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Comments (130)
...and you can see how the ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Timmer | April 30, 2010 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
...and you can see how the blue matches both your tie and almost matches his shirt, showing that you're both on the same page...get it...it's symbolic.
1. Posted by Timmer | April 30, 2010 10:08 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:08
2. Posted by Jeff | April 30, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
See how we matched the powerpoint background color to your tie as you requested.
2. Posted by Jeff | April 30, 2010 10:10 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:10
3. Posted by tomg51 | April 30, 2010 10:12 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Yes, Sir, Homeland Security really is part of your job. I'll explain with these pictures.
3. Posted by tomg51 | April 30, 2010 10:12 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:12
4. Posted by IowaRight | April 30, 2010 10:12 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Nine days later, as the oil slick reaches shore, they have a meeting. "Heckuva Job Obamie"
4. Posted by IowaRight | April 30, 2010 10:12 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:12
5. Posted by JPO | April 30, 2010 10:13 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
"Gee, Ms. Napolitano, what are we doing today?"
"What we try to do every day."
"What's that Ms. Napolitano?"
"Try to take over the world!"
"Narf!"
5. Posted by JPO | April 30, 2010 10:13 AM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:13
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 30, 2010 10:13 AM | Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
"How many of the 57 states are we talking about?"
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 30, 2010 10:13 AM |
Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:13
7. Posted by zipity | April 30, 2010 10:14 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"We'll start with this and work our way up to the more challenging works by Dr. Seuss....."
7. Posted by zipity | April 30, 2010 10:14 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:14
8. Posted by Paula | April 30, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
... we're putting in the SWAT team here and the Vice Squad will enter here... And over here you'll notice the Truant Officers inspecting the wellheads...
8. Posted by Paula | April 30, 2010 10:15 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:15
9. Posted by IowaRight | April 30, 2010 10:16 AM | Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
Yes Mr. President, that wide open space in the middle is where our people will Photoshop in the zodiac full of Tea Partiers with the explosives...
9. Posted by IowaRight | April 30, 2010 10:16 AM |
Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:16
10. Posted by zipity | April 30, 2010 10:17 AM | Score: 20 (22 votes cast)
"You see, if we remove the border guards and the fences, we can guarantee at least 3-5 million more new illegal Democratic voters for the next election. Our comrades at ACORN have assured us they can handle the volume of bogus voter registrations"
10. Posted by zipity | April 30, 2010 10:17 AM |
Score: 20 (22 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:17
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 30, 2010 10:18 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Even with the extra large cards, UNO was still perplexing to the president.
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 30, 2010 10:18 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:18
12. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 30, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Does this red jacket make me look like Frank Luntz?"
12. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 30, 2010 10:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:19
13. Posted by Paul | April 30, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama holding fast to the liberal policy that mechanical failure -like terrorism- is a law enforcement issue.
13. Posted by Paul | April 30, 2010 10:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:19
14. Posted by GoWIld00 | April 30, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So with this thing called Photoshop, we can make all of America into a blue state. Pretty cool, eh?
14. Posted by GoWIld00 | April 30, 2010 10:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:19
15. Posted by IowaRight | April 30, 2010 10:20 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
If you enlarge the picture, I swear, you can see a tear in Lincoln's eye...
15. Posted by IowaRight | April 30, 2010 10:20 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:20
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2010 10:20 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Lincoln weeps.
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2010 10:20 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:20
17. Posted by geo
| April 30, 2010 10:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Look, see that entry, I can make another $30,000 before I hit the cap you set for having enough money."
17. Posted by geo
| April 30, 2010 10:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:22
18. Posted by JAT0 | April 30, 2010 10:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Gen. Jones thinking: "I'm sure Scott Adams gets inspiration for Dilbert after watching these two clowns."
18. Posted by JAT0 | April 30, 2010 10:23 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:23
19. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 30, 2010 10:23 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Have you heard this one? A mulatto, a woman and an anti-semite walk into the Oval Office...
19. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | April 30, 2010 10:23 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:23
20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2010 10:26 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Actually Lincoln is probably applauding. Like himself, Obama is using half the country to rape, pillage, and plunder the other half for a stronger central government.
20. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2010 10:26 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:26
21. Posted by JAT0 | April 30, 2010 10:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Janet these are great budget number for HHS, but let's bump it up a few more billion. Heck we're not paying for this - I'll just raise taxes.
21. Posted by JAT0 | April 30, 2010 10:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:27
22. Posted by JAT0 | April 30, 2010 10:29 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Focus Mr. President - we're still on page one of my report.
22. Posted by JAT0 | April 30, 2010 10:29 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:29
23. Posted by Big Mo | April 30, 2010 10:34 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"This is the cover sheet for my proposals on the Teabaggers, Mr. President. Inside...well, there's actually nothing inside. Just wave it around like MacArthy did on TV and you'll be golden to the press once more."
23. Posted by Big Mo | April 30, 2010 10:34 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:34
24. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 30, 2010 10:34 AM | Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
"Yes, Mr. President, it IS close to Texas. Therefore, we concur that you should blame the explosion and spill on George W. Bush."
24. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 30, 2010 10:34 AM |
Score: 24 (26 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:34
25. Posted by proof | April 30, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Border Protection for Dummies"...Don't these usually come with a yellow cover?
25. Posted by proof | April 30, 2010 10:38 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:38
26. Posted by Eric | April 30, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
So when do we get to the pictures of me?
26. Posted by Eric | April 30, 2010 10:38 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:38
27. Posted by jennifer | April 30, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sing along children,
One of these people just doesn't belong,
One of these people is not like the others.
Can you tell which person is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which person was not like the others?
Did you guess which person just doesn't belong?
If you guessed the white man is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!
27. Posted by jennifer | April 30, 2010 10:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:38
28. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | April 30, 2010 10:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Mr. President every copy comes with a free box of crayons".
28. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | April 30, 2010 10:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:44
29. Posted by JAT0 | April 30, 2010 10:46 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Wait - go back to that first part again. You mean we could waterboard those Tea Party leaders and get away with it?
29. Posted by JAT0 | April 30, 2010 10:46 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:46
30. Posted by Conservachef | April 30, 2010 10:47 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Napolitano: You see Mr. President, if you sign up just 4 people under you, and they sell just $100 of Amway products, and then they recruit just 4 people under them, then the national debt will be gone before you know it! Should I sign you up?
Obama: Present!
30. Posted by Conservachef | April 30, 2010 10:47 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:47
31. Posted by Stan | April 30, 2010 10:51 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
The Homeland Security team viewing the daily porn updates that was sent over from the SEC.
31. Posted by Stan | April 30, 2010 10:51 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:51
32. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth | April 30, 2010 10:55 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Mr. President, every problem we face can be solved with these two PowerPoint slides. The only thing standing in our way is that pesky constitution...
32. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth | April 30, 2010 10:55 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:55
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2010 10:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Why is it that every Democrat administration has its very own Androgynous Pat?
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2010 10:56 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 10:56
34. Posted by Mikey60 | April 30, 2010 11:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Janet, Powerpoint slides are NOT going to help General Jones come up with better material. I think he should go with the fart jokes....those always get a laugh.
34. Posted by Mikey60 | April 30, 2010 11:17 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:17
35. Posted by lenny | April 30, 2010 11:20 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
No, Mr. President, if you tilt the photo to the left the oil DOESN'T roll back out to sea...
35. Posted by lenny | April 30, 2010 11:20 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:20
36. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 30, 2010 11:22 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Yes, Mr. President, as you ordered I've got several drones watching every move Governor Brewer makes.
36. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 30, 2010 11:22 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:22
37. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 30, 2010 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama: "No, of course I'm not gonna read this. If Soros says I'm for it then I'm for it. Thinking and making decisions is above my pay grade."
37. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 30, 2010 11:22 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:22
38. Posted by Hank | April 30, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arizona is down there, Mr. President
38. Posted by Hank | April 30, 2010 11:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:26
39. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | April 30, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I'm telling you, that joke was funny! Here, check page 3 of my report where I explain the part about Jewish storeowners...
39. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | April 30, 2010 11:27 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:27
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 30, 2010 11:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
No, Mr. President, we can't blame the Mayor of New Orleans because he's a Democrat. But you can always throw Bobby Jindal under the bus.
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 30, 2010 11:29 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:29
41. Posted by Hank | April 30, 2010 11:32 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
No sir, It's Gulf, not golf of Mexico.
41. Posted by Hank | April 30, 2010 11:32 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:32
42. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 11:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama: "Man this is hard to understand... you gotta TOTUS version?"
General Jones: "You're just suffering a Napolitano complex... report"
42. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 11:33 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:33
43. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 11:34 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Napolitano: "Please stop calling me Clifford Mr. President."
General: "woof..."
43. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 11:34 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:34
44. Posted by Sadie | April 30, 2010 11:37 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
1.
Good news, mein President, we've recovered the blue prints from the bunker.
2.
Ghost of Lincoln speaks: "I said free the slaves, not enslave the Republic"
44. Posted by Sadie | April 30, 2010 11:37 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:37
45. Posted by Conservachef | April 30, 2010 11:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Napolitano: Mr. President, we have three options for dealing with people who have "made enough money." All you have to do is pick one.
Obama: Do I have to read them?
Napolitano: Well...
Obama: I was elected to Lead... Not to Read!
45. Posted by Conservachef | April 30, 2010 11:43 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:43
46. Posted by tomg51 | April 30, 2010 11:48 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
See? We secure the Mexican border at Guatemala and Belize - its a much shorter fence.
Or, if you're feeling audacious, and aren't you always, secure the border at Panama / Columbia and we get up to 57 states, a 20 mile border, and the communist party on the ballot to boot!
46. Posted by tomg51 | April 30, 2010 11:48 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:48
47. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 30, 2010 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I realize it's a very good image Mr. President, but it is just photo-recon image printed on a piece of paper. This is not one of those cool new iPads."
47. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 30, 2010 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:57
48. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Napoliatano "Mr President, here is our plan for taking the money from those who make more than you do."
48. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:57
49. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Napolitano - "And Gen Jones suggested putting snipers here, here, and here, to take out the teabaggers"
49. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 11:59 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 11:59
50. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Napolitano - "Gen JOnes suggests placing snipers here, here and here to take out the teabaggers"
50. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:01
51. Posted by guido | April 30, 2010 12:02 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Napolitano: "As you can see, Mr. President, this is a serious 'man-caused disaster'."
Obama: "You mean to tell me that this is a 'terrorist attack'?"
Napolitano: "No, no, Mr. President, I mean that this is, how should I say it?, 'an accident, not an attack, that was caused by man that has resulted in a disaster'."
Obama: "Dang, I hate it when we get I tripped up by our own silly euphemisms."
51. Posted by guido | April 30, 2010 12:02 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:02
52. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Gen Jones - "Sir the military will never stand for cancelling the elections and declaring you Emporer for Life"
Napaliatano - "How do you know? It has never been tried before"
52. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:02 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:02
53. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:04 PM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Obama - "The Arizona law is an outrage, stopping people just because they look foreign"
Napolitano - "You are right sir. Now here are the plans you approved for keeping white voters away from the polls in Nov."
53. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:04 PM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:04
54. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Gen Jones - "sir we desperately need to work on these plans to confront a nuclear Iran"
Obama - "This is such a nice blue. It matches my tie, dont you think Janet."
54. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:05 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:05
55. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:06 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Napolitano - "Sir the plan you had to blow up the oil rig to stop the drilling was fantastic, it is working just the way you thought it would"
55. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:06 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:06
56. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Napolliana: "How do we blame Booosh for this?"
56. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:07
57. Posted by Rob | April 30, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You see, Mr. President, we modeled our report on your speeches -- looks good on the surface, full of words and says absolutely nothing. Except, of course, for blaming bush and calling Tea Partiers dangerous.
57. Posted by Rob | April 30, 2010 12:07 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:07
58. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Gen Jones looks over at the blue pill and the red pill and decides both are bad for America.
58. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:07 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:07
59. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Sorry DJ, I posted before I read them... I blame bush.
59. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:08 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:08
60. Posted by pibill | April 30, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
And right here is the part where Pogo tells Porky, "We have met the enemy, and he is us".
60. Posted by pibill | April 30, 2010 12:08 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:08
61. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:09 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Obama - "Gen Jones I am concerned, if we place too many swat team members on the oil platforms they may capsize"
Gen Jones - "We dont foresee that happening sir"
61. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 12:09 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:09
62. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Barry- "Good job janet, the charges were planted perfectly. You make planet janet look like a piker."
62. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:11
63. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 12:12 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
(Obumble thinking): "This is a disaster. Should never have put me with this woman. Whose idea was this? She's just a sort of bigoted woman..."
63. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 12:12 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:12
64. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 12:14 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama: "I think I've finally got my mind around how to win in November, it's... Oh look. Shiny."
64. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 12:14 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:14
65. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lincoln disapproves of this message!
65. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:15
66. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry peruses the reverse side of an ACORN coversheet.
66. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:23
67. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I declare Marshall Law for all 57 states!"
67. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 12:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:26
68. Posted by Falze | April 30, 2010 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Mr. President, can we please take down the Lincoln portrait? Every time I see him up there I find it harder and harder to think we can fool all of the people all of the time as you claim!"
68. Posted by Falze | April 30, 2010 12:27 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:27
69. Posted by Neoluddite | April 30, 2010 12:33 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Instead of a fence, Sir, we'll station Jewish necktie merchants along the border with nearby, strategically placed Jewish restaurants."
69. Posted by Neoluddite | April 30, 2010 12:33 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:33
70. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 12:44 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"OK... We've opened the third envelope... What does it say to do?"
"It says, 'Prepare three envelopes....'"
70. Posted by rodney dill | April 30, 2010 12:44 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:44
71. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 30, 2010 12:47 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Mr. President, now might be a good time to fulfill that campaign promise of lowering the seas.
71. Posted by Pretzel Logic | April 30, 2010 12:47 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:47
72. Posted by CZ | April 30, 2010 12:53 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Mr. President, please consider this to be your own copy of "My Pet Goat".
72. Posted by CZ | April 30, 2010 12:53 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:53
73. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 30, 2010 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Rest assured Mr. President, we'll be expending every available resource to ensure your 2011 NCAA basketball bracket doesn't crap out in the second round.
73. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 30, 2010 12:55 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 12:55
74. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 30, 2010 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Powerpoint is just a crutch for people who have difficulty presenting complex information extemporaneously, so have these transcribed to the teleprompter for my 3:00 presser.
74. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 30, 2010 1:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 13:01
75. Posted by scotty | April 30, 2010 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
As you can see Mr President the enemies list we have compiled has grown to several pages
75. Posted by scotty | April 30, 2010 1:02 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 13:02
76. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:02 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Nappy headed hoes.
76. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:02 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 13:02
77. Posted by scotty | April 30, 2010 1:03 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
{Lincoln thought bubble} -
what a shithead.
77. Posted by scotty | April 30, 2010 1:03 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 13:03
78. Posted by Colorado Right
| April 30, 2010 1:05 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
so this plan will replace Arizona with Puerto Rico and maintain the 57 state level we currently have, Mr. President
78. Posted by Colorado Right
| April 30, 2010 1:05 PM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2010 13:05
79. Posted by just bob | April 30, 2010 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Something borrowed,something blue,all is old and nothing new.
79. Posted by just bob | April 30, 2010 1:07 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:07
80. Posted by McGehee | April 30, 2010 1:07 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama: "So, what am I looking at here?"
Nathan Lane in drag: "A sheet of paper with a lot of blue ink all over it."
80. Posted by McGehee | April 30, 2010 1:07 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:07
81. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 1:08 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama - "General, we need a very serious situation and need to discuss the first use of nuclear weapons"
Jones - "You mean against Iran?'
Obama "Don't be ridiculous. Against the teabaggers!"
81. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 1:08 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:08
82. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
A lamp, a room, 52 books, a love seat, 2 spectators, a dictator full of incompetence.
Could be Cuba but its not.
82. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:09 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:09
83. Posted by itismedavid | April 30, 2010 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Napolitano: "Yes, Mr President, the Gulf still DOES look blue..."
Jones thought bubble: OK, how about this, a bedraggled oil platform worker wanders into a Jewish clothing shop in New Orleans...
83. Posted by itismedavid | April 30, 2010 1:11 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:11
84. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lincoln-
"I freed them for this??"
84. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:12 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:12
85. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 1:16 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama - "I dont understand this part here Janet"
Napilitano - "You have the page upside down Mr President"
85. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 1:16 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:16
86. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What has this to do with community agitatin???
86. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:24 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:24
87. Posted by Rachel Edith | April 30, 2010 1:25 PM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
"Well, I say bet the farm on Line Of David in the Derby."
87. Posted by Rachel Edith | April 30, 2010 1:25 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:25
88. Posted by GarandFan | April 30, 2010 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Blue is a soothing color, and we do want to sooth people while we tell them we're not enforcing the southern border."
88. Posted by GarandFan | April 30, 2010 1:34 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:34
89. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 30, 2010 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. President, here are the latest photos of the blue screen on your personal computer. Shall I call in the SWAT team to deal with it?
89. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 30, 2010 1:38 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:38
90. Posted by Stan | April 30, 2010 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hey Janet, is there anyway we can blame George W Bush for the rig explosion that occurred last week?
Lets give that to Keith Overbite to spin, Mr President.
90. Posted by Stan | April 30, 2010 1:40 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:40
91. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn! His ears really are that big!
91. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:45 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:45
92. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I was all for offshore drilling before I was against it!"
92. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 1:47 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 13:47
93. Posted by Jim | April 30, 2010 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Mr. president, this is the shade of blue we have strongly suggested that the Nobel committee wear as they give you the Nobel Prize again next year."
93. Posted by Jim | April 30, 2010 2:16 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 14:16
94. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 2:24 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama - "Why did they use blue paper on this report"
Janet - "That is a picture of the water sir"
94. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 2:24 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 14:24
95. Posted by RAH | April 30, 2010 2:30 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The brightest bulb in the room is:
A) Wearing a red coat
B) Wearing a blue tie
C) Wearing a brown tie and looking confused as to why he is there, or
D) Sitting on the end table and looking like the Stanley Cup
If you answered D, you are a racist!!!
95. Posted by RAH | April 30, 2010 2:30 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 14:30
96. Posted by Big Mo | April 30, 2010 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Mr. President, If you'l;l just read --"
Obama: "I was elected to lead. Not to read."
96. Posted by Big Mo | April 30, 2010 2:41 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 14:41
97. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like Coowell!! Barry's taking remedial classes to learn how to speak without the aid of a prompter!
97. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 3:10 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 15:10
98. Posted by SShiell | April 30, 2010 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"And these are the pictures Air Force One took on its flight over New York City!"
98. Posted by SShiell | April 30, 2010 3:43 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 15:43
99. Posted by jim2 | April 30, 2010 3:43 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
And, Mr. President, here's how it will look on the teleprompters.
99. Posted by jim2 | April 30, 2010 3:43 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 15:43
100. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see dead people
100. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 4:08 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 16:08
101. Posted by Matt | April 30, 2010 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
There I was, Janet Reno's testicles in my hand...
101. Posted by Matt | April 30, 2010 4:10 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 16:10
102. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ive seen MENSA and brother, this aint no MENSA
102. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 4:18 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 16:18
103. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 30, 2010 4:39 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Janet. How many times do I have to tell you 'MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER?'"
103. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 30, 2010 4:39 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 16:39
104. Posted by Roger McGaugh | April 30, 2010 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "This bill is too thin, I need for it to be atleast 12 inches thick, make it happen."
104. Posted by Roger McGaugh | April 30, 2010 5:24 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 17:24
105. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Janet - "Sir, we are showing that due to the new immigration law in Arizona, undocumented aliens are leaving the state"
Obama - "Think we could pass a national law like that against the GOP?"
105. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 5:36 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 17:36
106. Posted by Jay Guevara | April 30, 2010 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"No, Mr. President, I know it's called the 'Gulf of Mexico,' but that still doesn't it make it their problem."
106. Posted by Jay Guevara | April 30, 2010 6:05 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 18:05
107. Posted by Sputum | April 30, 2010 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While that crone drones on, I'll just take a moment and check my eyelids for cracks.
107. Posted by Sputum | April 30, 2010 6:47 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 18:47
108. Posted by Stan | April 30, 2010 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those Earth Liberation Front guys did a bang up job on that drilling rig last week. We got our money's worth on that job.
108. Posted by Stan | April 30, 2010 6:49 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 18:49
109. Posted by PapaWhisky | April 30, 2010 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Abraham Lincoln sits perfectly still, hoping the jokers in the room won't see him.
109. Posted by PapaWhisky | April 30, 2010 7:53 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 19:53
110. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gen Jones - "Mr President, I."
Obama - "That is King Obama to you "
110. Posted by retired military | April 30, 2010 9:09 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 21:09
111. Posted by Wiglaf | April 30, 2010 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry Janet,but I have to ask each time.
Should I bow to it?
Mr. President...it's the color blue
111. Posted by Wiglaf | April 30, 2010 10:12 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 22:12
112. Posted by fustian | April 30, 2010 10:30 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
This was BRITISH Petroleum, you say?
Maybe we should have gotten them a better gift...
112. Posted by fustian | April 30, 2010 10:30 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 22:30
113. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 11:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" stupidfest the series "
113. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 11:28 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 23:28
114. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DO YOU have to have to have an IQ above 16 to attend here? No, not really.
114. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2010 11:32 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2010 23:32
115. Posted by Rick13 | May 1, 2010 5:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guy on the left: "What kind of a man wears a red sport coat to the White House?"
115. Posted by Rick13 | May 1, 2010 5:23 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 05:23
116. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 1, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mr. President, we extracted these still photographs of you and Vera from the hotel's video tape . . ."
116. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 1, 2010 8:17 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 08:17
117. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BP says it isn't an ecological disaster.
They prefer to call it "change"...
117. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2010 8:29 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 08:29
118. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After all Barack, they're just doing to the Gulf of Mexico what you're doing to the whole country.
118. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2010 8:32 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 08:32
119. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's amazing, but since they passed that immigration bill, none of that Gulf of Mexico oil spill is washing up on Arizona.
119. Posted by fustian | May 1, 2010 8:34 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 08:34
120. Posted by BlogDog | May 1, 2010 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new "E-ink" birth certificates are subject to the "blue screen of death" as you can see, sir. But we're unsure if this is a bug or a feature.
120. Posted by BlogDog | May 1, 2010 9:29 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 09:29
121. Posted by Melek | May 1, 2010 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
I wish you well :) Melek
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder." ~ L. J. Peter
121. Posted by Melek | May 1, 2010 11:12 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 11:12
122. Posted by kenneyraisin | May 1, 2010 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I thought this would be a pretty blue for your new palace bedroom but Hillary thinks a nice gold with red trim would look better.
122. Posted by kenneyraisin | May 1, 2010 1:35 PM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 13:35
123. Posted by kenneyraisin | May 1, 2010 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You need to stop watching Rick Sanchez on CNN Mr. President. The oil spill is here in the Gulf of Mexico, not the Arctic Circle.
123. Posted by kenneyraisin | May 1, 2010 1:38 PM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 13:38
124. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2010 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, Here's our plan to replace all of this Week's National Enquirer with our own version."
124. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2010 4:37 PM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 16:37
125. Posted by Michael Hamm | May 1, 2010 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unfortunately Mr. President, our report does confirm that everyone who voted for you was stupid.
125. Posted by Michael Hamm | May 1, 2010 8:39 PM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 20:39
126. Posted by chsw | May 1, 2010 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We have no real plan for the oil spill but we have a PR campaign to blame it on Bush.
chsw
126. Posted by chsw | May 1, 2010 9:24 PM |
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Posted on May 1, 2010 21:24
127. Posted by The Aviator | May 2, 2010 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints... I wanna get this done right, so show me all the blueprints... Show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints..."
127. Posted by The Aviator | May 2, 2010 1:36 PM |
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Posted on May 2, 2010 13:36
128. Posted by retired military | May 2, 2010 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Napilatano "Mr President, it is imperative you put in an appearance in the areas hit by the oil slicks"
Obama "But, but, I dont see any golf courses that I can play at that are close by."
128. Posted by retired military | May 2, 2010 3:09 PM |
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Posted on May 2, 2010 15:09
129. Posted by Hermoine | May 2, 2010 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't listen to her, Barry. Nobody else does."
129. Posted by Hermoine | May 2, 2010 3:29 PM |
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Posted on May 2, 2010 15:29
130. Posted by Kevin
| May 3, 2010 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
130. Posted by Kevin
| May 3, 2010 12:45 AM |
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Posted on May 3, 2010 00:45