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Comments (136)
Most.powerful.queef.ever</p... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 7:08 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Most.powerful.queef.ever
1. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 7:08 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:08
2. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 7:08 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Where's the broom?
2. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 7:08 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:08
3. Posted by iwogisdead | April 16, 2010 7:16 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Dispelling any doubt about her magical abilities, Michelle the Voodoo Queen levitates for the press.
3. Posted by iwogisdead | April 16, 2010 7:16 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:16
4. Posted by iwogisdead | April 16, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
With the country now headed for bankruptcy, Michelle Obama is finally so proud of America that she leaps with joy.
4. Posted by iwogisdead | April 16, 2010 7:20 AM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:20
5. Posted by Eric | April 16, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
How to train your dragon
5. Posted by Eric | April 16, 2010 7:20 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:20
6. Posted by Jay Wills | April 16, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
As the Dark Queen began to levitate, little Lula suddenly realized that she was about to be eaten alive.
6. Posted by Jay Wills | April 16, 2010 7:21 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:21
7. Posted by Rad | April 16, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
....and then she farted
7. Posted by Rad | April 16, 2010 7:25 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:25
8. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Masculine woman cant jump!
8. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:27
9. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From crouching Tiger to leaping Lizards.
9. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 7:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:27
10. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiIIIIPPPP!!!
10. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:28
11. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 16, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 34 (34 votes cast)
Technically its not anti-gravity if the earth rejects you.
11. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 16, 2010 7:29 AM |
Score: 34 (34 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:29
12. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Listen up kidz!!
Barack Hussein Obama! mmmm mmmm mmmm
Hes going to make a visit! mmmm mmmm mmmm
Hes coming here today! mmmm mmmm mmmm
Hes going to save the world ! mmmm mmmm mmmm"
12. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:33 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:33
13. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Whaddaya know! Bullshit does fly.
13. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 7:35 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:35
14. Posted by Eric | April 16, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Large raptors have been known to carry away small children.
In this rare photo, as children scream in terror, we see a giant Yellow Toed Arugala Owlbama swooping in for a snack.
14. Posted by Eric | April 16, 2010 7:36 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:36
15. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She dreamed she transformed the country in her Maidenform bra.
15. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 7:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:36
16. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Powers of light and darkness collide.
16. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:36
17. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 7:37 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
The Wicked Witch of the East Wing.
17. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 7:37 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:37
18. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The First Lady establishes the National Association for the Advancement of Calisthenic People.
18. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:38
19. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Suffer the little children to come unto me....and we'll eventually REALLY make them suffer." Hussein 6:66
19. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:40 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:40
20. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:40 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
SQWAWK! SQUWAWK! SQUWAWK!
20. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:40 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:40
21. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
I thought the DoDo bird was extinct?
21. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:42 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:42
22. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
After calisthenics, we'll go to Music and sing "Barack Hussein Obama; Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm!", followed by a class on "The Common Good" in Sociology.
22. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:43 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:43
23. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The Obama Administration: An exercise in Futility!
23. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:45
24. Posted by al | April 16, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I believe I can fly!
24. Posted by al | April 16, 2010 7:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:46
25. Posted by Faith+1 | April 16, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Ive got you my pretties!"
25. Posted by Faith+1 | April 16, 2010 7:46 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:46
26. Posted by Faith+1 | April 16, 2010 7:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
....and Hillary's ass is thhhiiiissss wide."
26. Posted by Faith+1 | April 16, 2010 7:47 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:47
27. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's Mary Tyler Obama:
Who can transform the world with just her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it
Tragedy is all around, no need to waste it
The country is yours, why don't you take it
You're gonna break it after all
You're gonna break it after all
27. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 7:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:47
28. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
The Pointless Sister sings "Jump!"
28. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:48 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:48
29. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Next my little sweets, lets all read "rules for radicals" and make Barry proud of our country again..."
29. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 7:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:50
30. Posted by Greta | April 16, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Notice the woman in back of her. She is amazed that she was able to levitate with that huge butt or she was wondering how this babe became first "lady"
30. Posted by Greta | April 16, 2010 7:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:52
31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 16, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm melting...melting...melting
31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 16, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:54
32. Posted by retired military | April 16, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Paramount's remake of the flying nun was renamed to the flying witch when Michello Obama was cast in the part.
32. Posted by retired military | April 16, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:54
33. Posted by retired military | April 16, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Like any woman would, Michelle Obama jumps for joy when she finds out she can spend trillions of dollars of other's people money.
33. Posted by retired military | April 16, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 07:55
34. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"These things must be handled delicately"
34. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:01
35. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Hope floats!
Then again, so does flatulence..
35. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:07
36. Posted by John | April 16, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Down here - we ALL float!!!!
36. Posted by John | April 16, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:09
37. Posted by zipity | April 16, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"All together now....GOD DAMN AMERICA...."
37. Posted by zipity | April 16, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:12
38. Posted by tomg51 | April 16, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
The new NASA space program is revealed in Mexico City
38. Posted by tomg51 | April 16, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:14
39. Posted by jim2 | April 16, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"And because Obama will not fund a fence, you will always be able to jump over our border just as easy as ... this!"
39. Posted by jim2 | April 16, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:18
40. Posted by Cindermutha | April 16, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Come my little lemmings.... JUMP!
40. Posted by Cindermutha | April 16, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:24
41. Posted by infidel
| April 16, 2010 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"How much debt will you owe to the country when you're big.......thiiiiiis much!"
41. Posted by infidel
| April 16, 2010 8:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:27
42. Posted by JD | April 16, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 19 (23 votes cast)
As God is my judge, I didn't think turkeys could fly.
42. Posted by JD | April 16, 2010 8:30 AM |
Score: 19 (23 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:30
43. Posted by JAT0 | April 16, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mary Poppins of South Chicago is truly no Julie Andrews!
43. Posted by JAT0 | April 16, 2010 8:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:40
44. Posted by LD | April 16, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Indeed! Fly away and take BO with you.
44. Posted by LD | April 16, 2010 8:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:46
45. Posted by Dave | April 16, 2010 8:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I can fly, I can fly!!" Michelle Obama, the Klingon Peter Pan.
45. Posted by Dave | April 16, 2010 8:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:50
46. Posted by Matt | April 16, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come children, If you really want to fly all you need is to think good thoughts and take a hit of this little cigarette....
46. Posted by Matt | April 16, 2010 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:51
47. Posted by geo
| April 16, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
You can't fix STUPID..but you can vote them out!!
47. Posted by geo
| April 16, 2010 8:55 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:55
48. Posted by DSkinner | April 16, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Here's a game we play on my native Kashyyyk.
48. Posted by DSkinner | April 16, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:56
49. Posted by Mark L | April 16, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Listen up kids, the trick to flying is to throw yourself to the ground and miss. Can we do it? Yes we can! Watch carefully now as I show you how it is done.
49. Posted by Mark L | April 16, 2010 8:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 08:58
50. Posted by BlogDog | April 16, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Fly my pretties! Fly! And get her little dog too!
50. Posted by BlogDog | April 16, 2010 9:05 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:05
51. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Woohoo Kids!! Today you get to meet the man of my life! The most intelligent charismatic man ever! The Teleprompter's going to be here to read "my pet goat" to you! wooooo!"
51. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:08
52. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | April 16, 2010 9:22 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
The First Klingon acclimatizes to a (relatively) weightless environment on earth.
52. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | April 16, 2010 9:22 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:22
53. Posted by MunDane | April 16, 2010 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Red rover, red rover, send amnesty right over..."
53. Posted by MunDane | April 16, 2010 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:24
54. Posted by Gmac | April 16, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Children, if you flap your arms fast enough you can fly, or if you're like me you just hop on your broom."
54. Posted by Gmac | April 16, 2010 9:26 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:26
55. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 16, 2010 9:28 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
I once said that Obamacare would pass when pigs fly. I got the order wrong on that one.
55. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 16, 2010 9:28 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:28
56. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make them pay and pay
so lets start giving
theres a choice were making, we socialize their lives
Its true will make a better day, Barry and me
56. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 9:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:38
57. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 16, 2010 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Montezuma's revenge ... favor returned.
57. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 16, 2010 9:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:41
58. Posted by Gmac | April 16, 2010 9:48 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Woman behind her on her cell phone : "You're not going to believe this, she doesn't need her broom to fly anymore."
58. Posted by Gmac | April 16, 2010 9:48 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:48
59. Posted by FedUp | April 16, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Won't this cause another earthquake>
59. Posted by FedUp | April 16, 2010 9:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:53
60. Posted by FedUp | April 16, 2010 9:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
#21... shouldn't that be DOO DOO bird???
60. Posted by FedUp | April 16, 2010 9:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:54
61. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and then Camp Randall Stadium collapsed.
61. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 9:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 09:54
62. Posted by Weegie | April 16, 2010 10:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And then, children, you jump, jump, jump over the border into the US, where our ACORN representatives will immediately register you as Democrat voters.
62. Posted by Weegie | April 16, 2010 10:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:02
63. Posted by mpw280 | April 16, 2010 10:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Blunderella, wife of Captain Oblivious, takes off on a crusade to save us all from ourselves. mpw
63. Posted by mpw280 | April 16, 2010 10:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:17
64. Posted by john1v6 | April 16, 2010 10:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Even though The One will someday ascend to Heaven, His wife can only reach a height of four inches
64. Posted by john1v6 | April 16, 2010 10:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:21
65. Posted by Jonathan Love | April 16, 2010 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You put your head in and you put your head out, you put your head in and the guillotine comes down.
65. Posted by Jonathan Love | April 16, 2010 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:21
66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Repeat after me, children. Tea Partiers! Kill them! Kill them all!
66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 10:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:23
67. Posted by just bob | April 16, 2010 10:24 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
The Flying None
67. Posted by just bob | April 16, 2010 10:24 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:24
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 10:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ba-rack loves me, this I know
For the Statists tell me so
Little ones to him belong
Deep in debt before we're born
Yes, Ba-rack loves me
Yes, Ba-rack loves me
Yes, Ba-rack loves me
The Statists tell me so
68. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 10:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:31
69. Posted by Matt | April 16, 2010 10:33 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Who knew Wookies could fly?
69. Posted by Matt | April 16, 2010 10:33 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:33
70. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Do you know what these are? These are called "condoms." Now, who brought the bananas?
70. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 10:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:39
71. Posted by Roy | April 16, 2010 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do
71. Posted by Roy | April 16, 2010 10:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:42
72. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stung by criticism of her over-use of the high-waisted belt, the First Lady deftly switches to the high-waisted sash.
72. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 10:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 10:43
73. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:01 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"#21... shouldn't that be DOO DOO bird???"
How the hell would I know, their extinct?
73. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:01 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:01
74. Posted by BluesHarper | April 16, 2010 11:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Free puppies and rainbows and unicorns for everybody!! Yeah!!
74. Posted by BluesHarper | April 16, 2010 11:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:02
75. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mary Poppins on steroids!
75. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:03
76. Posted by Lynn | April 16, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The effects of having "smoke blown up your a##".
76. Posted by Lynn | April 16, 2010 11:08 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:08
77. Posted by Imhotep | April 16, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle Obama learned a new trick after David Blaine's visit to the White House!
77. Posted by Imhotep | April 16, 2010 11:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:08
78. Posted by GarandFan | April 16, 2010 11:16 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Racists! I don't see any WHITE kids in that picture! Where's Olbermann? He should be all over this!
78. Posted by GarandFan | April 16, 2010 11:16 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:16
79. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I didn't know Klingons could levitate?
79. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:16
80. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 16, 2010 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Renew! Renew!"
80. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 16, 2010 11:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:17
81. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 11:25 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Obumbles bounce!"
81. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 11:25 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:25
82. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And they say, "white men can't jump!"
82. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 11:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:26
83. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jump Chewy! Jump! Good little Wookie!
83. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:29
84. Posted by Hodink | April 16, 2010 11:31 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Woman In Black Dress ~ "¡Ay, caramba!"
84. Posted by Hodink | April 16, 2010 11:31 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:31
85. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Child abuse!
85. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 11:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:37
86. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jumping Jack Flash, She's all gas, gas, gas!
86. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 11:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:38
87. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 11:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Michelle and her peers play for the cameras.
87. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 11:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:39
88. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 11:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
You really didn't expect the unpatriotic witch to fly like an eagle.
88. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 11:41 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:41
89. Posted by twolaneflash | April 16, 2010 11:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"...in your transgressions and sins, you used to live when you followed the ways of this world and of the ruler of the kingdom of the air, the spirit who is now at work in those who are disobedient..."
Ephesians 2:2
89. Posted by twolaneflash | April 16, 2010 11:42 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:42
90. Posted by jbw | April 16, 2010 11:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
At first the White House denied the story that Michelle Obama was full of Hot Air, but after the picture was released they changed their remarks to "No Comment"
90. Posted by jbw | April 16, 2010 11:59 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 11:59
91. Posted by jbw | April 16, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson announced plans to sue and boycott the Earth today for its attempts to eject the First Lady off the surface of the planet.
91. Posted by jbw | April 16, 2010 12:01 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 12:01
92. Posted by twolaneflash | April 16, 2010 12:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"If we all jump at the same time, the earth will change its orbit!"
92. Posted by twolaneflash | April 16, 2010 12:04 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 12:04
93. Posted by bg | April 16, 2010 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
O M G ! ! !
93. Posted by bg | April 16, 2010 12:06 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 12:06
94. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
★ BREAKING NEWS ★ UPDATE ★ BREAKING NEWS ★ UPDATE ★
WOOKIE IN HEAT!!!
★ BREAKING NEWS ★ UPDATE ★ BREAKING NEWS ★ UPDATE ★
BEWARE!!
94. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 12:07 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 12:07
95. Posted by Daniel Bareither | April 16, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I rather like to think that they teach me."
95. Posted by Daniel Bareither | April 16, 2010 12:08 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 12:08
96. Posted by Roy | April 16, 2010 12:11 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
It was supposed to be a floating ash cloud over Europe, not a floating ass clown.
96. Posted by Roy | April 16, 2010 12:11 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 12:11
97. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 12:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"All I want for Christmas is a new broomstick, a blue broomstick, a true broomstick"
97. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 12:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 12:13
98. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 12:36 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
That's gotta take some serious carbon credits right there...
98. Posted by fustian | April 16, 2010 12:36 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 12:36
99. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She can't "jump" but she's great at "shout."
99. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 16, 2010 12:52 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 12:52
100. Posted by JP | April 16, 2010 12:57 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Scientists released the first photographic evidence of what triggered the earthquakes that devastated Chile recently....
100. Posted by JP | April 16, 2010 12:57 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 12:57
101. Posted by astonerii | April 16, 2010 1:01 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
How big is my husband's ego? This biiiiig.
How big are my husbands lies? This biiiiig.
101. Posted by astonerii | April 16, 2010 1:01 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 13:01
102. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 1:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
How big are my husbands ears? This biiiiig.
102. Posted by 914 | April 16, 2010 1:08 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 13:08
103. Posted by BluesHarper | April 16, 2010 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yaaaa... That will teach those evil Republicans. They broke Allee Bautsch's leg and beat up Joe Brown. Yeah!!!
It's for the children.
103. Posted by BluesHarper | April 16, 2010 1:24 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 13:24
104. Posted by Rick13 | April 16, 2010 1:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
While Barrack can walk on water, Michelle can only hover in place!
104. Posted by Rick13 | April 16, 2010 1:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 13:31
105. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 16, 2010 1:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud to be an Andorian."
105. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 16, 2010 1:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 13:54
106. Posted by Highlander | April 16, 2010 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... Now, fly! Fly! Bring me that girl and her slippers! Fly! Fly! Fly!"
106. Posted by Highlander | April 16, 2010 2:08 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 14:08
107. Posted by Highlander | April 16, 2010 2:21 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama to NASA: "I have a replacement for the Space Shuttle that I think you'll agree, we can all get behind."
107. Posted by Highlander | April 16, 2010 2:21 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 14:21
108. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2010 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ste. Michelle and cherubs ascend to heaven
in reenactment of the Easter miracle.
"Look, ma.....no hands.!
108. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2010 2:46 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 14:46
109. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2010 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle proudly shows off new pair of 14"
stiletto heels ($10,000 at HoShooz).
Members of Shoemaker's Elves' Union #309
participate in photo-op.
109. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2010 3:10 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:10
110. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 16, 2010 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretty fly for a communi.
110. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 16, 2010 3:12 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:12
111. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2010 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A "Marilyn Monroe Moment" at a sidewalk
grate near the Whitehouse.
111. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2010 3:14 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:14
112. Posted by Timmer | April 16, 2010 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm suddenly nostalgic for Hillary's pants suits.
112. Posted by Timmer | April 16, 2010 3:20 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:20
113. Posted by Timmer | April 16, 2010 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...AND sense of decorum.
113. Posted by Timmer | April 16, 2010 3:20 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:20
114. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2010 3:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Bean Propulsion" was all the rage at NASA
headquarters following recent funding cuts.
114. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2010 3:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 15:21
115. Posted by CDR M | April 16, 2010 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nike unveils their new Air Wookie shoes.
115. Posted by CDR M | April 16, 2010 3:25 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:25
116. Posted by zipity | April 16, 2010 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
""As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4
116. Posted by zipity | April 16, 2010 3:28 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:28
117. Posted by Bill Shives | April 16, 2010 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
see kids of you think of President Obama and me as super heros you to will be able to fly. See miguel, shandra, maria. You can all fly if you just beleive in us to save the world.
117. Posted by Bill Shives | April 16, 2010 3:29 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:29
118. Posted by zipity | April 16, 2010 3:30 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Michelle then lightly touched down. Later, the maintenance crew came out and replaced the cracked, and crushed concrete in the several square yards around the incident...."
118. Posted by zipity | April 16, 2010 3:30 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 15:30
119. Posted by Jim Wilson | April 16, 2010 3:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When my husband tells you to jump, you don't ask how high, you...just...jump!
119. Posted by Jim Wilson | April 16, 2010 3:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 15:31
120. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Barackgeuse, Barackgeuse, Barackgeuse."
120. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2010 3:38 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:38
121. Posted by chsw | April 16, 2010 3:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The First Lady counters those who call her an air-head by demonstrating that she is, in fact, a helium-head.
121. Posted by chsw | April 16, 2010 3:51 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 15:51
122. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 3:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just keep repeating "Barack" "Barack" "Barack" and you too can levitate.
122. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 16, 2010 3:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2010 15:59
123. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:02 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
"For the first time in my life, I'm ashamed of my country".
Spike
123. Posted by Spike | April 16, 2010 7:02 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 19:02
124. Posted by xiphos | April 16, 2010 8:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Wicked Witch of The Left.
124. Posted by xiphos | April 16, 2010 8:13 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 20:13
125. Posted by retired military | April 16, 2010 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music till her brew was done
Dark Lady played black magic
Till the clock struck on the twelve
She told me more about me than I knew myself
125. Posted by retired military | April 16, 2010 9:48 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 21:48
126. Posted by jennifer | April 16, 2010 10:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Walking on water was so old school
126. Posted by jennifer | April 16, 2010 10:33 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 22:33
127. Posted by jennifer | April 16, 2010 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay kids, chant along with me as we jump...
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?
Do your boobs hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour?
Do your boobs hang high?
Do your boobs flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your boobs flip-flop?
Do your boobs hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore?
Do your boobs hang out?
127. Posted by jennifer | April 16, 2010 10:39 PM |
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Posted on April 16, 2010 22:39
128. Posted by Scotty | April 17, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AND then he took over the car companies..
and then he took over the student loans...
and then he took over the banks..
and then he took over healthcare...
oh oh oh I'm so proud of my new socialist country..
128. Posted by Scotty | April 17, 2010 9:26 AM |
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Posted on April 17, 2010 09:26
129. Posted by Ace | April 17, 2010 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After Obama gave everyone the unicorns he promised Michelle went out to grant the power of flight.
129. Posted by Ace | April 17, 2010 10:00 AM |
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Posted on April 17, 2010 10:00
130. Posted by Dave | April 17, 2010 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm King of the World! (well, Queen) ..
130. Posted by Dave | April 17, 2010 2:41 PM |
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Posted on April 17, 2010 14:41
131. Posted by ElvenPhoenix | April 17, 2010 5:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
All it takes is faith, trust...and a little bit of pixie dust.
131. Posted by ElvenPhoenix | April 17, 2010 5:45 PM |
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Posted on April 17, 2010 17:45
132. Posted by ElvenPhoenix | April 17, 2010 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So if you care to find me
Look to the western sky!
As someone told me lately:
"Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly!"
132. Posted by ElvenPhoenix | April 17, 2010 5:48 PM |
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Posted on April 17, 2010 17:48
133. Posted by Murgatroyd | April 17, 2010 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Come on, everybody! We're off to Neverland, the one place where SOCIALISM WORKS! Second star to the left, then straight on 'til morning!"
133. Posted by Murgatroyd | April 17, 2010 6:03 PM |
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Posted on April 17, 2010 18:03
134. Posted by Flu-Bird | April 18, 2010 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remember kids all it takes is faith and trust in obama and a 50: trillion dollar debt to get to wackoland
134. Posted by Flu-Bird | April 18, 2010 12:44 AM |
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Posted on April 18, 2010 00:44
135. Posted by MF | April 18, 2010 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
new jet propulsion
135. Posted by MF | April 18, 2010 2:09 PM |
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Posted on April 18, 2010 14:09
136. Posted by Kevin
| April 19, 2010 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
136. Posted by Kevin
| April 19, 2010 1:49 AM |
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Posted on April 19, 2010 01:49