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"You know, when I woke up this morning and I'm shaving, and Malia knocks on my bathroom door and she peeks in her head and she says, 'did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?'"
Awwww.
How, uh, cute.
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Comments (24)
Why yes "I" did dear! I fo... (Below threshold)1. Posted by GarandFan | May 27, 2010 6:39 PM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Why yes "I" did dear! I found something environmentally friendly AND of suitable bulk to plug that NASTY hole. Some day former Vice-President Gore will thank me!
1. Posted by GarandFan | May 27, 2010 6:39 PM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 18:39
2. Posted by ODA315 | May 27, 2010 6:45 PM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
"And then over cornflakes, Sasha asked me "Daddy, why didn't Admiral Sestak take the Sec. of the Navy job you offered?""
2. Posted by ODA315 | May 27, 2010 6:45 PM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 18:45
3. Posted by ODA315 | May 27, 2010 6:46 PM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
"Yes I did sweetie, next up VP Biden's hole"
3. Posted by ODA315 | May 27, 2010 6:46 PM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 18:46
4. Posted by GarandFan | May 27, 2010 6:50 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
#2 - Thread Winner! :)
4. Posted by GarandFan | May 27, 2010 6:50 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 18:50
5. Posted by retired military | May 27, 2010 6:50 PM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
"No sweetie, your momma wouldnt open her mouth"
5. Posted by retired military | May 27, 2010 6:50 PM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 18:50
6. Posted by proof | May 27, 2010 6:58 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
She may have been asking if he'd shut his pie hole yet?
6. Posted by proof | May 27, 2010 6:58 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 18:58
7. Posted by Peter F. | May 27, 2010 7:11 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"No, honey. Daddy's too busy pandering to his hate-Big-Oil base, taking advantage of a crisis to push our foolishly Utopian green-power agenda and stonewalling the governors' requests for supplies and dredging permits to bother doing the only thing the government can and should be doing: helping with the on-shore clean up. You move along to school now and tell all your friends to blame BP. Love you!"
7. Posted by Peter F. | May 27, 2010 7:11 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 19:11
8. Posted by Rich | May 27, 2010 7:15 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
C'mon guys. This has been his first thought in the morning and last at night. Just like jobs,healthcare,deficit,afganistan according to Brett Bair on Fox. I bet it was ruining his golf weekends and all those basketball games. This guy is the biggest broken record of a lies.
8. Posted by Rich | May 27, 2010 7:15 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 19:15
9. Posted by Maddox | May 27, 2010 7:20 PM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
And in other news...
When James Carville work up this morning
he had a boot on his neck.
9. Posted by Maddox | May 27, 2010 7:20 PM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 19:20
10. Posted by G. | May 27, 2010 7:29 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
that snarly whinny mouth James Carville.... even when he smiles he's snarling.
10. Posted by G. | May 27, 2010 7:29 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 19:29
11. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 27, 2010 7:30 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sorry, Maddox, the only boot on Carvelle's neck that he gives a damn about is the one belonging to Mary!
11. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 27, 2010 7:30 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 19:30
12. Posted by DaveD | May 27, 2010 7:32 PM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
"Oh Malia, of course daddy didn't plug the hole. Responsibility is for losers."
12. Posted by DaveD | May 27, 2010 7:32 PM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 19:32
13. Posted by kevino | May 27, 2010 8:49 PM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Carvelle was on the news just a while ago in full attack mode. Now why would a good Democrat like Carvelle be undermining a sitting Democratic President?
His first loyalty is to the Clinton family.
More evidence that Sec. Clinton will be running for President.
Chicago politics versus the Arkansas mafia.
It's like a monster movie. Pass the popcorn.
13. Posted by kevino | May 27, 2010 8:49 PM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 20:49
14. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 27, 2010 9:06 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"Yes Babygirl. Plugged it like Lee Ward's gerbil"
14. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 27, 2010 9:06 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 21:06
15. Posted by epador | May 27, 2010 11:12 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
re: 13
This puts a new spin on the ol' Hatfield/McCoy feud.
15. Posted by epador | May 27, 2010 11:12 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 27, 2010 23:12
16. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 12:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
My child came into the bathroom this morning
and said, "Daddy, I have to make another
Obama".....so I left him, and handed him
the Charmin.
16. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 12:01 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 00:01
17. Posted by Jim Addison | May 28, 2010 12:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hey, if 12 year-old Amy Carter could feed her Daddy the answer about nucleah wah, the Obama children can help their Daddy, too!
Or are you saying black children can't be smarter than their parents, too? RAAAAAACISSST!!!!!1!
17. Posted by Jim Addison | May 28, 2010 12:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 00:17
18. Posted by James Cloninger | May 28, 2010 1:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"No, honey, daddy's too busy digging a much bigger one..."
18. Posted by James Cloninger | May 28, 2010 1:42 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 01:42
19. Posted by James Cloninger | May 28, 2010 1:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
And in other news...
When James Carville work up this morning
he had a boot on his neck.
Well, Mary always was a little on the kinky side.
19. Posted by James Cloninger | May 28, 2010 1:43 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 01:43
20. Posted by CZ | May 28, 2010 7:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yes sweetie, Daddy's goin' to Chicago to plug some ho.
20. Posted by CZ | May 28, 2010 7:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:10
21. Posted by _Mike_ | May 28, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
From DAY ONE, President Obama sent all available unicorns to assist.
21. Posted by _Mike_ | May 28, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:02
22. Posted by dnb | May 28, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just like so many who voted for Obama, "because my child asked me to." Claire McCaskill takes the advice of her children, many democrats shared the kool-aid offered to them by their children and voted as their children asked (such good parents), why shouldn't Obama do the same?
22. Posted by dnb | May 28, 2010 10:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 10:38
23. Posted by Deelicious | May 28, 2010 12:02 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
No sweetie,
I'm too busy packing for the bbq at Oprah's house this weekend. Stripes or plaid shorts?? Decisions, decisions....
23. Posted by Deelicious | May 28, 2010 12:02 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 12:02
24. Posted by Constitution First | May 28, 2010 12:04 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I wake up every morning and ask:
Is this a bad dream?
Do we really have a Marxist-Whack-Job as Leader of the Free World?
24. Posted by Constitution First | May 28, 2010 12:04 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 12:04