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Comments (160)
"The ride will be pretty sm... (Below threshold)1. Posted by DaveD | May 21, 2010 7:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The ride will be pretty smooth from this point, Felipe. That was Dennis Blair and he's the last bump on this road."
1. Posted by DaveD | May 21, 2010 7:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:17
2. Posted by Jody | May 21, 2010 7:19 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The Obamas and Calderons rehash their experiences from the most recent episode of International Wife Swap.
2. Posted by Jody | May 21, 2010 7:19 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:19
3. Posted by Chris Short | May 21, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
You know... The best taco stand in town is right over there.
3. Posted by Chris Short | May 21, 2010 7:26 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:26
4. Posted by Saterp | May 21, 2010 7:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dude, did you leave your water bottles and backpack over by the cactus? You know that littering isn't very green..."
4. Posted by Saterp | May 21, 2010 7:30 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:30
5. Posted by Stephan | May 21, 2010 7:32 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Well, Felipe, why don't I just give back Arizona to you. That should fix the problem, right?
5. Posted by Stephan | May 21, 2010 7:32 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:32
6. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 7:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
A Streetcar name Chutzpah!
6. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 7:40 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:40
7. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
As you can see in Michelle's dress, they only support boobs on the left.
7. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 7:43 AM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:43
8. Posted by Stephan | May 21, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
It was a pretty good speech, Felipe, and I know you got the standing ovation and all. But, trust me, you did leave out the part about it being Bush's fault.
8. Posted by Stephan | May 21, 2010 7:43 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:43
9. Posted by IowaRight | May 21, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Our new "Undocumented Worker Express" will allow us to route them around Arizona in comfort and style
9. Posted by IowaRight | May 21, 2010 7:44 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:44
10. Posted by rbee | May 21, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I have your name in the white house "dead pool 2010" contest, don't let me down Felipe!"
10. Posted by rbee | May 21, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:45
11. Posted by Stephan | May 21, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama shows his usual technique for reaching across the aisle.
11. Posted by Stephan | May 21, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:45
12. Posted by Stephan | May 21, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know, Felipe, love means never having to say you're sorry. So the best I can tell you right now is that I'm in like with you.
12. Posted by Stephan | May 21, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:53
13. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
And this is the exact bus I use to run over former friends and associates...
13. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:53
14. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yeah, the white guy has to go to the back of the car.
14. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:53
15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 21, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 21, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 07:54
16. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Just the thought of you giving a speech to Congress was enough to damage our economy almost 5% yesterday.
What's your secret?
16. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:01 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:01
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Four Muggles plot a way to lie, cheat, or steal their way into Hogwarts.
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:02
18. Posted by tomg51 | May 21, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Are we talking free trade or immigration with this swap?
18. Posted by tomg51 | May 21, 2010 8:03 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:03
19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Obama: If my plan is successful, our people will soon be as poor as yours.
19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:04 AM |
Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:04
20. Posted by tomg51 | May 21, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If she doesn't have papers, I'll have to hold her for a while.
20. Posted by tomg51 | May 21, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:05
21. Posted by Jer | May 21, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pterodactyl airlines.
21. Posted by Jer | May 21, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:08
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sadly, in Obama's administration, the dark-skinned black man still has to sit at the back of the bus.
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:08
23. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, "illegal immigrants" is very harsh.
Why don't we call them: "expats"?
23. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:09
24. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Obama always seeks out the advice of leaders of failing states, because the job of trashing America is never done.
24. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:13 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:13
25. Posted by Gmac | May 21, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And in MY church there are rules, MY rules, not those cracker rules that are laws.
25. Posted by Gmac | May 21, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:16
26. Posted by jim2 | May 21, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The reason it's so empty, Felipe, is that so many who used be here with me have gone under the bus.
26. Posted by jim2 | May 21, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:16
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:16
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Yes, I always cross my legs like a girl. Why do you ask?
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:19 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:19
29. Posted by Prairie | May 21, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ahhhh the folly of the trolley
29. Posted by Prairie | May 21, 2010 8:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:20
30. Posted by guido | May 21, 2010 8:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
El Presidente, I personally have never had a problem pressing "1 for English" on my teleprompter....except for that one time when I accidentally pressed "2" and spoke in complete gibberish for 25 minutes....almost as if I had no teleprompter at all.
30. Posted by guido | May 21, 2010 8:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:23
31. Posted by joe | May 21, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Street car named DEBT!
31. Posted by joe | May 21, 2010 8:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:25
32. Posted by twolaneflash | May 21, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Underground? No, I'll run this borderline railroad right over the top of Arizona. Votes for me, cash for thee.
32. Posted by twolaneflash | May 21, 2010 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:25
33. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2010 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Turn out the lights...the party's over...
33. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2010 8:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:27
34. Posted by Rodney | May 21, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Obama "It was crowded when I first got on. Now there is only him left."
34. Posted by Rodney | May 21, 2010 8:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:29
35. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So where is your sombero? I thought you people wore somberos.
35. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2010 8:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:30
36. Posted by John Sheehan | May 21, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You Jets are pretty cool, just like us Sharks - now, repeat after me "OK for me in AmeriKKKa......"
36. Posted by John Sheehan | May 21, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:31
37. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So, say one of our Texan citizens has a little trouble paying off his new taxes, so he slips across the border to do a little yard work on your side. If he gets injured, he does get health care in Mexico, doesn't he?
No comprende, senor...
37. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:31
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Mi casa es su casa" -- and I really mean that!
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:33
39. Posted by zipity | May 21, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"What do you mean,"Are you gay"......"
39. Posted by zipity | May 21, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:33
40. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taco Bell? oh...the nearest one is at 14th and U ST...
40. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:33
41. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 21, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Thanks to the special teleprompter windows in his magic bus, Obama was able to carry on a conversation with the Mexican president.
41. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 21, 2010 8:34 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:34
42. Posted by guido | May 21, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
I've been heavily criticized and embarrassed for gifting the British PM a set of DVD's he can't watch, the Queen my book she doesn't want to read and the Indian premier a side of beef he can't eat.
So, before I give you California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas, el Presidente, I need your assurance that you can and will use them.
42. Posted by guido | May 21, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:36
43. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 21, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm we're having Mexican...
43. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 21, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:36
44. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
No,no...we really do want the American Southwest back.
What? You thought we were really interested in dialog?
That's funny, senor!
44. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:38
45. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I don't think "A Day Without a Gringo" would make much sense in our country Barry...
45. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:39
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sorry. The bus is a little slow with all the people I have thrown under there.
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 8:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:41
47. Posted by tomg51 | May 21, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Showcasing the GM/US Motors all electric vehicle.
And the expected ridership.
47. Posted by tomg51 | May 21, 2010 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:48
48. Posted by Mark W | May 21, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The two red dots behind my head? You know, I used to worry about the red dots around me too, but even the secret service is starting to tell me not to worry about them.
48. Posted by Mark W | May 21, 2010 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:48
49. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can feel it, comin' in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waitin' for this moment, for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it comin' in the air tonight, oh Lord?
Oh Lord
49. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2010 8:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:55
50. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BHO: "As soon as you are no longer useful to me, I'll be throwing you under the bus."
50. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 08:56
51. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Presidente Calderone: "I tawt de Kobay beeef were like you, El Presidente; well dun on de outside but berry, berry red in de center."
51. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:02
52. Posted by Clancy | May 21, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obama: "I've upgraded my bus to a trolley. It's much heavier, so be careful what you say."
52. Posted by Clancy | May 21, 2010 9:13 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:13
53. Posted by PapaWhisky | May 21, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
On the train to nowhere....
53. Posted by PapaWhisky | May 21, 2010 9:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:13
54. Posted by YaHump | May 21, 2010 9:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Can you ease up on the leaf blower at six in the morning? I was up late working on my putting.
54. Posted by YaHump | May 21, 2010 9:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:15
55. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BHO: "Aye, yi-yi-yi, I am de Freedom Bandito.."
55. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 9:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:17
56. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wrong church, Wright prophet.
56. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:19
57. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A street car named undesire~
57. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:22
58. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 21, 2010 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
'Prince of Darkness'?
Try 'President of Darkness'!
58. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 21, 2010 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:28
59. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "So Felipe, once you deport all your opposition's voters to the US we can make them citizens and they can vote for me. It is a win win"
59. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:29
60. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama - "The drug smugglers are a real problem"
Felipe - "We stop as many as we can"
Obama - "Well the quality of the mexican coke I have been getting has been really going down lately"
60. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:31
61. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "As you can see Felipe, now that I am President, the whites have to ride in the back of the bus"
61. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:33
62. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Felipe - "That was a massive bump we hit no?"
Obama - "yeah, we just went over Rev Wright"
62. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:34
63. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Don't worry. No one ever asks for a ticket or boarding pass here. This train is a free ride...
63. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 9:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:37
64. Posted by P. Bunyan | May 21, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Calderón: "I think you're ignoring the '800 pound gorilla in the room'."
Obama: "I'm not ignoring my wife... I just don't like to look at her."
64. Posted by P. Bunyan | May 21, 2010 9:37 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:37
65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Felipe: "Su casa es mi casa"
65. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 21, 2010 9:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:41
66. Posted by proof | May 21, 2010 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Imagine this aisle down the middle is the border between our two countries, only not as difficult to cross...
66. Posted by proof | May 21, 2010 9:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:41
67. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Playing hookie with the wookie
67. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:48
68. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've sat in pews before! And whitey, these aint no pews!
68. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:50
69. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see dead people!
69. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:51
70. Posted by GarandFan | May 21, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Okay, you can have California, but Arizona's gonna be a problem.
70. Posted by GarandFan | May 21, 2010 9:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:51
71. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Felipe - "Mr President this bus is much nicer than we have in Mexico"
Obama - "Well we have to keep expanding it with all the people that are going under it."
71. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 9:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:51
72. Posted by IowaRight | May 21, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
There is an important question that I have been wanting to pose to the leader of Mexico for sometime now. Can all of the Chihuahuas in Mexico speak like the one on the Taco Bell commercials?
72. Posted by IowaRight | May 21, 2010 9:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:51
73. Posted by Natty Dark | May 21, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
And so I told him, "Stop the finger-pointing!"
73. Posted by Natty Dark | May 21, 2010 9:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 09:53
74. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ive met hustlers before, but this one has no class"
74. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 10:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:10
75. Posted by just bob | May 21, 2010 10:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Can we register them as democrats before they leave Mexico?
75. Posted by just bob | May 21, 2010 10:21 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:21
76. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ha hahahaahahaha
76. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 10:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:24
77. Posted by Dodo David | May 21, 2010 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "What would I do if I discovered that there were two undocumented Mexicans riding on this trolley? I don't know, Felipe. Why do you ask?"
77. Posted by Dodo David | May 21, 2010 10:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:26
78. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No class, no balls, no service!
78. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 10:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:27
79. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SHAMTRAK - Dare to ride the rail
79. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:31
80. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pardon me.... Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
80. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:33
81. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Papers? I don't need no stinkin' papers."
81. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:34
82. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"STELLA!!!"
82. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:36
83. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and now you'll see why Rahm calls me... El Chorizo Grande..."
83. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:37
84. Posted by Matt | May 21, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Felipe, after the hard left turn up ahead you and your lovely wife will have to exit the trolley before it crosses into Arizona.
84. Posted by Matt | May 21, 2010 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:40
85. Posted by Michael Hamm | May 21, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Streetcar Named Denial
85. Posted by Michael Hamm | May 21, 2010 10:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:40
86. Posted by Maddox | May 21, 2010 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and that's where I play golf... and that's my basketball court... and that's where I plot my next move to destroy America.
86. Posted by Maddox | May 21, 2010 10:44 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 10:44
87. Posted by Dodo David | May 21, 2010 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "I'm sorry, Felipe, but I can't arrange for your illegal-immigrant relatives to be granted asylum. I can only do that for my own illegal-immigrant relatives."
[NYTimes headline: Obama's Aunt Is Granted Asylum]
87. Posted by Dodo David | May 21, 2010 10:44 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 10:44
88. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When Biden comes in on his knees sayin', "de train, boss, de train," it's just best to ignore him."
88. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:47 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 10:47
89. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Putting the Loco in Locomotive, since 2009.
89. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:49 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 10:49
90. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Release the Barack'n,... That's good Felipe, can I use it? I'll have Rahm add it to the TOTUS."
90. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 10:51 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 10:51
91. Posted by Robert Koslover | May 21, 2010 10:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is the Polar Express, right? So why the hell are you saying I can't have waiters dancing on the ceiling?
91. Posted by Robert Koslover | May 21, 2010 10:52 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 10:52
92. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Y'know, I got a diebold right out back!"
92. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 10:53 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 10:53
93. Posted by Joe Miller | May 21, 2010 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama--"Hey, this reminds me of something...oh yeah, the movie Dreamscape. It starts with the President on a subway car and ends with a mushroom cloud. I love that movie!"
93. Posted by Joe Miller | May 21, 2010 11:04 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:04
94. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Barack: "Can we stand... I really feel the urge to bow to you right now."
94. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:05 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:05
95. Posted by Madalyn | May 21, 2010 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We have to work together to keep your shithole country as is so all those future dem voters can come here without any papers, carrying all those diseases that will eventually kill off all those old white conservative people.
95. Posted by Madalyn | May 21, 2010 11:06 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:06
96. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barack: "I'm very sorry, I promise that Biden won't refer to dessert as Pie Alamo, again."
96. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:06 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:06
97. Posted by Highlander | May 21, 2010 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"..umm, and then there's Los Stupidos down the street - I hear they make a great gringo burger..."
97. Posted by Highlander | May 21, 2010 11:07 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:07
98. Posted by kenneyraisin | May 21, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Caldy, that was a nice rip! That Mexican food really tears yo ass up, yo. Check dis one out.
98. Posted by kenneyraisin | May 21, 2010 11:08 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:08
99. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 21, 2010 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So what you're telling me is I can have my coke delivered right to my door? And the only thing I have to do is to ignore the fact your people are breaking our laws and are trespassing, murdering and raping our citizens and stealing our jobs? And I wouldn't be acting stupidly? Done.
99. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 21, 2010 11:12 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:12
100. Posted by Highlander | May 21, 2010 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay then Felipe, we have a deal. Arizona, New Mexico, California, and Texas, in return for a life-time supply of high-quality blow for me and the missus."
100. Posted by Highlander | May 21, 2010 11:33 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:33
101. Posted by gowild00 | May 21, 2010 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Badges? I don't have to show you any badges...we don't have to show you any stinking badges"
101. Posted by gowild00 | May 21, 2010 11:39 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:39
102. Posted by JAT0 | May 21, 2010 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK let's try it one more time - Michelle will do the Judy Garland part - 1, 2, 3
"Chug, chug, chug went the motor
Plop, plop, plop went the wheels
Stop, stop, stop went my heartstrings
As he started to go then I started to know how it feels
When the universe reels"
102. Posted by JAT0 | May 21, 2010 11:46 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:46
103. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
♬
One toke over the line,
Felipe de Jesus,
One toke over the line
♬
103. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:47 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:47
104. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 21, 2010 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I also, President Obama, value our country's special relationship with your country. And thank you again for the farting, sombrero shaped bean dip bowl."
104. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 21, 2010 11:56 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:56
105. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:57 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Michelle: "Then that little girl says, 'but my mama ain't got no papers,' and I says, 'That's OK dear, neither does my husband.'"
105. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:57 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 11:57
106. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 11:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Got a light?"
106. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 11:58 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:58
107. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"No, Joe couldn't make it, the engineer said he could drive the choo choo."
107. Posted by rodney dill | May 21, 2010 11:59 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 11:59
108. Posted by Don | May 21, 2010 12:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
This train is taking us all straight to Hell, MICHIGAN, right?!?!?!
108. Posted by Don | May 21, 2010 12:02 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 12:02
109. Posted by wildman | May 21, 2010 12:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You know mr calderon, i never expected to train to hell would be so luxurious.
109. Posted by wildman | May 21, 2010 12:03 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 12:03
110. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 21, 2010 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So, I'll just issue an Executive Order saying that all border crossings must now be black-tie affairs and just bus your cheap labor in."
110. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 21, 2010 12:11 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 12:11
111. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 12:13 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Stupidity knows no borders!
111. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 12:13 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 12:13
112. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 21, 2010 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look Caldy, we ain't gettin now where till you stop makin fun of my wife's face. She can't help it if her lower jaw sticken out the way it does make her face look lika a cash register wif the drawer open.
112. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 21, 2010 12:17 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 12:17
113. Posted by CZ | May 21, 2010 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Back then I told Rosa Parks that if she....
113. Posted by CZ | May 21, 2010 12:21 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 12:21
114. Posted by GarandFan | May 21, 2010 12:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Make sure you clean the toilets daily.
114. Posted by GarandFan | May 21, 2010 12:22 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 12:22
115. Posted by mpw280 | May 21, 2010 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Train of fools on the road to nowhere. mpw
115. Posted by mpw280 | May 21, 2010 12:25 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 12:25
116. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 21, 2010 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Have you ever done it on a real train?"
116. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 21, 2010 12:43 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 12:43
117. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Before the cock crows thrice, he'll deny he was there.
117. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 1:07 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 13:07
118. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 1:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A Streetcar Named Despair...
118. Posted by fustian | May 21, 2010 1:16 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 13:16
119. Posted by Rob | May 21, 2010 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hold on tight! You see, we're now going to show that the light at the end of the tunnel really is an oncoming train!
119. Posted by Rob | May 21, 2010 1:46 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 13:46
120. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 1:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Presidente Clouseau: "Don't say 'si' are screwed', say 'oui' are screwed."
120. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 1:58 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 13:58
121. Posted by JLawson | May 21, 2010 1:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Wheels on the Bus go UP and DOWN.
UP and DOWN, UP and DOWN.
The Wheels on the Bush go UP and DOWN,
Over the BODIES thrown on the GROUND!
121. Posted by JLawson | May 21, 2010 1:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 21, 2010 13:59
122. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 2:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Presidente Calderone: "We are not so far apart, no?"
Chauncey Obama: "Si, our borders are almost not touching".
122. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 2:04 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 14:04
123. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 2:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
THREE QUESTIONS FOR PHILLIPE CALDERONE ON THE "BRIDGE OF BORDERS":
What is your name? "Phillipe Calderone".
What is your quest? "The abolition of racial profiling".
What is Mexican policy on illegal immigration with nations on your south border? "HUH"?
[Presidente Calderone is cast into the Fiery Pit of Sophistry.]
123. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 2:38 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 14:38
124. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "Felipe what is the main difference you see between our countries"
Felipe "In my country the bus has people in it and not under it"
124. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 2:44 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 14:44
125. Posted by Timmer | May 21, 2010 3:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: Seriously, you'll put up your nasty skunkweed against what comes out of Humbolt County? Dude, you are delusional.
125. Posted by Timmer | May 21, 2010 3:01 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 15:01
126. Posted by Peter F. | May 21, 2010 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why, yes, Mr. Calderon, that is AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" coming over the speakers...."
126. Posted by Peter F. | May 21, 2010 3:13 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 15:13
127. Posted by Peter F. | May 21, 2010 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Do you like it, Mr. C? Instead of traveling over scorching desert while dodging rattlesnakes and scorpions, we thought we'd just bring folks over in this nice, airy trolley. We'll even serve a five-course meal while we grant them instant citizenship even if they don't have papers!"
127. Posted by Peter F. | May 21, 2010 3:17 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 15:17
128. Posted by Peter F. | May 21, 2010 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Like how I pimped out the presidential limo?"
128. Posted by Peter F. | May 21, 2010 3:18 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 15:18
129. Posted by Bill Shives | May 21, 2010 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes I am a finger pointer. Now this is the finger i use to call out those teabaggers . it is very effective in getting my point across.
129. Posted by Bill Shives | May 21, 2010 3:31 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 15:31
130. Posted by GarandFan | May 21, 2010 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Then we'll make all the WHITE people sit in the back.
130. Posted by GarandFan | May 21, 2010 3:41 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 15:41
131. Posted by Barack Obama | May 21, 2010 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There I am, explaining that even though I am black, my dick is only that big.
Barack Hussein Obama
President of the United States
131. Posted by Barack Obama | May 21, 2010 4:22 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 16:22
132. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 4:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Felipe - "So you gave the unions $100B and you are only getting $100m back to help your reelection? I get a bigger cut from the drug trafficers and coyotes"
132. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 4:24 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 16:24
133. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 4:26 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Felipe m- "I can see Arizona from my house"
133. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 4:26 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 16:26
134. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 4:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "You're right Felipe, I did forget to apologize for America's wrongdoing during the press conference. It's just that when I saw that rat crawling in front of the podium I thought someone let Henry Waxman out by mistake"
134. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 4:30 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 16:30
135. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "So Felipe, you say you have someone that will take care of the rats in the White House on the cheap?"
Felipe - "Si, but you have to pay them in cash"
Obama - "Cool, I can use the "Jobs that Americans wont do " line in my next speech"
135. Posted by retired military | May 21, 2010 4:32 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 16:32
136. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BHO: "Si. I rested on day 'siete'".
136. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 4:45 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 16:45
137. Posted by Mikey60 | May 21, 2010 4:45 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
No, Felipe, this trolley doesn't stop in Aztlan. Why do you ask?
137. Posted by Mikey60 | May 21, 2010 4:45 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 16:45
138. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Presidente Calderone: "I smell sulfur."
Presidente El Diablo: "I don't smell anything."
138. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 5:51 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 17:51
139. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poncho and Leftie.
139. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 5:51 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 17:51
140. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Calderone: "You are de cleanist, mosd articulad negro man, I hab eber meet."
140. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 5:55 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 17:55
141. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: Did you say in Spanish that I was "full of 'sevens'"?
Calderone: No. I was speaking in English.
141. Posted by Spike | May 21, 2010 5:57 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 17:57
142. Posted by SpideyTerry | May 21, 2010 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coming soon to theaters, "Dumb & Dumber: Affirmative Action Edition."
142. Posted by SpideyTerry | May 21, 2010 6:47 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 18:47
143. Posted by RickZ | May 21, 2010 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Hellbound Train.
143. Posted by RickZ | May 21, 2010 7:20 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 19:20
144. Posted by RickZ | May 21, 2010 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry: "So let me get this straight, Feli-pay, you people speak Mexican down there, right?
144. Posted by RickZ | May 21, 2010 7:22 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 19:22
145. Posted by JamesB | May 21, 2010 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We'll make them ride in the back of the bus.
145. Posted by JamesB | May 21, 2010 7:27 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 19:27
146. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see dummycrats!
146. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 8:53 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 20:53
147. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ok, lets see/
If it gets any stupider then this, I 'll run for office!
147. Posted by 914 | May 21, 2010 9:21 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 21:21
148. Posted by Bunker | May 21, 2010 10:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
America needs to stop pointing fingers and doing the "homophobe seating" thing...after tonight.
148. Posted by Bunker | May 21, 2010 10:26 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 22:26
149. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We're just waiting for the whites to be seated
in the back. Everyone have his "E" ticket
ready?
149. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:13 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 23:13
150. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the smallest church in the world, Presi-
dente Calderon.... when he gets goin', Rev.
Wright be bustin' some smug white ass. I wore
earplugs for 20 years. Here's a pair for you
and your main squeeze.
150. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:26 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 23:26
151. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So we're going down into the deepest coal mine
in West Virginia....probably half a mile.
Don't worry... Wagyu beef, lobster salad,
and the Dom Perignon are in the car ahead.
The Press will NOT be present. The Boston
Pops orchestra will.
151. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:40 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 23:40
152. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought the Clintons would pick a, you know,
slightly bigger church for Chelsea's wedding.
Well, times ARE tough........
152. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:48 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 23:48
153. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These unisex bathrooms are da BOMB!
153. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 21, 2010 11:51 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2010 23:51
154. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 22, 2010 12:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here at the White House we call it the SOUL
TRAIN. Aretha Franklin will be asking for your ticket right after the piped-in
Marvin Gaye track ends.
154. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 22, 2010 12:01 AM |
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Posted on May 22, 2010 00:01
155. Posted by Babs | May 22, 2010 12:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "Lemme try again. 'America, vete a la CHINGada!"
Calderon: "No no no. You still putta accent all wrong. Amerrrica, vete a la chingADA! And you use meedle feenger."
155. Posted by Babs | May 22, 2010 12:15 AM |
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Posted on May 22, 2010 00:15
156. Posted by retired military | May 22, 2010 6:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Felipe - "Mr President, I have heard that your favorite movie is Jaws"
Obama - "Yeah, We're gonna need a bigger bus"
156. Posted by retired military | May 22, 2010 6:57 AM |
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Posted on May 22, 2010 06:57
157. Posted by rodney dill | May 22, 2010 2:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
157. Posted by rodney dill | May 22, 2010 2:41 PM |
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Posted on May 22, 2010 14:41
158. Posted by JD | May 22, 2010 9:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
America's first couple share a private moment with Barack and Michelle Obama.
158. Posted by JD | May 22, 2010 9:58 PM |
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Posted on May 22, 2010 21:58
159. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | May 23, 2010 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Obama administration rolls out its latest economic program with the slogan, "Let's party like it's 1929!"
159. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | May 23, 2010 3:33 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2010 15:33
160. Posted by Kevin
| May 24, 2010 1:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
160. Posted by Kevin
| May 24, 2010 1:34 AM |
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Posted on May 24, 2010 01:34