people appreciate the athletic enhancement that comes from internet pron.
38. Posted by Jay | April 9, 2010 9:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:07
39. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Damn GPS keeps sayin' I'm in some river, in Egypt?"
39. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 9:16 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:16
40. Posted by CDR M | April 9, 2010 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baby, when I said I was going to put my balls in some holes today, I meant golf. I gave up that other stuff. Really.
40. Posted by CDR M | April 9, 2010 9:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:20
41. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 9, 2010 9:21 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Elin honey, please don't leave me, it would KILL my endorse- er, it would be bad for the kids!
41. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 9, 2010 9:21 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:21
42. Posted by chsw | April 9, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I can play 18 holes and a round of golf, too.
42. Posted by chsw | April 9, 2010 9:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:31
43. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
More pars in more locations
43. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 9:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:34
44. Posted by Rachel Edith | April 9, 2010 9:36 AM | Score: 13 (19 votes cast)
Tiger and Toyota. You trusted us before. Just do it again. (Endorsed by Earl.)
44. Posted by Rachel Edith | April 9, 2010 9:36 AM |
Score: 13 (19 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:36
45. Posted by Faith+1 | April 9, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tiger updates his Facebook status. "Having trouble on the 10th hole cuz Erin took my balls."
45. Posted by Faith+1 | April 9, 2010 9:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:51
46. Posted by Faith+1 | April 9, 2010 9:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
argh... proofreading is your friend.
Change that to:
Tiger updates his Facebook status. "Having trouble on the 10th hole cuz Elin took my balls."
46. Posted by Faith+1 | April 9, 2010 9:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:52
47. Posted by kevino | April 9, 2010 9:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Need a Ho in a hurry?
There's an app for that!
47. Posted by kevino | April 9, 2010 9:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:52
48. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(text) "Wishing you as many bad lies as Obama has had.- Elin"
48. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 9:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 09:53
49. Posted by jbinnout | April 9, 2010 10:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ahhh, it's that 22 year old from the rehab center. Now a blond....niiiice!
49. Posted by jbinnout | April 9, 2010 10:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 10:05
50. Posted by Dodo David | April 9, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Hugh, I have to cancel my participation in Playboy's 18-ho tournament. I have to play golf, instead. - Tiger"
50. Posted by Dodo David | April 9, 2010 10:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 10:10
51. Posted by ChiefMinion | April 9, 2010 10:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Damn, I told them not to call me here.
51. Posted by ChiefMinion | April 9, 2010 10:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 10:12
52. Posted by Jannyfayfay | April 9, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Could you please take your name off your phone.
52. Posted by Jannyfayfay | April 9, 2010 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 10:19
53. Posted by Roy | April 9, 2010 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tiger, the twatter
53. Posted by Roy | April 9, 2010 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 10:21
54. Posted by JP | April 9, 2010 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Earl Woods needs look no further to answer the question of whether or not Tiger learned anything from his recent issues...
54. Posted by JP | April 9, 2010 10:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 10:41
55. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 10:45 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
New bio-pic being filmed about Tiger Woods. The working title is a combination of two previous movies, "Save the Tiger" and "Bang the Drum Slowly", new movie is called "Bang Tiger Slowly". This movie is not yet rated.
55. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 10:45 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 10:45
56. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 9, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Michelle O. again? Not now, woman."
56. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 9, 2010 11:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 11:03
57. Posted by 1903A3 | April 9, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"Damn it,I told her never to call me at work!"
57. Posted by 1903A3 | April 9, 2010 11:05 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 11:05
58. Posted by GarandFan | April 9, 2010 11:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hmmmm.....offer of a '4-some' later tonight. Kinky!
58. Posted by GarandFan | April 9, 2010 11:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 11:10
59. Posted by Bill Shives | April 9, 2010 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow! first my dad contacts me through a add for nike now he is text messaging me from the grave. DAD I GET THE POINT.
59. Posted by Bill Shives | April 9, 2010 11:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 11:16
60. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 11:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Man I need the help of a PR Jedi" (texting) Help me Oprah-wan Winfrey-obi, you're my only hope.
60. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2010 11:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 11:25
61. Posted by infidel
| April 9, 2010 11:28 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Oh no....hot babes on the green....let's remember those sex addiction exersizes.....10 deep knee bends, picture of Nancy Pelosi on the phone, let out some gas....."
61. Posted by infidel
| April 9, 2010 11:28 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 11:28
62. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 9, 2010 11:48 AM | Score: -12 (12 votes cast)
If you are without sin then cast the first stone! Give the guy a break. He is trying to fly right and put the past behind him. Shame on you...let it go!
62. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 9, 2010 11:48 AM |
Score: -12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 11:48
63. Posted by Neo | April 9, 2010 12:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Is his putter ready ?
63. Posted by Neo | April 9, 2010 12:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 12:00
64. Posted by 914 | April 9, 2010 12:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
#62 and caption:
What an asshole!
64. Posted by 914 | April 9, 2010 12:23 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 12:23
65. Posted by Rick13 | April 9, 2010 2:22 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Next, we've got Woody from Augusta, Georgia! Woody, welcome to the Dr. Laura show!"
65. Posted by Rick13 | April 9, 2010 2:22 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 14:22
66. Posted by 914 | April 9, 2010 2:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Is his putter ready ?"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
The real question is, is his driver handy?
66. Posted by 914 | April 9, 2010 2:28 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 14:28
67. Posted by 914 | April 9, 2010 2:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Or does he require a sand wedge to get out of the trap his 5 wood put him in?
67. Posted by 914 | April 9, 2010 2:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 14:30
68. Posted by Doug | April 9, 2010 2:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
" Can you feel me now?"
68. Posted by Doug | April 9, 2010 2:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 14:38
69. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 2:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Announcer - "And here are at the 8th hole of the Masters, ladies and
gentleman. Tiger woods lining up the putt under incredible pressue as he
finds out his attorneys have just raised their fees."
69. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 2:43 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 14:43
70. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 2:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Wow those are the nicest birdies I have seen all day"
70. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 2:45 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 14:45
71. Posted by 914 | April 9, 2010 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hooter scoot bogie!
71. Posted by 914 | April 9, 2010 2:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 14:51
72. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 2:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Let's see....it says I should contact my doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours....5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....SEND"
72. Posted by zipity | April 9, 2010 2:58 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 14:58
73. Posted by CZ | April 9, 2010 3:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Of course I played a round yesterday. Today I'm golfing.
73. Posted by CZ | April 9, 2010 3:11 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 15:11
74. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see Tiger's still putting them in the hole.
74. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 3:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 15:15
75. Posted by Jeff | April 9, 2010 4:02 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Crouching Tiger, putter draggin
75. Posted by Jeff | April 9, 2010 4:02 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 16:02
76. Posted by tomg51 | April 9, 2010 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"sudn deth OT
kaaj mach
11.4.10
tigr V TBA lg Kat
1000K$ tix"
seets avail
Sponcerd by elin entrpriz
remove from mail list? Y/N"
wtf? uh uh _Y_
76. Posted by tomg51 | April 9, 2010 4:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 16:23
77. Posted by Peter F. | April 9, 2010 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dad....you spoke to me from the grave. But the texting is creepin' me out'
77. Posted by Peter F. | April 9, 2010 5:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 17:06
78. Posted by Peter F. | April 9, 2010 5:11 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"867-5309? Who the hell is that?"
78. Posted by Peter F. | April 9, 2010 5:11 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 17:11
79. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 5:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When asked later why he studied the hole for so long, Tiger Woods responded "She was f*cking HOT!!!!"
79. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 5:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 17:59
80. Posted by Spike | April 9, 2010 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Elin, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My girlfriend went through my phone...."
80. Posted by Spike | April 9, 2010 7:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 19:34
81. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Thought bubble
Keep my mind on the game!
Got to keep my mind on the game!
What do I do?
What do I do?
Got it.
One nude picture of Helen Thomas coming up.
Okay ready to putt now.
81. Posted by retired military | April 9, 2010 7:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 19:50
82. Posted by Dave G. | April 9, 2010 8:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
V for Vagina
82. Posted by Dave G. | April 9, 2010 8:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 20:31
83. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Still holing, I see.
83. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2010 8:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 9, 2010 20:50
84. Posted by TexBob | April 10, 2010 12:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dear Cherry and Candy, this threesome today can't compare to the ones we had.
kisses,
Tigger.
84. Posted by TexBob | April 10, 2010 12:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 10, 2010 00:20
85. Posted by Jeremy from We Took The Bait | April 10, 2010 12:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
To keep his AT & T sponsorship, Tiger has to pretend to make a phone call every other hole, even though the television audience knows that it's impossible to get reception in Augusta.
85. Posted by Jeremy from We Took The Bait | April 10, 2010 12:52 AM |
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Posted on April 10, 2010 00:52
86. Posted by 914 | April 10, 2010 1:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mini golf
86. Posted by 914 | April 10, 2010 1:11 AM |
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Posted on April 10, 2010 01:11
87. Posted by 914 | April 10, 2010 2:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wheres a damn mailbox when you need one?"
87. Posted by 914 | April 10, 2010 2:00 AM |
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Posted on April 10, 2010 02:00
88. Posted by Scotty | April 10, 2010 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bunny Ranch, Bunny Ranch ... Dammit I thought I had them on speed dial..
88. Posted by Scotty | April 10, 2010 12:21 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2010 12:21
89. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 10, 2010 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Twit ...errrr
89. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 10, 2010 3:28 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2010 15:28
90. Posted by rodney dill | April 10, 2010 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pondering the 19th hole
90. Posted by rodney dill | April 10, 2010 5:36 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2010 17:36
91. Posted by Hangtown Bob | April 10, 2010 6:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tiger making a date to play the 19th hole of the day!
91. Posted by Hangtown Bob | April 10, 2010 6:33 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2010 18:33
92. Posted by Linda Starr | April 10, 2010 7:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...sure glad Obama gave me his secret Blackberry contact info..."
92. Posted by Linda Starr | April 10, 2010 7:29 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2010 19:29
93. Posted by Dave | April 11, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Barak, can you read the break?
93. Posted by Dave | April 11, 2010 8:00 AM |
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Posted on April 11, 2010 08:00
94. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2010 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
News announcer.
"Well folks here we have Tiger Woods answering questions on Twitter. Lets look over his shoulder at the question he is answering now."
"Tiger, why did you return to golf so soon?"
And his answer ladies and gentlemen is ..
"I heard I could a lay on the green"
"and this is Jim Anderson reporting on the 2nd hole at Augusta".
94. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2010 5:21 PM |
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Posted on April 11, 2010 17:21
95. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2010 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here is Tiger looking at his Star Wars horoscope.
"These are not the lays you are looking for"
95. Posted by retired military | April 11, 2010 5:23 PM |
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Posted on April 11, 2010 17:23
96. Posted by Kevin
| April 12, 2010 1:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
96. Posted by Kevin
| April 12, 2010 1:35 AM |
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Posted on April 12, 2010 01:35