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Comments (122)
Yes, yes, of course, Mr. Pr... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 23, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Yes, yes, of course, Mr. President, I'd be happy to give you a well-deserved 'pat on the back.'
1. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 23, 2010 7:50 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 07:50
2. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 23, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
Fine job, Mr. President. You remembered not to bow down to Medvedev.
2. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 23, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 07:53
3. Posted by tomg51 | April 23, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Showcasing Earth Day jacket and hair
3. Posted by tomg51 | April 23, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 07:54
4. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
My husband doesn't understand me...
4. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 07:54
5. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
I'm always invigorated when I meet REAL Marxists, aren't you?
5. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 07:55
6. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 23, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
"Of course, I look up to you, Mr. President .... " {while thinking: I'm down here and you're up there.}
6. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 23, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 07:57
7. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 23, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Hillary, thinking: {This guy needs more ego feeding than even Bill required.}
7. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 23, 2010 7:58 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 07:58
8. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Did you enjoy meeting the other empty figurehead?
8. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 7:58 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 07:58
9. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
You know, I could have helped on health care...
Really.
9. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:00
10. Posted by tom | April 23, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"He really does think he will be President for life."
10. Posted by tom | April 23, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:00
11. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 10 (16 votes cast)
I know that damn restart button is back here somewhere...
11. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 10 (16 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:02
12. Posted by IowaRight | April 23, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 17 (23 votes cast)
Here, let me get that "kick me" sign that Medvedev stuck on your back...
12. Posted by IowaRight | April 23, 2010 8:04 AM |
Score: 17 (23 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:04
13. Posted by geo
| April 23, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
"Heya Big Boy..my husband is not the only one who knows how to work a zipper."
13. Posted by geo
| April 23, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:05
14. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Don't you compromise one bit, Barack.
I'm sure those tea partiers will come around in your second term...snort, snort.
14. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:05
15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 23, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
"I know that puppet hole is back here, Bill's got one"
15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 23, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:09
16. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
You know I'd be happy to put you into a few cattle futures any time.
Just say the word...
16. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:10
17. Posted by pibill | April 23, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hey Admiral-Where's your scoop and pushbroom? You're in charge of cleaning up after the Asses!
17. Posted by pibill | April 23, 2010 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:11
18. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Betray the US?
Yes we can!
18. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:13 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:13
19. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
So, Barack...what IS on our birth certificate?
I could never find out..
19. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:15
20. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 7 (15 votes cast)
Don't worry, there's a teleprompter just ahead.
You'll be safe.
20. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 7 (15 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:16
21. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Touch me again Hillary and I'll back the bus over you myself...
21. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:17 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:17
22. Posted by zipity | April 23, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"You're doing great Barack, just keep doing what you're doing, and we'll see who gets nominated in 2012.....mmmmkay?
22. Posted by zipity | April 23, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:18
23. Posted by Don L | April 23, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Say Barack, I've got this nice little property for you to invest in. Bill and I call it "whitewater."
23. Posted by Don L | April 23, 2010 8:19 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:19
24. Posted by _Mike_ | April 23, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Heel Hill.
24. Posted by _Mike_ | April 23, 2010 8:20 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:20
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 23, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Douche and Douchier
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 23, 2010 8:20 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:20
26. Posted by Oyster | April 23, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Barack, I can call you Barack can't I? That stabbing pain in your back? What knife?
26. Posted by Oyster | April 23, 2010 8:21 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:21
27. Posted by Don L | April 23, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Say Barack, has anyone ever told you that you look so much nicer without the halo?
27. Posted by Don L | April 23, 2010 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:21
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 23, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 7 (15 votes cast)
Who do you think you are? Walk three steps behind me, bitch!
"Yes, Mrs. Clinton."
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 23, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 7 (15 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:22
29. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Bill Ayers is recommending that we create vast re-education centers in the Southwest for the tea partiers. In the end, he estimates that we shouldn't have to kill more than about 25 million.
It's in the health care bill!
29. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:24
30. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The part where you tried to surrender to the Russians was a little continental, but, good on balance.
30. Posted by fustian | April 23, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:28
31. Posted by _Mike_ | April 23, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
"Great idea. Me carrying your 'man bag' works for both our images." - Hillary
31. Posted by _Mike_ | April 23, 2010 8:29 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:29
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 23, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Obama: I cut taxes and cut taxes, but all they do is complain.
Hillary: I know. I won this jacket at the Masters right after I conquered Mr. Everest and they still hate me. Those teabaggers are just impossible to please.
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 23, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:36
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 23, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Green is indeed the new red.
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 23, 2010 8:37 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:37
34. Posted by DaveD | April 23, 2010 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Do you think walking next to you makes my thighs look big?"
34. Posted by DaveD | April 23, 2010 8:52 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:52
35. Posted by DaveD | April 23, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Trust me I know, gray hair on a liar can be very distinguished."
35. Posted by DaveD | April 23, 2010 8:58 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:58
36. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 8:59 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Of course, I'd love to visit the White House humidor."
36. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 8:59 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 08:59
37. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
"I'm not shovel ready... I'm cigar ready."
37. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:00
38. Posted by retired military | April 23, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama remarked later that he didnt even feel the knife as it slid into his back.
38. Posted by retired military | April 23, 2010 9:02 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:02
39. Posted by Scotty | April 23, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
This is right where we put the knife in Israel's back..
39. Posted by Scotty | April 23, 2010 9:02 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:02
40. Posted by retired military | April 23, 2010 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hillary - "You need to go farther left Mr President"
Hillary thought bubble - "and secure my nomination in 2012 as your approval rankings go lower than whale shit"
40. Posted by retired military | April 23, 2010 9:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:03
41. Posted by retired military | April 23, 2010 9:04 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Undeniable proof that Obama is farther left than Hillary.
41. Posted by retired military | April 23, 2010 9:04 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:04
42. Posted by retired military | April 23, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Admiral's thought bubble - "Just one grenade and I could take out 2 of America's greatest enemies"
42. Posted by retired military | April 23, 2010 9:06 AM |
Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:06
43. Posted by JTaylor | April 23, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"If you're King of the World and I am Queen what does that make Michelle?"
43. Posted by JTaylor | April 23, 2010 9:07 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:07
44. Posted by Weegie | April 23, 2010 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Yes, Hillary, it is amazing how much international cooperation you can get when you're willing to dismantle your national security.
44. Posted by Weegie | April 23, 2010 9:10 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:10
45. Posted by John Sheehan | April 23, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
(Gen. Mullen): "I can't freakin' believe I work for these guys".
45. Posted by John Sheehan | April 23, 2010 9:16 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:16
46. Posted by Jeff | April 23, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Empty suit and full pant suit
46. Posted by Jeff | April 23, 2010 9:18 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:18
47. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 23, 2010 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hillary - "I got so hot when, right in front of Medvedev, you announced to the Admiral that you were ordering the immediate phasing out our nuclear fleet."
47. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 23, 2010 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:24
48. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 23, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Obama: "I for one welcome our new Russian Overlords ..."
48. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 23, 2010 9:27 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:27
49. Posted by Bungalowlife | April 23, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Hillary: "You really must see the view from Fort Marcy Park. It's spectacular! Let me take you there when get back to DC."
49. Posted by Bungalowlife | April 23, 2010 9:30 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:30
50. Posted by McGehee | April 23, 2010 9:36 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama: "Tell me more about how awesome I am."
50. Posted by McGehee | April 23, 2010 9:36 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:36
51. Posted by JD | April 23, 2010 9:46 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
You're right, I don't need a teleprompter to lie.
51. Posted by JD | April 23, 2010 9:46 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:46
52. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 9:50 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"...but I don't want to be one and done."
"Aww... don't worry length doesn't matter."
52. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 9:50 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:50
53. Posted by Shawn | April 23, 2010 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama: "There. Right there. Feel that? That's how full of shit I am."
53. Posted by Shawn | April 23, 2010 9:56 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 09:56
54. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"I stand behind my President... there's no place else to hide."
54. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 10:04 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:04
55. Posted by hermie | April 23, 2010 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The immediate reaction of those responsible for the new 'shoot down Israeli planes' policy was clearly seen. The reaction of those who were to implement it was obvious as well...
55. Posted by hermie | April 23, 2010 10:04 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:04
56. Posted by Maddox | April 23, 2010 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Really, mine are bigger!"
56. Posted by Maddox | April 23, 2010 10:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:11
57. Posted by Vinnievin | April 23, 2010 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I just pulled my head out of your @$$ to let you know you have a polyp on your large intestine. It looks benign, but you might want to get that checked.
57. Posted by Vinnievin | April 23, 2010 10:12 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:12
58. Posted by IowaRight | April 23, 2010 10:13 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I think I finally have Medvedev's respect, don't you? I thought he was especially gracious when he offered to take me on a "snipe hunt" the next time I am in Moscow. It must be a lot of fun judging by the way they all giggled when he brought it up...
58. Posted by IowaRight | April 23, 2010 10:13 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:13
59. Posted by Vinnievin | April 23, 2010 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I just pulled my head out of your @$$ long enough to let you know you have a polyp on your large intestine. It looks benign, but you might want to get that checked.
59. Posted by Vinnievin | April 23, 2010 10:13 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:13
60. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Ive never been so ashamed of a rear Admiral.
60. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 10:14 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:14
61. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Underworld! chapter 5
"Look! They cast no reflection in the mirror!"
Need proof? click on picture.
61. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:18
62. Posted by wildman | April 23, 2010 10:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
You can pull the knife out now hillary. The election is over and i won.
62. Posted by wildman | April 23, 2010 10:32 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:32
63. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 10:35 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama: "When I needed a good Secretary of State I knew right where to find one."
Clinton: "Under your campaign bus."
63. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 10:35 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:35
64. Posted by Dodo David | April 23, 2010 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton star in "Liar Liar, The Sequel".
64. Posted by Dodo David | April 23, 2010 10:36 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:36
65. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Be a good secretary and go run and get me a coffee... aight sweetie?"
65. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 10:38 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:38
66. Posted by John | April 23, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
For the White House talent show Hillary demonstrats her talent as a ventriloquist.
66. Posted by John | April 23, 2010 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:38
67. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Yes it is OK to kneel before ZOD."
67. Posted by rodney dill | April 23, 2010 10:39 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:39
68. Posted by Dodo David | April 23, 2010 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Clinton: So, how was it with you and Israel?
Obama: I've had better.
- Liar Liar, The Sequel
68. Posted by Dodo David | April 23, 2010 10:41 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:41
69. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They say were red and we don't know, we wont find out until we check your fro
Well I don't know if all that's true, cause I got you and U.S. You got us
You got us babe, you got us babe
They say our love wont pay the rent
Before its earned their moneys all been spent
Well cast their pearls before the swine, whats theirs is ours,and well make out just fine
We'll screw you babe, we'll screw you babe
We'll screw you babe
69. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 10:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:43
70. Posted by lisa | April 23, 2010 10:47 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Hillary admires a man that can even out-lie her own husband! How does he do it?
70. Posted by lisa | April 23, 2010 10:47 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:47
71. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everyone else in the room sighs collectively as Barak adorns the "crown of many thorns".
71. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 10:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 10:54
72. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 23, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hillary: "You've really got to tell me how you got away with all those illegal campaign donations-- I might need some help when I start my run against you next year."
72. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 23, 2010 11:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:03
73. Posted by al | April 23, 2010 11:14 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Mr. President - I get tingles too.
73. Posted by al | April 23, 2010 11:14 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:14
74. Posted by topjimmie | April 23, 2010 11:15 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Keep rubbing my back and I'll show you what the definition of "IS" really is!
74. Posted by topjimmie | April 23, 2010 11:15 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:15
75. Posted by guido | April 23, 2010 11:20 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
I'm sorry that it tickles, Mr. President, but it is taking a me lot longer than I expected to find a spine back here.
75. Posted by guido | April 23, 2010 11:20 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:20
76. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A purse, a snatch and a smelly hole = 75
76. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 11:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:20
77. Posted by JPG | April 23, 2010 11:25 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"I can't believe I work for these two schmucks," thinks the military officer ruefully.
77. Posted by JPG | April 23, 2010 11:25 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:25
78. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"68. Posted by Dodo David | April 23, 2010 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)"
You sure that isnt spelled "Doo Doo" David?
78. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:29
79. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The goony bird gets the worm!"
79. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 11:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:31
80. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ive seldom been more embarrassed for my homeland
80. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2010 11:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:35
81. Posted by john1v6 | April 23, 2010 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary feels around to find the perfect spot for her knife
81. Posted by john1v6 | April 23, 2010 11:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:36
82. Posted by john1v6 | April 23, 2010 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
82. Posted by john1v6 | April 23, 2010 11:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:38
83. Posted by jbinnout | April 23, 2010 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
A handbag, a gasbag, and a duoshebag.
83. Posted by jbinnout | April 23, 2010 11:52 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 11:52
84. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | April 23, 2010 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That went well, didn't it? Selling out America and her allies gets easier with practice. Want to get some lunch?
84. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | April 23, 2010 12:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 12:15
85. Posted by JAT0 | April 23, 2010 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary: "Ya know Bill's penis is about as useless as your spin. Like you he hasn't used it in years."
85. Posted by JAT0 | April 23, 2010 12:26 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 12:26
86. Posted by Faith+1 | April 23, 2010 12:44 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mandingo
86. Posted by Faith+1 | April 23, 2010 12:44 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 12:44
87. Posted by Faith+1 | April 23, 2010 12:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
She's good. You can hardly see her lips move when Obama talks.
87. Posted by Faith+1 | April 23, 2010 12:45 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 12:45
88. Posted by Faith+1 | April 23, 2010 12:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One of the duties of the Sec of State is to properly wind up the Obamabot.
88. Posted by Faith+1 | April 23, 2010 12:46 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 12:46
89. Posted by Jay Guevara | April 23, 2010 1:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Barry, have you ever seen the movie 'Jungle Fever'?"
89. Posted by Jay Guevara | April 23, 2010 1:00 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 13:00
90. Posted by rodney dilld | April 23, 2010 1:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obambi vs. Godzilla
90. Posted by rodney dilld | April 23, 2010 1:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 13:02
91. Posted by BluesHarper | April 23, 2010 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir, did you see the look on Pelosi's face when she saw us together?
Hillary.... how am I going to eat dinner now?!?
91. Posted by BluesHarper | April 23, 2010 1:17 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 13:17
92. Posted by Joe Miller | April 23, 2010 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You'll want to skip next season's Dancing with the Stars.
92. Posted by Joe Miller | April 23, 2010 2:14 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 14:14
93. Posted by Mathlady | April 23, 2010 2:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: ".....and so the whole day worked out great. After all, I hate Polish food, and I DID have a golf game already planned, so the whole "ash cloud" thing could not have worked out any better. I mean, why should *I* waste MY afternoon paying final respects to someone I didn't even KNOW...like I represent the whole country or something!"
93. Posted by Mathlady | April 23, 2010 2:21 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 14:21
94. Posted by bigbugna | April 23, 2010 2:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Don't turn around...there a dog turd on the floor...the Admiral seen it but Biden is about to step in it.
94. Posted by bigbugna | April 23, 2010 2:27 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 14:27
95. Posted by Peter | April 23, 2010 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're right O! There is no string to pull back here. So you make all this s**t up on your own!
95. Posted by Peter | April 23, 2010 2:35 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 14:35
96. Posted by Peter | April 23, 2010 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, now that you have floated out all the driftwood candidates for the court, when will you nominate me?
96. Posted by Peter | April 23, 2010 2:37 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 14:37
97. Posted by proof | April 23, 2010 2:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Looks like all the good "knife" jokes have been taken. so here goes:
"You know Hillary, I don't mind you carrying the nuclear "football", but does it have to be in a Gucci bag?"
97. Posted by proof | April 23, 2010 2:40 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 14:40
98. Posted by just bob | April 23, 2010 3:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mr President I have a fine young lady who would make a great intern.
98. Posted by just bob | April 23, 2010 3:02 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 15:02
99. Posted by clearmind | April 23, 2010 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's go to my place, I have clean sheets!
99. Posted by clearmind | April 23, 2010 3:27 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 15:27
100. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 23, 2010 4:02 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Birds of a feather...
Empty suit, empty pants suit
100. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 23, 2010 4:02 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 23, 2010 16:02
101. Posted by Timmer | April 23, 2010 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HRC: Keep up the good work Skippy! (hmmm, 2012 might actually be do-able at this rate.)
101. Posted by Timmer | April 23, 2010 4:38 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 16:38
102. Posted by Jeff | April 23, 2010 4:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: So have you ever seen that Mel Brooks bit about Jews in Space?
Clinton: Yes
Obama: That idea has possibilities, if you know what I mean (SMILE)
102. Posted by Jeff | April 23, 2010 4:43 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 16:43
103. Posted by twolaneflash | April 23, 2010 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See, Mr. President, if you stiffen your spine and stand up straight, the world won't see you as the limp-wristed, boot-licking pathetic surrender-monkey you really are!
103. Posted by twolaneflash | April 23, 2010 4:53 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 16:53
104. Posted by BlogDog | April 23, 2010 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not that I have any nostalgia for the Old South but come 2012, I am gonna OWN your ass.
104. Posted by BlogDog | April 23, 2010 5:25 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 17:25
105. Posted by MF | April 23, 2010 5:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary {Mr. President our plan is on track,great job, by next year we will be able to declare Martial Law.}
Pres. Obama {Another crisis I can save the American people from and get re-elected}
105. Posted by MF | April 23, 2010 5:35 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 17:35
106. Posted by boqueronman | April 23, 2010 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Too easy:
Dumb and Dumber demonstrate they can walk and chew gum at the same time.
106. Posted by boqueronman | April 23, 2010 8:12 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 20:12
107. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 23, 2010 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Measuring for drapes? Oh, Barry, don't be silly! Why would I have them doing that?"
107. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 23, 2010 9:09 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 21:09
108. Posted by Judith | April 23, 2010 11:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aw, Promis . . . you'll get the other teat next time.
108. Posted by Judith | April 23, 2010 11:21 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 23:21
109. Posted by Judith | April 23, 2010 11:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Should read "Aw, Promise....you'll get the other teat next time".
109. Posted by Judith | April 23, 2010 11:23 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 23:23
110. Posted by itismedavid | April 23, 2010 11:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry, I'm just gonna slip these Benjamins from Goldman Sachs in your back pocket and you just smile and pretend nothing is happening.
110. Posted by itismedavid | April 23, 2010 11:55 PM |
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Posted on April 23, 2010 23:55
111. Posted by Rachel Edith | April 24, 2010 12:51 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
"You can cajole all you want but my dog, Bo, would make a better Supreme Court Justice."
111. Posted by Rachel Edith | April 24, 2010 12:51 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 24, 2010 00:51
112. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cankle-asaurus and Economysaurus wRecks
112. Posted by rodney dill | April 24, 2010 8:54 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2010 08:54
113. Posted by Olsoljer | April 24, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
.....I don't wear dresses, and I swallow. Now about that Supreme Court position.........
113. Posted by Olsoljer | April 24, 2010 9:02 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2010 09:02
114. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2010 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Partners in crime!!
114. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2010 10:17 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2010 10:17
115. Posted by rodney dilld | April 24, 2010 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thigh master meets lie master
115. Posted by rodney dilld | April 24, 2010 10:44 AM |
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Posted on April 24, 2010 10:44
116. Posted by Bill | April 24, 2010 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary, I want to thank you for your wonderful work in Mauritania, and next week, we're sending you to Outer Mongolia.
116. Posted by Bill | April 24, 2010 12:00 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2010 12:00
117. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2010 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of these two is a socialist bent on destroying America.
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Now for your next clue as to whom I am talking about.
117. Posted by retired military | April 24, 2010 2:11 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2010 14:11
118. Posted by Marleen | April 24, 2010 3:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm merry too Mr. President, we're safe, not a teaparty in sight.
118. Posted by Marleen | April 24, 2010 3:35 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2010 15:35
119. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2010 9:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I see dead people"
119. Posted by 914 | April 24, 2010 9:18 PM |
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Posted on April 24, 2010 21:18
120. Posted by Melek | April 25, 2010 10:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The epitome of Alinskyites prototypes!
"True revolutionaries do not flaunt their radicalism. They cut their hair, put on suits and infiltrate the system from within." ~ Saul Alinsky
120. Posted by Melek | April 25, 2010 10:09 PM |
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Posted on April 25, 2010 22:09
121. Posted by rodney dill | April 25, 2010 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"November? I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."
121. Posted by rodney dill | April 25, 2010 10:10 PM |
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Posted on April 25, 2010 22:10
122. Posted by Kevin
| April 26, 2010 1:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
122. Posted by Kevin
| April 26, 2010 1:22 AM |
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Posted on April 26, 2010 01:22