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Comments (174)
Barack: "The Beatles just ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 4, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Barack: "The Beatles just thought they were bigger than Jesus--I AM way, way, way bigger than Jesus."
1. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 4, 2010 7:20 AM |
Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:20
2. Posted by docjim505 | June 4, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Why is she looking at him??? Everybody is supposed to look at ME, all the time!"
2. Posted by docjim505 | June 4, 2010 7:20 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:20
3. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 4, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
♪"You'd think that people would of had enough of commie Presidents, I look in front of me and I see it isn't so, oh no."♫
3. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 4, 2010 7:25 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:25
4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 4, 2010 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man I love this job.
4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 4, 2010 7:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:30
5. Posted by Maggie Gara | June 4, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"Did you know, Michelle, that "Ebony and Ivory' was written for me?"
5. Posted by Maggie Gara | June 4, 2010 7:33 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:33
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 4, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"...you dont know how lucky you are boys..."
Barack: "Inspiring , isn't it?"
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 4, 2010 7:33 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:33
7. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 4, 2010 7:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Just think, if John McCain won Perry Como would be here."
7. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 4, 2010 7:34 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:34
8. Posted by 1903A3 | June 4, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Babe,done good didnt I?
8. Posted by 1903A3 | June 4, 2010 7:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:36
9. Posted by Maggie Gara | June 4, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"....but I tried. I tried and I tried to bring the members of Congress into 'perfect harmony' but Republicans just block my every move."
9. Posted by Maggie Gara | June 4, 2010 7:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:36
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 4, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Oh yeah the oil spill...I almost forgot."
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | June 4, 2010 7:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:38
11. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 4, 2010 7:40 AM | Score: 23 (27 votes cast)
And now a special request from the president:
"Let me tell you how it will be;
There's one for you, nineteen for me.
'Cause I'm the taxman,
Yeah, I'm the taxman."
11. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 4, 2010 7:40 AM |
Score: 23 (27 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:40
12. Posted by Maggie Gara | June 4, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
"Of course, I bowed when I met him, Michelle. He's a 'Sir' for goodness sake!"
12. Posted by Maggie Gara | June 4, 2010 7:41 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:41
13. Posted by iwogisdead | June 4, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
President Obama is stunned to find himself in a room where no one is looking at him.
13. Posted by iwogisdead | June 4, 2010 7:41 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:41
14. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
"Back in the USSR..."
14. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:43 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:43
15. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"...but why is he singing Maxwell's Silver Hammer."
15. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:44
16. Posted by Maggie Gara | June 4, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"That's it! The answer to all my oil-spill problems, 'A Yellow Submarine'."
16. Posted by Maggie Gara | June 4, 2010 7:44 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:44
17. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:47 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Barry: "He's singing Rocky Raccoon... racist!!!"
Michelle: "From the White Album...Damned RACIST!!!"
17. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:47 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:47
18. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
One has no meat in his diet, one has no meat in his agenda.
18. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:48 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:48
19. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:49 AM | Score: 21 (25 votes cast)
Obama: "Why is he singing Hey Jew'ed, I thought we were anti-Israel this week."
19. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:49 AM |
Score: 21 (25 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:49
20. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Day after day alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still,
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool,
And he never gives an answer,
But the fool on the hill
Sees the oil still coming out,
And the eyes in his head,
See his polls going down."
20. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:52 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:52
21. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.
Why BP's well
Had to blow I don't know, they wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
21. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:55
22. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Anyone seen any hot one-legged chicks?
22. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:56
23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 4, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Barack, was he the "cute one" or the "talented one"?
There was no talented Beatle - their fame was merely the result of timing, media adulation, and a lack of appealing options. Sound familiar?
23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 4, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:57
24. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama: "So then I says to Jindal, 'Ob-la-de Ob-la-da....'"
24. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:57
25. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where's Kanye when you need him?
25. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 07:57
26. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama: "C'mon Michelle, how many times have I really blamed Bush for the Oil leak?"
Paul: "♬ "Number 9, number 9, number 9... ♬"
26. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:00
27. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I TOLD you we could insult Britain and they'd still come crawling...
27. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 8:01 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:01
28. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 4, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn, Michelle, I did NOT ask him to sing 'Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and Monkey' .... cause Lennon was the lead vocal on that!"
28. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 4, 2010 8:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:03
29. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 39 (41 votes cast)
Biden is wondering why all the Beatles didn't show...
29. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 8:03 AM |
Score: 39 (41 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:03
30. Posted by heckrules | June 4, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Sitting in the Whitehouse waiting for the oil to stop its run.
If BP don't come, you get dead pelicans
Oil's standing in the Lousiana marshland!
Barack is the eggman, liberals are the eggmen.
Michelle is a big walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
30. Posted by heckrules | June 4, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:07
31. Posted by hermie | June 4, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
M: Why did he leave out 'Blackbird'?
B: Racist!
31. Posted by hermie | June 4, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:09
32. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Obama shows his unparalleled commitment to fixing the BP oil spill. First he turned to Hollywood by bringing in the director of Avatar. Now he's mining the extensive experience of aging English rock stars.
Wherever the search takes him, this President is on top of the disaster.
32. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 8:11 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:11
33. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yesterday, all these losers seemed so far away,.
33. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:11
34. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I'm fixing a hole,
where the oil leaks out,
to keep my polls from wandering.
Where they will go.
34. Posted by fustian | June 4, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:14
35. Posted by Mark W | June 4, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just before Barry shut down the show he was shocked when Michelle accidentally mentioned that Paul is British.
35. Posted by Mark W | June 4, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:14
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 4, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Any Requests?
Barack: Back in the U.S.S.R.! Back in the U.S.S.R.!
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 4, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:16
37. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here comes the bum' Here comes the bum' And I say..Its all bad...
37. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:18
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 4, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
And now, one to honor President Bill Clinton... "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 4, 2010 8:20 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:20
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 4, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Yesterday... all my troubles seemed to far away. Now I need a place to hide away...
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 4, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:22
40. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I was really the fifth Beatle."
40. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:22
41. Posted by heckrules | June 4, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
(update to my little song)
Sitting in the Whitehouse waiting for the oil to stop its run.
If BP don't come, you get dead pelicans
Oil's standing in the Lousiana marshland!
Barack is the egghead, liberals are the eggheads.
Michelle is a big walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
41. Posted by heckrules | June 4, 2010 8:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:26
42. Posted by wright | June 4, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought they were going to hold this event in the library.
42. Posted by wright | June 4, 2010 8:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:26
43. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:27 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Me? I thought you invited the ancient, washed up, white guy....."
43. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:27 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:27
44. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"...really? I still think Nancy Pelosi uses waaaaay more botox than this guy..."
44. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:27
45. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
"Wow, I always thought RINGO was the stupid one..."
45. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:28
46. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"So this is the best you can come up with when Jay-Z canceled....?"
46. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:29
47. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"What do you mean you requested "Fool on the Hill" for me...."
47. Posted by zipity | June 4, 2010 8:30 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:30
48. Posted by geo
| June 4, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Library? You mean that big room with all those books?
OH!!! He was talking about Bush!!! Whew!!
48. Posted by geo
| June 4, 2010 8:35 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:35
49. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
nah nah nah ..... Nah nanah nah...Na na nah nah..
Hey crude'
nah nah nah ..... Nah nanah nah...Hey crude..
Cru cru crudee, crudee, crudee'
49. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:36
50. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 4, 2010 8:39 AM | Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
"How does he do this without a teleprompter?The man's a genius!"
50. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 4, 2010 8:39 AM |
Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:39
51. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 4, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The aging pop-star started the concert with a message of support for the beleaguered president,aimed at his critics, "I'm a big fan, he's a great guy. So lay off him, he's doing great."
OK, that is an actual McCartney quote from earlier this week. Somehow, it just seemed timely.
51. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 4, 2010 8:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:40
52. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "Amazing performance. He diddnt even use a teleprompter."
52. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:42
53. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Me and you and a dog named boo... ? Michelle? My Belle?
53. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:42
54. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do they get anymore washed up then this?
54. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:43
55. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As McCartney sings Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Obama remembers he has to get a fresh stash from his dealer.
55. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:43
56. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Barry: "...but I thought Craig Stadler was the Walrus."
Michelle: "Goo goo gajoob."
56. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:44
57. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
McCartney plays Imagine and Obama starts to stand for the new national anthem.
57. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:44 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:44
58. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "You realize they came up with all their songs based on my life dont you."
58. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:46
59. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama feels right at home when McCartney plays "Back in the USSR"
59. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:48
60. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCartney plays "fixing a hole" and Obama interupts saying "Enough about the damn oil spill"
60. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:49
61. Posted by dfbaskwill | June 4, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whose Belle?
61. Posted by dfbaskwill | June 4, 2010 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:49
62. Posted by Joe Miller | June 4, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you wanted the Smart One, that's Ringo. I'm the Cute One. You're just the One.
62. Posted by Joe Miller | June 4, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:53
63. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
McCartney plays the democratic theme song of Jan 2011 "band on the run"
63. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:53
64. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle " Any new ideas on fixing the oil spill"
McCartney - "Let it be, Let it Be"
64. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:54
65. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wizbang poster and Paul McCartney Look alike Lee Ward plays Obama's theme song "Back in the USSR"
65. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:56
66. Posted by Justrand | June 4, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Yesterday,
Obama's troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, Barack believes in yesterday.
66. Posted by Justrand | June 4, 2010 8:58 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 08:58
67. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"Chewie! Wheres mt beer?"
67. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:00
68. Posted by Weegie | June 4, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Yesterday,
We liberals wanted Bush to go away
But now we wish he were still here today
You're worse than Carter,
Any day.
68. Posted by Weegie | June 4, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:00
69. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 4, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
One winner-turned-loser sings for another.
69. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 4, 2010 9:02 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:02
70. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wha? There's an oil leak in the gulf?" Dont worry, I'll get right on it!
70. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 9:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:02
71. Posted by Jeff | June 4, 2010 9:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barack: Paul, I understand you were in a band before Wings, is that correct?
71. Posted by Jeff | June 4, 2010 9:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:03
72. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 4, 2010 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
What do you think Chewbacca? Do you like your lifeday gift?
72. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 4, 2010 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:12
73. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When I was younger so much younger then today
I dreamed of the presidency and throwin it away
Now 564 days have passed and Im not so self assured, Jebidiah help me, Im just a big fat turd
73. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 9:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:14
74. Posted by Mark W | June 4, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
More "Paul is dead" rumors emerged after his appearance and comments at the white house. It was later shown that Paul is not actually dead, he is only brain dead.
74. Posted by Mark W | June 4, 2010 9:18 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:18
75. Posted by Jeff | June 4, 2010 9:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
They may call you Sir McCartney, but they call me Lord Obama
75. Posted by Jeff | June 4, 2010 9:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:29
76. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 9:40 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Barry: When I flunk out of this job will you meet me in my bungalo in Hawaii?"
Blackbird: Yes, but leave the wookie behind.
76. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 9:40 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:40
77. Posted by Rich | June 4, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I got him a few of Rev.Wrights best CD's....
77. Posted by Rich | June 4, 2010 9:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:42
78. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and I'm gonna get in a picture with him and the Salahi's when he's finished."
78. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 9:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:47
79. Posted by guido | June 4, 2010 9:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Who'da thunk Paul could make a worse career move than dueting with Michael Jackson?
79. Posted by guido | June 4, 2010 9:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:54
80. Posted by Don L | June 4, 2010 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...And you said that white boys don't got no rhythm"
"He ain't no BB King."
Remind me to get his butt, for not playing, 'Hail to the Chief' first."
"Maybe he'll agree to go to Louisianna with me for a photo op?"
"I wonder if his 'Yellow Submarine" could fix that damned oil leak?"
80. Posted by Don L | June 4, 2010 9:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:57
81. Posted by Roy | June 4, 2010 9:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these oily wings and learn to fly...
81. Posted by Roy | June 4, 2010 9:57 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 09:57
82. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
If he played "Barry creates a job" backwards we could hear, " not in this lifetime".
82. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 10:09 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:09
83. Posted by CZ | June 4, 2010 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Do you know what to call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney.
83. Posted by CZ | June 4, 2010 10:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:11
84. Posted by Madalyn | June 4, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can make a bigger a** of myself than Calderon can. Just watch!
Madalyn
84. Posted by Madalyn | June 4, 2010 10:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:15
85. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 10:23 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Psst! Toke Party, upstairs, afterward!
85. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 10:23 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:23
86. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 10:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle, why isn't the spotlight on ME?
86. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 10:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:24
87. Posted by Maddox | June 4, 2010 10:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I wonder what the poor folks are doing tonight?"
87. Posted by Maddox | June 4, 2010 10:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:29
88. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liberal singing in the dead of night
Take this broken President and learn to try
try try try...
88. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 10:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:33
89. Posted by Kenneyraisin | June 4, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but it seems Obamas here to stay, a leftist country so you see, Why we had to fail I don't know, they wouldn't say. Now the MSM's in the bag for him all day ay ay ay.
89. Posted by Kenneyraisin | June 4, 2010 10:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:43
90. Posted by Kenneyraisin | June 4, 2010 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hope my Depends hold out.
90. Posted by Kenneyraisin | June 4, 2010 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:52
91. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 10:52 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Faarttttttt!!
What do you think Chewie? Do we charge him under the new greenhouse gas emissions import tax?
Chewie: No, just blame BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSShh
91. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 10:52 AM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:52
92. Posted by Falze | June 4, 2010 10:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Shhhh! I love this 'mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmm mmm' part that comes up next."
92. Posted by Falze | June 4, 2010 10:53 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:53
93. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Georgie: "When is he gonna implement that hut tax He promised? I need to get outta this place."
93. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 10:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 10:55
94. Posted by JB | June 4, 2010 11:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One guy is an over-hyped, media created has-been who is adored throughout Europe. The other guy is Paul McCartney.
94. Posted by JB | June 4, 2010 11:01 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:01
95. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 4, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
McCartney was dumfounded when he realized that his song "Revolution" actually contradicts his support for Obama:
"If you go carring pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow..."
"If you want money for people with minds that hate, all I can tell you is brother you'll have to wait.."
"When you talk about distruction (of liberty and free market capitalism), don't you know that you count me out..."
95. Posted by P. Bunyan | June 4, 2010 11:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:03
96. Posted by Timmer | June 4, 2010 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So...he was with "Wings" before he went solo? I thought he followed Lenin? Wait, John who?!
96. Posted by Timmer | June 4, 2010 11:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:16
97. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Damn! There still here!
97. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 11:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:26
98. Posted by JD | June 4, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With tanking poll numbers, incoherent foreign and domestic policy, and dishonest Chicago politics rejected by the electorate, Sir Paul McCartney headlines the initial concert in the "Goodbye, Mr. President" concert tour.
98. Posted by JD | June 4, 2010 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:27
99. Posted by daryl | June 4, 2010 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Examples of leaders and their response to an emergency:
Nero played his fiddle while Rome burned.
President Obama brought in a Beatle to play while the Gulf soaked in the oil.
99. Posted by daryl | June 4, 2010 11:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:33
100. Posted by Roger McGaugh | June 4, 2010 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "Who's that? I thought James Brown was suppose to be performing tonight."
100. Posted by Roger McGaugh | June 4, 2010 11:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:38
101. Posted by Roger McGaugh | June 4, 2010 11:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "Hey Dawg! We kicked your butt during the Revolutionary War, sing a song about that."
101. Posted by Roger McGaugh | June 4, 2010 11:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:42
102. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry turns away cause a white guy sings better then he plays basketball, bowls, works a real job or pretends to be Presidential.
Man up Berry! We dont need you.
102. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 11:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:46
103. Posted by bigbugna | June 4, 2010 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We should have invited the "Stones". We would have got "Satisfaction"
103. Posted by bigbugna | June 4, 2010 11:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 11:56
104. Posted by jbw | June 4, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
After the concert, Obama presented Paul with a DVD set and an IPOD containing all the old Beatles songs.
104. Posted by jbw | June 4, 2010 12:01 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 12:01
105. Posted by Lonzo | June 4, 2010 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Michelle, he's left handed, too. That's so cool.
105. Posted by Lonzo | June 4, 2010 12:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 12:04
106. Posted by Rachel Edith | June 4, 2010 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "Still wish you were gay?"
106. Posted by Rachel Edith | June 4, 2010 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 12:11
107. Posted by Jeff | June 4, 2010 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know Paul, your band was very popular when I was a kid growing up in Hawaii...Oh wait, that was the Beach Boys...my bad
107. Posted by Jeff | June 4, 2010 12:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 12:27
108. Posted by Jeff | June 4, 2010 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack: So Michelle, do you remember when you lost your virginity to the Beatles?
Michelle: Yes...thanks for being so sweet and waiting for me outside the room
108. Posted by Jeff | June 4, 2010 12:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 12:30
109. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | June 4, 2010 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sgt. Pepper Meets President Dipshit"
"Obama Takes a Maxwell's Silver Hammer to Democracy"
"The White Album Sings to Black Jesus"
"Abbey Road and the Road to Nowhere"
"Rubber Soul Meets No Soul"
"Taxman!"
109. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | June 4, 2010 12:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 12:34
110. Posted by Bill Shives | June 4, 2010 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
michelle, he is singing our song. Back in the USSR!!!
110. Posted by Bill Shives | June 4, 2010 1:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 13:00
111. Posted by BluesHarper | June 4, 2010 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obaman - "This economy is getting stronger by the day."
We gave Paul this gig, right? That counts, right?
111. Posted by BluesHarper | June 4, 2010 1:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 13:12
112. Posted by Rick13 | June 4, 2010 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCartney warms the crowd up by singing Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole".
112. Posted by Rick13 | June 4, 2010 1:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 13:21
113. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "Michelle, do you realize, this is the only guy that did more drugs than I did back in 60s"
113. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 1:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 13:41
114. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♬
Will you still need me,
Will you still feed me,
when I'm 64... (trillion in debt)
♬
114. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 1:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 13:53
115. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Toldya Michael Jackson ain't dead... he's just an old white guy now."
115. Posted by rodney dill | June 4, 2010 1:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 13:54
116. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry Johnson' If we got any closer then this, I would swear you look like MJ!"
116. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 2:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 14:36
117. Posted by Faith+1 | June 4, 2010 2:38 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
PM" "Hi, I'm Paul McCartney."
BO: "Isn't he that guy from RockBand?"
117. Posted by Faith+1 | June 4, 2010 2:38 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 14:38
118. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of these guys is a washed up Pop star who is clueless about how to run a democratic nation, believes in socialism and redistribution of wealth, wants an utopian society, yet wont have to live by the rules that wants to see imposed on others.
The other is Paul McCartney.
118. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 2:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 14:44
119. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 2:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One of these guys is a washed up pop star from a foreign land who enjoys nothing more than bashing America.
The other is Barrack Obama.
119. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 2:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 14:46
120. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 2:47 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Sorry that should read
One of these guys is a washed up pop star from a foreign land who enjoys nothing more than bashing America.
The other is Paul McCartney.
120. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 2:47 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 14:47
121. Posted by the_puckhead | June 4, 2010 2:53 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The One getting in touch with his ivory side.
121. Posted by the_puckhead | June 4, 2010 2:53 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 14:53
122. Posted by the_puckhead | June 4, 2010 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Do you like this? Can we leave."
122. Posted by the_puckhead | June 4, 2010 2:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 14:58
123. Posted by the_puckhead@yahoo.com | June 4, 2010 2:59 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I don't know who he is. Rahm picked him.
123. Posted by the_puckhead@yahoo.com | June 4, 2010 2:59 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 14:59
124. Posted by CDR M | June 4, 2010 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle, will this sound better with 3D glasses?
124. Posted by CDR M | June 4, 2010 3:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 15:02
125. Posted by Gmac | June 4, 2010 3:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Aging white Knight performs for the dark Prince.
125. Posted by Gmac | June 4, 2010 3:12 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 15:12
126. Posted by sparkyinfla | June 4, 2010 3:14 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Imagine there's no Limbaugh
It's easy if you try
No Hannity on TV
Glenn Beck's in the sky
Imagine all the people
Bowing down to me"
126. Posted by sparkyinfla | June 4, 2010 3:14 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 15:14
127. Posted by tomg51 | June 4, 2010 3:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama makes Paul sing backwards so he can understand.
127. Posted by tomg51 | June 4, 2010 3:34 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 15:34
128. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Pauly: "Can We go skiiny dippin in the gulf tonight?"
Barak Petroleum: "Sure, but watch out for them oil covered wookie snatchtraps."
Pauly: "WOOOOO HOOOOO!"
128. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 3:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 15:40
129. Posted by proof | June 4, 2010 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Left handed. Coincidence? I think not!
129. Posted by proof | June 4, 2010 3:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 15:52
130. Posted by Chuck | June 4, 2010 3:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If we bring him back next week, is that one job creation?
130. Posted by Chuck | June 4, 2010 3:58 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 15:58
131. Posted by I secede | June 4, 2010 3:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hey honey, guess what number I'm thinking of."
131. Posted by I secede | June 4, 2010 3:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 15:59
132. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Chewie! Wheres mt beer?"
Let Me rephrase that..... "Wheres muy beetr@!!"
There! THATS BETTER.
132. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 4:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 16:07
133. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 4:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
131
'ONE"
133. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 4:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 16:10
134. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | June 4, 2010 4:21 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
McCartney: "What's your plan for the economy?"
Obama: "Helter Skelter"
McCartney: "Day Tripper"
Obama: "I only drop acid at nights, Paul"
McCartney: "What's your plan to deal with worldwide terrorism?"
Obama: "Die and Let Live"
McCartney: "How would you react if Jews were wiped off the face of the Earth?"
Obama: "Good Day, Sunshine"
134. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | June 4, 2010 4:21 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 16:21
135. Posted by Mikey60 | June 4, 2010 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What, we couldn't get Ringo too?
135. Posted by Mikey60 | June 4, 2010 4:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 16:50
136. Posted by guido | June 4, 2010 4:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Any time, any day
You can hear the people say
Illegal immigration's a crime
Well I don't know, Obama says that it's just fine
Southern gulf, filled with oil
Is making Obama's fury boil
When will it halt
He don't know, but he knows that it's Bush's fault
Oh, yes indeed we know
Obama will find a way to go
It's-a matter-a what the teleprompter said
And all is fine for all we know
For all we know our economy will grow
That's what the teleprompter said
So won't you listen what the teleprompter said
He said.....
The blunder of it all, baby
The blunder of it all, baby
The blunder of it all, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah
136. Posted by guido | June 4, 2010 4:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 16:54
137. Posted by guido | June 4, 2010 4:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You'd think that people woulda had enough of silly lib songs!
137. Posted by guido | June 4, 2010 4:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 16:56
138. Posted by guido | June 4, 2010 5:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Someone's knocking at the door
As we're coming up on twenty-twelve
Do me a favor, open the door, and let 'em in
David Petraeus, Eric Cantor
Newt Gingrich, John Boehner
Governor Christie, Sarah Palin
Open the door, let 'em in
138. Posted by guido | June 4, 2010 5:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 17:21
139. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 5:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"How does he do this without a teleprompter?The man's a genius!"
Think Milli Vanilli...
139. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 5:52 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 17:52
140. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 6:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle - "McCarty is still a great singer"
Obama - "and the best part is he is the only one in the room with less experience in running something than I have."
140. Posted by retired military | June 4, 2010 6:04 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 18:04
141. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 6:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - " Get Me a great American"
Michelle - "Where?"
Barry - In the unemployment office, where else?
141. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 6:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 18:17
142. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 6:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yesterday.... All Barrys PR troubles seemed so far away
Now he needs a place to hide away
Oh Barry once believed in yesterday
Yesterday... the DOW was such an easy game to play
Now it looks as if its gone to stay
Oh Barry believes in cash for play
2 versions available until Barry enacts the fairness doctrine!! Download now!!
142. Posted by 914 | June 4, 2010 6:33 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 18:33
143. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 7:26 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Really? He's British? Can I piss on him?
143. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 7:26 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 19:26
144. Posted by itismedavid | June 4, 2010 9:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCartney: "You're doin' a great job with that oil spill, Brownie ... I mean, Barry"
144. Posted by itismedavid | June 4, 2010 9:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 21:49
145. Posted by OKE E DOKE | June 4, 2010 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FOR YOUU BABY, A LEFTY GITTAR PLAYER
145. Posted by OKE E DOKE | June 4, 2010 10:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 22:12
146. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, he played your song Michelle, when's he going to play mine?
146. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 10:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 22:54
147. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle, did you know I was Ringo in my past life?
147. Posted by GarandFan | June 4, 2010 10:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 22:55
148. Posted by MThomas | June 4, 2010 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which one is he? Is that Ringo?
148. Posted by MThomas | June 4, 2010 11:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2010 23:20
149. Posted by azref | June 5, 2010 6:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told you Michelle. His is bigger than mine!
149. Posted by azref | June 5, 2010 6:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 06:14
150. Posted by Corbin Dallas | June 5, 2010 6:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And you'll notice, Honeybear....He even plays the guitar LEFT-handed!
150. Posted by Corbin Dallas | June 5, 2010 6:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 06:21
151. Posted by John D | June 5, 2010 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He ain't no Stevie Wonder is he?"
151. Posted by John D | June 5, 2010 7:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 07:28
152. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul: "I played for Jimmy Carter, too".
152. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2010 7:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 07:46
153. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PM: "My next song is 'He's a real nowhere man.'"
BHO: "Psst. Michele; he's not talking about me is he?"
153. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 07:54
154. Posted by D. Dean | June 5, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ellen plays a nice guitar and all, but when does McCartney come on?"
154. Posted by D. Dean | June 5, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 07:56
155. Posted by jp | June 5, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aw geez micheLle, it's biden who keeps yelling "free bird" from the back of them room...
.
155. Posted by jp | June 5, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 07:56
156. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
He's a real nowhere man;
Sitting in his nowhere land;
Making all his nowhere plans,
for EVERYONE!
156. Posted by Spike | June 5, 2010 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 07:59
157. Posted by Dana | June 5, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(sung to sweet jude)
"Deep Dooo, that's where you are. Sliding polls, won't make it better"
157. Posted by Dana | June 5, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 08:18
158. Posted by olsoljer | June 5, 2010 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not only can they not jump, they can't sing either.
158. Posted by olsoljer | June 5, 2010 10:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 10:30
159. Posted by Heinz 57 State Sauce | June 5, 2010 12:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
~When I was younger and much smarter than today
I drooled on fools just to make me feel ok
Now that Im older and incontinent of thought
I think I will drool here, cause I am an Obot~
159. Posted by Heinz 57 State Sauce | June 5, 2010 12:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 12:31
160. Posted by GarandFan | June 5, 2010 12:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"No where, man. That's were you're going Barry, no where"
160. Posted by GarandFan | June 5, 2010 12:34 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 12:34
161. Posted by Heinz 57 State Sauce | June 5, 2010 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ha haahahahahjihadahahahhaahaha
161. Posted by Heinz 57 State Sauce | June 5, 2010 12:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 12:40
162. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 5, 2010 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Best rendition of 'Star Spangled Banner' I've
ever heard from a honky.....right, Hon?"
162. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 5, 2010 1:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2010 13:09
163. Posted by Heinz 57 State Sauce | June 5, 2010 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Were Sargent Barry's jobless hearts club band
We hope you all enjoy the bull
Were Sargent Barry's clueless hearts club band
We dont believe in jethro tull
163. Posted by Heinz 57 State Sauce | June 5, 2010 1:18 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2010 13:18
164. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 5, 2010 1:24 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Camptown ladies sing dis song, Doo-dah, Doo-
dah....c'mon honey, sing along with me..."
164. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 5, 2010 1:24 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2010 13:24
165. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 5, 2010 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"....and BP's payin' for the gig, 'Chelle. I'll
trade you the Wagyu beef in my pocket for the
blini and caviar in your purse."
165. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 5, 2010 1:34 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2010 13:34
166. Posted by Heinz 57 State Sauce | June 5, 2010 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where do i get me a freakin bloody mary? I am so hungover and I gotta go to work?? FUCK!!!!!
166. Posted by Heinz 57 State Sauce | June 5, 2010 2:00 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2010 14:00
167. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2010 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"where are the clowns?"
"Send in the clowns"
"Never mind...They're here"
167. Posted by retired military | June 5, 2010 4:20 PM |
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Posted on June 5, 2010 16:20
168. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 6, 2010 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No Jimi Hendrix, but one dayyammm funky cracker! I'm kinda sorry
now I sent back ol' Churchill, but they gots
to know I'm THE MAN."
168. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 6, 2010 1:38 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2010 01:38
169. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 6, 2010 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He was knighted by the Queen, honey. You'd
think, at least, that I'd be proclaimed
Emperor of the Earth by Nancy Pelosi in
a rider to the next spending bill."
169. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 6, 2010 1:48 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2010 01:48
170. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 6, 2010 2:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They were an all-white band, mostly dead
now....no 'Soul'. Michelle, please pass the
sugar-dipped Loosiana tar balls...."
170. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 6, 2010 2:24 AM |
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Posted on June 6, 2010 02:24
171. Posted by gowild00 | June 6, 2010 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
thankfully for all in attendance, McCartney's guitar just managed to cover the huge boner he had for Obama.......
171. Posted by gowild00 | June 6, 2010 8:18 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2010 20:18
172. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2010 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry: "This is just like a real concert, quick Michelle, show him your boobs."
Michelle: "I don't think you and Joe will fit on the stage with Paul."
172. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2010 10:08 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2010 22:08
173. Posted by retired military | June 6, 2010 10:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama "I am telling you Michelle, I have every detail of every crisis lockied firmly in my brilliant mind. Now tell me again, umm who is this old guy with the guitar on stage?"
173. Posted by retired military | June 6, 2010 10:09 PM |
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Posted on June 6, 2010 22:09
174. Posted by Kevin
| June 7, 2010 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
174. Posted by Kevin
| June 7, 2010 1:38 AM |
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Posted on June 7, 2010 01:38