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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Barack Obama talks with Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton following the expanded delegation bilateral meeting with President Dmitry Medvedev of Russia at Prague Castle in Prague, Czech Republic, April 8, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


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Yes, yes, of course, Mr. Pr... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Yes, yes, of course, Mr. President, I'd be happy to give you a well-deserved 'pat on the back.'

Fine job, Mr. President. Yo... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Fine job, Mr. President. You remembered not to bow down to Medvedev.

Showcasing Earth Day jacket... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Showcasing Earth Day jacket and hair

My husband doesn't understa... (Below threshold)
fustian:

My husband doesn't understand me...

I'm always invigorated when... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'm always invigorated when I meet REAL Marxists, aren't you?

"Of course, I look up to yo... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Of course, I look up to you, Mr. President .... " {while thinking: I'm down here and you're up there.}

Hillary, thinking: {This g... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Hillary, thinking: {This guy needs more ego feeding than even Bill required.}

Did you enjoy meeting the o... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Did you enjoy meeting the other empty figurehead?

You know, I could have help... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You know, I could have helped on health care...

Really.

"He really does think he wi... (Below threshold)
tom:

"He really does think he will be President for life."

I know that damn restart bu... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I know that damn restart button is back here somewhere...

Here, let me get that "kick... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Here, let me get that "kick me" sign that Medvedev stuck on your back...

"Heya Big Boy..my husband i... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

"Heya Big Boy..my husband is not the only one who knows how to work a zipper."

Don't you compromise one bi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Don't you compromise one bit, Barack.

I'm sure those tea partiers will come around in your second term...snort, snort.

"I know that puppet hole is... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I know that puppet hole is back here, Bill's got one"

You know I'd be happy to pu... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You know I'd be happy to put you into a few cattle futures any time.

Just say the word...

Hey Admiral-Where's your sc... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Hey Admiral-Where's your scoop and pushbroom? You're in charge of cleaning up after the Asses!

Betray the US?Yes ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Betray the US?

Yes we can!

So, Barack...what IS on our... (Below threshold)
fustian:

So, Barack...what IS on our birth certificate?

I could never find out..

Don't worry, there's a tele... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Don't worry, there's a teleprompter just ahead.

You'll be safe.

Touch me again Hillary and ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Touch me again Hillary and I'll back the bus over you myself...

"You're doing great Barack,... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"You're doing great Barack, just keep doing what you're doing, and we'll see who gets nominated in 2012.....mmmmkay?

Say Barack, I've got this n... (Below threshold)
Don L:

Say Barack, I've got this nice little property for you to invest in. Bill and I call it "whitewater."

Heel Hill.... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

Heel Hill.

Douche and Douchier... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Douche and Douchier

Barack, I can call you Bara... (Below threshold)
Oyster:

Barack, I can call you Barack can't I? That stabbing pain in your back? What knife?

Say Barack, has anyone ever... (Below threshold)
Don L:

Say Barack, has anyone ever told you that you look so much nicer without the halo?

Who do you think you are? W... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Who do you think you are? Walk three steps behind me, bitch!

"Yes, Mrs. Clinton."

Bill Ayers is recommending ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Bill Ayers is recommending that we create vast re-education centers in the Southwest for the tea partiers. In the end, he estimates that we shouldn't have to kill more than about 25 million.

It's in the health care bill!

The part where you tried to... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The part where you tried to surrender to the Russians was a little continental, but, good on balance.

"Great idea. Me carrying y... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

"Great idea. Me carrying your 'man bag' works for both our images." - Hillary

Obama: I cut taxes and cut ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama: I cut taxes and cut taxes, but all they do is complain.

Hillary: I know. I won this jacket at the Masters right after I conquered Mr. Everest and they still hate me. Those teabaggers are just impossible to please.

Green is indeed the new red... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Green is indeed the new red.

"Do you think walking next ... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"Do you think walking next to you makes my thighs look big?"

"Trust me I know, gray hair... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"Trust me I know, gray hair on a liar can be very distinguished."

"Of course, I'd love to vis... (Below threshold)

"Of course, I'd love to visit the White House humidor."

"I'm not shovel ready... I'... (Below threshold)

"I'm not shovel ready... I'm cigar ready."

Obama remarked later that h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama remarked later that he didnt even feel the knife as it slid into his back.

This is right where we put ... (Below threshold)
Scotty:

This is right where we put the knife in Israel's back..

Hillary - "You need to go f... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary - "You need to go farther left Mr President"
Hillary thought bubble - "and secure my nomination in 2012 as your approval rankings go lower than whale shit"

Undeniable proof that Obama... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Undeniable proof that Obama is farther left than Hillary.

Admiral's thought bubble - ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Admiral's thought bubble - "Just one grenade and I could take out 2 of America's greatest enemies"

"If you're King of the Worl... (Below threshold)

"If you're King of the World and I am Queen what does that make Michelle?"

Yes, Hillary, it is amazing... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Yes, Hillary, it is amazing how much international cooperation you can get when you're willing to dismantle your national security.

(Gen. Mullen): "I can't fre... (Below threshold)
John Sheehan:

(Gen. Mullen): "I can't freakin' believe I work for these guys".

Empty suit and full pant su... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Empty suit and full pant suit

Hillary - "I got so hot whe... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Hillary - "I got so hot when, right in front of Medvedev, you announced to the Admiral that you were ordering the immediate phasing out our nuclear fleet."

Obama: "I for one welco... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Obama: "I for one welcome our new Russian Overlords ..."

Hillary: "You really must s... (Below threshold)
Bungalowlife:

Hillary: "You really must see the view from Fort Marcy Park. It's spectacular! Let me take you there when get back to DC."

Obama: "Tell me more... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Tell me more about how awesome I am."

You're right, I don't need ... (Below threshold)
JD:

You're right, I don't need a teleprompter to lie.

"...but I don't want to be ... (Below threshold)

"...but I don't want to be one and done."
"Aww... don't worry length doesn't matter."

Obama: "There. Right there.... (Below threshold)
Shawn:

Obama: "There. Right there. Feel that? That's how full of shit I am."

"I stand behind my Presiden... (Below threshold)

"I stand behind my President... there's no place else to hide."

The immediate reaction of t... (Below threshold)
hermie:

The immediate reaction of those responsible for the new 'shoot down Israeli planes' policy was clearly seen. The reaction of those who were to implement it was obvious as well...

"Really, mine are bigger!"<... (Below threshold)
Maddox:

"Really, mine are bigger!"

I just pulled my head out o... (Below threshold)
Vinnievin:

I just pulled my head out of your @$$ to let you know you have a polyp on your large intestine. It looks benign, but you might want to get that checked.

I think I finally have Medv... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

I think I finally have Medvedev's respect, don't you? I thought he was especially gracious when he offered to take me on a "snipe hunt" the next time I am in Moscow. It must be a lot of fun judging by the way they all giggled when he brought it up...

I just pulled my head out o... (Below threshold)
Vinnievin:

I just pulled my head out of your @$$ long enough to let you know you have a polyp on your large intestine. It looks benign, but you might want to get that checked.

Ive never been so ashamed o... (Below threshold)
914:

Ive never been so ashamed of a rear Admiral.

Underworld! chapter 5... (Below threshold)
914:

Underworld! chapter 5

"Look! They cast no reflection in the mirror!"


Need proof? click on picture.

You can pull the knife out ... (Below threshold)
wildman:

You can pull the knife out now hillary. The election is over and i won.

Obama: "When I needed a goo... (Below threshold)

Obama: "When I needed a good Secretary of State I knew right where to find one."
Clinton: "Under your campaign bus."

Barack Obama and Hillary Cl... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton star in "Liar Liar, The Sequel".


"Be a good secretary and go... (Below threshold)

"Be a good secretary and go run and get me a coffee... aight sweetie?"

For the White House talent ... (Below threshold)
John:

For the White House talent show Hillary demonstrats her talent as a ventriloquist.

"Yes it is OK to kneel befo... (Below threshold)

"Yes it is OK to kneel before ZOD."

Clinton: So, how was it wit... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Clinton: So, how was it with you and Israel?
Obama: I've had better.
- Liar Liar, The Sequel

They say were red and we do... (Below threshold)
914:

They say were red and we don't know, we wont find out until we check your fro

Well I don't know if all that's true, cause I got you and U.S. You got us

You got us babe, you got us babe

They say our love wont pay the rent

Before its earned their moneys all been spent

Well cast their pearls before the swine, whats theirs is ours,and well make out just fine

We'll screw you babe, we'll screw you babe

We'll screw you babe

Hillary admires a man that ... (Below threshold)
lisa:

Hillary admires a man that can even out-lie her own husband! How does he do it?

Everyone else in the room s... (Below threshold)
914:

Everyone else in the room sighs collectively as Barak adorns the "crown of many thorns".

Hillary: "You've really go... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Hillary: "You've really got to tell me how you got away with all those illegal campaign donations-- I might need some help when I start my run against you next year."

Mr. President - I get tingl... (Below threshold)
al:

Mr. President - I get tingles too.

Keep rubbing my back and I'... (Below threshold)
topjimmie:

Keep rubbing my back and I'll show you what the definition of "IS" really is!

I'm sorry that it tickles, ... (Below threshold)
guido:

I'm sorry that it tickles, Mr. President, but it is taking a me lot longer than I expected to find a spine back here.

A purse, a snatch and a sme... (Below threshold)
914:

A purse, a snatch and a smelly hole = 75

"I can't believe I work for... (Below threshold)
JPG:

"I can't believe I work for these two schmucks," thinks the military officer ruefully.

"68. Posted by Dodo David |... (Below threshold)
914:

"68. Posted by Dodo David | April 23, 2010 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)"

You sure that isnt spelled "Doo Doo" David?

"The goony bird gets the wo... (Below threshold)
914:

"The goony bird gets the worm!"

Ive seldom been more embarr... (Below threshold)
914:

Ive seldom been more embarrassed for my homeland

Hillary feels around to fin... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Hillary feels around to find the perfect spot for her knife

Keep your friends close and... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

A handbag, a gasbag, and a ... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

A handbag, a gasbag, and a duoshebag.

That went well, didn't it? ... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

That went well, didn't it? Selling out America and her allies gets easier with practice. Want to get some lunch?

Hillary: "Ya know Bill's pe... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Hillary: "Ya know Bill's penis is about as useless as your spin. Like you he hasn't used it in years."

Mandingo... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Mandingo

She's good. You can hardly ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

She's good. You can hardly see her lips move when Obama talks.

One of the duties of the Se... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

One of the duties of the Sec of State is to properly wind up the Obamabot.

"Barry, have you ever seen ... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:

"Barry, have you ever seen the movie 'Jungle Fever'?"

Obambi vs. Godzilla... (Below threshold)

Obambi vs. Godzilla

Sir, did you see the look o... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Sir, did you see the look on Pelosi's face when she saw us together?

Hillary.... how am I going to eat dinner now?!?

You'll want to skip next se... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

You'll want to skip next season's Dancing with the Stars.

Obama: ".....and so the wh... (Below threshold)
Mathlady:

Obama: ".....and so the whole day worked out great. After all, I hate Polish food, and I DID have a golf game already planned, so the whole "ash cloud" thing could not have worked out any better. I mean, why should *I* waste MY afternoon paying final respects to someone I didn't even KNOW...like I represent the whole country or something!"

Don't turn around...there a... (Below threshold)
bigbugna:

Don't turn around...there a dog turd on the floor...the Admiral seen it but Biden is about to step in it.

You're right O! There is n... (Below threshold)
Peter:

You're right O! There is no string to pull back here. So you make all this s**t up on your own!

So, now that you have float... (Below threshold)
Peter:

So, now that you have floated out all the driftwood candidates for the court, when will you nominate me?

Looks like all the good "kn... (Below threshold)

Looks like all the good "knife" jokes have been taken. so here goes:

"You know Hillary, I don't mind you carrying the nuclear "football", but does it have to be in a Gucci bag?"

Mr President I have a fine ... (Below threshold)
just bob:

Mr President I have a fine young lady who would make a great intern.

Let's go to my place, I hav... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Let's go to my place, I have clean sheets!

Birds of a feather...... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Birds of a feather...

Empty suit, empty pants suit

HRC: Keep up the good work... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

HRC: Keep up the good work Skippy! (hmmm, 2012 might actually be do-able at this rate.)

Obama: So have you ever see... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Obama: So have you ever seen that Mel Brooks bit about Jews in Space?
Clinton: Yes
Obama: That idea has possibilities, if you know what I mean (SMILE)

See, Mr. President, if you ... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

See, Mr. President, if you stiffen your spine and stand up straight, the world won't see you as the limp-wristed, boot-licking pathetic surrender-monkey you really are!

Not that I have any nostalg... (Below threshold)

Not that I have any nostalgia for the Old South but come 2012, I am gonna OWN your ass.

Hillary {Mr. President our... (Below threshold)
MF:

Hillary {Mr. President our plan is on track,great job, by next year we will be able to declare Martial Law.}

Pres. Obama {Another crisis I can save the American people from and get re-elected}

Too easy:Dumb and ... (Below threshold)
boqueronman:

Too easy:

Dumb and Dumber demonstrate they can walk and chew gum at the same time.

"Measuring for drapes? Oh,... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Measuring for drapes? Oh, Barry, don't be silly! Why would I have them doing that?"

Aw, Promis . . . you'll get... (Below threshold)
Judith:

Aw, Promis . . . you'll get the other teat next time.

Should read "Aw, Promise..... (Below threshold)
Judith:

Should read "Aw, Promise....you'll get the other teat next time".

Barry, I'm just gonna slip ... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Barry, I'm just gonna slip these Benjamins from Goldman Sachs in your back pocket and you just smile and pretend nothing is happening.

"You can cajole all you wan... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"You can cajole all you want but my dog, Bo, would make a better Supreme Court Justice."

Cankle-asaurus and Economys... (Below threshold)

Cankle-asaurus and Economysaurus wRecks

.....I don't wear dresses, ... (Below threshold)
Olsoljer:

.....I don't wear dresses, and I swallow. Now about that Supreme Court position.........

Partners in crime!!... (Below threshold)
914:

Partners in crime!!

Thigh master meets lie mast... (Below threshold)

Thigh master meets lie master

Hillary, I want to thank yo... (Below threshold)
Bill:

Hillary, I want to thank you for your wonderful work in Mauritania, and next week, we're sending you to Outer Mongolia.

One of these two is a socia... (Below threshold)
retired military:

One of these two is a socialist bent on destroying America.
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Now for your next clue as to whom I am talking about.

I'm merry too Mr. President... (Below threshold)
Marleen:

I'm merry too Mr. President, we're safe, not a teaparty in sight.

"I see dead people"... (Below threshold)
914:

"I see dead people"

The epitome of Al... (Below threshold)
Melek:

The epitome of Alinskyites prototypes!


"True revolutionaries do not flaunt their radicalism. They cut their hair, put on suits and infiltrate the system from within." ~ Saul Alinsky

"November? I think we'r... (Below threshold)

"November? I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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