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Larry King "Retiring" To Spend More Time With His Cheating, Suicidal Wife

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Apparently, Larry wants to catch more of the kids' little league games because the coach was (and may still be) boinking his wife who tried to kill herself when she finally got sober enough to realize that she was sleeping with Larry King.

Clearly this announcement is totally unrelated to the fact that America's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan was signed to a hefty contract a few weeks ago to replace King.

Anyway, farewell Larry...

Statement from Larry King - [CNN]
Why Was the Larry King Announcement Handled So Badly? - [The Wrap]


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Comments (22)

G*dd*mn! EAT SOMETHING, LAD... (Below threshold)
Food:

G*dd*mn! EAT SOMETHING, LADY!!!

If I were married to that, ... (Below threshold)
914:

If I were married to that, suicide would be at the top of my list too.

"G*dd*mn! EAT SOMETHING, LA... (Below threshold)
914:

"G*dd*mn! EAT SOMETHING, LADY!!!"


She will, as soon as he croaks.

But are those "concentratio... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

But are those "concentration camp" arms or methamphetamine arms?

Having had a mentally ill s... (Below threshold)
jim m:

Having had a mentally ill spouse I can affirm that they consume ALL of you time and attention. Whatever you have they want it all. In a way they need it all, but you cannot give them everything you still have a life and a family to keep together.

It sucks, you end up having to choose between saving them or everything else. If she really is suicidally depressed I don't envy him. (OK he's creepy, so I wouldn't envy him anyway, but you know what I mean)

Is there any point to this ... (Below threshold)
David Marcoe:

Is there any point to this post, other than to provide a venue to ruthlessly insult someone who is in the public eye? Is there any reason for making fun of someone's attempted suicide and marital problems? Is this a serious political blog or Perez Hilton?

#6NO, you nailed i... (Below threshold)
914:

#6

NO, you nailed it! I thought of praising Lare on his extended longevity but seeing as you already have his groin covered, I WILL MOVE ON TO YOUR NON IMPERTINENT POINT.

I dont know what this has to do with politics? But who cares? Besides You apparently. Were commenting on a skeleton getting laid by a pretty skeleton. Nothing more, nothing less.

Were not going to steal your estate like a golddigging John kerry so get over it.

914 can you clarify which p... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

914 can you clarify which person in the photo you are referring to?

#8Hahahaahahahahah... (Below threshold)
914:

#8

Hahahaahahahahahahaha

The one with the real hair. Oh wait, the one with the real teeth. Oh wait, the one without 8 ex-wives. oh wait, the one without a clue. Oh wait, the lib. That's the one.

Larry ain't putting asses i... (Below threshold)
davidt:

Larry ain't putting asses in seats or eyeballs on advertisements like he used to, so bye bye.

"NO, you nailed it! I thoug... (Below threshold)
David Marcoe:

"NO, you nailed it! I thought of praising Lare on his extended longevity but seeing as you already have his groin covered..."

What are you talking about?

"I dont know what this has to do with politics? But who cares? Besides You apparently."

Wizbang claims to be a political blog and puts forward content that is supposed to be taken as serious political analysis. Methinks that might have some pertinence in this situation.

"Were commenting on a skeleton getting laid by a pretty skeleton. Nothing more, nothing less."

That's the point. I was posing rhetorical questions to draw attention to classless, crass, pointless cruelty. Getting your jollies out of someone else's pain and suffering is f**ked up. I don't think most people would find it funny if it were a friend or family member having similar troubles. Just because they're a public figure doesn't make it right. Nothing more, nothing less.

"That's the point. I was po... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"That's the point. I was posing rhetorical questions to draw attention to classless, crass, pointless cruelty." David Marcoe

Dave,how long did it take for you to get over Princess Diana's death. Never really have, I'll bet.

Get a grip son!

THANK GOD. GOOD. GO AWAY ... (Below threshold)
poptoy:

THANK GOD. GOOD. GO AWAY FOREVER.

OOOH-Anorexic much?... (Below threshold)
soozer:

OOOH-Anorexic much?

How about pictures of that ... (Below threshold)
Roy:

How about pictures of that hot Russian spy instead?

How about pictures of th... (Below threshold)
Tim:

How about pictures of that hot Russian spy instead?

You mean Ted Kennedy?

King is smart enough to bai... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

King is smart enough to bail now before his viewer numbers really tank.

The old fart seems to be ma... (Below threshold)

The old fart seems to be married to the female version of Skeletor! Can he even get it up anymore?

"Can he even get it up a... (Below threshold)
914:

"Can he even get it up anymore?"


Well, Heman is out of town so will have to ask chaka.

I have to say, his show is ... (Below threshold)

I have to say, his show is always an entertaining trainwreck. I don't know if any of you saw his interview with Snoop Dogg a few months ago. Truly mindblowing.

I dont have cable so I n... (Below threshold)
MF:

I dont have cable so I never saw his show.

larry has been dead for yea... (Below threshold)
moseby:

larry has been dead for years...they just haven't found his body under the bleachers at the dog track yet....




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